One Awful San Andreas Creepypasta...

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_I'll have two number 9s, number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda._*

[@90daystillnamechange41]

*Spooky*

[@escargooncominatya4732]

*YOU PICK THE HOUSE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*

[@dogmajones1558]

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

[@Dullsonic3]

*DON'T FORGET THE BIG GRAVY!!!*

[@cells528]

StOp ThE tRaIn

[@gracieisokay6879]

at least they didn't say *hyperrealistic*

[@cells528]

Don't say it fucking Oreo

[@gracieisokay6879]

@@cells528 what made you call me oreo?

[@aagh8714]

@@gracieisokay6879 he sayin you a brotha

[@captaintulio2441]

WHY

[@gabe8981]

*dont give them ideas*

[@smittannl]

"Big smoke loses the train" ultimate creepypasta

[@seanwestbrook3353]

owen Smith Right

[@jiren00]

All We had to do was follow the damn train cj

[@TheOneTrueLeo2002]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge: “Well that was terrible and nonsensical...” Me to the author: “The streets is cold, dog.”

[@damion1192]

Leo Caldwell 6:23

[@iguanaboi3921]

1:45 Real men use Flying invisible ambulances, not jetpacks

[@dusterpl6093]

Real man are fighting against a Hydra in a Dodo

[@amoru1012]

Real men use bycicles and do massive bunny hops

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

@@amoru1012 Real men walk, not running just slow walking.

[@PixelHeroViish]

CJ entering the real world was my favourite sidequest

[@SerialDesignationN411]

Same

[@Ohsev]

the only thing that would make a horrific gta san Andreas spookyspaghetti is if big smoke didn't get his 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip,a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese and a large soda. truly terrifying

[@Beltboy]

"I want 2 number 9's... A number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, one with cheese, and a large soda" "..." "no"

[@Beltboy]

"I want 2 number 9's... A number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, one with cheese, and a large soda" "..." "no"

[@yoshikagekira4471]

“Everything got realistic” You’re on thin ice Chief.

[@HoshinoShadow]

Video Idea: 10 AWFUL GTA CREEPYPASTAS

[@mohamednail1707]

number 1- stopping at the red light in gta

[@JargonMadjin]

When you mentioned an awful San Andreas CP I thought you meant the one where it ends with the president dying in real life, but little did I know that there was more than one San Andreas CP

[@aagh8714]

that one was mf amazing rip obama

[@aidansheadache2142]

These are my favorite kind of "Crappypasta" videos! I love seeing the joy and the good parts in something that may be below average in quality. Even if it fails at what emotion it's trying to convey, I love that we can all still enjoy it. Keep it up the good work man, the world needs more positivity! :)

[@kirbhoward2125]

Sounds like he didn't follow the damn train.

[@razorwebz6664]

I thought GTA San Andreas: Limited Edition was bad, but this is worse!

[@AlexK42069]

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW YOU RELEASE A NEW VIDEO!!!

[@mr.fahrenheit3768]

*Clap Clap* CREEP REVIEW

[@mattwolf7698]

0:24 Actually back in the 2000's people felt there was something off about the game as there was rumors of Bigfoot and to a lesser extent a serial killer, the foggy woods also felt rather liminal due to lacking animals. Oh and there was rumors about ghost cars too (It's because they spawned on an incline) oh and the pilotless planes would occasionally crash (there was no pilot to save on resources as the planes weren't supposed to crash.) There also used to be investigation videos about these with X-Files music in them. So yeah, there's actually a lot of urban ledgends about it. I'm glad it came out before badly written Creepypasta really took off though.

[@fanyar_]

6:23 he wasn't supposed to be scary but he now sure is, thanks hoodlum I will never sleep again

[@megmorgan21411]

Hello! I hope everyone is doing wonderfully.

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

I hope you are having a fantastic day too, lad!

[@megmorgan21411]

GamingYoshi Fanatic thanks!

[@megmorgan21411]

Sakura My girlfriend I’ve had for three years left me :D

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

@@megmorgan21411 You're welcome!

[@reichdertotenisonthemoon9906]

Shut up Meg.

[@mqfii8992]

The stories are cold, dawg, like it says In the book. The same Creepypastas that makes us laugh, makes us cry. We are blessed and cursed.

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

I WAS PLAYING SAN ANDREAS ARE YOU SPYING ON ME!!?!?!?!?

[@PixelHeroViish]

New Creepypasta: The spooky KZbinr who watches 😂😂

[@Silent_Mochi]

*I headed up towards the sun again* Does his copy of the game never change to night? XD

[@elaprendizderorschach4290]

Every time I saw your videos I immediately have ideas, for some reasons, your voice inspire me

[@YeetZmeN]

GTA San Andreas: Special “Creepy” Edition

[@Theffs-handle]

0:45 dude I fucking hated this mission!

[@ArgaJacint]

I actually feel dissatisfied that he hadn't said hyperrealistic.

[@officerspider7996]

It all Started when I went up to Big Smokes house but something was Wrong... there were Prostitutes Everywhere but then I remembered I downloaded a Mod. I was Near Smokes house then Suddenly I was met a Hyper Realistic Picture of CJ’s Mother! How could this be? She died! I ignored this as a Glitched and I got to Smokes house, when I entered he started Screaming his “OHHHHHHHHHHHH” But it was on a Loop and he started to Chase me. I ran as quick as I can but CJ was too *THICC* and got Caught. Big Smoke had a Number 9 Large and it was CJ’s Head and His Mother haunted me for not saving her baby.... I think I’m gonna commit Sewer Slide

[@Entity-dn1mc]

“You know the cheat in GTA San Adreas that nobody knows what it does?” Well of course I do! It’s not like nobody knows what it does. 😆

[@AitkrapooYT]

“I’ll take two number sixes, a number six large, extra blood”

[@GrugsZ]

It's always a pleasure seeing you in subscription feed. Keep up the good work!

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

A number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's one with cheese and a large soda Ah sh*& here we go again

[@angelphantomhive1512]

Aye, another awesome video! It was short, but well worth the wait for another creepypasta vid! :D Thank you for making my day!

[@BashW18]

A W W S H I T, H E R E W E G O A G I A N

[@uchihaedgelord5589]

0:26 To be fair... there _is_ something legitimatelly creepy about the wilderness in San Andreas during nighttime. Besides the music from the radio stations, there’s no soundtrack at all; there’s only enviromental noises like car horns, pedestrians talking trash and such, but if you get far enough in the woods you’ll be basically plunged into a world of complete and utter silence... and then a thick fog or a thunderstorm (which a bug on the pc version causes the friggin' sky to turn blood red) rolls by and the fucking tension just builds up, despite nothing really being there. If someone was competent enough at writing, they could actually make something legitimatelly scary out of San Andreas like a spanish-speaking creepypasta called "The Motel Jefferson’s mystery". kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6XSn6KLpM1gisU

[@emergencywarning6939]

"The streets are cold dog, like it says in the books, we are blessed and cursed." Melvin (Big Smoke) Harris, 1992

[@stevedenny7887]

4:00 na na na it's red body fluid that flows through the vascular system

[@Kai-oh2xn]

Flashback to cj driving into the water while rhinestone eyes plays

[@nyctea-5218]

CJ loses the train. Creepypasta of the year.

[@theflumpsydumpster7228]

I've always loved all your Gorillaz sound clips and stuff

[@lianajames3121]

Every time you say "Excuse me?!" I die

[@sunflower_ace]

Including shirtless men in the thumbnail is the best way to guarentee I'll stick around to the end :-)

[@RealQueenBowsette]

First!! Well when i saw the title i laughed thought this is going to be good lol atleast there is no hyper realistic lmao

[@dezgasting]

The author carefully dodged the magic word lmao.

[@RealQueenBowsette]

@@dezgasting it was really a calculated decision lol

[@thegoldencrowbar6439]

How can someone even stitch together something like this? I'm happy for this video, you should do more gta sa creepypastas 😁

[@Benniewindmill]

I opened a car door in GTA San Andreas, but it didn't play an aggressive animation.... (creepypasta)

[@janitorsupreme2364]

**Hoodo finds another bad creepypasta** “Ah shit, here we go again.”

[@Misi-mas]

Who here after RADAL Posted "Me Reading Gta San Andreas Creepypasta"

[@irfanazaam9386]

Me! INSERT!

[@yourlocalstupidjanitor4276]

Babushka the controller

[@Magoopscoop]

CJ realized that the day broke

[@derpysponge43]

My sleep obviously wanted me to stop watching videos, but as soon as this video got uploaded, I kept watching.

[@urby1114]

Thank you for making videos never stop keep up the good work

[@madisonthephox4220]

*HoodoHoodlumsRevenge: Literally one of the only creepypasta fans that have common sense and is sane*

[@Silent_Mochi]

I remember when i used to scream like a little girl in a male voice...WHAT!?!?!

[@gamingyoshifanatic4082]

*You picked the wrong house, fool!*

[@__ghost__6960]

Smoke always eating buster

[@radioactivesterling6139]

player: *aproches sun again* cj: ah shit here we go again

[@mercyMEJ]

That PS2 burning bit reminded me of when I first got Saints Rows 2, I played it so long my xbox overheated and shut down😆

[@nimbus997]

Still loving the writing advice at the end

[@moonbird7601]

Ooh, an interdimensional portal cheat? Sounds amazing!

[@massiveidiot77]

3:51 how many times do you have to say blood in 4 seconds

[@PheonixStarsx]

OUR QUEEN IS BACK

[@PheonixStarsx]

@Burning Blaze no , i refer to everyone as queen or sister ,but i have headcannons that hoods is a trans guy

[@thegoose8197]

I'll have 2 #9s, a number #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, 2 #45s, one with cheese, and a bad story

[@matthew5145]

All you had to do, was fly into the damn sun *CJ*

[@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731]

[The wrong order] As I was saving my game,the game crashed,I reload the game,only to find Big Smoke blocking the front door,when I tried to get close,he grabbed a bat and shouted 'YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL',the screen went black and later the screen showed CJ getting trapped inside a train,he only have (insert big smoke order) to keep him alive,but once CJ ate the food,he died and the game crash

[@TomTheTrash]

why does his voice sound like he's high.. _i love it_

[@JT-tt7wi]

I stopped doing my homework so I can watch this

[@zayaannashrid1374]

You can't have two number 9s because this story is a 0/10

[@jockeyfield1954]

"GTA MOTHER FUCKER!" Is what I say when going through a red light when there's no traffic.

[@KuruttaKoibito]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN SUN CJ!!!

[@replayxpreplay3048]

*slow motion* hy-per rea-lis-tic

[@theactualTVB]

*YOU PICKED THE* *_WRONG HOUSE FOO_*

[@weezingisastoner]

there was anther GTA: San Andreas creepypasta called "GTA: San Andreas The Stalker". I have no idea what happened to the story other than it was deleted and I cant find it anywhere

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Always fun getting a video.

[@yaboyburnt634]

Dude I literally am playing San Andreas while I watch the video

[@NotsoseriousNick]

Aw *demonetization*, here we go again.

[@blackroseknight77]

hyper realtic everything dawg!" ;3 mash potatoes. i cheered when i saw a new hoodohoodlum video! Thanks Hoodohoodlum dude. ;3

[@diosdadosapalasan4444]

creepypasta: cj making sobbing sounds me: **making ow cj sounds instead of sobbing sounds with a fat cj**

[@Jxshdoesntcap]

As a recommendation of a blind creepypasta you can read: the portal in the woods, it’s an amazing story I read recently and thought it would be a fantastic piece of literature you can explore 👀 plz notice me senpai🙏🤣

[@grizzlydino]

The most horrifying thing about Gta San Andreas is the state of the “Definitive” edition

[@muttyvr]

You know the cheat in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, which nobody knows what it does? It's on almost all of the cheat sites for it, usually under the title of "Unknown Cheat", it will say "Cheat Activated" as would any other cheat, but nothing happens. I recently found out what it did, and I was disturbed from it... never type the cheat in, for the sake of your life. If you don't believe me, that's fine, just do NOT test it to prove me wrong... you'll regret it. It was last weekend, I typed the cheat in, and it went as expected, "Cheat Activated" message with no effect. But while I was walking up Los Santos, I saw something strange on the Sun as it set. It was small, I had to fly up to see it. I typed in the Jetpack cheat and flew after it. As I got closer, my body instinctively shook, subconsciously I feared something, but I didn't even know what it was, my body obviously wanted me to avoid it, but I kept going. I heard Radal began making sosig sounds, and out of knowhere he began to shiver. I was scared, and decided not to go. As soon as I landed, Radal was still shivering and making sounds which proved he was afraid. When I pressed the triangle button to get off the jetpack, he ran on his own, away from the Sun. I wasn't moving the controls, and I couldn't control him, he kept running away from the sun. This was one hell of a cheat code to get this disturbing, let alone to not be noticeable, but nobody really flew that close to the object after pressing that cheat in, I suppose. I wanted to know what would happen if I kept going towards it. All of the sudden, the screen said "Cheat Activated", and Radal committed suicide, as if the Suicide Cheat Code was typed in... but I hadn't pressed anything for a while. The weird thing is, if you get 'busted', Radal wakes up in the police station, and if you get 'wasted', Radal wakes up in the hospital. This time, he got 'wasted', but woke up in a very random place, middle of nowhere by the highway. I had control now, so I typed up the Jetpack again and headed towards the Sun again, and it was still there. Just like last time, everything was going normal until I got close enough, Radal began reacting in ways that wasn't coded in the game. The screen blurred off and on as if it were having trouble loading something, and my PS2 was making an awful sound, as if it were recoding the game, which wouldn't have surprised me. I'll be honest, I was completely freaked out about this, but I had to know what it was. I kept flying until I reached it. Once I got close enough to see what it was, Radal began bleeding, bleeding in such a way that the blood poured out like a bucket, which was abnormal for the game. Radal kept breathing heavy, but I kept going. My controller began vibrating, and it didn't have the vibrating power like special controllers do, it kept shaking very fast. The PS2 was producing a weird burning smell, and that's when I was about to quit, afraid for my game, but it was too late anyway, Radal landed himself, looked at the screen, and just stared, his face looking depressed and scared, he was crying, or so it seemed. It convinced me to go on, and see what this cheat did, if the game was burning, it's obviously already too late to turn it off. So I grabbed the controller, went on the Jetpack, and kept going. Things kept getting more real the closer I got, the graphics, the Jetpack producing smoke from the fire, the fire looking more real, Radal's blood and sobbing sounds, the trees, the wind, and the sun. The object was just a random black circle, by the way, and I found that out a little while before the screen began blurring. Everything kept getting realistic, and it scared me. When I got up to the hole, Radal made a loud screaming sound that made me jump, screamed like a little girl, but in a male voice. The game went black as soon as he entered, and I could've swore in the blackness, I saw the interior of my friend's house right next door, and I heard Radal breathing as he stood in there, although I could hardly see it. Everything was realistic, no video game graphics. Radal was taller than an average man and he was in realistic graphics... but I swore, that was my friend's house. The game crashed from burning too much and it went blank. I was very disturbed, but the questions I had about it were far more interesting. The scarier part is: My friend's carpet was stained from blood and the room was smokey, as if something was burning (CJ's jetpack). Sry if it sometime say radal

[@alyx9191]

Oh my god that intro was amazing.

[@fleetfootloverboi2289]

I forgot how my cousins played that and goofed around while I watched as my mom didn’t allow me to play violent based games at a younger age like the rest were

[@dreamiinotdream730]

Uploaded 48 minutes ago? Ah shit, I’m late.

[@njf1175]

I’ll have two number nines, and a horrible creepy pasta

[@luciafratini683]

no wait scratch that we need a dr.phil vs steve harvey creepypasta

[@aagh8714]

steve harvey gets vitiligo, kills phil and usurps his throne

[@Everik-ct6pg]

CJ can be VERY terrifying. Imagine encountering him in real life, as he kills thousands of people while stealing their cars, and we all know he's more impervious to damage than a normal human.

[@aagh8714]

holla at my boy Louie or whatever from III he'll save you

[@pyromaniacsoldierr1959]

Big smoke didnt get his two number nines and started destroyed the entire solar system

[@natto4now]

Ima take a shot every time I hear "cheat"

[@wockyslush669]

Good to see Dennis

[@fool1k426]

You did an amazing video yet again!

[@funpheonix9752]

I clicked on this as soon as I got a notification for it! 😁❤️

[@bakutabakuta1203]

well good luck sleeping 6:22 sorry

[@thecakegarden5324]

Notifications finally worked, now I can witness someone who's first language isn't English speak better English than this story

[@KoltiraMemeweaver]

Oh...you were right about awful. This is the first time I've heard this one.

[@КинПулькин-я7в]

GET TO THE MYTH TRAIN GHOST CJ!

[@sayori7110]

I wonder if there are any Moviestar Planet creepypastas bc if there are i rlly want Dennis to read it lmfao

[@Ghostred10101]

My good man you are making The Creepypasta Community better by making it scary again 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍by crushing those stupidest stories that are on there!!!!!!

[@Caesar69420]

IS THAT TOMMYINNIT SHIRT

[@manooff5]

I would love it if you made a bad loud house Creepypastor video

[@superslothpants8568]

Thank god this video came out so I could remember to subscribe lol

[@jasonreitz4597]

Remember that creepypasta where someone played GTA San Andreas where the guy kills the President? _Ah, shit. Here we go again._

[@TP_SG]

what is the cheat

[@jawzlyn21]

I was happy to a new video hoodlum hoodlum revenge

[@undefined6512]

"I gotta do lunch, not do you" - Fat CJ