David Cross on His Dream Scenario for the 2020 Presidential Debate (from OH COME ON)

From David's 2019 special OH COME ON produced by Comedy Dynamics. Available on iTunes geo.itunes.app... and Amazon Prime at amzn.to/30cH31h
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[@keithfulkerson]

"you've upset a handful of people" :)

[@chrisadkins2527]

I've watched this 3 times because I can envision it happening, God I wish.

[@PoeticProse7]

Now I want to see an Airplane! like sequence where Harrison Ford walks over and gets Perlman to stop and then commences to beating him, then Meryl Streep comes up next, pulls Ford away and commences another beating, then Bruce Willis walks up and pulls Streep off and starts beating him, then DeNiro and then we see a line of men AND women waiting to beat the ever loving shit out of him. Brass knuckles and pipes included.

[@SA1isSWANSEA]

to quote Dr Peter Venkman : "I love this plan, and I'm excited to be a part of it"

[@carmenm9068]

I don't usually go for 'crass' comedy but I found this intensely satisfying. I think we were all there when he started the punching.

[@kathygoheen4626]

I was living vicariously through him😂😁😂😁😂

[@mainerifai216]

"intensely satisfying" 🤡🤡

[@dannythompson1948]

Amen.

[@rwildes8696]

Can affirm

[@snufd]

hadnt listened to cross in a while, even though he's been my favorite comedian for 20 years. literally was in tears laughing just a few minutes in. a lot changes with age but god damn no one has ever made me laugh so hard and so consistently.

[@AmberAmber]

Right?? Beautiful Mr. Cross... warmed the ice that had formed in my broken socialist heart❤⭐🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖤🤎✊🏽

[@humanmold]

"Open up his fuckin eyes" I laughed so hard I spilt my bong.

[@snufd]

i hadnt even gotten to that part of the video but i read it in david's voice and lost it

[@ince55ant]

i've been trying to put into words how this makes me feel but i cant. i want to say it makes me feel good but thats not enough. it encapsulates everything i love about fantasy as a concept.

[@felicity4711]

This is even more satisfying after seeing the actual debate a few weeks ago. The moderator in the real debate was about as permissive as in this fantasy scenario.

[@xxspacex]

Always loved this dude and now I love him even more!

[@poohbeartube]

Thank you David for that wonderful bedtime story. I'll sleep like a newborn baby.

[@russellzauner]

Been a staunch advocate of POTUS by deathmatch for DECADES. Nothing I've seen so far changes my opinion to anything but stronger.

[@waterwings83]

This made me feel really good too, thanks.

[@GranulatedStuff]

Ron Perlman stepped up to the plate !

[@andrewflowers6794]

Secret Service interviewed him after he made this joke. I'm not kidding. How cool is that?

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

If there were justice for the hundreds of thousands who died and the millions whose lives have been ruined, this would happen. Make this happen.

[@bizzmoneyb]

So good. “Rotten Ronnie” 🤣

[@krash66]

Glad I came across this. Love David Cross. New sub here!

[@markjsound]

Sponsored by “my pillow”. Funnier in 2021 than at the time of original broadcast

[@parkergunderson4562]

Pure joy, oh please.

[@Teeklin]

Like, comment, subscribe! Help convince the man to expand and put podcasts out here on KZbin. Everyone needs a little more David Cross in their lives.

[@spaceo8568]

Oh Minion. I love you.

[@tarico4436]

4:26. The fire extinguisher scene in "Irreversible." That film is one of the all-timers.

[@fan5407]

"I know what I'm doing. I had lamb vindaloo last night."

[@Azraekan]

OPEN UP HIS FUCKIN EYES!! 😂

[@susieq2830]

Lmao This guy reminds me of my mom, she was once a Trump supporter too. She had the same dream!

[@velder22]

I wish I would have saw this back then LOL

[@lepetitroquet9410]

I wouldn't even be surprised if US presdiential debates were to look like that in 12 or 16 years given how low the bar has gone ;P...

[@jd190d]

Just look at the movie Idiocracy

[@StuartGray]

This years debates will be non existent as Biden be Hiden.

[@jd190d]

@@StuartGray You would be perfect in the later parts of that movie.

[@StuartGray]

@@jd190d Are you denying that your candidate has been in hiding or are you just deflecting from the truth?

[@jd190d]

@@StuartGray Let's see, he is about 11% ahead nationally in the polls, he is competitive in TEXAS, which is crazy, he has several Republican groups constantly attacking trump, he has trump damaging himself constantly and he goes out once in a while and says something positive. What reason does he have to change that. If you had a strategy that was winning and required almost no effort on your part and you were trying to do something different than you really belong in Idiocracy.

[@anthonyballard8468]

Used public access for debates and Watch them! (Your Welcome)

[@partrobot]

100%

[@jjfarmer1]

He didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom on trump

[@abermen]

We need Ron Perlman... "I can give you Joe Biden." ... Close enough!

[@reversefulfillment9189]

Need to get behind this guy, not in a bad way but a good way!

[@bootneckbonz]

I really like your hat

[@johnquinn456]

The only David I can tolerate My brother is not that David

[@mdj864]

It would be worth the 10K for a seat at this debate

[@reversefulfillment9189]

I prescribe this for tear and colon cleansing.

[@PoeticProse7]

I'd pay to see that. Let's get a Kickstarter for Hellboy to come onstage and beat the shit out of Donald Trump. It's only right, he is a defender of humanity and Trump is doing the most harm for humans in general right now!

[@DamnedXtians]

my whole adult life people have been telling me that i look like Ron Perlman - the only real difference is i'm 20 years younger 6'7" and 285lbs - so if you ever need an understudy for the live-action remake of this fantasy...

[@dannythompson1948]

He's clearly shit himself.. David cross, you're a poet.

[@Aaron17988]

David got santa beard

[@lfr8666]

And how have your last five years been... Thank you for the catharsis.

[@Yayyyhope]

Al Franken

[@ulii_]

Curse you Berkley, CURSE YOUUUUU

[@Dr.Twat.Waffle]

i dont get out much, but I got to see you in person in 2020 when you did this, and this is one of, if not the most memorable bits I've seen anyone so, and it's a personal favorite .

[@roberthearn3515]

Richard Ojeda

[@slotnonaquayt]

Didn’t he steal the chipmunks?

[@chaseb168]

Didn't you steal the chipmunks?

[@greghallberg4182]

Did anyone actually whale on trump while he was in school? It would be worth hearing about. I'm assuming that he himself was the cruelest of bullies but, hopefully, one day, he picked on the wrong guy.

[@wishweknew2800]

42k views for this edgy repertoire of satire? Oh how the hilarious and edgy have become an even nerdier stephen colbert with naughty nerd rage...I'm laughing just imagining the depiction......I used to love David Cross.....this is pretty hack....maybe it didn't age well, well i mean it definitely didn't age well but maybe it was funny four years ago....then again I doubt it.

[@FrancisDrake-q3j]

Well...your favorite fruit must be sour grapes.

[@dirtystockcardriver]

Love David Cross. Hate that he's so left wing. How can this guy serious promote censorship? I really don't get it. Still a fan

[@downer_dave]

How is he doing that?

[@hippyjason]

Wow. This aged like bottle of 2% milk.

[@davidlee4903]

It aged like the finest wine. Cross has always been one of toppest political comedians.

[@rickkroll]

This has aged like a verrrryyy fine aged whiskey. Yum

[@davidames1746]

Whos' Ron Pearlman. I find Daviod Cross a polemicist, rather than a comic.

[@karmayangzom5497]

Who’s Daviod?

[@douglasjcox]

I find Trump supporters retrograde chimps, rather than fully human

[@davidames1746]

@@douglasjcox which supporter?

[@douglasjcox]

@@davidames1746 Pretty much all of them.

[@davidames1746]

@@douglasjcox pRETTY MUCH-MEANING? aLL OF THEM-MEANIGLESS you need to cite sattistics and proof. You aren't credible.

[@BunneRabb]

What an abstruse little man.

[@gosselinluke]

Centrists fantasy. I don't find any of his political material funny because it's so mainstream Democrat.

[@richardwright8544]

Then shut up and go away. Did you not read what the video was?

[@leonardcastelleneta26]

well Biden did tell him to shut up, that was good enough for me.

[@MrGil619]

it will be Biden vs Trump hahahahha. time for liberal tears to rain.

[@leonardcastelleneta26]

LOL

[@scowlfarm3061]

How's that working out for you?

[@rickkroll]

Lol u lostt take the L buddy

[@2inchesoffun172]

I came here from the Larry the cable guy letter. Poop jokes everywhere. 🤣 good set David!

[@moistmonkey69]

Wouldn't this be a shame if this actually happened?