7 Sarcastic Achievements to Make You Feel Bad

[@DreadWulfie]

I don't know what fever dream you dreamt up, Andy, but Octodad is a horror game about a regular dad being constantly hunted by a killer while just trying to live his life daily without any major incidences.

[@RanMouri82]

It would be ironic if the chef is simply delusional, and Octodad isn't an octupus at all, but just has hippie parents who gave him a weird name.

[@gorimbaud]

Let's be real here, he is at least a clumsy dad.

[@gamepassghost]

@@gorimbaud No one is prepared for parenthood, but clumsiness is natural. 😂

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Yeah i don't recall anything unusual either. Also i got the opposite of the MGS4 trophy.. No alerts, rations, kills or deaths and under 5 hours on the boss extreme difficulty.. It was hard as balls, especially using non lethal in the bike chase and not letting the frog troopers fall from the walls to their deaths haha You can retry each section so don't need one perfect playthrough but still, that was 2007 and I'm still haunted by it

[@theplumbum82]

I definitely remember, I got "Bon Appetit" and "Next Time Swim Faster" within a minute of each other on M3. This being because I failed dumping a body in the swamp so hard I fell in myself.

[@extragoogleaccount6061]

Ah, the good old two for one!

[@seand7042]

How Sway??

[@areacua95]

task failed successfully

[@irimac1806]

Thats so clumsy it would happen to me irl XD

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

The body would just my fall in, if I were to try it.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

In the FPS "Secret Service", you can get an achievement called "Expert Marksman" if you fire an entire magazine and don't hit anyone. To be fair, I got it when I was trying to get the achievement "No Body Cares" (where you destroy 20 statue busts in a couple levels), and there were a lot of busts lined up next to each other!

[@jypsridic]

that old bowling injury didn't help either amirite?

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@jypsridic My skill has been in the gutter ever since.

[@xabalba555]

@@PelemusMcSoy at least you had a SPARE magazine

[@Patrick-Phelan]

Isn't that also the one with "The Exact Opposite Of Your Job"?

[@PelemusMcSoy]

@@xabalba555 My attention was split between saving the president and getting achievements!

[@Sir_Steven]

In Dead Cells there's a boss that you can skip by sacrificing a Mushroom Boi: a cute, tiny minion who enthusiasticly runs at your enemies to headbutt them. Doing so rewards you with the achievement "Bound for Hell" to let everyone know that you're a heartless bastard.

[@Picmanreborn]

LMFAOOOOOO WHO WOULD DO THAT!? 💀💀💀

[@anarchyantz1564]

An achievement with no drawbacks!

[@jamesclarkson156]

No you get that one for blowing him up. You get "Deal with the Devil" for leaving your mushroom boi alone with said boss who also is a priest.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@jamesclarkson156 Oh my god, I love that! 🤣

[@joecrouse2503]

Some completionists would have a tough time deciding what to do on the first run: get the achievement or fight the boss

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I always think of the Worst Day Shift Manager Ever achievement from Force Unleashed where you have to mercilessly kill 12 stormtroopers as Darth Vader. And bare in mind, the troopers spawn only 2 at a time every few minutes, meaning you have to really wait around and avoid playing the game to earn this achievement.

[@homerman76]

I feel like that achievement is a reference to that one KZbin series where Darth Vader was a day manager at a store (sadly, said series seems to no longer exist on KZbin, as I can no longer find it 😞 ) Edit: Wait, nevermind, I just found "Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager," so it does still exist 😃

[@AkumaKristian]

@@homerman76 Almost certainly. The voice actor for Vader in The Force Unleashed is Matt Sloan who co-created Chad Vader.

[@KrizzOfNw]

To be fair that's the only time you get to play as Vader so why not make it last

[@naplzt4k]

I got this without trying because as Vader I destroyed everyone and everything in my path

[@hatmanza]

A personal favourite has always been Stormtrooper Syndrome from LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Stormtrooper Syndrome Miss your target 10 times in a blaster battle

[@SpudRusset]

One of my favorites has to be the ‘It was coming right at us’ from Titanfall 2, where you have to specifically time warp into a beasts cage to kill it.

[@LeoYoshi54321]

The "You Win!" achievement from The Henry Stickmin Collection would definitely count, obtained by getting the fake ending in Infiltrating the Airship. While it is ultimately an utter shame, it is really funny the first time you get it.

[@darklord884]

It has a similar fail during Fleeing the Complex where it has the Fail description of "A Winner is You!"

[@StormgemThunder]

There's also completing the mission where on one of the routes you have to escape a locked cell, and insisting on using the lockpick 6 times in a row despite the game telling you there is no lock will net you an achivement Breaking the bank also has one for using the jumble hoppers 3 times to get -6 points

[@breakinggreens]

One time my brother was playing heavy rain *Spoilers btw* and on his first playthrough he killed the drug dealer in his daughters room, He said "I don't wanna be reminded of that, i feel awful" The trophy "I'm a Killer" popping immediately afterwards made me laugh out loud tbh

[@iandive]

I also killed the drug dealer in his daughters room i just want to see his daughter traumatised tbh 😀

[@gingergamer3270]

The first time I played life is strange 2 I finished it super late at night and I was super tired and not thinking straight. I got the worst ending and cried so hard.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Meanwhile I would have been clapping because I have a dark sense of humor and would have loved that trophy😹

[@RanMouri82]

Player: "Ugh, I don't wanna be reminded--" Game: "Hahaha, murderer!"

[@chrisjfinlay]

@@gingergamer3270 You're implying there's ever a good ending in LiS... (of course, they're really good at making you feel like there's going to be, right up until it reaches into your chest cavity and wrenches your heart out...)

[@kates9339]

AC Syndicate has one achievement called "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU", which you get for flipping five carriages by shooting the horses pulling them. And yes, the achievement actually is in all caps. Ubisoft clearly has VERY SUBTLE opinions about all that horse killing.

[@marhawkman303]

I heard about this one, apparently in chase scenes shooting the horse is the easy way to take out the enemies chasing you in a carriage... and counts for this.

[@DFloyd84]

Ubisoft obviously cares more for the well-being of virtual horses than that of their own employees.

[@Khroniclas]

I don't like horses, what can I say? If only Ubisoft knew how many horses I killed in Rustler.

[@PelemusMcSoy]

I'm surprised I didn't get that achievement. I despised the carriages in Syndicate and would sometimes just kill the horses out of frustration.

[@marhawkman303]

@@PelemusMcSoy hmmm apparently this needs the carriage to be moving fast enough that the rider dies from the carriage flipping?

[@bellarmire]

Monster Prom's "The Best At Failing" achievement for getting rejected by all 6 love interests. Comes with a fun little comment saying "maybe dating sims aren't your thing". Rubbing salt in the wound there.

[@Poldovico]

ffs, dating is already not my thing in real life.

[@FelisImpurrator]

Okay, that one is a hell of a roast.

[@zerrierslizer1]

as if dating irl wasnt hard enough, now a Dating Sim Game is being cocky too. what's next? a dead guy get's more poon than Hugh Fucking Heffner??

[@MercuryA2000]

Apply cold water to burned area.

[@sotnosen95]

There's also the achievement for seeing every outcome in the game, of which there is over a thousand: "Honey... this isn't healthy ".

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Nothing like doing perfect scores for every single level of Hotline Miami 2 and getting this achievement: *"Get A+ life"*

[@d3x7r0]

I'm surprised Andy didn't remember the Yakuza 0 "I did it for the trophy" one. Now there's one hard to explain to anyone who sees it on your profile

[@christophbeck1305]

Wait what Was that again?

[@d3x7r0]

@@christophbeck1305 going to the video rental place and watching a naughty video

[@PriffyViole]

@@christophbeck1305 I assume it's for watching all of 'those' videos. Think I saw a clip of Ray Narvaez having to get that one.

[@bhull242]

@@christophbeck1305 As PriffyViole says, it’s for watching adult videos. It was mentioned in an earlier OX video about embarrassing achievements. Now, if I recall, you are required to watch one of them for plot reasons (I think to identify one of the women for some reason), but I don’t think that’s enough to actually get the achievement.

[@kiptheott]

The roguelike "Barony" has the "Boneheaded" achievement for attempting to eat food as a skeleton, who are unable to eat.

[@sytritewarum5720]

About the "creep" achievement... I haven't played the game, but I love it when games have something that just keeps going that you can sit there and appreciate. I found what I saw of the dance to be well animated, and mesmerizing... Another example from a game I have played would be the musicians at village bridge in pokemon black and white. Sometimes I boot up the game just to listen to them for a while

[@Mulbert]

I loved the singers in AC: Syndicate for the same reason! Got me into victorian nusic hall as a genre lol

[@melovespoon]

In the outer worlds there's an achievement for messing up a trajectory and shooting a ship into the sun while you're on it during a story mission. "Yeah, you did that. You killed everyone. Now sit in the corner and think about what you did"

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

In A Hat in Time one of the achievements is called false detective which is awarded for completing murder on the owl express without finding any clues, The description for this achievement even adds in a you suck for good measure.

[@IkBenBenG]

They also have an achievement called "Why" which you get by typing a naughty word in any of the text input prompts.

[@angrymokyuu9475]

@@IkBenBenG "Because f*ck you, that's why!"

[@bhull242]

@@IkBenBenG Wait, really? Welp, I’ll be right back…

[@VerdantRange]

Another achievement that'd fit this perfectly is from South Park: The Stick of Truth. The achievement's called Pervert and you get it by having your shrunken hero spend a full minute watching their parents having sex. Just stand around watching for a minute when you enter their bedroom, and the trophy's yours. This is the M-rated version of Shovel Knight's "Creep" feat.

[@KalinaHitanaVTuber]

I know there is one great achievement in (at least) the PC version of Payday 2, simply titled "HOLY SHI-", in which you get drop kicked and downed by the Cloaker. It even has a sarcastic description line, in which the achievement simply says "You finally got what you were asking for!", in reference to how many people were begging for the Cloaker to be put back into Payday 2, as he wasn't originally in the game upon release. Some of the Cloaker's own voice lines are a nod to this too, such as "You wanted me back, so I'm back!"

[@dragontooth1582]

And don't forget the iconic "now go to the forums" line

[@mistergameplayer4000]

"This is what we call a difficulty tweak!"

[@trank9405]

"THE SAFE WORD IS 'POLICE BRUTALITY!'"

[@theorangegremlin334]

*I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT HERE*

[@hexshadowman]

I would lose my mind if Payday 2 (or 3?) had an achievement called something like "Sorry, that was me!" which pops if you alert enemies with a thrown grenade when otherwise undetected.

[@thanatoskw8285]

The concept of being embarrassed by achievements doesn’t really work with achievement hunting being so popular. But I do enjoy the humor a lot of them employ.

[@authenticbaguette6673]

Game: "If you do this obviously depraved and immoral thing you will get an achievement telling that you are a bastard" Players: "Hahaha so cool! Didn't know that! Starting a second playthrough just to get it."

[@Khroniclas]

@@authenticbaguette6673 basically.

[@Patrick-Phelan]

Yakuza Zero leans into that, at least, with "I Swear I Did It For The Trophy".

[@Dargonhuman]

Ya, I don't even do online multiplayer, so if it comes down to "being embarrassed" or "getting 100% and full gamerscore", I'm definitely going for the latter - obviously except for multiplayer achievements since, as stated, I don't do online multiplayer.

[@bhull242]

@@Dargonhuman I’m (mostly) the same, but I’ll be honest: If I already own a game for the single-player, and it has an achievement for sucking in online multiplayer, I _will_ make an exception just because the idea amuses me.

[@Terryhunt385]

In the party game "You Don't Know Jack" for the Xbox 360, there was an achievement called "Social Outcast". It involved playing 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday night. The game's host also comments on you playing alone on those nights. Just twisting the knife, and pouring salt in the wound...

[@dirgecry2047]

XMen Destiny has an achievement called "Can I Get A Valkyrie". You unlock it by dying 100 times, which is much harder than it sounds in that game

[@TaikoNoTetsujin]

I think you covered it in a previous video, but there's the "What are you doing?" achievement in NieR: Automata when you try to look up 2B's skirt too many times. She bats the camera away when she catches you doing it, too...

[@DrPonk]

Yeah, that Octodad one is unsurprisingly very easy to miss though. It was honestly one of the hardest trophies for me, having gone back on a trophy hunt after beating the game and discovering I liked it quite a bit. Trying to hang that goddamned birdhouse without getting stuck on it took me about 30 minutes. I wear that trophy with pride, not shame.

[@wolfcafe3745]

I tried so hard but never got it! I swear, when I get my old laptop back up and running, I will finally get it.

[@katherinebarber711]

I'm not entirely sure how, but I somehow glitched the game into letting go of the birdhouse while trying to break the gnomes. Took a long time to learn that was a weird glitch, and not some sort of 'you took too long' failure condition.

[@thecharmingone3931]

I remember the original God of War had "Getting My Ass Kicked," which you got after you die enough times that the game itself asks if you want to continue at an easier difficulty.

[@darklord884]

Isn't that called "Getting my Ass Kicked"? in the first game? Maybe the second one has the one you mentioned?

[@thecharmingone3931]

@@darklord884 Yeah you're right. Get Me a Beer kid was in the second game after you escaped hell

[@darklord884]

@@thecharmingone3931 Ah, I see. I didn't even know about that one so thanks!

[@kalythai]

Fallout 4's "Touchdown". This achievement sounds like you need to do something impressive, but no, you have to get killed by a super mutant suicider. This achievement doesn't exactly pop because of the suicider, instead it only checks if you were killed by a mini nuke. This includes: shooting a mini nuke at your feet. Imagine goofing around with your fatman and this achievement pops up.

[@aita_sageblood3965]

That…kinda happened to me. 👀 I defeated the Mirelurk Queen with a fatman while reclaiming The Castle, was super hyped. Got sneak-attacked by a Mirelurk Spawn and instinctively went to shoot it…without realising I hadn’t changed weapons. 😅

[@isylvia]

I got this achievement from the raiders at the Lexington billboard bridge. That mini nuke was a tiny bit shocking in my first and hundredth playthrough haha

[@TornaitSuperBird]

That's what happens when you spike the nuclear football.

[@dragishawk9564]

I got the achievement when I visited Lexington, due to the raider with the Fat Man up on the bridge.

[@hookback]

Got that achievement when i started walking upstairs and didn't notice the super mutant on the top of stairs. Yep. Got the nuke right to face from that said super mutant.

[@Picurs]

Ys: The Oath in Felghana has an achievement called "Consult an FAQ Already" that you get for dying 11 times on a single boss.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

I got the achievement "Want me to do it?" That you get for dying 30 times to a single boss and your sister whos watching you asking you if you want some help

[@kiptheott]

In Pathfinder : Wrath of the Righteous, there's an early-game area called the Tower of Estrod with several stone pillars that can be collapsed on top of enemies. You get the Death by Column achievement for killing one of your own party members with one.

[@cobymichaels7863]

Sounds funny. PC?

[@IkBenBenG]

In RuneScape 3 there's an achievement for dashing into a wall. They have a dash ability called "surge" that basically teleports you up to 10 tiles ahead in an instant, but it'll stop at the first obstacle. The animation takes about the same time as the animation to run a single tile, so you generally want to surge for as far as possible since then you cover more tiles in the same amount of time. But if you dash in a direction in which there's only one unobstructed tile then you'll just "dash" a distance of a single tile at no faster than running speed, making the dash rather useless (and it'll be on cooldown again so you can't immediately retry). The game then mocks you by giving you an achievement called "I meant to do that..."

[@DrLandshark]

In the remaster of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, there’s an achievement called “Not Your Proudest Moment”. This is awarded for managing to die in the overworld, which has no enemies.

[@jamesoberry2227]

I love the “Run you pigeons, it’s Robert Frost!” Achievement from Grim Fandango Remastered. Earned by trying to solve the pigeon puzzle by squeezing a balloon shaped like the head of the poet Robert Frost

[@bombshell1991]

I remember an achievement for PvZ Garden Warfare 2 similar to the Call of Duty achievement listed here. PvZ also had a prestige system and maxing out one character's prestige rewards you with "Time to go Outside."

[@JachAnen]

Octodad an octopus?? Andy sure has a vivid imagination, it's clearly a normal human dad

[@BobBobson]

Almost 1 out of ever 4 Golden Axe players has the What are the buttons achievement. Either there's a lot of terrible players, they get it right at the start of a new game when they literally don't know the buttons, or they think it's funny and do it intentionally.

[@MunchKING]

Or trophy hunters doing it for the trophy.

[@maliciositygames]

I remember that F.E.A.R. had a couple achievements like this: Suicide King (killing your character five times), Vermin Badge (killing five crows or rats), and Afraid (getting a negative score in multiplayer). I remember that negative achievements were pretty new back then.

[@taliamon]

If/When you do a fan version, Factorio's "Watch Your Step" achievement. You literally build the trains, the tracks, the stops, then can't be bothered to stay off the very same tracks and get hit by your own locomotive.

[@caniwishformorewishes8654]

Trains are the most dangerous enemy in the game.

[@angrymokyuu9475]

You either have a supernatural ability to keep track of all your trains or the devil's luck if you haven't been run over at least once.

[@detectivepup1167]

@@angrymokyuu9475 I still haven't been hit accidentally, although I do have the achievement, sadly. Was trying to get the Golem achievement without enough shields!

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

There's one achievement in The Walking Dead Survival Instinct that says "You're doing it wrong". You get it for dying 13 times. And considering what a buggy mess that game is, getting that trophy is VERY easy, if you're stuck somewhere and always respawn at the same point you're stuck at.

[@Rudykawa]

In the spirit of the creep achievement there is also the one in Nier Automata with the voyeur attempt that even has the character hide from your camera.

[@jamesohearn2364]

Also a similar achievement in Lollipop Chainsaw in attempting upskirt, if I remember. … that’s what I heard, anyway.

[@Lord_Phoenix95]

@@jamesohearn2364 to be fair Lollipop Chainsaw's achievement is the hardest to not get as it pops whenever you do a air combo.

[@Logovanni]

I think they talked about that in one of the earlier videos in this series.

[@bigbigbig42]

with a similar one in the nier replicant remake, where doing the same gets you an actual game over because the person the camera pervs on kills you

[@Terryhunt385]

@@jamesohearn2364 I swear, it was an accident!

[@kylepeters8690]

Fable 2's the hunter achievement. The game wants you to know you're a monster and asks how you sleep at night. Or there's the chicken kicker one which has a crying chicken as the icon.

[@gateship2]

So I got the “That Was a Close One” milestone on accident. I was replaying through the first level to collect the stuff I missed, had infinite ammo on, and was just burning through with the BFG and nothing else.

[@creepcat03]

Cookie Clicker has an achievement called "Just Wrong" that you get for selling a grandma. The achievement's tooltip reads, "I thought you loved me."

[@RagdollArtwork]

World of Warcraft has the achievement "Stood in the Fire", which is rewarded to any player who gets killed by the giant dragon Deathwing, which on the achievement's initial appearance, often included literally standing in fire.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

There’s an achievement in Unreal Tournament 3 called Get A Life, which you get for killing 200 people online on 50 separate days.

[@drake713]

that one achievement in Secret Service called The Exact Opposite of Your Job which you get for shooting the president on the final mission

[@kandn420]

I remember getting that “ go get some sun” achievement. I was surprised at the time that I got no gamer score. All that for nothing. At least I had a gold clan tag for getting prestige edition lol.

[@segainfinitemm]

Makes me think about the achievement "Trinity Of Pain" from Hunt: Showdown. Only achieved by being on fire, poisoned, and bleeding all at the same time. You either have to do this intentionally OR be having a really bad time.

[@cobymichaels7863]

Dude I just broke out laughing. Sounds like a very bad time.

[@Fanimati0n]

7:50 what do you mean? That's clearly a perfectly normal human man

[@wamblingwimblingwumblingwo3392]

I can only assume that Andy made a change to the script and forgot to update the game footage. I wonder what the octopus game is. It sounds interesting. Has anyone heard of it?

[@DeadlyPL]

The sims 4's achievements per savefile has an achievement called "Till death do us apart" for letting your sim die at their own wedding. No one can see those and you actually have to try for this one, just so the game can remind you that you're an a-hole whenever you play that savefile again. You can get it either before or after exchanging vows, it's only important that it's during the wedding event.

[@chuiduma]

In Rise of the Tomb Raider there's an achievement called "Was that really necessary?" You get it by killing an animal with an explosive. Gotta say, I do enjoy shooting gas cans to explode those wolf packs!

[@RivkahSong]

I couldn't help but laugh when I got that achievement on my first playthrough. I was low health and trying to go into the House of the Afflicted where you crawl under a wall and are immediately attacked by a crap ton of wolves and I wasn't expecting them since it was my first time going there so they quickly overwhelmed and killed me. I respawned and, now annoyed (the wolves in that game are the bane of my existence I swear to god), I waited for them to appear and just blew 'em to hell and back with explosive arrows. Hell yes that was necessary, game!

[@chuiduma]

@@RivkahSong lmao I did it for a similar reason! I was killing human enemies when everything went sideways, and ended up in the center of a pack of wolves when I was trying to get back into stealth. I had to get my revenge after that!

[@RivkahSong]

@@chuiduma lol It's kinda wild that the wolves are the deadliest enemies in that game. Bears? Cougars? Wild Boar? Men with guns? I'll take them all if you just won't throw another damn wolf pack at me! 🤣

[@clothar23]

@@RivkahSong Wolves with their stupid QTE and instant death are utter bs. Like I just tanked an RPG to the face and you're telling me a wild canine is the thing that's going to kill me.

[@RivkahSong]

​@@clothar23 lol Darn and blast that Jacob for apparently making endless platoons of immortal Catholic superwolves!

[@Michael_Lindell]

Woooow, well done Andy! That wasn't sarcastic.

[@leiffitzsimmonsfrey4923]

It's a subtle one, but Factorio has an achievement for being killed by a train called "watch your step". In a game mostly devoid of humour, and after the jump-scare of a nuclear-powered train blazing into your field of view, it can be absolutely hilarious.

[@rovend9913]

There was this achievement in "Phoenix Wright: ace attorney trilogy" called "Please, Turn in your badge" where you fail when asked the name of the defendant in the tutorial case (Choosing "Mia fey" instead of "Larry Butz")

[@goldcrest2518]

Doom Eternal also has an achievement for when you fruitlessly try to open a Slayer Gate by punching it instead of using a key: "Ow".

[@novaseer]

There's another Doom Eternal one for punching a Slayer Gate - aka trying to open it without a key.

[@seand7042]

Just today I got the "achievement" watch out for cars in Yakuza 5 after getting hit by one of the very very slow moving cars in Nagasugai

[@imrisizara7474]

Wasteland 2 has an achievement for killing your own teammate with friendly fire called "Oops". My favourite by far.

[@BedHairedMuffin]

Theres an achievement in plants vs zombies garden warfare 2 called 'Time to go outside' awarded for promoting a single character to master rank, the highest character rank in the game.

[@skinoff89]

Awesome list & great job Andy!

[@phillipminer3554]

Life itself is a sarcastic achievement that makes you feel ashamed for existing.

[@charlietownsend2826]

Wait till you try new game+...

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

That's not a healthy view on life. Maybe less internet time?

[@adamlong6711]

@@KeybladeMasterAndy no, they’re right. Edit: fixed a spelling mistake.

[@asilver50]

I remember having a good laugh on golden axe when the "what are the buttons" trophy popped up. I hit the magic button first thing when I started the game.

[@collinsims2413]

There is an achievement/trophy for getting killed by Slaughterfish in Elder Scrolls Online. You get it by swimming in places you arent supposed to be swimming, or swimming too far out from land.

[@Doctor_Horrible759]

Shovel Knight giving new meaning to the phrase “dance like nobody is watching” lol

[@offduty23]

"Touchdown!" For Fallout 4. First time a suicide supermutent kills you with a mininuke

[@thelightningrod]

I'm surprised you guys didn't include the one from FEAR, in which you get an achievement if you blow yourself up with a grenade. I remember actively going "OH COME ON" to that one

[@Kazmahu]

I remember there was a beat-em-up on the 360 (a Double Dragon game, I think?) That gave you an achievement just for starting a new game... worth 12 gamerscore. Yes, twelve. And the caption was laughing at you and telling the player to finish what they start - the achievement for beating the final boss was worth 23 points to bring things back to a multiple of 5 again.

[@HelpTheWretched]

I had a moment of shock when the achievement "2 Points" in Half-Life 2 actually gave me only 2 points. Had to go look up how to find the one that balanced it out.

[@cameroncooper5941]

I remember the first time I got that Shovel Kinght one. Genuinely thought it was a cutscene.

[@skkahl3400]

"Scaly Murder Logs" is the best alternative name for an animal since Trash Panda.

[@hi_tech_reptilez]

I got the "What are the buttons?" Achievement on accident... For the exact reason it's named that lol.

[@barbecuedwaffle3795]

In slime rancher, there is an achievement you can get when you shoot a chickadoo into an incinerator. It is aptly named, "You Monster". Not exactly sarcastic, but it sure does make you feel bad.

[@yvetteszentesi6077]

6:55 - "Scaly Murder Logs" Now that is an interesting way to put it XD

[@vaporwave2339]

In Game Dev Tycoon there's a achievement called "Writers Block" Which simply says "Naming games is hard." It requires you to sit at the name game screen for a solid minute without typing a single letter....The problem is literally ANYTHING will count as a good enough title for the game according to the ratings. Soooooo, basically its the Devs just mocking you for being so dumb that you can't type a single letter

[@TheSultan1470]

Hahahahahaha

[@4stringsnomercy431]

Beautiful indie game "Ittle Dew" has one called "Masterfully Executed Failure", which triggers when you teleport a projectile axe thrown at you but still manage to let it hit you

[@etherraichu]

In OneShot, you sometimes combine items in your inventory to make thigns to solve puzzles. When stuck or confused about what to do next in these kind of games, the first thing most people do is try to combine everything with everything else. If you try and combine a metal pole with the sun (a light bulb) Niko says they're not going to destroy the sun, and you get the Chaotic Evil achievement >_>;

[@maxvel0city906]

Great to have Andy and Sarcasm in a video together, a brilliant combination.👍

[@thomaslane1547]

Agree, but how are you going to have Andy in a video without sarcasm?

[@wotwott2319]

There's an achievement you get in CoD Ghost called "Clueless" and to get it, you have to get 100 kills on the akimbo revolvers with the scope attachment on.

[@delacreaux]

I like that the Octodad achievement also references the wife suggesting it's maybe time for a mustache trim and causing Octodad to panic until she says it's fine

[@richstoehr3247]

Surprised (especially for this channel) that Kingdoms of Amalur didn't make the list. The trophy you get for jumping off the floating city of Idylla fits right in. I made it the last one I did before I stopped playing and, well, "I Regret Nothing."

[@thomaslane1547]

The explanation is, they did that one in an earlier video. ;)

[@barely_trying]

11:24 Finally,someone mentioned COD Infinite Warfare also,that player is using a Volk energy rifle with fusion mag,and is playing the Combat rig FTL,using FTL jump as their payload

[@rileyblack4415]

I was always a big fan of the achievement in Madden 10: "Well played. Really." For throwing the ball away on 4th down

[@benl.ofthegamecatarmy]

I feel like the entire Deadpool game would fit in this category

[@thetakengamer4256]

Just the first two really. "The first one's free!" - Press a button to stand up "...The second one's also free" - Get the previous achievement. FFS, game. When Deadpool calls out how easy they're to get, I just feel insulted.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

I sure hope the game and other Marvel games get relisted nowadays.

[@marhawkman303]

@@thetakengamer4256 ah, yes, doesn't that game have a cutscene where Vertigo and Arclight facepalm at Wade yelling at the player and quietly walk off? Seriously... Wade even annoys the characters in his own game! :D

[@NehnBellanaris]

@@marhawkman303 And that's why he's called 'The Merc with a Mouth.'

[@marhawkman303]

@@NehnBellanaris hahaha, it's even more funny when it's someone like Arclight who could just punch his head clean off if she managed to land a solid hit.

[@michaelhuff7712]

What about those achievements in Dead Or Alive 4, where you got 0G achievements for losing battles online? Those are pretty sarcastic.

[@MatthewCSnow]

So you’re saying that CoD World at war was basically doing the “touch grass” meme before it was a thing

[@tooclosetokyle]

It’s been a thing for decades.

[@mavvh1054]

@@tooclosetokyle gotta remember, everything is new if you arent old. E.g. when ghost riding became a thing again a couple years ago and people said it was "A new thing." Was the song new? Yes. Was the thing they were doing new? Nope.

[@tinkerer3399]

@@mavvh1054 Wait... did a new song about it come out a couple of years ago or did you just refer to a 15 year old song as "a couple of years ago?"

[@ericyang1401]

Genshin Impact should be included, you literally get an achievement called "Maybe get yourself a more social hobby?" once you complete a fairly endgame maze.

[@mantis638]

In super time force, the highest achievement you can get is called “now it’s TIME to go outside”. Gee thanks general!

[@Ermwhatthesigma-u7m]

“Phew, that was a close one” Was like the first milestone that wasn’t like “kill this this many times” or just “kill this” that I got.

[@mollywantshugs5944]

1:50 I got this one because a zombie jumped in front of me at the most inconvenient moment possible as I was getting ready to room clear and I didn’t see him until it was too late

[@sagasvensson8920]

"Time to Seriously Go Outside" achievement in Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville, you need to rank up 20 characters to Master

[@brandonn6099]

The Ninja Gaiden 2 achievement, Indomitable Spirit, requires you to hit "Continue" (die) 100 times. At least they give you a respectable name for it. Earned it on the final boss.

[@TehSkullKid]

There’s a part in A Hat in Time where you can enter in words to answer a detective’s questions on a murder mystery level. Typing in anything naughty in relation to human anatomy, or a particularly bad cuss word, gives you the achievement “why?” Then you go on to have the character repeat your answer back to you and hear it repeatedly being referenced in the background for the rest of the level.

[@Khroniclas]

To be fair, how would you know that the chef would destroy your fence with a black hole lawnmower right after setting up your birdhouse?

[@TripleFactorial]

Kinda surprised you went with the Shovel Knight's "Creep" achievement instead of something like Yakuza 0's "...I Did It for the Trophy" for the kind of thing that'd compel you to plat.

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

To be fair, those sexy videos fully recharge your Heat for a measly ¥800, and if you're playing as Majima, is part of a substory. Plus, there's completion points to be had for watching a number of different clips (my fave so far has to be Reika). In short: it's cheap, it doesn't waste items, and you get those all-important completion points.

[@xamislimelight8965]

There's one in Enter the Gungeon, i forget what its called, but it happens when you push a flipped table off the edge and the flavor text for it was "Somebody had to try it"

[@MrMBinder]

I discovered 2B's secret 10 times in NieR:Automata. They know exactly what I'm doing. And it'd be a right shame to NOT have that achievement.

[@davidrosenberg9615]

Especially because you can just buy the trophy with in-game currency.

[@jtn1234585]

I love them achievement related videos , keep up the good work

[@zaximotheoutlaw9840]

Two of my favourite insulting achievements are: Army of Two - complete the game on expert difficulty, you get "Look Mom, I made it!" Chorus - dying in no respawn mode, you get "At least you tried" especially insulting because there is no achievement for actually completing the game on no respawn mode 🤣

[@tsuyuasui9509]

Every achievement in purrfect apawcalypse makes you feel bad

[@isfet5730]

Easy solution for explaining these: Just get every other achievement as well, and say you were completing all the achievements.

[@gabrielr7511]

I'm not sure what you're talking about in entry 6. Sure that guy is clumsy but he looks completely normal.

[@NickWDS1]

i rememer my bro got mad i got the "scardy cat" achievement in guitard hero for choosing a boss battle then quitting before it started or something like that

[@dzk3150]

i love these achievements videos! keep em coming!