One Movie Later - Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss the tie-in movie to the latest Awesome Mix album, Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2!
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TONY GOLDMARK
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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
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LUKE SKI
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[@SonofMrPeanut]

"It's probably the closest Marvel is ever going to get to doing a straight-up comedy." And then Thor Ragnarok happened.

[@DanielDAdkins]

Fun Fact: Taserface is an actual character from the comics. His first appearance? Guardians of the Galaxy #1 (1990)

[@tandnmom100]

I don't believe you pronounced that correctly. It's actually called Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission *BREAKOUT BEFORE YOU GET BUMRUSHED AT THE **_WILD WILD WEST_*

[@peteisgod66]

You, you are an awesome human.

[@handland2446]

BlackHatGuy64 I

[@SamAronow]

You don’t want to see my hand, where my hand be at!

[@daelen.cclark]

When I roll into the-

[@annamelissinos2478]

Congratulations Tony on coming the closest to guessing Star Lord's father

[@RyanArchiveDump]

De-aged Kurt Russell looks so good because it was (mostly) not CG.

[@swanpride]

Still very impressive.

[@grkpektis]

I've heard a fan theory that the reason Marvel is killing off all their villains is because Thanos is going to ask Hela (Godess of Death from Thor 3) to bring them all back to create Thanos' version of the Dark Avengers. Maybe he'll even bring back heroes like Yondu but turn them evil. It's just a theory but I think that would be awesome

[@Broadwaychica]

grkpektis ...now I'm gonna be disappointed if that doesn't happen.

[@etrules100]

You mean the Masters of Evil?

[@rosebyanyname]

*THE TWILIGHT ZONE TOWER OF -* aw, never mind.

[@crascet]

Rose Weldon You can say that in Florida.

[@LandonMcAfee]

Incidentally, "Horde of Gamoras" is the name of my "Whip Warriors" tribute band.

[@hafaball]

this doesn't have nearly enough end credit scenes

[@FNGLHR]

The moment I saw Baby Groot dancing in the opening credits I knew... I knew we were right back in it. Strap in, sit down and enjoy the ride. This is gonna be one damn fun thrill ride.

[@zachreichgut]

The New Twilight Zone Tower of Terra The New Twilight Zone Tower of Terra The New Twilight Zone Tower of Terra The New Twilight Zone Tower of Terra The New Twilight Zone Tower of Terra

[@jack-g4112]

AHAHAHAHHAAH I understand that reference. 1 Internet point for you!

[@SonofMrPeanut]

Charlie's and Haley's reaction to "OG Guardians" is priceless.

[@electricdevil2422]

As for Jackson Pollock, I used to watch PBS all the time in the 80s and Jackson Pollock and his paintings actually came up a few times on a program that tried to explain why his paintings were so remarkable. It's the same channel that showed documentaries on Picasso and showed the Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, so Pollock is not unusual.

[@SonofMrPeanut]

One very important aspect of Guardians carries over to this sequel: Despite being mostly removed from Earth, this is the most human series in the MCU.

[@MiscellaneousSoup]

1. Ego is my new favorite villain. I had hoped to see more of him in his planet form, but that one image was really, really good. 2. I had a mild case of whiplash when it went from the incredibly sad ending to the goofy initial post-credits scene and fun music. 3. I thought it outdid the first film in every way. Not to say that the first one was bad. 4. I hope we get a Mantis spinoff, or at least a supporting role in the rumored Rocket/Groot spinoff film. Part of this movie actually felt like a Rocket/Groot buddy movie. 5. Finally, I thought it was the most visually stunning Marvel movie. It just looked so, so beautiful.

[@laytonhudson9197]

41:48 he said this movie is freaking awesome, only he didn't say freaking

[@daelen.cclark]

We need to have a talk about your language.

[@JoshFreilich]

I'll have you know that I was really rocking out when "The Chain" came back in the climax. However, I was a little disappointed that it wasn't the remix in the trailers with the low-sounding drums and heavy-hitting strings. And I was LARGELY disappointed that the music didn't stick around long enough for "CHAAAAAAAAAAAIN, keep us together".

[@A_Oda27]

4:28 That didn't age well. #RehireJamesGunn

[@TonyGoldmark]

Very true.

[@A_Oda27]

@@TonyGoldmark *HOLY CRAP IT WORKED. WE DID IT!*

[@yellowmarket6076]

Please tell me I wasn't the only one singing along to Pac-Man Fever.

[@thejediguy3362]

I will say this when Tower of Terror announced its closing and turning into Guardians I was confused about that idea. Then I saw the first film during a time when I truly needed it and then I became a little more open to the new idea. I found out about how the ride would function and I was on board. I saw footage of the Rocket animatronic and I got very pumped! I rode it to 'I Want You Back' and I love it for what it is! So Jerk because of that, you've earned my trust and respect after that! Thank You!

[@TAGMovieProductions]

Great video Tony! Love to see more soon!

[@disneydork100]

I saw the new Mission Breakout teaser and, I've been supportive of this idea since the start, but since seeing the movie and this teaser I want to go on it even more!

[@Collageman90]

You forgot that James Gunn wrote the first two live-action Scooby-Doo movies besides just writing and directing Slither and Super. No offensive.

[@christheleavittman7080]

Coming back to this vlog because of a certain Guest's Choice on a certain podcast, and boy has a lot changed in 6 years. James Gunn got fired then rehired from Vol 3 which just released in 2023 because of numerous Suicide Squad and Covid-related delays, Gunn is now tasked to reboot DC's cinematic universe after how good of a Suicide Squad movie he made and the Snyderbros are LEVID, Joss Whedon left Batgirl but not before trying and failing to salvage Justice League and he's now looked down upon in cinema/nerd cultures (also Batgirl is likely never gonna release while Zaslav is still in charge), Marvel has kept more directors to do their sequels like Jon Watts, Edgar Wrong (aka Peyton Reed), Taika Waititi, and Ryan Coogler, Zach's THANOS theory was incorrect unless H stands for Hydra or Hill (though y'all were right in that Thanos has armies of "children"), and Michael Rooker dies again in a James Gunn movie only this time his character actually deserved it (Savant in The Suicide Squad).

[@Cyrus21100]

Thankfully James Gunn is going to do Guardians Volume 3 again.

[@Detaur]

It didn't occur to me until I saw this in my subscription box that it would make sense for there to be a One Movie Later on this, because I'm slow. I saw this on Free Comicbook Day and I too liked it more than the first because the first still had the trappings of being a Marvel move (generic villain, tie ins to other movies, oddly places quips), but this one ditched that for the better and I appreciate that, I also liked the character focus of it. My friend I saw it with however thought that the movie was kind of pointless as nothing major really happened. Anyway, keep up the good work.

[@xar3949]

When I went to see this movie, almost every time Baby-Groot came on there was always someone who went, "Awww."

[@SonofMrPeanut]

Something De-Aged RDJ has going for it: No matter what flaw you notice, it's a simulation. That right there is a free pass for any visual blemishes.

[@teddyfurstman1997]

Mst3k never gets old. LOL

[@SonofMrPeanut]

My theory regarding The Soul Stone: We see it first in Thor, being wielded by Hela. In Black Panther, it will be revealed that it crash landed in Wakanda w/ their vibranium deposits. The stone gave the Black Panther line the ability to speak w/ their ancestors, though it makes its way back to space since Hela will have it. That or she finds it on Earth and then uses it to crush Thor's hammer, Mjolnir.

[@bundeewaje790]

Chill the Galaxy Song had me dead right off the bat.

[@andrewtaylor940]

Great review of a great and fun movie. Oh to correct a misconception regarding the Guardians and "Super Powers". They all have powers of sorts. Drax is nearly indestructible, hence Drax the Destroyer. Gamora is cyberbetically and biologically enhanced to be the ultimate assassin. Enhanced speed, strength, reflexes and durability. Rocket has near perfect situational and tactical awareness and was biologically and cyberneticalky created or modified to be such. Star Lord is a tech gadget user.

[@oodololly2529]

Ren & Stimpy.

[@TonyGoldmark]

What about it?

[@TonyGoldmark]

Ah yes of course.

[@theoddestchannel2.022]

Really sucks that the one theme park attraction with Chris Pratt, I won't be able to ride since I'm a pussy.

[@TonyGoldmark]

I used to be a pussy too, and then I just kept repeating to myself, "if it wasn't safe, they wouldn't let people ride it."

[@disneydork100]

Tony Goldmark That kind of mindset actually got me on a lot of the rides in Disney World Except what was actually going through my head was a quote from Kingdom Keepers 2: "this is Disney it'll probably support a tank"

[@macncheesetv9816]

TheOddest Channel 2.0 I was terrified of Tower of Terror. What helped me was I learned everything I could about how the ride works. Look at ride footage, read up on how they built the ride, etc. I still was only able to build up the nerve to ride it twice (and it was amazing). Good luck to ya

[@harrywithanh]

What about the Jurassic World ride at Universal Hollywood?

[@gamergabe18]

Will you be doing a video on Guardian of the Galaxy: Mission BREAKOUT... the comic? (Or at least mention it...) It's a tie-in comic for the ride. I bought it, and I think it's a pretty good book.

[@TonyGoldmark]

I might mention it.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

This movie does not have the highest body count of any MCU movie because Guardians 1 actually has the highest confirmed body count in cinema history.

[@theoneandonlygree1203]

Still waiting for a Galaxy’s edge Vlog. I know it’s bad, but I want to see his reaction

[@TonyGoldmark]

You're gonna be disappointed then, cuz I love the place. I ask again, have you been there?

[@MrDevin1125]

Where can I buy that Muppets from Space poster and how many gold doubloons will it cost me?

[@TonyGoldmark]

You'll have to ask Luke. It's his apartment.

[@caitlinerickson7355]

I feel like James Gunn is still around because I think he might scare some of those upper brass MCU guys... mainly because every time I see James Gunn talk, he kinda terrifies me. In a good way, but still.

[@camdroid4936]

I feel like Guardians of The Galaxy will become Marvel's Star Wars. What do you think Tony Goldmark?

[@dannytheman1313]

You lost your mom I'm legit sorry to hear that Tony.

[@uneek35]

I don't think Stan Lee is supposed to be a Watcher. Just a regular human who hangs out with Watchers and they somehow let him jump around. I mean, maybe I haven't read the comics where they have, but I don't think the Watchers have ever been known to shapeshift.

[@Marveryn]

guardian the galaxy first one was a more enjoyable movie but the second one had better Feel. It was more intimate then the first one cause on the way they dealt with family

[@danshull1331]

What is your favorite ride/attraction based on a bad or mediocre property?

[@TonyGoldmark]

Just Disney, or at any park?

[@TonyGoldmark]

If we're just talking Disney, it's gotta be Splash Mountain (though that may change once I visit Pandora). If we're talking about any theme park, I gotta say Revenge Of The Mummy, specifically the one at Universal Florida. Never cared for the movies, but the ride is AMAZING. The Transformers ride gets honorable mention.

[@williamleonardreesejr.1992]

Tony Goldmark To hop into this with a similar line of questioning, any opinions on Busch Gardens here in Florida?

[@TonyGoldmark]

I've never been there, so nope. My friend Dave made some videos about it though: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoPMn35oZqypbbs And of course there's THIS David Cross routine about it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKCllqZ_pL-Fp8U

[@williamleonardreesejr.1992]

Well if you ever have some free time I would recommend it. . And thanks for the videos to watch, I'll have to watch them in the morning after Radio Dead Air.

[@rct3isepic]

SPOILERS AHEAD! I kind of wish the growing blob that signified Ego's power had sucked up the tower of terror as a playful homage. also yeah this movie just got me really hyped for the ride. though the ending for was me was interesting. one part of me was saying "aww that's so sweet and sad" the other part was saying "FUCK YOU GUARDIANS! First you take away a monument of overcoming my childhood fears AND THEN YOU MAKE ME CRY!"

[@ndep93]

Well, now you'll have to do a review of the new ride as soon as physically possible!

[@mashitandsmashit]

The New Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout...Meh, doesn't quite roll off the tongue like the New Twilight Zone Tower of Terror The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror...

[@TonyGoldmark]

I will most certainly do an in-park vlog about Mission Breakout once it opens. As for a full Some Jerk review...maybe. We'll see.

[@ndep93]

Tony Goldmark Looking forward to it! So much for the notion of having the after party for the movie's premiere being the grand opening of the ride. Would have been a great way to kick things off, but no one can really complain considering how fast the transformation took!

[@angusng816]

Tony, please do a One Movie Later on The Fate of the Furious and talk about Fast and Furious: Supercharged?

[@TonyGoldmark]

I've never seen a Fast and the Furious movie in my life and I'm not planning to start now.

[@RCDznr616]

Tony, the issue with Breakout is that Disney had an insufficient park and fixed it, thematically, over the course of 13 years. For 2014 (the opening of the Grizzly Peak Recreational area at Soarin') through 2016 (Closure of Tower of Terror) the park had elements that visually tied together. Looking from Soarin' you had 1930's northern California, Buena Vista street was 1930's Southern California and then the Hollywood Tower Hotel in the distance that was 1940's California. The visual intrusion of the tower was not an issue because it didn't break the area. Now Breakout does. It sticks out like a sore thumb that you can see from everywhere in DCA, breaking theme, and it does the same when you can see it from Disneyland.

[@TonyGoldmark]

I think it looks retro-futurist enough that it still feels era-appropriate. As Haley pointed out, it looks kinda like "Space Egypt," possibly in reference to Old Hollywood's Metropolis-era aesthetic of making sci-fi look Egyptian. Can you even see it from inside Disneyland Park? I know you can see it from the esplanade, and it's WAY more enticing than just an old hotel (hell, if you weren't familiar with the resort and you were standing in the esplanade, you might've easily confused the TOT for just some hotel on Harbor Blvd. You look at Mission Breakout, on the other hand, and you KNOW it's a ride). And it's hardly the first Disneyland landmark to "break theme" - what in God's name is a German castle and a Swiss mountain doing in 1900s Missouri?

[@RCDznr616]

Thanks for replying, Tony. I really love your videos about the parks! They're really fun and done with such a charming cadence. You clearly put a lot of effort into your ideas and it really pays off. Now, I've gotta hand it to ya there. I have cited the Matterhorn and the Castle before in similar arguments. You can see Breakout from the Floral Mickey. It's not much, but it's something. I'll tell ya, it DOES garner a lot of attention, but that was an old way of creating theme parks where attractions could be seen from other areas as to be visual magnets to draw guests towards the attractions. But this kind of care has been taken with attractions for years. the tiki bulls on top of the Tiki Room are the only part of the tiki room that can be seen from areas in Frontierland and they themed those so they wouldn't be an unthemed visual intrusion. Breakout, while showy and fun, (and honestly as a ride I"m looking forward to seeing what they did with the tower) it breaks from the modern standards of making cohesive themed environments. I mean to follow the proper planning and thematic consistency of Diagon Alley in Orlando and Carsland in DCA. To take something that breaks this hard work and effort throughout so much of DCA seems short sighted aesthetically.

[@TonyGoldmark]

To me, Floral Mickey is more of an extension of the esplanade than the park itself. You don't REALLY enter the park until you walk through one of the tunnels. And again, I think Mission Breakout still looks retro-futurist enough to fit thematically. But, we'll see.

[@RCDznr616]

Agreed to an extent about Floral Mickey. If the rumored Marvel land ever gets done behind Breakout, then thematically it will be attached to an entire Marvel experience rather than a one-off Marvel ride. I also find it really funny that Disney isn't allowed to say "Marvel" in any promotional advertising for the attraction or the "summer of heroes". Those poor guests who will be searching DCA for Batman.

[@dunes8817]

Yeah and the trailer is mostly from just the first 15 min.

[@rudyroche2608]

Oh, man... why the hateful eight spoiler? :(

[@TonyGoldmark]

You've had time to see it.

[@rct3isepic]

i think the slime that was covering the city should've covered the tower of terror.

[@daelen.cclark]

Having it cover Disneyland?

[@rct3isepic]

@daelen.cclark yeah, mostly just for the joke of Guardians taking over the ride. It'd be a split second shot but a funny one nonetheless

[@crispysteve42]

Why didn't you include Pac-Man by Weird Al in this video?

[@TonyGoldmark]

Because I'm honestly not that big a fan of it. I recognize its historical value, but I'm not sure it would even make my top five list of favorite songs about Pac-Man ever.

[@crispysteve42]

Fair enough, I'm not super knowledgeable on Pac-Man related songs so it's probably in my top 5 by default

[@TimeNerd]

Hey jerk. Can you do jimmy neutron's nick toon blast at universal studious Orlando, the Hannah Barbara ride that was before the jimmy neutron, and nickelodeon studious.

[@TonyGoldmark]

Maybe someday.

[@crascet]

You forgot the inclusion of Adam Warlock in the post-credit scene.

[@TonyGoldmark]

Yeah, I meant to ask the rest of the group who exactly this "Adam" was. Forgot. Oh well.

[@DanielDAdkins]

Another thing about Adam Warlock is that, in the comics, he was originally known as simply "Him." Considering his connection to the Soul Gem, he could fit the bill on the "H" in "THANOS."

[@pyixo4308]

jerk gaurdians of the galaxy misson BREAKOUT is doing soft openings

[@TonyGoldmark]

I'm aware. Gonna ride it next week.

[@ThePonderer]

I actually think that this is the *third* direct sequel Marvel's made that's better than the first. I think Age of Ultron surpasses the first Avenger overall.

[@zachreichgut]

Really?

[@ThePonderer]

Zack Da Filmmaker408 yup

[@zachreichgut]

Well I hated Rogue One, so I guess if you want to believe that Age of Ultron is better than the original I'm cool with that

[@garrettcarter2959]

Bah, *MEDIORE.*