Open Bar #59 - Barbenheimer Dominates, Snow White Doomed, The Marvels Delayed Again?

Its a busy where, week with the combined forces of Oppenheimer and Barbie are somehow dominating the global box office, where Snow White star Rachel Zegler dooms her own movie by trashing the original, and The Marvels is potentially delayed AGAIN. Join me, MauLer, Nerdrotic, The Movie Cynic, Master Samwise and BlueCollarLoser as we talk about it.
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[@CarrionCrow993]

As a woman, I'm pretty offended that Hollywood assumes our highest ambition in life is to tear men down so we feel better about our lot in life.

[@wendyb3713]

💯

[@masterkriebel]

Hear, hear!

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

👏👏👏👍

[@bmardiney]

That would be all feminists, as well. Most women, in fact, seem to believe they are both girl bosses and very oppressed children.

[@NK-mn6zu]

The only men I can’t stand are the usurpers aka transwomen.

[@IdealX-fr4eg]

They should have named it No Whites instead of Snow White

[@AimlessSavant]

No dwarves either

[@somugaienparfu7752]

No Whites and Never Dwarves 😂

[@8ligh7]

No Whites and That One Dwarf

[@polyseed12]

No Betas

[@theinnerlight8016]

No whites at the seven bars 😂

[@UncleBernhard]

"When a million Skrulls have been killing, and capturing, and subverting political systems across the entire Earth as an invading alien force, yeah, you might need to put your foot down a little bit!" That's such a British way to express this! Well done Mauler!

[@Kwodlibet]

"Now I have become Ken, the destroyer of worlds" - Ken Oppenheimer.

[@realist8967]

Damn funny, sir.

[@marbellaotaiza801]

#KenToo

[@comedybychameleon7850]

Make it dirty and be like “I am Ken, destroyer of Barbie.” Which…with how that movie ended makes a whole other kind of funny to that 😅

[@incurableromantic4006]

"Barbie has loads of heart" In the same way Aztec priests had loads of heart.

[@chasehedges6775]

It has as much heart as the Lion King 2019 remake

[@Attmay]

Also an offensive piece of shit.

[@Elenrai]

​​@@chasehedges6775I stopped going to the movies ages ago, sounds like I made the right call 😂 I suppose it reflects america pretty well based on the degenerate harassment of furries being the new gays, no wonder jokes involving chlorine gassing human beings, or setting people on fire, is acceptable, I mean the bar is set so low even the southpark episode about the bar reaching down into the Mariana trench seems more like a documentary of modern american degeneracy than a satire 😂

[@Kadamien]

They have more heart than their victims.

[@kennethgibson456]

Kenpocolypto

[@bluecollarloser6654]

Man this was the BEST experience I've had in 2023. Listening back i owe them ALL and apology for my gain being up SO loud lol. That won't happen again. This panel was god dam fantastic!

[@JeThoreau_]

Congrats on making it to the big leagues!

[@SomeNerdSomewhere]

Glad to see you were able to surpass the subscriber goal. Best wishes on the success of your channel!

[@bluecollarloser6654]

@@SomeNerdSomewhere thank you so much!

[@emberparadox458]

With Secret Invasion, they completely rewrote the effects of the Snap ( I won't call it the "blip" because that's just stupid). Secret Invasion made it seem so traumatizing and horrific when we actually got essentially a first-person perspective of the snap with Wandavision where Monica Rambeau gets snapped. The effect? One or two seconds of weird disorientation and then suddenly she's back in reality again. No pain, no fear, nothing. Fury made it sound like it was this hugely traumatic experience when clearly the writers have forgotten we already saw what the snapees actually experienced, and it was nothing. They used the snap as nothing more than an excuse to beat down Fury and give a bs reason why he's a shadow of his former self. Problem is, the audience has these things called brains and within those brains are these things called memories, and we can remember what happened in your cinematic universe prior to the events of this show. The writers, however, do not, because Disney and Marvel actually forbid their writers and actors from examining the events of previous shows and films so they can't use it as a reference for their own project. Basically Disney is not only anti-audience, they're anti-continuity, even in the context of events occurring within their own show at the time. Is it any wonder that everything since Endgame has been a completely garbled mess that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever? When a studio is far more concerned with spreading The Message instead of making their bullshit content even make sense, is it any wonder the entire thing is circling the drain? Edit: With Rhodey, how absolutely disrespectful can you be to a character? If what it looks like is true and Rhodey was taken from the hospital after the events of Civil War, Marvel and Disney have made the conscious choice to rip that final, heartbreaking moment where Rhodey says goodbye to his best friend when Tony dies away from the character... for no other reason than to fail at a 'gottcha' moment in Secret Invasion. All of that growth during his recovery, and all of that pain from his loss.... absolutely meaningless, because it wasn't Rhodey, it was a skrull. F*** you Disney. (And I would have used the full word but apparently YT is afraid of the f-word and would likely taken down my comment if I'd used it, so F you too KZbin)

[@RMD-uw5np]

Yeah Spider-Man literally tells Tony when they first see each other in endgame that he felt like it was a few seconds and that Doctor Strange had to tell him it has been five years.

[@garysmith9823]

Yeah. Greta "I'm still pissed about Catholic School" Gerwig is going to be in charge of the Narnia series Netflix is doing. She's going use the name to make her version of Rings of Power.

[@Blu3-Fir3]

I can't wait to see the Witch portrayed as a victim of the patriarchy, and the Christian themes to be swapped with the religion of intersectionality. Aslan will be portrayed as a sad, old lion whose outdated traditional values have doomed Narnia for generations until our progressive female protagonists show him the error of his ways. Also, Peter and Edmund will be useless, cocky meatheads who will need to get saved by Lucy and Susan repeatedly while acting as comic relief.

[@blafoobob8898]

I totally forgot about her upbringing. Haha. It all makes sense. What an overgrown teenager.

[@Elenrai]

​@@Blu3-Fir3😂 that could be done as a really good comedy on a low budget like meet the spartans! 😂

[@timothyfinch7295]

@@Elenrai It's called Epic Movie, and neither it nor Meet the Spartans are good

[@Elenrai]

@@timothyfinch7295 cringe

[@jsto2466]

At 1:06:10 - In 2012, two separate live-action Snow White movies came out, and _both_ films had Snow White as a leader taking back the kingdom. And on top of that, she still found time for a love interest.

[@beyonddronedup8375]

I thought the same as drinker, the movie is to long. Then I realized Nolan wanted to do the Prometheus story. So he needed the hearings at the end to symbolische the hanging on the rock. Oppenheimer stole the fire of the Gods and gave it to the mortals who instantly abused it.

[@mayanksharma3651]

Ohh nice that is an interesting pov

[@kutlumzrak2689]

@@cactusmalone that nerdy crybaby had a reason to be. USA used the fire of the gods he gave them and killed people in a staggering amount in a war that was already over. It was over. It was done. And they still dropped the bombs.

[@IRMentat]

Could have cut half an hour out and still gotten the point across.

[@krl97a]

People aren't seeing it for the plot. They're seeing it because it's called "Barbie".

[@garadak7.]

this absolutely this

[@TaoScribble]

That and it actually looks girly at a glance. Maybe I'm missing something, but there hasn't been anything really feminine in a while, just a bunch of girls acting masculine.

[@hornydolphin7953]

FALSE people actually like it if you look at most Movie Review websites they’re basically the same around 80% positive No Shitty movie no matter what company or fancy high profile actors can sell a 1 billion dollar movie for example look at most new movies by Marvel most don’t even make 800 million even tho it’s from Marvel which is well known and another example is the movie Babylon it had many good well known actors yet it didn’t sell not even 100 million

[@krl97a]

@hornydolphin7953 Difference is the Barbie film is new. There's a good chance sequels won't do as well.

[@spyroluver0951]

I saw the Barbie movie today and I didn't realise how much of a slap in the face i would get from "the message", as a woman. I thought the story would be more than; patriarchy bad, men are frat boys with power, women are victims in the real world who are trying to hard to live. Was expecting a happy, crazy story with undertones of "the message".

[@chasehedges6775]

Nailed it.

[@cadenadelreino1442]

Did Ken get a job just for being a man though? No.

[@anncokafor]

remember, most women don't live in the US. this is their first exposure of feminism. it's a start.

[@Attmay]

As a gay man, it is enough of a qualification for me as far as I’m concerned.

[@null-Oh-6666]

​@@Attmayas a gay man you shouldn't give opinions, because they are automatically 🗑️

[@offtheradar1898]

Don't call it the Barbie movie, call it the Harpy movie.

[@SefricFrampus]

It's impressive how the two parts of the name of this show are both the start of the name of each movie.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

Ken outselling Barbie being a threat to Barbie? Funny you should say that, as it was the women's side of Mattel that demanded She-Ra be produced as a girls toy side of He-Man....which coincided with He-Man's sudden drop in sales and the one and only line of toys that outshined Barbie at Mattel being destroyed. TLDR: Yes, Ken outselling Barbie would definitely be seen as an attack on Barbie.

[@isakaldazwulfazizsunus7564]

Something that strikes me in the last two decades of "strong female powerful leaders" is that none of those stories really know what being a leader means. I always go back to Aragorn as a model of leadership in fiction: extremely powerful on his own, smart, resourceful, damn-near unkillable, but also kind, caring, protective and willing to go the extra mile to protect, save or heal others. ALL and I do mean ALL of those "strong female leaders" are vainglorious, self-important Mary Sues who somehow everyone admires, eventhough they showcase none of the essential qualities of a good leader. They're just about caricatures of the Reagan-era soldier, except with all the grease, sweat and testosterone flying around in those films, the writers never hid the fact that those characters weren't all black or white, and they managed to add substance to them. The new Mary Sues have NONE. So when you hear Snow white as YET another retelling of that story, it's hard not to raise an eyebrow in contempt.

[@grandarchon6969]

I had a coworker who I would say the Barbie movie was literally made for. A 3rd wave feminist type. She was disturbed by the Barbie movie, not because she disagreed with it's complaints or it's political ideology, but because she wanted to escape from the daily drudgery or worrying about feminist issues and instead just enjoy a fun movie.

[@Elenrai]

As a gay man id like go online without "jokes" about me being crucified, set on fire, being constantly randomly being called subhuman, but the anti gay dogwhistle that is furry jokes have gotten so common we gay/bi men have kinda started to disengage with various fandoms, meanwhile the 3rd wave feminist got an issue with my testicles, like fuck off your friend got fuck all in terms of issues 😆 if a Barbie bait n switch is a problem then her family should be lined up against the wall(that last bit is a classy furry joke with a new "butt of the joke", someone you care about, funny how its deeply offensive but you never spoke up when it happened to us.....

[@theinnerlight8016]

These types can work? 😂 What do you do for a living? Guess it's not construction, maintenance or factory work...

[@quandinhminh7020]

Damn your co worker got disturbed by a a fucking Barbie movie ? Told her to grow up.

[@therealfakecaptain7978]

it's -> it is its -> possessive

[@doctorcaptainalex]

@@theinnerlight8016ooof.

[@gamerdrops]

"The TV writer Lila Byock told my colleague Michael Schulman this spring that the streamers are most eager for “second-screen content”: shows to have on in the background while the viewer presumably scrolls through their phone. In a recent interview, the actor and director Justine Bateman said that network notes now request that shows be less engaging so that distracted audiences won’t lose track of the plot and turn them off."

[@mayanksharma3651]

Translation - Hey, we made unoriginal and shitty content that most people use as a white noise machine. So to solve that, let's make our content even more brain dead .

[@IRMentat]

Plausible

[@marbellaotaiza801]

They want a show about nothing. Jerry was ahead of his time...

[@carmike7671]

We love you Kens! Stand up against the oppression specially Drunk Ken keep the hope alive!

[@ninakore]

Glad you brought up Clueless and Legally Blonde, far superior feminist movies from DECADES ago

[@mattcollins3591]

Oh please, lol if legally blonde came out today it would be destroyed by these guys

[@beatsinmyhead9919]

​@@mattcollins3591but they're praising it right now, so quit that "iF tHiS cAmE oUt ToDay" bs

[@mattcollins3591]

@@beatsinmyhead9919 “woke” wasn’t a thing when legally blonde came out. Don’t be so naive You’re going to tell me if legally blonde came out today these guys wouldn’t be making a big deal about it? Lol You guys are unhinged and the cope is obvious

[@marbellaotaiza801]

THE MESSAGE is those movies was still shite. The characters in Clueless were still human, in Blonde they were already proto-woke

[@sivad1025]

Very neat to see Master Samwise! I stumbled across him a few months ago and binged his whole channel. Didn't expect him to end up on the Drinker

[@marbellaotaiza801]

We need David V Stewart here too.

[@The90sDoggo]

So much people in my family are saying that Barbie is a great subversive critique to our society, I roll my eyes so hard every time I hear it! XD

[@chasehedges6775]

Your family needs to watch better movies, tbh.

[@codylawler2652]

Have you considered killing them?

[@Viothon]

Women wanted a film to dress up and be feminine and this gave them the green light to do that after a long time of nothing and Covid lockdowns. All that said, this is a trojan horse to cultural division to bring in technologically controlled CCP Marxism. Its concerning that so many women and girls in America are in the 2 and 3rd week now, still are going to see this nasty shit. The last people we should even be giving a sound box to are women in the entertainment world that enabled men who horrifically sexily abuse women and children, if you think about it from that perspective, no wonder they have a low opinion of men, but they also have a low opinion of children and babies as they see them as objects that are in the way.

[@macmachine]

We volunteered to take 2 little girls ( 12 and 9 ) on to see it. They were a bit perplexed by it I think but my wife thought it was hilarious and she's as far from a 'feminist' as you can get.

[@Viothon]

@@macmachine think about what you just said the target that this should be for 12 and 9 were a bit perplexed but the wife thought this was hilarious, bait and switch much!

[@Stylie1977]

I dont' know how the Drinker did it, but no matter what I watch on you tube, Open bar is always the next up in the autoplay queue. Hell, it has even started digging up shows from 2 years ago that I have already watched as I hit the like on anything I watch. Crazy that my algorithm is obsessed with his channels.

[@Stylie1977]

p.s. At least this one makes sense as it was recently uploaded. 🙃

[@gryphon7624]

I thought it was funny how characters in the Barbie movie took jabs at consumerism and capitalism, yet the movie contained a 5 minute commercial for Chevy.

[@osmanyousif7849]

What is with movies trying to be lecturing about these subjects? Especially since they profit off this themselves.

[@igorbednarski8048]

​@@osmanyousif7849 It's just Hollywood painfully lacking self-awareness, as always. The millionaires writing this shit genuinely don't see the irony while the CEOs in charge don't give a flying fuck as long as the dollars keep rolling in, just like the corporations making millions on Che Guevara t-shirts made in Indonesian sweatshops.

[@Ryclops1057]

I just realized they changed their conference call names. Gary's was good, but I saw Drinker's and laughed out loud.

[@petery6432]

I'm just hoping the M-She-U will become the Ken-C-U in the near future.

[@tjjordan4207]

Speaking on Secret Invasion, that show and the Skrulls overall open up a huge plot hole. How did Hydra go unnoticed if the Skrulls have been keeping an eye on things since the 90s?

[@theemeraldking3251]

Because of Marvel Magic of course! You must stop trying to think and just enjoy the product and cooperate! -Probably some Marvel Exec

[@controlZchannel]

Just watched Barbie. If I took a shot every time they said the word "patriarchy" I'd be dead. The Barbieisms were a bit funny, but the feminist plot was insufferable.

[@marbellaotaiza801]

Read "Don't Give Money To People Who HATE You" and get off the pop cult.

[@joseantoniomillabrito2764]

It's Oppenbar again, guys! Horrifying fun. The Barbie movie is the Black Panther for white women joke was hilarious. The guys at the bar laughed, but Gary was doing his thing, just like in the AZ/Jane Theory/She Hulk incident. 11:04

[@chasehedges6775]

It’s always fun with these guys

[@joseantoniomillabrito2764]

​@@chasehedges6775yeah! But now it is horrifying

[@SumDumGy]

Gary as a KZbin personality is now more a joke than anything. The man has lost any integrity he once had and may as well be just a walking meme at this point.

[@PrivateCitizen84]

@@SumDumGy That is the most normie thing I have heard someone say about a big old nerd.

[@joseantoniomillabrito2764]

@@SumDumGy Nahhhhh it'll be fine!

[@AlastairDeans-kr5lr]

The one thing I remember being repeated in Oppenheimer was the hearing where Oppenheimer humiliated Strauss; and I didn't care....I was on the edge of my seat. Every time it came up I was trying to understand it in this new context, I was hyper focused on what was being said, why it makes sense, why it's a humiliation, why is Oppenheimer doing it this way, how is Strauss reacting, what are the political ramifications of both positions, how does all of this knowledge add to the perception of events by both characters....honestly I hope they put that entire hearing in the extra features when it comes out.

[@pointeddown]

At this point I watch more KZbin content about how bad Hollywood is than actual Hollywood content

[@raijinmeister]

Legacy entertainment can't die soon enough.

[@Attmay]

It’s dead already.

[@funkyfranx]

@@Attmay I wish!

[@leilasalera603]

I salute you lads for taking one for the team. It takes a lot of strength, courage, and resolve to endure the torture that is Barbie. Thank you for watching this "movie", so we don't have to. I feel so bad for you lads, but still truly grateful 😅

[@meddlingmage23]

If I had to choose between watching this movie or getting shot (somewhere not face or nuts) with a paintball gun, I'll go with option B. At least, I would save 2 hours of my time.

[@leilasalera603]

@@meddlingmage23 And that is where we are at now. People considering getting shot by a paintball a better option than watching this movie. Sigh. Sad times, indeed.

[@neutronstarpilot4393]

Don't you think it's kind of bad to not watch something for yourself and form your own opinions The people who don't like the Barbie movie have put forward some of the laziest film analysis I have ever seen And parts of their audience won't know because they trust they're getting an accurate portrayal But you're not, and normies who have seen the film can see the blatant dishonesty from reviewers like this.

[@DailyDoseOfRandomLogic]

With all discussions apart, I feel sorry for Garry to being on sobriety and had to watch guys chugging pints of alcohol. I'm with you man. Be vigilant lol

[@Attmay]

Prohibition didn’t go far enough.

[@JeThoreau_]

Prohibition was evil And it didn’t work anyway If you want to convince humanity to stop drinking alcohol… then actually convince them Don’t throw human beings in a cage for trying to have a good time - especially if they’re doing it responsibly

[@natteradatz]

As punishment for the attempted murder of Snow White, the Prince orders the Queen to wear a pair of red-hot iron Slippers and to dance in them until she drops dead. With the evil Queen finally defeated and dead, Snow White's wedding to the Prince peacefully continues.

[@marbellaotaiza801]

I wanna see that dance 🤭 Get one of these AI trailer channels to do it! Way better than fat or bodybuilding Harry Potter...

[@JustinQuintana1]

It’s 11am. Drinker posted, Guinness here we come.

[@zacharynelson5731]

So long as it’s properly poured

[@Beachgirl6790]

Barbie needs to meet GI Joe who can explain some realities about how men and women work together to make the world a better place. How strengths of men should compliment the strengths of women and the problem with Barbieland is men don’t know how to be men. Barbie really needs a Good honorable man worth paying attention to! And then GI Joe can help Ken be a better partner for Barbie: everybody wins! Then …. Bob the Builder can show the Barbies how to build the Barbie Dreamhouse and then boom - it’s an HGTV show!

[@deathabillypete570]

On the subject of 'show, don't tell', i was told once that the test for tv is look away from the screen; if you can tell exactly what's happening then the writers failed and have actually videoed a radio play.

[@MadsPeterIversen]

Isn't it about time to bring out the word "misandry"?

[@therealfakecaptain7978]

Too soon, it's not blatant enough yet.

[@DarkAngel459]

I really appreciate Master Samwise being on this stream. Along with The Movie Cynic, Samwise had the best take on Oppenheimer. I will check out more of his videos.

[@Sarc37]

I just recently watched the Shrek movies, and I’d rather see a movie featuring the chatty girlboss Snow White from those rather than… whatever Disney is making right now.

[@chasehedges6775]

Snow White in the the 1939 animated classic and Shrek The Third>2023 LivenAction Remake.

[@dragonknightleader1]

Well, the Shrek movies were actually funny.

[@kaliefaul1905]

​@@dragonknightleader1 Especially the second one. Antonio Banderas saying, "You still look like an ass to me," will never *not* be funny.

[@thanqualthehighseer]

the way the Marvels keeps getting delayed. it almost seems that everyone was so repulsed by Captain Marvel that when the Marvels gets closer to being released the combined disgust bends reality to push it further into the future so it will hopefully never be seen.

[@sthubbins4038]

Why do you want a movie to never be seen?

[@chasewilson3693]

@@sthubbins4038 The same reason I want to delay someone stabbing me in the nuts. Humans typically want to delay experiencing pain and misery, which the marvels will absolutely create.

[@sthubbins4038]

@@chasewilson3693 Movies you don’t see are like getting stabbed in the nuts?

[@InnocentKhajiit]

​@@sthubbins4038 Given the whole context of Marvel as a studio, Captain Marvel the movie and Brie Larson (plus the communication around the Marvels), the analogy for the Marvels is like if Billy McStabberson, previously convicted for stabbing 12 people in the nuts was coming my way after a shopping spree at Knives-R-Us. I may not be able to see in the future but I've seen enough to turn tail and run from the encounter.

[@paulrobinson4865]

1:06:25 Snow White story in a nutshell... Snow White's mother dies in giving birth, thus the King remarries a witch who is beholden to her own beauty; and needs constant reminder of that from a Mirror. When the King's Daughter suddenly is more "Fair" than her, she tries to get her minecrafted in the woods. When that doesn't work, she tries to do it herself... At what point is Snow White dreaming "to become the leader, she knows she can be"... What?

[@theresegretencord2470]

Love to see Master Samwise here! His videos are excellent.

[@natteradatz]

"Snow White" is a German fairy tale, first written down in the early 19th Century, and now known widely across the world. The Brothers Grimm published it in 1812 in the first edition of their collection Grimms' Fairy Tales

[@popoyskey224]

Dirt Brown, 6 DEI Checkboxes, and a dwarf is quite a long movie title.

[@fancyelk2373]

Mauler is just George RR Martin at this point when it comes to TFA. “I’m working on it!” Pretty funny. Maybe we’ll see part five in 2035

[@gustav3634]

No Country for old Ken

[@yvette56]

I agree with MistressKen, the part of Oppenheimer after the bomb was my favorite as well. The political plays were the best part. and showing the game. a game oppenheimer was caught in but never really wanted to be in.

[@Miyuki2319]

It's cringe to see women complain about terrible men while also trying to out-terrible the men at the same time.

[@colinwalker6804]

With regards to the scientist raising concerns about the use of the bomb during the war, there was in fact a few who objected to the use of the bomb, especially once Germany surrendered, but the majority of the scientists (and the US People in general) were running in metaphorical hot blood, having watched 6 years of constant war (13 years in Asia), with reading of cities being bombed and obliterated having become familiar news like the weather report. The dropping of the first bomb was greeted by the scientist with joy. It was the dropping of the second bomb that startled Oppenhimer and some of the other scientists as they began to think about what this meant beyond the end of the present conflict. That bombing they (the scientists) saw as pointless slaughter. In contrast the US people were still in hot blood till like the 60’s-70’s, when everyone could appreciate the Pandora’s box that had been opened in 1945.

[@theheadsn]

Konvict Ken Krew has a good ring to it

[@beardog7020]

Oppenheimer as a character reminds me of Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood. He is obviously less sinister and doesn’t have the same desires for power as Daniel does, but his true desire for a massive scientific breakthrough pretty much betrays him by the end of the story once he discovers how influential the nuclear bomb is going to be in the future.

[@greenbronze6318]

Weird to see gal gadot sound like a independent Snow White is something ground breaking when mirror mirror came out like a decade ago

[@kutlumzrak2689]

That was a bad movie from what I remember.

[@ryanfoster2869]

I remember the movie Mona Lisa Smile where Julia Robert's most promising student wants to settle down and have kids and she tries to stop her because she thinks she's doing it because of brainwashing

[@GunControlHelpsCriminals]

julia robert’s pro-whore film ruined a generation of women. She had them all thinking that somewhere there is a Richard Smarm was a going to save them from their sins. No co-incidence that Epstein looks a bit like him

[@theweldingpanzer4841]

This is one of my top Ken live streams.

[@MrsMacLover]

ken't believe you went there

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

It was a ken out of ken stream for sure

[@MrBDB001]

Love the Ken crew showing up. Cheers.

[@vergilvalerian3755]

Since its going to be a complete departure from the original anyway, I move to unofficially rename the new Snow White "Yellow Snow."

[@Zappbrannigan83]

Waiting for the right to realize young men identify and are empowered by Ken, his awesome Slash co-created power balled, and his Mojo Dojo Casa House so much, its starting to worry the core demo.

[@crank1985]

This must be thrown to 4chan. They would troll everywhere about it. "Barbie empowers men to fight for patriarchy". They left will snap.

[@SomeNerdSomewhere]

The most hilarious act from these postmodern directors/writers is telling people what the intended message is and isn't. Almost the entire core of that branch of philosophy is that there are an infinite number of interpretations to an infinite number of stimuli in the world and all are valid. This concept was initially applied most heavily in the study of Art, Photography, Literature, and Cinema. So, they make a deconstructed film in the name of postmodernism and then tell people the singular view they should take on it. Cool cool... very logically consistent...

[@IRMentat]

One of the main things putting me off movies now is the runtime more than the quality. I’m Willing to watch bad movies if they have some interesting aspects but so many movies now are 150-200+ minute slogs that demand your attention while giving little to earn it. At that point replay value is almost totally lost as that’s an afternoon spent to watch a movie again that I still remember the core points of (good and bad).

[@axellsabode]

Just the fact that there is limited screens as to why MI is low balling. Cinemas are just having to use them for the 2 big movies. MI just shouldnt have opened a week before two heavily marketed movies

[@therealfakecaptain7978]

And now, here's... Human sex scene. "Hum ! Human sex scene... I like it !"

[@AlastairDeans-kr5lr]

I loved First Man, I thought it was fascinating. Though I can totally understands Mauler's take, that's why it flew under the radar.

[@Venoxisguides]

A TEN PACK OF BEERS AND BOTTLE A' WHISKEYYY

[@Venoxisguides]

@@zcagey Thats very punny

[@townsjim]

My gf has been asking me to go and see Barbie with her all week, I keep saying no, she can go with her female friend instead and I won't be budging

[@chasehedges6775]

The only thing in that movie that looked REMOTELY good was the child actress, Ariana Greenblatt. Other than that, it looks PRETTY BAD

[@sthubbins4038]

Stay at home and drink some Bud Light!

[@JSPena]

@@chasehedges6775 I’m probably overthinking this, but you seem to have a weird fascination with child actresses.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@sthubbins4038 I’ll drink Dr Pepper instead

[@chasehedges6775]

@@JSPena I just think she deserves better than being in a dumb/mediocre Barbie movie, that’s all

[@johnfreeman4973]

Love the show mates

[@williamharrison2591]

Well, maybe George R. Martin will finish The Game of Throne novels now!

[@bornagain_cynic]

I wanted Terra Nova to be good so bad. the first 2 episodes were fun and then it got W E I R D

[@samuel5591]

Grats on 100k Cynic - been enjoying yourself and LP on BSUP for quite a while now :)

[@hawkofsteel5169]

Havent seen it here yet but other youtubers are coming under attack from barbie defenders for daring to criticize it. And its mainly female youtubers being attacked for not towing the line of the message.

[@Gator159]

You forgot the tag nerdrotic's channel in the description

[@ramigilneas9274]

Can’t wait for the Sequel: Barbie 2 The rise of Kendrew Tate!

[@saltycat662]

🤣🤣

[@mayanksharma3651]

Just..just stop giving them ideas!!!

[@RISE-327]

The smashing Babies scene would have Pol Pot drooling.

[@zacharyiler136]

That troll next to Gal Gadot is supposed to be "the fairest of them all"???????

[@iliasiosifidis4532]

Nerdrotic wanted to stay, but he just Ken't

[@Omar_listenin]

I was one of the people that thought this entire movie was a parody/satire. Like it couldn't possibly be this over the top feminism/anti-men and be serious

[@tylergoodman3560]

The biggest takeaway is: aside from Oppenheimer, there's not a lot of movies to look forward to. 🎉

[@Attmay]

Even that is ruined for me by this idiotic stunt linking it to a piece of man bashing propaganda

[@RealityCheck6969]

The movie had a very good representation of what it likes to play with a Barbie doll. So they nailed that part. But as a story: it's a bait and switch, mean spirited, man hating feminist dissapointment.

[@mattcollins3591]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Moochtv]

I wonder if this latest Nolan movie will be streaming this Opptober?

[@djdadbod]

Snow White and the 7 cats and bottle of Chardonnay

[@momzwrite]

I think we should start meming Ken as the protagonist throughout the internet. It'd be funny, true, and undermines some of the toxic feminism in the film

[@VoytekPavlik]

Yes

[@cas1994]

Saw oppenheimer in IMAX and it was amazing, but I feel like they focused too much on certain points in his life, and not enough on others. For a guy who is famous for his work on the Manhattan project, they spend a LOT of time of the film focusing on other things. I also wished they looked more in the moral aspect of the bomb because I think they could have done a lot of interesting dialogue there.....I will say thought, that when the bomb dropped the entire theater jumped it was that loud lol

[@cas1994]

@@johnravenwood2743 Japan was so weak that they didn't have enough food to feed the horses that would drag their airplanes from the factory to the airfields. The fire bombing of Tokyo killed as many people if not more than the atom bombs. There are lot of other reasons why the US dropped the bombs (like trying to scare the soviets). I would have liked the film to talk more about why instantly vaporizing two entire cities might become problematic in the future but that's just my opinion.

[@matthewchandler7845]

DAMN that intro WAS CLASSY AS FECK BOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@az3412]

Armor Wars could redeem the "Rhodey as a Skrull" story line if it allows Rhodey to really deal with everything he missed (like Tony's death) in a real, honest manner. Don Cheadle could really flesh out the character by showing the anger and greef of it. All leading to him going out to try to preserve Tony's legacy via Armor Wars. All of this of course turns on the writers, so I don't have much hope at all.

[@OsellaSquadraCorse]

Hahaha!! Don Cheadle could show anger and grief. Good one - I needed that laugh.

[@willfranklin1834]

The way you say “behemoth” always makes me smile…By the way “Barbie” has become the latest return of FOMO. .

[@originalserpent1834]

Barbie movie perfectly encapsulates the level of self-awareness women have in general.

[@caveboy5770]

Most women are the same awareness level as men.

[@caveboy5770]

@@GunControlHelpsCriminals prove it

[@genmaicha.lapsang]

*The Master Said, "Women and servants are the most difficult to look after. They become insolent if you get too close to them. They complain if you keep your distance."* Analects of Confucius 17.25

[@genmaicha.lapsang]

@@fromkeajra I'm glad that I'm gay. I don't have to put up with too much of their nonsense.

[@ratman505]

How is "Ken in Black" not the first comment?

[@Seraphial]

Not hearing the go woke go broke saying coming out at all...

[@alexanderkastaniotis4097]

Guys, crucifiction is one of the most torturous ways of dying, and it can go on for hours.....

[@NYWunWuns]

Let me play the guitar AT you is like she hulk, the guy saying, let me go talk to it, referring to a girl

[@saltycat662]

The same type of women who enjoy Barbie are the same who loved Twilight and 50 Shades. They're borderline, histrionic women who voted for Biden.

[@schuyleresau982]

Two other hit franchises and a President who a large majority of all women voted for. I don't think Barbie is actually similar to Twilight/50 Shades in its appeal though, the other two had sex.

[@margarinesnatcher]

We should make an alternative Godwin point for every time real life politics are mentioned by a youtube commenter when it has absolutely 0 reason to be.

[@thecaptainfalcon3316]

​@schuyleresau982 "large majority of all women voted for" dude if you think Joe actually won and got all those votes I have a beachfront property in Alaska to sell you 😂

[@thundercron77]

Blows me away when movie pundits seem oblivious to the fact that F bombs garner an R rating.

[@kennethgibson456]

Said this in the review video but I thought was going to be like "life in the dreamhouse" which was on Netflix years ago when my eldest daughter was young. It was witty and self aware - was a fake reality show take on Barbie world. Guess not.

[@chasehedges6775]

The time of the Drinker has come

[@Jordan-mg9il]

I feel like now the mainstream media might start to shame online movie critics for not being able to handle that a feminist movie got such a huge box office because these critics are inherently misogynistic, when in reality, MOST of these critics' main complaints were regarding the story, details and/or overall message of the film.

[@lucy3054]

Time stamps would be nice

[@roncondon4679]

Go Brown and the 7 Yard Hippies.

[@kentotott2092]

Fury become J. Edgar Hoover.