The EMBARRASSING "Pick Me Boys” of TikTok

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[@SadSnailz]

A dude calling themselves “babygurl” is the male equivalent of a girl saying they’re “one of the guys”

[@bekah22]

Stop that is the BEST way to describe it 😭

[@RennK85]

Facts!

[@witcherye]

when it seems performative, it gives me the ick

[@gloomy_glamour]

Bro does NOT want to be one of the boys (Katy Perry)

[@eyelacked]

Cooper legit does that😭

[@ceoofeternaldamnation]

The thing about the whole “Do you wanna know a disgusting secret about men?” thing is like…there are no secrets. I know a lot of dudes like to pretend that women are some strange enigma they can’t possibly understand but most women do not feel the same way about men 💀

[@borednerd5767]

the amount of times i've had a man tell me "something super gross that men do" and then it's just like a basic feature of the physical human experience...

[@lexigotsas]

@@borednerd5767they’ll say some stupid shit like there poop smells or that they fart💀

[@borednerd5767]

@@lexigotsas literally!!!

[@verrrrrr.]

like i feel like the most disgusting secret is just gonna be about their junk or something, as if most women don't get punished for not being pregnant every month 😭

[@Alexandria.J.Barmer]

​@@verrrrrr.I wish we just laid an egg or something 😂

[@rutabagaroo882]

Dudes calling themselves “babygirl” or “golden retriever boyfriends” is cringe cause it’s like giving yourself a nickname

[@Rowen_Is_Gay]

I mean, it's fine if they aren't hurting anyone (this is coming from a trans man)

[@lexigotsas]

Omg yesss literally

[@curvingfyre6810]

only The Girls can bestow those titles. claiming them for yourself is stolen valor.

[@velvetcobra5787]

is it okay for women to do this or does it cringe you also ?

[@Shikari-666a2]

​@@velvetcobra5787 it's cringeeejejejejej

[@Hope-p9y]

I know he’s embarrassed about the whole TikTok thing but legitimately the light saber video is one of my favorite things he’s ever made

[@ksluvs]

same!!!!!

[@Baby_Bibble]

It's ironic because the same men that say that they're diffrent from the rest will go outta their way to treat women worse than the other guys. Pure misogyny.

[@xxlittlekittyjess666]

It’s the same as “ not like other girls” but now guys 😂

[@comicsans3537]

​@@xxlittlekittyjess666I've been saying men will be going through their own coming of age gender revolution. This is literally just what *we* did to garner attention from men and/or vehemently PROVE we DON'T CARE about how they feel. And it made us super mean for a while, some *still* are 😅 I'm just glad they're moving through it pretty quick, the world is healing

[@Baby_Bibble]

@xxlittlekittyjess666 no it's not the same actually cuz most pick me girls don't think men owe them sex or they should hurt them if they don't get what they want. Most pick me girls are not dangerous to men. But pick me boys ARE dangerous to women. In conclusion we're always in the front line of everything and everyone's punch bag when they feel a Lil sad or insecure.

[@lil.disappointment]

@@xxlittlekittyjess666”i’m not like other guys i’m worse”

[@mar420.74]

that's so evil lmao which ill never understand because i used to sob for hours because i couldn't comprehend or understand misogyny, hours. im glad it doesn't bother me that much anymore but dang i just wish people could and would try to understand each other you know

[@0RVET]

"There is a *CRISIS* HAPPENING ON TIKTOK." how could the bad boy of yt let this happen 😔💔

[@cinnamuaroll]

he broke my heart w this one 💔

[@jdnart]

I'm so upset 💔

[@fatcornrat6271]

He has cause great pain to my heart 💔

[@cloudypine3683]

top ten anime betrayals of all time 💔

[@limatoo9281]

I trusted him to keep us safe💔

[@victhehampter]

It’s the same vibe as girls who are like “I’m just so petite it’s unfair!!! I wish I could wear size large like you instead of size baby XXXS…” or “I’m just one of the guys tbh,,, they get me way better than girls”

[@Zaddy-Lu]

For the first 20 years of my adult life, I genuinely did wish I could be a size 12-16 instead if being a 0-2, but I couldn't gain weight np matter how hard I tried. I was and am very happy that I started being able to gain weight. I'm an 8-10 now & very happy that I'm finally getting fluffy ☺️ Hopefully I keep going 🤞🏻

[@lunamiku4166]

I'm pretty sure petite doesn't mean skinny but I get your point

[@Zaddy-Lu]

@@lunamiku4166 They specifically mentioned XXXS, so that's where I got the idea they meant skinny. I know "petite" in women's clothing means short (I'm 5'3, so petite as well) and there's even size 18 in petite, but that's not XXXS. So I assumed that "petite" in this context was talking about small overall. I could be wrong though.

[@LowSlungBadBitch]

⁠@@Zaddy-Lu those are things you think though that’s the point. You/we are the standard. It’s about reading a room.

[@liesbeneathoureyes]

Oh you mean Riri Bichri

[@MiaBurman-te9pz]

1:17 "WHY IS YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT??🗣"

[@omgitzpaige2013]

“PUT YOUR PRONOUNS IN YOUR BIO PRETTY BOY” is my favorite quote of 2024

[@esiole_poiu]

“nice guys always finish last 😔”

[@0RVET]

HELPPP

[@yveltalsea]

nice guys always finish last

[@dihiyaa]

sad times

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

After reading this comment I now have the song “Acapella” by Karmin stuck in my head

[@foxfellsansthetrashydork611]

True 😂

[@Moxziii]

They say “boy’s secrets they don’t want you to know” like its top secret government files or something like that.

[@riricertefiedwithh810]

Ikr like pls have mercy on us and shut up, we have been done with since the elevator boy thirst traps.

[@kaskaskas]

It’ll be that shit where they don’t stand next to each other at urinals or something else stupid

[@conormcdermott-mt1nc]

It's either the most irrelevant universal thing or just "we make racist jokes in private"

[@Rotewenes]

"Boy's secrets they don't want you to know" in reality is posting secret military documents on war thunder forums 😂

[@I_abandon_my_brother]

Don't forget the "Girls secrets, and things they want you to do.." that goes to "If she pushes away, pull her back, in a non creepy, totes normal, absolutely lovely way :)"

[@Maybekars]

2:23 I started watching him in his KZbin stage but I never realized that was his audio😭

[@LiterallySpider-Man]

IV JUST REALISED THIS, THANK YOU GOD

[@lizardhooman]

the amount of apples the first dude had, he kept every single doctor in the tri-state area away!!!

[@comicsans3537]

Dude ate them out of fucking apples! He ran out at the end!!

[@meagain1112]

What if it was the same apple every time..

[@blending_in]

​@@meagain1112I like to think he filmed every video on the same day

[@-.BuggzGuttz]

He also kept every woman in the vicinity far, farrrr, away from him

[@meagain1112]

@@-.BuggzGuttz you’re right even tho he is a pick me, I doubt any girl would want him. I don’t.

[@Amelia-ng8qs]

They all look like they say "Nice guys never win" or "You're showering? Without me?" And I hate it

[@jams1070]

Don’t forget, where’s my hug 😭

[@JosiahTheRoach]

@@jams1070 "WHERE MY HUG AT? 👹👹"

[@lylaroserants]

kill myself wheb i read these exact sentences

[@monster-enthusiast]

Something that I cannot ever get out of head is that if you have to proclaim something about yourself it's definitely not true. Guys that say they're "such nice guys" and people that say they're "so dangerous and hardcore" are the furthest things from it.

[@arcticlion8116]

Oh absolutely, if someone calls themselves “babygurl” or “I am a smol little guy” then that is definitely not true.

[@AdamIshak01]

Perfect example is “I’m not like other guys” “I’m not like other girls” “I would never do that sure” Sure buddy. Sure.

[@Trynsa]

The only exception that I’ve found to this rule: Autistic people. They state facts about themselves (or other people) the exact same way they state facts about whatever they’re into. It’s something they found interesting, and they felt compelled to share. But I think this is a solid case of “the exception makes the rule.” Your brain has to legit be wired differently to change it. lol

[@Zaddy-Lu]

I'm a hardcore nice guy 😉

[@cosmodusty]

jojo siwa callout ? ! ? !

[@Taryn0405]

The “want to go to war” sooooo lives in my head rent free. And is used so much in my dialogue usually at work. 😂

[@I_abandon_my_brother]

Yea, I'm writing it down and storing it with a weirdo in my head to use on people at school if they ask me what i want :]

[@losam452]

That final boss of a nice guy isn’t British, he’s Australian. I’m deeply upset to now know I live in the same city as him….

[@tiggsyhopp7651]

And as a British person, I'm deeply relieved to know I don't...

[@Kitschstitchandchaos]

Is it in South Australia? Their accents are like the Poms of Oz lol

[@crankyally4973]

He's actually from New Zealand. His bio said "Kiwi living in Melbourne, Aus." Surprised you didn't pick up on the accent.

[@pogpogpog7507]

no bc i didn't even clock the accent and just fully accepted it when cooper said he was british. i even saw the tram in the background and was like hey that gives melbourne vibes. and the shopping centre. i was literally there three weeks ago. but nope cooper said he's british therefore he's british I guess?

[@thelastwalkingsoul]

I knew it was Melbourne as soon as I saw the tram. And Melbourne Central is too much of an iconic shopping centre.

[@bradiedean7466]

How did I never know Cooper was there "I wanna go to war" guy 😂

[@weird_art_kid]

Same!!

[@Doodlebob915]

Me either I like him even more now

[@MadisonChesney]

THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING LMAO I can’t believe that I found him on KZbin and he happened to be the war guy on TikTok granted I’ve only ever heard the sound and not seen the video haha

[@d0inmib3st]

I didn't know until this video, that one audio was my fyp for ages and I still didn't realise

[@leclover04]

Same!!😅

[@sweetc5318]

Why do these men have “where’s my hug at 👉👈” energy

[@merryberry6576]

Oh god this is so perfect

[@Thatghoul_lauren]

Also the “you’re gonna shower without me? 🥺😭”

[@McTheOneAndOni]

​@@Thatghoul_laurenOH GOD I STARTED VIOLENTLY SHUDDERING

[@Who1776]

Then they get mad weird when you call them out on it

[@mar420.74]

​@@Who1776 ive just gotten men downright mad at me for passing my boundaries, which were all randomly brought up sexual conversations, and literally touching me first meet/conversation you KNOW you CAN'T just do that, so there's no right to be mad, you're overstepping people's basic boundaries

[@lukarora]

"I lost a girl for being too nice" meanwhile basically calls every girl manipulative and shames them for their body count

[@mrfilmreviewcriticman4110]

He’s what we in the gym community refer to as a “gymcel” men who hate women and think going to the gym and hitting their protein will hand them everything in life

[@WeeCuntFromLiverpool]

Having a high count as a woman IS shameful

[@Ik3a_Ali3n]

Cooper writing an entire paragraph for Sofia is so cute 😭😭

[@heartofkatherine]

I follow her and he does that almost every time she posts it’s so sweet 😭

[@miraaisha546]

Whats her user ​@@heartofkatherine

[@chloebrown9106]

"like a love project where we are in love together" was the cutest thing omg

[@Renmi209]

He didn’t even notice the other guy sending those kissy face emojis and stuff because he knows is girlfriend won’t leave him 😭😭😭

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

RIGHT?? please universe give me a relationship like theirs they're so cute omg

[@Imjustkendall]

The funniest thing about this is that he’s assuming women SOMEHOW DONT KNOW HOW DISGUSTING MEN ARE ALREADY LIKE??

[@annarosen9706]

Lol. I know.. like, ‘Really? Fascinating. Mmhmm. Tell me more, I can’t get enough intel about about what we’ve all observed/experienced/recovered from for YEARS’ 🤤

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

the second i realized i was a trans boy i was immediately enlightened to every disgusting fact

[@fluffyfluffy7938]

I didn't I do now

[@ABCQTBREB]

​@@fluffyfluffy7938 thinking of yourself as a boy doesn't mean you are one.

[@coolbug9333]

Thinking you ate doesn’t mean you did 😔 Transphobia is for people who’s parents ain't beat them

[@veesigh1313]

a guy like that gym guy you showed tried to hook up with me. He seemed kind, understanding and respectful, but I didn’t like him so I kindly refused every time he tried to flirt or get something from me, TOO MANY TIMES. And at some point, when I let him know that his “persistence” wasn’t cute and it was making me very uncomfortable, he showed his true ugly colors💀 THE FRAGILE EGO, THE FAKE RESPECT, HE HAD IT ALL💀💀

[@golden_thrones]

my ex was a gym guy. he was sweet, understanding, seemed mature. months pass of us talking and eventually getting together and the mask unravels; he was racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, he wasn't over his exes, he thought incest was ok, he told me to shave the LITTLE barely visible body hair i had, rubbed it in that goth girls (not my aesthetic) were his type, told ME that HE felt like he was walking on eggshells because these things very naturally upset me 🙃 and if i can't trust him, i can't give him the "bare minimum" when i tell you this dude was secretly a dozen red flags in one relationship... call that efficiency on my part i learned so much 😭

[@beabirdie3]

The fake "respect" and "chivalry" make me so enraged bc I KNOW men like that feel entitled to women bc they "put in the work" or whatever. They feel like because a guy opened the door for her, told her how pretty she was, and did the song and dance its just ATROCIOUS that she did not allow him to have sex with her. They go apoplectic because a woman isn't interested in borderline stalking. Them thinking women owe them something just for them being a man and us having the inverse genitalia makes me see red.

[@PoopyPolice]

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME he wouldn’t take no for an answer?? When letting him down gently didn’t work I had to be a bit meaner (because he wouldn’t leave me alone) and then started calling me swears and slurs 😭

[@claudia_marroquin.17]

​@@golden_thrones that's absolutely horrible, I'm so sorry you went through that, I don't know you but you definitely didn't deserve that

[@sabertoothno34]

THat's called a Nice Guy. They've been brought to light for YEARS now

[@Mermaidoffshoreandoffduty]

Some of y’all are bad at paying attention. He literally acknowledged his previous behavior. Y’all need to just chill and enjoy, stop acting so superior.

[@rd3munna812]

Let's be real he still is pick me

[@Neo_Satedoriiii]

people pointing out that he used to be/ is one doesn't mean they're acting superior

[@blkkde]

@@rd3munna812fuck no hes not??? do you even know him PERSONALLY? exactly.

[@alvarez_3844]

​@@blkkdeDamn u mad

[@ameliasykes723]

@@rd3munna812 Honestly. Everyone is “pick me” at some point. It’s just a part of life atp, especially since most of us are chronically online✋🏿😭

[@dudaoxo]

Him stopping in the middle of the video to comment on her girlfriend's post was actually the top tier guy that the pick me boys wouldnt never achive

[@ovoicp]

He is so in love with her

[@ScatterSocks]

This! It was so cute

[@pink3y33]

Good boyfriend energy

[@WishGender]

I mean it is textbook pick me behavior 😭

[@athu6218]

​@@WishGender i don't get how it's pick me behavior

[@TheGoldenDuckling]

Have y’all noticed how in every subsequent video, Cooper’s room becomes more filled with plants? One day it’s just going to ingulf him 😂

[@badvamp666]

Do we know if they're real plants or fake?

[@gabigardner4782]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this

[@ChinStrapOfFat]

I love it

[@ashv9565]

Yes soon it will be only plants and his disembodied voice.

[@sipi2009]

Not the only one lol

[@bor3d0from4nce]

i always forget that kurtis drew danny and cooper are all in the same universe. like how they aren’t 4 different characters in 4 different shows. they all know of each other

[@soKitBlonde]

Ah yes, the funny lil guy in my screen universe

[@5P4R0H]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@zaiiaofficial]

the Four Horsemen of the Commentary Cinematic Universe

[@bonfirebriar]

​@@zaiiaofficial Jarvis Johnson? Eddy Burback? TedNivison? Nickisnotgreen? ChadChad?

[@awryarbi9902]

​@@bonfirebriar U should watch not even emily

[@GhostyJasper]

2:24 HELP WHY DIDN’T I REALIZE YOU WERE THE ONE FROM THE TIKTOK 😭😭 I immediately yelled “THAT WAS YOU????” so loud that my roommate came into my room 😨

[@0.unit06]

y'all are treating this like he said he never acted like this when he literally prefaced the video by saying that used to be him 😭

[@weronikazalewska2098]

Still is

[@iamahatnamedbilly6277]

@@weronikazalewska2098how so though 😭

[@Gamfluent]

He still is

[@Neo_Satedoriiii]

Oh damn

[@mewxtwo]

He very much still is and if you can't see it you're drinking the Kool aid he is serving or simply unable to read people on the most surface level

[@dovesraven]

that testosterone “i wanna go to war” nail polish video was what i discovered you with 😭😭 i usually don’t remember how i discovered youtubers but i’ll always remember the filmcooper discovery

[@judidnot]

ME TOO LMFAO

[@AceArtist22]

‘Why do girls always go after mean guys when there’s a perfectly good nice guy right here?’ But as a personality

[@AceArtist22]

I feel like if you have to say you’re a nice guy you are most definitely NOT a nice guy.

[@sydneyruewho13]

@@AceArtist22real

[@krispyaudios3892]

honestly, the type of guys that say something about "mean guys" are just talking about regular ass dudes that aren't actually mean lol

[@mar420.74]

​@@AceArtist22 the few men ive heard actually say "im a nice guy" or "im a pretty nice guy" have immediately in the next couple of minutes have said something no normal person would say, they just wouldn't, never thought id meet people that deranged but here we are

[@sakamakikasumi]

For the longest time I've wondered who made the "I wanna go to WAR" tape... damn you it's perfect xD

[@777nikes]

the first guy definitely considered doing a jeremy allen white cosplay once or twice in his life

[@sigh824]

Man is definitely going as a chef for the next three Halloweens

[@gayatriunni549]

yeah that is what i thought and i was like CARMY???

[@ultralegume]

Came here to say this. I can see him now in his too tight apron.

[@SteamyPMcGee]

I thought it was Howard Wolowitz with a perm

[@averyaviary6192]

18:24 cooper that is an australian accent please I'm crying

[@drenter477]

Literally I was about to say

[@sadmermaid]

Kiwi erasure 😢

[@xxniyati]

please i was looking for this

[@mcgee779]

I thought I was losing my mind 💀

[@iolacola]

Hahah I was halfway into writing my 1500-word diatribe of outrage when Cooper mentioned that the dude’s not only Aussie but in my city & now I’m even more disturbed lol

[@crystalcastillo7575]

What’s funny about this is that the first guy started with making degrading women content and rebranded. I remember having him blocked for his videos of laughing at women .

[@kiptaylor3567]

absolutely love what you’ve done with the background and the aesthetic. Very cool!

[@v1enaa]

The hair is finding itself slowly

[@preorder_prea]

i love you

[@FilmCooper]

THANK GOD✋😭🤚

[@jdnart]

​@@FilmCooperYES!

[@tr-st_me_bro]

@@FilmCooper hi copper are you pregnant

[@Shikari-666a2]

​@@FilmCooper hi Cooper do u have baby teeth

[@nanners2068]

"You either quit 'Pick Me' satire or live long enough to see yourself become the 'Nice Guy'."

[@uhmyeaaddie]

had to click to see if he was self aware enough to mention the irony

[@whocares605]

same

[@genesis3809]

literally

[@epictrolol]

do you mean this film cooper is a pick me boy too? i kinda see it but not that much idk thats why im asking

[@chocosoy8692]

I love Cooper but gurl, same!!!! 😅

[@the_richcat]

@@epictrolol he was at a point, he talked about it in the video

[@getinloserweregoingshopping947]

the meaning of pick me has been so mangled it’s about putting down others that you share a trait with (gender, race) for validation from the other group😭 use your brains

[@mrfilmreviewcriticman4110]

Which ironically is what cooper does as he puts down every dude in his videos “look at them veneers …he’s obviously a roid abuser …” shame really but it’s pretty obvious he’s a pick me I thought everyone knew and he was playing in to the bit and that was his thing who knows tbh

[@LAV3ND3RR.]

WAKE UP FILM COOPER POSTED

[@frogeatbanana3921]

YIPPEEE

[@S4MMY35]

IM AWAKE !!

[@starsk1ttles]

yeps!!!! ^^ i love film cooper!

[@alexfraze12087]

Funny thing is I just woke up like 10 minutes ago 😂😂😂

[@RandomClueless]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@kaboomkelly]

The last person is the type who demands an explanation when you reject him and calls you names but then contacts you periodically still trying to shoot his shot 😒

[@aartadventure]

So disturbingly accurate. He will also refer to someone as his "ex" because they begrudgingly agreed to have coffee with him. Once. Just to avoid an awkward scene at a work conference.

[@Home-o2v4h]

What's wrong with wanting an explanation?

[@MarmaladeToads]

What haunts me is that he has this beautifully aesthetic room but in the mirror all you see is the 2013 youtuber sound proof panels and a blank wall

[@pomocme]

damn I never noticed that

[@paulinejeann4058]

Hes using a green screen I thought 😂

[@laurenv1223]

Dooood!!! This is the most wonderful breakdown of how content making gets boiled down (/selling out) that I've ever seen. With bands I call it fourth album syndrome. You get really familiar with what the audience likes, and you condense your music to be mostly that, while chopping off the quirky and spacious parts of your music that made you unique. Such a great breakdown, seriously. Much enjoy

[@taycat78]

"The dichotomy is crazy" keeps playing over and over in my head now.

[@darnocfan13]

Hahaha

[@cordeliahale644]

For real though 😅 and that 'cuh dae boyed'.......I swear the dichotomy is crazy😂

[@chloetheawkwardghost]

I didn’t know he had a name. I’ve just been calling him “Not Jeremy Allen White”.

[@sinemaklip6336]

Samee 😂😂

[@yolanda6392]

I was thinking the same 😂😂

[@annahappen7036]

Bwahahaha 😂

[@jessicaluk74]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MDJ00013]

Weird coming from Lady googoo

[@alilwildwithcat167]

I didn’t know “I WANNA GO TO WAR” was you!!!!! i quote it constantly as a woman in a male dominated field

[@comicsans3537]

Me, sitting my 5'3" girl self in my silly little skid steer on my silly little farm while I move my silly little bucket of sawdust to the calf barn: *I WANNA GO TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!*

[@danietom]

Glad I'm not the only one who had no idea that was him!

[@gabirose6532]

2:34 today was the day I realized you were the audio. The audio, was you. It has come full circle and I am hooked. You’re hilarious

[@ceiling_pancake]

the stuff thats like “the call is coming from inside the house” is so obviously from people who didnt watch the video, because he said multiple times that he regretted acting like that and talking about where he went wrong?????? its been 2 years. let it go. people are allowed to change and grow

[@kennyfrequency]

THISSSS

[@moro8772]

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

[@Gamfluent]

He’s still a pick me

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

Omg yes! (Unless you’re a groomer)

[@LilRedWitch]

Imagine just cringing at yourself knowing you used to be similar and cringe into oblivion at that idea is the whole point. How are so many people missing the entire commentary he’s making 💀🤣

[@uhhhh-w4s]

whenever I see a guy who’s a pick me I question how much their parents loved them

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

My theory: too much

[@cloud_catus8500]

I​@GnarlyRaePepsi My theory: too little. Due to emotionally negligent parents they might develop a never ending need for care and love. They become so desperate over it that they will do anything to appease others and get love or care. In that search they might find toxic advice and companionship in these incel and niceguy spaces, because they tell them that its always the others fault and never their own. Boom, you have yourself a sad and bitter person

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

I don't think it's that deep most of the time, it's more likely just guys wanting to impress women without having to actually do anything more than some performative activism here and there

[@Paradox_Incognito]

"Oh, you wanna know another absolutely disgusting secret about men" ....not really, no thanks

[@angeline6477]

I don't think I've ever seen the original full video. Just ones of women stitching it and going "no thanks" 😂

[@Paradox_Incognito]

@@angeline6477 LMAO AND THEY WERE JUSTIFIED

[@Sophieeeeeeee]

I found another comfort channel😭 Just watching him makes me so happy and every time he shows his dog i say oh i’m so happy for him like he has a fiancé and an adorable dog and he is just so funny😭

[@Lovely-bh3ln]

I think exactly the same 😭😭😭

[@dovahkiinchickennugget4182]

Montane wants to be Lip Gallagher so bad 😂😂

[@sway_9803]

🤌

[@LilRedWitch]

THEY ARENT THE SAME? Oh. OH. 👁️👁️ I feel Houdini’d

[@sports.co00]

Oliver Sykes more.

[@thestraltheundead4093]

Lip? like the character from shameless i dont get it

[@LilRedWitch]

@@thestraltheundead4093 or Carmen from The Bear 👍🏻

[@eelieana]

“WHY IS YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT” speaking for the masses

[@MyBeautifulHealth]

You don’t speak for me.

[@Ralucutxa2]

I love how whenever Cooper posts the room gets more furniture/decorations added to it. You can see the background getting more and more complex over time >:D

[@leslieburleson1550]

Your “I wan to go to war ! I want a light saber “ Tik Tok was the first time I saw you. Me and my kids all loved it 😂

[@alexisflores4032]

Cooper getting sidetracked from the video to comment a whole paragraph on Sofia’s post is the energy we all deserve in a relationship ❤

[@amandaredd3057]

The dude in black made me a little sad (you know, like, for him). It also reminded me of a conversation I had with my son the other day about his dad (my late husband). We were laughing about those cheesy tee shirts that say things like "mess with my daughter, I'll pull out my shotgun" or whatever. I told my son that his sisters' boyfriends never needed to see a shirt like that on their dad because they knew by meeting him. He was a wonderful man who adored his kids but it was clear to anyone and everyone that you didn't mess with his family. He didn't have to say it or wear words on a shirt, you just knew it because that's the man he was

[@silly.24-7]

good god it’s gotten worse

[@cinnamuaroll]

just you fuckin wait

[@silly.24-7]

@@cinnamuaroll i don’t want to😭😭

[@cinnamuaroll]

@@silly.24-7 if it goes badly we can run off into the forest together and hide from society

[@eternalyujis]

korn mention

[@silly.24-7]

@@cinnamuaroll omg yes please let’s go pookie

[@ethernetangel1133]

“Austin Texas brewery energy” is such a good insult as a texan. Like anybody where i live in DFW that wants to be seen as tough would crumple at that. Im keeping it.

[@beatedpunk]

MY EX BOYFRIEND WAS ONE OF THESE PICK ME BOYS. he used to emotionally abuse me and say that i was only playing victim after i broke up with him for being too emotionally reliant on me ^_^

[@phm000]

Good for you!!!🎉 hope you’re doing well

[@riihatesyou]

THE WINX CLUB CLIPS TOOK ME OUTTTT literally so unexpected to see on those type of videos

[@hannahleigh6152]

I have not finished watching the video and you got me so hyped and scared at the same time.

[@riihatesyou]

@@hannahleigh6152 what's your thought after seeing it

[@theREALblackfeatherfox]

Right??? And inside out?? Mans was memeing like he’s 9…

[@hannahleigh6152]

@@riihatesyou It was so disappointing. They didn't even get a scene that fit the video.

[@BettyColclough]

That guy is 100% from New Zealand but I admire your confidence in saying he's English all the same

[@eeyoink]

He also seems to have a bit of an Aussie twang to his accent tho so maybe he was born and raised here but then moved to Aus

[@BettyColclough]

@@eeyoink yeah maybe! I googled the place behind him and its in NZ so its just an assumption haha

[@newwi6456]

In the video he says the guy is from Melbourne

[@aperson4398]

I thought he was aussie cause of the tram behind him

[@eeyoink]

@aperson4398 we do still have a couple trams in NZ but mainly in motat so probs Aus

[@Olive-z9t]

17:49 “I finally got a girlfriend, and she’s the bomb, hey!” -TEMPOREX (and also Cooper every other second when they got engaged)

[@um1ko_o358]

2:31 THAT WAS WHERE THIS AUDIO CAME FROM?! Oh lord… XD

[@ciarasmith7360]

This is how I found out too lmao

[@AhsokaLives25]

@@ciarasmith7360same

[@cyber_runner]

Oh my gods why am I suprised but not surprised that this guy was behind that audio lol

[@_.batman_]

As Batman, I agree, that Cooper is very, very, babygirl.

[@g.j.9515]

omg batman youre so babygirl

[@junoundercover]

Cooper is extremely babygirl.

[@aubryellaotero1064]

Cooper has to talk about this bc I’ve seen several TikTok’s where women are like “I hate male creators that pander to their female audiences in such transparent ways and are clearly just pick me’s” and all the comments were tagging him 😭😭😭

[@peyprika]

Unfortunately they have a point …

[@ketchy8161]

are they lying though?

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Can anyone name a male creator with a large female audience who hasn't been accused of pandering though? I can see the pandering with Cooper, but Kurtis Connor is constantly accused of the same thing and idk why when it just seems like he's a decent person who cares about politics

[@aubryellaotero1064]

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn I think Kurtis gets accused because of his association with his unsavory friends like Dean

[@bear2325]

Yeah, that’s what people do when men actually aren’t pieces of garbage. I’m a feminist. But I also believe in equality, not the ‘all men are bad’ thing. That’s probably why people dunk on him sm for no fucking reason.

[@Chandler-cck]

Mans is going to be on his deathbed apologizing for the austin butler jokes 🤕🙈

[@yuma..x]

Y'all CANNOT tell me Cooper isn't the most baby girl bad boy on KZbin.

[@luvangelhoney]

Get this comment to 1k because lmao it just makes so much sense.

[@aer0651]

Pot calling the kettle black

[@Annicamd]

As if Kurtis Conner doesn’t exist 🙄

[@southshart]

NO

[@chikari123]

😐 y’all gotta stop saying this cringe shit man…

[@jaymoriartyy]

My new quote "PUT UR PRONOUNS IN UR BIO PRETTY BOY"

[@Cinnamonraisin_Bagel]

reminder: you shouldn't only be nice too a person to date them, if you do that and get mad that they reject you, you never were a nice person

[@couno]

“girl/guy/enby” just say person 😭 it’s easier and equally inclusive lmao

[@Cinnamonraisin_Bagel]

@@couno I was gonna say guy originally but then i panicked because it doesn't involve everyone but when i realised person was better i was to lazy to edit it, but i might is well now i guess

[@couno]

@@Cinnamonraisin_Bagel nono that’s alright! i get it, i didn’t mean to come across as rude or anything

[@gloomy_glamour]

​@@Cinnamonraisin_Bagelaw love I've been there. Just use they. If people get offended that's a dumb reason for it

[@Voxalyst]

yeah "niceness" is usually transactional, and you usually expect nice acts to be repaid, like paying for a friends meal but still wanting them to pay you back later, whereas kindness focuses more on compassion and just being good to others, and i really wish these "nice guys" knew the difference

[@Deathrose777]

Why so many damn people hating on Cooper- he literally has stated and acknowledged that he used to act like a pick me, and he has been working on himself. So stop hating and be glad he's self-aware enough to try and change. Plus, i love this guy, he has good energy and a genuinely friendly and kind personality. Plus he's funny and entertaining as hell. Keep it up Coop! ❤

[@sxlvxrrr]

that third guy is literally asking for a bunch of strangers to pity him while making edits of himself... how is he not embarrassed

[@alexkenzagi6321]

the baby girl thing is like when that annoying person gives himself a nickname and wants everyone to use it

[@Home-o2v4h]

Just like pronouns

[@Corpse.666]

“austin texas brewery energy” made me loose my shit lmao. that is so accurate, especially being from austin

[@angelicsailor1st]

😂wait yeah that’s such a read hello from Austin

[@MadamSirWaffle]

Nah fr 💀

[@ohyourecooked]

nun massacre mention omg

[@-jazmine-]

“WHY IS YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT?” Also I love your new tattoo

[@Vada89755]

I didn’t realized how annoying this is until you pointed it out. Also “why is your shirt so tight?!” 😂😂😂

[@mambleino8456]

I love how cooper's background gets more and more maximalist with each video

[@BoneBugg]

weird guy: *speaking in australian accent* cooper: BRITISH >:0

[@BeccaIsCool94]

OMG I KNOW

[@Not_Quite_Redhead]

Let them think he’s British plz I don’t want people associate him with Australia

[@MILLlWATT]

LMFAOOOOOOOO it baffles me how people still confuse our accents😭tho to me it sounds just a bit closer to a NZ accent, but one that has definitely lived in Australia for a while!

[@jenjoestar.]

@@Not_Quite_Redheadagreed😭

[@92madsk]

Yeah I think he’s Kiwi. There’s a Hawke’s Bay sign in the background

[@shaysbay]

Did cooper just shout me out in his video?? 12:55 💁🏻‍♀️

[@ellypop2274]

Us*

[@elizabeth_b]

the irony of FILMCOOPER making a video about pick-me boys should not be lost on us as a society

[@XuiLeeEv]

The thumbnail looked like he was the combination of both the pickme guys 😂 I think Film Cooper is great but it was still ironic visually

[@KellieValentine]

I was too afraid to comment this 😂

[@meowzxox]

lmao literally

[@paradisedreamxo]

He is the pick me LOL

[@lethaldream50]

i love his channel but this was my first thought lmao. if i had to defend him from this accusation in a court of law, i guess i'd say "my client has shown signs of self awareness and also has a sense of humor, your honor"

[@justinbruce4126]

Marsh P Johnson weren't you one of those embarrassing pick me boys til you got ran off tiktok

[@i.shuuya3231]

Bro really said that 💀

[@saracampbell4323]

Who is Marsh P Johnson?

[@Psychocandy85]

Yeah he literally acknowledged that in the video? Are you dumb

[@Psychocandy85]

Also by the it’s incredibly cringe how you think your any better then how he was you literally bullied a guy off tiktok to prove that your better then him your not you all suck

[@cherrypiez2183]

@@saracampbell4323 people cal him that all the time i dont really know why

[@liio415]

13:43 This is LITERALLY the reason behind the entire “purity” obsession that guys have. As a guy myself, having felt it as a teenager and knowing many men that still struggle with it today (late 20’s), the only reason said men can’t stop yapping about body count and purity is because they’re afraid the woman will think he’s small or shit in bed when compared to other dudes. In their heads, the more inexperienced she is, the better he will seem. As soon as I went to college and got into a relationship with a woman who was older and far more experienced than me that perception drained away. As I became more confident in my abilities, while also learning that sex with an experienced woman was a blast, I (finally) came to the conclusion that as long as you have a connection and realize that regardless of past partners, she’s choosing to be with you in that moment, all the insecurity and background noise fades away, leaving you with appreciation and respect for the person you’re with.

[@calebdune6949]

That's a whole lotta words just to be so completely wrong in every way

[@cadehess8747]

This really the pot calling the kettle black

[@longing_4_eternal_sunshine]

cooper cringing at the guys that call themselves babygirl when he in fact has called himself babygirl is sending me lmaoooo

[@LowSlungBadBitch]

ARE YOU JOKING ?! 🙃 😭

[@mar420.74]

​@@LowSlungBadBitch no he always does 😭 that's why im not watching him that much anymore my love for him was tainted the minute i stepped foot into this comment section and i don't care, if he's shallow then he just is and i won't stick around to follow a guy that is like that when i thought he just wanted to be a good dude

[@spinogreen0iq]

OMG I WAS ABOUT TO TELL- like I’m sorry but he did this shit only half a year ago, u can’t be like IM SUCH A CHANGED MAN TIME TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS, it’s giving projecting ur self hatred for being pick me onto others. LIKE PLEASE, HE CALLED HIMSELF BABYGIRL IN THE COMMENTS, U AINT OVER THAT YET MY GUY, REMEMBER WHEN U LEANED IN TO KISS UR CAMERA AS A JOKE xDD nuh uh I can’t take this seriously no more BUT HE IS SERIOUS so it’s so much worse I am frikkin crying

[@EmilyDeLaRosa-l3g]

He addressed that he does it as a joke lmao, the people in these videos are very much serious when they say it.

[@kevinkelly8896]

this is a 20 minute video version of the spider-man meme

[@reirei1861]

Helpppp😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@SWIMMINGDOWN]

We're all thinking it

[@nick_t7467]

Haha that was what I thought. Isnt that exactly what this guy is?

[@imgalxe]

@@nick_t7467that’s what I’ve been saying 😭😭

[@FirstLast-lw5wh]

This would make sense if he only spoke about men You’re like one of the people that mad at Penguinz0 for having normal opinions

[@lemon3135]

I just keep finding these videos earlier and earlier it’s an obsession 😭

[@liambellgowan5015]

It’s funny how he referenced Jerma as if he was a real person and not just a hypothetical concept of our collective imaginations 😂😂

[@Bruuuuhhh05]

Teaching the general public the word “Dichotomy” was a mistake

[@Daisy_Picking14]

Haha, I've never heard this word til just now. Had to learn it, 😂

[@DesireS3]

I learned the word" Dichotomy," and I'm so excited to use it; it sounds brilliant! I'm a nerd for words, so I'm geeking out a wholllleeee lot.

[@brookeartz]

this is so me

[@Dynfunfyojfer]

When bro turned to the clip of him sitting in the chair at 18:54 I literally fell out of my chair 😭😭

[@tealing_]

REAL i lost my shit 😭😭

[@Squidoodle]

for the record i had no idea you were the guy who did the "I wanna go to war" video. I just want you to know, i quote that every single day. My family hates me but I cannot stop. Its just who i am now

[@QDecision86]

"You wanna know another-" "wHY IS YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT"

[@lun4r.h4ze]

Cooper is projecting hard with this one 😂

[@rawfermews4186]

Exactly holy shit did you see that cringe ass comment he left on his girlfriends post 😭

[@lun4r.h4ze]

@ no I only follow him on here lol

[@mikaylasmith7600]

'Austin Texas Brewery Energy' I'm stealing that for my insult lexicon, thank you.

[@ReignInBlood-2009]

Oh my God. All I can say is thank you for giving me a realization, I used to be so cringey and a lot of my friends are couples and I’d go “haha wish someone loved me like that” luckily I grew out of it but haven’t thought back on it

[@brcsephina]

11:45 cooper is such a green flag

[@lo_efilled]

i love how you get so heated and have to get out of your chair to rant. it adds so many layers to the hilarity of these kinda vids lolllll

[@adeleboerner5364]

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

[@KeeperOfSecrets-42069]

That’s what I was saying

[@Rebecca-nc3bt]

this is exactly why I clicked…💀😭

[@Cloroxwipe6276]

i was ab to say

[@Jasminebackup]

LITERALLYYY like you're gonna make a video ab them when you don't do the same thing?

[@julisstar.]

help i do not understand

[@stephstevens2]

As a British person I have to point out that that guy is NOT BRITISH! 😭🤣