Orks vs Space Marines; 8th edition Warhammer 40k battle report

Say Hi Paul is back, and this time he brought the Boyz with him. The 13th stands against them. It's a classic. It's Orks vs Space Marines

[@tadhgconroy8828]

“THEY SHALL KNOW SIGNIFICANT FEAR”- Paul, war boss of the badmoons

[@MemeMachine-po9zo]

They shall know no fear THeY ShAlL KNoW SigNifiCAnt feAR.

[@casualtaco2154]

Why am I commenting this? I can. So note: a war boss is a head of a tribe, not a clan.

[@bakey3744]

@@casualtaco2154 Whats your point?

[@casualtaco2154]

Derek Caudle there is no point in the first place. That, my friend, is the point.

[@crzy1gs]

Winters: 'Does he want to pile in...' Paul: Orkish laughter as he piles in :D

[@Jonbl88]

"Sounds like you have a plan...?" "Ya, shooty stuff in the back, fighty stuff in the front" Brilliant!

[@plat3626]

Paul is an actual Ork, holy crap. I wish my local Ork player was as into it as Paul is.

[@Mindfreakypinky]

Plat pff #spacemarinefanboy duck orcs

[@gIassjawXVIII]

It makes this video so much more enjoyable, and the real reason I enjoy orks so much

[@jdjones7855]

i bet your local ork player cant get into it because gw hates orks....i hope gw sees this comment

[@beanspud88]

Jd Jones orks are that bad ata mo its kinda needed to just get into it to have some fun. Just go waaagh and charge and kill what you can. Never fear there be more orks coming.

[@jdjones7855]

fair enough guy i have since taken a look at my play, style. definantly needed to be more orky on my part you are right the orks have fun no matter what as should I!

[@HaechiYT]

That ork voice acting at the beginning was awesome!

[@FallenEnix1]

Yeah they got a like just because that was entertaining XD

[@benjaminroger5693]

Yeah it waz

[@Tv1Apple]

Agreed!

[@genericwhitemale7028]

it would be better if he cosplayed as one.

[@LiamDempsey40k]

Literally my favourite person on KZbin. And playing against Winters too. What an awesome game. You're both welcome to come play here anytime.

[@paulcurbishley4726]

MOARHAMMER Im sure we could arrange something... Drop me a message and we'll see what we can do :)

[@LiamDempsey40k]

Paul Curbishley that sounds like a damn good idea squire.

[@jonberkness7940]

Paul Curbishley beautiful models, and terrific voice acting!

[@boserloffel4488]

consider me a fan!

[@epicmediocrity2603]

hearing Paul take that deep breath before talking about his boyz..I knew this was gonna be good

[@socalastarte6727]

Great idea for a T-Shirt "Shooty stuff in the back, fighty stuff in the front"

[@nickkohlmann]

So Cal Astarte Literally the best tactics ever discovered by Orks, took them only about 200 years and 20 billion lifes.

[@buzzwordbuzzwordsloganrhym671]

Shooty stuff in the front. Stompier stuff in the front.

[@Draculord666]

Paul is the best, always great seeing him on the channel.

[@wintersSEO]

He's a fluffy mushroom

[@snarf4058]

A flushroom?!

[@JustMonikaOk]

Paul should consider starting his own channel. I'd watch that, too!

[@PaulusCunctator]

The more Paul we get, the better. He's in it for the fun, taking units from the front, making orky decisions. It's brilliant, and I'd watch him play wherever.

[@Subjagator]

Very entertaining, fantastic battle.

[@GiantRobotArmyFilms]

You know, I’ve watched all of Winters’s BR, and this remains my favorite. And it’s because of Paul. He a great cohost/player. His enthusiasm and dedication to playing in character makes him so fun to watch! When I eagerly watched the other Orks vs on the channel I was disappointed that he was mostly edited out. Paul, start your own channel!

[@MechanizedFantasy]

Watched this whole BATREP in bed last night, so I couldn't leave a comment then. This fight was a FANTASTIC demonstration of how a little fluff can make the tabletop experience awesome. Paul as always, has a gorgeous and well-themed army. Some others in the comments have said that he should start his own channel...I'll throw in with them. He creates gorgeous armies, and plays them well. Cheers, Winters. You're doing fantastic stuff here. That 'eadbanger reroll was the absolute best use of a command point ever. I laughed hard, right alongside Paul. :D

[@xTheWolfman1991]

I feel like a complete idiot, but when he rolled that six on the reroll, I clapped like a little schoolgirl. I'm pretty new to 40k so I'm not super well versed, but I looove the orks and the way Paul, I believe his name was, played them was (is, still watching) fantastic.

[@jackjohnston8048]

I busted out laughing too

[@WannaBeRockStar800]

“The wagon” “Ya” “Gruts” “Ya” “Flamers” “Ya” “Head splitter” “Ya”

[@bakey3744]

*Breathes* "Ya" *Begins to speak* "Ya" "Yeah?" "Ya"

[@jesperwallin]

What makes Paul so awesome (besides seeming to be a really nice fellow) is that he plays narratively. The nob charging the Captain, and being robbed of the glory of chopping him, straight away. Epic stuff!

[@MrJCMasterman]

This Ork player is freaking hilarious. I love how he roleplays. XD

[@mystery4920]

"Sounds like you have a plan" "Yeah fighters at the front and shooters at the back!" Best Orky plan ever!

[@maifa9922]

Dat's propa orky

[@GerrardTorres7665]

Paul is such a great guest!

[@ThePeacePlant]

I was wondering if that was his name or the video recorder because he was asked to say 'Hi, Paul' and he actually said 'Hi, Paul' like it wasn't his own name lol

[@juliasullivan5267]

Thanks for the ork economics lesson. My daughter just started Economics in High School 😎

[@LarsLeonhard]

orkonomics?

[@0KOrbU0]

The smart thing i,s as far as I know, that ork teeth “decays” quite fast so even though an ork might have access to a lot of teeth he can’t hoard them thus preventing inflation. A mug of fungus beer will almost always cost 1 tooth.

[@TheBrahma51]

Teef*, toof*

[@0KOrbU0]

Thanks for the correction. I don’t use my orkish is that often :)

[@tmarritt]

So I assume she is going around punching people in the face.

[@myriad2878]

This is the first Warhammer 40K game I've ever watched, and I know literally nothing about how the game works, but here are my thoughts. Firstly, I love this. you guys are so fun to watch, I like the roleplaying. Orks look so fun to play too. I noticed that the ork army looks/is much larger than the space marines, yet they're the same "points", 2500. I assume that means space marines are more effective as individual units, but orks compensate for relatively weaker units with numbers? Over all, WH40K looks great, still don't know if I'll get involved though, seems expensive and the model painting seems like hard work.

[@dieface12]

I also noticed the Space Marines had additional tactical and teamwork options. Commanders letting you reroll, dropping in additional troops in strategic locations, etc. But the Orks seemed to be mostly about shooting things. And then shooting them more. And then shooting their dead corpses just to be sure.

[@richardkocksworthy8423]

Also you can't have sex with women unfortunately

[@raifthemad]

@@richardkocksworthy8423 Well Paul did say in his latest ork battle vs Winters that the stompa model he was using was gift from his girlfriend.

[@winternet374]

raifthemad I see someone else has come back to this one

[@raifthemad]

@@winternet374 The guy is too freaking fun to watch and listen to, and there's just almost no content with him on the web afaik, so what is one to do.

[@snarf4058]

Paul Blessed. Brian's awesome but slightly less awesome (as Brian is THE BOSS) kindred KZbin war-gamer spirit. Badmoon rising.... orkanomics lesson is free.

[@crzy1gs]

What a game! Initially thought Paul had been a little too generous with his incredibly fluffy list + 'tactics' but this has to go down as one of the best battle reps ever!

[@augustwillow3925]

PRAISE BE TO PAUL

[@donaldmccabe975]

Only 12 minutes in, but had to post and share appreciation for the love of the game Paul has brought with him! Already enjoying this batrep immensely!

[@gitsnikthegreat]

Where does one sign up to face Paul's Orks?!? That was awesome! (Still planning on sending an e-mail to you for a game too, Winters. This pesky dissertation keeps getting in the way of my painting!)

[@LandAnchor]

For someone coming back to this hobby after so long, you guys certainly made an amazing impression.

[@oneshotmass4931]

this opponent is fantastic i love how he does even orky "thing to do"

[@klaasvaak4803]

Watching this while not knowing how warhammer works is very confusing but quite entertaining

[@websterwa]

This was an incredibly fun battle report to watch. Paul is Awesome

[@ratheryoudidntknow8436]

first time watching paul and ive never wanted to play this game more, that man is awesome :)

[@matthewschultz3601]

One of the best reports I have ever seen. Wonderful...........MORE PAUL!!!!!

[@stuartmacleod259]

I liked the wee Terry Pratchett nod with the counting to many and lots

[@ferris928]

That....was the absolute best bestest Ork game I've ever seen on YT. Great to see Paul again! We must see your Orks again there sir! Thank you guys, you really made my night. I haven't laughed that hard in some time. Cheers!

[@aiwass8866]

Yesterday I was like "I'd love to see a batrep with Paul playing orks" and now I found this! ^^

[@chikhai]

Probably the best battle report I've watched on KZbin to date. Paul, you got yourself a sub chief.

[@Knight_lyfe]

Winters I know this is an old Battle Report, but I love watching you and "Hi Paul" play. Your narrating and his energy. Not to mention out of all the people I have watched you play with you two seem to be the most friendly and must have so much fun! I am building an army now as I watch this! Wish I could play with you boys, but alas across the pond is quite a distance! Great battle report!!! Keep them up!

[@RWJP]

Say Hi Paul's description of Ork economics has officially cemented him as my absolute favourite 40k player on KZbin.

[@politicalsheepdog]

Yes, late comment, but I'm going through all the battle reports and this is the best one so far. Most action packed and most entertaining.

[@wintersSEO]

Thank you. Glad you liked it

[@timnordin3091]

First time watching this channel and this is probably the most entertaining batrep I have seen! Good looking models with a story behind the battle, and the headbang at 1:16:26 was just epic! Following!

[@spotlightkid7645]

Love watchin u guys. Paul is a great guest. hard to not smile watchin him talk about his orks.

[@romeisfallingagain]

I only paint 40k, I have never played it. I am trying to learn how to play from your videos. at the moment i still dont understand but it looks cool

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"Shooty stuff in da back fighty stuff in the front" Its a WAAAAAGH from me.

[@GerrardTorres7665]

That dreadnaught take down was huge! That boss knob is definitely growing!

[@GerrardTorres7665]

Malmo 79 oh dear, I am sorry :’)

[@nickkohlmann]

Sam Bontempo In 7th edition, my Ironclad took down a entire mob of 20 ork bosses without losing a hull point, guess that's not possible anymore :/

[@TubingBread]

The marines first turn was absolutely devastating. So much green goo.

[@carelianspitz]

This is one the most badass game/closest/coolest/epic duel/bossfight thing ever!

[@Zerosinker]

"lots of guns, not a lot of aiming" "what is it with the sixes" fukkin saved

[@socalastarte6727]

QUESTION- Winters, I'm sure you've explained this before and I missed it but is your 13th an Ultramarines Army? I mean they're the 13th and they're blue, but you typically use the Iron Hands Chapter Tactics. So are they Sons of Guilliman or not? Also, Paul is the best! I watch most of your bat reps and ALL of your batreps that feature Paul. I could listen to him ramble on about Ork economics for hours. Brilliant!

[@wintersSEO]

They are not Ultramarines. If you're interested there is a 12 minute showcase / storytime video where I talk about their genesis

[@SuperGreentears]

In short they are a mix of gene seed from a few different chapters that in winters fluff (his video on the lore of them) were close too destroyed and banded together :P

[@Karlosdjackle]

He changes the chapter tactic to suit the army he's playing. He can pick any chapter which makes his army a lot more flexible and has written fluff to back it up.

[@MiracleMomo]

"Now you're probably wondering what all my units are about, but first we need to talk about the ork economy." Dis gonna be good.

[@juliasullivan5267]

Paul is back!!!!

[@saor4340]

Great to see Paul back again , and yet another great battle report winters !

[@redwallmincraft33]

I know this is a bit of a late comment, but this batrep was the video that got me into warhammer. Thanks 😊

[@impguardwarhamer]

I normally just watch these kinda videos for the army overviews at the start because I dont have time for the whole thing and thats mostly what i care about but god damn paul was funny to listen to

[@adamrowlands4074]

4th time I've watched this, love Paul's enthusiasm, such an ORKY LAD. Bring him back Winters !!!! Against the glorious 9th !!!!!!

[@Cherokie89]

This is the single best game I've ever watched. Why are the orks hitting things!? Head-popper worked! The points go back and forth constantly. The lone ork killed the dreadnought after piling out of the burning vehicle. Not to mention all the narrative explanations and the ork player doing nonsense things tactically just because it seems "orky." Love it.

[@westonbarney3737]

i agree, paul is the best. he should play orks more. he makes a great ork. next time GW needs a voice over for orks it should be paul. :)

[@chadstaxxx]

Great idea!

[@neurocidesakiwi]

The guy playing with Orks, MUST MUST MUST MUST! do voice acting! Great voice and really captures the feeling of the Orks.

[@scottking3599]

Been watching a few of these. Completely new to the tabletop game (big fan of the video games). I will say this, Paul with Orks is hands down my favourite episode so far. Seems like a good bloke, great attitude to the game, highly entertaining with his BOYZ!

[@nickquin908]

That eadbanger going off was amazing! Loving this bat rep

[@michaeltakas9232]

2:17:28 "I want every gun we have to fire on that man"

[@tombrammer]

So much love for Paul, and Orks are definitely the race he should play 24/7 🙌🏻

[@luckylarry71]

1:15:28 - The main event! The Orkiest thing any Ork can aspire to manifest! SayHiPaul has won for me right then and there ('ERE!)

[@paulmcf1115]

I love the ork aesthetic, paul is amazing at capturing it again

[@ikr9358]

That was the most Ork-y battle I've ever seen.

[@KillerOrca]

Now that is an Ork player who loves his boyz

[@azerd1535]

I love Paul

[@Gruffelgangster]

It's so awesome hearing him presenting his Ork Army! Makes me wanna collect Orks myself...

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

Let’s be real, you can never really “lose” as an ork player, not if you’re in character at least. That being said, Paul is a joy to watch, along with the crisp paintjobs on your miniatures

[@onionhat745]

The Bubble Chukka sounds like a blast. I'm gonna start an Ork army eventually, and when I do, I'm going to need at least one Bubble Chukka.

[@matthewyglesias1508]

I love the narrative of these. You go down for a training mission to "Teach them how to shoot" so says your commander. Then after bombs fall, and orcs scream, you see that gigantic THING stomp between the buildings...

[@jimmydonohue4504]

Very clear and easy to understand, unlike some other batreps you find, so welll done lads!!! Thank you ;)

[@JustMonikaOk]

When's the next winter's report, when's the next winter's report, when's the next OH MY GOSH IT'S HERE. Also I'd been waiting for you to bring back the Space Marines. Looking forward to this one.

[@justintung7981]

Those dice rolls at the end were spicy! I'm a DoW 2 player and was recommended some table top content and now i've been binge watching all your battle reports! Have to say I much prefer the more recent format where you show some dice rolls and skip over some others. Your older battle reports seem to do almost all dice rolls off cam, and it really took away from the thrill of the "action". Keep up the good work and the cooperation with Paul!

[@leejmalcolm1]

Favourite phrase of the game: 'You've got a nob in a crater with one wound'. Pretty intense match...

[@theunreasonablyreasonablea7982]

Another amazing game! Great to see Paul again, what a legend! Keep up the good work lads :)

[@theasparagus1769]

When Paul headbanged the Captain I laughed for a minit bloody hell orky is so much fun.

[@chrisagistri]

a lovely game that I really enjoyed it !!! This gentle "giant" is an excellent friend to play with.You are so lucky

[@jdbm1978]

Winters - the best YT channel for 40k batreps. If only you had the cash to do it pro! Gorka Morka Gorka Morka!

[@JackalMJ]

I very much enjoy this guy with Winters. He comes in a lot I know (I don't know maybe hes part of the show), but I love him, he goes very well with winters. I appreciate that they make thematic choices in the game, while still playing fairly competitively.

[@smalwex]

I bloody love Paul. Love the enthusiasm and positivity these battle reports have!

[@justinprato5066]

What a great battle report!!! This is why people need to play out the games, as that could have ended many different ways.

[@puma0713]

Am I mistaken, or did Paul not use the Dakka! Dakka! Dakka! special rule at all in this game?

[@khangastain]

I swear Paul looks and sounds like an actor in a fantasy movie

[@liamalmond1914]

I started in 5th ed when Assault on Black Reach was being peddled so in my eyes Space Marines Vs Orks is 40k. Loved this battle report :)

[@crzy1gs]

Orks vs Space Marines IS Warhammer 40k for me since I'm a 2nd Edition baby. Please, please, please GW show Orks some love when you finally bring out their Codex etc!

[@commanderdon4300]

I still have the box art with Orks and Blood Angels, long before Ultramarines were the poster boys.

[@robthehitmanrude]

I played 2nd Edition and recently got back into it with my bro. I hope they put boarboyz back in as i've got 7 that were painted but never used!

[@commanderdon4300]

I don't see any reason why they can't proxy as bikes, so long as your opponent isn't a dick.

[@beanspud88]

Commander Don take back legs off put tires on... cyber boars! Snakebite fluff right there. Just a shame the bikes suck ata mo.

[@nickkohlmann]

Commander Don Well, my warriors didn't ask to be considered the finest of their kind. Where others failed, they had been victorious. They didn't accidentally blow up their main fortress like the Crimson Fists, they didn't let their wicked geneseed become a curse as the bloodthirsty blood angels. They are the very definition of the Emperror's bullwark against even the most terrible enemy, therefore their honour and fame is a logical result of their actions. Yes, Paul isn't the only one who cares about his army.

[@blairellertson2492]

This Ork player is a warboss in the community of 40k players , my favorite batrep on the internet so far.

[@friendlyghost2761]

What a fight! Amazing, really loved seeing Paul again what a legend.

[@carelianspitz]

Orkiest orkplayer ever! :) Very nice batrep!

[@athleticdiv1]

this video made me get my old Warhammer blood angels army out. maybe ill go and visit a local GW again

[@WuerfelsportFreunde]

Nice one, Dakka Dakka!

[@rick_the_framer]

Superb. Would have been a good batrep even if delivered in a monotone and dull voice but with all that enthusiasm spilling out of the warp, Orks - and Bad Moons at that, plus Paul it doesn't come much better. Paul - you should have your own channel, seriously!

[@PartOfTheGame]

Why do Orks sound like so much fun to play with OR against? As long as the person get's into character. Never had the chance myself. Tyranid and other Xeno's keep pressing my borders.

[@gronthgronth2628]

I know this comment is from a year ago but heres my point of view on that question: Theres a lot of factors that can be summed up in one sentence: Because Orks are fun :D! Most ork players ive seen are like Paul. They are there for fun. If you have an army thats so random that you have all in all minimal control over it, you have to be like that :). They are not tryharding, they are doing wacky, "Orky" things for shits and giggles. No "tacticool play". Straight to the point, and lets see what RNGesus brings. Like here. Winters keep rerolling because of his marine skills/rules/opportunities yadda yadda yadda. And keeps being more and more frustrated when he fails. Paul picks headbang knowing that there is minimal chance to success on it. But if he does, itll be hillarious, and very "in character". POP goes the captain. The successfull roll is not a goal here, it only adds to the feel of the wackiness. Same with burning command point to try and blow up a stompa with whole crew. And that is why in my opinion

[@BodyGuardOfLies1]

Paul may be an orc but he still had to take his shoes off before he was allowed on the carpet.

[@ArchsolarSlade]

This was my absolute favourite of your battle reports, possibly my favourite KZbin battle report in all! The game was so fun and I always love to see Orks painted and played so well (and enthusiastically!). Thanks so much to both of you!

[@nl5494]

"Let me tell you how Ork economics work"

[@PerpetualSushi]

I mean I'm still teetering on going the tabletop route but Paul is selling this to me really well

[@milododd]

Paul always bringing the showmanship!!! So good!

[@colkent2193]

Paul won I think... you didn't count the VP for Brother Mathias (dreadnought) at 1:12:06 onward.

[@commanderdon4300]

Oh my god i'm so happy someone else noticed this, now I don't have to make a rage post and make a fool of myself.

[@WoffBoot]

I think they may have also missed the kill point on the Deff Dread (easily done, with so much carnage), so it comes out even.

[@moforich]

also I believe they forgot to count the point for the aggressors? anyway great game as usual!

[@Karlosdjackle]

Winters hates to loose. Love his channel but iv noticed a few games where the points don't add up

[@WoffBoot]

I reckon that the points errors come from having to work the camera, narrate the battle, and play the game all at the same time, rather than trying to pull a fast one.

[@martinrichards8180]

this is the most fun ork player to watch and legit made me want to play orkz

[@weemanling]

Some much needed Ork content on the channel, please bring Paul back for more.

[@Veyoun]

2020 and still going Waaaaagh everytime i watch this Report ^^ Who'S with me in this special orky point? Also .................. Hi Paul !! ^^

[@joelkirk9]

Fabulous battle report! love seeing orks do well against... well... anything!

[@nathanhunt9105]

While I should be doing other things, I'm an hour in and really enjoying the banter (and the BatRep).