Omega Mart Commercials

Some cursed grocery store commercials I directed for Meow Wolf’s immersive art experience "Omega Mart".
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VFX: Smearballs
Agency: Wieden Kennedy
Check out Ωmega Mart here! / omegamartusa
Meow wolf / meow__wolf
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[@baguetteboy5466]

they seem genuinely concerned with everyone's safety but just don't know how to make something safe

[@paleknight4099]

lol

[@yuriusutr7284]

We'll never be safe

[@senaykalaycoglu4397]

fr

[@usernametaken017]

"Nut free salted peanuts"

[@Everettalla]

Yeah

[@m09ri]

When life gives you lemons, make sure it’s not Omega Mart.

[@nickthequick0723]

@Mikeu... what's in store for you

[@theemperor-wh40k18]

@@nickthequick0723 !

[@higd3]

MAKE OMEGA MART TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

[@MorfsPrower]

Conquer ancient Rome from the safety of your cafeteria.

[@greyson_coley]

HIgd3 IM GONNA MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE OMEGA MART LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[@I_Stole_Your_Toast]

I'm in love with the idea of just pouring salt in trick or treaters' buckets.

[@edgyeggplant7426]

Either a trick or a treat

[@shinylugiagames270]

bro its not salt its literally nut free salted peanuts 😂

[@realphantam]

@@shinylugiagames270 Ik, why would it be just salt? That's crazy!

[@shinylugiagames270]

@@realphantam ikrr

[@realphantam]

Also, the kid who got my Glorbox loved it! He passed out! In fact, I passed out as well, it's that good!

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

“Nut free slated peanuts” just having salt pour out has to be one of my favorite jokes in these.

[@danmanproking2179]

The 100% salt message on the packaging is just the cherry on top, or should I say, the nutless salted peanut on top.

[@cebruthius]

$5,99 per gram is also the most expensive salt ever

[@rylandmalcolm3825]

It's like aliens opened a store but can't fully conceptualize the human condition so all their stuff looks disturbingly off

[@badtriceratops1867]

OMEGA MART IS REAL IVE BEEN THERE

[@mythicpineapple8052]

@@badtriceratops1867 Yes, it is real.

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Well, at least they know when to retract a product not suitable for our biology.

[@DarkDingo7]

Surprising you are incredibly close to the story the omega mart walk through experience tells

[@kimjongmill4445]

You perfectly described our current stage of consumerism!

[@irafoo]

This is my favorite type of horror. no blood, no cheap jumpscares. It’s just the atmosphere.

[@DaroachSimp]

same

[@irafoo]

@Julio Lopez idc tbh

[@SweetBabyD007]

yes thank you.

[@sourstrawberries4307]

Same!! Does anyone know where I can find more?

[@dragonboi6744]

This isn’t horror This is terror Horror is when you are temporally scared Terror is when you constantly fell un-nerved by the thing in question A good example of horror is five nights at fredies This is a good example of terror

[@susyamogius1101]

1:01 i love this little detail the lemon realizes that hes gonna get disposed of

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

They did such a good job making these look and sound vintage that I literally thought this was a thing that has been around for a while and I was unaware of it

[@davidthedeaf]

They didn’t have hand held scanners that looked like that until the 2000s.

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

@@davidthedeaf I see. But for real though, they did a really good job at making it seem like it's been around for a while.

[@rickr530]

@@momo-chanthegerbil6205 As a person who grew up with with analog video, VHS, standard definition, interlacing and scanlines, it looked annoyingly fake to me. It doesn't look authentic, it looks like a high definition video with the contrast turned down, the exposure blown out, maybe a softening filter applied, and a very unrealistic "random" horizontal artifact.

[@carlosguerrero1956]

@@rickr530 cool. Well I also grew up With vhs and it looked pretty damn good to me

[@viciousKev]

​@Rick R youre the comic book guy from the Simpsons, aren't you

[@cheetaro8657]

Imagine falling asleep in front of the Tv, then waking up several hours later at like 1AM and seeing any of these ads playing. It would feel like a real life horror movie.

[@LerpzZ]

Nah just the lemon one

[@toffoe]

Everything seems fine but not the lemon one

[@atlasfrog5730]

Imagine waking up to the pig in the new years ad lol *INTENSE BLOWING*

[@alanacidmyer]

I’d just assume I’m dreaming

[@castiel4953]

Imagine seeing this on the TV's of that scp ikea

[@meat-hook]

I'm telling you: don't buy their tampons.

[@sens0ry0verl0ard7]

Why, doesn't everybody love some wiggling from em?

[@dead4769]

@@sens0ry0verl0ard7 This is cursed

[@mistermoo7602]

The more blood they absorb, the bigger and more powerful they become.

[@saturnianrings3920]

Sucks the blood out of your entire body, will leave you a dried up husk. 7/10

[@lazzy0dog]

Nice one xD

[@wheelzwheela]

The voice actor is 100% accurate to early 90s. The writing (lame jokes) and music are perfect.

[@natepeace1737]

The videotape tracking lines are the icing on the cake to make this look like an authentic video from the eighties! Super entertaining work, well done!

[@ministryofwrongthink6962]

“you have no idea what’s in store for you” is unironically a brilliant tag line for a shopping center

[@robertbeauchamp4031]

But in this context it feels so ominous lol

[@jackofalltrades2688]

Yup

[@tanyagancheva9198]

And it's true

[@tanyagancheva9198]

@@robertbeauchamp4031 basically what I said

[@Wetbread127]

@@Ashley-hk6sz but this is kinda a museum

[@sundew3848]

This feels like a job for the SCP foundation.

[@aioctober873]

Stop fucking talk about us dammit! We already distributed a bunch amnestics to piss off 3000 to make you guys forget

[@sundew3848]

@@aioctober873 bruh didn’t the SCP foundation play off all the websites and videos about SCP’s as creepypastas? Now ur just exposing the foundation.

[@aioctober873]

@@sundew3848 Shut up before I make you I know are with us too specifically because you know how we operate

[@sundew3848]

@@aioctober873 nah, we’re just 2 idiots on the internet. Isn’t that right?

[@aioctober873]

@@sundew3848 yup Totally *we need to get the fuck outta here*

[@Nikoli420]

Meow Wolf’s immersive art experience "Omega Mart" was such an amazing experience.

[@eeveekid6426]

You have no idea what's in store for you, is the most menacing tagline for anything ever

[@doughboy4624]

I kind of feel bad for that lemon. Man was just taking a nap and was told his entire species is going to be "disposed of"

[@Concerned_Custodian]

I still have 2, they're reproducing at alarming rates, help.

[@ak475times2]

@@Concerned_Custodian maybe a flamethrower will work but I just used a good ol hammer to bash there brains in

[@someinterneter9372]

lemon demon

[@melloway5198]

yeah, he looks harmless. i would give the man a head pat

[@Pickchore]

Don’t worry, they’ll do it “carefully”.

[@NobodyNowhereKnowhow]

I love how ominous their slogan is. “You have no idea what’s in store for you.” It sounds like a tagline and a threat.

[@nekoticthecat]

It's to get people to buy it and threaten them

[@boovaa]

yeah, very much like a threat, now I’m wondering if that Omega Mart Lemon is still in there…

[@celebrityrog]

OMG, I didn't even look at it that way and I'm a pessimistic asshole myself. I totally thought it was more related to the products they sell. As in you have no idea what these products really are, what's in the physical store itself, or how many different products they may sell based on how many departments they may have. Maybe it's like a big ass Target with a grocery store kinda place. But that's just my American commercialism mind at work. What you came up with is by far more glorious. Real ominous considering Omega is the final letter in the alphabet. Like this is the last store you'll ever shop because these are all weird end of world products that don't make sense, end of days kinda thing... or simply, these mother fuckers at Omega Mart are gonna fuck you up real good if you don't shop there!

[@nekoticthecat]

@@celebrityrog omg chill

[@turnerfore930]

Oh wow that’s the joke

[@Thoralmir]

0:57 Love how the eye panics when the announcer says the lemons will be disposed of.

[@elssebas8530]

2:38 High Evolutionary Experiments be like

[@David_Axelord]

The impression I get from these commercials is that despite being run by aliens, Omega Mart has a greater sense of accountability and responsibility than most Earth based corporations.

[@FirstLast-uz6eq]

They're CARBON based? Shit! Pull all of the silica-lifeform products, now! And all of the home computing products too!

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

They may not understand humans, but at least they have good intentions.

[@notrigescnt4498]

I really enjoy these wheat squares on Earth.

[@nobilesnovushomo58]

Well that's because their smarter than us... not because were humans, but because they've had to deal with all the mental contortions of a developing society, through internal crises which have brought most civilizations towards the Fermi Paradox... multiple times and survived! They're wondering if we'll survive the fake wokism and the mental contortions that must be going on to condone such irrational behavior that self-victimizes purely for the reason of being at another's expense, which they can capitalize off of.

[@slushyface307]

How do you know there runner by aliens

[@FBI-kz1nv]

This looks like something that would play on a commercial break at the SCP foundation

[@MythicalAM]

They got the glorbox

[@zarrowthehorse]

Portal

[@tylorbronson5349]

Makes me think y’all know something

[@scpfoundation1096]

It is

[@GregLemons]

No it doesnt

[@theonecollias8164]

When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought they were real ads. So I was gonna congratulate the creator on preserving lost media but this is so much better!

[@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood]

I remember buying condoms from Omega Mart last week, and they were great! Granted, I still haven’t figured out how to take it off quite yet, but I’m sure that’ll sort itself out here soon!

[@Ephraim32]

This just feels like I’m watching an SCP disguised as a shopping store that’s about 15 minutes away from having an MTF go in and get totally wiped out trying to figure out how to contain a floating hand constantly shooting commercials.

[@Idontknow-km5hp]

This should actually be an SCP

[@ryansmith5274]

@@Idontknow-km5hp if we were to make it into one, we’d have to change from omega mart. Can still use the core idea, but as far as I remember, SCP wiki is pretty strict on no references

[@pbper3440]

Scp 3008 but a shopping centre

[@m0lt3ntheimposter21]

@@pbper3440 I was gonna say 3008

[@Toastwithan_eg]

It's just channel 58s ads

[@joelhaggis5054]

It's called OmegaMart because it's the last store you'll ever shop at.

[@MaoRatto]

It's Omega, because it's not Beta Mart. Including it is a glitchy like 5th dimensional beings said " LET'S BECOME A STORE" and did it in the 3rd dimension.

[@hellgazer8370]

@@MaoRatto its like just a pocket dimension outside of time and space where your reality can warp from the slightest accidents, like squeezing the bread and it makes a chew toy noise.

[@Poptomist]

I’ll never go to a store again because I have infinite pizza bagels

[@fireentertainment5]

A spinoff called alpha store

[@itz_taytay7459]

That makes sense, because the Omega is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.

[@Mr-pn2eh]

I did not know you directed these. I only remembered you from the mystery guitar videos (especially robot dubstep).

[@mikediva]

I direct a lot more things! Currently at SNL- check out some of my stuff on my playlists if ya dig this!

[@gingerspidey]

The random strangeness of the prices is my favorite. Like Zalgo being 4.99 a month.

[@alecxander9573]

This sounds more like absurdism humour than a creepy pasta.

[@judithsixkiller5586]

Have you seen any Will McDaniels KZbin video's or Scarfolk Council blog? They would both blend in quite nicely with the Omega Mart dimension.Although Scarfolk humor tends to get a bit darker.

[@nesyboi9421]

Its a real place too

[@maestro-zq8gu]

Tell us more professor.

[@themaninthebox4906]

Because it is absurd humor 🙄

[@bellalotario]

2:50 lmao

[@omato2288]

Ωmega mart: *products actually bend and tear the fabric of reality* Also Ωmega mart: nutless peanuts

[@AnimationJ]

peas

[@MeLMeLMox]

Saltless salt

[@JackTWT]

Boneless peanuts

[@lilsquidyyy]

Glorboxless glorbox

[@mushroomify6195]

Boneless ẞêåñ$

[@SpongeMagic]

I remember stumbling upon these at work two years ago. I was working a graveyard shift and bored out of my mind. I thought I stumbled upon some cursed forgotten archive of something and I was like "wow, these are incredibly creepy and uncanny. I love em!"

[@blackqweenmars]

It’s crazy how nostalgic this is but also creepy at the same time

[@σκόνις]

Omega mart: "Your safety is important to us." Also Omega Mart: *mixes lemon things with lemons*

[@lateraldamage8479]

What were the Omega Mart lemons..?

[@primesuspect8567]

HURRR ALSO: HURRR you just gotta be missing a part of your brain to find this funny

[@orderscorner]

@@lateraldamage8479 i have no idea tbh

[@JordanHaydooonbhg]

THE NEW FNF LEMON DEMON

[@FlyingFlowewe]

@@JordanHaydooonbhg his name is just demon but ok

[@alospitsbv6387]

Imagine asking an Omega mart employee where the snacks are and he says "They're in the hallway around the mini anti-matter bombs."

[@froggers8945]

@Ender cat da best ah just the peeled skin from blisters

[@fedoraspeaks8962]

This sums up Omega Mart in a nutshell

[@shadowyt3769]

Lol did you know there is an actual omegamart at the address on screen

[@froggers8945]

@@shadowyt3769 Lol did you know we all knew

[@fbi855]

Lol

[@sandsdaskeletongagain]

I love the fact they stop when the pig blows the party horn in the “happy new year” advertisement

[@MartinJordan]

Everything about this is excellent. It's visually amazing, it's just like supermarket ads of old and it's just this side of bonkers to take you down the uncanny valley

[@X-SPONGED]

_"You have no idea what's in store for you !"_ To regular customers just sound like a corpo's catchy slogan but to enemies or rivals of the company it sounds like a genuine threat or a warning, I like that premise.

[@aimster2472]

Dimensional traveler here: this is a normal store across the multiverse

[@thanatos_echo.]

Nice pfp

[@kellybeanthe2nd964]

Please tell me that you're a therapist

[@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580]

Someone with an scp pfp, commenting something not related to scp on a video that sounds like an scp sounds impossible yet here we are.

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

Not just rivals. It sounds like one more innocent throwaway jingle at first glance, then you parse it out and it suddenly sounds sinister.

[@justsomerandompersononthei5087]

I feel like Omega mart is some sort of inter dimensional being that genuinely just wants to be a supermarket

[@musiktranen]

An SCP

[@insert_username_here]

I’m pretty sure that’s what the lore behind Omega Mart is.

[@Andrew982_]

@@insert_username_here This has lore? I thought it was just cursed commercials

[@insert_username_here]

@@Andrew982_ if you go to the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas it has quite a lot of lore in the back of the store. You can also buy the weird crap they sell.

[@DrawinskyMoon]

SCP foundation would like to know your location

[@giogaming2010]

This Is Better Than All YT Ads I Seen

[@nuketv27]

The Happy New Year Part Made Me Laugh Too See What The Future Looks Like! 😹😹😹😹

[@gabesterwitz9054]

I love how the lemon realizes the danger its in when they say that it will be disposed of.

[@helloman9277]

tbh i think its ment to be a pet

[@gorillaau]

Save the sentient Lemon., because all sentient life matters.

[@anynonymous1585]

"This item will be carefully disposed of." "Your gonna do *WHAT* to me?"

[@funny_void]

its like that one spongebob episode where his house gets slurped down by uhhh I forgor

[@WillyWZSouza]

Its not like the lemon was like: "Talk to me lady, Im all ears"

[@A.M-M.]

The SCP foundation’s going to have a field day with these guys and all the anomalies

[@lardlover3730]

@@wburchell3468 lmao

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

The foundation is garbage, dude. Edit: Man I just upset a lot of twelve year-olds.

[@eagles5205]

but like would the store itself be a anomaly and all items be counted as with it or would every object be its own scp

[@roxana7942]

@@eagles5205 Probably gone be like 001-A or B, all the way to Z. If theres more than 26 items? Go to numbers.

[@bobaboba3333]

omega mart 🤝 SCP foundation

[@ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount]

This walks the line between unnerving and hilarious so well

[@kepaicok]

It’s gonna be a great 2020!!! I felt that lol

[@Ben0_o]

Imagine talking to an Omega Mart cashier. "I hope you're having a great day! Oh, don't mind the lemons. They don't like it when you stare at them for too long."

[@KertaDrake]

"Someone stepped on one earlier and seems to have phased halfway into the floor. Please avoid the area marked by ecru cones until our difficult spill specialists can clean up the mess. Have a nice day!"

[@moony2543]

@@KertaDrake uh oh, the equipment is now damaged! Replace it with an aqua cone.

[@nolandonahue795]

Well, you can go talk to a real Omega Mart cashier in las Vegas

[@yu-nee4642]

The lemons makes the ryuuko avatar very fitting.

[@alivingpersonudontknowbehi6082]

“I’m sorry?-“

[@Urfav.kaitlyn]

Honestly Omega Marts ads are golden. Such a good advertising style. And I'm not being sarcastic, it's actually kinda smart

[@akuguy6531]

You could say that they are Omega Smart.

[@titanqueen7217]

It’s an art installation, but it functions like a real grocery store, in that you can actually buy the products there. There’s also hidden doors and slides, and a storyline to work through

[@forgottenchannel1091]

No, this is cursed advertisement. Yeah it's funny but that lemon scares me...

[@Urfav.kaitlyn]

I would say omegamart has the weirdcore style. But it's a real grocery store, just more kid like cause there's fun things to do when your parents are shopping. And the food is normal, just weirdly advertised

[@forgottenchannel1091]

@@Urfav.kaitlyn It's weirdly advertised and now I can't look at a single lemon without remembering that creepy eye

[@AliteralShark]

The fact that this a real store and the products showed in the ads are real makes it even better

[@ElectroTherapyFTSoul]

A drink being $4.99 per month is probably the most underrated joke in this video.

[@casey6556]

TBH the most ominous part of the New Years’ Ad is definitely “It’s gonna be a great 2020!”

[@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345]

2020 has passed

[@daniel-dx7he]

@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 so what

[@diskdem0n]

@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 whoaaa omg REALLY???

[@Jell_DoesStuff]

@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 r/woooosh

[@orthrodoxile2508]

@@Theguythatscursedwithugly2345 No heck

[@SyntaX7777]

There is no words that could possibly describe how these ads make me feel.

[@MrCantStopTheRobot]

Feelings like that belong inside your Glorbox.

[@alanaflynn8878]

I'm just disappointed there's no real grocery store with ads like this: imagine advertising normal products and one or more cursed non-product. I would love that company.

[@f.d.6667]

Um... that's actually a very good definition for something that's high-quality art: if words *could* describe it, the artist's work would be redundant in a way. I use the criterion of "no words that could possibly describe how these (works of art) make me feel" when looking at large art collections or at art fairs. If I don't get goosebumps, there is no point of spending time on it...

[@assassinbro2988]

They make me feel weak as if I was laughing but I'm not laughing

[@pighater1111]

this makes me feel joyiflaughing

[@sillyarj]

I love how the person speaking is completely casual just talking about deals, while the background is absolute chaos

[@JaveyJenkins]

Oh dear sir, thank you for this, I really needed it today. 😁😁

[@jiren29]

"Oh-oh-oh, Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for you-u-u-u!" I can't stop hearing it

[@sbcool1027]

BUY TICKETS NOW

[@shooby9496]

*Blows party horn*

[@aminaharris6486]

You're hired :)

[@vonnie0_0]

I can’t stop hearing it either, please make it stop, please help me it’s getting louder

[@bigdipper8572]

Sounds like threat

[@Sillybug_]

“When life gives you lemons, give life to them” -Omega mart scientist 2020

[@popolnocy]

Cave Jonson approved

[@SouthyTR]

@@popolnocy best reply I saw this week

[@deadmemes21]

@@popolnocy When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! …with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[@Thodoraras2000]

Giorno giovanna: don't mind me if i do

[@gabesterwitz9054]

@@popolnocy Cave Johnson's motto

[@isaacgentz3319]

This gives off so many liminal space vibes, really neat!

[@DannyGruesome]

The pig blowin the party thing got me lol

[@simplychaos3077]

The amount of scp vibes i got from this video is *u n r e a l*

[@luck5550]

When the scp foundation needs money so the start a shop vibes

[@MigWith]

Yeah

[@ej-1030]

If Wondertanment made grocery items

[@autobotCRSHR]

You know Dr. Bright came in and [REDACTED] the lemons...

[@supergobgoblin424]

Well this ad is actually a cognito hazard... Now you will be [REDACTED] for [REDACTED]

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

i wonder how many people at one point thought omega mart was a legit grocery store and not just art

[@spielunky2351]

Well it says mega art if u read betwen the lines.

[@KillerCrewmate2526]

It’s sad.

[@jupiter.8631]

actually omega mart kind of was an actual store, you could buy most of the products at the installation, the products on the shelves at least

[@justacat15]

Me at the start of video

[@CaptSumTingWong1]

I went last weekend, came home with drinks, hot sauce, and more! Its a real store :)

[@princeuni1235]

It's absolutely hilarious but at the same time I'm terrified. WAKE UP

[@ARandomWolfApproaches]

I've been to meow wolf in Santa Fe and it's bizarre but also beautiful, I wish I could've known more!

[@Pudding_Pupp]

I swear to god if selling individually wrapped bread starts becoming a thing I’m going to go insane.

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

Such a waste of fucking plastic

[@ilostmysocks5945]

Its been around for a while but its mostly just used to feed poor elderly people like my grandparents (only reason i know of it) so im just hoping it doesn't blow up and become some weird fad or something

[@Pudding_Pupp]

@@ilostmysocks5945 Oh like in elderly care facilities or something? I guess I could see that being a thing, but it really is wasteful.

[@itdobelikethatsometimes.7462]

I have some bad news

[@Noosh_noot]

What if they start selling sandwiches in those normal loaf sized packaging

[@_mm___]

"Oh, cmon, the products on the shelves next to the cashiers isn't that wierd." *The products on the shelves next to the cashiers:*

[@fongus6420]

Glorbox

[@MythicalAM]

“Guys we accidentally sold illegal lemons. We need them back what do we do?” “Um how about a PSA?” “Your fired” “What about a message with a sentient one eye lemon so they can give it back to us?” *genius*

[@redacted6169]

Oh they just sell bars of chocolates on the shelves next to the cashiers for us.

[@TheWizardGamez]

buy a plumbus, made of freerange plumbus material

[@oceanmannn]

the horror in those commercials are actually hilarious

[@YumeDream39]

I actually want to go there some day. These commercials have a very unsettling humor. I've seen videos of the actual Omega Mart and it looks very interesting. It can't be described with words. You just have to see it.

[@PikaPetey]

I tried to make some omega mart lemonade and they started screaming at me

[@DanielDangerous]

Adds a nice kick of anguish

[@bogie_bandit218]

Lol

[@lukaszbarszczak1775]

Which They?

[@maynardwaterhead7116]

@@lukaszbarszczak1775 the them

[@TesserId]

Silly, you're supposed to let them make it for you. Just remember, it's rude to look when they do.

[@cfm_en]

i love how they managed to do surreal correctly without it being disturbing, just weird.

[@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365]

Without being disturbing?????!?!! Oh you people in USA are really crazy In Russia if you'd show ad like that im sure 90% people would call police, report the ad and sue the omega mart for disturbance and providing to panic

[@cfm_en]

im not even in the usa lol

[@dplocksmith91]

@@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 you live in Russia. Death is constantly a hair's breadth away, and if a company isn't giving its cut to the mafia, it dissappears. Omega Mart would be able to operate with impunity so long as it gave Vladimir Putin the opportunity to profit from it.

[@Talonistrying]

@@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 ...You do realize OmegaMart isn't a real store, and these aren't real commercials, right? Edit: Apparently, no one is reading the rest of this thread, so I'll say it here too. I know it's a real PLACE, it's an art project pop-up type of thing. It's still not a real store, and these aren't real commercials, rather, advertising for the attraction.

[@astrokitty7681]

@@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 you know these aren’t real right- also like ooo live in Russia like cool?

[@Scudmaster11]

1:05 I love that simple logo action and the jingle

[@juliaconnell]

these are *awesome* - thank you

[@mrmoneymangoescrazy]

Imagine your mom just thinks this is a casual store with a lot of short prices and then she just walks in and then there’s just a bunch of distorted things that she actually try’s to buy

[@thatoneegg9229]

That explains the vortex in the fridge

[@frostyfieIds]

you have to pay $35 dollars to get in

[@foxyloxyBABE]

Hmmm I mean who doesn't want to have a staring contest with a lemon?

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

Apparently a bunch people thought it was a normal mart.

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

Funny thing is, I heard you can buy most the products at the exibit 😆 I think I'd buy the box that just says "Done".

[@hopeonelove4703]

SCP foundation is probably having a field day with this.

[@thatwasveryunholyofyoumore5464]

Matt part also

[@h_ass_an]

@boeing 737 max 8 haha gottem

[@EGOwaffleboy]

Scp number ♾

[@hetecks1385]

@@thatwasveryunholyofyoumore5464 *mat part*

[@_minituaty_8795]

@boeing 737 max 8 haha?

[@mr.sandman3619]

My favourite one is "Have you tried or orange juice?" "Seek help immediately"

[@Blake_Stone]

I completely lost it at "individually wrapped wheat squares" and I can't adequately explain why.

[@samlokid2243]

This is just normal alien stores commercials made so humans feel comfortable when our new overlords arrive

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN-STORE FOR YOU!" . . . --- . . .

[@RaiToons]

What

[@brendangallagher5849]

@@RaiToons It makes sense.

[@divinehasproblems1893]

I am now vary scared

[@kokochicken9551]

It makes sense

[@shiningjoot6369]

I like how none of us looked this up at first, it just recommended to us because of how messed up we all are

[@user-pi4fm4ix8v]

I looked it up

[@meechiejamerson]

I looked it up

[@user-pi4fm4ix8v]

I looked it up

[@bean6803]

I didn’t look it up, but I was subscribed so I saw the video in my feed.

[@kafs1822]

ONE OF US

[@RedHeart-gt9xr]

That guy at the beginning turning into dozens of scanners is actually terrifying

[@robbie710]

I love the subtle "something's off" and "alternate surreality" vibes

[@nickshereofficial]

they somehow managed to make something that is creepy but oddly funny at the same time

[@bleachedslime9448]

The store is even better the employees stare you down and will randomly sneak up on you and yell in your ear then give you info

[@starwarsgeek944]

@@bleachedslime9448 Wait, this exists?

[@starwarsgeek944]

@@bleachedslime9448 Holy shit, It is real!

[@bleachedslime9448]

@@starwarsgeek944 yes i went there like four days ago its awesome

[@bleachedslime9448]

@@starwarsgeek944 in las vegas nevada at area 15

[@runiqe]

"Honey, the orange drink is acting up again, could you bring the bat?"

[@e5858]

“Hold on, I think the lemon hid it”

[@bubblegum7838]

@@e5858 "It better not have! That should've been disposed of!"

[@Vileplume87]

@@bubblegum7838 “But it it looked sad!”

[@FoxyARYT]

@@Vileplume87”I don’t care, they said to get rid of it for a reason honey!”

[@sabertoothno34]

@@FoxyARYT "But it hasn't done anything wrong! It's just been staring and enjoying my stories I tell."

[@_Rxckstar]

Fun fact: this is actually a place you can go to, it was made by a company called meow-wolf, and it’s in area 15, in Las Vegas. :)

[@Flightkitten]

honestly, Omega Mart is basically a store except you are your dad going to get the milk

[@MediocreFilms]

Well, that's just freakin' brilliant Mike. Thank you.

[@galacticboy2009]

Now that's a KZbinr I've not seen in a long, long, time. Glad to see you're still making stuff, Greg!

[@boiithiriet8966]

I want u to have my kids...

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

@@boiithiriet8966 Okay, that's enough internet for me.

[@michaelguerrieri3486]

@@Unoriginal_Fox i want omega mart to be real.

[@michaelguerrieri3486]

@@Unoriginal_Fox I want it be real.

[@CassandraCarter]

The ham commercial fully leans into the fact that celebrating New Years 2020 is more terrifying than a dark distant future in the fourth millennium.

[@Gogglesofkrome]

war ham 4k - in the grimdark future of 4020, there is only ham

[@MN-bx5cs]

The other years are warnings

[@MSB-sn1md]

Also rip headphone users

[@user-rw8vs1we3y]

2:38 2082: Peeg become hooman

[@jaimecarnero5075]

I was the like number one thousand

[@sardinez]

I love whatever this is so much. It reminds me of that game, Jazzpunk.

[@aidkik580]

I'm going to have the omega mart jingle stuck in my head for weeks now, this could be SAW's theme song, like the creepy clown mask with a big smile singing this like your on some game show

[@mgabrysSF]

They should really have a warning about those scanners in the employee training films.

[@DanielWidrew]

omega mart has no employees

[@JinKee]

This is the training video

[@TesserId]

This is what happens when you contract a advance weapons research company to design a bar-code scanner. They probably incorporated some classified weapons technology that was meant for the battle field.

[@jessewru6425]

Where do you expect them to acquire their necessary population of scanners?

[@jessewru6425]

God.

[@staticanimations3678]

“Celebrate the new year with savings! Like this honey glazed *hÆmM* .”

[@phrog5003]

_AE_

[@mountain9310]

@Jasleen Gil honestly the best part in my opinion

[@Tucosifo]

i cant figure out if im hearing hand, sand, or ham. i know its ham but my ears are confused

[@crockdog9838]

@Jasleen Gil you scared the fuck out of me

[@Helicopter7]

Ok

[@kilcitykitty]

brilliant lol reminds me of the old commercials growing up haha

[@NecroAngelDeclaresWar]

This is beautiful

[@e5858]

“Nut-free salted peanuts” You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this

[@maxblanchard5258]

Finally a product for those of us who have allergies

[@myld_panic4416]

salted peanuts are already nut free XD

[@ministryofwrongthink6962]

That’s why Omega Mart is so awesome - They’re the perfect balance of Creepy/Funny

[@yosefdemby8792]

@@myld_panic4416 Yeah yeah, Mr. Technicality. We get it.

[@myld_panic4416]

@@yosefdemby8792 this person is also nut-free salted peanuts

[@SpiraSpiraSpira]

Alright, none of the creepy shit did anything to me but the “Nut-free salted peanuts” made me crack up.

[@Oldbmwr100rs]

The actual store has root beer vape juice flavored root beer.

[@doodlebob9943]

*100% SALT*

[@ShadeATV]

I bought some Lil’ Meow and now my cat is terminally ill despite enjoying it. Tuna rabbit doesn’t cause cancer though, only Pigeon Mouse. My bestie boight tuna rabbit and her cats aren’t sick

[@potatodude3947]

the end of the ham commercial was probably supposed to be a jumpscare, but my sense of humor is so broken it just made me wheeze

[@paolom1647]

For me was the new year one

[@ronnsarto]

ITS LIKE THOSE COMMERCIALS I SEE ON AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL

[@jackcummins2275]

Such an unsettling vibe

[@scoopishere7881]

The lemon's eye widens when the lady says "carefully disposed of".

[@monji6838]

Lemon demon

[@okthen1159]

@@monji6838 yes that is how lemon demon was born

[@duineeireannach6588]

This is creepier than the anti-smoking ads

[@spongenoob4409]

Yeah but at least it's funny

[@catastropheintended88]

Impossible

[@theeeping]

ikr, the lemon ad is even more creepier because it has an eye

[@yarlodek5842]

No. This was fucking hilarious, anti smoking ads are always either complete cringe or complete nightmare fuel.

[@theeeping]

@@yarlodek5842 that's true lol

[@Cxltyy]

this is well made tbh. oh yeah and heres a hidden detail on the logo: if you read the omega mart logo in the outro of every ad without the yellow parts, you will notice it reads "mega art"

[@ImExistent405]

The funniest ads I have ever seen.

[@jenniferellis1944]

It's official, I'm going to call bread wheat squares forever now.

[@crash_bot]

i mean, they *are* just wheat squares

[@TheMontablac]

Dont forget your Gestating Mammal Liquid Toast Paint

[@Riplee]

what if it's rye, are you just gonna lie?

[@rickrhapsody]

NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Polysaccharide sponge.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

The _Omega Mart_ commercial looks like this is came straight out of the Interdimensional Cable.

[@ofexistence267]

you’re not wrong. like something is always just a little off but you never really notice.

[@MouseGoat]

@@ofexistence267 I think thats the most terrifying aspect of Interdimensional travlel stuf. imagen coming to a world that looks and feels normal, but then there just that one litel thing thats not right. :O like you just dont know with other dimensions, reality is strange enough as it already is, its what we got, and yet we can imagen so many other ways reality could be like.

[@nicolamasiello2147]

Yup

[@tbgames6088]

Yep

[@addisonchow9798]

Could someone write a Omega mart SCP?

[@galazy.]

I was thinking of this video earlier, and then *IT SHOWED UP* *I THINK THAT THE GOVERMMENT IS ABLE TO READ MY MIND*

[@oxsy5362]

“You have no idea what’s in store for you” They really did mean that