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#old #HighBoi #MovieRecap

[@yeyman_]

3:58 "mid-size sedan turns into large exotic supercar" is one of the best lines in the vid lmao

[@sravanvs7188]

I'm pretty sure High Boi summoned all of his inner math skills just to make sure that girl was not a minor.

[@shaddowcat4253]

Sadly he forgot to account for the fact that she's still mentally a 6 year old

[@Daxe382]

A real hero

[@tigranaga]

Bro he is way to smart for us

[@JollyBlackwell]

Which is a bit suspect cause it's the mental age that matters, still technically a kid

[@bean_boi]

@@JollyBlackwell 🤓

[@Heavenknight2010]

Mid Size Sedan Sub Compact SUV Large Exotic Supercar Regular SIze Economy Hatchback Large Commercial Panel Van Family Mini Van High Boi is highly eloquent in his speech

[@windws7137]

Thanks for writing it down

[@OrbInDaFrame]

Just like Max0r and the Big Boss The oversized manager

[@simyueyang9088]

There's also Japanese Kei truck

[@owllee9585]

The little boy had a kid in one day…..then lost that same kid on the same day

[@SweatySheets]

Its fine, he’s a kid mentally. As an adult it had different ramifications. A child who didn’t even know what sex is, or what pregnancy is, is hardly gonna care about any of those facts

[@theshadowking3198]

@@SweatySheets ew it’s jello coming out 💀

[@keyztroke]

@@theshadowking3198”why is it screaming” 💀

[@REPER-py4wb]

@@keyztroke NAAHHH

[@michaeltagor4238]

Your reply section is... y'know what this is average for high boi viewers

[@Fossilsmudge]

high boi is like those monotone movie recapped channels but sentient, funny and entertaining

[@SweatySheets]

The movie recap channels are how i discovered Dead Meat and High Boi, so glad I did too

[@Fossilsmudge]

@@SweatySheets same loll

[@Mr.PopoAbridged]

Bro dead meat is so good​@@SweatySheets

[@dankdio2887]

@@Mr.PopoAbridged the get to the numbers bits are peak entertainment, actually, everything they do is peak entertainment

[@Mr.PopoAbridged]

@@dankdio2887 just like jojos

[@glarynth]

"Welcome to Old" - stock response for when a 30-something complains of aches and pains.

[@tylerminton]

“You’ll understand one day son”

[@frankdenweed6456]

"The hunchback of instagram" that one was good.

[@kronosORACLE]

His search history at 7:55 is just insane 😂

[@TheWagonroast]

what

[@MrLindstromA]

I didn’t even see that 😂

[@kevinabreu8753]

I paused and looked at it

[@Hunt_U_Down_09]

Is red pee normal? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@MarySanchez-zl1sg]

😂😂😂😂hilarious though I kinda wish I could unsee it now 😅

[@eapeneapen6875]

"nice healthy dose of childhood trauma" is crazy 💀💀

[@daniellagos8584]

Pushing your older sister down the stairs is good for your health /j

[@nothanks9503]

No that’s how it works you want like Growth=frequency of trauma-(Stable home+supportive stable attachment to parents) If your support network is stable and healthy you can turn trauma into growth otherwise growing turns into trauma

[@michaelwesten4624]

wow, congrats, you can remember a line from the video. your brain still works.

[@TasteMyLead-zd4ie]

1000th like

[@KnightNinja277]

He's not wrong you know!

[@hopsinltu8655]

3:00 I feel like the reason these people accept the offer to go to the "secret beach" is because they feel a sense of being exceptional, and also a private beach? Come on, who wouldn't say no to that.

[@brieoshiro]

I hate the beach so this never would have happened to me lol

[@Crappy9922]

@@brieoshiro Right, if one hated beaches then you probably wouldn’t have been in the seaside resort in the first place to even be given the offer… True survivors go to the desert that makes you young 🫡

[@elvisjr1]

“Sounds so vegan” is my favourite high boi quote and I will be dropping it into casual conversation from now on.

[@Isaac_Ealey]

It's not exactly new.

[@CloverRayzor]

7:56 bro‘s search history

[@timbartschwolfman]

It's funny

[@Dustin_Probably]

W ball hair

[@itchygonads]

Is bare with me or bear with me

[@kuroocessybaka]

ok but what is that song that goes nanananana na naaa

[@Axolotl-f9e]

3 one so realatable

[@Rin_Chawngthu]

I was alone during covid and had no one to talk to much. So i spent most of my time on yt and other apps, basically on my phone 24x7. And i listened to you narrating these movie recaps..and i was in love. Weird but it was there. Just adding this because i didn't want to go without saying it atleast once

[@Dung30n]

Please don't go. There is still so much to do and experience, even if it hurts sometimes. You are not alone. Sending a huge bear hug your way.

[@justincase5002]

I don't know where you are planning to go, but I'm sure there will be more High Boi explaining videos in the future

[@Patsche-Hand]

„mid-size sedan freaks out and turns into large exotic supercar” 3:58 had me dying 😭😭

[@CrusadingKoala]

The cave scene with the breaking back scared me so hard when I watched the movie 🦴🦴🪨

[@SeSmokki]

I saw this movie in the theatres when it came out. That bone breaking scene was the only part where I had to close my eyes.

[@spotlessmind9263]

Tbh if a kid grew into an adult on a beach, he would be tanned chocolate. But the movie was shallow af to not warrant any deep thought

[@WandenWaffler]

"Woman getting naked" HELL YEAH 😂

[@Fngoomba]

Legit been rewatching all your videos cus I’ve been hella bored lately, thank god you uploaded a new one cus I was almost out.

[@MisterKeerbo]

pov high boi calculating maddoxs age: "ive never been more passionate about anything else in my life"

[@obiejerusalem8587]

I cannot explain how much joy I feel when High Boi posts a new video. Thank you.

[@mushman01]

her son looking like an "auschwitz survivor" is CRAZY 💀💀

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Not that crazy, people just too sensitive these days so it can seem crazy

[@thethinker-rg4ij]

8:14 To answer that question in short terms, they would be in the period window for a little over a minute, followed by 3 and a half minutes of rest time. Long explanation, if an hour in movie equals a year of aging, then an hour in movie is 8760 hours in real time, using that logic 1 second is 8760 seconds. Divide the amount of seconds in a day - 86,400 - by 8760, you get 9.8630136986, which, for convenience, rounds to 10 seconds. It takes 10 seconds to age 1 day, so it takes 70 seconds to age a week (approximate period window) and 210 second (approximate out of period window) to age the rest, so they would be in the period window for a little over a minute, followed by 3 and a half minutes of rest time.

[@alxiiii]

I don’t even care if this makes sense or not, the dedication is amazing

[@sumbitch3rdgen]

One hour in this movie equals 2 years of aging

[@tophat6]

short terms?

[@SnackAttak]

​@tophat6 70 seconds on, 210 seconds off

[@thethinker-rg4ij]

@@SnackAttak short answer but yes

[@Mr.ColdFront]

5:11 Down bad I see, Boi.

[@oceancharge6859]

Thank you for watching all the movies I either don’t or won’t. And also summarizing them in such an amazing form, you legend.

[@s0me0ne123]

2:55 “occasionally vibrating wife” is crazy 💀

[@TheDapperDodge]

the full size minivan jokes are top teir

[@OR56]

"Subcompact SUV" "15 passenger panel van" "Large exotic supercar" the constantly changing names for the black rapper guy are hilarious

[@collmander1277]

Im not kidding i checked an hour ago if u posted and just saw it now u made my day

[@sinjinreed2091]

7:55 - The Google search history is an underrated joke

[@charetjc]

i died xD

[@butterandbreadsticks]

congrats on 100 vids high hoi🎉🎉🎉

[@JSKB-h6n]

8:04 the sand is actually the dead cells of everyone who's been to the beach

[@giguphyjnr4375]

Dude legit did more maths than I did today to find out if he can legally hit on someone 🤣

[@serbianjem_rogale358]

Hated the dumbass decisions in this movie, thank you for making shortening it :D

[@lisalisa-x9x]

@serbianjem-rogale358 it’s understandable to hate dumbass characters but at the same time they are what drives the movie on sometimes p.s if your looking for a movie with smart characters check up on the thing and your next

[@gabrielduran3305]

@@lisalisa-x9xbro don’t defend a shit movie. if they characters were smart the movie would still be a pile of shit it would jsut be shiny

[@noahhebel9107]

Ein 10 von 10 Video. Ich erhoffe mir mehr dieser vorzüglichen Videos. Vielen Dank

[@FractalParadox]

"and their daughter is f*kin Jailbait" _vietnam flashbacks from early internet_

[@hitavi4965]

High boi reciting the beach that makes you old word for word by heart has to be the most high boi shit I've ever seen

[@Papayhes]

This guy deserves 10mil subs, underrated channel

[@bhirawamaylana466]

7:00 well that turn 0 to 100 quickly

[@michaelquinteros3626]

Yep

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

"Occasionally vibrating wife" is such a wild way to phrase that ahaha

[@myithspa25]

0:40 that’s not a secret language, that’s basically just a cipher.

[@KimboKG14]

15:27 fair enough

[@MooRatsThomas]

Brother pulled out every piece of math skills for the video. HELL YEAH MAN LOVE THIS MAN

[@yanozera]

can't wait for the pregnant girl part

[@Glorkenborp]

Wait what 💀

[@makinnir]

this is a sentence i hope to never hear again

[@djukic60]

fym by that

[@TomGibson.]

Hey everyone, keep an eye on this guy

[@Ath3na-yr8tm]

Sir, ayo?🤨📸

[@crazycookie4645]

Yeah.....no one ever thinks about the period thing. Then again, I didn't really expect a movie directed by a dude to address that sorta thing. These women would immediately start gushing blood nonstop before rapid menopause sets in.

[@BrandonPritchett-j3s]

"Passive observer" killed me.

[@tylernorton-wilkes2215]

Laughed at the first "beach that makes you old", was even funnier when the near whole memes played

[@brandongamingtv7545]

12:00 ...and this was the scene that gave me the fear of rusted stuff. I didnt want to end up like him...

[@mrheisenberg83]

New High Boi video? I'm a simple man. I see High Boi uploading, I click.

[@Dripiestfish]

5:26 thats me

[@iiasslouii3274]

Bro, I recently just stumbled across your channel, and watching this while 🍃 is even better 🤙🏾

[@lucassantos4136]

the bit about the different cars and sizes just cracked me up so much, i cant bro

[@JacksonHoltman]

what's decorum? btw.

[@EL3CTR0LYTE]

High Boi was so down bad for Maddox he became Clean Dude just to do calculations with a clear head

[@danh7647]

Fantastic video as always brother! I caught that vg / wildcat inflatable man easter egg

[@just-k3739]

Where a woman is getting nake- HELL YHA! 0:48

[@Bread20349]

0:46

[@quorn23]

Fell asleep during the movie, like pretty much with any of his movies, never knew and cared enough to find out, but high boy is the perfect way to find out.

[@leon.brocki]

The scene of the instagram addict girl snapping and healing her bones nearly made me throw up in cinema when I watched this

[@JazzyTheGreat28]

My cheeks have been clenched waiting for a new vid, now they have released!! 🙏🏽

[@MariaAntona279]

8:14 I was just thinking about this!

[@duckybbx]

"midsize sedan" "large exotic supercar" "regular size economy hatchback" the way he keeps switching them is hilarious

[@Leventmaster]

7:46 HE SAID THE NAME OF THE GAME

[@mrcrafter37]

Dead Cells fans when they find out what the outer layer of their skin is made out of :

[@somewhatstraight]

high boi never fails to make me sleepy (genuinely though thank you so fuckin much for the needed background noise to help me sleep)

[@Nat0521]

“He tells her to leave Mr. Sedan alone to relax on his vacation.” This is some quality content right here

[@Acromata]

As an epileptic, "occasioanlly vibrating wife" is the funniest thing i've ever heard

[@CaliRuehls]

"subcompact SUV" KILLED ME

[@OnlyAtJaMart]

“Welcome to Old” I am having that put on my next birthday cake

[@TheFiniteSillyGuy]

I didn't realize that "the beach that makes you old" isn't just a meme, but an entire movie plot until watching this video

[@Money_Boy_Dc]

3:48 'Ausschwitz surviver' hell naw 💀💀💀

[@Wizzpisser]

Been subscribed since 8k, good job!

[@GoldenNarakos]

0:15 Truee😂 why does she look like she's in pain and on steroids at the same time

[@sirsouping]

love it when you upload a new vid

[@rowanwall-m8m]

congrats on your 100th video anotha banga from high boiiiiiiiiiiiii😎😎

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

Say what you will "midsized sedan" is a stellar artist name.

[@joshnstine748]

12:05 "The hunchback of Instagram" 🤣 😂🤣😆 Dumb shit like that is exactly why I watch your videos!

[@beanburrito2871]

6:50 when chimpanzees

[@Leenlvr]

The subtitles saved me in class when I have no air pods keep it up🙏🙏

[@Alone-SF]

The general idea of this movie is good horror, I mean growing old is one of the core fears of almost every human on the planet goes through at some point. If only we could've seen humans go through it instead of few planks of wood on a beach. Anyway, I did like the breaking bones scene, genuinely unsettling to look at, and the twist wasn't all that bad. Made sense to me. Overall a definitely *not* good movie. Completely forgot the goat Mid-Sized Sedan until you mentioned it, a terrifically funny moment.

[@Hadez_-]

Imagine using the Iron Maiden as a torture device even though every single one of my history teachers never stop talking about how it wasn’t used back then and was just a scare prop

[@mcbiggyy]

daddy has blessed us with an upload

[@wertylegends4314]

The one time high boi decides to do math. At least it was important

[@SomeGuyOnYT2]

is nobody going to talk about High Boi's search history at 7:55

[@iknowurip8151]

2:45 Is there a lore reason r/BatmanArkhan invaded High boi? is he stupid?

[@mainaverse]

Calling a person who has seizures a vibrating person is incredibly hilarious

[@RXL_offic]

"Mid size sedan turns into large size exotic supercar" best line 😂

[@K3l1AN72]

2:57 occasionally vibrating had me dead

[@yuiopfgaming]

damn bro those calculations be wilding (i love it)

[@Teemaxed]

00:01 Family vacation at a beach resort with mysterious illness foreshadowed. 01:23 A group goes to a secret beach and mysteriously starts aging. 02:48 Confusion and suspicion grow as strange events unfold 04:06 Group experiences memory loss and strange occurrences in the canyon 05:26 Therapist emphasizes need for safe space 06:42 The beach causes rapid aging, leading to various theories and solutions 08:05 Inconsistent movie logic and extreme events lead to chaos. 09:17 People were manipulated to come to the resort and were being killed off. 10:31 Characters' health issues and infidelity revelation 11:48 Kids face dangerous challenges on the island 13:08 Exploring coral for protection against aging rocks 14:23 Experimental success and failures

[@GhoulishCard1319]

2:16 the way he just breaks down laughing 😂 but tbh wtf kinda name is that anyway

[@jaxonmcalley]

I understand the "it sounds so vegan." Lmao

[@ordenax]

1. Jaren wanted someone else to try and swim, cause he was scared. Then later, he mustered his courage to try and leave when things were definitely getting worse. 2. I can understand a person can walk bavk under immense Headache or Mirgaine. I have Migraine, I know where I would rather be when one hits me. Climbing rocks, Swimming in the ocean or Just walking.

[@martysmaps7411]

High boi, for years I've watched you and just today I got my first high. I made sure to watch this video while first time high. Writing this post high

[@cxrbo]

Bro this guys movie reviews is my favorite thing ever

[@lorenzos7838]

I think I would prefer this over the actual movie. Thank you for your service

[@BabyGirlNumber5]

Im not even half way through the episode yet and already gotta say, that this is the funniest video you ever made

[@thebfiaid957]

Just me or would High Boi explaining The Accountant would just be amazing!!

[@Potable_scent]

It's funny how no one really cares about how the food is the only thing not affected by the rapid aging

[@ArshmanIrfan-wu7yb]

The Nicknames For Mid-size Sedan Are The Best Thing About The Video Lol

[@_Halal_]

"married to a guy named guy" i bet even high boi doesnt understand how genius this line was 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

[@ComicalCoconutOfficial]

4:54 bro really did the math😂😂 that's crazy

[@hanimations4815]

High Boi's search history: cheese, 50 shades of cheese, is red pee normal, what's that song that goes nanananana na naaa, is it bare with me or bear with me, can i dye my nutsack hair