One Shot SciFi 1677 - The Time the Humans Took a Walk | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs | Hel Jumpers

[@alecbaldwin7407]

I wrote dis! Thank you Argo! and thank you all, listeners and the HFY Community! Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, go take a walk.

[@jeremybumgarner1908]

Did damn fine work Alec. Hell Jumpers don't jump into hell to fight it, they jump in to claim it for themselves!

[@willgallatin2802]

Well done. Reminds me of jump school in the late 80's.

[@M33f3r]

King Leonitis of the Spartan 300 fame said that he was going out for a walk.

[@markuhler2664]

Brag on it, ya' done good.

[@LouieJnV]

Hello Good day Sir! This was a good read! Please create more. Thank you so much :)

[@frankjones4804]

Human: I'm going for a walk Alien: no you're not! Human: and who's gonna stop me? Michael-mic-doesn't-exist.

[@wrathshorts2894]

Humans: When hope is gone. Undo this lock. And send us out. On a moonlit walk. Release restraint level... *ZERO*

[@redbird300011]

Very enthusiastic walks

[@junkercitizen229]

ALUCAAAAARD

[@jaredvp]

And just like that I know what I'm watching tonight 🤣

[@hiddenoath8159]

Seems like we need to hook up some goddamn dsl.

[@dj82020]

🎶It's a Party, party, party! We're going to have a party!🎶

[@maxxor-overworldhero6730]

Boondock. Saints.

[@willgallatin2802]

leave it to a bunch of terrans to jump out of a perfectly good space craft during an atmospheric entry. A time honored tradition dating back to their mid 20th century.

[@jackaubrey8614]

When you've had more atmosphere craft take-offs than landings.....

[@snidecommenter7117]

It's even been done without parachutes. Russian counter attack, Stalingrad. They dropped 100,000 men behind German lines. They had something like 20,000 parachutes. The rest were on low, slow planes. Spotters would scan for deep snowdrift and signal the troops who would let go of the wings and drop into the snow. 10% casualties on landing. So they had a little over 90,000 operational troops from the get go.

[@Iskelderon]

Exactly the joke a friend constantly had to endure because he became an Army Ranger instead of joining the Air Force like his old man! 😂

[@ekhidna4]

And it was, as it turned out, a *very* enthustiastic walk.

[@krayzoman]

"I need to talk to the human general about this 'Plan B' before he tells his troops" "errr, they all just left, sir"

[@ChaoticTeen16]

NOOOO!!!!!

[@vanevanhaagen4011]

@@ChaoticTeen16 They said they were going for a Walk.

[@syrathdouglas1244]

Persistence hunting doesn’t sound that scary but imagine it: you’re trying to escape a predator, you run as fast as you can, get as much distance between you as possible, but every time you stop to take a break you turn around and see it still following. You continue to run, getting more and more tired, more and more hungry, more and more dehydrated. They start to catch up. You try to stand, to flee, but you can’t. You collapse on the ground as they get closer and closer. And when they get to you, they end you. That’s the scary part, it’s not that they chase you fast, it’s that they Just. Don’t. Stop.

[@DarkNova69]

Think of how much of our classic horror is persistence hunting.

[@Sean_XT]

That is the source of humanity’s stubbornness, as well as having to fight our way to the top of the food chain on terra.

[@derekstein6193]

It Follows is just an avatar of humanity, confirmed.

[@Dr.Westside]

Biological terminators .

[@ChaosLierLen]

Xenos: We dominate space. Terrans: Ah, yes, but time is on Our side.

[@muninrob]

Here's the scary part - those drop troopers were rookies, it's always the FNG's that need to pump themselves up on the way in - to the Airborne elite, it's "just another quick hop into a long drop". I doubt that will EVER change. Signed: They're all cargo to me.

[@Sean_XT]

The orbital drop troops are just the next evolution of airbourne and marines

[@galahadthegreen5696]

Can confirm.. we still go out smiling though. Signed - cargo

[@muninrob]

@@galahadthegreen5696 "We drew your pick-up too - see ya in a couple weeks at Baker, try not to be late."

[@muninrob]

​@@galahadthegreen5696 A coke & a candy bar going in, a double of gentleman jack on the way out - the only questions asked being "what's the scale say on that bag?" and "shot of Jack?". (Late 90's H-60's & CH-47's)

[@Snipergoat1]

Most any ranger can get behind a good bit of theater. It may have started hyping up the new guys but as soon as they got a reaction you can bet your ass the rest would join in just for the hell of it.

[@Snipergoat1]

Years later Ma'Dok was detained and required therapy for his reaction when a human, wishing to discuss a private matter, suggested they take a walk and talk about it.

[@soulin11]

Genius comment 😂

[@Unknown.NotRegistered]

I am getting TFS Alucard enthusiastic walk vibes here.

[@junkercitizen229]

When hope is gone, undo this lock. And send me forth on a moonlit walk. Release Restraint Level...ZERO

[@daltonsharp6254]

Same seems we’re on the same wavelength.

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

I get more Pirates 1 vibes.

[@redlantern6669]

@@junkercitizen229guys I don’t want to jinx it. But I think we got him

[@kingkiller1451]

"Go for a walk", I can think of an abridged that gives the perfect example of the kind of walk they are taking 🤣

[@robinchwan]

ALUCARD!!! " go for a walk! "

[@ItsMeAngelAphrodisia]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. When Cpt. Barbossa tells the Crew to take a walk, they all jump in the water and sink to the bottom.

[@HaroldoPinheiro-OK]

A *very enthusiastic* walk. 😆

[@kingkiller1451]

@@ItsMeAngelAphrodisia Oh, I forgot about that scene actually. That's a great one too!

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

yeah and am so sorry for the enemy team-

[@crimsonblood1173]

ODST are some of my favorite in sci-fi hell jumpers Hooray lol

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

“ALUCAAAAARRRRD!!!!!” “Go for a walk”

[@hiddenoath8159]

(Sighs deeply) When hope as gone, undothis lock and sendxme forth on a moonlit walk... release restraint level 0

[@danmorariu9889]

@@hiddenoath8159 "restraint level... What!?!"

[@dj82020]

@@hiddenoath8159 level what?

[@tenchraven]

"That should have been the first clue." Yeah, thats the clue you should listen to.

[@derrickbarney8731]

“Just going for a walk about” -crocodile dundee

[@fairwinds610]

They sound like Federation Mobile Infantry in Marauder suits. Starship Troopers!

[@westcoaststacker569]

What I think of as Heinlein was my first major exposure to Sci Fi. Sadly the movie butchered the book.

[@Sutskoen]

​@@westcoaststacker569 hardly surprising, considering what's-his-face never read the book and hated Heinlein, making a parody that failed to even portray what he desired

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Somewhere in the afterlife, Alucard and Integra are arguing about him corrupting all of humanity with his 'walks'.

[@Elodin001]

@Druid of Scosglen "I'm not apologizing."

[@reddeathstar2428]

I was chuckling at the end of the video but this just made me burst out laughing and I thank you for that

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

I mean he's even more immortal at the end of the series than he was at the start and you know he's making integra his next immortal vampire wife so I doubt integra, alucard or the police girl are technically in an afterlife. More just having arguments for the eternity of their unlife/undead existence.

[@PunishedMaracas]

Very well written, i could almost hear the drop troopers punching the walls and snarling like animals as they got hyped up

[@joshuafischer684]

Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die

[@leechowning8728]

Don't care how good your stealth is, nothing is stealthier than a gorilla sized suit of armor with a backpack. You don't get much radar reflection off of a ship they don't have with them.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@kleinjahr]

It's the Mobile Infantry! Do you want to know more?

[@charltonsticher3461]

*Need to know more intensifies!!*

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Yeah I wanted the most enthusiastic Walkers around is alucard. When the restrictions are lifted the walks are Epic

[@raider3167]

Drop ships and drop pods are slow and vulnerable to flak and other ground to air anti-air emplacements. There’s only one sure way to get to the ground mostly safely: jump, preferably with long range anti-armor weapons to use on the way down.

[@user-sq5mr8ut1o]

"The codex astartes does not support this action"

[@raider3167]

@@user-sq5mr8ut1o One: The Codex Astartes is only good for toilet paper. Two: It’s extremely weird seeing my usual online name on someone else-

[@charltonsticher3461]

@@user-sq5mr8ut1o "WELL I CAN'T READ!!!!!!"

[@ballsacsincorp]

heck yeah D-day -1 moment

[@charnor2727]

@@user-sq5mr8ut1o the codex is not something that I bend to, as I am not a astartes, but a human

[@WiredTurkey316]

I'm going for a walk Not the after dinner kind I'm going to use my head I'm going to use my mind

[@ItsMeAngelAphrodisia]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. When Cpt. Barbossa tells the Crew to take a walk, they all jump in the water and sink to the bottom.

[@kingnekogon]

My only nitpick about this story is that it's criminally underestimating how badly humans would want to make a capital ship to stick our precious rail guns on. Hell, we're the species that made the A10 Warthog, a literal Gatling gun with jet engine and wings. Who's to say we wouldn't make a gigantic Gatling rail gun and put a capital ship around it?

[@joshuafischer684]

I'm sure the FOOM sound of a rail gun would replace the BRRRRT of the ThunderPig in pop culture

[@merlinathrawes746]

Sounds about right.

[@leechowning2712]

"Sky breaker rail guns" sounds like a kinetic kill platform. An orbital ship with underslung railguns for when that thing on the ground offended us too much. But the reason for never inventing capital ships is simple... space has no real value. You can go around. It is only PLANETS and STATIONS that make any real difference. With the right gear, a cargoship can drop troopers without the target realizing there is an issue until the dozens of dots enter atmosphere. It is like why we do not make capital ships on earth anymore. Missiles, drones and troops can kill anything.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo When we drop, you stop

[@dalemorgan8263]

Truly a proud continuation of the Morgan tradition of "ill advised" ventures succeeding against the apparent odds.

[@hiddenoath8159]

I dont have to take this im going for a walk

[@WingManFang1]

“We do what we do best, Ladies and Gentlemen take a walk…,” not gonna lie if it was me I’d look the alien dead in the eyes and say “We jump feet first into hell, and come out the other side…” then I’d deliver the other line.

[@xXevilsmilesXx]

"I was half right" 😁😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redraptorx1066]

alien 1: we're doomed. alien 2: what more can we do?! human: *just casually picks up a knife* i'm going to go for a walk. bye~! *strolls out* *sounds of one sided slaughter and good music* alien 1: they're doomed... alien 2: what more can they do....?

[@tacticalturtlez4906]

Humans all be like: “it smell like b*+ch in here. “

[@merlinathrawes746]

Robert A. Heinlein's Starship Troopers would be proud.

[@GoODanDEVIL666333]

It's raining men, hallelujah.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@alecbaldwin7407]

Oh don't worry, that's the next title for the drop trooper's fiction. Followed by "bodies hit the floor" from the enemies' perspective. >=}

[@evanboll4651]

Well, it is a song from the 1920's about all the men who committed suicide by jumping off really tall buildings.

[@Kanamesamasqueen]

When NASA and Marines have kids you get SPACE MARINES!

[@joshuafischer684]

The God-Emperor's Most Holy Inquisition would like a word with you

[@nicksmith2033]

im only 4:47 and i must say the half right part was insanity... "who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane" AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!

[@snidecommenter7117]

My uncle was airborne trained. Never made a combat jump. He was FSSF 4-1

[@jalexwheeler7751]

Plan B = "Use any expedient means" The most gleeful words ever heard by any trooper ever.

[@darkestwilightt]

If they're shocked at what normal humans did here, they're lucky Integra Hellsing wasn't there to tell Alucard to go for a walk.

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

And I like to take enthusiastic moonlit walks!

[@oakenshadow6763]

Helljumpers. Hell yah.

[@GenStallion]

Nothing like a good walk.

[@michaelodonoghue7464]

Humans going for a walk, may be where the term skywalker originated.

[@markuhler2664]

My doctor tells me I need to exercise, starting slowly with walks. Not sure he means this though.

[@sirjmo]

For the enthusiastic walk

[@weirdredpanda]

Did anyone else notice it went from a thin atmosphere to a thick atmosphere in the same paragraph?

[@alecbaldwin7407]

Hi! Author here. This is actually a sequel to "The Sword of Terra", which Argo has narrated a couple months ago. It states the entire star system is in a kind of thin atmosphere itself.

[@weirdredpanda]

@@alecbaldwin7407 Okay, that explains it. I thought it was just a slip up in writing.

[@weirdredpanda]

@@alecbaldwin7407 I have to ask. Is your name really Alec Baldwin?

[@alecbaldwin7407]

@@weirdredpanda Ye. That's why I usually use a writer's handle online. Here on KZbin though I don't really care. Lol it amuses me.

[@weirdredpanda]

@@alecbaldwin7407 You aren't the actor though, are you? I figure that could be somewhat of a common name. I know what it's like to have at least the last name of a celebrity. I used to get asked if I was related to Elvis. Not anymore: it seems he's not as popular anymore. I think Michael Jackson kinda took that place. (I'm not related as far as I know, btw.)

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video. Alucard would be proud. XD

[@lamontejh]

Great Story!

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

For the old ones

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@seanpeacock4290]

sounds like Alucard is alive (ish) and well.

[@clonewitharotarycannon1941]

Anyone else think thunderstruck would work as a soundtrack for this

[@Absalon68]

Effective humans don't care to overestimate.

[@YDV669]

Teal'k: (having just been told to jump out of an airplane) "This does not seem wise, O'neill." O'neill: "I didn't say it was wise; I said it was safe."

[@michaellively6467]

I like that

[@FrozenHawkHunter]

When all hope is last send the humans out on a moon lite walk

[@thetruetri5106]

The walking strat is good for hunting prey, but not really translatable to warfare. As in warfare the opponent usually tries to fight back not to run away

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

Somewhat true but if all our enemies are either ambush or burst predators then humans will win should we survive the first strike of the enemy troops mostly intact, because if we survived the first blow then we'll probably survive the second, and the third and then they're starting to get sloppy and so will start hurting them even if it's not immediately lethal they're gonna be worse off and we're gonna be mostly the same at which point it's like a snowball rolling down a hill.

[@thetruetri5106]

@@donanthebarbarian5177 yeah general constitution is still an advantage for us

[@callisto1556]

DM good one

[@orlandobritt1460]

The power if crazy

[@mikeharris6429]

Praise the Algorithm

[@russellperry9902]

Take the girl and the Frenchman with you

[@bobertoakes1811]

Insert Hellsing ultimate bridged alucard meame

[@hughgordon6435]

Danios, danios, danios!!! Who else?

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Huma: please don't run, why die tired

[@RikkuEcRud]

All I can think of is the scene from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. "Fuck it, dropping the formalities. [Humanity]! _Go for a walk._"

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@randomrant3886]

The fish acting troop of fishtopia are acting the hell out of this (pardon my colonialisms please). I had my doubts but they are clearly irreplaceable and a source of inspiration to any aspiring thespian. Aquatic or otherwise. I must say I wonder what they look like under a black light....

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@randomguy3080]

The must have been speed walking

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@Randomperson-ne3kp]

I shall be the third comment of this video

[@edwarddeguzman3258]

Urge to play quake 2 rising…..

[@dragonmaster37206]

Must be Australian unit

[@TheMonkey747]

Not US Marines, but close.

[@isaiahpelly8370]

For The Algorithm

[@stevenmarko4769]

Down with the Algorithm!!!

[@RevokFarthis]

Battlecast McDuck

[@Shinobubu]

EXO-Planetary HALO jump

[@Kirsten2933]

Like 924.

[@Johnny-j5n]

Police girl loves cannons

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Release reataimt level.... ZERO