BEST OF CHILDHOOD STORIES (Volume 2)

[@wesleymiles8756]

Adam: "I got dropped on the head as a baby." Cory: "I used to fall down the stairs on purpose because I thought it was fun." It all makes sense now...

[@Kishiwii]

Seriously tho. People, including the cast, really REALLY like to say "im surprised with how normal you turned out!" But they're just used to him. So used to him. Corey from an unbiased perspective is only so few degrees removed from chris chan. Like 80-90% there depending on how much sonic and boy p*ssy aka bussy there is at that time.

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

Adam and Cory are like two bad guy goons who go "Sure thing boss!" whenever Chris tells them its time to record

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

​@@ctrlaltrepeat245you're right, they are two bad guys who goon

[@twitchyeyess]

@@ctrlaltrepeat245 “Heh… boss is gonna like this bit…”

[@321hackertime5]

twinning i got dropped on my head twice

[@pjbutton3396]

I’m oddly proud of the fact that I’ve lived long enough to hear Oney and crew repeat stories they told 10 years ago on sleepycast

[@ebinecksdee9872]

Shit makes me feel old

[@somebodynobody5677]

Any story in specific that was repeated, kinda curious

[@trashweasel3831]

With friends

[@Whxr3]

But…you don’t have any?

[@xaviercarrillo1703]

I miss that in the videos

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

No longer friends...

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

@@xaviercarrillo1703 Same. That’s when they would show the thumbnail art in the video. I used to screenshot each different one and save them so that I could lol and rub my tummy to them later. I wish they’d flash the thumbnail art in the videos again.

[@adamlentz6708]

Erm, I kinda notice that Chris doesn't say "with friends" in the intro anymore. Curious, hmm? Perhaps, err, they aren't friends and there is deep seeded drama between them. Off to Reddit to post my thesis!

[@Dirt-3-]

Tomar’s stories from his childhood in the 40’s were crazy

[@LAV3ND3RT0WN]

erm, any particular reason you chose those years? tomar is only 9 dog years old

[@joosi_booty9334]

I can't believe Tomoar did those things😢

[@Ned_Zeppelin_324]

The 1640s

[@Mr2ops]

@@Ned_Zeppelin_324 BC

[@TheSutanian]

He facilitated the European Dark Theate

[@kota1155]

the accent chris does of old irish men kills me man, it slays me everytime queen

[@ameekodomo2312]

He ate and left no crumbs

[@meatmobile]

Zach's old codger voice is a close contender

[@amopaperbag854]

best semen retention stories

[@RacingSnails64]

Technically you retain semen all throughout your childhood until you hit puberty

[@Testraloss]

@@RacingSnails64I tried to, but your mom didn’t let me

[@Coelohihi]

Tomar’s precum deficiency

[@Alyrael]

@@Testraloss I'm so sorry.

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

What game were they playing when Zach was talking about his being audible and said "some nice young black man is gonna say 'that happened to me once' down in the comments"?

[@vitXras]

I'm an author and just for you, Lyle, i'm gonna write a book with a super cool main character named lyle.

[@kanaka118446]

Do that but at the end make him a gay frog creature

[@vitXras]

@kanaka118446 Lyle peered over the horizon, smiling contently, knowing all that he endured wasn't in vane. But at the end, he was a gay frog creature.

[@slingshotnerd]

@@kanaka118446and give him one eye

[@colonelsanders6976]

​@@kanaka118446Lyle the Froggit

[@dieathon]

gas

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

A common misconception is that Zach was a child at one point. The scientists that grew him in a tube killed and extracted the memories of some other kid and implanted them into Zach's nose which is where his brain resides.

[@PapaLuge]

He was grown in an egg, the tube thing is just a cover up

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

@ His egg was grown in a test tube

[@9600bauds]

he was a children

[@dziewiaty]

@@ctrlaltrepeat245 and the tube was made of worms

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

​@@dziewiaty and the worms are made of tubes!

[@blunderbuss1395]

i love that daves childhood stories of him making crappy cartoons happened when he was 22

[@expiredbruise]

46:56 when i was about ten our teachers would hand out candy for good behavior and answering questions, but i didnt like the green and purple skittles so i'd just flatten them and form them into a giant ball, adding to it each time i got more skittles. it was a rock solid cancerous mass and i kept it in my locker for when the time came for its growth. but one day when i opened my locker the monsterous skittle rock fell out and cracked in half like a geode. i'll never forget the anguish i felt that day. nobody will see this so i'll admit that i still have half of the skittle rock as an adult

[@Llamasomenumbers]

Can I have the other half? I love green and purple skittles

[@yoghurtlord1745]

"Eat the fucking Skittles, Shinji"

[@bobbob4581]

Thank you for this

[@sphinx2077]

You gotta upload pics of that somewhere

[@guuguuguuguuguuguu]

i want to see the skittles geode

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

1:01:58 I still can't believe that was Cory, I was on 4chan during the original Bump Girl posting which means I was probably calling Cory slurs as he was posting them.

[@legalza0843]

Based

[@donaldn5798]

Lmaoooo

[@IBigPrivateDickChinchillaI]

I mean, who doesn't?

[@DGS2605]

Dave's story about the SD card reminds me of how when my cousins gave me their old N64 when I was a little kid (They're all much older than me), they were insistent they gave me GoldenEye when I knew for a fact they never did. My parents never would've thrown it out or anything and I know I didn't lose it. They held that against me for a decade plus, and only last year at a wedding did one of them tell me "oh yeah it was in one of our closets". Like, in those kinds of situations, the people who lost their own bullshit are more upset at not being able to blame you than actually losing said shit in the first place.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

Im so annoyed Chris and others interrupted the story. Dave literally was about to finish when they interrupted, and he prolly forgot what he was talking about.

[@phoenixGirlNG]

@@hisaceinthehole3426I’m assuming he was just gonna say that he asked the couple and they admitted they lost the SD card in a closet or something

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

@@phoenixGirlNG nH apparently OP forgot to include that part. Apparently his uncle just sold thebps2 and memory card years ago and they still think he has the sd card. Nice people, all around.

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Gushers are wild when you really think about it, they're not fruit snacks at all it's literal candy marketed as a fruit snack

[@A-Muse-U]

45:00 I like how genuine this interaction is, Lyle is so legit happy to hear a rat story from Chris

[@nostromo9743]

🚁 🤸‍♂️ 🏔️

[@A-Muse-U]

@ ???

[@scumbag_46]

@@nostromo9743 kobe

[@KielBasaKonsumer99]

​@@nostromo9743Mi general Augusto Pinochet

[@jamassexd4134]

i like how the moment adam starts talking about the sharp pencil he stabbed himself with, a sharp pencil appears in the game

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

In the thumbnail, Zack has grown from the fetusoid he was before

[@321hackertime5]

stage 2

[@LuisRodriguez-kz7nt]

That video...is two years old,as little Zack

[@aortaplatinum]

Adam is a creature of pure instinct. He does not act upon logic or reasoning, but upon the base urges that enter his shriveled little brainulum.

[@anonymousluffy3014]

It’s the guy from smiling friends holy crap

[@babysealsareyummy]

Willem Dafoe?

[@achyfi]

Dana Snyder?

[@Dr_Hoops_McCann]

Alan Alda?

[@Elemao28]

Mahatma Gandhi?

[@sheenafaces]

WOW I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS CHARLIE

[@calmdanger7204]

They forgot to finish the SD card story !!!! 17:06 of "My Dearest Uncle in PSEUDOREGALIA" you're welcome.

[@hisaceinthehole3426]

Thats gonna bother me for a while. Dave was literally about to finish before chris and the others interrupted and made him forget.

[@NoOne-vy1jr]

1:23:42 Lyle’s dad puking into a fishes mouth is so goddamn funny. Lost my shit hearing that for the first time

[@DGS2605]

It's funny that Hans brought up the "Silver Medal Syndrome", because it's a genuine true statistic in pro sports. It's statistically better for a guy to be drafted 3rd rather than 2nd, because 2nd is always compared to the 1st guy their entire career and of course the 1st guy is Wayne Gretzky or some other guy you could never live up to.

[@kogn5338]

22:00 the Haast Eagle from new zealand was a real eagle that reached like 10ft wingspan and 20kg and was possibly known to hunt humans (probably children mostly). it went extinct though in like the 1400s when new zealand was first settled by maori bc of hunting and the extinction of their main food source (moa birds).

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Rebident Ebil is so good i want sequels, i want every iteration of the series made into a video

[@ThePewdieslender]

Actually. The animation is so good too

[@DJSnackBandit]

I can kind of relate to Adam about the walking in zigzags thing, except with me when I step on a crack in the sidewalk and I'm conscious about it, it fucks with my brain and creates this weird sensation in that side of my body like some weight has been added to it that can only be corrected by stepping on another crack with the other foot until everything is even again.

[@RacingSnails64]

I have that too. I always wanted to touch cold surfaces with both my hands to keep things symmetrical. I remember hearing a lady on TV describing the condition but I do not remember what it's called nor have I been able to find it on Google. Probably autism or something idk.

[@joosi_booty9334]

Probably OCD

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

Check out stuff for ocd shit like this happens all the time for me

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

The 'tism is strong with this one, his metachrischanclorians are at levels unheard of

[@bawbehh]

We have very similar autism

[@dennis_duran]

The fact that those high quality cartoons are Dave’s childhood story really makes me question my life

[@jinclement5814]

He made them when he was 22. Idk if that's childhood or not

[@YTIsRanByFeds]

2:41 I think that lead seeped into his bloodstream and into his brain

[@RacingSnails64]

That's gotta be it. Either that or all the drugs.

[@bawbehh]

Only Adam could get lead poisoning from graphite

[@LandenIsReal]

MY FAVORITE ONEYPLAY’S VIDEO GOT A SEQUEL!?

[@RoachCatJr]

whats your favorite one

[@zachh.9065]

I'm still waiting for a worst of oneyplays pt 2

[@fullmetaIdipshit]

That’s awesome :) which video ?

[@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq]

@@fullmetaIdipshit isn’t it obvious?

[@sirgriff880]

Zach evolved from a little mollusk to a full form disabled baby

[@Kamininha]

Oh yes, the legendary backstory about Cory the hardcore and awesome, now we're talking!

[@schmoferino]

OneyPlays fans ARE YOU FARTING??!?!!?

[@Bleacherzzz]

Im farting so hard

[@OJ_KillsSadness]

Ye

[@owene2530]

I'm fartin martin

[@Shlankyman545]

Literally taking a massive dump to this video

[@BroToast_R]

Every friggin day brotha

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

Why would a 6 year old lie about some dude's SD card? That's insane behavior. Also what's the end of Dave's story? Did he talk to his uncle about it later? Cory even says there's more to it, but Dave just drops it.

[@rotatceps95]

I was wondering that too but I looked everywhere and I didn’t find a follow up

[@MikeAruba69]

They didn't include that part in this compilation, but Dave did say that he talked to his scummy uncle about his PS2. His uncle confirmed that he lied about everything and sold the PS2 for weed, I think. Dave hasn't talked to his uncle ever since, and the cool thing is that his uncle's wife cheated on him and divorced him. Dave's uncle is a scumbag, so he definitely deserves it! 😂

[@nextros4440]

later in the pseudoregalia playthrough he brings it back up, his uncle still thinks he took it and told dave he sold his ps2 and memory cards years ago. dave felt vindicated because his wife from those wedding photos cheated on him and divorced him or something like that

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

​@@nextros4440 Thanks. It's kind of weird they had so much stuff that didn't have to do with telling a story right before Dave was going to tell the end.

[@monroe7532]

@@nextros4440Jesus…

[@FROEZOEN]

This channel has been just Corey yelling "can I say something" while everyone else tries to have a conversation under him for like 2 years now

[@Prosper_Dean]

At least he has improved since the sleepycabin days

[@CrestfallBay]

@@Prosper_Dean not much improvement

[@FROEZOEN]

@@CrestfallBay The shit I took in the woods on a camping trip is probably doing better now but it's still shitty dirt

[@IAmTheShadowStar]

I have joined the "oneyplays uploaded 1 minute ago" club

[@koda_dawgg]

33:00 i love listening to people talk about nostalgic shows from their childhood.

[@dr.shakib9961]

I love when Chris says "AGuMoN!" heheh

[@TheRandomOne911]

BEST OF AGUMON (Volume 1)

[@TheRedBeard82]

Adam needs to write an autobiography

[@MrHotSalsa]

Return of the Rouge Fingerer story had me in tears

[@solidussly7]

The amount of times Cory burps and apologizes after is really something

[@pyrotechnick420]

42:00 Dear Chris, no that is not a man in a baby suit running around. It's the actual child actor running around, and this effect is achieved with an ancient camera trick called "forced perspective." I'm going to stop explaining this now bc I learned this at game school where you should have too 😆

[@ITMenterprises]

35:41 "Money well spent" is what probably went through Adam's head lmfao

[@bingbongdingdong867]

"Ah surely can, Mary" Having heard Chris' father say the same thing on the phonenwhen he called 'em for his Donald Duck impression, I believe this and it warms my heart

[@diplodorkus970]

22:00 The story that he's talking about is the Lawndale, Illinois Thunderbird report. Story goes that a mother heard her ten-year old son screaming out in the yard. She runs out to find that he's being chased by two huge, vulture-like birds, one of which manages to grab him and carry him about 35 feet away before losing it's grip. It's one of a lot of stories about "thunderbird" sightings across North America, usually thought by cryptozoologists to be surviving teratorns or an unknown species of eagle.

[@funkybones]

1:16:30 Ireland's strongest story teller.

[@fuggled.santiago2433]

It'd make sense if you were there

[@Cresp06]

“My mommy used to give me Slim Jims.”

[@DuskyLore]

Wow, Friday Night Funkin almost never got made...count your blessings people.

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

god I wish it wasn't

[@engineerdrip5456]

God I'm glad it was.

[@TheSutanian]

“You must groom *this much,* to mod.

[@gooman04]

THE BOWSER ROOM!!! ITS REALLLLL!!!!

[@Liquid_Mike]

"My dad will gut you, my friend" Lyle = Puerto Rican = Confirmed

[@dandy269]

Not sure if anyone has brought it up but I absolutely adore the new outro music

[@Shlankyman545]

Hope everyone had a happy puhskinti day.

[@ethansalazar799]

Back when they were just little Homunculi

[@agent56100]

54:12 At that point, as a group of grown adults, you need to ask what a baby-toothed little child has to gain by insisting that they didn’t do what you’re accusing them of doing.

[@agent56100]

5:36 in Digimon Adventure 02, Palmon, Hawkmon and I think Wormmon all intimidated the Chinese PLA into retreating from India so that they could focus on saving Earth

[@Mortified42]

Finally! I have watched part 1, like 75728645 times.

[@okotsu427]

tomars head dent from the worms series actually came from when he was dropped as a baby

[@Danosauruscrecks]

I will never forget the day my friends and I went to the mall to get Pokemon emerald and we got dropped off and went and got the game and we were sitting in the food court playing and a group of girls walked by us and asked what we were doing and I enthusiastically said something like we're playing the new Pokemon and they laughed and walked away and my one buddy got up and was like I don't think I like this anymore and went and returned it.

[@koda_dawgg]

omg. :( that's so sad. its crazy how pokemon got referred to as a lame kids thing back then so people actively avoided playing it, and now everyone is chill with it.

[@glacialWind]

Dear Tomar claus, i know you are very busy now gathering your emeralds now but there is only one thing i want for kwanza this year....i want oney sleighs with zach,you, and some other familiar faces that we havent seen in awhile..

[@Assimandeli]

Chris, Zach, Tomar and Lyle are the golden boys

[@mello998]

11:49 nice description for the shotgun Dave

[@theepictroll3126]

in all my years ive never seen a video with no veiws

[@Lord.Smith.the.first.]

Merry Christmas oney bros

[@douglasdiggins8296]

"You have probably seen most of these clips from the compilation we released last week."

[@nostromo9743]

Go outside...

[@hassanthejawn6661]

This just healed my heart

[@dantheman1777]

Best of customer reviews: *3 hour loop of Cory Starbucks rant*

[@FatAlbertFanClub]

This will be good to listen to at work tommorow

[@weepingsheeps]

50:45 I know what hes talkin about cause my old laptop used to make the most horrific max volume high pitched internal beep whenever Windows didn't boot correctly

[@RudyTheNinja]

11:35 Very nice of Minecraft Steve to spend some time donating community service to the mentally disabled

[@ddqwf]

i actually had no fucking clue that cory invented bump girl thats insane

[@lilscooty4429]

i remember i did something really similar to the Chewits story, it was like the week after halloween, i was maybe 11, undiagnosed autistic, and i had a shitload of Tootsies on the bottom of my bag. so naturally i rolled them into a Big Brown Ball. one day my dad found it and he yelled the same way Chris’ dad did lmaoo. “What’s the disgusting shit? What’s all this disgusting dirty shit?” only deal is that i also had like. a problem with drawing porn and people making out. so when he said he found something disgusting, i thought he was referring NOT to the dusty brown ball on my desk, but the shitty porn drawings in my drawer. in the end i had to show him both my horrible Tootsie creation AND all my weird porn of Spider-Man and Jack Skellington.

[@FelipeJaquez]

[Insert unoriginal comment about how other comments are unoriginal here]

[@vassilus915]

Very meta! This is the sole enlightened Oneyplayer!

[@ShxtFaced1]

Wow I watch the whole thing and this video was amazing

[@ghxstedboo7417]

Man I love yall 😩😔🧡💀

[@tokihi5034]

God them cringing at the resident evil cartoon is great

[@KodaLynnn]

"he won a costume contest at the game place"

[@dooniashard]

Best Christmas gift 💝

[@RacingSnails64]

I identify with Zach on the thumbnail so much.

[@Goblin-King-]

*hits you with a hammer*

[@LoganUsesYouTube]

1:16:31 is the pinncal of irish stories

[@Sithedd]

Am I the only one that finds nearly every Oneyplays comment to be absolutely cringe and void of any original thoughts?

[@pinccgoshsuperfantwo]

No, you're right.

[@HexWolfMusic2024]

To quote the comment directly below yours “Best Seamen Retention Stories”

[@IAndy11]

Congratulations on being the one freethinker 🎉

[@FelipeJaquez]

Am I the only one that finds nearly every "Meta" comment that thinks pointing out the cliche makes them smart to be absolutely cringe and somehow worse than the regular slop they're making fun of?

[@Kattsukkii]

I can't think of a single youtuber that isn't directly talking about political opinions, human nature and other thought provoking topics that hasn't had unoriginal comments being the majority. At a certain point this is just turn your brain off and laugh content. I don't want to criticize your for having a critical opinion but from my perspective,people just wanna be dumb and have fun. Nothing different than any other youtube channels comments to me.

[@Jumpboots_Jamstrang]

1:17:47 Holy fucking shit, I’m glad I didn’t go to school in the Irish countryside

[@edgarleonard3043]

Love u oney

[@Jynxxx5]

WAIT DAVE IS PHANTOMARCADE?? PHANTOMARCADE WHOS HELPING WITH FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN??? Awesome, never knew that

[@Hoodied]

no sorry

[@gintori5329]

Helping lol

[@bossbabyfunnymoments6187]

wait until bro learns Cory is spazkid

[@BillySweatStains]

Hey I have a mark on my hand from pencil lead too, mine was from pretending to be like a ninja or something with two pencils and stabbed myself

[@donaldlacy7887]

I have lead in my hand from throwing a pencil and catching it wrong too!

[@zigthefig]

still blows my mind that corey is the creator of bump girl

[@YiffKnot]

Harpy eagle's favorite food is monkeys. Humans are close enough

[@GumbyMMA]

Tomar go put them back in the basement again until they release the next episode of Tomadachi

[@StonedDawgg]

My favorite video got a sequel

[@CrimsonPhoenixBen]

28:39 Sonic adults going to see the Sonic 3 movie

[@sinister2509]

Best of jelqing NOW

[@CoolNoQuestionMark]

Best of them getting blacked NOW.

[@SLOPMAXXING1]

This video should be renamed “Best Of Sonic”

[@dh666w]

7:25 for 40 year old ash ketchup

[@Marz959]

Yaaaayyy a sequel!!

[@Cynthiathegremlin]

You goobers are so fun to draw

[@benmcjohnson]

Oneyplays should play boogerman on the Super Nintendo

[@TotalHooman]

I've already gone through it, 32:96 is the best part

[@ripamoramee14]

I LUV BEIN A FAHKIN TURRKEH AND BEIN IN DUBLIN

[@ThePista0chiosOfficial]

Everytime I hear Jeff's sexy masculine steamy voice i cry inside because I wish he came back on Oneyplays 😢

[@Dakarus]

Who the hell is that voice that sounds like chris but he sounds drunk and high at the same time

[@Slop_Dogg]

Adam

[@nostromo9743]

​@@Slop_Dogg Bert*

[@Rehdmenace]

Best of tomars criminal record

[@CacklingPumpkins]

Ok but where is BEST OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND REPRESSED MEMORIES?

[@ScubbaSteve3000]

Off the rip!!! "Can i tell you a story about a hamster?" Ps 7:38😂😂😂

[@PhantomHostLive]

Liked the story when Tomar broke that one guys fingers while shaking his hand.

[@Madness200]

"Accidentally..."