Oblivion NPC Dialogue In A Nutshell - NEIL BREEN EDITION

[@TheAbysswalker]

"I want you to try this new wine." "I'd love to try your wine." *wine added to inventory*

[@alexandersarchives9615]

Abysswalker congratulations, you have achieved comedy

[@wasup1193]

i literally heard that inventory ruffling sound during that 1.5 second pause followed by the "wine added to inventory" notificaction on the upper right corner

[@aliciagarciafernandez7994]

"It's a genuine Surilie Brothers"

[@KaraokeNig]

lol

[@tim_buktu66]

_quest updated..._

[@hejdingamleraev]

What this scene is really about: Each and every one person around the table has been smoking weed without telling any of the others prior to this scene, and is trying to keep it a secret from everyone else.

[@Rubbly]

Hahaha weed funnyyy

[@AndreasNilsson96]

nail on the head

[@daniellos333]

I never bother thumbing up comments, but you deserve it.

[@xMAXPROOFX]

Except for the girl that is really hungry. She blew it.

[@kanyespastor5888]

Bro I watched it again thinking like this 😂😂😂😂

[@SonarTheBat]

The entire film is Oblivion dialogue.

[@grandcrusader2952]

@@tamta_asatiani there are about 5 movies, just google Neil Breen and let yourself be amazed by the leather faced god

[@lastbraincell5041]

This makes it so much better

[@frydemwingz]

@@tamta_asatiani Yes. Neil Breen makes great movies. Double Down is the best one. I was in tears from laughing so hard, there is seriously not a dull moment. I think this movie is "Faithful Findings" though. I dont even see these as "bad" movies anymore, I legitimately enjoyed watching all of them. If the point of the movies is to entertain, then it accomplished that.

[@fireblo33om]

@@grandcrusader2952 The only reason I know of this is Cri1itical and I suspect you know of it because of him as well

[@grandcrusader2952]

@@fireblo33om Nope, I just love art movies and he's a name youre bound to know, sooner rather than later.

[@James_Wisniewski]

They nailed the long awkward pauses.

[@JapanischErfahren]

"Can I have some wine please?" "How's school?" That's as Oblivion as it gets.

[@jamesralls841]

“How are you?” “I’ve been better” “I hope things gets better” “Bye now” “Farewell” “Hello” “How are you?”

[@bioheroplayer]

@@jamesralls841 "You too"

[@GCAGATGAGTTAGCAAGA]

anyway, how's your school life?

[@Sindraug25]

@@GCAGATGAGTTAGCAAGA I'm hungry.

[@tallb]

"How's school?" "almost done." Ok *__*

[@matthinton19]

So when does the porn start?

[@inkognitopracholochos]

Good one.

[@wgvwgv579]

I'll pass and look elsewhere

[@F11-c1u]

I thought this was an intro to one.

[@artyom8905]

They cut it just before it, the guy was about to say he wasn't feeling alright, and head over to the girl who just left.

[@irvangb94]

The intro ended right after she went away when she was talking about a african elephant project.

[@tioscha0]

Pretending that they're in a poorly animated video game actually makes this movie a lot better

[@nightslasher9384]

It's a movie? I thought it was a game with good graphics model.

[@pudinkeviar4151]

wym poorly animated? animation seems real to me

[@jeanlegeay4116]

The dialogue gets very emotional with this music

[@lordkiza8838]

COMATOSE

[@BenjaminGessel]

666th like. 😁😁😁😁😁😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@a-yon_n]

The music made this scene more like a video game

[@milivanili2603]

I heard he hired the guys thst composed titanic music

[@blueshit199]

Have you heard of the african elephants?

[@dereenaldoambun9158]

Lol

[@compl1catedsk]

HAAAH! BLUAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! EHH..

[@HandsomeSquidward]

Nothing I'd like to talk about

[@devinthierault]

I cannot belive you committed suicide

[@PwnZombie]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@valentinehill6138]

“ I’m *hungry* I can’t wait for dinner* “ ok this is definitely porn

[@frank6842]

Neil breen is better than porn

[@backdoornight]

FBI open up

[@jmoa5758]

"Interesting project... elephants in Africa...." Queue the BBC

[@roflturkey6513]

"Can I be excused" Yep...definitely porn *Neil Breen follows her to the bathroom

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

@@roflturkey6513 is it actually porn?

[@williammorris3509]

Bottle swig at 0:50 even sounds like the sound effect for drinking in Skyrim

[@jzxBrandon]

LMAO

[@linathan407]

that's what i thought lmao

[@fabiancisneros3007]

Holy shit

[@peterd4047]

Omg it does lmao

[@miraqen7801]

I'm glad that the Neil Breen Cinematic Universe is finally getting recognized.

[@chetstump2870]

😁

[@slicktop2jz855]

NBCU

[@Richwiking318]

@@slicktop2jz855 😂😂😂😂

[@limalepakko6074]

An universe filled with Neil Breens

[@limalepakko6074]

A*

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

I want you to try this *APPLE*

[@kubli365]

Urgh argh ragh oof

[@Max_Le_Groom]

Apple added to Inventory

[@f_r_e_d]

Your killing has been observed by forces unknown

[@lasko24]

If I saw a group of people sitting around a table talking like this irl I would be legit scared.

[@vipersb1]

I'd be stoked to feel like the least awkward person in the room for once...

[@Thesavagesouls]

Bethesda writers after a whole day of writing dialogue for Fallout 4.

[@VoltageTHD]

A group of raiders are attacking a near by settlement, needs our help, I will mark it on the map for you.

[@viciousKev]

Im still sore, but feelingmuchbetterthanks.

[@Ivan-ue8iu]

npc1: "I have great family genes. But I'm still in pain." npc2: Knocks over beer bottle

[@zoley88]

Ivan Stop! Thief!

[@ShahaanPunk]

@DawnWatch it*

[@Sbock86]

...and just shrugs his shoulders without cleaning it up

[@GlitchG00D5]

"Can I have some wine please?" "How's school?" "Almost done." "Bye now." "Bye"

[@buttsufancypantsu1644]

Take care.

[@rekkimaru5207]

@@buttsufancypantsu1644 You too.

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

You're my favorite customer

[@iloveass8851]

@@RandolphTheWhite1 Oh hi Randel

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

@@iloveass8851 hi Mark

[@gamergrill4933]

Npc 1: accidentally knocked the beer -Can I have some wine? Npc2: - how's your school? Npc3: - have you heard of elephants?

[@biofriik]

Sheer Breenius.

[@OdintheGermanShepherd]

Hello There

[@darthjidious9239]

Everybody is good

[@shayposting]

A real human Breen And a real hero

[@shaeisgae8952]

*Sheev Grevious

[@gabrielboorom6196]

Another happy Breening.

[@chris7285]

Someone should prank their friend like this. Invite them over for dinner and have everyone talking like this.

[@__v0ltinx__276]

The footage is from a film called "Fateful Findings", and it's not a porn movie! Ik, it's hard to believe

[@Protantagonist]

Is it worth watching stoned or drunk?

[@__v0ltinx__276]

@@Protantagonist both, simultaneously

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Lol i thought it was porn damn

[@doryaman]

@@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey I heard some of the girls were porn actresses. I dunno...

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

@@doryaman turns out is not a porn video. Just some low budget cringey film

[@OldObscureUnpopularGames]

1:17 Something about him watching the bottle fall in the reflection of the table got me

[@propername4830]

Genius framing

[@chaosflame7278]

I laughed so hard when he sternly said I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER PROJECT and then she left 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spyrofrost9158]

I finished the video... but I'm still in pain.

[@alexanderstilianov]

He was wounded in the battle for the Bruma gate if anyone is wondering.

[@DjordjeSrpski]

at 0:01 she thought he was giving her beer but he took it for himself instead and her hand landed on her other hand haha

[@DjordjeSrpski]

the bottles are empty as well!!! hahaha

[@SanjanaRanasingha]

Oh shit 😂

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

Not only does Jim's alcoholism have no bearing on the plot, neither does his death...or his character, in any way.

[@kevinkingmaker7395]

Just like life. Not everything makes sense or leads to anything. Breen channeled this fundamental truth brilliantly.

[@Pandalka]

@@kevinkingmaker7395 yet if a character was gay and it didn't change anything in the plot, people would shit their pants

[@maplebear6527]

@@Pandalka I'd shit my pants if anyone was straight these days

[@ra13amon]

a roundtable of serial killers, the question who is gonna kill who first

[@ApachePieman]

"I'm hhhhungry 😩😩 i can't WAIT for dinner... 😌" 10/10 acting

[@chain-wallet]

its crazy that neil breen does all the writing for all npcs in all games since the beginning of gaming

[@didimockets]

"I'm dinner; I can't wait for hungry"

[@mauricionucci167]

Just having a good time

[@jcarter7456]

the way she said she can’t wait for dinner turned me on

[@lagrangepoint9386]

"I'm so hungry. I'm sure daddy and Uncle Jerry can fill me up."

[@potatohead5986]

Yeah.. tell me about it

[@crust9889]

She actually does hit on and tries to get naked with him in a scene

[@chefnerd]

same. and this feels very, VERY wrong tbh.

[@brunogagne459]

I pity the souls who was obliged to act this....

[@frost3193]

Don't pity. The thing is they're worst actors including Tom Wiseau

[@amirmaroof9216]

@@frost3193 Tomy Wiseau is a pro compared to these guys

[@Roland_Duson]

You're lokking at them.

[@frankmerker630]

Pretty sure Neil Breen just gives random people (non actors) who use him as a real estate agent large discounts on properties in exchange to be in his movie

[@tiaaaron3278]

Hopefully, they were well-paid.

[@ObliviousWillow]

Ah yes, this must be *human interaction*

[@GusThePianist]

I want you to try this wine! I was expecting a, "Huuurlghng!!" After someone took a drink because it was poisoned

[@mikecoxlong5807]

*combat music starts*

[@sacredxgeometry]

When the daughter says "I can't _WAIT_ for dinner" I literally lost it so hard

[@scottnoth54]

The dialogue flows so smooth. It feels like The Godfather.

[@lindaeasley5606]

Neil Breen's reaction at the end pretty much sums up how I felt about the entire scene

[@tahird8512]

*- I am hungry, I can't wait for dinner.* *- It seems like it never happened.* This should be added to each tavern in Oblivion

[@r.j.6811]

finally an oblivion npc video that feels really like oblivion npcs

[@GrahamBarth]

I love how KZbin correctly recognizes all of these as authentic Oblivion gameplay.

[@neilbreen2487]

Amazing. What a Masterpiece. This whole movie should've won at least 7 Oscar's.

[@TimmmTim]

Arent u kinda biased

[@PRAYINGMANTIS.]

self love i guess

[@pr59052]

Neil wanted to hear about the proyect, then she leaves.

[@Glarblenuck]

is it weird that I smelled beer when he tipped the bottle over

[@yogertv]

that’s just how immersive neil breens dialogue is

[@alexanderolekenakela2646]

And I smelled it after reading this

[@MedievalGenie]

Not really, if I tell you to think about the image of a beer bottle, you'll think it. The only difference between the image and the smell is which sense you're remembering.

[@ryujinjakka4518]

Alt no weirder than being able to taste words. The human brain is weird bro. When they said the word beer I could taste metal.

[@ustheserfs]

five people who've decided they may have a penchant for melodrama and trying their hand at the local community theater. i see inevitable fortunes ahead.

[@DarkGob]

"The doctors didn't think you make it." The doctors at the hospital.

[@massimodambrogio]

1:50 my expression while watching this

[@jordangordon2350]

They even look like oblivion NPCs

[@e.t.theextraterristrial837]

This movie makes a lot more scene with the Oblivion background music

[@magustx]

holy shit that guy with the beer deserves an oscar

[@borrowedmyths]

Oh my god the perfect combination. Everything from the pauses to the random overlapping conversations and awkward voice acting is almost too oblivion.

[@barnyfraggles]

Adding Oblivion music to things like this just never gets old.

[@MuhammedRivaz]

That final shot of Breen makes it all the better 🤣

[@SarahC-by4cs]

- Forehead veins - Out of place eastern European accents - Age discrepancies - At least 1 person with heavy acne scarring Checks out, it's a porn.

[@simonyricools]

Beautiful.

[@jaysonlee4394]

🤣😭

[@eddiedingle767]

Breen isn’t a pornographer.

[@maplebear6527]

@@eddiedingle767 Maybe not to you sir!

[@mcghillie2783]

I feel like every actor in every Neil Breen movie went into it with the expectation it was a porno

[@richardrackley2430]

"I've got great family genes, but I'm still in pain."

[@Gencoil]

So... is anyone actually in the kitchen cooking food or are they all just sitting there hoping that food will somehow magically end up on their plates?

[@amandac8836]

"I'm still sore, but feeling much better." *looks dead inside* "I have great family genes. But I'm still in pain." Lmfao

[@maksymalnybul6145]

Dylan doesn't know the project and Dylan doesn't care to hear about the project.

[@noahnitrobenzaldehyd4755]

"How's school?" "Almost done" **Enthusiastic nodding**

[@charlesstilesmysterydinersfn]

The same spot, same table and same room as the dinner scene in Double Down.

[@deadjuice1880]

"Nobody wants to hear your neal breen fanfic" I WANT TO HERE ABOUT THEIR FANFIC

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

“I’ve got great family genes. *But I’m still in pain* “

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

ClandestineOstrich for fuck sake man that made me laugh more than it should’ve

[@meseltunes]

Im experiencing emotions i didn't even know existed

[@DW-vd6bd]

They are all drunk before the dinner even started

[@shouldfindaname5433]

If this was a series I would watch every episode

[@ingwiafraujaz3126]

All those pauses and the slow reaction time of the dude spilling the beer creeps me the fuck out. Makes me feel like I've been drugged.

[@robertflinch2447]

I'm hungry

[@leonid123ful]

Human Interaction skill added to your inventory

[@kuribayashi84]

"I'm *hungry.* I can't _wait_ for dinner..." That girl is clearly *thirsty.*

[@johnplainview6118]

The doctor from the hospital! The doctor from the hospital!

[@An123Observer]

Ahhh. This soundtrack. It reminds me of how much I love Oblivion. It made me feel calm while also engaged. I could listen to this song for hours...

[@CORACK20]

5 persons 2 minutes 3,567,321,890 times they raised glasses 🥂

[@ShawnBlaque]

This is actually the funniest thing I have ever seen holy shit I'm crying

[@manuelalmagro9837]

Seems like neil breen is going undercover as dylan

[@Dawgs241]

We just need a player character to enter the room, jump on table, knocking everything off while they continue to eat.

[@jamesgish9202]

Purposely spills beer and picks up an empty cup then doesn't even attempt to clean it up and picks up the cup again and asks for wine and still never cleans it up

[@xthee_0nly_1x11]

1:18 I love how bread just suddenly appears on this plate, when it was clearly empty at 0:00. Also, who just randomly drinks beers during a family dinner?

[@sobiandevoldersikorski4287]

His face when he said i want to hear about her project hahahaha so denied.

[@danlee7923]

Love it when KZbin recognises this as Oblivion. 😂

[@MultiSpiros123]

Quest added: Find the African elephant

[@Triunity4]

the girl that was hungry was hungry for more than just food

[@sakarsayami2656]

That moan in her voice said so

[@bicualexandru246]

@Stephanie S It's the truth just listen closely.

[@bicualexandru246]

@Stephanie S No it's a bit of both sadly. Although THIS particular scene is not a porno intro, just look at the girl, look at how her pupils becoming dilated when she moans "Hungry" and it is repeated a second time when she moans "can't wait to eat". She's eager, and hungry. Desire can be felt in those moans. Yup this girl has her mind on something else for dinner, and I think it was a craving for some Sausage Pizza.

[@Maesterful]

@@bicualexandru246 We appreciate the effort bruh but I doubt you're going to convince her 😂

[@projectmayhem6898]

The body is still warm. I can't believe he committed suicide.

[@mattbaker7305]

The friend who spilled his beer is the best actor. I'm not saying he is a good actor, but he at least tries to emote.

[@marchewkaaron9951]

At the end he starts to understand...

[@roboppi6368]

"I'm *_HUNGARY_* "

[@emil2321]

"Can I have some wine please" "Hows school" Whys it that transition so damn funny to me

[@alkali2661]

even neil breen looks like a neil breen character

[@Hykje]

Aliens pretending to be humans.

[@Retriku]

The way how Dani delivers that line about waiting for dinner just makes me want to come back to see it again and again to laugh so hard at the porno acting. It's just fucking hilarious!

[@viniolivv]

Wow this is just like the annual entire family meeting

[@sw8467]

What makes me laugh is when he drops that beer bottle he’s already grabbed the win glass before he’s picked it up😂😂😂 no fucks given like it’s all a big joke to him all the while Neil is a little sore still

[@DocJerky]

Neil Breen is the poor man's Francis Ford Coppola

[@sau3221]

Dinner will be ready soon Okay? Who's cooking??

[@Rustythemouse]

Serious drinking problems. They are even not getting drunk.

[@FergusGriggs]

0:37 I really wanted it to cut to another shot of the silent table after he said that it was amazing. Would have been gold.

[@maxxam4665]

A regular day of a family in Kvatch before tragedy stroke...

[@panvizeron2289]

And this music ahh Nostalgia.

[@huehue4694]

I have no idea what any of these videos are but I'm really enjoying these.