(Onions) General Distress Received | 2429 | Short HFY Sci-Fi @AgroSquerril

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00:00 Intro
00:07 General Distress Received by IAreGoodAtRighting
#ScienceFiction #Storytime #scifi
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Vanity Reprise - Text Me Records _ Leviathe
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@mackenziedrake]

Damn the onion ninjas. Many thanks.

[@michaeltuomala3474]

Yeah damn onion ninjas.

[@oldbutnotdead1]

For the ALGORITHM! Well that was a tear jerker. Think I'm going to need to hunt those onion ninjas down.

[@woolph58]

"Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness" Desmond Tutu

[@spacecorpse3212]

0:08 that spaceman has his helmet on backwards

[@Tiewaz]

Sad but beautiful story. Well written, well read.

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Thank you for the onion warning.

[@mattbrown5511]

Bad planning on mission control. Sweet and bitter ending.

[@MidnightSmoke]

way to kick me in the feelings. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@iam_jes]

I wish someone made a story dedicated to or even a mention of the group Fuel Rats from Elite Dangerous.

[@OMARANT100]

There are a few stories that I remember the Squirrel reading that I'd like to find again. Can anybody, Agro or otherwise, help me out? 1) A cat is interviewed about the fate of mankind and it ends up saving us all... and the dog doesn't even get a chance to get interviewed! 2) The old gods, Odin, Thor, Zeus etc. are still barely clinging to existence, but humanity decided to give our warships their names. This gives them enough power to influence things in humanity's favor when things are dire. 3) There's a library somewhere, and it's extremely well hidden. The second human to find it strolls up looking for a certain... video. There's a hilarious punchline when he finds out why the first human sought out this hidden monastery/library.

[@skyrere]

ooo... these sound fun.. I want to know when they are found too.

[@aishalotter9995]

3rd one it was a porno film wasn’t it .

[@anathardayaldar]

I don't think I remember a single title to any of the hundreds of HFY stories I've heard.

[@aishalotter9995]

@@anathardayaldar same as m8, I’d probably remember if I had read it in a real anthology made of good old trees ! ! ! More of a chance but far from certain. Random question to anyone :- Know of a good stuff similar to Alistair Reynolds “chasm city “ pigs like Scorpio , similar time period . Any of A. Reynolds short stories in various anthology books . Thanks !!!

[@wdw4187]

Dang onion ninjas are at it again.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Ironic that the one that didn't believe help would come would be the one rescued.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

That was both an interesting concept and well written.

[@olebloom1641]

Always forward, never back.

[@yomogami4561]

thanks for the story and narration onions indeed

[@russellperry9902]

THank you for the onion warning.

[@scotthinger6397]

A well written story. Never quit and never give up hope are a couple of the things I have learned. WITH ENERGY!!

[@leightondoswell453]

Amazing story thank you for the narration ❤

[@jeanannd]

A sad story, but one of bravery and comradeship.

[@rowdysgirlalways]

You made me cry! And my tears are all wet!!!

[@theshadyprotector8412]

Thank you.

[@elaniarkady7351]

Ow my heart!

[@charlesashton6273]

I wish I had the money to help you. You do a great job.

[@AgroSquerril]

All good , listening , enjoying and sharing help as well :)

[@kurtismiller9544]

For the Skald and his family

[@curiousangel6321]

98 days (if anyone was wondering and didn't want to count them) Hope he made it and could tell their story.

[@GEWB2105]

Dang. She could have been just 2 days short of rescue.

[@curiousangel6321]

@GEWB2105 TT_TT

[@adamwatson5949]

Woot!

[@larrythompson8630]

So it was built to hold 20 passengers, and crew?less then 3 months rations for 2? But1/3 was unusable. Sad she didn’t make it.

[@liwojenkins]

1/3 was unusable to their race, so enough food for 7 passengers stretched to 75 days would mean 10 days rations for the 7 passengers more or less. Which, on an escape pod expecting fairly rapid discovery, sounds more than fair.

[@njennett8005]

And possibly they were expecting that they'd be able to scavenge from either other life pods. Or from the remains of the bigger ship in the original designs of the escape Pods​@@liwojenkins

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

A comment...thanks for the warning. FOR THE ALGORITHM FOR THE NEST

[@heldermartins8785]

Goddamn onions...

[@zackmerzweiler1590]

Saw the ninjas are coming. Going to be one of those. For The Algorithm!!

[@CaptainShield]

Hope.

[@PryvatCyan87]

Space is beautiful but cruel

[@grumpyursus9346]

Sadge but good story

[@tombutler4726]

Tragic

[@RustyEcks]

CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!

[@thomasbyers1095]

Woohoo

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great and sad story; Excellent narration! Was Agro warning us about the secret Onion Ninja army or sending it out to attack us? I guess we'll never know... 😢

[@GR3YD3ATH]

😭😭😭

[@marvinjohnson2488]

Sad story. For the algorithm

[@t3h_m0nk3y]

❤

[@johnwatrous3058]

What a downer!

[@jj003333]

A sad one

[@Jakes3130]

😊

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@aishalotter9995]

Thanks !!! F. T. A.

[@Ral9284]

Stop making me sad!

[@merlinwizard1000]

3rd, 17 June 2024

[@earmunchermuncher7639]

Fta

[@dragongreek9059]

I know this is a random question for video like this but on my phone I don’t have HD and I got up at 370p does anyone know why that might be I’m on my phone so it doesn’t go any higher

[@carminedesanto6746]

🥹

[@user-hl1tx7wl9b]

what does the (onions) in the title mean?

[@XpaceTrue]

*Apparently,* it refers to the "Ninjas cutting onions" meme, which is also a slang term for crying while watching something tear jerking.

[@XpaceTrue]

So far, nobody wrote a disparaging comment about this story, despite the 18+ thumbs down. But I will. I get it: This is a story about holding out hope and enduring hardship and tragedy. Still, I'd argue the story seems a bit pointless. Worse, it did not seem to fit the HFY label, making the title click-baity. And while it did have a somewhat satisfying ending... it really was not much of an ending at all. Seems downright lazy to summarize an ending with a couple sentences about detecting a distress beacon and finding 1 life form... *The End*

[@HeilTec]

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