Explaining TZEENTCH To My Girlfriend | Warhammer 40k Lore

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@NUMBSKULLS
@NUMBSKULLS 10 ай бұрын
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@tdpuuhailee8222
@tdpuuhailee8222 10 ай бұрын
No, not the humans! Anything but the humans! *Looks into a mirror* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!
@thecinnamonguy5127
@thecinnamonguy5127 10 ай бұрын
Supposedly we are gonna get an official 5th god. I'm hoping it's the forge master lol
@tdpuuhailee8222
@tdpuuhailee8222 10 ай бұрын
@@thecinnamonguy5127 Vashtorr
@MarkOfTzeentch
@MarkOfTzeentch 10 ай бұрын
Didja do Malal and the undivided sorta god Belakor is a Demon Prince of.. I guess Vashtorr may also fall into that trap too
@tariqshort4025
@tariqshort4025 10 ай бұрын
I love the avatars you had this episode. 💙
@soppa9871
@soppa9871 10 ай бұрын
If the Chaos gods were elements, Khorne would be fire, Nurgle would be earth Slanesh would be water and Tzeentch would be Uranium
@turtlepaladin4750
@turtlepaladin4750 10 ай бұрын
Tzeetch would be every element simultaneously including there antimatter forms
@shmee123ful
@shmee123ful 10 ай бұрын
Well when you get down to it, the horizontal sufful, is fuild exchange so that works for the dark prince
@TheCrimsonSpork
@TheCrimsonSpork 10 ай бұрын
@@H-to-Onah that would be *Creed* ~baneblade teleports behind you~ “nothing personal, kid”
@Stannyboyyyyyy
@Stannyboyyyyyy 10 ай бұрын
“Never let them know your next move” - tzeentch… maybe
@goreobsessed2308
@goreobsessed2308 10 ай бұрын
Id swap flanesh and nurgle honestly. Nugles way to full of pile puke and sheet to be earth
@Crazael
@Crazael 10 ай бұрын
"We have a God of Hope. And he is EVIL." - One of my favorite "40k Facts".
@friendlyspacedragon7250
@friendlyspacedragon7250 10 ай бұрын
Tzeentch: I cast FIRE! Nurgle: I cast PLAGUE! Khorne: I cast FIST! Slaanesh: I cast (CENSORED)! Together we are CHAOS UNDIVIDED!
@Lagi42800
@Lagi42800 10 ай бұрын
Me seeing that : "Frick" ... Slaanesh, : "somebody say FRICK !!!"
@chadcaylor6889
@chadcaylor6889 10 ай бұрын
Slaanesh would be the bard of their group
@R-YR29
@R-YR29 10 ай бұрын
To be fair Slaanesh may also cast FIST
@Lagi42800
@Lagi42800 10 ай бұрын
@R-YR29 😦😦🤔😐😐😐
@RogerS1978
@RogerS1978 10 ай бұрын
Possibly not in that order but sounds like your average Saturday might in Birmingham
@ilshail153
@ilshail153 10 ай бұрын
17:05 itty bitty addendum, but to further make sure that P'tarix and Xirat'p don't betray Tzeentch and use his magic for themselves, he created the demons with specific limitations to their minds: P'tarix knows how to locate and write down the spells they find, but doesn't actually know how to read. Xirat'p, meanwhile, can read P'tarix's writings and say the spells to cast them, but doesn't actually understand what the spell is or what it does until it's cast. This leads to them effectively being the embodiment of 'Random bullshit, go!', and the two will either claim the spells they cast went all according to plan... or occasionally Xirat'p will complain that P'tarix gave him a useless spell, and P'tarix will lament that Xirat'p used the wrong spell, despite neither of the two really knowing what they're doing.
@Tortle-Man
@Tortle-Man 10 ай бұрын
It’s funny because they are two halves of a Pink Horror that he split up like this. It’s pretty hilarious.
@sushiamg5767
@sushiamg5767 10 ай бұрын
They are the only reason I actually like Tzeentch demons over any others. Sloppity Bile piper is a close second.
@seese9456
@seese9456 4 ай бұрын
What if they found a spell to permanently fuse themselves together to challenge Tzeentch.
@P1Gman
@P1Gman 3 ай бұрын
It's like a blind person driving while being guided by a paraplegic.
@wheelchazeal8089
@wheelchazeal8089 Ай бұрын
That’s amazing. I’m new to this universe and I’m loving all the wild and brilliant stories and characters.
@Vanq22114
@Vanq22114 10 ай бұрын
My favorite Skarbrand TTS line is "Skarbrand HATES stealing! Skarbrand is a respectable member of society!"
@quynlanvuorensyrja5484
@quynlanvuorensyrja5484 10 ай бұрын
Khorn is the god of honour, so… Checks out, I guess?
@McHobotheBobo
@McHobotheBobo 10 ай бұрын
Khorne is the most lawful of the chaos gods
@AlexGoldhill
@AlexGoldhill 10 ай бұрын
​@McHobotheBobo the oldest and most hallowed law, the law of the blade!
@dinodude6992
@dinodude6992 10 ай бұрын
"But what about Malal?" "Shut up, he doesn't exist."
@ShatterAlpha
@ShatterAlpha 10 ай бұрын
Whaaaaat… Malal? Never heard of him.. Anywho, here’s my new OC Malice pls don’t steal✌️✌️
@reimalaluan5286
@reimalaluan5286 10 ай бұрын
Ei, not so much on Malal. Here, Malal. I made you hot chocolate.
@Umbragecko
@Umbragecko 10 ай бұрын
ahhh Classic xD
@hjelsethak
@hjelsethak 10 ай бұрын
Oh, you mean Kratos?
@Painocus
@Painocus 10 ай бұрын
The Horus Heracy game (not the novels) keep dropping hints at him (for example the Ravenous Dissolution Ætheric Dominion). So I guess he exists again (which I'm assuming he absolutly hates).
@orireth5107
@orireth5107 10 ай бұрын
I love the idea of daemons having lives outside of battle, like a horror punches out and goes back to his apartment at tzeentch towers on the 49th floor only to find its gone, and after checking with reception he finds out tzeentch has sort fit to shuffle the apartments and he is now on the 87th floor. And when he finally gets home he trys to make a relaxing cup of tea only to find his tabs now only breath fire, and while his is 'thanking' tzeentch for this wonderful change he is just starring out the window seething as a gathering of nurgle daemons are using the community space across the road to have a bbq of organic home grown rotten fruit and vegetables, celebrating the new young couple that has moved into the community and the birth of 4 new nurglings since last bbq. Also a korne daemon that likes to make flower arrangements in his spare time "IT BRINGS ME JOY!!" being his response.
@simonmalmstrom9593
@simonmalmstrom9593 10 ай бұрын
this is my favorite comment ive seen in months
@bertrandsalaun3721
@bertrandsalaun3721 9 ай бұрын
Khorne Daemons would also probably be immensely efficient at mowing lawns, and getting rid of pests/invasive plants. They'd have the most random hedges, due to the fact they'd start cutting it properly, with perfect horizontal cuts, but then the rage would fill them, and they'd start cutting in every direction. Also, they make wonderful flower bouquets, because they actively cut the plant's head to collect the flower, and it's metal A.F. Somehow their floral arrangements always look like skulls, even when they try to make ANY different shape.
@yetipotato8567
@yetipotato8567 9 ай бұрын
And just when they have their dinner and drink in front of tv (after having to stand up again to get the drink) they have some whingy cultists voice in their mind "great demon of the warp, come to us aid us in the battle" OR some naked grey knight aspirant pop out of their tv to battle them to gain pass some challenge.
@spin6872
@spin6872 9 ай бұрын
And we all know what slanneshi demons do
@meliodasgloom1818
@meliodasgloom1818 8 ай бұрын
There's a faction of Tzeentch Daemons in AOS that really do go to war only because they have to. However they want to burn everything to dust so they can get back to their books.
@karlwikman3874
@karlwikman3874 10 ай бұрын
TTS put it best: "Demons are part of their respective god the same way cells make up an organism"
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
And the mythocondria is the powerhouse of the cell. In the case of the gods, mythocondria is belief.
@karlwikman3874
@karlwikman3874 2 ай бұрын
@@Dracobyte Holy shit...
@pierrelindgren5727
@pierrelindgren5727 10 ай бұрын
Tzeentch: Hmm, I wonder what this Well of Eternity does. _Starts chucking in his Greater Birb Daemons_
@meliodasgloom1818
@meliodasgloom1818 8 ай бұрын
What's even better is that He want's to absorb Kairos who arguably has more ability with foresight than even Tzeentch himself. But he doesn't know A. What'd that would do. B. If he could recreate that bit of luck with Kairos.
@jaxprismite6672
@jaxprismite6672 10 ай бұрын
These two are the sweetest ever. I came for the Warhammer, I stayed for the wholesome relationship.
@kevinthiago413
@kevinthiago413 10 ай бұрын
i wanna hear more about alex, he sounds sweet and i wanna met his boyfriend
@meliodasgloom1818
@meliodasgloom1818 8 ай бұрын
@@kevinthiago413I was curious if they were poly-amorous for a second.
@leahsander5490
@leahsander5490 4 ай бұрын
@@meliodasgloom1818 They are!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
Me too!
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 10 ай бұрын
" Bird up. " - Arrik Andreus, Cultist of Tzeentch.
@silvertongue8104
@silvertongue8104 10 ай бұрын
Butter passing demon: Father, what is my purpose? Tzeech: to pass me the butter Butter passing demon: *looks to the butter next to him, then to Tzeech the other side of him* are you serious?
@Caliif
@Caliif 10 ай бұрын
Tzeentch: maybe
@noxion4143
@noxion4143 10 ай бұрын
All part of the plan...
@pierrelindgren5727
@pierrelindgren5727 10 ай бұрын
Let's be honest here, Tzeentch would say 'To pass butter' then ask the daemon for marmalade.
@Thatguywhodoesthings
@Thatguywhodoesthings 10 ай бұрын
he me fr
@AlexGoldhill
@AlexGoldhill 10 ай бұрын
Too straightforward. Tzeench would just smile ominously.
@tartarustrommler5454
@tartarustrommler5454 10 ай бұрын
51:00 Korra never had a problem with fire. Her agressive nature lend itself to that element quite comfortably. It was Air that caused trouble for her.
@Sidorio
@Sidorio 10 ай бұрын
I was literally about to type this out too
@KarilynneDavies
@KarilynneDavies 10 ай бұрын
Yep I totally got it mixed up! She’s so strong willed she has trouble with the kind of ‘zen’ needed to work with air, if I’m remembering right? That’s why she also struggles a bit with spiritual contact, right?
@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179
@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 10 ай бұрын
I think they confused Aang with Korra?
@Stolanis
@Stolanis 10 ай бұрын
@@KarilynneDavies That is correct, but to give some further clarification: One can think of Earth and Fire as the most physical elements of the Avatar world. Earth in particular is the embodiment of facing your problems in a direct and predictable way; Fire is about action, movement and passion. In a strange irony, Korra was born to a Water Tribe, but is a far better Fire/Earthbender than she is a Waterbender because she's all about 'face problems directly, act first think later, fix things with action and physicality' - more or less the direct opposite of Aang. By contrast, Water and Air are very spiritual and indirect; another comparison you might draw is that Earth and Fire tend to be very outward, focused on changing the world around you to suit your needs, whereas Water and Air are more introspective, changing yourself to move better through the world. Water, as you probably already know, tends to take the path of least resistance and is therefore remarkable for being perhaps the most versatile of all elements, and Air (being omnipresent) tries to see the problem from every angle and might even ask the question 'is this thing a problem, or is it merely a lack of understanding that causes us to see it as one?', which naturally leads Air Nomads to play peacemaker. Korra is absolutely not the kind of person who likes to sit around considering things from all angles or taking into account multiple different points of view: once she's found something she believes is right she acts on it. The reason Korra found connecting with spirits so difficult is because she naturally approaches everything like it's a conflict or a challenge - but the problem with that is, when there's no-one else around, someone who doesn't know how to stop fighting will naturally end up fighting their own self, and you simply can't attune with the spirits when you're divided against yourself. I won't spoil anything just in case, but certain incidents forced Korra to look inwards and face a fear that can't be defeated by punching or bending it away, which eventually led to her being sufficiently at peace with herself that she could interact with the spirits. That is, essentially, the major trajectory of her character arc in a nutshell.
@KarilynneDavies
@KarilynneDavies 10 ай бұрын
@@Stolanis this is an awesome refresh! Thank you so much for taking the time to write this! 🪨🌊🔥💨
@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch 10 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early Erebus was not a bad person.
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 10 ай бұрын
When was that *ever* a thing?
@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch 10 ай бұрын
@@khylerbane4523 Erebus 1.0 :3
@eg_manifest510
@eg_manifest510 10 ай бұрын
then you must've known Erebus before he was born
@captaintitus4637
@captaintitus4637 10 ай бұрын
That’s impossible like that’s the only impossible thing In warhammer
@AlriikRidesAgain
@AlriikRidesAgain 10 ай бұрын
Oh, you mean EREBUS, not Erebus. Yeah, that guy was cool.
@samueltrusik3251
@samueltrusik3251 10 ай бұрын
It will not be long before we reach THE DEVOURER! I cannot wait to see what you have to say about the greatest, most efficient, endless faction of BUG!
@captaintitus4637
@captaintitus4637 10 ай бұрын
Nom nom nom
@xanderf9234
@xanderf9234 10 ай бұрын
WOOOOOOOO THE BUG APPROACHES
@tdpuuhailee8222
@tdpuuhailee8222 10 ай бұрын
The bugtide
@DaveMcMuffin
@DaveMcMuffin 10 ай бұрын
The hivemind shall reward everyone with cookies...
@samueltrusik3251
@samueltrusik3251 10 ай бұрын
Flesh cookies? @@DaveMcMuffin
@jacobgilbreath6704
@jacobgilbreath6704 9 ай бұрын
I have read somewhere that for Tzeentch, there is no true end goal, just countless plans upon plans that feed back into each other and in contrast to each other, all he cares about is creating and enacting new schemes to cause chaos and confusion, just to eternally drag out the great game.
@RRed19
@RRed19 7 күн бұрын
In a sense, he’s playing the game because he loves it. He doesn’t want to end, because then he’d be bored with no more plans. If id follow chaos, I’d choose him because for one, I just like messing with people and kicking over the sand castle for fun. It’s essentially purposeless, but damn it I’ll cause change in any way I can.
@Lumen_Obscurum
@Lumen_Obscurum 10 ай бұрын
Kairos wasn't the first Lord of Change that Tzeentch threw into the Well of Eternity, he was just the first that came back out. Previously Tzeentch was just yeeting them in like, once a week, and nothing happened so he'd ADHD and wander off to do something else for a bit. Then he'd swing back around again, throw another Lord of Change in. Wait a bit, get bored, wander off and do something else. Then he threw Kairos in and he got spat back out all kinds of weird, so he was like "Huh, neat!" And thus Kairos was one of his favourites.
@azzarnthelizard
@azzarnthelizard 9 ай бұрын
Now why was he yeeting them inside in the first place is another question
@detectivefoxley9912
@detectivefoxley9912 9 ай бұрын
​@@azzarnthelizardBecause the well is the one thing Tzeentch knows nothing about and it drives him crazy, the current belief is that it leads to the deep warp
@meliodasgloom1818
@meliodasgloom1818 8 ай бұрын
What's even better is that Tzeentch want's to eat Kairos, but 1. He doesn't know what'd happen 2.He doesn't know if he could recreate Kairos.
@theflyingeyeball
@theflyingeyeball 2 ай бұрын
Come here you big chicken!
@MegamanZero410
@MegamanZero410 10 ай бұрын
Dorthy and Toto accidentally finding themselves in the realm of Tzeench. *Toto, I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore*
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 10 ай бұрын
4:37 It’s now my headcanon that all Tzeentchians; Heralds, Princes’, Greater Daemons, chaos spawn, pink horrors, the Changeling, Rubric marines, Thousand Sons, Astartes, cultists, Kairos, Magnus and Tzeentch himself do the Peter Griffin dance whenever ‘Bird is the Word’ plays. They don’t get slaughtered immediately because people tend to pause in confusion for several minutes whenever this happens. Also Hi, I’m the Changling, and Welcome to Jackass!” “OH SHIT!” *gets punched by Khorne* This has happened at least once in lore and you can’t convince me otherwise.
@remuskane8684
@remuskane8684 10 ай бұрын
“Is the emperor an atheist?” “It’s a whole fucking thing”
@HSuper_Lee
@HSuper_Lee 10 ай бұрын
The emperor is the god of internet atheists.
@marmyeater
@marmyeater 9 ай бұрын
No, he just doesn't want them to be worshipped.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
A Nay-Theist some would say.
@andrewgolubiewski3463
@andrewgolubiewski3463 10 ай бұрын
Glad to see you haven't abandoned this series! It's been so long.
@NUMBSKULLS
@NUMBSKULLS 10 ай бұрын
Apologies for the wait! We got sick a couple times during the holidays, we're doing our best get these out ASAP!
@andrewgolubiewski3463
@andrewgolubiewski3463 10 ай бұрын
@@NUMBSKULLS glad you're feeling better!
@Genericname-eu6ef
@Genericname-eu6ef 10 ай бұрын
@@NUMBSKULLSnurgle didn’t want you talking about his rival
@tdpuuhailee8222
@tdpuuhailee8222 10 ай бұрын
@@NUMBSKULLS Nurgle gave you gifts. How nice.
@tristanreejakobsen6157
@tristanreejakobsen6157 10 ай бұрын
@@NUMBSKULLSknow it i also got sick a couple of times during the holidays
@godforothchannel4272
@godforothchannel4272 10 ай бұрын
I bet she gonna LOVE Vashtorr’s concept and plan… That some of the best current 40k writing out there
@meliodasgloom1818
@meliodasgloom1818 8 ай бұрын
Yep a Daemon who kills and tricks with 100% Sincerity.
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 4 ай бұрын
Vashtorr is unique because unlike the others, he will never screw you, nor surprise you… So Long as you *read* the terms and conditions *FIRST!*
@RRed19
@RRed19 7 күн бұрын
Vashtorr is a business man demon, you sign the contract, you fufill it and he will keep you around because you are a useful tool.
@ktjohnson1431
@ktjohnson1431 10 ай бұрын
THE QUEST FOR CAMELOT WAS GOLDEN
@RandallStephens397
@RandallStephens397 10 ай бұрын
11:24 "the bisexuals are coming at you" my hands instinctively made fingerguns at this
@markuskoivisto
@markuskoivisto 2 ай бұрын
Same!
@Lennard10001
@Lennard10001 10 ай бұрын
This was a great adventure with the chaos gods and I hope some day your girlfriend gets the pleasure to meet The Great Horned One and his loving SKAVEN REEEEEEEEEE
@Stolanis
@Stolanis 10 ай бұрын
I would LOVE a Skaven episode. I'm a great fan of Ikit Claw myself (because who doesn't love nukes and machine guns in a medieval fantasy setting), although there are plenty of other notables like Queek Headtaker, Deathmaster Snikch and Throt the Unclean.
@rampage75_25
@rampage75_25 4 ай бұрын
DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES😂
@timjim-ks8gi
@timjim-ks8gi 3 ай бұрын
@stolaniz how could you forget thanquol, it's thanquol thanquol thanquol thanquol thanquol
@hendrik1769
@hendrik1769 10 ай бұрын
I might be wrong on this, but if I understand Kairos' lore correctly, the thing with the one head always lying and the other always telling the truth, he doesn't actually have to do that, he just likes to fuck with people
@KarilynneDavies
@KarilynneDavies 10 ай бұрын
I wish my dyslexia worked like that 🤔
@marmyeater
@marmyeater 9 ай бұрын
I don't think he can help it, but he can switch which head does which.
@KarilynneDavies
@KarilynneDavies 9 ай бұрын
@@marmyeater That’s such a cool idea!!
@reimalaluan5286
@reimalaluan5286 10 ай бұрын
Last time, she unfortunately received Nurgle's "gift". Now, her questions sounds like Tzeentch. I think the Inquisition might schedule a visit.
@doombybbr
@doombybbr 10 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, with all her intrusive thoughts and the fact she will say something crazy only for him to immediately agree, I think she may actually be a psyker. Also she is almost certainly is a slannesshi cultist
@rampage75_25
@rampage75_25 4 ай бұрын
They better don't
@MouseyBoi27
@MouseyBoi27 9 ай бұрын
“The bisexuals are coming at ya” when she said that I immediately said “more like the bisectionals cause these little guys split into two when you kill them.” And laughed cause idk where in my brain I pulled that from.
@KaijuQu33n
@KaijuQu33n 10 ай бұрын
Watching this series because someone I know( :} ) showed me the necrons video, love the videos! Keep it up!!
@GwainSagaFanChannel
@GwainSagaFanChannel 10 ай бұрын
I have been a fan myself of their abridged work and also am a warhammer fan so I was pretty happy with them deciding to do this content hope GW doesnt screw them over like those anime companies did
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 10 ай бұрын
9:20 I was going to ask if their would be a Vashtorr, Belakor, etc episode. 14:40 that is the most terrifying Slaanesh drawing I’ve ever seen.
@williamcarver5698
@williamcarver5698 10 ай бұрын
Btw the beginning scene is from Quest for Camelot and I absolutely love it!!!! Thank y'all for including it
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 4 ай бұрын
That ending is a face you *never* want Archaon making to you.
@batcat4136
@batcat4136 10 ай бұрын
Can’t believe you left out that pink horrors plot into two blue horrors when they’re killer, and blue horrors split into two brimstone horrors when they’re killed, and brimstone horrors are basically little sentient embers that run around and set things on fire before they burn out. Literally my favourite aspect of Tzeentch, and his whole leaning into mutation thing
@phyto892
@phyto892 10 ай бұрын
If theres one thing i wasn’t expecting it was the poly lore that just randomly jumped me mid video. Yall are awesome to watch, keep up the amazing work^^
@meliodasgloom1818
@meliodasgloom1818 8 ай бұрын
Oh they're poly-amorous?
@Insanity_TM
@Insanity_TM 10 ай бұрын
Double the length. Double the lore. Makes sense for tzeentch Edit: when will you cover Tzeentch’s tactic in Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?
@meliodasgloom1818
@meliodasgloom1818 8 ай бұрын
It's an easy summary. Make a Super Spell Heavy Cheese Deck that Bends the rules to the point of almost breaking that's both incredibly smort, but also brainless enough it doesn't really need thought to do.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
Double the magic!
@ptprojektred
@ptprojektred 10 ай бұрын
Tzeentch: "Hey human can you do this thing?" Human: "No what? Why would I do that?" Tzeentch: "Thank you, couldn't have done it better myself! Here's mindbending power, anyway gotta run, seeyaaa"
@garretthochmuth4522
@garretthochmuth4522 4 ай бұрын
“You think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?” -Ahriman to Magnus 11:00 the Horned Rat dreaming about Gotrek and getting angry is funny and lore accurate. Also 666 comments, fitting.
@codylandry4072
@codylandry4072 10 ай бұрын
So happy Kari brings up The Dresden Files!!! Amazing books with amazing lore!
@KarilynneDavies
@KarilynneDavies 10 ай бұрын
Gotta say, this is the prettiest I think we’ve ever looked~ 💎🐦
@roxxram9151
@roxxram9151 10 ай бұрын
In modern Greek kairos (καιρός) means weather so it's pretty cool that "a moment in time" became "what weather is going on"
@NUMBSKULLS
@NUMBSKULLS 10 ай бұрын
That's a really cool fact!
@godzilla9619
@godzilla9619 10 ай бұрын
I now demand he shows his girlfriend the tts series!!!
@SM-kx1oi
@SM-kx1oi 10 ай бұрын
I Cato Sicarius agree
@godzilla9619
@godzilla9619 10 ай бұрын
@@SM-kx1oi oh dear god no, not Cato.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 ай бұрын
Probably going to happen, eventually.
@raimundkeller6115
@raimundkeller6115 10 ай бұрын
if all Harry Potter houses were evil, here is how imo the chaos gods would get sorted: Nurgle - Hufflepuff (Papa is a family boy) Tzeentch - Ravenclaw (Birds and knowledge) Khorne - Gryffindor (Courage, Honesty and fighting) Slanesh - (Selfishness and self discovering. Also snek.)
@jusquanorthwind1016
@jusquanorthwind1016 10 ай бұрын
Yes.
@OlaftheFlashy
@OlaftheFlashy 10 ай бұрын
I wasn't expected a Quest for Camelot reference in year of our Lord 2024AD but I greatly appreciate it.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
Yei!
@evanbeaulieu2721
@evanbeaulieu2721 10 ай бұрын
Khorne- Fire Nurgle- Earth Tzeentch- Wind Slaanesh- *CENSORED With our powers combined I am CAPTAIN CHAOS!!!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
Slaneesh is Squirt.
@silvertongue8104
@silvertongue8104 10 ай бұрын
Thousand suns used peck attack - it’s super effective
@Some_Average_Joe
@Some_Average_Joe 9 ай бұрын
Omg, that story about the guy bringing the Sting replica to a stage show reminds me of a story my boss told me when I worked at a theater. He was involved in a black box production set in a WWII prison camp and this 20-something German guy was involved in it. They were talking in a production meeting about how they needed a costume for a guard character and this German guy was all "Don't worry about it, I have that covered". The next day he came in with an SS uniform. And I don't mean a recreation of one, he brought in a real SS uniform from 1942, which as my then boss told me; "he just happened to have, for some reason".
@Noobuh
@Noobuh 10 ай бұрын
9:50 It's a technicality, but while Daemons are a result of their god, there are a fair bit of unaligned warp entities, as well as the "Imperial Daemons".
@adamevaskevich5528
@adamevaskevich5528 10 ай бұрын
"Is the Emperor guy just an Atheist?" "Its a whole Fucking thing..." Pretty perfectly sums up the basic story or The Emperor and Lorgar, i havent read the book so just the story arc itself
@UndarZ
@UndarZ 3 ай бұрын
Anti-theist?
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
More like Nay-Theist trope.
@danielnemesio3388
@danielnemesio3388 2 ай бұрын
Just wanted to say that today, in my history class, while discussing fundamental concepts for teaching history, a colleague brought up the distinction of the two concepts of time as Kronos and he couldn't remember what the other was and I said "Káiros?" (Which was merely a guess) And I was on point. Time as Kronos is the entirety of time, time as Káiros is the present moment, and that later came up when exploring the development of a child's perception of time regarding themselves and others in their early years, as they have to graduate from Káiros to Kronos as they get older and have a better understanding of permanency and sequentiality So thank you Kari, you contributed to my class tonight
@valor555
@valor555 10 ай бұрын
Only thing with Korra, she actually learned firebending quite quickly. Her opposed bending was actually air
@evanbelisle8464
@evanbelisle8464 10 ай бұрын
God I was itching for the next one. Love you two.
@happyvibez1265
@happyvibez1265 4 ай бұрын
40:05 changeling really just appeared and said “hold this L” and disappeared 😂😂
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 10 ай бұрын
JUST AS PLANNED! The word of the great Lord of Change has been spread through a wholesome duo covering the factions of 40K! Allaccording to his intricate, ever-evolving schemes! Nyeh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heeeeh!!!
@Corven512
@Corven512 10 ай бұрын
it was part of Tzeentch's plan to be the last explained as it let him maintain an air of mystery and intrigue through foreshadowing throughout the entire series, he's been orchestrating events since the beginning don't you see? it was always the plan. (its 2:41 AM I am Sleepy)
@smtrop
@smtrop 10 ай бұрын
As someone who's played Boltgun, F**K LORDS OF CHANGE
@PerplexedArmadillo
@PerplexedArmadillo 10 ай бұрын
Opening up with a Magic Sword Quest for Camelot clip. My day is amazing.
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 10 ай бұрын
I’m really curious how The Imperium is gonna be handled. Maybe The Emperor, Space Marines, and Mechanicus as separate episodes?
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 10 ай бұрын
The Imperial Guard and the different PDF's are definitely gonna need their own episode just to cover a generalization with specific examples. That, or a Gilbert and Sullivan style pattern song.
@Stolanis
@Stolanis 10 ай бұрын
If Bricky's summary was anything to go by, you could easily devote a separate episode each to the Astartes, Guards, SoB, Admech, Inquisition, Assassinorum, Titans, Grey Knights... there's a LOT of ground to cover. I feel like the Marines and the Guard will almost certainly get their own episodes, but the rest... we'll see. And as for Big E, that would essentially involve explaining the entire central plot of WH40K. If the Numbskullz *are* going to do an episode on Emps himself, it's gonna be a loooong one.
@Roxasandaxel13
@Roxasandaxel13 10 ай бұрын
51:06 correction: Korra struggeled with air not with fire. Which was strange, because as you said most avatars struggeled with their opposite element
@mikhaelgribkov4117
@mikhaelgribkov4117 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, as a child she shown being adaptable to quite forceful elements while air is not that by it's philosophy.
@conanladler3472
@conanladler3472 6 ай бұрын
It's because ang was an air bender through and through starting element and personality wise Korra may have started as a water bender but personality wise she was more of an earth bender hard headed and unchanging so she struggled most with air
@andreajm932
@andreajm932 10 ай бұрын
Randomly starting to talk about Skyrim is the most Tzeentch thing ever
@senint
@senint 10 ай бұрын
You need to watch together the "yu-gi-oh specials" of "If the Emperor had a TTS"... xDDDD
@dreadkalibur1613
@dreadkalibur1613 10 ай бұрын
The changeling part is my favorite part! 😂
@alpharaxx8895
@alpharaxx8895 10 ай бұрын
This series has been great it really helped me decide to commit to playing 40k big necron enthusiast
@ocomolinaehain1795
@ocomolinaehain1795 10 ай бұрын
I love the Quest for Camelot opening
@michaelleung3719
@michaelleung3719 10 ай бұрын
Legit using this series to induct my wife into the 40k universe. Thank you so much for this! This makes it fun and entertaining for her to grasp. Can't wait til you get to the imperium/space marines and she still doesn't know how humanity kinda plays into the universe.
@zachm5485
@zachm5485 10 ай бұрын
Some more info on the well of eternity: Kairos wasn’t the first Lord of Change that was thrown in there, he was the first one to come back There is something down there, and it scares Tzeentch Whatever that something is, there is a decent chance that it has possessed Kairos and Tzeentch has no control over him
@lucchi018
@lucchi018 10 ай бұрын
i LOVE Kari's final questions. She doesn't miss, it's unreal.
@Ikxi
@Ikxi 8 ай бұрын
Tzeentch planned this video well
@lordwarryl5712
@lordwarryl5712 6 ай бұрын
Tzeentch Agenda
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 2 ай бұрын
Yesss!
@chelowekchelowek
@chelowekchelowek 2 ай бұрын
It’s funny how opposite opinions about gods you have(and generally polar you are).Like Khorne,Nurgle team vs Slaanesh,Tzeench team.Magic and bows vs swords and shields.I like your personalities and want to know you more
@kingskelett6265
@kingskelett6265 10 ай бұрын
Whenever Tzeentch (or one of its followers) says "Just as planned" there is a good 50/50 chance that it didn't go according to plan and they are either just trying to unsettle you or try and hide that they actually failed.
@inkcritters
@inkcritters 3 ай бұрын
IVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE ELSE REFERENCE QUEST FOR CAMELOT YOURE MY HERO
@supremefankai5480
@supremefankai5480 10 ай бұрын
Hearing about all the demons of Tits-Snitch makes me flashback to Boltgun, I once tried to chainsword a Lord of Change to death just to see if I could, I could not because of the line of sight attack. I am surprised that they didn't talk about how Pink horrors when killed split into 2 blue horrors which is really annoying, so many fireballs. Of course when it comes to demons that are a random mass of teeth, eyes and claws, there is those who should not be named. Can't wait to see Chaos Undivided, Be'Lakor and Vashtor have really come along recently.
@yourdead408
@yourdead408 9 ай бұрын
The Opening bit with Rubarchaeon and the Griffin of Change is the funniest fucking thing i've seen in a long time
@joshuahendershot196
@joshuahendershot196 Ай бұрын
4:34 Well theres actually two, as there's both the Blood Ravens and the Raven Guard
@vincentthought6130
@vincentthought6130 10 ай бұрын
I have a OC for Warhammer where he’s friends with both Nurgal And Tzeentch because the knowledge he seeks is basically him wanting to be a mini nurgal. He basically just wants to see what kind of new shit he can make in this mini garden of his and is constantly looking for new ways to create life. This basically makes him liked by both gods despite both gods hating each other.
@msmcl71
@msmcl71 10 ай бұрын
It’s so nice that you guys can be openly acknowledged your polyamorous relationship and not having to make a big deal of it
@EstradusTheDragon
@EstradusTheDragon 10 ай бұрын
The maze reminds me of a logic puzzle I heard about a long time ago; and I feel like it sets the bar for what these riddles must be like. Its a twist on the classic "one tells the truth one tells lies" thing. There are three gods - one tells truth; one tells lies; one is randomly determined each question. You get 3 yes or no questions; but you don't ask all three at once; you only ask one at a time. If you want to ask a second god the same question; that uses another question. The gods understand english; but respond in their own language; so you don't actually know which word is yes and which is no - you have to figure that out as well. At the end of your questions you need to determine which god is which and what is yes and what is no.
@tylerforbes4359
@tylerforbes4359 2 ай бұрын
Oh my god the quest for Camelot reference in the beginning made me feel so nice.im so glad other people remember that movie
@Thezerohgee
@Thezerohgee 10 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for acknowledging quest for Camelot, it’s one of my favorites
@darkdogzstudioz
@darkdogzstudioz 3 ай бұрын
gotta love how ava is so used to karis adhd and just carries on with the explanation. lol
@darkway-the-devourer
@darkway-the-devourer 4 ай бұрын
honestly i wish you talked about the changeling cause he is the funniest sob to ever exist for it was he who a took the shape of a Daemonette, then stole the silver apples of knowledge from Slaanesh's palace in the Dark Prince's Realm then On the edge of the Dark Prince's territory he then assumed the form of a Plaguebearer and slipped into Nurgle's garden, only to grow tired of the game and abandon the apples to rot amidst the decaying fronds. but while slannesh and nurgle were fighting he was already elsewhere stealing Collars of Khorne from Flesh Hounds and melting them down to create brass dioramas of the Blood God's greatest defeats. or the time he sealed the brass doors of khornes realm shut and forced khorne to break them open, but he wasnt there for that he was to busy cutting off slaaneshes hair!
@acceptablecasualty5319
@acceptablecasualty5319 10 ай бұрын
Holy furunkle. I never realized blue and pink horrors are the Bisexual Color Scheme.
@geoffreyentwistle8176
@geoffreyentwistle8176 9 ай бұрын
I just enjoy the dynamic as much as the lore at this point... XD You two are awesome! I love the nonsense! 😂
@krispymoofin
@krispymoofin 10 ай бұрын
Lord of Change: This bomb won't stop me! Tzeentch: Nuh-uh!
@deathninja16
@deathninja16 4 ай бұрын
the flying blue and pink horrors in total war are the cutest when their hp reaches zero. they run around panicking then they hug saying they love each other as theyre pulled back to the warp. specifically the flying ones.
@Tenlaius606
@Tenlaius606 10 ай бұрын
....after hearing the little interlude, I'm actually kinda curious to see Ava explain the Raven Guard
@Lechuga1815
@Lechuga1815 10 ай бұрын
31:30, If I remember right, Kairos was like the last Lord of Change because Tzeentch was just tossing in greater demons willy nilly and they were all being destroyed by the Well.
@MyTomServo
@MyTomServo 10 ай бұрын
There are unaligned demons like Drach'nyen who was created when a human committed murder for the first time and Vashtorr the Arkifane who controlls the forge of souls. There's also the Enslavers who wiped out the Old Ones way back when and are still around. (unalighed is not the same as undivided, undivided is all four chaos gods comming together ot make a demon like Be'lakor) Also there exists designs for Malaal/Malice's demons, but they weren't ever used lol
@joshuahendershot196
@joshuahendershot196 Ай бұрын
Talking about the Skyrim Physics engine in a Tzeentch episode is probably one of the most thematic things, I imagine Tzeentch and Todd Howard would get along well with the whole 'It just works' mentality
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 10 ай бұрын
I can't believe it took 8 episodes for a TTS reference 😅
@kacperdrabikowski5074
@kacperdrabikowski5074 10 ай бұрын
I don't know if that was the plan, but today's avatars really freaked me out! Good art!
@Phazer923_ghost
@Phazer923_ghost 10 ай бұрын
I don’t remember the chaos entities name but the one from the book where the inquisitor is haunted by it and it tortured him with his sins would be a great look into Edit: found it the watcher in the rain good read
@ethanbailey5636
@ethanbailey5636 10 ай бұрын
There are actually some independent demons and warp critters out there! Furies are just little shards of emotions, for example, that aren’t bound to any one god but will join up with them for a power boost. Also don’t forget our boy Drach’Nyen, pretty sure he’s not tied to any particular god.
@davidkwiecien415
@davidkwiecien415 10 ай бұрын
12:46 Dresden files is amazing!!!
@supafred16
@supafred16 10 ай бұрын
"Polka will never die!"
@KarilynneDavies
@KarilynneDavies 10 ай бұрын
“POLKA WILL NEVER DIE”
@cazer969
@cazer969 10 ай бұрын
Loved that final line "It's a whole fucking thing!" It sure is! Can't wait for more of this awesome series
@LiterallyHoping
@LiterallyHoping 10 ай бұрын
Tzeech is a major proponent of bisexual lighting in the 40k universe
@Yilllion
@Yilllion 10 ай бұрын
I already loved your vids but knowing you guys enjoy the Dresden Files is just the best.
@arinnoor
@arinnoor 10 ай бұрын
Another absolutely fantastic episode. I cannot wait for the Thousand Sons coverage. Representation for Prospero!
@VicStrange9
@VicStrange9 10 ай бұрын
"random Dresden Files reference out of nowhere" You get the like. Though I wonder what happens if you soulgaze Mr Sunshine. Its not like Harry hasnt soulgazed powerful entities before and he's still kicking. Funny enough, most of them tend to classify him under "this guy is trouble" afterwards.
@andrewwestfall65
@andrewwestfall65 10 ай бұрын
Y'all are the cutest 40k channel and I love it
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