Oblivion NPC Dialogue gets Intense

He probably never heard of High Elves...
Oblivion NPC tells a story: • Oblivion NPC Tells a S...
Original video: • Asking Cops The Same S...

[@Gamediril]

Oblivion NPC tells a story: kzbin.info/www/bejne/roecqKhraLlkfdE Average Oblivion NPC Dialogue: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZaYqH-Pr5lnh5I

[@janmichael-vincent7585]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THIS ITS SO GOOD HAHAHHA

[@carbon6390]

Dude I have to say, you did an amazing job with this! I hope to see more! Cheers 🍻!

[@Gamediril]

Thanks guys, I'll do my best! cheers

[@halhal2592]

You be trollin' dude

[@Citiglobal88]

That takes balls

[@_GnarDab_]

This dude quick saved and started picking all the aggressive dialogue options

[@kylel7158]

Great comment

[@foxjones7043]

Severely underrated comment

[@Phoenix00Knight]

slept on comment

[@Mainacctstaysbanned]

Don't we all just in case🤣

[@_GnarDab_]

@Chan Kideoke okay

[@dropdedd]

quest complete: Get the imperial to stop stealing mead

[@dropdedd]

@Mr. Happy nah look at his ears not pointy enough and he doesn't even have a mana bar 😬

[@SUPEROGRE5000]

Nice

[@shortty7618]

Lmao that’s the whole backstory to this

[@dropdedd]

@Lich Mead decreases speech and charisma 🤔

[@lintecassidy206]

Mr. Happy HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?

[@nateguerra319]

Marshall: Acts like cop Citizen: acts like cop Officer leaves... *illusion increased to 100*

[@rodrikforrester9343]

Citizen is a journalist

[@PrimeTimeChriz]

funniest comment I've ever seen hahahaha

[@mateus.cupertino]

speech increased to 100

[@mateus.cupertino]

@@CP-ns5ed (intimidation) sucess

[@rigorrmortis5983]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PokedexMMO]

Literally ends it with an actual NPC line 🤣 "I'll be watching you"

[@DailyShit.]

Some guy said that to me a couple weeks ago. Like wtf does that mean ? Sure you do.

[@quvuergatulyai980]

@@DailyShit. fr 💀

[@JuJu-cz4kr]

@@DailyShit. I thought about drill sergeant Hartman in full metal jacket when he said that. I'll be watching you !

[@MathieusChainsawCarvings]

@@DailyShit. means he is outside your window right now

[@onearthonelegion]

It's actual Police line (Every Breath You Take)

[@Johannes4233]

"You need to leave now" "NO U" Speech 100

[@metropcsamazing2865]

Thats fucking hilarious

[@dariannnnnn]

what is this? reddit?

[@c97x]

0:59 [Success]

[@deleteduser121]

Drum roll

Le rebbit army is here XD

[@jacobhanlon-dunn6254]

I still don't know who's in authority here

[@TJlolbagger]

Adam Kurkey nice edgy red-pill

[@noahblair-sparks7845]

Pretty sure the guy on the phone is the chief lmao, the other cop seemed to have his attention of the detective

[@snicker12]

James Freeman, the one holding the camera, says to this detective in the longer video of this dialogue that he (James) is an undercover investigative journalist. Since journalism and media have a lot of power in the United States (due to our strong belief and support of the 1st amendment as a whole), James has more power in this situation to antagonize this detective; *(even though James is mostly lying, his bluff is never called.) kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGaYc3mFbr-Jl68

[@thomasc9248]

@@CheesyChez421 "All police" you lost right there. That's hella immoral to say. How hypocritical.

[@CheapSkateGamer96]

@Miles Romo Why would I call the police if I was in danger? They won't show up for at least an hour.

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

This guy leveled to speech 100 all the “intimidation” dialogue options

[@christopheryoung4481]

😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing at this comment

[@delet3999]

@@christopheryoung4481 Fuck off

[@ceaserjuarez2304]

LOL!

[@realszn]

im loving how speech 100 is from skyrim and this is an oblivion sorta video

[@delet3999]

@@realszn The whole meme makes no sense lmao

[@deagle2yadome696]

“You quit drinking on the job, you understand me? You punk ass” I can’t 😂 lmaooo

[@izithighs]

that "you punk ass" sounded like it came straight out of GTA 😂

[@theanimal0256]

He talking to the officer like he is his dad.

[@ChaotiX1]

"quit drinkin' on the job BOI" had me dying X'D

[@bennypreston7337]

Haaaaahaha

[@Reth_Hard]

That's one of these videos you only get once in a while. I really wish I could like the video a few dozens of times. In fact, I think I'll make a second account just for liking this twice... :P

[@Thawhid]

@@Reth_Hard I agree with you but calm down

[@Reth_Hard]

@@Thawhid Don't tell me to calm down, it was 2 weeks ago and I'm still laughing...

[@stoopidapples1596]

I love how the oblivion music just accelerates as the drama gets more intense.

[@EvertvanIngen]

Just perfect indeed

[@Voronza]

Sorry, I broke 666 likes to just 667..

[@johann296]

Ahahhahahahaahhahahahahhaa!!!!

[@agentskazzers3482]

Wow that oblivion music lol..

[@unclebustard5328]

Hahahaha so true😂

[@danielburow8538]

I like the police officer backup armed with a fire extinguisher

[@thelustylugia5869]

Fire hydrant

[@G36203]

Classic bethesda's glitch...

[@gabrielmarquez908]

@@thelustylugia5869 fire wetter

[@akash2514]

When they borrow NPCs from GTA.

[@vacuumboy6.0]

Maybe he just wants to be a fire fighter... Poor guy

[@premiumshiptosts2263]

"What are you working on?" "Several Cases" Right, several cases of beer.

[@frozethehippy349]

Im working on a homicide, 2 40 oz’s were killed right on this very spot

[@WillyDaDon-h8u]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Vitalpayne]

😂😂😂

[@brianbelcher7279]

Nice

[@notaninternetwarrior6893]

Just when l was reading l heard that part The way he said "several cases"🤣🤣

[@FusRoDah2]

The moment the cop briefly slurred his words he was defeated.

[@destructimus]

You better stop drinking on the job, boy.

[@gottaproxy8826]

Well, the dude was clearly drunk. Lil 5 foot 5 cop acting like his dick is three feet long lol

[@user-ji4ve7sx2f]

That’s what happens when adrenaline starts hitting your body. Poor guy was feeling the confrontation vibes

[@FusRoDah2]

@@user-ji4ve7sx2f True. Or the liquor XD

[@CarsonScholz]

Lmao at “You have about 5 minutes to get off this property”

[@marlkalone7361]

Even the way the cop stands at the beginning is like an NPC waiting to be interacted with.

[@bingus_the_dongus]

lmao

[@kenrickeason]

That what made me laugh the most.. Him standing there like a NPC ready to give you some type of information.. If he had T-Pose I would of died of laughter..

[@ArcaneEiro]

@@kenrickeason T-pose!!! Lmfao!!

[@kenrickeason]

@@ArcaneEiro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-zb4ss5ze5s]

"Who are you?" * starts moving *

[@Tubsalts]

“YOU DONT LOOK BACK HERE AGAIN” “👁👄👁”

[@thesenate5291]

Great job!

[@Thankskris]

😂😂😂

[@isaiahfifer5644]

Why was that so funny

[@mentorhackerspodcast4164]

😂

[@patrickr2601]

@@isaiahfifer5644 Cause it's a stupid looking face lol

[@mcdaddy000]

"You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here...right now" always gets me

[@bigcazza5260]

"ive got 4 minutes and 59 seconds to be a cunt then dont i sir"

[@Jolis_Parsec]

You were caught trespassing! 40 septim fine added to your bounty.

[@gabrielegagliardi3956]

He was fine with being insulted for 5 minutes straight, which are basically an eternity. Imagine being called a miserable drunk pos for five minutes by a stranger. Ahahah.

[@connorfisher1651]

“You quit drinking on the job boy” Officers inner monologue “how does he know!?”

[@Richwiking318]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pabloesco749]

Bro you just know don’t ask

[@R0ckst4r0ck3r]

Well isn't it what most officers do?

[@Ria-sd2ex]

His face was priceless 😂

[@hugo_vega_1]

For real he was drunk hahahahaha

[@maiuro358]

"You got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"

[@ferhatdikmen3762]

Ahahahh 😂

[@dragonslayerteo5756]

Lmao "we should've left five minutes ago"

[@doubleoheck-5066]

Uno reverse card

[@Loongear]

I mean what's the rush?

[@RedGallardo]

"You are trespassing and you need to leave right now!"

[@YoungJusticeLuv]

Man walked away because the camera guy was starting to sound like his father.

[@nihilnihil161]

Big dad energy

[@Cattildo]

What father? Lmao

[@bozotheclown666]

Cheezy Chez fr, ion even know if the dude was a drunk either. He might’ve but we don’t know.

[@OliveMule]

@@xXKillaBGXx shut up loser

[@paolocaballero2541]

why is this so underrated?

[@0mattp0]

This right here is a beautiful thing to watch. Not only does he tell the cop he’s “asking the questions”, but then tells him “you don’t look back here again”. This man is the wind beneath my wings.

[@Chris-xb9sv]

When you choose all the aggressive dialogue options on a guard, but your speech is 100.

[@raywind3046]

🤣🤣

[@TheRealZazaExpert]

Lucky he quicksaved

[@BIKEMAN21]

this was priceless

[@Cairo_666]

copied Weirdchamp

[@regisphilban275]

@@Cairo_666 get a life lol

[@Lord_Talha]

Not Mike's fault he drank a lil mead. His cousin is off fighting dragons, and what does he get? Guard duty.

[@JohnJohnson-dc9yv]

Someone reverse pickpocketed the mead into his inventory. What was he supposed to do, NOT drink it??

[@eemotion]

@JC Denton Correct universe.

[@mike92yeah]

Talha K lmao

[@abeidiot]

@JC Denton Oh look, joke police is here

[@lain6830]

He is the guy that will get an arrow in the knee in the future

[@obblivionkr]

There’s something about oblivion music making every conversation sound ridiculous

[@Leve55]

Yeah alot of people use it in their videos :)

[@FusRoDah2]

Especially if the conversation is already ridiculous.

[@loic7867]

yeah but this dialog didn't even need the music it would still sound super dumb lmao

[@KOOLEE88]

Is this real? I'm confused but it's funny af

[@ellmatic]

That's the point dumbass

[@PaulGuy]

"You got five minutes to get out of here." Five minutes is a lot of time to talk shit.

[@SuatGoku]

"u get about FIVE Minutes to get out of here" "Or what?" - Intimidation failed

[@dang99991]

0:55 “RIGHT NOW”

[@markjones2361]

U got an hour to get outta here or else. ....................

[@hypersanity9546]

Ok

[@thepancakeprotecter8661]

(Speech 20/50) “u get about FIVE Minutes to get out of here” “ *literally anything else* “ “Goodbye”

[@hypersanity9546]

Ok

[@jumperhighpd]

First person to say "I'm askin the questions" is in charge. Thems the rules

[@halcyo]

swash buckler I was smiling reading all these comments but I burst into laughter on this one

[@thunderhammer1937]

swash buckler Damn right!

[@phantomspaceman]

"Not anymore you're not!"

[@accelerator1666]

Thats just how mafia works

[@randalhighben586]

Hahahaha

[@HilarityBribo]

Guy videotaping is hilarious. The whole reverse interrogation really blew the detective's mind.

[@befree4052]

LOL it really did he was at a lost for words

[@FruitsOfTheHearts]

yeah this actually made me laugh

[@cesarsantana7563]

His drinking lmao

[@labledoutcast]

Yeah he got me when he asked him if he were drunk.

[@mrbigbrain3116]

This reminds me of the scene from the office when Dwight was trying to Interrogate Jim

[@abdyousuf4338]

I watch this video every couple of months, I still die laughing each time 💀💀💀

[@salemdunning5954]

Same

[@dudetrustme8320]

Same.

[@markfox1545]

You don't die. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

[@highvalence7649]

​@@markfox1545never heard that expression before, ha?

[@ShiniGorky187]

When he says the slurring words bit I burst laughing

[@hadtodoittoem6321]

“You got about five minutes to get the hell out of here...right now”

[@Verence]

If you don’t get the hell out RIGHT NOW within fifteen minutes, then I can’t be held responsible. For how bad you’ll feel. About your life. ... Cause you been drinkin on the job.

[@bigriz7021]

😂

[@JakeNoland]

Came here for this comment lol

[@briansindorf9121]

I'm gonna use that on my kids 😂🤣😂🤣

[@John-X]

When he walked away, it reminded me of that GTV npc reaction. It talks shit to you, and when you pull out your gat it says "I'd like to apologize" and walks away

[@devansnider7793]

"Are you working on something right now?" "Yeah, I am." **looks at phone** I feel that

[@DAngeloIzquierdo]

izurie1319 what the fuck are u even saying

[@baptm727]

SEVERAL CASES

[@psisis7423]

@izurie1319 can you teach me that elven language

[@fd4816]

tf are you guys saying

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

@yellell3701 dude's on another plane of existence.

[@Eschief26]

"You quit drinking on the job, boy, you understand me?" ..lmao

[@ohemge12]

Lavander Eschief guy starts turning around like his dads giving him shit lmao

[@nfwchopped42]

LMAO 😂🤣😂 Wow shit got really real, like real quick

[@metalphobos3632]

That killed me. Lol.

[@ThizzDiggs]

Shit had me in tears lol

[@flagflow1232]

It's as if he's scolding his 15 year old son.

[@maxayam8268]

For those wondering why he didn't instantly gain a level in speech, it's because he already have it maxed out

[@elijah_063]

I love how the guy who recorded turned the whole situation around and ended up being the one telling this other guy to get out of there

[@VexylObby]

Because the cop realized that they shouldn't be aggressive towards the camera man, and that they were someone to not be taken seriously.

[@archer1660]

Good on the cop not raging I’d have immediately punched that guy

[@manuelhernandez3049]

Obby lul cops are wusses

[@americansportsmedia5640]

Unсreative the cop was clearly under the influence of some kind he was out of it and didn’t know how to respond if the cop was sober he would be screaming at the camera man notice how the cop steps away and looks down every time he’s asked if he’s been drinking

[@GageMason]

@@manuelhernandez3049 They either wusses or murderers to y'all. Which one is it XD.

[@themastersmadface8241]

"You've got 5 minutes to get out of here" "Or what?" Response: [■■■■Loading 67%■■]

[@XrpAndy]

The Masters Mad Face 🤣🤣

[@kdw1809]

THEN PAY WITH YOU BLOOD!!!

[@gappyoooo]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@rogierownage]

"You've got 5 minutes to get out of here" "Or what?" *Quicksaving...*

[@WAncouvOR]

Contacting mars

[@bobbydellaserra441]

This guy's kids tell him when it's bed time.

[@CashmereChampion]

Bobby Della Serra hahah fucking gold

[@Eschief26]

Lmfao

[@elcidS15]

Comments like these are why I humor the recommended videos.

[@codyh2492]

Which guy

[@bobbydellaserra441]

@@codyh2492 which guy? There's only one "guy" in this video. There's officer doofy in the background and there's a man holding the camera. Doofy obviously can't reproduce, and if the man holding the camera has kids then I'm sure those kids already know what time is bed time and are in bed 5 minutes before said time on their own accord. That only leave the one "guy" in question. 😉

[@jeedreed4488]

“Are you drunk?” Always gets me😂😂

[@edn1279]

Camera guy has the least threatening voice but is using the most aggressive dialogue options. Just sounds funny. Like a kid in a man's body.

[@FurryWrecker911]

It ended up working out greatly in his favor because he articulated quickly and held firm while keeping his distance. Probably the most civil shouting match I've seen.

[@edn1279]

@@FurryWrecker911 Sounded like a complete loser while doing it lol. The guy just seemed like he wanted to argue. It worked out for him cus the other guy was more of a bitch.

[@PooftMancrap]

@@edn1279 was gonna say, the detective fucking chickened out. I was pissed off at the camera dude the whole fucking time and even more pissed off at the wimpy ass detective. As a security guard there's nothing more important than maintaining yout authority. Even if you're wrong. And i work without a weapon. I garuntee that if i was armed I'd have no issue throwing that weight around. But without a weapon i cant think of a single scenario where i let someone get away with directing me at what i should do. Do people talk their shit? Yea they do. But you never lose your ground and you don't budge. Not for a second. This loser detective could've easily told the other guy to fuck off. To assert his authority and explain he has the legal authority to be here. He lost his authority by refusing the command the situation. Tell ya what the entire time i was fucking yelling at the screen. Camera dude is a little shit himself who thinks he's a tough guy. The cop had a gun and backup. Cop could've easily dropped him to the floor. Doesn't matter what the other dude thinks he can do. When you've got a gun and the law on your side you cant get away with a lot.

[@PooftMancrap]

@@edn1279 yep

[@PooftMancrap]

@@FurryWrecker911 camera guy is a little bitch though.

[@superscotty333]

“Are you drunk?“.... **hurriedly looks at phone**

[@Coffeebeard]

Well there might be an app for that. 🍻🍻🍻

[@Zer0Spinn]

Hey, he didn't lie.

[@mitchflowers717]

Lmao he turned so fast

[@rugals7902]

“Quit drinking on the job boy” Best line ever

[@alexandral6997]

I came across this at 6am and laughed so hard I was crying.

[@KKoKoRR]

Speech level up at this line

[@eternus9208]

It was amazing

[@mostrowski]

When he said „boy” the first thing that came up jn my head was Arthur Morgan’s „BOAH”

[@pondababa4197]

it is the BEST...

[@Yeahdude1992]

I love it when he says “im asking the questions” and Mike just starts shaking his head in confusion and disbelief and mumbles out “nO”

[@erikjohnson1684]

This really needed the battle music when they started yelling at each other.

[@lachose00]

please somone edit this

[@MrThisucks]

Why? He was in control of the entire situation

[@ThePsychosis92]

Nah they never got physical

[@woodrowwilly]

You are a genius sir.

[@disconnected9023]

Bruh i was waiting for it the whole time

[@h_nt_r]

“YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN YOUR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB.” “No.... No.”

[@josuke6869]

No no no No no !

[@bandit7447]

Goddamn, man spoke to him like he was his mother and was angry cause he skipped out on homework to hang out with friends hahaha.

[@Wolfox360]

Officer on a case for days, manage to get some air and this guy comes. Life is a s#it in that property

[@josuke6869]

KONO DIO DA

[@jamesharrison2763]

Yeah that bit was the best bit. That got me good.

[@codinginflow]

What the hell is even going on in this clip

[@couldntcroptheimage4775]

Ok

[@TheMegadeth182]

Ok

[@soyunbanano166]

Ok

[@averagetexan9930]

Ok

[@ZeFluffyNuphkin]

Ok

[@BeeHash]

“You keep walking and you don’t look back here again!” I roared laughing at that.

[@octoowen1234]

I love how he only starts moving after the player says, “Who’re you?”.

[@Caffrey987]

Questioning identity puts down Self-preservation guard by 4%

[@BriveAW]

Hes definitely a bot lol

[@TheRealSlimShady509]

Its perfect lmao. He stands there till he hit x to start the dialogue lmao

[@octoowen1234]

@Sorgalus that’s part of the joke bud

[@thejellyranger7679]

My man said player 😂😂✌🏼✌🏼

[@JoTheVeteran]

Next day "Guy found shot in his house. Local detective found no clues".

[@mastershadowreaper]

holy fuck bruh im straight dying 💀😂💀 that shit would be too funny

[@23Kingsolomon]

This comment deserves 1k more likes 😭😭😭

[@saedm2359]

And some sprinkled crack on the body

[@yougetonthathorseyougottar6126]

@@saedm2359 ahhhhhh, you're a man of culture I see.

[@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288]

i wish

[@natwyrth904]

If I had to guess, mike was actually drinking on the job and he was too nervous to call the other guy’s bluff

[@BecketTheHymnist]

I really doubt he was actually drinking, but the way this transpired is hilarious. You can obviously tell this guy wants the guy filming to fuck off or give him a reason to arrest him.

[@CripplingDuality]

@Ignis Solus I mean that's just sounds like a cop

[@Princess2Warrior]

@Ignis Solus *Wouldn't harassing him be enough?*

[@FirstnameLastname-zh9hd]

@@Princess2Warrior a judge wouldn't see this as harassment

[@Princess2Warrior]

@@FirstnameLastname-zh9hd *Swearing at a police officer and giving him commands? That is totally harassment - I'm surprised the camera guy didn't get arrested.*

[@Doomsquad99]

This must be the 100000000th time ive seen this but it never stops being funny

[@Space_Ghost_Hunter]

"I'm asking the questions." That's definitely a level 100 speech check

[@Christopher-qq4dl]

😂

[@seanwilliams5382]

I wish it changed to fight scene music the second he said that🤣

[@infinitedeath1384]

​@@seanwilliams5382That would've been perfect 😂.

[@adamfitzgerald911]

If only that detective turned around just before entering the station and immediately squared his body to the cameraman and said..."Need Something?"

[@TooBokoo]

All these comments are killing me, but this one got me for some reason.

[@rickjames3034]

And then trips into the gate and draws his gun on it “you will know endless torment”

[@unknownforever5777]

@Jackie Tearie no he is not a cop look up james freeman on KZbin

[@Joe_JesusWins_Lewis]

That would have been EPIC ending

[@John-Scott]

Or "There's no problem, is there?"

[@c4ble472]

“You have about five minutes to get out of here...right now” “Or what?” “Then you will pay with your blood!”

[@LeoEnlightened]

Que battle music

[@rubinguzman2153]

5 Whole minutes lmfaoooo

[@JimsyFlimsy]

It looks like one of those cartoons

[@DonVito703]

Link to your pfp pls

[@merciless6000]

Do your worst!!!

[@dariusbaja21]

' You have 5 minutes to get out of here right now ' 😂 Cop didn't even know what he was saying anymore. Cop never expected to have it go this way lol

[@MrUrech]

The best part is the very start, the way he's standing too far away with all his attention on you lol

[@Dizzy4president]

i was thinking the same hahah so random and dry as hell

[@eternalfps3124]

I thought so too because it is exactly how the NPCs react to your presence.

[@MrUrech]

Lol he starts talking over there so his voice is distanced. Feels just like cyrodil

[@eternalfps3124]

@@MrUrech Its just so perfect hahaha

[@heavysaber9431]

And the way he's standing in a perfectly upright position, perfectly still and all eyes on you, exactly like an NPC hahaha

[@Kishishev1903]

0:36 he literally says the NPC line *”What Is This About..”*

[@EvolvedDinosaur]

_gasp_ What's going on?

[@StormsandSaugeye]

"Using cops silly question script against them" *Cop npc is confused*

[@neo-babylon7872]

Next time I get pulled over I'll be asking the cops for their driver's license.

[@Daniel-wv1wc]

"you got about 5 minutes to leave right now" lol

[@skwerleyz]

"Get your boy" "I got this fire extinguisher..."

[@四季-i5k]

“Cool fire extinguisher, does it do it’s job? Cause this man don’t”

[@candlestyx8517]

@@四季-i5k "Youre going to need that fire extinguisher officer, because this man is looking to get fired"

[@lefthandcigg4253]

Lmao

[@ogee1264]

well done sergeant

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Hit em on the head with it lol

[@augustobarbosa7644]

"YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK INTO YOUR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB!" "No, no.. "

[@Jackson-mi3dr]

No. No. 😐. I don’t wanna.

[@BriveAW]

He replied like my 5 year old getting mouthy lmao

[@BriveAW]

The way he said no under his breath xD

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

*Toby Maguire Has Entered The Chat*

[@kakarotsayianclass]

Hey you better getchu your boy

[@couldntusethenameiwantedto9100]

"Never should have come here"

[@SynValorum]

Then pay with your blood!

[@SynValorum]

*Decapitated drops stolen sweet roll now soaked in own blood*

[@fromaggio7654]

*wips put service pistol*

[@leonardop1943]

For the first time, I felt quite numb with happiness at seeing the game's protagonist treat this NPC properly. Damn, what a joy.

[@emberZemian]

"What are you working on" Several cases... ... Of beer.

[@drewforyou5514]

Most underrated comment

[@professorwoland3181]

@@drewforyou5514 I came here to say the same thing

[@felixoneal1356]

Well played sir 😂

[@joshpittman7176]

Fucking Brilliant!! 😆

[@sheepslayer649]

Lmaoooooo

[@stephenvargas5678]

This guy went from playing cop to being a suspect in the matter of seconds.

[@johncastillo2194]

Boss Ross shut the hell up, get out of here now

[@siyabongamwelase4377]

This man is a master in psychological warfare.

[@Randomyoutubecommenter]

I think the cop just saw him as one of his own people so he didn’t decide to get offended but see it as funny, hence why he smirked a few times during the vid because it’s probably the weirdest thing that has ever to happened to him on the job

[@sun_buddy]

not exactly something to be proud of

[@glowiever]

could be a guy from internal affairs. they are cocky no bulshit type kinda guys.

[@siyabongamwelase4377]

@@glowiever yeh he had to have some authority talking like that to a policeman.

[@antonironstag5085]

@@sun_buddy it is. I use it against people who exhibit narcissistic or sociopathic character traits. It makes them so uncomfortable when they know you'll always have the upper hand

[@danny_racho]

There will never be an Oblivion NPC video like this again. This is some OG material

[@Mattsson951]

By the gods there is a psychopath on the loose

[@captainbased160]

Mr. Happy no he was outside of the building standing in the middle of a parking lot recording

[@captainbased160]

Mr. Happy he wasn’t drinking you moron and why was that guy just standing there in the middle of a parking lot recording for? He was obviously trying to bring attention to himself

[@zacht9447]

@@captainbased160 I'm sorry but the "Detective" had clearly been drinking on the job before and this was an attempt to catch him in the act his behavior is completely unbecoming of a police officer

[@alexandus-a]

By the Nine Divines! Assault, assault!

[@coldmexican288]

@@captainbased160 how are you defending that detective when you don't even know the whole story? Do you always assume the people with the badge are right? Are you able to see the level of blind following you are committing yourself into?

[@jeunonn]

I started crying at “who are you” because it seriously sounded like it was a voice line in oblivion

[@nepgears]

Why were you crying? Are you sad?

[@stuartfury3390]

Please seek professional help. Crying at nothing is a sign of deep depression.

[@calebvaccaro]

crying from laughter yall heard of it?

[@jeunonn]

Stuart Fury if you’ve never cried from laughing I don’t think you have ever had a good laugh

[@tanofcomatoes7182]

@@stuartfury3390 he states why he laughed I think you need to find help

[@ronhempfield5043]

Some human interaction is so bizarre it's hilarious.

[@Hxhjli]

Fr

[@jasonroberts2249]

@Belarion A.D. it’s absolutely true. Something wrong with the English language. Not only pronunciation but its lacking of nuance. Need to speak a foreign language, especially a non Romance language, to notice it.

[@stepan9569]

@@jasonroberts2249 what do you mean by nuance? As for me, a foreign language native speaker, English is rather emotional if intonation is properly used

[@janmsavage]

you said it--i am laughing till my eyes popped out

[@therealityofitall4819]

Now loading..........

[@TallSilentGuy]

"You've got about five minutes to get out of here right now." To be fair that was a pretty generous time window.

[@cdthree3805]

Can you imagine how retarded that would sound if he said it the other way around. You get out of here right now, in five minutes 😂🤣 because that’s basically what he said

[@deerl0rd]

"i'm asking the questions." "no, i'm asking the questions." someone call dirty dan and pinhead larry.

[@zain1132]

deerl0rd I got dwight and jim vibes from that convo LOL

[@Bane_questionmark]

who you callin pinhead

[@firstnamelastname5612]

@@Bane_questionmark Well I'M PINHEAD LARRY

[@ThaDirtyBubble]

“You better get your boy” 😂😂

[@propcircles4082]

thats my favourite dialogue option from the whole conversation

[@NymbusCumulo928]

The fucking music perfected that encounter.

[@ohemge12]

“You get you ass back in that office and do your job!” “No” lmaoo

[@LorenzMotors]

You have about 5 minutes to leave right now

[@jonathanngai5956]

I'm confused who is the main character.

[@enjoyinglife9853]

The guy recording. He used his Speech Skills to intimidate the guard away.

[@wicklow4905]

@@enjoyinglife9853 That must be a legendary skill of his, guards are tough..

[@atrocious7766]

Neither. They both sound like NPCs. The player was the other cop that walked away like "wtf....?".

[@srh547]

The cop in the background was afk

[@Omo21000]

@@srh547 😂😂

[@hiddenforsuspense8388]

" You're on.." "MY property.." "This isn't your proper..." "Shut the hell up" Get wrecked

[@user-qc3dn2el6j]

But is it his property?

[@no-kz8wk]

@@user-qc3dn2el6j that's what you pay taxes for,you pay for the police dept to exist so yeah you own all those little piggies and their market lol

[@IntheBay85]

"Eat shit, that's why"

[@Maxxxim1]

no No

[@LongJohnnn]

@@no-kz8wk The whole I pay your wages thing is retarded lol. They also pay tax, so do they also pay their own wages?

[@crimsontide1980]

"Y-you're on this property.......y-y-you're on this property" Very perceptive , detective

[@NullFX]

You can see how he got his job

[@mrleafbeef634]

Technically the gov cannot own property

[@eaglenebula2172]

We live in a...

[@lilacdoe7945]

@@mrleafbeef634 🤣 of course it can. Have you ever heard of National Parks, Federal Court Houses, etc. Even your mailbox is legally considered federal property.

[@sonnyhunt]

@@mrleafbeef634 they own the property if you pay taxes

[@PauloConstantino167]

when he accused him of drinking he quickly left lol

[@haggardmelon]

I was hoping for “never should have come here!”

[@silverfoot6079]

"Then pay with your blood!"

[@kennethirgendwas4616]

'You have ruined us both' Oops wrong game.

[@standandelivery]

"You'll make a fine rug"

[@creapyalbinofish]

Can't wait to count your gold!

[@TheBlank89]

"you're on this property" "You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"

[@anthonyontv]

The Blank Face Watches 5 minutes is along time to get out *right now*

[@christiangallien3730]

Simply oozing with eloquence. Language sucks

[@Loongear]

I mean, no need to rush, it's not the end of the world.

[@grumpycat6429]

He called him “Boi” and said “I’ll be watchin you” Wtf I’m logging off....I’m done

[@makomarko4679]

@Qimodis it's a meme

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

@Qimodis what's the difference

[@Anudorini-Talah]

@@makomarko4679 You fucking stupid youngster think writing the word "boy" with an "i" is called a meme? Tell the police they should lock up your parents for not educating and growing you up properly. Since they just gave you a smart phone to distract you from annoying your parents so they can continue doing their fucked up dumb shit stuff. Some real fuckcakes you got there as parents, good luck on your recovery. Stop putting the word "meme" ever in your mouth. And he said Boy, not Boiii.

[@makomarko4679]

@@Anudorini-Talah damn bro didn't have to come for my parents, sorry I guess

[@makomarko4679]

@@Anudorini-Talah I was just trying to help someone understand but I guess I should've said joke instead of meme

[@fishbarbeque8540]

The way the video started with him standing still, and suddenly waking and talking was SO FUNNY!!!!

[@adfggffffffddffd]

As someone else has already pointed out he's an NPC waiting to be interacted with. 🤣

[@MuraGX]

Lesson learned. How to defuse any argument. “YOU QUIT DRINKING ON THE JOB!”

[@CounStellar]

Muramasa GX lmao!

[@Finstersang]

I almost thought this was actually rendered. The way he´s standing there in this eeriely "neutral" pose, the sharp shadows, the flat texture of the parking lot...

[@tonyt5218]

I'm not sure what all that means but I think i thought the same thing 😂 like "what's is this... a game!?"

[@TehSeksyManz]

Yeah dude I was thinking the same! Kinda trippin me out.

[@Papatabb69]

Looks like he was moving in front of a green screen at times lol

[@Achilles51]

No you didn’t

[@pointcuration1278]

detective T stances as he slides away

[@okaoki]

after all that he asked "Need something?"

[@surrk1057]

Yes?

[@bjaxfl]

Yes sera?

[@maruan6029]

"to serve and protect" more like "to swerve and neglect"

[@arend6462]

He’s working on multiple cases of Coors light of course.

[@tmcdowell7977]

Lmaooooo 😂

[@BoolyThePirate]

Perfect comment

[@ccgb92]

ROFL

[@imogen8477]

RIP. IM DECEASED.

[@felixoneal1356]

“You quit drinking on the job and get your butt back in that office and do your job” 😂

[@crimsontide1980]

Dude soon as he mentioned drinking on the job the detective backed off REAL quick. He went into full scale Retreat mode. Kinda like when you're playing an RPG and you encounter a strong enemy early on that you aren't leveled up enough yet to defeat. The detective left to go level up

[@nzoththecorruptor3690]

Yes Daddy 😍🤤

[@jackiepuppet]

This one hit close 2 home

[@40k_official]

No…. No……….. No..

[@petiewheat82]

@@crimsontide1980 Yeah he went to get some coffee, also wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not.

[@defvent]

Looks like they need to call the judge to get some fudge.

[@macrid04]

Where’s your MD??? Muh dicc?

[@c4ble472]

P A R D O N

[@Hollowfication96]

are you tryin' slide in my DM

[@aaronallen3522]

Know Twitter?

[@sircuffington]

@@aaronallen3522 Yup.

[@racher4593]

I was really hoping for the video to end with a bang and the sobs of the faceless tough guy.

[@sasuke8667]

"I'm asking the questions" "no IM asking the questions" incredible tactics

[@bluntboi101]

Ayaya

[@YoungTeeke]

Should've said...are you the one asking questions?

[@andrewgallice1373]

If he was a Redguard instead of a Breton this would have went differently.

[@QuixoticUkulele]

ZOMG, my cousins and I use this code when we go out.

[@jorbo4044]

The police would have had to shoot him 38 times in the chest in self defense

[@GHOSTTIEF]

They are obviously imperials

[@Kishishev1903]

*What do you want, Breton trash?*

[@EndsleyIV]

@@GHOSTTIEF LOL that is not imperial charisma

[@grittypeso2083]

“You don’t look back here again!” Cop turns around and stares awkwardly

[@Adino1]

*stares drunkenly*

[@Benjinero]

😂😂😂 honestly when he said "shut the hell up" then get your boy i lost it

[@carlowallee189]

"you might wanna thank him for saving your job" had the most skyrim npc delivery imaginable

[@LittleHound]

I swearr😭😭

[@paulallen3834]

Bro I'm cracking up over this comment 😂😂😂

[@college54114]

“Are you drunk? Quit slurring your words there.”

[@tcp612ww3]

My question is why you have my pfp.

[@college54114]

@@tcp612ww3 I’ve had this photo since before season two of game of thrones had even released yet my mans

[@tcp612ww3]

@@college54114 Strange.....

[@Dirts]

Boy got a doppelgänger

[@tcp612ww3]

@@Dirts Definitely.

[@5gonza541]

Everything feels so surreal with that stupid music in the background XD

[@Chocolatexpert2]

Right

[@simonegentili4571]

That's the effect of oblivion theme... The game itself is surreal. By the way, have you heard of the high elves?

[@camiloparada9529]

About to go start a fight while listening to this shit

[@apeshitclothing]

😂

[@HH-gb8ns]

@@simonegentili4571 No

[@heyrakorzlar]

The guy filming is the actual NPC here

[@andrepessoa]

Is it me or the "quit drinking on the job" line really hit him?

[@BeefnStewGames]

I think that the dude filming was following the cop around prior to filming and seen that he was drinking somewhere. That's my best theory

[@erikurizita6702]

It’s a CV Marshall, if he wasn’t methed out like the generation from my childhood then he was drinking.

[@jeffreyrowan8865]

Or that’s just the kinda thing that makes you uncomfortable for people to be yelling in public since most people hearing wouldn’t think the guy is just a nut job, anyone hearing that argument would probably assume there was something to it

[@Growingdopamine818]

Guilty

[@Adrien_broner]

Well when your job is at stake.

[@unifiedmongoose7915]

at 0:15 he says "what you working on right now" detective says- "right now?" *looks down and sees he's right in the middle of a game, and quickly. closes application* "it. doesn't matter what I'm working on"

[@JP13795]

Candy crush

[@RustOnWheels]

@@JP13795 Is that what they call TedTube these days?

[@leonbishop7404]

kekw

[@NefarionJones]

I love how he said no when the camera men told him to go back to doing his actual job.

[@DaddyDaGuido]

"you've got about five minutes to get out of here, NOW" SPEECH 100

[@b0bbuffet]

LMAOOOO

[@splatternaenae]

[Terrifying Presence]