One Bite, Everybody Knows The Rules… Except This Guy

[@skian33]

This guy single handedly gave his own business a 0!

[@Ahahahhaaah]

Imagine getting a great score and then shitting on it. Rip.

[@johnpappas5413]

His place sold out in one day. Lol

[@자시엘]

@@johnpappas5413 A bump was expected Won’t last forever

[@realscottliving]

- 9.4

[@julianG1212]

He suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkks at making pizzas

[@DJRiotNinja]

😂😂😂 I love how the pizza was reviewed before the owner came out and then the owner ensured he would never sell a slice again 😅

[@Cent51]

He would dude, he would get some of the lefty loons that will still support him. 😂🎉

[@TruckerWife]

The thing is. A lot of people love parmesan on their pizza. I do! His review would have sent me there. But the owner made me never want to go there.

[@reseng4626]

You said it a lot better than I did

[@LN-Lifer]

EXACTLY

[@LN-Lifer]

​@@reseng4626 Lol I said it too

[@ericbozenhard2773]

I've been there. Parm on pizza is great, but this place is sub-par for sure. Portnoy was more than fair IMO.

[@FallenAngelHiroko]

Giving it a 6 on 10 is still pretty good. He even said that he's not a "parm guy". And even asked "How would you rate it?". If that's not fair and balanced then I don't know what is. I'm not a parm guy either. It often makes it taste salty to me. Now if it's on bread sticks.......

[@adams8509]

I like Dave's reviews. I don't think people understand if you can get a 7-8 out of 10 from him, you have a good pizza. It's a simple concept, make a good pizza.

[@Hallowsaw]

The thing is Dave actually is rating 0-10 not 5-10. People think 5 is bad. 5 is AVERAGE. Below 5 is where you need to worry.

[@hollyroxy25]

@@Hallowsaw Exactly, the most hilarious thing about this to me is that Dave actually gave him a pretty good score that was fair 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@machinech183]

If you, or your business, cannot handle one guy speaking his mind about your food you shouldn't be in business.

[@asparrow9876]

I swear people throw around "Start a business" as much as "Have some children". Not everyone is fit to be a parent and not everyone is fit to open shop. Just because they _can_ doesn't mean they _should..._

[@Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness]

​@@asparrow9876Everyone before you managed, but you just can't? What's so wrong with you?

[@assassin8636]

​@asparrow9876 what the fuck are you talking about 🤦‍♂️

[@Mooshkajoe]

I can't recall a single time I've been in a restaurant where the owner was a complete confrontational asshole and the food wasn't dogshit. This guy's pizza was clearly mid, and he knew it, which is why I believe the owner got so pissy. Except for one time when the owner was a total asshole, but they had really good authentic Chicago pizza and Vienna beef hotdogs, but that's it. The owner in the video argues and acts like a petulant woke lib. Edit: I posted this before the 14-minute mark, and I'm not at all surprised the owner is who he is. Nailed it.

[@asparrow9876]

@@Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness 🤦‍♂

[@leviuzumaki3903]

The funniest part about this is he says “I don’t appreciate you judging a pizza by one bite” but if you’ve ever actually watched Dave’s reviews he doesn’t take one bite of the pizza he usually takes way more than one 😂 then judges it, and sometimes he’ll even say he got it wrong if he believes it deserves a higher score or do re reviews of a business. The guy is just genuinely just a decent person, and trying to help small businesses.

[@kylermichael3972]

Dave actually does a lot for small businesses. He actually saved so many small businesses during the pandemic

[@BeefTallowBoy]

Like the male escort business

[@FreedomthoughtsDotkam-bz3vv]

Fr?

[@kramnewton8683]

He did so much more than the gov’t, which is why people seem critical of him 😂

[@Pg-ch5nb]

Yeah I was never a fan of him until I saw him do that. I really respected him after that.

[@daanloco7200]

​@@Pg-ch5nbpeople with a big mouth tend to have a big heart as well. ❤

[@BSM7702]

The bantering Between both of those guys is so wholesome its like you could sit down near them on a sidewalk bench and and take in the sunny brisk day enjoying life while the chimes of everyday life ignites through the blissful air

[@iulia.bianca.b]

Sounds exactly like the "What's your name?" "Ezekiel" "F*ck you Ezekiel" meme 😂😂

[@geekxsir3610]

😂 It’s the zoom in on the shirt for me. He’s raising money for small businesses and helping pizza lovers find great pizza across the country. Dave Portnoy is awesome for this

[@jarrodtruax]

my favourite part is Pres going "bah bah bah bah bah" and mocking him with a yapping hand. It's the most Pres insult ever and it's hilarious.

[@vegemite15]

He said “Your shirt is six sizes too small fatso” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dyinggg thats an awesome insult

[@jorjachamberlain3189]

I love parmesan. Like other comments said, I'd put that on my pizza list to try. But when you have an owner who acts like this just turns customers away. You're gonna get bad reviews and people aren't always gonna agree with you, but being level-headed about things is how to keep good business and grow as a person.

[@rightarchivist]

I use aged parm on all my pizzas at home, but I'd never give my money to someone like this. I applaud people who take the risk to create businesses, but abhor people who demand that I donate my body to big pharma for pizza.

[@joefabeetz1029]

I love how passionate Brett is! And thanks, didn't know how Dave helped the small businesses. My dad owned his own business, and you have no idea how significant his help was to these struggling, hard working people.

[@kalandarkclaw8892]

I just love brett

[@_YonaChan]

The nurse made me laugh out loud it was so funny😂😂😂

[@peteredenjr.1264]

This is heartwarming! What he does for small businesses is amazing. Thank you Brett for bringing these good people attention like this.

[@haydenhazen815]

Shout out to Dave Portnoy for standing his ground! He did amazing job for helping small businesses during the pandemic. That woke bitter pizza owner that yelled and screamed at Dave for no reason just ended his own career.

[@TheAliKoca]

Brett stays winning

[@AtomicMushroomz]

at losing

[@thepurrfectlawyerforu]

Yo love your content

[@NorthCarolinaStateBall]

Hi Ali!

[@nightshade-o7g]

Hey, didn't know you were here. That's fire 🔥

[@Imagirlygirl0_o]

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 ❤️

[@LongGone77]

Brett is such a welcoming addition to the Daily Wire. Hilarious or heartwarming videos and funny commentary. Great job

[@amandalopez9294]

Portnoys frozen pizza reviews during the scariest parts of the pandemic brought a certain happiness to me

[@amandalopez9294]

He also raised more money for small businesses during the height of Covid than the government even tried to do

[@porscheoscar]

The women who accused him of recording them without their consent weren't feeling the happy

[@SirDavidAsher]

Me too! He felt like an uncle telling me what to get if I wanted a pizza during lockdown.

[@amandalopez9294]

@@porscheoscar doesn’t have anything to do with what I said and those are not facts they are accusations. Move along if you disagree with my actual statement.

[@porscheoscar]

@amandalopez9294 those women say otherwise and he withdrew his lawsuit against them. Enjoy your frozen pizza with those blinders on.

[@AnibalFTW]

One of the purest examples of the phrase “art imitates life” this is the appeal of Dave’s reviews, its real life comedy and entertainment. 😂

[@cobymcguire2598]

I never know things are viral until Brett tells me they are

[@Terminxman]

I mean the views on that review blew up, and he was on Tucker Carlson last week and they discussed it

[@kumeoii]

same i have no life online other than yt, so Brett is my viral news

[@cobymcguire2598]

@@TerminxmanI don't pay attention to anything so Brett is where I get my juicy gossip lol

[@NoNeedToKnow0744]

That's typically how people on the right rely on getting their information. Pay no attention to actual real world events, and wait for their favorite online personality to tell them how to think.

[@michaelp9759]

Love her rapid fire ability to thoroughly retell a story/occurrence

[@anna_h0n3y]

hey brett! watch you at least once or twice a week, i love the knowledge you fill me with as a young girl in my sophmore year. you definitely help me word things better when in a debate! thank you!

[@SirDavidAsher]

Love the dude. I watched his whole series during lockdown and greatly appreciated his review of all the frozen pizzas.

[@Ginx-pe4si]

Pizza guy, I'm going send him the medical bill when I have a heart attack. Brett, that's so wholesome 🤗

[@alizayus]

8:53 I cant 😂 Girl: "This is my man 😋🙂" Dave: "BABABABA BABABABA 🤪😠🤪"

[@BrownieCFB]

Dave’s reaction is hilarious 😂

[@jookie4207]

Dom Of The Year was a genius, putting his brand out there when he knew it was gonna be clipped a ton

[@xroe888]

Me and my friends watch Dave review pizza every movie night on Fridays. It was so funny to hear from my friend group that this was a huge episode and now you're covering it. It's a breath of fresh air with all the politics nowadays to see someone like you cover this. Lighthearted but still real. Keep it up!

[@wuxiagamescentral]

Dave Portnoy is who i always wished rich people were. Abrasive and crass to poser, but a heart of gold to everyone who treats him right.

[@theplum152]

i love that i found you brett! it’s so refreshing to find someone like you with common sense!

[@autisticDementia]

@kayley.wilson Faxs seems like no one has any common sense anymore

[@haworthlowell805]

​@@autisticDementiaIt's a super power, been saying that for years.

[@nukiesduke6868]

@@autisticDementia common sense is an oxymoron because it's not common. However, I'd love to see her reaction to actual hardcore right wing views. She could pull a Sydney Watson. The girl that made a YT career off of being anti-feminist. Yet she's come off as a raging blue haired feminist numerous times when talking to actual real right wing guys and not the safe vanilla cookie cutter ones. Then she turned around and sued a company for sexism after she tanked a youtube show/podcast. Entirely possible Brett could turn into that too :/

[@1brookes5582]

Yep

[@zomby247]

Surprised the owner didn’t win Dave over with that charming personality 😂

[@matthewthomas3413]

That pizza guy is going to blame Dave's review for his business failing, and not the fact he acted like an ass hat on camera to someone who was trying to help some random pizzeria he found.

[@normanwyatt8761]

Mr. REEDS business has gone virile......He's not hurting......

[@heybrowhatup]

The best part is it's never just one bite - he always breaks the rules. Every time I watch his reviews I get the urge to eat pizza and apply the rules.

[@garysanders6091]

I don't know if Brett will ever beat the peak ad transition of all times for balance of nature lol. That was so good

[@CAM-BROWN]

She's learnt from Daily Wire

[@rhyde]

05:47 I would say this is much more like Curb Your Enthusiasm than The Office 😂😂

[@MrKydaman]

The funny thing is that Dave will almost always give a decent or great score to a small business, and he's consistently given the big corporate chains bad scores.

[@LuigiRandazzo21]

2:45 "I'm going to have a heart attack" ..... "thats so wholesome!!! Amazing!!!" - Brett

[@cryptic3350]

I love how the guy hating on Dave is more likely to have negative reviews now that he messed with the King Of Pizza 😂

[@LiamColeman-Halla-yq2jl]

The King of Pizza lives in Chicago

[@nunyabusiness2945]

He did get review dunked on Yelp. They even turned off reviews “temporarily”.

[@joshscott6914]

@@nunyabusiness2945 So did lots of people suddenly come try his pizza and not like it? Or are they weirdos white knighting for Dave Portnoy?

[@Ilanawolf12]

​@@joshscott6914I wouldn't patronize any business where the owner acted like this. The owner acts like a weirdo, picking a fight with someone because he doesn't like his politics.

[@joshscott6914]

@@Ilanawolf12 where was anyone's politics mentioned?

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

5:00 it's hilarious listening to two Boston guys arguing

[@normanwyatt8761]

I personally DON'T believe that a bad review from Portnoy is going to hurt any local pizza shops as they have their own following of customers that like their food....

[@Ayaymeer]

And even if he scores some place low it’ll attract attention still bc people will want to know for themselves!

[@bcdrummer1962]

I personally believe Dragon Pizza will experience a bigtime net-negative from the owners asshole behavior. Everybody knows the rules…..

[@joeshmoe8134]

@@bcdrummer1962pizza owner sold out the next day the video came out. 💯 truth.

[@geeeunit]

I"m hard pressed to find a review of his that's below a 7 out of 10. All I hear from detractors is that he hurts business. How? Even when he doesn't like it he usually says, "If you like it this way, the score is probably higher."

[@WhiteBreadCrumb]

​@bcdrummer1962 that's the thing daves score wouldn't have been the end of his business that's what's great about portnoys reviews a bad score doesn't kill your business but a good score massively helps your business

[@ScarryGargoyle]

I was watching it with my father, as we always do- and we both laughed out asses off.

[@sarahkleckner9439]

Love this video! Dave’s live unwrapping shows during COVID were epic!!

[@danieldavis7784]

I love when Brett gets hyped up and excited during these. When she's watching the videos and pointing at the screen gets me pumped up.

[@raftguy]

Brett, you've absolutely nailed this cut to the ad thing, and today's is one of the best yet. I reckon you have a following just for the that part of the show. 😄 People who wait to see just how good the cut is that day. The fact that you REALLY enjoy doing it makes it even better. 👏💪

[@HuevosAzules]

It wasn't even a bad review. I love parmesan so I'd be all over that pizza, but not after how that owner acted

[@tewbears]

Ehh... two people talkin shit. I thought it was funny.

[@GenJuhru]

He just want to shit talk to Dave in front of the camera, unfortunately he ain't armed with facts.

[@wenchyfoodwench4098]

Me too. The more Parm the better

[@jazzfeline5970]

I thought the same thing. I coat my pizza in parmesan so that pizza would probably be near perfect for me, but I won't be giving that nerd any of my money now.

[@screamtoasigh9984]

There's no such thing as too much parm. What madness is this. I wouldn't trust Dave's reviews based on that.

[@cesarosuna3960]

I feel like as much he says “one bite” he always does more than one bite. Which I love in all honesty 😅

[@8-bitSpaceship]

Never heard of One Bite before, but Dave sounds like a pretty great guy.

[@FBI-ht4wy]

If they had the conversation in italian/italian accent, shit would be even funnier.

[@HughJorgan1]

Dave’s a man of the people. Everybody knows the rules.

[@bad3032]

Honestly this shit looks fake. PR stunt.

[@porscheoscar]

Man of the people? He laid off 100 of his workers after he cashed in a considerable share of $500 million dollars. Man of the people would have made cuts in big shot executives salaries, renegotiated vendor contracts, cut expenses, etc... basically made the lay offs a dead last resort.

[@TooChilly777]

A man of the people? The dude who was peddling crypto trash? Moon bets or was it Safe Moon?

[@Syzygy77]

Never vouch for someone you don’t know, it will end badly.

[@ironymatt]

​@@Syzygy77wassamatter? Why don't you trust @HughJorgan1 from the internet?

[@eglorious-yt]

Even if I did not like Dave, what he should have done is ask him how the pizza was. Dave would have probably said its not bad , but he doesn't like parmesan and replied with I'll quickly make you another one with whatever cheese you'd like on the house. His business would have exploded after that.

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

You are so right! That guy known NOTHING of marketing and "Goodwill" (intangible asset)

[@SpicyPlur]

Lol fr just look at some of his bad reviews from everyday people

[@kylebeach2316]

Oh man if the guy from bar rescue did something like this and the owner confronted him it'll be game over on the spot for that business

[@MothyEmms]

Love the pizza reviews!

[@traxx1023]

IT WAS STAGED, IT WAS STAGED IT WAS STAGED, HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE THIS GULLIBLE ?😂

[@АризонскийКрай]

Brett posts, we watch. Everybody knows the rules

[@maxwell.m33]

Fr

[@lherz13]

I'm so glad I live in a time when Dave Portnoy exists

[@susanpumphrey354]

I have no idea what is going on right now but it is hysterical. 😂😂😂 The nurse filming them fighting in the background while she enjoyed her slice was killing me! 😂😂😂

[@swisscheeseplease97]

Dave is a funny guy

[@rcnoneya1637]

Maybe that’s why his shirt is so tight, from holding in all that anger 😎

[@praveendharne]

At this point, everybody wants their own reality tv show 24/7

[@andythomas9564]

I wish Dave would send him a XL “one bite” t-shirt in the mail 😂😂

[@user-st6zh5rg6u]

This was the most Boston verbal altercation I’ve seen

[@jamone5]

I was having a convo about Quentin Tarantino and someone chimes in about how he’s weird and a bad person and is racists and I asked them to explain where they got that from and how do you know he’s racist and they told me to calm down and lower my tone.

[@subbrillic]

I love the videos, you’ve really helped me understand the modern world on where it is now

[@devanman7920]

Dave does a great thing for small businesses and the pizza reviews are so addictive to watch.

[@jeremiahglogg4100]

God I'd love to meet David Portnoy. His One bite pizza reviews are some of my favorite videos to watch. Just don't watch them when you're hungry.

[@1brookes5582]

Same man

[@MrBertstare]

We watched him for the first time when he was reviewing Denver pizza. We tried 3 spots in the next month. Man has a taste for great pizza

[@jacobsolomon427]

You will get a puzzle craving

[@jj4511-w7z]

I ate pizza like 3 days in a row after watching a bunch of his reviews lol

[@sweynforkbeard8857]

Especially if you live in a "pizza dessert" like me. The best pizza in town you buy at the local Casey's gas station.

[@Silver_Xarr]

to be fair his shirt was really small lmao

[@Strobobel]

Should have won the medal of freedom when he bailed out small businesses during Covid

[@Hollyclown]

The worst thing a business own can do is to publicly embarrass themselves by going after a critic.

[@kswwhodat]

Dave is a living legend!

[@Eric-zo8wo]

0:36: 🍕 Dave Portnoy, the controversial owner of Marshall Sports, has both passionate supporters and haters. 2:52: 🍕 Dave Portnoy's review of a small pizza business has led to a surge in popularity and support. 5:14: 🗣 A heated argument between two individuals, with one person boasting about their success and the other person insulting them. 8:08: 🍕 A chaotic 10-minute period with multiple interactions and events, including a musician/private chef named Dom and a nurse reviewing pizza. 10:42: 😮 A man named Dave has made a positive impact on many lives by helping small businesses and individuals in need. 13:25: 😡 Dave exposes the unpleasant personal opinions and behavior of the owner of Dragon Pizza. 16:34: 🍕 Dave criticizes someone for not watching his one bite review and not acknowledging the good he has done for small businesses. Recap by Tammy AI

[@therealdomingo]

Dave the Dragon Slayer means business

[@rantuneplanet]

Great video. VERY moving and inspiring. 9.5 Brett, one view, everybody knows the rules.

[@67buick]

You know dragon pizza guy has never actually seen what Dave has done when he thinks pizza actually gets judged by one bite 🤦‍♂️

[@jamesmelody]

One bite, everyone knows the rules.

[@gamerjaqi7873]

Pizza is always judged by the first bite. However bad pizza is like bad sex, even if it sucks its still alright lol

[@DearMisalicious]

This is off topic but Brett is the coolest, She's so well spoken, kind, funny, and brave. when I'm an adult (currently 16) I want to be like her

[@miss_mariss]

My dad and I are obsessed with Dave and his pizza reviews 😊 love his honesty

[@PGM128]

I LOVE how much youre enjoying this :)

[@Defofone]

I think the owner knew he made bad pizza.

[@FactsMatter]

Brett, for some strange reason, I got interrupted watching this video at @12:57. I had a very rough evening and just picked it back up. I pressed play and felt like you were speaking right to me. Call it what you will, but there are powerful forces out there at play. I needed to hear what you said at @12:58 at this exact moment. Thank you.

[@briandstephmoore4910]

Doesn't matter who the person is if you accepted there money and gave them your product you need to show a certain level of respect

[@joshscott6914]

Then why can't we show China more respect? We buy their shit all the time.

[@betsysanders4524]

@@joshscott6914no American companies pay China to produce our products. I know of many small businesses with patents who have contracted China to produce their products. Those products then started to be produced by Chinese companies. The company contracted to produce the American company’s product then terminated the contract. FYI, China doesn’t want our respect, they want to conquer & control America.

[@badmojo79]

Not staged. This is the craziness that follows Dave everywhere.

[@Farfetch_]

This is nothing compared to his old stuff pure comedy 😂

[@ericjessee376]

Thanks!

[@gopherchucksgamingnstuff2263]

Reviewers have been a part of the restaurant world as long as people sold cooked food.

[@3elements623]

Brett, you're a legend, and we cannot do without you!

[@barbarakiewe2870]

True American hero. God bless Dave.

[@user-oc2yu3pk9y]

I love Brett. She’s so well spoken w the confidence of a true queen.

[@srji489]

That owner just squandered away free marketing probably worth thousands of dollars 🤦

[@normanwyatt8761]

He's already got all the free advertising he needs......Mr REEDS business has more than doubled ....That's the word from SOMERVILLE...

[@watchdog163]

He's probably gonna try to sue Dave for copyright infringement for selling his employee's drawing. 😂😂😂

[@coolcat312]

Can’t wait to see the follow up where we learn this pizza shop has gone out of business.

[@normanwyatt8761]

I 'm from Somerville and MR. REED is getting more business than he can handle.....DRAGON lives on .......

[@AshMoniz80]

@@normanwyatt8761​​⁠this is a lie. He’s getting ripped. The only people going there are his normal customers. They haven’t gained customers but have actually lost customers. I’m a local. Leone’s is still the #1 pizza spot.

[@jakrispy2236]

"i got a business i gotta run" even tho the building is empty LMAO

[@patrickjohnson5147]

God I love you...thanks for standing up for dave!!!! He does good for businesses!!!

[@collinking6406]

That argument is the most New York thing I’ve ever heard😂😂

[@ericplatts9100]

I visited so many place because of Dave. Some of best pizza, I ever tried because of him.

[@ThePercyJacksonDude]

“One bite everybody knows the rules.” Proceeds to eat the entire pizza slice every time in more than one bite.

[@Of_theleaf]

Best pizza review by far! All the characters were incredible and Dave is an absolute legend!… the king is back! Also, can we talk about the cleanness of that commercial break!

[@brawndothethirstmutilator9848]

It was excellent, but Joe & Pat’s pizzeria is still the ultimate One Bite review.

[@jbpeltier]

That man was hyping himself up rehearsing that line in the kitchen before he walked out there lol

[@roylogan51298]

Dave is a character that attracts characters it's amazing. I don't understand how people can't follow him

[@YknotDias]

Hi Brett, you're probably not going to read this, but I just wanted to say that since the start of summer, when I first saw one of your videos, you have literally been one of, if not the best/most entertaining chanells to watch, The Comments Section and Off The Clock have been amazing entertainment and has actually helped me be better in life, you give media Joey Swoll vibes, don't now if that makes sense, but anyway, incredible work with the videos and hope more people were as smart as you😄👍

[@5points7019]

the wonderful thing about pizza is that it can bring so many people together to enjoy food together and yet on the flip side, you can ignite a dumpster fire with the start of a discussion on pizza toppings.

[@odeode4338]

Are you dogwhislting to pineapple pizza folks.

[@5points7019]

@@odeode4338 i am a pineapple pizza folk lolols

[@ArtisticTomahawk]

I personally have driven all around the East Coast and tried 20+ pizza places because of Dave's scores. I'm not the only one... if that doesn't help sales for these places NOTHING does.

[@kiernanknox2314]

it's probably been since the 1960s since I've heard the term "fatso" thrown around. we got to bring that back into the modern nomenclature