Testing Our Rizz in FORSPOKEN

[@soggysoles2872]

The Beatles bit killed me. I really like the idea that the most lauded band in the history of modern music writes lyrics by taking turns one word at a time.

[@pigslam]

you completely missed the actual joke :^)

[@soggysoles2872]

@@pigslam I regret to inform you my idea of the joke is funnier

[@theharvardyard2356]

​@@pigslamit took me way too long to get the actual joke, I was so confused when they laughed so hard

[@cursed_arzine]

@@theharvardyard2356 it makes so much sense with their humour lmfao, I picked it up immediately

[@barmypharmacist]

My name is Ringo I’ve got a big bingo

[@cheesemanthe2nd]

Hearing Zach say "rizz" is like reading a ancient Roman scroll about fortnite creepypastas

[@thiccandridicc]

an ancient

[@diamondkirbo2809]

Valid

[@James.B.Russell]

Maybe if he said rizz years in advance, your analogy would make sense

[@commenteroftruth9790]

@@James.B.Russell yeah their comment made me laugh but it doesnt track

[@princemars6746]

I prefer Lyle saying rizz in old burnt man voice

[@Shift_Salt]

from now on whenever someone animates an oneyplays bit with lyle playing they need to depict his arms holding the controller resting behind his head on the back of the couch so it's accurate to the lore. Someone add this information to the wiki.

[@rhoadrunner3281]

I’m trying this when I get home.

[@VEE0034]

​@@rhoadrunner3281update us!

[@MilesMario]

@@rhoadrunner3281YOULL GET A BAJILLION LASHESH IF THOUST FORGETETH

[@voiceofgrima1179]

And they need to animate his arms very very long

[@MrFoxInc]

making the wiki more and more schizo, bit by bit

[@DeathBaseTURBO]

God I hope they finish game. The funniest series I've watched for a while

[@viper7k]

with an ending to the episode like that, i doubt it.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Don't be cruel

[@SprDrumio64]

There's no Corey playing, and it's not sonic, so they aren't finishing this game

[@manmanderson]

It's funnier when they aren't paying attention to the game

[@megaravanger]

I doubt it, and honestly I'm glad. game is awful

[@DevonPalmer98]

The three pillars of this channel are Master of disguise, nostalgia critic and tomar’s closet of fear

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

And Eight Crazy Nights.

[@DevonPalmer98]

@@TheChildofAuraReborn that’ssssss a technical foul!

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

& The siiimpsooooooons..

[@starman4840]

Ok

[@keystrix3704]

This is the second channel that's been poking me to watch Master of Disguise. I think it's time to cave...

[@11metalfan]

Anytime I see mention of "rizz" I know I'm dealing with a sneakerhead

[@antiphon000]

aka subhuman trash

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

Or a beatnik, maybe.

[@shamwow9889]

*new slur added*

[@My10thAccount]

Only a sneakerhead could come up with something so stupid and only a sneakerlover would indulge it.

[@ShinraTheSketcher]

These Sneakerheads will LITERALLY Rizz on you whilst they no clap cheek back flapcap! They'll brick you and have no chatgpt game at all!

[@YouHaveReachedBob]

"Watching this game makes me think about playing better games." must be the best quote of this playthrough.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

"You have good rizz, you burned my face up"

[@limitcanc3l]

16:50 "How would a professional writer feel if i had a professional screwdriver?" Every moment of this is gold

[@SamuelCatsy]

Between this episode, the AI Dungeon story (Mythical Brony episode), and of course all the boiling milk talk I'm beginning to sense a pattern of how quickly Chris and friends resort to throwing boiling liquids at people. They must've been soldiers in a besieged castle in a past life.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

They just pay attention to history. Boiling liquids are the most effective long-time solution humanity found for invaders at the gate

[@PALACIO254]

They were hunchbacked torturers pulling teeth and pouring boiling oils on people for the ottoman empire

[@telophasemusic]

They're talking about Dan Aykroyd in Coneheads but let's not forget that he totally wrote that scene in Ghostbusters where he gets head from a spooky specter for himself. Also, akryod used to crash hotel events in Monterey CA (hometown represent!) In character as The Blues Brother and it was funny at first but people got sick of it after the 10th time.

[@Gimbly_Gronglor]

Fellow Central Coastian I see, wonder how many watch this channel

[@telophasemusic]

@@Gimbly_Gronglor probably like, five of us. Six maybe.

[@Shift_Salt]

@@Gimbly_Gronglor God I wish I could forget... nothing can erase the dan aykroyd ghost blowjob

[@HOTD108_]

Aykroyd would crash events as both Blues Brothers?

[@telophasemusic]

@@HOTD108_ which ever one Belushi didn't play, as he's been snorting lines in the great beyond for some time now

[@ObiThumbKenobi]

I stand in solidarity with Lyle. Leaning back and putting your hands behind your head while playing is a great way to get through some boring long run somewhere or something

[@Khornecussion]

You mean you sit with your controller in hand behind your head with Lyle.

[@Juicy_Kisses]

Yea I do that sometimes also You know the controls, and you don't have to look at the controller so why not?

[@j.2512]

ew, sneakerheads really do this and have no shame

[@kievbutcher]

I sometimes do the controller resting behind the couch too

[@deemp6773]

I sometimes put my hands through my legs and hold the controller behind my back... real comfy.

[@itzatombro]

I remember when Tomar used his unspoken rizz on the judge to avoid 7 life sentences in prison after his “silly little mistake”

[@ricardomendoza4105]

And that judges name? Jaxxy

[@N1k0SP]

LMFAOO

[@maxiql9565]

Silly little mistake on the gaza strip

[@Dio_Brando290]

The silly mistake was jaxxy touching his spegetai

[@NeepNeepPohn]

His "siwwy wittow mistake," as he put it

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I'm glad the guys can keep us up to date on the newest urban slang.

[@I_Made_it_Up]

Only sneakerheads use rizz

[@VLADPowder]

One I genuinely can't stand is glizzy, and supposedly that's been around quite a while! I had never heard it until a year or so ago

[@voids4818]

They’re on the pulse of current events

[@Whydoyouneedtoknow776]

​@@I_Made_it_UpThis is more true than it needs to be. We're just here for the laughs!

[@sporovid5856]

It legitimately f-ing PEEVES me how people just come out with new words overnight, expect you to start using it, and then retire it in the span of a few months. I’m gonna _generously_ estimate that saying “rizz” will be uncool by 2025

[@Katsukir]

The Master of Disguise thing is half true, they delayed starting production because of 9/11. Then when they came back after the first shoot the director gave a little speech and they had a moment of silence and Dana Carvey was indeed in the turtle makeup and prosthetics, at least, if not the entire turtle suit.

[@Eidolachan]

I think Lyle is extremely cool for playing with his hands behind his head

[@samwallaceart288]

It's like Sheen being a Kung Fu master because he eats his burgers with his feet behind his back

[@unclefreshticles3494]

I'm so glad I'm not the only weirdo who does this. Playing games with the controller behind my head is so comfy lmao

[@mrpane911]

I've done this on occasion. Glad to hear it's a thing.

[@zachsutton6195]

It's actually his little brother playing

[@adamboyd3554]

I'm so happy they've kept on playing this

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

I think this will be THE series people look back on in 2023

[@capacitatedflux]

I think this might be the end of the series, sadly.

[@lowhp_comic]

@@The_G_in_Jesus probably the same reason I genuinely wanna see more Yiik

[@j.2512]

i feel so spoken for rn

[@thomasshrum4006]

​@lowhp_comic yiik is extremely overrated as a series and really only stands on the cornerstone of nostalgia for DD&J. If that series had Tomar & Adam, nobody would care about it being finished like they do.

[@fignificentcable9959]

10:12 I can’t believe Chris predicted Hawk Tuah 😳

[@kekulism]

i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[@colony0fants]

holy shit zach’s delivery at 9:44 is so fucking funny the whole set up is hilarious

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

*sees Zach sipping orange juice and eating celery* Yep, I just got rizzed

[@CitizenSnips88]

Errm, did I just get rizzed on?? *takes big gulp* Okay, well that's teh_r4nd0mz

[@HazeLmao]

dude did you just try to own me!?!?

[@Thegoatone23]

Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, because you just got rizzed

[@caspay21]

Dropped my muffins and waffles 😢

[@Krbyfan1]

Only sneakerheads get rizzed

[@paperbag4477]

I like how they acknowledge that they're out of the loop with words like rizz, but they don't make it unfunny like an snl skit.

[@thealmightyjack]

It doesn't take a Zoomer in the loop to realize the new slang is certifiably garbage and for illiterate sneakerheads

[@Fillardmillmore]

This is the second video where Chris practices picking up one of his co-hosts while thinking about the Beatles

[@Khornecussion]

Everybody loves the Beatles! Here comes the sun!

[@Fillardmillmore]

@@Khornecussion yeah. Only difference was tomar was smitten and Zach got 3rd degree burns

[@graciasmiura8594]

I can't wait for a best of Beatles compilation, if only there were like a guy that compiled oneyplays stuff, an ottoheckelish character out there that could make it happen, sigh

[@peterstangl8295]

RIP

[@sneakysnake7695]

Otto Heckler is ded, Funny Cat Gaming is our new mysterious compiler

[@ethansprague2005]

@@sneakysnake7695 he is Otto

[@graciasmiura8594]

@@ethansprague2005 it's Mr. Funny Cat Gaming for you, buster

[@Awsomeisimo]

Wonder what the fourth word would be

[@feeblecrusty7914]

Between the beetles bit, the game being as funny as it is, and them obsessing about ants once again. This is a hall of fame episode of Oneyplays

[@bigtupa5613]

11:49 its crazy how they've been so accustomed to slop vidya that they are able to predict the upcoming ai generated line multiple times

[@capacitatedflux]

Lyle rizzing all of us with his controller stance. EDIT: Fucking hell Lyle, you should get paid for shit like 11:50. It apparently takes TEAMS of writers to come up with this bullshit writing and yet the boys can nail it instantly.

[@hammechakaiju9140]

I do it too. uuuuuuh I'm gonna rizz dude.

[@LlamaLlama213]

Lyle can predict 2 seconds into the future with his singular Eye

[@Gobbygoblin]

i hold it like that sometimes its comfy

[@ZeldaCDI99]

Let's hope those writers are on strike right now. God knows they need to be payed better 🙄

[@MrDgf97]

@@ZeldaCDI99 yeah dude one shitty game means the entire industry of writers should be paid nothing and rot on the street hopefully

[@daddyporkchopz6259]

Thank you guys for giving me great big chuckles over all these years

[@kaj7135]

You say that like you’re about to delete yourself.

[@magicalperson2800]

Dude, you sound like Goku just before teleporting Cell away (cool anime reference)

[@justintolley9309]

This was a banger episode, if they keep this up Tomar might finally let them out of the dungeon with chains and hooks

[@MrThemanofdoom]

Laughing my ass off at the new animated visuals of Lyle with a controller in his hands behind his head.

[@carapaceonmenace5583]

I wish Tomar was part of this so he could yell at Chris over how much the game cost. "Eighty four cents, you GAVE THESE FUCKERS EIGHTY FOUR CENTS?!"

[@timothytzovolos153]

Tomar Tomar Tomar

[@Squeaky245]

@@timothytzovolos153 Ah yes, the last words so many've screamed in desperation.

[@timothytzovolos153]

Squeaky245 that's a prayer, not a cry for mercy. Don't lump me in with the unenlightened.

[@orbboom6119]

​@@timothytzovolos153the end.

[@Superbuchi]

Hearing Zach confidently state that the term rizz is a month old made my day

[@Gobbygoblin]

how lyle holds his controller is actually really comfy

[@waterPsychiatrist]

is baby zach the new rizz king?

[@BigGreekCock]

I HATE THAT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE REFERENCING

[@ratdelaez]

I was kind of expecting Lyle or Zach referencing that but it seems they're not as degenerate as I expected.

[@Kajlj5000real]

Jaxxy moto rizzed up baby tomar

[@weepingblade]

Finally we get to see Unspoken Rizzspoken

[@Something_Maybe]

Unforespoken Rizzspoken

[@intensesqualor2268]

4:12 I immediately knew what you guys were referencing and it made me cry out in laughter

[@higginswalsan]

It took me a second and I was dying, it’s the best joke on the channel now

[@jackknife01]

What were they referencing

[@intensesqualor2268]

@@jackknife01 The first song on John Lennon's "Some Time in New York City".

[@RaddyBoy]

Oney doesn’t even need to get rizz, he got that unspoken rizz

[@mr.0511]

You mean that “forspoken Rizz”

[@crackedemerald4930]

Bert has stupid fucking amounts of rizz

[@GrinningAries]

He gets his rizz all over the place

[@thomasshrum4006]

No, he just has Tizz, they're easily confusable.

[@JaylanxYT]

Chris is a grand rizzard

[@Kevbo2040]

Damn it, with that ending, this is definitely the last Forspoken episode they do. I am so cheesed off, this series was hilarious.

[@tonybippitykaye]

The boys doing an impression of Big Buff Stallone Ant from hit Dreamworks movie Antz has given me more enjoyment than the entirety of Forspoken

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

I was just thinking about that movie today

[@drawnhornet2706]

I want to see more of this game genuinely. The way everyone predicted things that would be said had to have been the funniest thing I've heard

[@Oddifex]

People need to stop hating on Forspoken, just because the story is awful, the dialogue is awful, the music is awful, the characters are awful, the gameplay is awful, and it's awful, doesn't mean it's a bad game!

[@planetzdr]

10:10 Chris did a Hawk Tuah before it was cool.

[@skeletino420]

LMFAO i love that lyle gets defensive about holding his controller behind his head

[@adrino6557]

Rizz is something I would have never expected or wanted them to say.

[@stridervanmeter8409]

i fucking love the beatles bit. everyone hopped on that train and they all knew whrre it was going.

[@TheWesinatorvids]

It’s ironic that Zach has such clear disdain for “rizz” considering he has more rizz than any human being ever.

[@erikburke7210]

These episodes are amazing, I want more of you guys playing Forespoken

[@GlupShito]

For a "man" "born" in 1904 Zach sure "knows" lots about modern "slang"

[@8BallCypher]

9:35 someone HAS to make an animation of this

[@mysteryman6918]

This was prime animation material

[@ClooClooDank]

Someone made an animation not of the whole segment but just the grease torture

[@Birdseed99]

Chris: "Woody Allen is not a nice fella..." Zach: "But hes an erotic ant!" I need Zach on every lets play forever.

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

Neurotic* but that's even funnier on ur part xD

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

I hope they have more Antz commentary for Pikmin 4

[@Birdseed99]

@@DonManuelConLeonsJacket Sometimes audio processing disorders are fun lmao

[@MuffinYoBusiness]

Just so Lyle doesn’t feel alone, I also sometimes hold my controller behind my head

[@theharvardyard2356]

For anyone confused about the Beatles bit, look up John Lennon Woman is the ***

[@lordlithegreenxiii6140]

Context for the Beatles bit: one of them had a solo song called "Women Are The *Hard R* Of the World", and it was about how the struggles of women are comparable to the struggles of Black men

[@kosta.d7388]

It was John Lennon it wasn't just "one of them" it was the main vyuy

[@seanbrisby9237]

The way Lyle holds his controller is peak comfort, you cant change my mind.

[@uraldum]

Chris showcasing his rizz towards Zach in the Burger King bit had me more engrossed than the entirety of whatever this game is called.

[@dreadlordhg360]

You have GYATT to be RIZZING me! No cap in Ohio!

[@lightsideendings5815]

Them using a blank crash screen to write on has been the best part of this game so far.

[@Lukethefox]

That was great timing where they made a joke about someone getting burned to death by hot grease then they show a man with a burned face.

[@punishederic4761]

All I've ever wanted is a full playthrough of this game. Ever since I was a child I wished and hoped, gee I sure hope oneyplays completes forspoken so I can see all the cutscenes

[@ZachPrime]

Doing Middle School teaching, I get exposed to a shitload of new slang words as they come out. I have to admit, rizz feels right in the lexicon.

[@ouro-boros-808]

“Rizz” sounds like the name of a spray cheese product you’d see at Walmart, it’s such a goofy ass word.

[@00Discourse00]

WHY AREN'T YOU HITTING THEM ENOUGH?!

[@00Discourse00]

Real-talk though, if I was like a 1920s school teacher and some little twerpus-mcgoo said Rizz to me I'd actually probably bring 'em to the front of the class, get 'em to repeat it like some side-show attraction and then use my belt to smack some bad-taste out of them. Maybe we ignored zoomers too much... at first I thought they'd just kinda resolve themselves what with their complete lack of a self-preservation instinct, but then they learned to read and communicate online and it's really taken a harrowing turn.

[@scr0ngle108]

​@@00Discourse00why do you want to hit children

[@Xenomorthian]

​@@scr0ngle108amusing

[@OrganicWolf19]

10:13 cant believe Chris predicted the Hawk Tuah girl

[@elsnutter6550]

I'm glad I can always rely on the boys to keep me up to date with the latest sneakerhead lingo

[@petterblakk]

I love the image of Chris going to burger king and saying "are you giving me a burger?"

[@millennialboomer6780]

I wish Lyle would play with my controller with his hands behind the couch

[@williampinkney744]

AYO, THATS SUS MY GUY!!!

[@fredflintstonefan39]

I have to defend Lyle. I totally also do the thing where when I play video games I sometimes lift the controller up behind my head while I'm using it. It's pretty comfortable.

[@fahr]

I like to balance the controller perfectly on the tip of my urethra

[@Scroteydada]

You should start a support group

[@thesnowmiser6728]

Congrats on being 1 of 2 people who do that

[@kievbutcher]

I do it too

[@fredflintstonefan39]

@ROTTINGMOTH_ yams i was gonna point out how weird it is that you managed to reply to my comment but i think you unfriended me on discord or something rip 😔

[@amphicorp4725]

I really hope they do more of this game, it fits them so well

[@2ghoul1body]

10:12 Chris says Hawk Tuah

[@bababooey6034]

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

[@Fefnefef]

I think Lyle actually loves this game and thats why he knows all of her cunning and crafty quips

[@DullVivid]

"I fuckin hate coneheads" woaaaaaaah Chris settle down there

[@pliskin101]

That Beatles joke was fucking amazing.

[@eliasplaysmusic]

dam the way Chris simply talked his way to dumping grease on his cool gfs head is pretty smooth though

[@teriyaki_chicken]

lmao Zach referencing Opie with the "Leave it alone"

[@JoelyMoleyYT]

The new definition for Rizz is when someone pours hot oil over another persons face

[@angelo4665]

When they said rizzz it felt like someone hit me with a fucking flash bang

[@Elden_Lean]

They snuck in the best video review at the end. These guys just give and give.

[@zeldadonkey1]

I like that their version of the Beatles is 3 Ringo Stars

[@conserva-chan2735]

Holy shit, I demand an animation of Woody Allen talking about shoving fire ants into various places

[@rat_king_c0le]

I can't wait until they realize Fraye is her nickname and her name is actually Alice

[@ExaltedUriel]

The writing in this game has been predicted by them ahead of time so many times this playthrough I can't tell if this is true or not

[@Shi_gai]

Dude… like Alice within Wonderland

[@rat_king_c0le]

@@ExaltedUriel sadly I was mistaken One menu shows her full name, her first name being Alfre, but at a distance it looked Alice Can’t help but speculate on it being a last minute change though, since it’s only 2 letters off

[@visual_Memories]

Get it? I get it.

[@visual_Memories]

Get it? I get it.

[@ToxicCandy116]

3:20 I do the same thing when I play a chill game, it’s really relaxing

[@kunko261]

The Beatles bit is one of the funniest ones they’ve done in a while

[@kir_b]

10:28 we've gotta bunch of greese back here sir-

[@vrakathen9332]

I know exactly what Lyle said during that technical difficulty

[@millennialboomer6780]

"I would ROTHER" returns

[@Janfon1]

6:22 warms my heart ❤

[@HaveabananaProductions]

that beatles bit was unexpectedly one of the funniest i’ve ever heard

[@RaddyBoy]

It’s a good day when Oney uploads

[@ThatGreenMach1ne]

"Lyle is the only guy who puts a controller above his head and behind the couch." My brother actually does that.

[@kasriouiyassir]

THANK GOD! I sometimes catch myself doing the Lyle gamer pose and I thought I was the only one

[@logananderson6362]

I too play with the controller behind my head on the couch. You're not alone Lyle

[@yashuab.2979]

10:12, accidentally guessing another stupid viral video before it came to be.

[@hoggo3789]

Zach ans Chris jealous of Lyle's epic gamer stance

[@Large_Pepsi]

I didnt think zach talking about rizz was something critical to my wellbeing but here we are

[@connormartin1618]

Describing a mortar and pestle as "that alchemy tool that you use to crush stuff into powder" lmao

[@PsychorGames]

How could they predict that at some point Fraye will say "Rizzed to meet you?" Insane.

[@nellenbacher]

"you're nailing it so far" is what I hear from the giant floating head too, that or something about the gun being good and the penis being evil

[@joshuamcintosh1859]

Rizz is canon to the Oneyplays cinematic universe

[@Based_nobark]

That underwater scene of her tucked in a ball is just ripped from Final Fantasy 10

[@no-barkthechosenone2436]

Any interesting part of this game has been stolen from something else

[@thealmightyjack]

This is truly one if the best OneyPlays series in a while. Nothing can beat Zack and the boys shitting all over a bad game especially when the series lately have been nearly unwatchable because it's mostly Corey's constantly bad takes completely derailing and ruining otherwise great games.

[@KeepCalmSoldierOn]

Please bring back this series

[@MultiRepaK]

That rizz improv broke me man

[@Bendeth0]

I love how Lyle just predicted the not gonna happen bit and Chris and Zach are "Oh my god, Lyle" as if it was his fault the dialogues are so bad.

[@pissedoffnation]

Yep they need to finish this game