oddly specific signs

[@noodle2000]

Hate to break it to you, but Leopards do indeed haul their kills up into trees to try and keep it away from other carnivores.

[@sallysabretooth9969]

Was gonna comment this

[@leilaclarridge5807]

And leopards do live in places where there are deer in Asia

[@enderkatze6129]

Good to know

[@ghostplays4630]

Damnit I didn't see this before I commented

[@Morna777]

Mountain lions do that too. Every once in awhile in forested areas you'll just have a deer pelvis bone drop out of a tree.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

The weirdest I've seen is a "don't s*it between the rocks. We can't believe we had to make a sign"

[@ProfilyBFDI2763]

Man, I was about TO DO THAT ON SATURDAY NOOO

[@when-the-hrandomstuff]

Monday plans ruined.

[@ICrazor]

Who's going to stop me? The rocks?

[@Stefan-d8g7u]

Rock Johnson

[@alandarkcaster2902]

geometry

[@narwhalwithaknife9465]

1:40 Child of a lunch lady here. The reason that kids are required to take a fruit or vegetable even if they won’t eat it is because of funding. Lunch crews are required to give every part of the food pyramid or they loose funding (even if the food pyramid is a scam) and schools are really not willing to lose funding and would rather waste a few hundred apples. It’s not the lunch crew’s fault. They will get fired if they don’t follow that rule.

[@NoahGooder]

I do wonder if they are basing the funding off the old or new food pyramid. eg the one introduced in 1992 or the updated one.

[@narwhalwithaknife9465]

@@NoahGooder that I’m unsure about

[@BradenChapman-k5b]

as someone who has worked on a lunch crew I can confirm that students are required to take the food we offer them

[@feha92]

The food has been given, even if the kid doesn't put it on their tray and declined the gift (effectively gifting it back without touching it, so it can be reused). So no, that argument doesn't hold.

[@narwhalwithaknife9465]

@@feha92 yeah but children don’t really think about that. My school had a bin for people to put apples and other food that they didn’t want but not many people actually did that and more often than not threw them away anyways

[@atomheart7907]

First one is a warning sign about inhaling welding fumes but I like to think its warning against complete disentegration

[@ceu160193]

It supposed to be warning about corrosive liquid, like acid.

[@Averagemomrespecter]

​@@ceu160193uh I dont think it is, theres clearly a stick on an electrode holder in the sign.

[@alexanderharrison7421]

​@@ceu160193No, it's an SMAW Fume Inhalation Warning, I've seen this on portable fume hood arms before. SMAW fumes are particularly toxic compared to most other welding processes and can lead to a whole myriad of Respiratory problems, so you usually want good ventilation when doing it (Outside, Personal Filtration, aforementioned Fumehood, etc)

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

I thought it was a laser warning

[@VoVilliaCorp]

I thought it was not to drink nuclear waste

[@RoboDude-tl9ed]

“Don’t swim in the toilet” is the most specific sign I’ve seen

[@agamer4lifeminton298]

Yeah but they aint stoppin me from doing it, MERCA

[@baconburgeronly3089]

​Well yea its a sign, not a cop​@agamer4lifeminton298

[@Yogasefski]

Cowards, you dare forbid me to swim in the pico whirl pool?

[@ceu160193]

How do you even swim in the toilet?

[@agamer4lifeminton298]

@@ceu160193 you swim

[@7geckosinatrenchcoat]

Leopards absolutely haul antelope carcasses into trees to protect them from other predators, especially hyenas and lions. They aren’t large or strong enough to defend their kill, and are generally solitary so they’d be outnumbered, but up in the trees they can dine in peace :)

[@kittyjuneo2218]

1:50 Robin, this is because things like free lunch programs *require* students to take a fruit or vegetable for the school to keep the benefits. It sucks, I hate the wasting food as well, but that’s how “the game” as they said works. I remember having a staff member standing at the end of the lunch line, checking to make sure we had either a fruit or veggie on our tray. Thankfully, we also had a “sharing table” that we could put (still packaged) food on that we weren’t going to eat, and someone else could take it. Still sucked though 5:10 I like the implication that Damien is a deity

[@frankm.2850]

I really hate how the American social services that are offered, meager though they are, are apparently designed by a mentally challenged teenager who's main interest is enriching corporations and punishing children for daring to be born into poor families.

[@jimwormmaster]

I question your Implication that he's not

[@Shako_Lamb]

Yeah I went to high school in West Virginia which had all free lunch programs and it was like that. I don't think there was a sharing table though. Lots and lots of wasted fruits and vegetables in the trash. Thankfully my family wasn't quite that poor and I always brought my own lunch. Similarly, my middle school's administration started requiring us to "read" books from the end of our last class until our bus was called. We weren't even allowed to use the bathroom, we had to hold it until we got home. Didn't matter whether we were actually reading, we just had to look like we were reading. Thankfully, my teacher was very openly aware of the absurdity of the whole thing even though she still had to enforce it.

[@Talon1124]

I find your lack of faith in The Damian.... Disturbing.

[@coleagnew691]

The problem with the “sharing table” at my school is they they recycle the fruits. We frequently see apples COVERED in mold meaning even less people really eat them

[@dylanisntvibing]

5:04 "Agh, help me, I'm having a heart attack!" "But sir! The sign says not to have an emergency at this location!" "Oh okay" *gets up normally and walks out of location before collapsing suddenly again* "Someone call 911, he's having a heart attack in a location where you can have an emergency!"

[@VoVilliaCorp]

I can see that happen in a cartoon, so it must be true lol

[@BuzzLightbulb]

@@VoVilliaCorpit reminds me of when Grunkle Stan was “having a heart attack” on gravity falls

[@orlandorailfanproductions2010]

8:29. Hi railfan here, those are on boxcars that have track scanning equipment inside and "do not hump" means don't use the hump yard technique on those cars (the hump yard technique is when they roll the cars over a small hill so they can use momentum to roll themselves into a set of cars)

[@lurrur197]

I misread "hi railfan here" as half Italian here, and then spent the rest of the comment trying desperately to figure out what Italians have to do with boxcars

[@orlandorailfanproductions2010]

@@lurrur197 lol

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

I mean, maybe that sign is saying "Don't inhale the fumes from the welding equipment or YOUR LUNGS WILL FUCKING LIQUIFY!"

[@HyperGaming56734]

How is the snot censored

[@OwenGianelloni-us9tr]

I once saw a sign that said "don't even think about it bill", and it wasn't like a post-it note or anything, IT WAS A ROAD SIGN, AND IT'S BEEN THERE FOR YEARS

[@silvereaglestudios]

Who's Bill and what did he do?

[@enerioffutt1881]

@@silvereaglestudios And why are people always firing at Will?

[@lilygamingtheories1410]

I absolutely need the story behind this

[@richardherndon451]

As someone who worked in a school I can tell you, the school doesn't like students wasting the food. They have to make sure because of the government. They got a bunch of parents complaining about kids being unhealthy even though they won't actually do anything to help mitigate by encouraging their child to exercise, moderate, or eat healthy at home. A lot of parents would rather force others to parent their child.

[@andrewollmann304]

8:02 Those are accordion toys to be used by kids and teachers in physical therapy (the kids pull them apart and push them together-it helps with hand strength).

[@SansUserBluePixel]

2:03 I've seen "Unattended children will be given a free espresso and a free kitten"

[@animemusicluver1]

I've seen in a sign in a public restroom that said "if you can't aim when you piss, then sit" 😂

[@ceu160193]

Free espresso and a kitten sounds like great deal.

[@enerioffutt1881]

I've seen the one that says free espresso and a puppy

[@lordphullautosear]

"Unattended children will be sold to the circus." "Trespassers will be sacrificed to appease Thor."

[@JamesTDG]

7:11 "I'm sorry, but due to how thin I have to stretch out my paycheck, I cannot afford to have an active phone number. If you have a problem with this, then please consider providing me with a raise."

[@Atlasworld2005]

yeah and all they'll do is pIzZa PaRtIeS which does not help AT ALL

[@LadySharon3710]

I was thinking that would be the start of a Reddit reply to “ what causes your entire office / work site to quit.” Question.

[@pirobot668beta]

"Warning: Swimming pool is filled with Fluoroantimonic acid"

[@enderkatze6129]

Well that's Not what's supposed to be in that pool

[@silvereaglestudios]

For those who don't know, fluoroantimonic acid is a colorless liquid that emits a toxic vapor. Swallowing or inhaling it can be fatal, and causes severe burns. It stands tall in the superacid category, a group of strong acids with acidic strength surpassing that of sulfuric acid.

[@TheGs4_4449]

8:22 it’s a railroad term, used for a specific kind of train yard, a “Hump Yard”. It works like this. A smaller switcher locomotive pushes a railcar to the tip of a man-made or altered hill, and lets go of the railcar at the tippy-top. The railcar rolls down this hill, which is called the “Hump”. It rolls along, sometimes passing by breaks equipped to the tracks to slow it down. These breaks are now as “Retarders”. It rolls along, until it is switched onto a track to help configure a freight train. The process of rolling a car on the Hump is called “Humping”. Sometimes, railcars are too long and would derail on the hump, or have special equipment on board, damaging it if it were humped. So, for railroad workers to see, they write something like “DO NOT HUMP” in big bold letters on the side to get their attention, and not get it sent to the hump.

[@filanfyretracker]

brakes on a hump yard, for some reason I am picturing scaled up roller coaster brakes for train cars.

[@TheGs4_4449]

@@filanfyretracker sorta like that, yeah

[@puredemon5926]

"WHAT ARE YOU WARNING US AGAINST?!" Sign: "Yes."

[@RoseKindred]

Chips with chips are full price. Chips without chips, so an empty basket, is cheaper.

[@white.rabbit1871]

So . . . They want me to pay for an empty basket??

[@troy3009]

@@white.rabbit1871 Just eat the basket

[@BrynGill-b7y]

The basket probably tastes better than the chips if they're offering unspecified cheese as a replacement for the fish.

[@j.p.6932]

6:10 Fiber usually helps you to be more regular if you eat it on a regular basis. They’re clogging it from either flushing stuff they shouldn’t or getting constipated, then have such a large/compacted stool it lodges in the pipe.

[@Coolbond2]

in other words they are so backed up they back up the pipes.

[@j.p.6932]

@@Coolbond2 lol, Yeah, pretty much. Know a guy that had it happen so often he went ahead and bought an auger/snake tool for his toilet.

[@matrixphijr]

3:28 - Always remember: 3 points of contact for ladder safety, kids.

[@RoseKindred]

The 6:39 sign, if your business ever does this, it is allowed, but it varies based on state. Here, they MUST compensate you for your time, phone, and electricity. I guarantee you they will stop it after you demand overtime for 128 hours in 1 week. The exception to the compensation is if it is in your contract, such as was my father's under a "first responder clause."

[@KainYusanagi]

And under those sorts of clauses they need to provide compensation still, IIRC.

[@RoseKindred]

@@KainYusanagi Correct. In his case, it was double time from when the call/order went out to release. And since it was a work requirement the landline phone was deductable each year. This was 5+ years ago though, so I don't know if they still require landlines in home.

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@RoseKindred Not technically related to the on-call requirement, but some rural areas of the US _do_ still require by state law to have a landline phone for Emergency Services (911 cellular triangulation requires a density of cell towers only found in urban areas, so you have to have a phone number "permanently bound to a physical street address") and for identity verification of many government services (to the point that if you input a cell number as a contact number in online paperwork, it will tell you "our records show this number is assigned to a cellphone, please input a *_landline_* phone number", emphasis theirs).

[@soundspark]

The electricity to power the phone is like a penny a day.

[@KainYusanagi]

@@soundspark Less.

[@SuperMarkerComicBro]

3:00 "If only there was something nearby that had the word I'm trying to spell...Like a sign..."

[@dominiklehn2866]

Those cartons look like they were labeled somewhere else before being brought to the shop floor, especially as they all look like they were labeled by different people

[@jimwormmaster]

6:56: To quote LoeWhaley, how much will we be getting paid for being on call? Toodaloo!

[@madisonbray95]

7:33 That's when you call up the Foundation or something, no return addresses, just show up and no records with the post office, sounds anomalous to me.

[@warmcanadain7649]

It’s a dr wondertainment toy

[@misscuttlefish]

That bubble tea sign is an old comic by KawaiiNot. Their comics are all that kind of humor lol

[@beemoh]

I remembered reading it at the time, then saw the meme years later, but forgot who was responsible. Thanks for reminding me!

[@JamesTDG]

6:51 Little does this company know that this means that they would be in violation of MULTIPLE labor laws!

[@dominiklehn2866]

In theory they could not be by paying overtime for all of it but I highly doubt that

[@benpotato9994]

pretty sure the "they need to take it even if they don't eat it" has something to do with school lunch program rule that state what needs to be a meal for it to count for the program, ... but not really willing to look into it more

[@quarkmolotov1049]

At my school I had to get a veggie if I wanted to get a small discount

[@silmarian]

7:38 Pretty sure this is Ax-Man Surplus, the whole store has weird and awesome labels like this.

[@jinpachimishima7324]

3:51 "Mushrooms and Coke" They tried 😅 At least

[@motheroftheuniverse6140]

1:02 the backrooms contain a species of man-eating moths. The male moths are small and harmless. The female moths are not

[@matthewboire6843]

Beware of 600 lb deathmoth females.

[@Ogre-zr5zk]

1st one is Stick welding fumes will liquefy your lungs, eyes, throat, ect over time

[@pepdog1]

5:44 no but seriously, I haven't seen anybody talk about it, but I'm skin and bones thin and sometimes struggle to squeeze my way into a car without scratching the neighbouring car with the door. I have no idea how fat people manage with how narrow some places make their parking spaces. do you just, have to try and find some place in which you can guarantee that you'll be able to get in and out?? that sounds tedious as all hell tbh.

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

through the back door. As in, climb in through the luggage door at the back of the car and into the driver's seat. Source: I'm fat and have been boxxed in multiple times.

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

5:15 Thank you Damien! It's all for you, Damien! It's all for you! (If you know this, bless your soul)

[@VTPPGLVR]

1:52 At a school I worked at, we knew there was an imbalance of food accessibility. So some of us tried to set it up where the kids would take the fruit as per the rules, and if they didn’t want it, they could donate it to a basket where any kid who wanted an extra apple, wanted to bring home some fruit, etc would be able to do so. I think it technically violated some rule of “it’ll be like it came from the school district even though it was handled by Billy Bob Josephine who hadn’t washed their hands and now someone’s sick and ready to sue” or something 😒

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

*"Warning: Danger of evisceration present, proceed with caution."*

[@Gogoseit]

1:25 this is one of the few times I will accept older generations using the newest slang. they used it right and didnt over embellish it edit: there are specific nutrition guidelines that schools have to uphold to retain funding. they dont have a choice in the matter, students MUST take a fruit/vegtable. my school got smart and would put a little basket near the lunch line, and at the end of each table. packaged foods would be put right back on the line to be given to another student, while unpackaged foods such as apples would be either washed and re-served or bagged up and donated to the needy. the staff where allowed to take as much as they liked at the end of the day, and would usually give them out to the kids in after school activities. I remember being in drumline and one of the crossing guard ladies would always bring a bag of fruit and string cheese from the leftovers at the cafeteria (students wherent allowed to go in the cafe after hours but we where hungry middle schoolers, and that crossing guard was hailed as a hero)

[@DrJose2014]

there's people that didn't eat/like string cheese? ➖ lactose intolerant/allergies people

[@mathmthd]

I AIN’T READIN’ ALLAT

[@TheOblivionMan]

Nah, nothing to be confused about. Learning how to disintegrate people with your mind is part of become a welder, that warning sign's just telling you what happens if you tell them you could do the job better.

[@dmclegg66]

The first sign us warning of welding fumes.

[@denverarnold6210]

7:09 nah, how you handle that is you demand to be paid for when you're on call. Either pay me for being on call, or pay me more for showing up after being called in.

[@Nightfruitt]

5:58 is that even legal Edit: the landlord not calling the plumber

[@jimwormmaster]

9:49: *whistles the Pinky and the Brain theme*

[@guitarstuff4682]

8:27 that message is usually reserved for special railroad equipment like lazers that read the tracks condition, the do not hump part refers to hump railyards that use gravity to help sort railcars. Hope this helps anyone :)

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

7:00 I'd absolutely deface that notice, in sharpie, "this notice is a violation of employment law. Please research your rights as an employee."

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

Fiber actually helps with regular bowel movements, so if the tenant was 'breaking' the toilet by getting it clogged regularly, the landlord was right!

[@der_makrophag]

You should drink enough water alongside though.

[@Deveyus]

Regarding the always on call, that's the best sign ever! Since you're always on call, you're always working, and even at $7.25 an hour that's a bi-weekly gross paycheck of $2436, which is a pretty decent paycheck for people stuck with minimum wage. (That's about 60k / year)

[@Thefirefan15]

0:07 I think that’s do not use faucet to either clean your self or don’t breathe in because it looks like lungs.

[@nzbidzel]

No idea who or what or why.... H&S ppl have no idea cos they have ZERO knowledge usually of actual jobs, but thats a MMA (Stick Welder) Fume warning and those fumes are toxic as eff

[@starfirei3356]

2:09 _That_ is really good editing right there

[@nelly2958]

0:49 seeing as boba is slang for large breast in china, it’s just a missed opportunity

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

Lmfaooo

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

Warning, you may risk all of your internal organs exploding when you cross this line.

[@ptorq]

"Do not hump" is a railroad term. "Humping" means using a small hill (or hump) to cause a rail car to roll downhill into another one so they can be connected instead of doing it in a controlled fashion with a switch engine.

[@orlandorailfanproductions2010]

I left a comment saying that too!

[@andistansbury4366]

9:36 yup. Mine is the the chorus of a latin christmas song. Gaudete

[@ghostplays4630]

Leopards and some other large cats DO actually hide their food in trees from other predators

[@BinkyTheToaster]

8:40 - The grandmother in that photo had to have been an absolute angel of a woman in life.

[@SRMRobot]

Sadly it is required by law for us to take the carrot/apple (at 1:44) i know it is dumb but "don't hate the player, hate the game" - your "bussin" commenter

[@GogiRegion]

My school had a mandatory fruit policy as well. A majority of it went to waste. They literally had a basket for people to put it in for anyone to take if they didn’t want it to reduce the number that made it in the trash (but the basket always was full at the end and a ton of apples went to waste).

[@MoGalactic06]

12:01 This reminds me of a Wendy's in my town that had a sign that said "Our breakfast is McBetter".

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Thank you Damien for giving us cell phones.

[@Roadent1241]

Could he give us the signal needed to work them outside of WiFi as well? XD

[@Zombiehunter2_0]

8:30 It's probably a railcar. Railcars are usually sorted in places called "Hump Yards", where they roll down a hill into the right place, however some railcars are too sensitive to be able to undergo this operation, and have a marking that says "Do Not Hump" so no one sorts them in hump yards and potentially damage them.

[@insylem]

Hyce has a video on his channel explaning the do not hump thing. It's a railroad term. It's a method of switching and sorting rail cars.

[@lisaridener7514]

3:27 I wish I could be laughing out loud right now

[@STi_Studios]

I’m sure someone’s already said something about this, but at 8:33 is a picture of what they put on the sides of rail cars to let the operators in “hump” yards (basically where they have a hump and the let the cars roll down one side of the hill to classify them with other like rail cars) know not to send these over the hump and set them aside. Often used on perishable cars, passenger cars, grain cars and even some highly-toxic-chemical-carrying tank cars. Not terribly common in the states anymore but Canada still has quite a few grain cars that still say this on there

[@nscaler711official]

8:25 is most likely on a railcar. There's a thing called a Hump yard, basically a hill that railcars are shoved off and switched into corresponding tracks.

[@jinpachimishima7324]

14:18 Sounds like a chemistry lab experiment

[@BinkyTheToaster]

6:45 - You paying for my phone bill, or helping to offset it? You gonna pay the overtime? Yes to both, and maybe we can talk about modifying my contract. _Maybe._

[@marcusyoutubegamineer]

8:22 This sign is most likely on a North American railcar. Do not hump means that the wagon should not be hump shunted, which seems to be most commonly used in North America.

[@mariofanl1ve]

3:07 no no, those boxes are filled to the brim of clear ants, ants of which are see through. Obviously

[@System_Error404X]

Oh that makes sense

[@bjarnivalur6330]

The first one is warning against poisonous or caustic smoke coming from the welding process, make sure to weld in a well ventilated aria and don't breath that stuff.

[@bibinch5537]

6:27 Did you know Venus Fly Traps only grow in North and South Carolina? It’s crazy!

[@franckcrdraws]

Whenever I see a sign like in the thumbnail I fear for my life Like are my lungs gonna *EXPLODE* if I touch this thing????

[@emmaloopra5428]

2:25 reminds me of the time I asked for a latte and without thinking the cashier asked me if i wanted milk or no milk, they quickly realised their mistake but I didnt and once again without thinking I said “no milk” latte means milk

[@kerryhurley1904]

5:32 beautiful editing, props to whoever did that lmao

[@grumpyhale821]

The emergency escape one looks like a Tabi shoe.

[@gummiebeez]

8:51 the church in my area did this last year because of the smoke (im from British Columbia and when the forest fires get bad in the summer you literally can’t be outside for more than a few minutes)

[@mrboost2267]

warning! spontaneous combustion happens!

[@tirefish]

Brace yourself for immediate disintegration

[@Max_Proto]

I mean, the Kentucky drivers handbook specifically mentions Toxic waste as a road condition, so...

[@CatGamerstudios]

My favorite road condition: NUCLEAR WASTE!

[@jamesphillips2285]

3:33 Pretty sure that sign was vandalized. That "extension" was probably originally a leg. 10:22 The worst part is that that looks like a compost can, AKA the proper place. Are they ASKING the old lady to leave the shit on the lawn?

[@atankersview]

Warning welding fumes will eff you up.

[@seanrosenau2088]

How would someone avoid them? They're in the air.

[@atankersview]

@seanrosenau2088 proper portable exhaust fans or if you make scrooge mcduck money you can buy an overpressure welding helmet.

[@seanrosenau2088]

@@atankersview Oh god, fans. I can't believe I didn't think of that, I just woke up. LOL.

[@arashi86]

Party sub over the shoulder is very suspicious tbh

[@kettleshot6044]

0:24 is this a helldivers reference?

[@Danka42]

13:54 Imagine being the doc that receives this call 😂

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

1:49 they're *required* to offer it. The law states it must be offered

[@ScreamLoud763]

You keep showing up in the comments 💀

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

​@@ScreamLoud763on this video specifically, or in general?

[@insaincaldo]

Offering it is a far cry from forcing it.

[@alchemysaga3745]

​@@insaincaldoOffer is the wrong word, they're obligated to provide a fruit with school meals, and it doesn't count as having been provided unless taken.

[@insaincaldo]

@@alchemysaga3745 If you wanna argue legal language. The obligation is why it is enforced. When you merely provide, you just make something available. No matter, it is the waste that should be illegal, I'm sure we can agree.

[@BelladonnaDraws]

1:50 our school at the same type of rules, they didn't care whether or not students actually ate their fruit or vegetables, but the good thing about going through a vegan phase back in high school everyone would give me their fruits and vegetables because they didn't want them and I would sometimes take them home ^^ I never ran out of fruits and veggies back in those days😂

[@immagical7036]

4:26 unfortunately, this sign indeed speaks the truth

[@panzer_tank]

"dont mind me, just an average woman with a stinger Surface-To-Air missile launcher" -the "this is suspicious" woman

[@TsunamiSephi]

Speed limit signs with fractions aren’t city ordained, therefore not enforcable. Something something permit for speed limit signs ending in 5 or zero workaround

[@TheCrazyEight8]

Oh my gosh! It's the Celeste strawberry jam plasma reactor sticker!

[@Scugzerker]

0:10 I may have the answer for this sign. It's something I'm somewhat familiar with (in a way). Looks like this is a plasma (or waterjet) cutter, and the vapour/dust particles coming off of the materials can be hot and/or dangerous in any other way (acidic, toxic, sharp, carcinogenic e.g.). I have this when I'm cleaning and refining a freshly forged knife. A lot of steel dust is created and thus am I wearing a carbon filter. It may be a bit overkill, but I'd rather have overkill safety gear than dusty lungs as an acquaintance of mine once said "dust lungs are worse than cancer". There is logic to this. Cancer can be treated, but once the dust is stuck in your lungs it is game over. Much like smoking, once it's started damaging your lungs there's no turning back. You can only prevent worse.

[@originlostborn369]

That warning sign is actually from OSHA warning about toxic fumes due to an active weld

[@SirAsdf]

According to r/OSHA, that first sign is probably warning about fumes from Stick Welding.

[@Guilty_Crown]

Time to go looking for that 4 foot subway sandwich on the UTA transit 😂😂😂

[@taitano12]

3:00 looks like sarcasm borne of boredom. Been there, done that, Walmart night stalker. Where you're more creeped out by someone who's NOT a zombie.

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

2:04 If I ever went to whatever place this is, JOKES ON THEM LOOLLLL! I’m one of the only PG teenagers left on this gosh darn planet and I’ve never really liked soda (except for Ramune. Ramune is life)

[@frankm.2850]

Adding fiber to your diet makes you more regular, subsequently your movements smaller, and less likely to plug up the pipes.

[@Roadent1241]

"Thank god for cell phones right?" No because where those emergency phones are, THERE'S NO MOBILE SIGNAL. At all. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THERE. Mobiles are useless in the sticks where you're likely to have an emergency!! The wind MIGHT blow in the right direction for 000.4 of a second to give you one bar but that's not enough time to hit Call. I've lived out here my entire life, ask me why I didn't get my first mobile until I was 16 when all my town/city classmates had one a decade prior?

[@dominiklehn2866]

Out of curiosity, what influence would the wind have on cell signal? Like... At all?

[@Roadent1241]

@@dominiklehn2866 Moves the trees apart enough to let a femtosecond of signal through from my experience, since I live amongst hills and if I dangle out of my rooftop window and wait for ten minutes, I might get a split second of signal when it's blowing in an exact direction. And that's it for an hour. I've been dealing with this for half my life, so that's the conclusion I've come to. Only had blips, so when it's once a day for maybe a second you don't get to come up with anything because the signal is being blasted from a mile away. It's a thing on the air. Why wouldn't the wind affect it? So if you're in the desert with no hills and trees to block anything, wind probably won't have as much effect because it's not battling anything. You'll have plenty of signal to call for help! Out here we can't without setting off a fire or screaming for an hour if the physical phone lines go down. That's how a farmer got rescued at Christmas a decade ago. Just kept screaming.

[@vahvahdisco]

9:13 - I have randomly committed these to my memory - ‘Die Fliege ist am der Tafel - the fly is on the table’ and ‘Der Hund ist auf der Straße - the dog is on the road’ - phrases I learnt in German classes at High School way back in 1981 ! Why I remembered these two and no others is beyond me ! I dropped German and took Italian in 1983 !

[@yabbadabba2887]

Odd Rage on Chik Fil A. Almost like there might be more reasons for your disgruntlement.

[@heartlessfox8065]

please walk without walking.... hop hop hop

[@Aquarios1337.]

Skip along merrily

[@Halomeowmeow788]

ah yes, i'll just turn into a rabbit casually. because thats totally normal and possible

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

This really is oddly specific.

[@Miku1773-n4b]

Do not touch the flytraps. If you wanna touch plants that bad, go touch some grass