OceanGate 2.0? | The Snark Tank Podcast Ep. 235

[@than217]

43:04 Chris definitely does the best ChrisRayGun impression of any KZbinr I've seen.

[@kimorayn1733]

Not short enough

[@than217]

@@kimorayn1733 Moises Arias would do a better job.

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

The Snark Tank curse strikes again. Donny T has been found guilty on all charges.

[@MySqueezingArm]

​@@syzl___it's because half the time they post an episode and an hour later some big news goes down.

[@bigbillyboombutt]

So he has my Samsung charger, got it

[@lewatoaofair]

​@@MySqueezingArmthey record like 2 weeks in advance at this point, so the curse doesn't really apply anymore lol

[@MySqueezingArm]

@@lewatoaofair true, but it's still hilarious to me.

[@kimorayn1733]

ALL CHARGERS! "Plug his ass" said the Judge

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

1:47:13 IRONY THY NAME IS DERRICK

[@rcurl44]

Fucking seriously. He gets combative over the dumbest shit.

[@SatoKure]

Derrick simultaneously denouncing people falsely accusing others of being p3dos, while being so eager to shit on Vaush by doing the exact same thing.

[@he2875]

Chris doing that southern character was peak

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:12:32 - 1:14:39 cursed skit to nuclear degrees (even for Fish Tank standards)

[@pAWNproductionsDE]

I wouldn't be surprised if one of the $25 patrons changes their name to "cream corn bussy" after this

[@SatoKure]

1:53:26 LMAO, are you hearing yourself, Derrick? Have you completely forgotten the whole Vaush thing?

[@SzatanistaDzezowy]

Derek is so freaking annoying. He constantly hears only what he wants to hear and than is outraged by it.

[@Pan-Of-Jello]

I blame Kingston for this being on youtube before Pateron lol

[@deadcaptainjames6045]

Well it's his job to manage Patreon lol

[@somecitrus7561]

I love the running gag of hypotheticals on this show of people responding to their eviscerations like they just stubbed their toe

[@ThatBoiDinky]

ANOTHER EPISODE ANOTHER ARGUMENT OF SEMANTICS! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@gavinmorin]

That’s every episode that Derrick is on

[@ThatBoiDinky]

@@gavinmorin derrick is the biggest offender but EVERYONE does it so OFTEN

[@HarlanHughes]

I literally finished a retrospective on Arthur Morgan before I came here, and was greeted with that open. It all makes sense now.

[@SatoKure]

Derrick continuing to be insufferable with not understanding Chris' and Sween's points

[@puceplanet]

44:00 is Derek talking about Def Noodles? Also I agree Kingston has an accent akin to people who come out of the Caribean like haiti and puerto rico

[@CpnCrunchwrap]

wtf was Derrick on the last half hour

[@yowatchie]

Up his own ass, like usual.

[@Bumble_gum]

I'm here for math if Kingston is teaching it.

[@irishempire9811]

if Red Dead 2 had the dialogue in the beginning clip it wouldve won Game of the year instantly

[@OwnageMancer]

Derrick’s Michael Jackson story just unlocked a memory. When I was in 4th grade, my creepy teacher pulled out this article about the cast for the first Harry Potter Movie(wasn’t out yet at the time), and when he got to the voice actor for Ron, he said “I heard he was a real ‘hottie’.” The way he said hottie gave me the deepest shivers. Like he made my bones cold. What a terrifying memory.

[@Hevvvyyy]

Goddamn..

[@PepperOnPatty]

Sweeny is a freak at times, but his stance on remaining respectful on an allegation is just him being normal. There's no benefit to dancing over someone's demise. Especially if they've been friends or family for years or decades. It doesn't hit the same when it's in such close proximity to you physically and emotionally.

[@DevilsAdvocate669]

You guys need to stop having Kingston run the Patreon

[@ChrisRayGun]

AGREE

[@Ryzawa]

@@ChrisRayGun Off with his head!

[@tryanything5473]

​@@RyzawaAyo😂

[@Ryzawa]

@@tryanything5473 lmao youtube hid my comment, oh well

[@RossCuth]

37:55 Very accurate lol

[@mitchdouglas9844]

Ok but why does Derricks hair look like it's been drawn on with a biro?

[@lizurd]

At first I thought Chris implying def noodles was the one who stole that accent, and then Derrick brings up def noodles anyways lmao that’s awesome

[@HExtraordinaire]

Nice timing guys, i'm about to clock out. Whoever uploaded this is getting a smooching

[@kimorayn1733]

Sween's DJ Spit going "oh dios mio" to the incoming Nuke, bro... 24:35 TheGaysTM

[@rirelee6340]

37:56 Banshee wail

[@ivnrgn5244]

5:30 Good job Chris

[@Bob_Ender]

Someone please tell Sweeney that theres a free browser extension to download videos off twitter. Noone should be paying for that shit

[@BertzTriscut]

Horses can lay down, they can just sleep standing. Also, "we haven't had a good fire in a while." Thanks. Thanks, man.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

53:54 Chris channeling his inner trumpet goblin Douglas Levinson

[@millennialboomer6780]

43:50 Def Noodles?

[@我的家-j4b]

27:30 Im 90% sure Sweeney said something similar about Europeans in general and Derrick got on him for it 😂

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:23:24 there's something oddly ensuring about older fellas sharing the same appreciation for lowbrow jest.

[@Kobeni_Car]

This is the most out of pocket episode yet and Im gonna lose my lungs laughing this hard

[@nirvanajunkie8798]

As far as your friend doing something fucked up and how you react I knew what Kingston meant immediately. Idk how anyone wouldn’t understand what he is saying

[@Gravekeeper5890]

Correct. You don't ever drop years of memories with someone on a dime. That's psychotic. No matter how fucked up your friend is/was, there will still be lingering feelings of sorrow at least.

[@clownymoosebean]

Derrick really got his hackles up towards the end.

[@quinnporter289]

Ive had nostalgia for the first bit of pandemic time since it ended tbh

[@ironpro7217]

20:47 34:04 39:28 47:54 1:11:33

[@comhaltacht315]

11:30 Chris purposefully spreads horse misinformation 27:00 Derrick utilizes his privilege 37:45 Derrick impersonates Sweeney 1:12:30 Southern Chris

[@kimorayn1733]

0:00 Dutch not being gay

[@Bo_Raine]

I feel like Derrick isn’t as fun on the show anymore and more argues for no reason at times. Good episode overall though.

[@MaximumAaron]

We should convince Elon to make SpaceX design a recoverable imploding submarine that can be re-inflated and hosed down.

[@kimorayn1733]

He would

[@cunninglinguist7203]

The horse conversation is a long aneurysm

[@StarbornVastrix]

dude Chris has like the greatest foghorn leghorn voice I've ever heard.

[@KamenSoL]

Never thought i see the day Yourrage gaming gets mentioned on Snark Tank

[@Jason3d1]

RRR also has the best bromance in movie history.

[@stonehorn4641]

Going to the titanic is perfectly safe in a properly built submersible.

[@damianp4451]

I’m just now noticing they moved when I was in college and living on campus and I was locked in my dorm for a week because of the ash and smoke of the fire

[@templets1]

no patreon upload again? honestly war crime material

[@CycloneofChaos]

Glad to see I'm not the only one making sure Im not going crazy when this happens

[@ChrisRayGun]

Sweeny was autistic this week. Apologies!

[@zuniga1959]

Derrick selectively remembering the Tim v Emma debate shows he either only saw clips, because he cant be fucked to watch the context someone he keeps in his mind to hate, or is so driven by his elephant that it doesnt matter if Emma implied equally bas things throughout

[@ridori7376]

Horses can lay down. It's just that in the they can also sleep while standing in case a predator sneaks up on them and they need to run quickly. If a horse feels safe and comfortable (in a farm for example) they can lay down to sleep.

[@SubNaturalZ]

Chris is definitely on his meds on this one

[@lizurd]

“This could be the whole podcast, ponyta”

[@Makujah_]

Chrisbo really turned the bullshit dial all the way up in the begining this episode, bro had too much energy that day 😄

[@mr.l5438]

Cows don't have four stomachs that's a misunderstanding. They have four chambers within their one stomach so they can effectively breakdown and process the grass that they eat.

[@kimorayn1733]

Chris really puts his Cow Ignorance on display, this ep Chris hasn't thrown out a single shirt since he was 5, has he? 1:12:38 Wow Chris... & 1:14:48 Harmony

[@theafflictionvhs17]

_”The I wish I could quit you Tank”_

[@FreakynCheesy]

Did anyone else get really annoyed at Derrick explaining the Maddox vs Dick situation so poorly? Its so depressing to see Maddox's lies and gaslighting work this effectively after everything he's done. I really dont like Dick at all, but Maddox pretended to be a female journalist to cancel Dick and got his ex/Dick's gf fired from being a teacher, abused the copyright system to stifle righteous criticism multiple times and even tried to sue for 50 fucking million dollars in a lawsuit that was such in bad faith his own lawyer almost got arrested in court trying to defend it, HOW the FUCK do you defend that? I used to be baffled by KZbinrs like YourMovieSucks, Chris and Internet Comment Etiquette associating with Maddox after all this, but after listening to this I guess they really don't know any better. For all the talk the boys on the show do about doing your own research and not falling for propaganda, they are downright suckers when it comes to people in their own industry.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:24:43 common sweeny L

[@UBDOOMBOT]

I know this may not be read but like 17 years ago I used to go to this camp in Cali where I was a cabin leader, one day we had to help with the horse handers and one of them was explaining to us that one of the horses was skittish to humans, but there was this young girl who kept fucking with that horse after we(even me) told her to stop, I turn around to fix one of the saddles with an handler after like 4 seconds you hear the horse make a sound and I turn around to see an young white girl star fish into the air over my head(mind you I am 6'2). It was the most funniest shit I have ever seen in my life because the girl was okay and all but holyshit that made the rest of my life..

[@IceyFireFox]

Did she learn any lesson from that or does she just really hate horses now?

[@Alex-bi9mk]

If you guys want a insane movie like RRR theres a american movie called shoot em up where a guy cuts a babys umbilical cord with a gunshot 😂

[@vanta7581]

Derrick needs to chill man

[@rabbit9769]

I waited all day today at work for a Pateron upload, I arrive home and notice it’s uploaded to KZbin first? The fuck

[@kimorayn1733]

I is for Incompetence.

[@rabbit9769]

@@kimorayn1733 I guess

[@Ben-Doverbich]

DEF NOODLES !!! hes the guy that copied Chris`s voice ! You know how i remembered...when Chris did his weird impression of himself , i was like " Yo why is he doing Def Noodles ?" :D

[@AfroBear1126]

Is RRR just a reimagining of Rama the Seventh Avatar of Vishnu

[@mathieuleader8601]

horses are incapable of throwing up

[@MithranArkanere]

Horses are about 14-24 horsepower.

[@BucioTheZenith]

I haven’t heard the full show, but why does the “I’m not Gay” guy at the beginning sound like he was voiced by Chris?

[@Jason3d1]

Because Chris does a great Arthur 😂 his southern impression is just that guy at this point

[@tylerpantelin8971]

Nothing annoys me more than sween trying to sound like an expert in everything he says

[@tylerpantelin8971]

Derrick too.

[@gavinmorin]

That and Sweeney starting every other thought with “so what happens is this” and it drives me fucking insane.

[@yowatchie]

I dunno man the last half hour of Derrick is fucking peak insufferableness.

[@chrisg258]

1 horse = about 6-7 horse power.

[@haydenspring01]

I love paying money to not get the episode lol. Great show

[@Shr1mp0]

Wait is my app broken or was this one just not on Patreon lol

[@gaigelarry]

I take a shot 🍸 each time I Fail a mission in RDR2 BC Micah Died. 🍻

[@Johnnhalo]

** 28:50 The N Word Agreement for episode 500 **

[@YaGuyALT]

Why the fuck didnt this one go to patreon

[@rcurl44]

Why do you think?

[@Cen21000]

Hilarious how the "Nothing Happened this Week" Podcast posted the free feed on the day Trump got convicted.

[@trey1956]

The Jewish accent is fucking hilarious

[@Scyborg832]

Derrick, saying a Serb is just another "white European" is not exactly the most accurate description of a Balkan person compared to say, a european from the west. The American concept of whiteness is so fucked lmao.

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

sweeney should refund the patrons with autographed piss cubes since this was uploaded to youtube before patreon....

[@taia-b8f]

I get so confused with this podcast’s release schedule 😵‍💫

[@lewatoaofair]

There is no schedule, you get it when you get it and you'll be happy about it.

[@DayOldBacon]

Why does sween always look on the edge of death.

[@Makujah_]

As a russian, we do not in fact use our Vs as Ws, because we don't fucking have any amount of Vs, ya uncultured leprechauns!😏 We have в - that's the only letter that makes that sound. Now, the poljaki and other latin-using slavs - maybe, hell if I know😃

[@theswagmessiah]

commenting for engagement

[@liljoe62799]

i spit my drink cuz of that stupid fuckin intro omg lol

[@betanick14]

Lol

[@rougenarwhal8378]

Lmao

[@Batman_Corps]

So fuck CEO's and land lords but drug dealers actively destroying their communities is cool. Thats wild.

[@EmpireAnts42]

That cold open is so unfunny holy shit

[@sdm3545]

No u

[@EmpireAnts42]

​@@sdm3545can you explain why or how it's funny? Maybe i just don't get it

[@sdm3545]

@@EmpireAnts42 it’s cause it’s a absurd thing for those characters to say and do, I mean it’s not all that different than most of the jokes on this podcast like a few episodes ago when they were talking about Batman doing blackface.