Omarosa Reveals Trump's Secret Staff Nicknames

Cue the Tapes of Wrath! As Omarosa's press tour continues, she discloses some of the nasty nicknames Trump privately gives to his staff.
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[@akhilsingh7011]

A sitting president calling a civilian a 'dog'... What a time to be alive Edit: For everyone who stood up to Andrew Anglin, you all have shown that those of his ilk are in an infinitesimal minority. You have re-ignited my belief that if this is a culture war, the side which seeks to segregate us is set up to lose phenomenally. I can't physically show you my gratitude for that revelation, but know this, you all will be revered through the pages of history. Have a nice life, everyone.

[@andrewanglin9427]

Akhil Singh stay in your country and remember to Poo in the loo

[@MissTiffanyGalore]

Correction: calling civilians a ‘dog’ repeatedly

[@TawdryTempest]

Just terrible. What an example...

[@tarielkaroldan4106]

Akhil Singh yeah when a sitting American president calls African countries 'shitholes' there's no longer a bar, it is so low the subway goes over it

[@John_C_J]

Andrew Anglin I got to appreciate you for making a insult in Hindi. Are Russian trolls outsourcing to India now?

[@kimjongfun5427]

Breaking News: Omarosa claims Trump is a racist. Another Breaking News: The sky is blue and water is wet.

[@PCline84118]

Sorry Kim Jong Fun, the sky may look blue but water is definitely NOT wet....

[@diegosilerio4554]

Kim Jong Fun *MIND BLOWN*

[@Ollie.with.a.G]

Kim Jong Fun haven’t you see that water isn’t actually wet

[@poxyclypse]

Wind makes my hair move! There are bones in my legs! My mouth is full of teeth! Pi is exactly 3!

[@susanduquette477]

Kim Jong Fun sour grapes😉

[@stevie68a]

I met Stephen Colbert in Central Park where they were making a commercial having him drawn by a portrait artist, (me). His star was already rising about 7 years ago. I just want to say that he was very nice, and not like some celebrities who are nasty off screen. With Colbert, what you see is what you get. I'm glad he's a success.

[@MeredithAnne88]

stevie68a great story! I hope I can meet him someday and thank him. It's gratifying to see one of the good guys do well.

[@annetteduval4289]

Of course knew about the Emails . They were love letter s Donny sent Roger Stone declaring a urgecy to be nominated As a whistleblower

[@dawgzofwar6674]

Well I don't know about any of that but I do know this is a real nerd I mean his Tolkien knowledge is extensive... Nerds everywhere like myself really appreciate that

[@Jackkenway]

"When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give him a job at the White House." It describes Trump perfectly!

[@leanie9660]

Jack Kenway ...is he actually trying to look like a sensitive guy here ? This is more proof that he hired losers !! On purpose !!!

[@mosesocean7391]

he describes himself perfectly....

[@LittleBlueOwl318]

Trump is the one who needs to be FIRED LIKE A DOG!!!!

[@hazukichanx408]

Trump to her face: "You're being fired? I did not know this. This isn't anything I've heard about. Goddamn, they're firing you, huh? I won't love to see you go." Trump on twitter: "Crazed, crying lowlife. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!" ...I'm sensing a discrepancy in the Total Ass Pulls department here. Lying consistently is such hard work, eh Drumpf? =_= Besides which, I don't recall her crying the slightest bit, anywhere on that recording. If he's going to do the whole "Women are hysterical" schtick as a bonus ass pull, maybe don't be so obviously wrong about it?

[@jazzyjaz9108]

He doesn't have that word in his vocabulary along with many .... many ... many other words.

[@magickmoi1261]

Ha! 👏😆

[@karencarty6530]

many many many many

[@pamalojo]

He only has the best words. 😄

[@soulman1949]

And his vocabulary is yuuuuuge - the yugest of any president ever. So yuuuuuuuge that it's the yuuuuugest in history.

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

This is a lie! Jazzy Jay is a lying dog! " I have the best words!" "only the best!" XD

[@c.l.freeman7654]

Why does Trump tweet that Mark Burnett called him to say no tapes?? Wouldn’t he know?

[@bringthepayne7561]

Comrade Trump I just screamed this same question at my tv!!!!

[@mainemceachern1521]

Trump’s not known for the efficacy of his mind, and likely said the word enough times to have forgotten where and when and whether he was on air ...

[@maryanneslater9675]

Yeah, if he never said the word, then Mark Burnett didn't have to call to say that there are no tapes of him saying it.

[@treylem3]

Comrade Trump YES! EXACTLY!

[@washinours]

I'm currently living in a pretty small town in Spain, where at best people struggle with English, on average don't know a word. I threw a joke last week "what the worst part of Russia? ... The white house." Every. body. got. it. Sorry guys you're internationally screwed. EDIT ; I don't find it funny either.

[@amuletk]

Pierre Demet Love Spain. Glad you are thinking about us here.

[@brindakalmada8966]

Pierre Demet I agree.

[@eljanrimsa5843]

Perhaps they are aware that the seat of the Russian government in Moscow is called the White House.

[@Jerrymc1975]

I’m American and I agree with you. Our President is such a disgrace

[@susanduquette477]

Pierre Demet It’s funny a good joke,just like the president.

[@chocOneOOne]

Calls his Education Secretary Ditzy Devos...not only is this funny and ironically true, but it directly contradicts his statement that he hires the best people, which I think he knows isn't true and doesn't really care.

[@chrissiek8706]

Ryan we should commemorate this instance as one of those times, when POTUS Spanky was NOT lying - Betsy is ditzy indeed 🤷‍♀️

[@katymaloney]

He does it to intimidate his opponents. She was probably an easy target at this point, people disapproved so much that he turned on his pick, because he's that kind of man: expecting loyalty when he literally has none for anyone other than himself. And she's a woman, so... Say what you will about Omorosa in the past, I kinda dig this whistle blower, "I've had enough of this shit" Omorosa....! It takes serious cojones to go after the POTUS, especially this corrupt of a POTUS...! Cojones that many before her didn't have, like Sean Spicer. He's shaking in his shorts so much that his balls probably shrinked to the size of M&Ms....

[@Chunkboi]

Kate Malone I think we’re past intimidation.

[@JohnJohnson-jj6rh]

Use of "dog" is a silly insult. Dogs are loyal and friendly and can often be very depended upon.

[@KakeKittyStyle]

That's why he doesn't like them. He has no concept of loyalty, friendship and love. He doesn't value those things and might actually be offended if someone ever saw these traits in him.

[@Valentinathevamp]

John Johnson. He’s a twat. He knows not what he does because he’s a twat.

[@tomn1173]

Colbert will never run out of Trump material.

[@sirnutsofdeez7691]

Tom N that's what keeps his shitty ratings up.

[@rowanwalch5284]

Sir Nuts Of Deez or his amazing interview with nicki minaj

[@JacquesLapeyre]

"... Shitty rating... up." What?

[@dhanasuppiah1304]

Sir Nuts Of Deez Shitty ratings?? Bitchy .....

[@timothymccaskey4362]

Tom N: Trump's gaffes, boners, stupid quips, moronic observations, childish antics, psychopathic rants........ what was my point again?

[@shotjohnny]

"Somewhere in Washington Robert Mueller is yelling... 'Uh, SPOILER ALERT!" 😂😂😂

[@NewMessage]

"Is there a special room where he says this?" Whichever one he's in.

[@X-Factor-22]

Omarosa’s book should be called “The Obvious”😂

[@SuperMegaSammy]

NICE!!LOL

[@X-Factor-22]

Samuel Colon 😂👍

[@Blunderful19]

Hell hath no fury like a man-baby scorned.

[@BartAlder]

I didn't think the word 'vocabulary' was in Trump's vocabulary.

[@lisab9541]

Bart Alder 5 syllables!

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

I'm surprised too. I know sometimes Sean Insanity and Stephen moronic often write his tweets for him but those guys are idiots too lol.

[@jaylh2001]

It only took him 70 years to learn

[@DeborahLagutaris]

Generally when he speaks the words are one or two syllable. He said "beautiful chocolate cake" once. The word "excoriate" was in a tweet. I know damn well he doesn't know that word.

[@t.andrus6196]

Hmm. A billionaire businessman is dumb because he doesn't care about PC. Yeah because a millionaire idiot can totally just turn into a Billionaire. Yeah he's a jerk. But he does business. Unemployment is down, He stopped a war with Kim Jong Un. But yeah he stupid dumb. 😂😂😂

[@ntl5983]

I'm surprised Trump has the word vocabulary in his vocabulary.

[@KakeKittyStyle]

Dude, that doesn't mean he can pronounce or spell the word vocabulary.

[@larapalma3744]

🤣

[@b.parker1740]

Trump Now: "Good thing Kelly fired that dog!" Trump Then: "I'm firing you? Kelly? Goddamn it! I don't love it!" Bull. Shit.

[@aaronrosner8446]

AMEN

[@josuer2208]

SAME!!!

[@richardcurry9236]

I admire Stephen immensely.

[@nelo4real]

Me too 🙂

[@matpsycic]

That and I totally agree with your username. In fact I’ll add Omarosa to that.

[@vincentvisconi4001]

..said nobody ever

[@somegreatbloke]

...said the libtard soy boy.

[@andromedaiscoming185]

somegreatbloke lol soy boy. You guys are cancer

[@1pimpnic]

He didn't say it. If he did say it, he didn't mean it. If he did mean it, you don't understand what he meant by it.

[@maryleedeferrari7020]

Gaslighting at it's finest . . .

[@illyest23]

Stephen Colbert will never lose my respect for how he has gone after trump on a nightly basis. You have my viewership for life sir. Btw my name is just a play on words before ppl say anything.

[@Rocketman1292]

Trump's nicknames for everyone: Hillary Clinton - Crooked Hillary Ted Cruz - Lying Ted Jeff Sessions - Mr. Magoo Kim Jong Un - Little Rocket Man Ivanka Trump - If she wasn't my daugther Donald Trump Jr. - Little Donnie Eric Trump - Who are you?

[@dyan785]

Rocketman1292 and now we have Omarosa as the wacky dog

[@Rocketman1292]

Dyan Oh man, I was gonna include her too! Thanks for reminding me.

[@FutureChaosTV]

"Who are you" hahahahahha :-))))

[@Tijjain]

Rocketman1292 Does anyone know his nick-name for Bernie Sanders?

[@Herehear49]

A few of us have some nicknames for Trump too and unlike the people he tagged with one, he deserves everyone of them and more. And let's not forget that he calls you what HE actually is and does. His own flawed self is his only source of reference.

[@Logan_Baron]

2 things. If you've never said the N-word, then you don't need someone else to tell you that you didn't say it, or that there are no tapes of you saying it. For example, I can just come out and say that I've never stolen from anyone. I don't need someone to call me and tell me that there are no tapes of me stealing money from someone, because I know there couldn't be as I never have. Second, Omarosa supposedly heard him say that during celebrity apprentice, yet still attached herself to him.

[@dyan785]

Larry Berry I believe without a single doubt that he said the n-word but even if we didn't we have quite enough evidence from everything he has been proven to say and do to conclude that he is a psychotic demon

[@grandwonder5858]

I know a black man who constantly complains about how openly racist his boss is, but he still works for him! And the thing is the racist boss doesn't want to get rid of him since he has worked with the company for 24 years and knows the ins and outs of the business and it would take him too long to train someone else! And the black man thinks he is too old to start a new career at his age and he loves doing what he does minus putting up with his boss's racist remarks and attitude.

[@joannajamerson35]

A POTUS should not be talking like that

[@yahwehsgirl4084]

Joanna deymonaz the president shouldnt, but this is a fake president.

[@lisab9541]

TheChiller007 exactly

[@cliffishot2def]

Salkafar lol when you say harsh you do mean kinda Trumpish right?

[@Super-wx6br]

Joanna deymonaz Why not? Please tell me what talking like that has to do with Presidency?

[@Super-wx6br]

Lana Thats a highly hypocritical comment if ive ever seen one

[@NigelJ]

"This has everything to do with the president calling out someone's lack of integrity," yet this is nothing new about Omarosa, and he hired her anyway. This clusterfuck just gets worse with each passing day...

[@danielmarciano9937]

Stephen is on fire lately..."You don't have to pay a dog to pee.." HA!

[@azurebalmung4520]

"He tells it like it is" is what I heard alot of people voting for Trump claim, and yet I've yet to see any human being tell it LESS like it is than Trump.

[@jayzenitram9621]

Penn Jillette, whose honesty is unquestionable, said that the tapes exist and that he was in the room when the epithet was spoken.

[@glennbarrera8353]

Tomorrow is going to be good!

[@kjamison5951]

Jay Zenitram The fact that Burnett said “no tapes exist” doesn’t rule out trump’s use of the n-word. They may have existed at one point in time but have since been erased or destroyed. Or they may still exist but are currently in a secret stash - until Burnett needs a favour from trump.

[@mortalclown3812]

Filthy Frank which separates him from most other entertainers. 🤗 (And I am one)

[@couragekarnga8735]

Who's Penn Julette again?

[@boondocksdragon8959]

Jay Zenitram Yeah, this entire credibility question with Omarosa is really beside the point when her claims so far have been things we all expected and/or knew already.

[@wgjung1]

Old white guy from Queens who has never said the N word. ...Mmmmh... right....

[@lindaleelaw5277]

juan gomez Hahahah. no kidding !,

[@jackieroberts1489]

whose father was a knight of the KKK , he was raised with that word Fred Trump/KKK/NYC look it up , it is documented

[@viking8311]

I believe the president more than Omarossa.

[@petegromov9037]

"White"? Have you actually SEEN Trump?

[@sydney4911]

Really? You believe him over her? Why? She probably has boxes of tapes and we've only heard a couple of them. If Omarosa is smart she will release everything she has before the Trump cabal finds a way to put a lid on them and keep them from the public hearing what is actually on them.

[@kimberlys8422]

But.... he's the least racist person you'll ever meet. LOL

[@viking8311]

Silly woman, He isn’t racist. Compared to people like Bill Maher and the DNC.

[@throatwobblermangrove4597]

Yup, and it's so strange that personality cults form around people with such repulsive personalities.

[@CCCC-rw9hx]

President Palpatine compared to Mother Theresa drumpf is Satan. So what did that prove?....nothing. Stop this but what aboutism. Nobody is saying he is the ONLY racist in America....but he is a racist and the fact that the president is a racist is abhorrent to most Americans.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Mmhmm, and I'm a duck with green feathers and orange eyes.

[@hnk2227]

President Palpaloser - If the DNC used the N word then MAGAts would be lined up around the block to vote for them.

[@ellechrista6067]

Huckasands says Uhhh, Uhhhh, Uhhhh, a lot! Could she be lying? Absolutely!!!!!

[@lumen8341]

Trump has the integrity of a wet cardboard box.

[@charlestredway8253]

Mandy C. Please for the sake of the card board box's integrity, don't compare him to Trump. I will have more trust in that wet card board box.

[@barbjohnston2345]

Mandy C. That is so unfair to a cardboard box, don’t be so mean.

[@johnny_eth]

To Orion Fells... savior ? Ahahahah. No sir, the savior of our once great nation is Robert Muller. Omarosa is just another duck in the Trump pond. like Manafort, Flynn, Cohen and others. I'm binging on pop corn, thinking that all this shirt show is nothing more than a bad adaptation of House of Cards.

[@MeredithAnne88]

Isn't that an insult to cardboard boxes?

[@LambieSamba]

Wet paper bag!

[@psammiad]

Nice that Huckasleaze admits she can't guarantee anything where Trump is concerned.

[@elmobasher]

Don’t underestimate this lady

[@thomasdidymus1393]

Windy | she is infinitely smarter than Trump😂. Trump is such low IQ guy😂🤣

[@alex5781]

Unfortunately it appears many are doing the polar opposite, and granting her complete and undeserving credibility.

[@trichardson319]

Touché. The dog peeing comment. Omg!! And the derogatory name of DT JR at the end. Good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victoriaballard7354]

trump calling out someone's lack of integrity?? really? and using huck-sands to tell us that?

[@dorenemcmahonhardy5484]

Trump claims to have a Vocabulary 🤣.

[@shadowcat1606]

Dorene McMahon Hardy he DOES have a vocabulary ... he just happens to share it with a 5 year old ...

[@iamsteezze]

i'd be mad if my parents named me Donald Trump, let alone Donald Trump Junior

[@TheOrientalNightFish]

And yet in a recording he says he isn't happy about her being fired at all... His tweets reveal how two faced he is.

[@sarahabiyah5271]

I can only imagine there are many more books to come. Melania better takes the movie deal before Ivanka beats her to it😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I would definitely watch that movie on lifetime

[@niklazz7037]

Apprentice Producer: "No Sir there is not such tape of you saying the N word, we couldn't find any"..... Trump: " Ohhh ok, thank you now I can lie with confidence" 1 week into future: audio tape of Trump comes out saying the N word! /// Don't think anyone would be surprised!!!

[@jamessandy5873]

“No sir Mr. President, I can assure you that the tape of you using the n word on the set of The Apprentice has been destroyed and no longer exists.”

[@kamaurahamukti5919]

OMG - 'dogs you don't have to pay to watch them pee" 😂😂😂

[@gwen3010]

The question is who didn't tape trump???

[@frankzappa9930]

Tired of the crap coming out of the WH? Show your voice - vote the mid-terms!

[@AngryKittens]

Ditzy DeVoss. And she got assigned to Education. Only the best people!

[@nemesisnibiru8367]

That's right, only the BEST 😁 Be Best

[@martykustra9792]

NEMESIS NIBIRU83 Betsy DeVoss needs to be EDUCATED cause she is one dumb DITZ . Be best is not proper English.

[@kathleenkrug-byle1199]

Angry Kittens yes. Since woman are incompetent, according to tRump, might as well have a self fulfilling prophecy. LMAO.

[@NoseyNana]

DeVoss & Trump both had/have private servers with Putin's/Russia's Alfa Bank (per Slate) No big surprise when "Ditzy" got an appointment

[@aperscimus]

Angry Kittens what are you even talking about he got an urban person for Housing and Urban Development didn't he?

[@TurbidTG1]

Old white guy who is like Archie Bunker from Queens has never said the n word, sureeee

[@captaintexican5993]

Turbid TG1 Don't insult Archie Bunker. He had his ignorances but he treated people fair and he took time to learn.

[@Chunkboi]

Oh come on...every kid in English Literature class who’s had to read Huckleberry Finn out loud in class has had to say the n-word. As George Carlin said, it’s the context that matters.

[@CButtonshaw]

and not to forget Trump's daddy had ties to KKK also ...

[@stevenhorton902]

Turbid TG1 ORANGE IS THE NEW WHITE

[@ComicallyUnstable]

Chunkboi did you just quote a white man about when it’s appropriate to say a racial slur? So I guess you and George Carlin can tell me what is and isn’t racist also? Even though you’ve never had brown skin a day in your life.

[@xy6845]

Everyday i ask myself can it get any more surreal still, and everyday it gets more surreal still.

[@zoerobinson8781]

It got even worse 😂

[@behighfill72]

Fired like a dog... is that actually an expression? Who fires dogs?? Another wtf moment in the administration i guess.

[@duhwolfismybytch983]

He called his own son Donald trump jr... what a horrible president ..

[@ebonywhite1388]

Huckasands 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Duraludon884]

4:27 Is she laughing? At her own joke?!? I can't believe these people work for the most powerful government in the world.

[@myself047]

Just a little thought, What Would Happen If Twitter Shut Down For A Month???

[@moonlit6311]

Ayan Ray Baruah That would be amazing!!! 🐦❌👍

[@anonymouse9355]

Ayan Ray Baruah the world would be a better place

[@FutureChaosTV]

Trump wouldn't sleep for a month and die of an overdose of cheeseburgers.

[@yahoozaify]

FutureChaosTV worth a try.

[@ameliecarre4783]

Ayan Ray Baruah Trump would go on Facebook.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

I'm sorry Omarosa; I know you aren't exactly famous for your truthfulness, but when it comes to what you're telling about trump I have a hard time disbelieving you.

[@javiruiz4405]

camelshit ummm she has prove of everything!

[@kevlow9494]

Javi Ruiz camelshit agrees ;) He doesn't disbelieve her.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Kev Low That's about right, only that I'm not a he ;)

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Rasmus Finn They're more alike than any of them will care to admit; both using the other. They definitely deserve each other, yep.

[@heatherm2140]

Rasmus Finn I think Omarosa is several steps better, actually.... after all, how many porn stars has *she* paid to keep quiet?

[@JustAGuyProduction]

None of his supporters would be upset if Trump used the n word.

[@machetecockatoo6549]

LOL ...goobers. I like it. Haven't heard that word in a long time. :)

[@vracerv]

Why is Sarah smiling?

[@javiruiz4405]

Ignacio Guerrero I think her eyes are to close together

[@johnmeyers6703]

Javi Ruiz, lazy eye

[@ispearedbritney]

0_o

[@neilm2794]

She's a scumbag who enjoys lying to people; that's why Trump keeps her

[@kpaterson9717]

She's lying, she does it every time, an inane grin, patronising the press, it's disgusting

[@ace-lo1nq]

How did this guy get in office?!. Was this the best we can come up with?!.

[@Chunkboi]

ace 1 we had a choice between a frequently demonized woman with experience and competence who had been accused and exonerated time after time, and a steaming pile of Trump with empty promises of success, and other promises which, if kept, would harm our country. Throw in some Russian bot farms to sway the undecided voters the wrong way with a psychological attack campaign, voter apathy, and GOP gerrymandering, and the result is a criminal in the White House.

[@Magnetron33]

Sadly, It was a terrible accident, combined with a voting system an 11 year old hacked in 10 minutes a couple of days ago PAPER BALLOTS ONLY!

[@Chunkboi]

Woke-ye West okay, do you have proof of any of that? (And don’t tell me to “look it up” because the burden of proof is on you.) Because I paid attention during the campaign. During the debates Trump couldn’t make a coherent sentence, let alone a coherent policy. I believe CSPAN has those debates on KZbin. Nobody here except you made mention of “a right-wing conspiracy” or “omg a bunch of racists out of nowhere.” Hillary stood every chance of beating Trump but for Russian interference, voter suppression, Clinton’s poor campaign strategy, and GOP gerrymandering.

[@NoName-rg3np]

Colbert, you should report on that bus of innocent kids our country just dropped a bomb on...

[@steveclapper5424]

The bestest people and the smartest people right up until they aren't.

[@charlieni645]

Trump tweeted about Bill Maher? Man, his show must be doing something right.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

A Cool Million Orange Sphincter.

[@chrismorrison8551]

He even tried to bring Bill Maher to court for $1 million that Maher promised him if he could produce his birth certificate and prove that he wasn't born from an Orangutan.

[@CloudsGirl7]

"Fired like a dog", he said. Funny.

[@bhoney1988]

Chris Morrison great moment for trump. Lol

[@shaunbarbee2087]

Trump tried to sue Bill Maher for saying that one of his parents were an orangutan

[@hamishgaffaney5323]

You know I think the President might not be a dog person, or even a person

[@KingOfMadCows]

"Unhinged" is also the title of a book describing what Stephen Miller does with his jaws before swallowing puppies and baby seals alive for his breakfast.

[@chrissiek8706]

KingOfMadCows and babies, for brunch

[@omarosemoon1005]

Perfect comment

[@waltzthroughlife]

aah, the fabled notion that trump has integrity-

[@sandraspengler4740]

Ditzy de Vos🤣

[@sukhmanikaur8899]

He went easy on DeVos. Too easy. "Know Nothing DeVoss" is more accurate.

[@tavonbrown9237]

Wait I thought dogs had loyalty and integrity that's why they are considered man's best friend...

[@conflictofincest6629]

Looking sharp Stephen Nice suit

[@cathieludemann5879]

And tie!

[@Super-wx6br]

Conflict Of incest This is the best name ever

[@margorgogo]

Steven you are on fire! You made me laugh out loud this morning unfortunately it’s still true that we have an idiot in the White House. #TruthMatters #LaughOutLoud #Vote

[@erikhumleker1880]

Lol...shouldn't fire anyone who knows where all the bodies are buried. Bwahaha

[@VaucluseVanguard]

What Trump never says nugget? How does he order his meals then?

[@shyamsundarrajan2469]

I believe Trump when he says he doesn't have that word in his vocabulary. I am surprised he had the word vocabulary though

[@Sacchidanand]

Is that room - locker room?

[@chrissiek8706]

Sacchi more likely - Oval Office... Good lord, that place seen some stuff... If walls could talk... And you betcha, they can, especially after Russian "diplomats" visit 😉

[@maggierezac5820]

Sacchi, reference to their 'defense' of the Access Hollywood Tapes? "Just locker room talk'? Well played! Peace.

Nah, it was the Lincoln Slave Colosseum.

[@ArtWithSR]

Ondřej Vágner Or the Truman Cocaine Lounge knowing him

[@Kinggregory98]

Sacchi lol

[@AnisJerbi]

person that calls things as he sees them? what type of senseless excuse is that?!?!?

[@raymorin7726]

Integrity ha thats the biggest laugh this month trump has no integrity

[@cynthiakozikowski1765]

Colbert with his Hucka Sands. 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorenyoung791]

And T. rump with his Sucka Hands.

[@chrissiek8706]

Cynthia Kozikowski i liked that one time accidental "Suckabee" 😏

[@brianjoseph5084]

"Yes he had derogatory names for everbody. Some of them were really cruel. I hear he called this one guy Donald Trump Junior." 😂

[@sarysa]

It's official, Trump is a high school queen bee.

[@-blotches-3365]

Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah have the most on point Trump impersonations I have ever seen 😂😂

[@tiki_trash]

The literary equivalent of straight to video.

[@maryleedeferrari7020]

There are a lot of dogs living in the White House. We're paying a lot of money for a Dog House . . .

[@michaelramon2411]

"[I'm not a racist...] I hate everyone equally!" - Alucard

[@XX-gy7ue]

GO STEPHEN COLBERT ! FANTASTIC JOB !

[@schrotestthehero]

Trump is a fool

[@Walter-jv5kr]

Trump is a tool.

[@cheryltariq]

Jeff Schroeder ...and a mule!!!

[@diegosilerio4554]

Trump is a ghoul

[@zachfortier5695]

Trump is too cruel

[@chau5109]

Trump loves urine pools.

[@Octoberfurst]

"Ditsy Devos". Gotta say I love it.

[@aregup007]

I live 4 the day stupid twitter cancel his account... pod people everywhere

[@vlove562]

That last sentence. DAMNNNN. Colbert burning the house down! LOL

[@janinaleedelrio]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it is not fair I can not like this video more than once 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 Stephen Colbert you made my day every single time 🙏🏾🇨🇦🇵🇦

[@missmaritha4970]

OMAROSA AND TRUMP ARE JUST HILARIOUS .....

[@KittenUndercover]

Huckaschmuck uhhhhhh you will never work again after 2020...uhhhhhhhh

[@FidelisRaven]

Don't you worry about her, she'll find some "consulting" job, and maybe Trump hires her as a cell mate :D

[@chrissiek8706]

J M sad thing, that she won't need - that family stole enough to live comfortably for the rest of their days... Except she won't be able to dine out, probably ever 😏

[@somegreatbloke]

I'll collect all your liberal tears after the 2020 election to put out future wildfires. :]

[@KittenUndercover]

somegreatbloke Donny will not be winning any more elections dear. I don’t give a fuck who does win as long as it’s not him.

[@pcpowercpu]

JIM CARREY DREW THE BEST PICTURE OF HERRRRRR

[@javiruiz4405]

This reality show is amazing!!!!

[@alagbaranla]

He called one guy a derogatory name of Donald Trump Jr? Best line! Colbert is crazy funny

[@70s80s]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....Omarosa!

[@debbiegross3136]

This is one of my favorite monologues! 🤣😂😹

[@conorthepanicwrestlermctap9036]

posting before the RUSSIAN BOTS!

[@kpaterson9717]

They'll be here soon enough

[@MRTN13]

_throws dolly_

[@古徳龍次]

CONOR THE PANIC WRESTLER MCTAPPO

[@dmsdana4501]

Woke-ye West Wow, somebody discovered how to use the *bold font* ! Dial it down a notch, man.

[@TimeandMonotony]

Trump going after people for lacking integrity. My brain just melted.

[@mariavictor4324]

“Ditsy Devos “ is quite good tho 🙂

[@marialuisadiazbel2929]

Thank you Stephen- I am so lucky to be able to watch your shows on Danish TV. I love your wit and your intelligence. Love from Copenhagen.

[@susanduquette477]

How presidential,referring to people as dogs.Shameful.

[@lisab9541]

Susan Duquette dictators talk like that. That is Trump's play book.

[@susanduquette477]

Lisa B I know your right. I just can’t understand why anyone would have his back at this point.Wat has happened to the Republican Party?

[@2345doctor]

Our prime minister who i must say is another donald trump calls people donkeys. What is the world coming to. The worst of the mankind are now are leaders. Its a sign this world is going to end soon.

[@quiyinalvarado5247]

When the dust settles Netflix needs to do a series. Only a series could begin to help sort out what happened and the aftermath, maybe . Its all so bazaar and embarrassing.

[@javiergudino7184]

Bazaar? LOL

[@fernandachristensengama5245]

Great monologue. Love when you’re ironic. Brings the best on you. But I’m still waiting for your answer to Graham when he asked ‘Although the ratings of Trump in US are low why they aren’t zero? ‘ A very good and pertinent question, n’est pas?

[@anonymouse9355]

Fernanda Christensen Gama because unfortunately there are a lot of idiots, racists and greedy people in the US

[@Soymaid]

Since no one else has said it: a lot of bestsellers (e.g. Harry Potter) are 30-40% off upon release. It's a promotional tactic.

[@joshuaghozeil8061]

Equal oportunity destroyer?