"Everybody likes hotdogs, but nobody wants to know how they're made." -That one gnome from Gravity Falls.
@TheReZisTLust5 жыл бұрын
I saw the how it's made episode for it👍
@biomechanica456th4 жыл бұрын
i know and i still like them
@tyrannapusandfriends62544 жыл бұрын
TheVoidLord “If all pork chops were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs” - Steven Universe, before it killed itself
@frankie12614 жыл бұрын
Sausages, my sir. Not hot dogs.
@jordanfelt59783 жыл бұрын
And that show is truly quality TV. Can't get much more quality than that, aside from some certain animes.
@exodosthesoulbanish7 жыл бұрын
Who once said 'Kidnapping? I prefer the term surprise adoption.'
@ultramegaman5556 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahhahahahaahh, you sir are very smart. ever thought about a career in politics?
@badfx5686 жыл бұрын
Bruh lol
@halocrafter3006 жыл бұрын
Duncan Trice *Solidus Snake, looking at Raiden after murdering his parents* This is mine now.
@noodlepudding34645 жыл бұрын
A wise person on the internet once said “Who once said ‘Kidnapping? I prefer the term surprise adoption.’”
@lnsflare15 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming that person went on to work for EA.
@spacep0ny9587 жыл бұрын
The ethical way to make super soldiers is to give regular soldiers fancy capes. Nothing say's 'super' like a nice cape.
@CaptainPatches0696 жыл бұрын
No capes!
@gnomismocultural85476 жыл бұрын
Space P0ny95 unethical capes
@clawsproductions5826 жыл бұрын
yuP
@darkmooncorporation26955 жыл бұрын
Edna Modas disagrees BIG TIME
@yanguskhan85135 жыл бұрын
lando calrissian would agree with you, space pony.
@Canadamus_Prime6 жыл бұрын
You'd think a mentally unstable Super Solder would be fairly unreliable and therefore undesirable. Apparently the people in Metal Gear Solid don't agree.
@HTFFanOfFlaky4 жыл бұрын
The point in mgs4 is a cheap soldier, not a quality one
@anonymus56374 жыл бұрын
Most of the Plot in Metal Gear Rising is about How Raiden was left mentally scarred by his life as a Child Soldier, to the point of having a form in Which he has advanced capabilities, at the cost of acting by mere instict, known as “Jack the Ripper”, that he sealed until Senator “Nanomachines, Son” Armstrong and other people With enhanced capabilities made Him go into his Point Break while trying to convince Him to join them in their plan
@eldritchcupcakes31953 ай бұрын
That’s partially the point- they don’t care about reliance or silly things like “collateral damage”. The machine of war is the “they” in this case. Metal gear is very much partially about how war treats soldiers like disposable weapons. In the case of the beauty and the beast unit, it didn’t matter how many civilians they killed if they hit the enemy a bit.
@hissnakeissolid28277 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear Solid 5 deserves another spot because Big Boss brainwashing his best friend into thinking he's him *The most wanted man in the world* while the real one runs off and leaves his friends behind is pretty unethical by my standards
@agentmanitoba01885 жыл бұрын
Not even friends lol, more like employee of the month
@PainCausingSamurai5 жыл бұрын
This includes giving him unwanted facial reconstruction
@GAlexai5 жыл бұрын
@Justifier My god you're that guy. Shut up you fucking loser, honestly. The game has been out for like 4 years now. You're the type of guy who would complain about someone spoiling a game from the 90's just because he has nothing better to do.
@unculturedswine55835 жыл бұрын
@@GAlexai calm down, he's at least saying it for a good reason don't try to spread your own annoyance to other people. i know its easy to feel like your own words are less annoying than they actually are to others,but just so you know, they're pretty dumb, you're also not speaking for much that aside, he, at least, is an okay amount of polite.
@ru994145 жыл бұрын
Yes! its freaking amazing! Thank God someone bothered to understand the story... There is hope. Wether you can call it unethical is a different story tough and more difficult to answer, but anyway Snake is king
@ScorpioHighlander7 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder if there's a way to *ethically* make super soldiers.
@rKhael537 жыл бұрын
Look at Captain American: voluntary service (and propaganda^^)
@thefirstprimariscatosicari68707 жыл бұрын
ScopeEva Captain America, the ones from Iron Man 3 (at least at the start of the project), there are a lot of them.
@faraway53457 жыл бұрын
ScopeEva The Spartan-IVs
@scienceguy87 жыл бұрын
Run a human augmentation company, get your chief of security to sign a document that says if he's critically injured your company gets power of attorney over him, wait for him to be nearly killed in a terrorist attack on your company headquarters, then stuff him full of every experimental augmentation you have on hand.
@ultimatedarkrai2557 жыл бұрын
ScopeEva step one find willing volunteers step two give them super steroids step three give them a patriotic shield step four let them beat the shit out of nazis step fuve it’s captain America idiot
@chamuchamupalchamperry66867 жыл бұрын
Turns Out: Putting A kid that was trapped in a torture chamber with a bunch of corpses and where she had to eat the corpses was a bad idea! Who knew, right?
@BJGvideos7 жыл бұрын
Chamuchamu Palcham Perry For some reason that reminded me of the series Ranma 1/2 since the main character learned his ultimate technique, the Cat Fist, when his dad tied sausages to him and threw him in a pit of hungry cats. And then tied fish to him and did it again. And a few more times. Did I mention he can only do this technique if he's so overcome by his fear of cats that he completely snaps?
@chamuchamupalchamperry66867 жыл бұрын
yes.
@JarthenGreenmeadow7 жыл бұрын
Thats dumb.
@chamuchamupalchamperry66867 жыл бұрын
probably.
@dscrd17 жыл бұрын
Crazy right? I came out just fine, you just have to get used to the taste
@peterskylocker93477 жыл бұрын
A lot of this is awfully horrific, even for a video game.
@Gadget-Walkmen6 жыл бұрын
FEAR was easily the worst one.
@OceanPhoenix5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes. Even given the title I was not prepared!!
@SuperDigiGamer5 жыл бұрын
Wolfenstein was just terrifying.
@justanobadi66555 жыл бұрын
didn't even mention the les enfantes terribles from metal gear solid 1. taking the genes of the greatest soldier ever to make a new greatest soldier to kill the guy who's DNA you just stole
@TheReZisTLust5 жыл бұрын
Not bad for anime though.
@Valkyrie10947 жыл бұрын
At least Alma was in a coma, Lisa Trevor spent years being experimented upon by Umbrella with no anaesthetic until she was a twisted broken husk unable to even die. Alma was lucky by comparison, at least shs got her revenge in the end while Oswell Spencer got to live to old age before Wesker killed him
@ashannahensley3288 Жыл бұрын
Fam. You're forgetting that her psychic gift meant that she was aware of everything and could see everything. But was in a body prison that was unable to act upon it. As was seen how her "Comatose Body" not only saw her giving birth, but the baby being taken away, while she screamed to get her baby back but no one could hear her. Then you have to add into the fact that all her future baby clones, are psychically connected to her, so she's also aware of all the 5h1t done to her children, to make them super soldiers. How is that lucky? At least Lisa Trevor could vocalize her horrors to everyone who could hear her, and could move her body some what. That's much less horrible than being trapped in a body that is aware of, and can psychically see everything, but unable to do anything about it.
@dirtydan97854 жыл бұрын
"...Like apple does Iphones." Once a year, intentionally breaking everything but the most expensive version? "All the time." Oh, okay
@POTUSJimmyCarter2 жыл бұрын
I mean, yeah, except instead of planned obsolescence its Order 66
@kylevanzyl64527 жыл бұрын
What about Grey Wardens? You ingest a potion made from blight tainted blood in a blood magic ritual with a chance of killing you outright. Then you'll have nightmares every night and you'll live for thirty years tops. The enhanced physical abilities all Grey Wardens possess definitely qualify them as Super Soldiers.
@SirStanleytheStumbler7 жыл бұрын
A cure was found. One of them developed a way to cleanse the taint. Also those who join usually do so either voluntarily (albeit without knowing exactly how they are "joined") or because they are already tainted and thus will die if they don't.
@noahmiller80427 жыл бұрын
or they have nothing to go back to, such as the dwarf noble and dwarf commoner and city elf backstory(all three due to pissing off powerful people in one of which the powerful person is your brother)
@notoriousbig3k7 жыл бұрын
if you refuse to take the ceremony they execute on spot you either drink and live/die or u refuse and get executed
@TheCyberGoblin6 жыл бұрын
Unless they use the Rite of Conscription. Which lets them force you to do it.
@kalenboies38265 жыл бұрын
What cure ? As far as I know Fiona was cured by the Architect. His experiments are freaky. And the 5th Blight was actually the result of an experiment.
@Gray-Fox6667 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear games have a lot of unethical super soldier projects in them, besides the 'B&B unit' and the 'Parasite unit', there were also the 'cyborg enhancements' for Raiden, the 'Cobra unit', the 'Perfect Soldier Project', the 'Next-Generation Special Forces', the 'Sons of the Patriots System (SOP)', and of course the 'Les Enfants Terribles' project.
@Lulu-ex7fc6 жыл бұрын
uhh, the Cobra Unit and NGSF's origins were founded by controversial means. They were just units filled with people possessing extraordinary or unique talents.
@cringememelord94016 жыл бұрын
The skulls too
@frenschDensch6 жыл бұрын
Dont forgot the s3 plan.
@onegiantradish3236 жыл бұрын
Man they need to get a new plot line don’t they...
@Gadget-Walkmen6 жыл бұрын
Except for a few like "Les Enfants Terribles", Most of them aren't really central to the overall plot. It's just a special eltie team of soldiers with special abilities that you face off against as Bosses. Metal gear is political-military surrealism sci-fi (which is apart of the appeal) like X-men so It's going to fabricate a lot of strange over the top characters so it can add to the surrealism to the over all world.
@stevenchoza63917 жыл бұрын
This is why I ended up rooting for Alma to win... it's the only time sided with the "villain"...
@AlexanderAzarov5 жыл бұрын
She was literally a split personality as well, the child Alma which helps you throughout, secretly, and the older Alma which, well...
@ZlothZloth4 жыл бұрын
You weren't supposed to help her!! Oh wait... wrong spooky, long haired girl.
@marhawkman3034 жыл бұрын
@@ZlothZloth you mean I wasn't supposed to hug her?
@slenderminion2895 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of Warframe? The Tenno, the player characters, are actually teenagers that were involved in a failed warp jump of sorts that transported the colonization spaceship they were on to an extradimensional place called the Void, which gave them superpowers. It also drove their parents insane, forcing those kids to kill their own families to survive. Later they were recovered by the Orokin, an advanced civilization of humans they were a part of. An empire whose leaders proceeded to shut down the project meant to heal the traumatized kids, executed their surrogate mother leading the project for daring to speak out against it, created conduit bodies for them to control and channel their powers through (the titular Warframes), and essentially made them into child supersoldiers while literally demonizing them in their society. The Warframes themselves aren't much better. They are an initially failed supersoldier project where the best soldiers the Orokin had were forcefully injected with a special strain of the Technocyte Virus (essentially the Flood from Halo) that painfully and slowly transformed them into the Warframes. After which they were literally tortured into obedience.
@lewistac61084 жыл бұрын
Smiles from Juran intensifies 😭 I didn't have the heart to use Umbra after that, I just wanted him to rest really.
@uncrari24 жыл бұрын
Fallout did it better
@financialzero56844 жыл бұрын
Xxx on a Kill streak Yeah that whole “shoving their parents into incinerators and doing the same to the kids and their offspring until they’re super solders” seems more effective..
@Pseudoaquanaut4 жыл бұрын
At least they found a mom who betrayed them.
@toakovika4 жыл бұрын
Germanic hams now we have a new Space Mom!
@TheStargateNerd7 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 40,000 - Indoctrinate everyone that sending their children to death courses in order to earn the right to become a super soldier (which is also a grueling and painful process) is noble and honourable.
@notoriousbig3k7 жыл бұрын
its not like that people are free to chose also not all colonies do that .... some colonies are choosen for that purpsoe others are for marketing/agriculture/banking so on but they dont oblideg u to be a soldiers like that
@HaloFTW556 жыл бұрын
Probably because 40k is originally (and still mostly) tabletop.
@captainthorrek2626 жыл бұрын
Death Incarnate I think the PTSD cases from other games are mad scientists showing pictures of that thing at random times.
@rodneynoble60465 жыл бұрын
For the Emperor, there is no greater honor
@ireneparkin33604 жыл бұрын
Even if the child survives the grueling process of being turned into what is basically a walking tank, they'll out live their parent's and families.
@Hailstormand7 жыл бұрын
This has to be Jane's list of ideas that was discovered by either Mike or Andy or Ellen or Luke. To cover it up she said 'Oh noooo this is my list of ideas on the next Outside Box thingy, not my list on what to do to take over the world..." And they all fell for it.
@thombeacock50017 жыл бұрын
You can question their methods... but you can't argue with their results!
@thombeacock50017 жыл бұрын
Yep, there is a 50/50 chance that everything backfires!
@thesilentexo75397 жыл бұрын
Thom Beacock well, most of the time. Sometimes it just ends with all the candidates dead.
@voodooACR7 жыл бұрын
Thom Beacock I'm fine with those odds, the pros will far outweigh the cons, maybe.
@jetpackcthulhu7 жыл бұрын
Only if the pro is Master Chief, or as I call him MC 117.
@morp87817 жыл бұрын
Lego Jetpack Aardvarks can i get a 6 piece mcnugget meal with that?
@chicabobica7 жыл бұрын
How did Jane create Mike? Bet that wasn't ethical.
@marcellragacs1047 жыл бұрын
She took the data from the Tzar Bomba, implanted it into an emotionless robot husk, then filled the whole thing with motoroil
@totallynotapuffball91197 жыл бұрын
m6 ragacs Ask Jane where she got that data for me. I've got cyborg locusts breathing down my neck.
@redstonecasey47137 жыл бұрын
don clark My guess is nanomachines. Anyway, I'm sure that she has a closet full of backup Mikes ready to be brought online.
@cypher47837 жыл бұрын
Redstone Casey creep dude, just creepy
@SparkysBarelyMusic7 жыл бұрын
She bread a ford anglia with a chevrolet camaro.
@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan7 жыл бұрын
Number 1 was also in Metal Gear Rising Revengance, except, you know, they also harvested and sold their organs, and kept their brains to train them into an army of super strong, unfeeling cyborgs...
@notoriousbig3k7 жыл бұрын
not all of them
@aaronking20205 жыл бұрын
How to unethically make a ally super soldier army: 1. Get a volunteer 2. Clone them hundreds of times all without there knowledge 3. Robotic improvements 4. Hive mind technology (including brainwashing) 5. kill switch 6. repeat with different Volunteers 7. Have them operate in a squad 8. Hyper advanced weapons
@azradan6664 жыл бұрын
@Quintin Sharpe Take 4,6 and i think 3 out and change kill switch into killing switch and these are the clones from star wars
@MouldMadeMind3 жыл бұрын
9. All of them die to some random diseases.
@kenpowers32062 жыл бұрын
All true, but your mind is wipped accept SSP programing and you're treated like a disposable machine. Once injured you're put into Regen tanks mind wipped and reprogram. Watch Captain America, Winter Soldier... Very close to the bad guy..
@manuelmanolo70992 жыл бұрын
Oh, you are a game developer?
@arjyabirhazra1135 Жыл бұрын
Soldiers are so last millennium. In this millennium we use unmanned machines controlled by AI and sapient minds to hurl galaxies and the create space time anomalies to fight, change the flow of time and all other shenanigans that would totally mess up the fabric of the universe.
@eyespotted7 жыл бұрын
What about the Big Daddies from Bioshock? They used to be human, once...
@hatgirl99925 жыл бұрын
Also the operator's from warframe they give the operator special abilities
@lukelcs89345 жыл бұрын
Course, they were also criminals... so is that so bad? Yes. Yes it is. (then again you willingly turn yourself into one, at least partly, so I imagine the process isn't to difficult or painful if that's the case.)
@comradecameron37264 жыл бұрын
LUKE lcs yeah, nothing painful about being grafted into a suit and having your voice box mangled.
@lukelcs89344 жыл бұрын
@@comradecameron3726 Maybe they had pain killers.
@floyvlogs17544 жыл бұрын
Not all of them were criminals. *Cough*Subject Delta*Cough*
@MuffinHunterX7 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't think of _one_ super soldier program that even when it had good results wasn't morally squicky as hell.
@MyVanir7 жыл бұрын
Adeptus Astartes? I mean, besides the indoctrination during the process to go from human to demigod.
@ant1h4t3rz7 жыл бұрын
Captain America was okay, I guess.
@Add1837 жыл бұрын
MuffinHunterX captain America was good and appropriate and had great results
@Add1837 жыл бұрын
ant1h4t3rz why'd you say "I guess " there was nothing wrong with his program
@MuffinHunterX7 жыл бұрын
The thing with Cap is that depending on the run he was considered "Weapon I" which led the way to the Weapon X program so eight in-between failures, then Logan and twenty-two failed clones of Logan resulting in X-23. Whole lotta bad juju between the "successes."
@AdorkableSmile7 жыл бұрын
Well now I want a "Master Cheeks" video game series. Instead of killing aliens and destroying ancient space technology he gives them flowers and teaches them to bake.
@pepsia65087 жыл бұрын
Adorkable Smile yes i'd love that
@defalco31677 жыл бұрын
Adorkable Smile Tbh "Master Cheeks" sounds like a porno 😂😂
@soulessslime4337 жыл бұрын
I think Donut and Caboose could do that.
@Become-Eggplant7 жыл бұрын
Basically "Cooking Mama: Master Cheeks Addition"?
@nepspartan-75977 жыл бұрын
Sucks that they would have baked us alive if it wasn't for 117.
@restlessfrager6 жыл бұрын
6:57 "THE SCREAMS!" *Return to Castle Wolfenstein german soldier getting burned up by a flamethrower sound effect*
@legendaryfella32365 жыл бұрын
Victoria is the perfect killing machine ... Let’s all walk up to her slowly one at a time and try to apprehend her!
@Micolino98787 жыл бұрын
Maxim 14: Mad Science means never stopping to ask "What's the worst that could happen?"
@nullvoid71886 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure mad science means "how excruciatingly painful can i make my experiments be before i can create the ultimate killing machine."
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
@@nullvoid7188 More like "if they're anesthetized I can't tell if the process is working properly."
@panoslymperidis67487 жыл бұрын
although technically not a soldier,the way to create a witcher is pretty brutal.the trial of the grasses consists of giving potions to human men,that will forcefully mutate their body(while subjecting them to excruciating pain in the process),and with only a 3/10 chance of surviving all this!!now this cant be really ethical,can it??
@Manfromthenorth05517 жыл бұрын
Panos Lymperidis Not to mention its done to them at a young age. And the training before and after the trial often leads to death.
@panoslymperidis67487 жыл бұрын
oh yeah i guess i forgot to mention that.you hear oxbox???that too!
@Manfromthenorth05517 жыл бұрын
Panos Lymperidis Oh I just remembered this. The trial also makes Witchers infertile, suppresses their emotions and increases their lifespans by hundreds of years, gives them freaky cat eyes, basically dooming them to never have a normal life ever again and doom them to be hated by society and treated as a monster.
@MyVanir7 жыл бұрын
Except that like the Adeptus Astartes, it is entirely voluntary and thus perfectly ethical.
@panoslymperidis67487 жыл бұрын
+MyVanir well if you consider being an orphan of war voluntary,or be exiled from your own family voluntary, then i guess you are right :D. +Matthew Hilliker these are just side effects,they dont matter *looks the other way* .
@nemoku10717 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that raising an army of zealot vampires whom I've brainwashed into thinking the only way to repay the sin of their very existence is to hunt down other vampires while forcing them to survive on their own blood is “unethical”? Pfft...and I bet you want me to recycle too.
@Pantherenjoyer6 жыл бұрын
Name game plz
@TheGrimLlama7 жыл бұрын
"project child steal" possibly my favourite line from these guys ever.
@marcusreading37837 жыл бұрын
Heres an incredibly dodgy super soldier project. The Claymores from Claymore. Basically, they're implanted with the flesh and blood of man eating monsters in order to become strong and fast enough to fight said man eating monsters. Unfortunately, over time, the monster side gets stronger and eventually takes over, turning them into the very thing they hunt. And the best part? The Organisation responsible for the creation of Claymores is also responsible for the Yoma they hunt! Dicks.
@Acarcion6 жыл бұрын
Man I completely forgot about that series, thanks for reminding me! They probably won't consider that one for a list though cause it was a manga (anime as well? idk) and they focus on games.
@jeremiahthepisces54935 жыл бұрын
very underrated anime
@MrMutou5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like God's Eater🤣 Inject humans with monster blood, once the blood supply is cut off the rejection occurs turning the human into an aragami who can only be killed by thier own teamates
@talltroll70924 жыл бұрын
Nearly right. Actually, the Claymores are a failed super soldier project, intended to fight the much tougher enemies on the *other* continent, that noone on theirs outside of the Organisation even knows exist, from which both they and the Yoma derive
@WillieManga Жыл бұрын
Now that's an anime method rather than a video game one, but if those were considered for the list, then damn, that one may have made it. Imagine if Resident Evil's UBCS were given the T Virus in order to kill other BOWs Umbrella made.
@nanfakku7 жыл бұрын
And that little boy grew up to be..... Dead.
@Darksiyo5 жыл бұрын
... kinda.
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
@@Darksiyojust spawn camp him and kill him harder when he respawns.
@alexa_renae7 жыл бұрын
Seems like you guys could really use an Alexa to help you around the office. Luckily for you, I'm available. I'll even fetch some coffee for you. (Please hire me)
@Bizarrejoe7 жыл бұрын
for an ageless vampire, Jane draws worse than many young humans I know of. children. I mean children.
@cyndrift7 жыл бұрын
Bizarre Joe She's been too busy subtly taking over the world to worry about such trivial things
@nickyliu87627 жыл бұрын
At least she's cute :D
@that_dead_pixel42297 жыл бұрын
AeroandCyndar she is trying to make the world better for us hybri...i mean confused humans totally not vampire hybrids
@someone46507 жыл бұрын
AeroandCyndar Well, half vampire.
@corvoattano4017 жыл бұрын
Don't be an example of speciesism, m8
@dragonarrow55257 жыл бұрын
How to make a witch in fire emblem echoes: Willingly or not, sacrifice your soul to an evil god to become a mindless servant of said god. At least you get cool magical skills and the ability to teleport!
@MrAuthor3DS5 жыл бұрын
And an unstable mindset. No, really. Witches' AI in Echoes is random and sporadic. They'll even warp right into their own danger without much thought.
@alexanders20715 жыл бұрын
Honestly this whole video could have been different variations of Metal Gear's attempts to create the perfect soldier.
@POTUSJimmyCarter2 жыл бұрын
"Hey, uh, sir? Have we considered, like, just taking really tough and loyal dudes, and, yanno, training them really well?" "Listen to this idiot, that'd never work! So, for the next one, were we going for the radioactive shock collars with superconductor needles overriding their nervous systems, or did the boys in the lab figure out that thing with the cloned-velociraptor/human brain swaps?"
@BFedie5187 жыл бұрын
if you wanna extend this outside of video games: The Weapon X program and all its incarnations.
@BFedie5187 жыл бұрын
Wait, there's some X-men games, including one of Origins: Wolverine. Still counts as a videogame!
@BFedie5187 жыл бұрын
Still ethically dubious. Also, the Weapon X program did a lot more than just use willing test subjects. X-23 for example.
@Jillbles7 жыл бұрын
Captain America predates that, right?
@freakyskull5167 жыл бұрын
nazi vampire solders, knights infused with the blood of demons, purposefully killing your solders then sewing their corpses together into giant hulking abominations that you then raise into an undead army.
@Tauva1017 жыл бұрын
Did somebody say River Tam?
@shadobian117 жыл бұрын
Why did the "swarm of angry bees inside a wet suit" idea make me laugh. Holy shit I need help.
@adenowirus6 жыл бұрын
This whole idea sounds strangely familiar. Maybe I'm confusing it with a short story I once read, where two guys turn out to be swarms of flies in hazmat suits.
@Lumppytaters7 жыл бұрын
Lol when you yelled for Alexa to turn off my lights.... she did xD Thanks OX
@NotChicoAndPico7 жыл бұрын
You have Alexa controlling your light system... *sigh*
@dirkbaldorad36346 жыл бұрын
ThSadomasohista Guess there's also a door system and a neurotoxin system too.
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
@@dirkbaldorad3634 the deadly neurotoxin or sleepy neurotoxin? Sometimes I think Glados lies and uses the sleepy neurotoxin.
@elafimilo81995 жыл бұрын
@@marhawkman303 GladOS would never lie to you.
@freek20045 жыл бұрын
In “beyond two souls” the main character may not have been created as a super soldier, but was taken at birth and chased her whole life to be trained as one. And this all because her twin brother died before birth and is magicly linked to her.
@aesthera.6 жыл бұрын
Should have included Stone Golems from Dragon Age. They’re literally made from dwarven souls
@unevennoble93633 жыл бұрын
Dwarves can turn themselves (or at least their skin) to stone anyway, why do you need to golem them
@Droidsbane Жыл бұрын
@unevennoble9363 not saying it's Ethical but since they're golems, you don't need to feed or water them, they're immune to poison and drowning, and if you have a control rod, they're forced to obey your commands (unless the control rod's broken like Shale's but she doesn't count here
@IbsenRogerGomesRego7 жыл бұрын
Ok kidnapping children is screwed up, but what about kidnapping / buying children, kill their bodies AND only use their brains, as in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
@a.s.g83345 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I remember that I guess they use the brains in training then add them to cyborg bodies and well that's pretty fucked up plus what bout the old make kids train since 3 years old in battle
@lavalampbamboo7 жыл бұрын
I like how Raging Raven's catchphrase is shouting "RAAAAGE" real loud. That's good branding.
@stevematalavage35326 жыл бұрын
Eddie Johnston It made me think of Fujin in Final Fantasy 8, a minor character with not very good verbal skills. When her partner Raijin annoyed her she would yell "RAGE" as a shortened form of Raijin
@garybarnett69417 жыл бұрын
Cerberus from Mass Effect? Anyone? I'll just be over here then...
@zacheryharvey69357 жыл бұрын
Gary Barnett reapers in general really
@jordanwilliams89947 жыл бұрын
Were those soldiers even remotely super? They were pretty crappy to be honest. Just brainwashed, cybernetically "enhanced" grunts really.
@Chrisorr7 жыл бұрын
the soldiers may have been crap, but we can't forget Jack, she was technically part of a super soldier program.
@jordanwilliams89947 жыл бұрын
True...
@nianaglittering73347 жыл бұрын
What about their special camps dedicated for creating people with super biotics through torturing children? That's more like it.
@SpydersByte7 жыл бұрын
...surprised you didn't add the 'super' soldiers from either of my favorite series in here. The way Red Templars are made in Dragon Age Inquisition and the way Cerberus Troops are made in Mass Effect are both some shady processes.
@notoriousbig3k7 жыл бұрын
Red Templars are not made with science
@notoriousbig3k7 жыл бұрын
they are a side effect of corruption
@a.s.g83345 жыл бұрын
@@notoriousbig3k ikr
@Blasted2Oblivion5 жыл бұрын
to be fair, BOTH of those methods, while shady, arent even close to this list.
@kalenboies38265 жыл бұрын
Seriously though Cerberus has done so much crazy super soldier crap. They turned Jack into a super powerful psycho biotic. If you ignore one of the quests in Mass effect 3. They turn her into one the phantoms. The assault troops look like reaper husks. Not to mention Paul Grayson one of their first experiments with reaper tech. You could even argue that Shepard Is a super soldier. After all the cybernetic used to put Shepard back together. What a insane group.
@madsy56975 жыл бұрын
8:58 when Mike said alexa, my alexa said "sorry I didn't find a device named lights". Lol 😂
@LadyOnikara5 жыл бұрын
Glad we still have ours in the box right now. Maybe I'll set it up when mom leaves.
@griff92887 жыл бұрын
Did you guys make this video as a message to Jane?
@iluapJ7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@MyVanir7 жыл бұрын
More like calling her out that they know her plans.
@SparkysBarelyMusic7 жыл бұрын
Their next video will be; 'top 3 OX cast members that definitely shouldn't try to take over the world'
@snoballuk7 жыл бұрын
The next video is going to be called '7 Orbiting Laser Weapons That Totally Didn't Work So You Shouldn't Try Building One, Especially If Your Name Begins With The Letter J'.
@nickm-s7 жыл бұрын
No Jane has had her Army for years now. She went the swarm of cheap disposable android approach. I've lost take of how many of her 'Mikes' have been on the show now.
@TheNexustoby7 жыл бұрын
7:35 come on Andy, you should know the position was cursed after dumbledore refused to hire voldermort
@LUckygem336 жыл бұрын
Toby Nimmo oh my gosh I was just about to write this comment, thank you for knowing your lore lol
@tokagekobushi7 жыл бұрын
WarHammer 40k? Does an entire universe comprised of nothing but war (I mean its right there in the tagline) and prepping for war count as a way to make a super soldier? I mean the process for making an Astartes is pretty jacked, but so is the existence of pretty much every person in that universe.
@bluedwarf16997 жыл бұрын
Maker Of Roads dont forget, its not just humans that make super soldiers. The Orks were made as super soldiers to fight against the necrons. The necrons wanted immortality and indestructibility, so the entire race was forced to have their souls torn out, their skin flayed and cooked, and their consciousness bound to the necrodermis. And the entire tyrinid race is one big super soldier distruct button of the old ones, assuming they were the ones to do that.
@CorvusCorone687 жыл бұрын
Astartes is pretty messed up, true, but for WH40K it's par the course, but what Fabius Bile did with those women is a completely different thing
@lordfrostwind31517 жыл бұрын
And sadly that's probably one of the least morally dubious things going on in the Imperium. Though the process for making Chaos Space Marines, at least the Iron Warriors version puts anything on this list to shame.
@tommartin38886 жыл бұрын
I mean. The 'good guys' in 40k do, all the things on that list. Kidnap children, indoctrinate them and do minor biological sciences on them. Scions. Do those things. But worse. Space marines. Chop of arms and legs and add robot bits. Skitarii. Do that but worse. Servitors. Weird psychic children? Kill them by the thousands. Every single day. Unless they're useful. Then indoctrinate them. And use them to kill things with mind bullets. Little girls that seem useful for killing people? Sisters of battle. And that's the 'good guys'. Yeah, 40k is an ethical minefield.
@HaloFTW556 жыл бұрын
Damnit! You have to bring up the Iron Warriors doing that process.
@MayorOster7 жыл бұрын
I created a super soldier by eating expired milk. His name is Eric and he likes warm hugs.
@Sigart7 жыл бұрын
I feel like you went pretty easy on Shinra. I mean, they didn't do that to one baby, they did it to 3.
@ekimaulthar20447 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a lot more than that.
@Sigart7 жыл бұрын
Well. 3 that grew up. As far as I know, the rest of the SOLDIERS were, like... teens (?) before they were augmented.
@JaelinBezel6 жыл бұрын
Sephi was one of them though, right?
@stevematalavage35326 жыл бұрын
Plus the whole Reunion thing. People injected with Jenova cells just wandering to the Northern Crater to kill themselves
@nullvoid71886 жыл бұрын
Sigart Sephiroth,angeal and genesis were the only ones in soldier who were born using jenova cells Then theres the failed clones. Everyone else was augmented using mako assuming the augmentation didnt kill them via mako poisoning. Only other person i know who was altered by jenova cells was vincent sometime before sephiroth was born, then made immortal by hojo when he further experimented on him after seph was born.
@myleg...7 жыл бұрын
pls make top 10 ethical ways to build a supersoldier.
@dragoarrow87 жыл бұрын
Andrew Raynor Well just take these, but minus the forcing part. Bam.
@formlessspawn22997 жыл бұрын
Step one - Redefine 'ethics' Step two - profit (probably)
@dragoarrow87 жыл бұрын
Forlmless Spawn Well tbh throughout history soldiers were BORN. It wasnt something you just decided to be, it was expected of you. Only now would something like this be called unethical because we are pussified as a society. Becoming a super soldier in the past would be a GREAT honor.
@jaredc3047 жыл бұрын
Mega Mushrooms (For Mario).
@kitirena_koneko7 жыл бұрын
One way, like I mentioned above, is the Clans' eugenics program from BattleTech. Take the best warriors of each generation, genetically enhance them to bring out the desired traits (eye-hand coordination and reflexes for mech and fighter pilots; strength, stamina, and damage resistance for armored infantry), use artificial womb and cloning techniques to create large numbers of elite troops, and then put them through a serious training program that only retains the top 5%-10% and reassigns anyone who fails into a different caste so they can still serve their Clan. Repeat for over 200 years until you get a superior fighting force. (Yes, I know the Clans ultimately lost to the Inner Sphere, but only because they hamstrung themselves by adhering to an antiquated code of honor that hobbled their fighting abilities. Clans Wolf and Nova Cat, once they threw their silly rules of warfare aside, kicked IS butt!)
@SVD_NL7 жыл бұрын
I would add cybernetics enhancements from the XCOM: Enemy Within expansion, casually removing all limbs from "volunteers" you can pick, and making their body compatible with MEC suits.
@galenrichter417 жыл бұрын
"living action figure" best description of master chief EVER.
@ChromeHuffer7 жыл бұрын
"names like 'Hungry Hippo" Throwback
@zeroxxdirgud61017 жыл бұрын
Even though they didn't start out in gaming, the adeptus astartes aka the space marines from warhammer 40k are a pretty massive chore to make. Not only do they push each initiate to their physical limits, with many recruits not even surviving that process, they also implant extra organs and cybernetic enhancements into your body, with such lovely additions as an extra heart, stomach, kidney, and an implant that allows you to control what parts of your brain are active. Bonus points for the implant that allows you to spit poisonous blood.
@SirMandokarla7 жыл бұрын
I'd like to suggest the children of the Zariman 10-0 for any revised future version of this list. After suffering through a terrible accident in which they gained godlike powers and every one of their parents went mad and had to be trapped or put down, the "Tenno" were put into physical stasis. Then their minds and powers were linked to biomechanical golems and the Tenno fought in a war for years, all the while in a state of lucid dreaming.
@nothingtoseehere29467 жыл бұрын
The way you make mech soldiers in Xcom: Enemy Unknown is basically the exact same as making stroggs....except, ya, YOU are running the super soldier program...awkward
@taln0reich6 жыл бұрын
Not quite. The Mech-Soldiers are explicitly stated to be volounteers and I'm pretty sure the get anaestetics at least for the "limb-saweing-off"-part.
@Alucard-gt1zf5 жыл бұрын
taln0reich they also get replacement limbs which Are the same if not better than the normal limbs
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
@@Alucard-gt1zf And may or may not have crippling injuries from combat. I mean the original Robocop... He became Robocop because he nearly died and would have had to live in a wheelchair. He chose to undergo an experimental cybernetic enhancement procedure, because well, he had far less to lose than a healthy man.
@seand70423 жыл бұрын
@@marhawkman303 nah he died
@Blobernik527 жыл бұрын
The super mutants from Fallout were a failed attempt to create super soldiers.
@CyrusLagom7 жыл бұрын
Cave Johnson But hey, at least their intelligent and still have their personalities
@Furymgs37 жыл бұрын
Well, if you can call this intelligence. I mean, it did work out relatively well for the Lieutenant and Marcus, but most of the others... And it's arguable whether they actually get to keep their personality or not. My Fallout lore is a bit rusty, but in most cases, and even in those where the process doesn't impair your intelligence, I'd say it still does things to your brain. Does Marcus even remember his past before he became a mutant? And does your character even do in the first Fallout's bad ending? I dunno. What about Frank Horrigan, though? He's got no personality except for his blind devotion to the Enclave and, ironically, his equally blind hatred of mutants.
@notoriousbig3k7 жыл бұрын
they did obeyed for a time and did what told but the brain was getting damaged over time
@HeeroYuy9115 жыл бұрын
Yeah Sephiroth planned his killing of Aerith conveniently at the time when no one had any MP or spare phoenix downs. :D lol
@HTFFanOfFlaky4 жыл бұрын
Those dont work on the dead
@bossfox57416 жыл бұрын
You know you done fucked up when Dr Eggman a.k.a "I power my robots with living animals" has the moral Highground
@sofielee41227 жыл бұрын
5:39 I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
@danf12337 жыл бұрын
Eric Lee XD
@cryo21567 жыл бұрын
Eric Lee Lol
@justinweeb81457 жыл бұрын
Eric Lee Those glorious tentacles... Pff, Alex Mercer had better ones...
@mr.e95024 жыл бұрын
The program in Wolfenstein that was just mentioned was actually meant to create “the machine men.” The SuperSoltendans were more likely people that were taken from the mental hospital just down the Baltic coast where you end up in Chapter 2, taken to the lunar base to get them into the ideal shape and mindset for them, and then returned to Earth to work for the Nazis.
@idontknowwhatiknew43947 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Jane was willing to share her super soldier playbook with the others. Or are they already fitted with their obedience chips?
@andrewstiller86386 жыл бұрын
"Master Cheeks" got me laughing hard man.
@ASkittishRaven6 жыл бұрын
"He kept asking "are you six? You are six right?" and im way older than that... So I said yes"
@verrimerri157 жыл бұрын
There are also the Big Daddies from Bioshock!
@random38577 жыл бұрын
They aren't Soldiers!
@tylerhoward94386 жыл бұрын
You know whats worse than Big Daddies though? The Handymen from Bioshock Infinite.
@Boba_2477 жыл бұрын
"We don't have an Alexa" says Jane, you don't have to hide it Jane we all remember how you reprogrammed the outside Xbox Alexa.
@MidnightVoyager7 жыл бұрын
Les Enfantes Terribles wasn't great either. Neither was ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO RAIDEN. Oh, a child soldier, let's hook him up to some AI nonsense and turn him into another Snake. And later, someone ELSE gets the bright idea to make him into a cyborg, that'll do it! He was double super soldiered AND he started off as a child soldier!
@Some__Guy4 жыл бұрын
"You know what Alma, I think you're in the right here. I'm just gonna leave, you do you. No judgement."
@SegaMario7 жыл бұрын
But the Wolfenstein method is not how you make a Super Soldat... the character's brain was put in a robot as the second last boss in the game. For the Super Soldats, their brains are degenerated to a primitive state, making them erratic and extremely violent, yet are loyal to Nazi officials.
@firestarter64887 жыл бұрын
And then 343 came over and made Spartans no longer special, by letting just about everyone and their mother become Spartan IV's....
@firestarter64887 жыл бұрын
Devyat nine Which is exactly why I made this comment, they're basically a 5-year old Halo fan's fanfiction designed just to bring Spartans back, just so both: A. Shitty new characters could be added in, and: B. SO MULTIPLAYER COULD BE CANON, LIKE WTF?!
@firestarter64887 жыл бұрын
Devyat nine It's a disgrace to the Spartan name, with all the sacrifices those characters had to go through.... If they wanted a new branch, why not call these augmented-ODST's/Marines something else, as a whole new branch, and let the Spartans die off in honor of their sacrifices and as a monuement to what Humanity had to go through during the war....
@firestarter64887 жыл бұрын
Devyat nine They could actually invest in saving more human lives like a government bent on protecting humanity would do, by finding some way to built combat drones opwrated by modified AI, so that they could stop wasting needless Marine deaths on the field, and not have to permanently change as many people to become Spartans....
@firestarter64887 жыл бұрын
Devyat nine HIGHCOMM is more where I'm coming from, they practically make all the decisions for humanity, even beyond ONI, who's just another tool in their disposal, albiet, a very effective tool....
@stevejohnson45267 жыл бұрын
Firestarter the natural course of things.
@sav746677 жыл бұрын
I mean, is there an ethical way to create a super soldier? I'm just asking for a friend, definitely not for myself.
@jimmcdowell51317 жыл бұрын
Thank you freaking out my Alexia. She wasn't happy when told to turn on the lights but can't.
@leonandthegreenarmory65864 жыл бұрын
The one thing you forgot to mention about Sephiroth is that his father was the one to start and did the experiment, later on wanting to be like his “son” (even though he was never really a father to him) and that man is Professor Hojo (whose name is not just Japanese but also Spanish slang for butt).
@HitchcockJohn5 жыл бұрын
What about Widowmaker? Imagine being kidnapped and then waking up to find that everything that made you who you are has been taken away. You've lost your capacity for feeling and been brainwashed into killing the person you love, and now your only drive is the momentary thrill of a successful assassination, all while continuing to work for the very same people who put you into this situation and still being able to remember what it was like to have feelings. As if brainwashing a kind and loving woman into being a cold heartless killer weren't enough, Talon also took it a few steps further by conducting physical experiments on her. They actually SLOWED DOWN HER HEART making her skin ice cold. That's got to be crossing some lines.
@kaizoaudio17987 жыл бұрын
I'd also consider Big Daddies, from Bioshock, super soldiers. I've heard that a lot of people think that they're robots, but in diagrams and in recordings you learn that they're actually men. They have had their skin replaced with the suit and their bodies broken, and their minds shattered and rebuilt to protect Little Sisters and nothing else.
@sharpshooter1886 жыл бұрын
Laughing Octopus - "Aww hug ti- Oh......"
@seddiwy7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that according to the Armacham Field Guide, the "father" half of Alma's kids were made up of DNA from Origin's staffer's - with the bulk of it being Harlan Wade. Y'know, her own father.
@MaxContagion5 жыл бұрын
you know they did a good job when 20 years later i still cry at that scene
@Able8715 жыл бұрын
The handyman from bioshock infinite are people forced into those big machines to keep them alive but it also keeps them in constant pain
@klonvomhaus7 жыл бұрын
"Screaming Mountain" looks like Screaming Tree in this shot.
@KiroKnife7 жыл бұрын
Makes sense that Halo was at the top of the list. It was actually quite shocking to discover how the Spartans were created.
@elijahwatson34747 жыл бұрын
Cheekist Breeki It been in the books since the first game came out, but Bungie didn't like people adding stuff to their lore.
@theolddeus96727 жыл бұрын
What's even more shocking is how Locke a Spartan IV can fight on equal grounds to Master Chief, a Spartan II.
@theolddeus96727 жыл бұрын
And even break his visor. Personally, I'd have loved an alternate version of that cutscene where MC just throws him around and absolutely destroys Locke.
@LunaS0436 жыл бұрын
The Old Deus its only because Chiefs armor is older and Lockes armor is newer if Chief would have upgraded his armor instead of being sentimental cause Cortana was in that armor, then yeah he would have tossed locke around, but even then Chief litterally in a one two swoop grabbed the battle rifle out of lockes hand and breat him over the head with it. Locke only got in a few suprise punches cause chief didnt expect it cause his emotions ran high.
@sirshrubberyvonfoliagethef33326 жыл бұрын
so true
@richardwalker28817 жыл бұрын
Ff6: mind controlled fire esper + 2 high ranking generals turned into magitek soldiers, with one ending up being responsible for destroying the planet, guilty gear: a mother and daughter who became sworn enemies of humanity due to a u.s experiment involving the fusion of nuclear power and magic (which happened in the original timeline), metroid: let's see, the galactic federation was responsible for causing an artificial intelligence cause a disaster that nearly brought attention to their illegal activities, whilst another incident involved the thought of weaponisation the x virus, whilst accidentally completing the chozo co operative program known as the metroid project aka omega suit samus
@lofilivewire56934 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize Agent 47 is the same guy that lets you know a man has fallen into a river in Lego City
@dynkie74207 жыл бұрын
That accidentally suffocated baby brother part made me so incredibly sad
@elliottbaker44157 жыл бұрын
Does Raging Raven just fly around going "RAAAAAAGE"?
@novaseer5 жыл бұрын
I reckon XCOM's 'make them a quadruple amputee to make them a MEC' system is pretty unethical.
@SarahSyna5 жыл бұрын
The soldiers are willing volunteers though, and their out-of-combat rigs are designed with the aim of being suitable for civilian life. So it's not pure ethical, but it's basically as ethical as you can get in the situation.
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
@@SarahSyna If it's like Robocop some of them probably volunteered because they were already amputees.... the messy improvised kind...
@CrazeeAdam7 жыл бұрын
Without watching this...The ones I can think of are: Halo (series), Prototype (series), Mass Effect 2 (Shepard revival), Infamous (series), Mass Effect (series, rest of the games, brain augmentations to use special powers I.E. Kaiden, who has extreme problems sometimes), Resident Evil (series, every experiment to create anything weaponized, Albert Wesker), Final Fantasy 7 (Sephiroth), Dead Space (series), and so many more I'm sure. Ooo..F.E.A.R is good too. Forgot about that! and MGS4 is super creepy.
@gamithemighty59324 жыл бұрын
judging by that Cut scene where Victoria is being ambushed, She fights in a mannerism that is based on reflex. more than likely it was meant to be honed even further through extensive training and maybe even the removal of her emotional responses. that would have been absolutely terrifying. as just watching her fight in a panicked state is truly frightening as to how effective her defenses really are. she even conserves ammunition on instinct. meaning that she can more than likely adapt to any of the many weapons she might encounter in her missions.
@OniFeez5 жыл бұрын
The Fear intro missed the best part imo; the part where Janowski responds 'military clones? This is why nobody takes us seriously' Or words to that effect.
@Tahkaullus017 жыл бұрын
Next show of the week I guarantee Jane will have turned Ellen into her personal supersoldier.
@fintanin78277 жыл бұрын
What about guardians from Destiny? They resurrect the dead (which are probably having a blast in the afterlife) and turn them into mindless killing machines with space magic.
@untamedchance96565 жыл бұрын
Try exos from destiny on for size. They have ptsd and don’t know why. And the guy who made them was a scumbag so he made the exo stranger who was memory wiped to the point she is insane
@CaitlinRC7 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could call that last drawing HaLove instead ;)
@hazypastgamer4517 жыл бұрын
...NO!!!
@filipeamaral2166 жыл бұрын
Master Cheeks all the way!
@deplorablemecoptera30246 жыл бұрын
How to make 40k super soldiers: Kidnap or otherwise acquire children Start injecting them with superhuman DNA so that they grow extra hearts, lungs, and some wired organs that let you spit acid. These implants are put in over years and are life threatening in many cases. A healthy dose of Indoctrination for good measure. Bonus points for the chapters which do crazier things like the space wolf chapter for example, who have an initiation ritual with a risk of turning the initiate into an uncontrollable werewolf.
@DatHKGmr6 жыл бұрын
oh wow, I played this on my tv and my Alexa actually responded
@nickm-s7 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't know why anyone would go though this much trouble for a super soldier army. I just order mine from Amazon, their doing a big sale this weekend so I might take over a country for fun after work on Monday.
@TEGvTEG6 жыл бұрын
We need “Master Cheeks” merch.
@totz_the_plaid96257 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the MSF and Les Infantes Terrible... and whatever the name of the VR training was that made Raiden... and however the Patriots trained up Ocelot... and how Null a.k.a. Gray Fox was made... and the childhood of Psycho Mantis... and the brainwashing of Venom Snake... and - Let's just say that Kojima has a thing for giving MGS characters nightmarish backstories...
@17joren7 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of these examples drew inspiration from Space Marines, who have a huge range of modifications. Mainly implanting new organs (hearts, muscles) and the geneseed which comes with a variety of mental side effects and physical mutations (vampirism, lycanthropy, bone claws, etc) depending on the original gene donor. Also look up their experimental predecessors before them, Thunder Warriors, who had all that and a bag of potato chips. Chips being extreme violent tendencies and unpredictably short life span...
@vgm_296 жыл бұрын
To be fair to the ICA, there ways are unethical but there end product is exceptional. They truly do make the ultimate assassins.