One Boring Diagnosis in the 'House' | House M.D.

House becomes the patient himself when he gets shot in Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital by someone's husband he previously treated. There's another problem... The concept of House getting shot is too diagnostically boring for him.
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From Season 2 Episode 24 ''No Reason'': As House and his team are working on the diagnosis of a man with a giant, swollen tongue, the husband of a former patient walks into House's office and shoots him. From his own hospital bed, House continues to treat the patient while his shooter is handcuffed to his bed.
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[@MysteicVoltronus]

There is no way they put a victim in the same room as House without an armed guard. Someone has to protect that poor man from House.

[@captainc0rgi]

that was a dream of sorts

[@TheMeanAdmin]

@@captainc0rgi And that must've been the first clue and dead giveaway

[@RandomMe93]

There's a high chance that they didn't, it's house normal behaviour to do whatever he wants in the hospital😂😂

[@lilianne959]

This is all an hallucination. Putting the killer with him was the first clue.

[@willkessner2674]

To houses defense, (hallucinated) buddy gave a (weak) reason why he had to be there.

[@blikthepro972]

"i want to see you suffer" "then suffer seeing me" *rips off morphine*

[@AdamasOldblade]

The fact that Hugh Laurie has admitted on Graham Norton that he can't remember basically anything of House makes me laugh so hard.

[@shrapnel77]

He says that so people will stop asking him to repeat lines.

[@radosawrudolf4931]

@@shrapnel77 He was absolutely the right cast lol

[@royce9018]

you never actually bothered to watch the interview you are referencing, lol

[@JonPITBZN]

Can't remember anything? Was he method acting by developing an opiod habit or something?

[@aidancooper9498]

​@@JonPITBZNThis sort of show is really a concoction of everyone that is working on the show-Hugh's lines basically don't make any sense to him in his day-to-day experience. He doesn't get the setup and explanation we do with the final edit.

[@SlideRulePirate]

"Not today. Today I'm on morphine." Good times!

[@hollyb6885]

I LOVE that line!!

[@PaulyM856]

That eyeball was way worse than the tongue, which was, in turn, way worse than the gunshot. We all saw the gunshot coming.

[@terryjwood]

I'll never unsee that.

[@JMZL2573]

I love how House pulled out his Morphine then sat like an angry kid on the bed.

[@TheRealNanoz]

5:15 “since getting shot is not an fda approved treatment for anything” 😂

[@jakepullman4914]

Well that's only because it's hard to get volunteers for the clinical trials.

[@xcaliber4141]

Its treatment for life

[@I_am_Diogenes]

Sure it is .... recidivism . :)

[@ericriffel8954]

I love this episode, but there is zero chance that they would leave House alone with this guy.

[@hollyb6885]

They didn’t. It was a dream.

[@Karzakus]

good thing they didn't then, this was a hallucination from house.

[@ericriffel8954]

@tvepic1122 He was really shot, though. The dream was based on things that actually happened.

[@dragonic22]

@@ericriffel8954 He was shot. He was not left alone with the shooter

[@MIS315]

I wish the explained who he was

[@Aegon1]

“Physically stop me” “I’m twice your size get your hands off me” Bruh 😂

[@Junebug89]

What was house going to do in that state, flop on her?

[@LaughCraftersHQ]

😂😂

[@talpa6969]

house turning off the guy's morphine is so fucking funny i do not know why

[@hblake5213]

Not just turning it off, but ripping out the tube so they can't just switch it back on.

[@bogdanleshenko7149]

because he said he wanted House to suffer - so House literally gave him a taste of his own medicine

[@HarperNell]

I think what's interesting about this episode is that since it's all a dream sequence, House either invented the backstory for his shooter or he subconsciously remembered what happened. If he remembered it that's interesting because it means he felt guilty enough about it to hold on to the memory (also explains hallucinating a wife for the patient)

[@sana-cm7oc]

(spoiler alert)

[@MrArcadia2009]

Truth, sana.

[@Souchi-ito]

He doesn't feel guilty for a cheater. He has a good subconscious memory.

[@Amar-rc4dc]

Dead wrong 😂

[@alchemist0019]

Nah house just has a really good memory

[@stitch2499]

Best tv show ever..had a back surgery that went a little crazy. Loss 80 percent of my left leg..my wife got me a wooden cane..saw my doctor a month later and said Dr House is in the House..lol. now everyone calls me dr House..lol.. God bless everyone here...

[@Dakestheman]

Wait so you lost 80% of a leg from back surgery? How in the world did the surgeon manage that?

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

@@Dakesthemanthe same way a surgeon once caused a 300% mortality rate on a surgery He got sloppy

[@Dakestheman]

@@ConnorNotyerbidness Was that the guy who killed his patient, his assistant, and then himself somehow?

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

@@Dakestheman killed his patient, his assistant, and a witness, via bloodloss, sepsis, and shock

[@Dakestheman]

@@ConnorNotyerbidness Right, I'm familiar with the story but thought he had accidentally cut himself and infection killed him. And all that just because he was trying to break a speed record or something right?

[@xvjk5007x]

"I want to see you suffer." "You first. Enjoy the ride."

[@calebfitzsimmons7070]

I love how he disconnected the guy from his pain medicine and immediately starts to feel pain. Drugs dont wear off that fast if they did drug overdoses would be alot easier to handle lol

[@The_Mang]

just sped up for the camera, I'm sure if house were real he'd enjoy every second of watching that morphine wear off slow and painfully.

[@calebfitzsimmons7070]

@@The_Mang even if he's on a pain pump machine they'd still be checking on him every hour or so and he probably has a button to call orderlies

[@The_Mang]

@@calebfitzsimmons7070 yeah true, but sometimes we just have to let the show be a show

[@cam6202]

Lol I was looking for this comment.

[@justlucky8254]

If it were real, he'd use better drugs. Also, he wouldn't be high or notice any instant effect from 2 vicodin.😂😂

[@DugdoesDigging]

just watched the entire house series through totally legal means, man is this show good

[@DugdoesDigging]

yes i totally watched it legally, gave my money to things totally yes yes

[@rosalie4509]

​@@DugdoesDiggingWill you please tell me this totally legal way?

[@jxdinglol]

@@rosalie4509 They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.

[@DugdoesDigging]

@@rosalie4509 and once ye get hooked, ye enter The Pirate's Bay

[@redbarrelentertainment]

What legal means did you use to acquire this pristine entertainment?

[@boneheadedfellow]

another hint that it was all a dream was at the very start, house was knocked out for 2 days, yet they wheel his shooter in right as he wakes up. one hell of a coincidence

[@Donnie_Turt]

House: * Gets shot * Also House: So sad, anyway.

[@DannaK247]

They'd NEVER put the perp in the same room with its victim.

[@charliecharliewhiskey9403]

Good thing they didn't then. The guy shot house, but then after that it's House hallucinating. His brain imagines him being in the same room as the perp.

[@musiccommands8615]

House cant go without breaking into Cuddy's office. Even in a hospital gown😂

[@ComfiCharlie]

when his eye popped out got me i feel weak

[@edmonkeys3]

IM TRYING TO GO TO BED HERE! AND YOU SHOW ME AN EYE POPPING OUT!?!?! GAAAAH

[@spiker.ortmann]

Sweet dreams... 😂

[@ryanunderwood1798]

09:40 "He's bleeding into his ocular organ!" HIS EYE. He's bleeding into his eye. That made me giggle. Who wrote that line?

[@tanya-789]

House, in his head

[@riveenwickenham8392]

I'm fairly certain it was ocular orbit which makes more sense but is unfortunately less silly

[@finmin2k]

it was ocular orbit

[@kefka3]

not into his *eye*. His orbit, the eye socket, behind his eyeball. Doctors use specific medical language for a reason.

[@62SG]

House ripping out the morphine line is so gangster.

[@SparkySparks33]

You’re gonna try to torture HOUSE? In a place where he knows how to use everything in more than 100 ways? And practices torturing on his patients and FRIENDS DAILY?!😂

[@Allthingsedits505]

A Very Useless Attempt

[@Emersondoesvr]

I’m literally watching house rn

[@NEPAAlchey]

We all are that's the video.

[@camwhapshare2729]

fucking smoothbrain

[@duncanurquhart5278]

fr

[@Emersondoesvr]

No I mean like on my tv

[@camwhapshare2729]

@@Emersondoesvr shut up

[@ArgKnoxville86]

I think this is one of my fav episodes, bc looking back on it, you really cannot tell if his moments of diagnosis House and his team seem to be connected, is that because everything is a dream or is it because they are so much in synch?

[@dwacheopus]

I love this episode. It is like a maze to ubderstand what is happening

[@hollyb6885]

I wish we found out what really happened to Harpo though.

[@LeMustache]

@@hollyb6885 House is good at subconsciously remembering a lot of things. So I guess at least a part of what we see in the dream was probably the truth House knew somehow.

[@MultiMackD]

And to think One day both chase and the shooter would become 2 of Chicago's finest lol

[@djoakeydoakey1076]

One shoots House the other punches him.

[@Dakestheman]

Which show would that be?

[@258thHiGuy]

Looked it up on imdb: Chase (Jesse Spencer) is on Chicago Fire, and the shooter (Elias Koteas) is on Chicago PD, which have done crossover episodes with each other in the past. It also made me realize that House isn't even the longest-running American show that Jesse's been on, and I don't know how to feel about that

[@bbb462cid]

It's too bad Chicago Fire has a low production value

[@DrDeuteron]

Bravest?

[@Legba85]

First time I saw this, it hit me hard. “Wow! It only took two seasons for House to get shot?” 😂😂😂😂

[@ThePa1riot]

In any other show I’d say that’s jumping the shark. X)

[@devinfordale8386]

Lol

[@dars5229]

Honestly surprised that doesn't happen more often.

[@victoriathompson2545]

WYM ONLY???

[@OZMus]

Salty.

[@Solid_Hank]

"You're doctor House aren't you?" "You're not gonna shoot me, are you?" LMAO

[@Aegon1]

Me knowing he won’t die bc there are still 6 more seasons: 😮

[@Jonyclik]

funny how House conveniently fell on his left side so they wouldn’t have to make his leg’s ginormous scar

[@Emersondoesvr]

This is the one where house has a hallucination of the patient.

[@lov_eli]

Not just the patient tbh

[@blindfire3167]

He even hallucinates the Ketamine treatment that ends up working lmao

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

@@blindfire3167 And he ends up waking up by killing the patient. He uses the device meant to perform surgery, to slice the patient in half. The patient drops the bullet that hurt House, House picks it up, and wakes up on a stretcher.

[@letyvasquez2025]

No way hizzy...

[@adelemcdaniel4281]

Great show!

[@starscarrednyx]

No sensible place would put the victim and the culprit together in the same hospital room.... or is he hallucinating or something?

[@WallaWaller]

Aye, spoilers for a decade+ old episode: It was all a hallucination. The only parts that were real were the bits leading up to the shooting itself. Everything after was in Houses' head.

[@starscarrednyx]

@@WallaWaller LoL thanks for the confirmation! I saw it in the comments afterwards too but still wondered... I spent the last decade too busy to catch most popular media. I needed new comedy and got hooked on watching these clips end of last year. This was the one that tipped the scales for me to try to buy the whole thing on dvd and I got lucky it was on sale.

[@PegAMurphy]

love this show 💖💖💖

[@Sheriden.]

Moral of the story: Don’t have an affair

[@Kozmokast]

I like how an ad played the moment he got shot.

[@Shadowjct]

Wait a second, at the beggining the guy ask who House is, which clearly shows that he never met him before. Then there's this scene where he says that he confessed to House that he had an affair... how is that possible?

[@Minumer]

It's later revealed that everything in this episode after he's shot is a dream, that's why the internal logic has holes in it afterwards.

[@TamaWrecks]

House doesn't see his patients and only sees people when he needs to get them to answer something and his team couldn't get them to talk. He was also treating his wife, not him, high likelihood that they never met face to face.

[@tesseract5569]

Because House was dreaming the stuff with Moriarty

[@vitomcsween974]

What kind of Hospital puts a shooter literally right next to his victim, even if he is handcuffed to the bed, that's just messed up even for House

[@ActuallyHoudini]

i think it's because they knew house would be angry if they didn't.

[@ThePa1riot]

It’s all a hallucination remember? House’s brain put the guy who shot him right next to him.

[@nemodra4790]

An imaginary one.

[@richardhobbs7360]

@@ThePa1riot 99% sure the guys there at the end of the episode, when he's woken up

[@aegis6485]

​@@richardhobbs7360Nah, they flat out mention that security shot the guy dead.

[@RanitKrSingh]

It took some time but Diagnosis specialists are real time detective

[@vangildermichael1767]

I couldn't take the temptation. I had to finish the episode. I have PRIME and S1E24 I can go watch the rest of it. That is such a genius (season closer). If I hadn't already watched the next season, I can draw at least 2, super strong paths this series could go down. From this point. And it draws down to everybodies life. Everybody has a moment in life that they can only save one person. Or, you can take it more lax. And everyday, you make decisions that decide how other peoples life will unfurl. Such "deep" analogies. AND it's a season closer. see ya next year.

[@Ranchhand323]

The eyeball rapidly oozing out of the socket was perfect answer to Foreman's " What next ? "

[@stellaarcher2062]

His voice is extra crispy here

[@thebaconthief135]

1:00 is some wild timing for an ad to show up

[@Exc3ssIv3]

“Not today. Today I’m on morphine”

[@LRSNRCNG309]

One of the best episodes

[@hollyb6885]

I agree. But I say that about most episodes of House.

[@jlhoosier5202]

Much respect but uhhh wrong channel I believe...

[@Sisho88]

"Not today, today I'm on morphine." I may not have been shot before, but I have had substantial damage to one of my arms in the past. The morphine is good....there was still a lot of pain lol

[@zerotodona1495]

You’d be surprised how much someone always in pain deals with more pain…

[@spiker.ortmann]

Everything depends on the dose... I had 3 broken ribs in surgery and morphine was magical... they were overdosing me, but that's the point I was making... 😂

[@deejayk5939]

The eye thing!!! Omg

[@Berelore]

Turns out it was Lupus...

[@scywee9543]

To all the people who haven't seen the full episode, you gotta watch it 100% This episode was such a mindfuck fr, the ending was insane

[@begrackled]

Elias Koteas being awesome.

[@HI_TYME2]

His eye just popped out-

[@phoqueme]

House's rizz on Cameron was supreme 🤣

[@lukeonuke]

the more i get older the more i realise that IT guys and Doctors have a suprisingly same sense of humor, and both usualy are negative in the rizz department

[@TheEpicBugBoy]

0:58 an add popped up at a great time

[@JessieDadio]

What organ did the first bullet hit? What does the body release when it is in protection mode?

[@user-db3xu1hw7r]

I think it's either a gunshot wound, or lupus

[@johnalfano4779]

6:42 reference to hugh laurie’s song unchain my heart?

[@miletadulovic577]

"Look at me Skyler! I am the morphine!!!!!"

[@envymordecai4429]

I love that Cuddy isn’t surprised at all that House dragged himself from the ICU after emergency surgery for being shot 😂 It’s like she was waiting for him

[@BadBoyBobby85]

5:15 diversanory pain

[@takumi2023]

I forgot what happen to that guys swollen tongue.

[@SoraDestiny471]

The shooter must be infuriating if this is his after reaction when he was expecting more

[@valerieprice1393]

Okie I'll watch house again

[@jesselepooh]

really great show, but how much money did they save by never having drinks in cups ?

[@610Hobbies]

If this show happened nowadays, that guy would just be someone House pissed off in 4chan.

[@achiblitz_]

I’ve never seen the rest of this one

[@ekathe85]

This is the same dude that compacted Shredder. House should have known better than to mess with him

[@jhemmingway806]

Hawkeye getting reviewed by House, might as well bring in Natasha to get make sure Hawk listens to the doctor before calling Fury

[@maryqualls5086]

We just gonna ignore the whole IV that's not hooked up to House thing but he's hauling it around anyway?

[@charliecharliewhiskey9403]

That's part of hallucinations House was having. He got shot, then hallucinated everything after it; the shooter being in the same wardroom as him, him being able to walk around. It's why he flits back and forth between walking around with an IV and being back in the hospital bed, his brain is hallucinating that he's in hospital, but then as he focuses on solving problems he drifts away from the hospital only having the IV as token acknowledgement of the real situation, then his brain catches up and remembers "wait I should be in a hospital bed right now, change scene."

[@kasuntharaka11]

FYI - this a dream house having after being shot

[@johndaarteest]

Eye didn't see that last part coming.

[@Wallpaper_GOD.v.2]

Eye see what you did there lol

[@johndaarteest]

@@Wallpaper_GOD.v.2 you're a good pupil

[@Galahad54]

Iris I could unsee the eyeball popping out.

[@Allthingsedits505]

The fact there’s eye puns in this comment’s section is the best thing in the universe

[@johndaarteest]

@@Allthingsedits505 Well it lens itself to the subject.

[@hkaayaakuu]

I forgot the turn of drama here

[@Noclue-eh2bh]

I've just finally finished house it was sad

[@tacklecentralfishing1051]

It's Det. Alvin Olinsky

[@heatheraucoin5832]

“I’m twice your size get your hands of me” I 😂when he said that bc I know where to strike him to take him down. 1) His jugular ( I can just flick it) 2) His wound (poke it) 3) His leg (sweep it) 4) His foot (Step) 5) His eyes (poke, Capt. Insano shows no mercy) 6) His nose (slap it like Dorothy did Lion) 7) His ear ( Wet Willy, doesn’t hurt, but not comfortable.

[@rrowhe4d]

Why does the guy with the gun ask which one of them is House in the beginning if he used to be his patient?

[@michelletebbutt86]

Isn't that the guy who plays Alvin in Chicago PD?

[@moonwing1]

Elias Koteas, Casey Jones!!

[@wobby1268]

With Captain Casey, no less.

[@burninggamm2624]

personnal fact : i saw 9 time the entire serie... and i still want to watch it, maybe... i'am siiiiiiiiiiick :)

[@hollyb6885]

I binged the entire series 3 times in a row. I’m now on season 8 of my 4th binge. This series is phenomenal!!

[@JaceTimes]

@@hollyb6885 So what was wrong with the patient in this video?

[@JaceTimes]

So what was wrong with the patient in this video?

[@burninggamm2624]

@@JaceTimes house get shot and hallucinated all the episode, the guy who shoot him reminded house that nothing is real because the case didn't fit he knew all result and exam before cameron tell him, and he don't feel pain

[@hollyb6885]

@@JaceTimes They never showed what actually happened to Harpo. In House’s hallucination House kills Harpo using the surgical robot. The bullet that shot House falls out of Harpo’s hand when he died and we go back to reality with House being rushed into surgery at the end of the episode.

[@Gumbocinno]

1:12 I don't know, roughly everyone he's ever interacted with?

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Then what happened?

[@yeahimraptor]

fine...I'll watch House a 7th time. I wish I was kidding.

[@proffranco4229]

You and me brother 😢

[@jennifertselentis4755]

Not impossible

[@u-law8149]

You should go but where are you going

[@rahulcm6479]

lesson learned: never watch dr house while having dinner.

[@spiker.ortmann]

What are you talking about? It's the best time to watch it... 😂

[@rahulcm6479]

@@spiker.ortmannits the scenes like the last one where his eyes pop out😂

[@spiker.ortmann]

@@rahulcm6479 to watch while eating? I remember some way worse... from the top of my head, the guy with fungi in the mouth and the times when they vomit blood for example... 🤮

[@rahulcm6479]

@@spiker.ortmann true xd

[@northbearNL]

CHICAGO PD Elias Koteas :DD

[@hellodolly9840]

Yep. Single

[@Suryadavinci]

Im just like House without the intelligence, charisma and good looks.

[@williamtimmons4405]

Why would they put them in the same room.

[@charliecharliewhiskey9403]

The guy shot house, but then after that it's House hallucinating. His brain imagines him being in the same room as the perp.

[@shamsolfaisaly9359]

I missed this episode.. 🤔

[@redbarrelentertainment]

Always thought the shooter looked a lot like Jason Paige

[@dtw8446]

I'm Doctor House M.D., Doctor of Medicine

[@258thHiGuy]

It's so funny that being shot is just the B plot

[@adyansadiq6900]

He is not twice her size

[@-Doxxii-666]

What season or episode was this?!

[@sparkydoogle1b]

S2 E24

[@-Doxxii-666]

@@sparkydoogle1b OMG THANK YOU!

[@Prateek500000]

When house thought he was on morphine but he was actually on ketamine 😅

[@user-ms1pg2ok4i]

How did the guy get in there with a gun?

[@spiker.ortmann]

In the USA? Unless every bit of media lied to us about their laws, wouldn't be that hard to do...

[@jacobdockter3436]

why wouldnt guy just sue house for millions for breaking HIPA?

[@ispeakmytruth1549]

Maybe because the information wasn't health-related and was given voluntarily?

[@spiker.ortmann]

Doesn't HIPA applies to the patients only? He wasn't the patient, he was patient's husband.

[@hellodolly9840]

I am single

[@Cuythulu]

I love House, but it drives me crazy why they never explained the identity of the shooter.

[@J5wingo123]

They did in this very clip. 6:42

[@Cuythulu]

@@J5wingo123 It was revealed that the whole episode was a dream House was having while in coma, thus that confession was not real.

[@randomindividual769]

​@@Cuythulucould be that was House rationalizing the shooting. Perhaps deep in his subconscious he remembered who he was. Sure he didn't know for sure why. But if we assume he remembered the guy and the story of the wife being sick did happen then we can assume he also remembered the affair. Then from there we can think House built up a narrative based on the clues of what happened which led to the shooting. The whole reasoning could be completely wrong, but it's something that the brain pieced together by grabbing memories from deep within House. And it wouldn't be the only time House solves something while unconscious.

[@Cuythulu]

@@randomindividual769 That's waaaaay too speculative. I whish the writers would have directly addressed it.

[@theauthor6669]

@@Cuythulu When Amber hallcination appears in season 5, it's pretty clear that House remember's everything in his subconciousness and most certainly would remember reading how one of his patient's committed suicide