Here are some rules for Soulsborne bosses: - If you think you are done, you aren't. - The more human-sized the enemy, the more scared you should be. - The real fight doesn't begin until the music has at least three choirs and two orchestras blasting at max volume.
@brianstryker45365 жыл бұрын
(Cries in Dancer of the Boreal Valley)
@Mitwadus5 жыл бұрын
Lucas M don’t forget “if it sounds peaceful, even after two health bars... this is the half way point.”
@Zengo385 жыл бұрын
Add as well unless you see a notification saying they died it means is not over.
@jetstreamattano41765 жыл бұрын
@Rodolfo Ramos crying in final deapths Blade Bearer and cannoneer
@jetstreamattano41765 жыл бұрын
@Rodolfo Ramos then came MIDO who made me put the game down for a day
@bluecat33385 жыл бұрын
“All his sweat glands have been replaced with throwing knives,” is a bit of body horror I was not prepared for.
@SorowFame4 жыл бұрын
He's already a full body cyborg, it's not like he needed them, may as well replace them with throwing knives.
@brumous93644 жыл бұрын
@@SorowFame but... why?
@zxshadowxz4 жыл бұрын
For stabbing? Duh
@thanquolrattenherz96652 жыл бұрын
to be fair i thought american senators a push overs but now i know they will push you over into the afterlife if you try to veto them.
@Anthracite_coal Жыл бұрын
porcupine up
@viktor_v-ughnda_vaudville_4764 жыл бұрын
The scene where Leon throws the knife in his hand was genuinely and unexpectedly funny when it happens in game
@theelizabethean94465 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Colorado and knows the governor's kids, I think replacing a senator who turned out to be an evil, semi-invincible cyborg and was defeated by a super-powered cyborg ninja and his dog would be the sort of thing Governor Polis would love to take on. I can confirm that his kids (once told a more rated-G version of the story) would think it was the most epic thing EVER.
@seandennis89115 жыл бұрын
All I can imagine now is Cory Gardner in a Metal Gear, and I'm not sure how I feel about that
@tatwood1123Ай бұрын
Polis: *watching* god I wish I could knock that out in a weekend.
@TheWye5 жыл бұрын
Andy's actual name is Andrew? Now this convinces me even more that Mike's full name is Micycle!
@mfrazier38765 жыл бұрын
...or maybe it’s Michael... You know what, no, I think you’re right.
@cthulhufhtagn24835 жыл бұрын
I assume, then, that Jane's is an acronym. Just Annihilate - No Egress or something like that.
@TheWye5 жыл бұрын
@@cthulhufhtagn2483 maybe, or possibly something simpler, like Janetello.
@cthulhufhtagn24835 жыл бұрын
@@TheWye Darth Janeous.
@JachAnen5 жыл бұрын
@@cthulhufhtagn2483 Did you ever hear the tale of Darth Janeous The Cruel?
@Sunprism2 жыл бұрын
"Nanomachines, Son!" Is possibly one of my favorite video game lines of all time
@aindania48675 жыл бұрын
"Cole's gonna be deader than the inFamous franchise," Don't remind me, Jane. I'm still sad about seeing no inFamous game for more than 5 years now :(
@sirapple5895 жыл бұрын
Ain Dania It sucks too because the powers in Infamous Second Son were really cool. I just want more of that universe. Also while we’re at it can we get another Prototype game? I’m not quite done with my game of toddler shot put yet.
@enderborn68605 жыл бұрын
well it does seem the time between games in getting larger since it was only a 3 year gap from 2 to second son with first light a few months after in the same year yeah but it could be we will get one of the best conduits/bio terrorist sucker punch has dropped
@brockwiththepot5 жыл бұрын
@@sirapple589 I thought the powers were pretty disappointing in second son, bar the unique movements each power gave. You got 4 different power sets but altogether you weren't really doing much more than Cole with just one power.
@xstarsystemsx5 жыл бұрын
Ikr? I got kind of obsessed with Second Son.
@opi_is_me15765 жыл бұрын
I really hope we get an infamous 4 sometime. I loved all 3 of those games.
@rhynlock115 жыл бұрын
"I hope you like being on fire" I firmly believe Jane will kill me using this a her badass villain quote
@MrKrory4 жыл бұрын
I like how the player in the Dark Souls 3 video used my age old Dark Souls strategy of "Summon someone and let them either do all the work or tank the boss."
@_Pixiara_5 жыл бұрын
"Ever been hit with a shovel?" Yes, in the stomach when I was 5 or so. I can confirm it hurts like hell.
@BayMom94 жыл бұрын
I haven't been hit with a shovel, but I have been with a hockey puck. "Coming soon: Shovel Knight 2: Puck Knight"
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley4 жыл бұрын
I've stepped on a rake and had it come up and hit me in the face like a Looney Toons character. As I writhed in pain, I found it anything but funny but I can look back and laugh now :)
@OilGremlin69224 жыл бұрын
how did it happen?
@shaneens15474 жыл бұрын
@@BayMom9 Hockey Knight would be a cool character to see Shovel Knight Dig.
@shaneens15474 жыл бұрын
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley there's a reason the teeth part of the rake isn't straight.
@starsilverinfinity5 жыл бұрын
You know what else started out looking harmless and non-threatening? *life*
@MsWatismyname5 жыл бұрын
You were covered in blood when you were born. Should be a hint to what is really going on
@MurasakiNoKami5 жыл бұрын
@@MsWatismyname Covered in blood and *screaming*
@TreespeakerOfTheLand5 жыл бұрын
@@MsWatismyname What's really going on? You mean pregnancy turns us into temporary vampires?
@MsWatismyname5 жыл бұрын
@@TreespeakerOfTheLand You can see it like that too I guess, whatever makes you float.
@proudpapaprick5 жыл бұрын
We all float down here, Reggie.
@derwolfgaming77754 жыл бұрын
Armstrong has a REALLY funny weakness when fighting him in the crater. Simply run around him and take his health down little by little by using dash attacks.
@kevin_li135 жыл бұрын
As somebody from Colorado, I died laughing when you actually showed the current governor on screen.
@eren345583 жыл бұрын
but would you vote for Senator Armstrong though?
@joesmutz92873 жыл бұрын
@@eren34558 Unfortunately he's probably better than the guy who actually won At least he has some heart...as seen when it gets ripped out of his chest
@killminewin47334 жыл бұрын
It is amazing how calm Leon is. A tiny man is threatening to kill him with his second in command and Romo or whatever, calling it his right hand and Leon just says "Your right hand comes off?". And earlier on in Resi 4 he's in a town with no signs of life anywhere and just says "Where's everyone gone? Bingo?".
@devindalton4688 Жыл бұрын
The bingo line of course comes AFTER being mobbed by what feels like a hundred angry villagers with hatchets and pitchforks, as well as one particular guy with a chainsaw.
@VolfKami5 жыл бұрын
If someone in the painted world gives you the chance to leave, ACCEPT IT.
@varunbenedict55385 жыл бұрын
What about the sweet PRoGrEsS
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
If you see the corvian village for the first time, that should tell you, you're not welcome.
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
@@davidmoberly8037 If I think about it... The moment you awake in the cemetery of ash, you immediately get attacked by hollows. So... I think that Lothric itself doesn't want you there.
@morgantaylor845 жыл бұрын
If someone in any game by those devs gives you the chance to leave, ACCEPT IT.
@morgantaylor845 жыл бұрын
@@davidmoberly8037 I was making a joke about how in games by that developer it's usually a good idea not to mess with the world as it exists because that usually makes things worse. That's all.
@jonathanbyard50805 жыл бұрын
Phrases I didn't know I didn't need to hear: "Flesh Mech"
@BetaJackMaxis4 жыл бұрын
That's what we are. Brains piloting a flesh and bone mech.
@gyrozeppeli89403 жыл бұрын
Alternative title for attack on titan
@copo28355 жыл бұрын
Missed the opportunity to use the "Nanomachines, son" clip
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
I think they were making a conscious effort to avoid it.
@SenatorArmstrong20184 жыл бұрын
Mar Hawkman It was the Nanomachines fault... SON
@axllow4164 жыл бұрын
And don't forget a popular joke about this boss: "You can't hurt senator Armstrong because he is made of America".
@usbiv2235 жыл бұрын
I expect to see that certificate framed, Andy. It's a serious accomplishment!
@aceventurasspear225 жыл бұрын
“Shovel Knight has a shovel, you ever been hit by one of those?” *Leaky Eye Luca would like to know your location*
@gee_kaz5 жыл бұрын
Knowing JoJo references has really changed my life in the past 10 months
@varunsvinu5 жыл бұрын
jOjO that ReFeReNcE iS?
@aceventurasspear224 жыл бұрын
Tayvin Hanson No
@omegaknight64214 жыл бұрын
The best part about tinker knight is that the trip he does is litterally called "the totally intentional trip"
@johnoneil91885 жыл бұрын
I could totally see Jane cosplay as Morrigan, she has the dark and morally more than ambigious sorceress thing down pat.
@joenesvick70435 жыл бұрын
Maybe Ellen can do Leliana, just needs red hair
@michiev5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that just Prudence?
@proudpapaprick5 жыл бұрын
It's totally Prudence.
@Rodrigo-ei4ht5 жыл бұрын
Was that a Slim Shady reference? Also that governor joke went above and beyond. That's the type of quality content I subscribe for. Well played Andrew. Time for another certificate.
@shannonolivas95245 жыл бұрын
Every enemy on this list: "This isn't even... my final form!"
@technomage67363 жыл бұрын
The entire Sister Friede fight sequence was absolutely legendary! One of my all time favorites.
@e.d.57665 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Flowey is literally a flower. And then an evil flower. And then a monster that made me wonder how you can make pixel art so horrifying.
@FromBeyondTheGrave15 жыл бұрын
By adding a soul, and a dash of DETERMINATION.
@Tyr_Magnus5 жыл бұрын
I believe he's on the first list.
@cowboyhanlon60525 жыл бұрын
Yes the boss from undertake it's terrifying
@MrMeeples5 жыл бұрын
The only game where you get to fight a Photoshop document
@Zevox904 жыл бұрын
Elijah Dowsett if Flowey was the one who made you wonder, you must not have played Doom, blood and gore at its best in pixelated form! I remember all the flesh mounds laying around, with their ribs looking like demon jaws reaching up from the ground to eat you
@joshuahunt30323 жыл бұрын
7:29 “…Yes, what was once a frail old dude is now a freaking Gears of War boss, and I don’t know about you, but I left my Hammer of Dawn in my other messenger bag.” Lovely description.
@nXca1ibur5 жыл бұрын
You joked about Dark Souls having several working names but they did reject the names Dark Ring (for obvious reasons) and Dark Race (for even more obvious reasons).
@bodinian5 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@theunknownstuntman40105 жыл бұрын
Could see how they would be very inappropriate
@williamfalls5 жыл бұрын
Dark Race 2: Dark Ring Boogaloo.
@DirgeTV5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna guess one of those is for copyright reasons.
@madalice51345 жыл бұрын
Hhmm, I still think "F*ck You" would be the most accurate name for every SoulsBourne game.
@inoob265 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: 7 bosses that makes you fear boss music
@Videomen1025 жыл бұрын
Jane: "... Cole's going to be deader than the InFamous franchise. Just kidding, I'm sure we'll see a sequel soon." I feel personally attacked.
@Lord_Phoenix955 жыл бұрын
Same. I love the Infamous Series.
@FromBeyondTheGrave15 жыл бұрын
I mean 5 years isn't that long when you look at the development time between Second Son, and Two
@shoothervandrossbuck-fitty99645 жыл бұрын
Ditto lol
@Cloneman-ic9rx4 жыл бұрын
@@FromBeyondTheGrave1 SuckerPunch is already working on a different project, though. A massive one, and they haven't said anything about planning to return to InFamous
@FromBeyondTheGrave14 жыл бұрын
@@Cloneman-ic9rx Infamous is an IP of Sony so a different dev team can do it
@Samagryn5 жыл бұрын
My party taking on my wife's character who came back from the dead: "She's a low level druid. It can't be that bad..." Me and my paladin character, who've watched her building her new death knight for a full fucking month: ".... Can I go fight the dragon and his necromancer buddy instead?"
@MostlyGhosty4855 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jane, for reminding me my favorite game series is never coming back.
@Albatross09134 жыл бұрын
i miss it so much DX
@deathbykonami54874 жыл бұрын
which is a shame cause Infamous Second Son and it's spinoff First Light weren't bad games True you weren't playing as Cole MacGrath and you didn't have electricity powers, but Delsin Rowe was a good replacement (he at least should've clicked with the hipster crowd...who's gonna shame him when he can throw fireballs, summon swords from tv screens, and neon turns him into deadly marksman)
@Stratelier5 жыл бұрын
The best part about the Tinker Knight battle is that during the first phase, _even the battle music_ doesn't take him seriously.
@reaperiff23365 жыл бұрын
Bertrand was honestly surprising, did not expect him to turn into a freaking Flood looking monster
@nickcarpenter79045 жыл бұрын
Reaper IFF you sir get a like for that halo reference’
@gravewalker21755 жыл бұрын
Fighting Bertrand didn't seem too hard though, but I was mostly launching all my most heavy attacks from high ground at him.
@ratchetexperience83795 жыл бұрын
@@gravewalker2175 the final battle against him was fun as hell though
@marknut97415 жыл бұрын
I'd say he looks more like a Tyranid.
@calebhill56795 жыл бұрын
Jane saying “Y’all” was something I didn’t know I needed, but something I’ll ever be grateful for.
@kyleguajardo5 жыл бұрын
I said it on the last video and I'll repeat it here: Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
@insaincaldo5 жыл бұрын
@Potaote Joe Great is the weapon that cuts on it's own
@Dorma_5 жыл бұрын
"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue..."
@Sasaroly5 жыл бұрын
Success! so clearly enviewed... or is it merely a trick of the light?
@Anarchristian_Beanz5 жыл бұрын
Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration.
@bb-im6hf5 жыл бұрын
Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade.
@kattastic99995 жыл бұрын
"Cole will be deader than the Infamous franchise. Just kidding, I'm sure we'll see a sequel soon!" Immediately got an ad for a zombie survival game
@BJGvideos5 жыл бұрын
I got an ad with a smiling woman crowd surfing, as if emphasizing her feelings on her own joke.
@shaneens15474 жыл бұрын
I got an anti-drug ad. -_-
@gwts11715 жыл бұрын
Started out looking harmless & non-threatening? Sounds like Jane! :)
@cthulhufhtagn24835 жыл бұрын
Especially when she turns into a gigantic horror cyborg monster.
@cthulhufhtagn24835 жыл бұрын
@@tmmaster6904 Or both.
@justinchristy90475 жыл бұрын
Who's is Jane?
@BlakesAR3135 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to point out that Andy did a parody of Eminem’s “Without Me” about a Dark Souls boss?
@thomas-stilinski81495 жыл бұрын
BlakesAR313 I love it
@danielhooper1525 жыл бұрын
While I'm glad you included The Guardian Ape from Sekiro, you guys missed his ultimate form when you fight him in a cave and he's been transformed by the ultimate power: Friendship!
@herec0mestheCh33f5 жыл бұрын
Friendship truly is magic. Also fuck that fight lol
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
@@herec0mestheCh33f I think the Ape + Wife fight is fine. By the time you get there, you already know how the enemies work, plus they each have only one healtbar and firecrackers work well.
@herec0mestheCh33f5 жыл бұрын
@@waveburner1254 oh it's balanced fine I agree. I'm just bad at it right now I hated the Ashina Cross miniboss a lot more cause I could never parry the attack properly no matter how I timed it (ended up cheesing him with poison)
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
@@herec0mestheCh33f Do whatever helps you to beat these hard af games. I don't judge you. I mean, I just slaughtered Rom the Vacuous Spider in Bloodborne in 40 seconds or so. That was funny. Oh, it was NG+2 so... Yeah.
@septon40875 жыл бұрын
@@waveburner1254 defiled amygdala is a boss i refuse to fight again. This is coming from someone who can probably beat Sir Alonne without getting it
@No_nameOG5 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a new suggestion; from Monster Hunter World’s Iceborne expansion: Shara Ishvalda. It goes from large, lumbering and covered in stone to a gross looking yellow dragon that shoots beams out of its wings.
@wolfofsummerbreeze5 жыл бұрын
Shinra Tensei, not just in Naruto.
@shaneens15474 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure those lazers is boiling water.
@Roanan.2 жыл бұрын
Ahtal Ka straight up pulls a metal gear out of the ground.
@michaellouton38705 жыл бұрын
I thought the final boss aka. “The devil” from Dantes inferno was tough as hell to beat until you finally put him down only for him to come back as a much stronger, shorter, and very well endowed boss man that really tries to bend you over and give it to ya in the worst kind of way. He’s one bad dude that you definitely don’t want to get into a.... attitude measuring contest with. Yeah, that’s it, attitude.
@goldylocks19325 жыл бұрын
Michael Louton “the devil is giving to ya” lol
@ravnemagne95985 жыл бұрын
I mean, you gotta admit the Armstrong fight is probably one of the most well done boss fights in videogame history
@Am_Cookie2436 Жыл бұрын
And memes the shit out of, because that's just how good it is. It's a kojima game afterall
@saunderss255 жыл бұрын
Yunalesca in FFX. If it's your first time fighting her you won't know she uses mega-death when her second phase is defeated. So if you've been healing the zombie status throughout the fight you'll get an instant game over. And of course then you have to sit through that long ass cutscene again too.
@soldier1stclass6405 жыл бұрын
And if you get through that theres the third form to deal with still
@opi_is_me15765 жыл бұрын
Oh man I saw that cutscenes way too many times the first time I played ffx.
@jamesbrice32675 жыл бұрын
I ended up restarting the game and abusing Rikku's tinker skill to death-proof and zombie-proof my 3 favourites.
@UnifiedEntity5 жыл бұрын
Nah, very first time I played her got stupid lucky and didn't really understand the zombie thing fully but somehow had enough ppl zombified so I switched back and forth and managed to kill her. Aurons speech was no joke.....but replaying after a long time I would get caught by that shit sometimes.
@DragonWhoFoundTheInternet5 жыл бұрын
My own first moment with this variety of boss was Larkeicus of the Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles series. My first thought about him was, “Yipee, the old librarian wants to help us save the world!” Then he pulls the old “Actually, I’m going to wreck you with magic now because I’m here to end the world.” And immediately I thought “Why can’t old people ever be cool and powerful in games?” Then he almost kills our mom. I still don’t know why he’s a favorite character of mine.
@spaceshrimp99335 жыл бұрын
Salazar was extremely annoying. His voice makes you wanna go deaf
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou5 жыл бұрын
I don't even know him and I already hate him
@opi_is_me15765 жыл бұрын
Yea, he's got that grating voice that just makes you wanna slap him, with your magnum, in his face.
@TornaitSuperBird5 жыл бұрын
opi_is _me With a bullet or five.
@wisard6665 жыл бұрын
After getting the chance to get the tommy gun in re 4 I farmed as much as I could just to kill him faster cuz that voice almost made me grow the wii control at the tv
@thelostone75125 жыл бұрын
Makes him a villain that you can't wait to kill...
@Crocogator5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the yearly reminder that Flemeth is Captain Janeway. Such a good voice.
@sawyer75605 жыл бұрын
Did anyone ever realize that "Haste" stacks in dragon age: origins? The game was so ridiculously easy when you have 3 arcane warriors and a thief (for locks really) and everybody is hitting like 5 times a second with the full might of the fade behind them.
@MurasakiNoKami5 жыл бұрын
But why use strategy and exploits, when you can use mods?
@sawyer75605 жыл бұрын
@@MurasakiNoKami I guess I never did mod that game. I would like to see a video on strategies and exploits that blow a game's difficulty out of the water like buff stacking in dragon age: origins.
@RenFL8085 жыл бұрын
@@sawyer7560 That would be the "Insert Game Title Here" Is A Perfectly Balanced Game series by TheSpiffingBrit
@Durva3605 жыл бұрын
@@sawyer7560 kingdom of amalur reckoning. If you focused on blacksmith you could make a full armor set that reduces the damage you take and eventually make it so you take zero damage
@Commanderd20074 жыл бұрын
I died a lot in Dragon Age if playing a non mage character till I figured out those mechanics. Aside from mods to remove the dog barking in camp (so annoying) and to add storage chests in camp I never bothered adding anything else to the game. I still think it’s the best game ever.
@CyFiWasTaken Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the nanobots didn't boost Armstrong's strength, man was just JACKED
@chriscormac2315 жыл бұрын
7:58 that's her "that's a threat" face
@417fga5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Jane
@viktor_v-ughnda_vaudville_4765 жыл бұрын
I love how Armstrong’s health is basically a timer
@jennifervalentine89555 жыл бұрын
I NEVER got tired of seeing videos of people beating the Guardian Ape only to freak out when a shambling headless ape starts swinging its sword that you used to decapitate it.
@andrealbuquerque73525 жыл бұрын
Anyone else loves Jane's sarcasm? I feel like i could listen to her for all eternity
@Maria.Annette5 жыл бұрын
It's so weird hearing Andy talk about Colorado Governor Jared Polis when I, as a 20 year old Colorado native who still can't vote yet, couldn't even remember the dude's name. Although who could blame me, our last governor was named John Hickenlooper, and that was way more memorable. Also because nothing happens in Colorado... Ever.
@demonintellect98345 жыл бұрын
Wait why cant you vote?
@Cohult5 жыл бұрын
@@demonintellect9834 Former felony charges? Them grade school lollipop thefts had to eventually catch up with someone...
@Maria.Annette5 жыл бұрын
@Cohult and @Demon Inntellect I AM SO DUMB HOLY CRUMB BUCKETS IGNORE ME WTF AAAAAAAAAH I AM SO DUMB WHY DID I THINK VOTING AGE WAS 21 WHYYYYYYY
@nickcarpenter79045 жыл бұрын
Colorado does things.. weren’t yaw the first to legalize weed?
@Maria.Annette5 жыл бұрын
One of the first, yeah. Ya ever heard of a "Rocky Mountain high"? That's like, all we're known for. At least, as far as country music is concerned.
@Cieeel2 жыл бұрын
16:49 ahem.. excuse me for a moment. *STANDING HERE, I REALIZE*
@donovanhadley22092 жыл бұрын
*THAT YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*
@Cieeel2 жыл бұрын
@@donovanhadley2209 BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
@maxvel0city9065 жыл бұрын
Why was the Senator in MGRR so tough? NANO-MACHINES SON!
@PlebNC5 жыл бұрын
These comments are a tool of justice. They are never to be used in anger. Now, now I'm not so sure. And besides: *This isn't my comment thread.*
@lordlampi93285 жыл бұрын
They harden in response to physical trauma!
@brodriguez110004 жыл бұрын
Is there anything nano-machines can't do?
@Hlessirah5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about your videos is the various ways you describe what Dark Souls is. It’s never enough to just say “it’s hard and you die a lot”, you always have to give the funniest descriptions 😆
@Hlessirah5 жыл бұрын
(Also I live in Colorado and loved the Governor Polis shoutout lol)
@sirapple5895 жыл бұрын
You’re one of the few channels where I feel like I can like any video before watching it because I know I’ll enjoy it and eventually get lost in my recommended videos being nothing but your lists. I genuinely think that you cannot make a bad video if you tried. I mean seriously, you could make “7 most gruesome circumcisions” and I’d still watch it.
@jhsand15155 жыл бұрын
BUT would killing Silvio Caruso with the circumsicion knife in Sapienza count?
@sirapple5895 жыл бұрын
JH Sand151 I don’t think it would, no. It’s just repurposing a tool for a task it wasn’t originally made for.
@jhsand15155 жыл бұрын
@@sirapple589 Huh. Shame.
@sirapple5895 жыл бұрын
JH Sand151 I’m gonna be honest, I know it doesn’t count but I’m just thinking of that scene from Outlast Whistleblower where the Groom is trying to turn males into females via violent castrations. Christ that was horrifying.
@ChobinoftheFunk5 жыл бұрын
"Flemeth" was the first word out of my mouth when I saw Dragon Age Origins on the list of spoiler warnings.
@joenesvick70435 жыл бұрын
This little girl in Conker's Bad Fur Dad turns out to be a Master to a giant Cyborg Teddy's blaster, put them together and it's Master Blaster (at least it reminded me of Thunderdome). Two squirrels enter, one squirrel leaves 🤣
@deathbykonami54874 жыл бұрын
I know Father Gascoigne was on another list, but he fits the criteria perfectly First Form: Standard Hunter that attacks with an axe and a blunderbuss Second Form: Extends axe to its polearm form and occasionally uses the blunderbuss Third Form: Transforms into Werewolf Hulk and goes completely berserk
@MystLunarabne5 жыл бұрын
2:10 No Leon that's his left hand, that's not the one that comes off.
@battlemageazulio10192 жыл бұрын
While not a TRANSFORMING boss, a certain boss from Hades comes to mind when it comes to regretting cockiness. One that makes you go from "Oh, HAH, it's just a tiny rat! What could it possibly do to me?" to "WHAT THE *LITERAL* HELL IS THIS THING AND HOW DO I STOP IT CHEWING MY FACE OFF!?!?"
@War5aw5 жыл бұрын
So who was holding Luke back when Mike took his job of talking about the Sekiro Ape?
@jordanbishop9935 жыл бұрын
Bryce King Jane probably had to lock him in the lab.
@Bapta4 жыл бұрын
"Guess who's back, back again, Frieda's back, with black flames"- Is that an Eminem reference?
@littleshopofeldritchhorror62244 жыл бұрын
Yep
@jhsand15155 жыл бұрын
Did they REALLY look up a current American politician to complete the joke? That kind of dedication to the bit is why I love this channel.
@jeremiahthepisces54935 жыл бұрын
Why they get cool points for using Google
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahthepisces5493 The photo choice is obviously an official photo. So any web search for "governor of Colorado" would give it up. First hit is probably either the official website, or Wikipedia. *tests theory* Yup, Wikipedia. :p
@jhsand15155 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahthepisces5493 They get cool points because I like that someone on the team decided to actually look up who a governor is to add to a joke when nobody had to look up or add that information into the video. I love that they decide to put that extra effort into their jokes.
@Anarchristian_Beanz5 жыл бұрын
Funny part is, they could have totally made all of that up. I am not going to actually check that that is actually Colorado's governor.
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
@@Anarchristian_Beanz this is one of those weird times when the truth is easier than lies. :p
@solar_savior41185 жыл бұрын
NANOMACHINES SON! The Metal serious can be so goofy at times I love it😂😂
@yastaav5 жыл бұрын
What about Ming-Xiao from Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines? She turns into a weird horrible Cthulhu monster that still haunts my dreams.
@vicky2481235 жыл бұрын
A seemingly invulnerable death machine that thrives off of trauma and takes an exhausting amount of time to defeat stopping you from progressing...sounds like the usual middle aged American senator to me
@frodobaggins77105 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Ansem from Kingdom Hearts 1. That was a long fight
@wolfofsummerbreeze5 жыл бұрын
And Xemnas was a walk in the park, hmm?
@feyfolken16553 жыл бұрын
Flemeth got me too the first time I played Origins... and I agree about the sensible top for Morrigan. I keep throwing that outfit away and somehow she keeps finding it and putting it back on
@TMWriting5 жыл бұрын
Why the hell does Flemeth, boss from a game I've never played, sound so famili - CAPTAIN JANEWAY!
@thequad89455 жыл бұрын
Or is it Admiral Janeway :p how is THAT for breaking the temporal prime directive!
@wierdalien15 жыл бұрын
Janeway spawned Vala
@kadosho025 жыл бұрын
@@wierdalien1 wild how we have crossed over two series in one game 😅
@Ertwin1234 жыл бұрын
Tuvok is the leader of the Dalish Elves.
@mr_hands5 жыл бұрын
Eugene from Infamous Second Son? I mean, he *DOES* become a massive hell angel.
@janitorscrambo83624 жыл бұрын
Yeah but aint that inside a game or something
@Albatross09134 жыл бұрын
@@janitorscrambo8362 no he could do it in their real world too, it was his conduit power
@mmppjgm5 жыл бұрын
Ooh, I expected you to add the next monkey fight too Me playing Sekiro: Finally i killed this f-word monkey. Wait, why are you getting up? Nononono, put that sword back on the ground. And the head. 1h later: why is the monkey here again? 30 deaths later: wait, why are 2 big af monkeys on my screen now?? I literally turned off my console and did not play Sekiro for 3 days 😂
@jennifervalentine89555 жыл бұрын
If you think on it, you are the bad guy. You roll up to this guy's pool where he's protecting his pretty flower, and you decapitate him and steal his flower. Then you hunt him down to his home to bully him some more. His wife shows up, and then you murder her in front of him. Yeah, bet you feel pretty bad now... nor totally not for how many times he killed you.
@marhawkman3035 жыл бұрын
I saw Nathan Dithum do it on PSA, wow... that fight was BRUTAL.
@jasmine-ruff-puff99515 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a lot of monkey-ing around.
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
@@jennifervalentine8955 Aw... Now I feel bad. Might glitch through Sekiro the next time I play it.
@mmppjgm5 жыл бұрын
@@jennifervalentine8955 that's not the worst you do, you actually cause the fall of Ashina: You kill big horse boi and stupid bull, so you leave the castle without their stronger defense. Then you kill all those soldiers and generals, creating an open path for the ministery guys to walk through. Finally you kill Geni and Isshin, their best fighters (Isshin dies anyway if u don't, so same). You also kill canned head who was protecting the temple in order to help his son Robertooooooooooooooooooo and a monk who is guarding some sacredish place, as well as an actual dragon god. You stress the f out of the sculptor until he turns to a Dark Souls style demon and also kill him. And more. You actually fk everything up to save that little guy of yours hahahaha
@SyndicateOperative3 жыл бұрын
Another good example is Yunalesca from Final Fantasy 10. She was a real monster, and her instant death attack part way through the fight was a guaranteed game-over first time around.
@dean73015 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw Dragon Age Origins I was like "oh yeah... brr.."
@yaxantonio37192 жыл бұрын
0:32 what's the name of the song in the background
@RobMost5 жыл бұрын
Jane is the reason we barely see the sun in England, so much shade.
@jkid13375 жыл бұрын
“If you try to go toe to toe with Bertrand, Cole will be deader than the inFamous franchise.” Ouch.
@kartoffelking60885 жыл бұрын
Had a Bee in my Jacket recently. Can confirm I moved the same way as the Guardian Ape. And then it came back to sting me in the neck. Does that count as a Final Boss? ...At least I beat it without dying for once.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley4 жыл бұрын
Aw, that's awful :/ My mom once had a wasp sneak attack and stung her big toe right when she walked outside in sandals. I really hope the bastard died afterwards.
@remito78395 жыл бұрын
I like how you censored the word "fuck" in Armstrongs dialogue but left the scene with Raiden ripping his heart out and crushing it completly untouched.
@Ayahime05 жыл бұрын
14:38 I remember that boss fight. I was pretty cocky since I hardly struggle due to grinding so much. When I fought Flemeth, Alistair was the only one left and I was struggling really hard that I was afraid, oh so afraid. I won in the end though.
@Commanderd20074 жыл бұрын
I thought it was impossible to grind levels in DA:O? Teach me your ways!
@jaxusr2354 жыл бұрын
Nancy Lo Eh. It was tough before I realized I had multiple ranged allies and a wizard who could make me immortal for a short time and heal me, as well as a stockpile of healing potions due to basically making either Leliana or myself a potion brewery with the levels. At that point, two bows, a spell caster, and one girl with two pointy sticks it was easier than fighting dark spawn horde.
@aguycalledjamal3 жыл бұрын
im surprised no one has mentioned Majora from Majora’s Mask at first its just an evil living mask made of wood but then when you fight it at the end of the game it goes through 3 transformations each one more creepy then the last
@hansolochewbacca42605 жыл бұрын
Something tells me that Mike and Luke have a secret pact to mention the Sekiro Ape Fight in as many videos as they can... 😏
@tuckerrichardson26065 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie that fight took me 2 attempts only because the surprise of the stage two, after the the hype and spoilers I avoided I was actually kinda disappointed
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
@@tuckerrichardson2606 Did you know about the Ape + Wife by that time to? Or was that a surprise?
@tuckerrichardson26065 жыл бұрын
@@waveburner1254 I know about it now but it being an optional boss I haven't actually done it if in being honest I'm stuck as fuck on the easy ending lol
@ognjenilic30014 жыл бұрын
I like how you don't have to actually fight Salazar in the boss fight, but can just shoot him with the RPG and he'll just drop dead then and there
@michaelsteffler76065 жыл бұрын
What about the final boss of Sekiro (spoilers) It’s a guy you’ve beaten twice and this time he’s even easier, but once you beat him he gives up and kills himself to summon his recently dead grandfather to fight you, a grandfather who happens to be the strongest boss in the game. Also Sekiro is kind of weird
@asajdaskldjsa49454 жыл бұрын
nah i still find scupltor was the most hardest boss in the game, litteraly not sekiro boss gameplay, demon of hatred is soulsbourne boss.
@dommer4killdx8345 жыл бұрын
Jane's shirt looks like Armstrong's heart.
@thedman-zx1ip5 жыл бұрын
Here's one: LITERALLY EVERY BOSS from the Persona franchise
@MurasakiNoKami5 жыл бұрын
Also half of the bosses in SMT
@michaelaaron80875 жыл бұрын
thedman0310 hey, Adachi was fine. Also there’s... There’s... Didn’t that one boss... yeah, that’s all I’ve got.
@boinchi64145 жыл бұрын
thedman0310 FUCKING NYX
@jamesbrice32675 жыл бұрын
@@michaelaaron8087 Adachi was the coolest. He didn't just face down his inner demon, he gave it a big hug hello.
@TonyWildRiver5 жыл бұрын
Dude! As soon as Flemeth started talking: Is that Captain Janeway? Turns out, it is!
@seandennis89115 жыл бұрын
I've never played any dragon age games but I knew it sounded familiar, glad to know I'm not crazy
@MzAbbyxz5 жыл бұрын
Just realized, Joseph Bertrand looks like Grindelwald lmao
@Albatross09134 жыл бұрын
dude he really does, i hate it
@killaonmoco5 жыл бұрын
Perfect. That one line will always kill me: "NANOMACHINES, SON."
@shannonstockley3515 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this whole list could easily have been FromSoftware bosses? 😂
@leonmorte72415 жыл бұрын
So long as the title isn't "weakest bosses" or "underwhelming bosses" or something similar, any boss list could easily just be filled with From Software bosses
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
I don't think so. There are some exceptions. Vordts looks intimidating but he's a pushover. The Moonlight Butterfly looks beautiful, but it's a pushover. And then... Pinwheel. Nuff said.
@leonmorte72415 жыл бұрын
@@waveburner1254 You don't have to include all the bosses, we're just saying you could fill out an entire list with the really good ones
@waveburner12545 жыл бұрын
@@leonmorte7241 I'm sorry if I annoyed you. I didn't mean to.
@leonmorte72415 жыл бұрын
@@waveburner1254 I wasn't annoyed, just thought I'd continue the discussion
@Nynzy5 жыл бұрын
Another boss for this list could be Avalon from Legaia 2: Duel Saga, a criminally underrated PS2 game with some of the hardest minigames of all time. He goes from your standard RPG human to well... winged and gargantuan over the course of the fight~
@zoeibbotson40645 жыл бұрын
The fight with senator Armstrong is one sided just with him being the one to lay down the epic one sided beat down.
@Nofsleft5 жыл бұрын
My pick from Sekiro's most terrifying transforming, or in this case surprising, bosses isn't so much a transforming boss, but rather one boss sacrificing himself to summon another guy back from death. "Sword Saint Isshin," or "Isshin: Sword Saint". You think this is a final one on one with Genichiro for the fate of Kuro, until he decides he can't win and decides to forfeit his life to call on his now resurrected grandfather for help...and oh boy does his grandpa deliver. I am of the firm opinion that the 'Interior Ministry' didn't send it's army to deal with the battered and bruised Ashinan's, but rather to make sure that one of the soldiers they sent managed to kill the old,sick, and frail Isshin (Spoilers for the Shura route: He ain't so frail), out of fear of just what he could do if he had been made immortal by the rejuvenating sediment...a wise move on their part. I don;t think he counts a transforming boss, but he is still my pick for a surprise boss that utterly thrashed me for several days before I finally beat him. Here is hoping he doesn't come back again in any DLC they add.
@skipperg44365 жыл бұрын
Guardian Ape second phase was easier. Isshin Sword Saint on the other hand... Another boss that comes in mind is the second boss from Serious Sam: Second Encounter - biomech thingy
@sharilshahed61064 жыл бұрын
It was, relatively speaking, easy to figure out. But this probably comes off has shocking when the thing you killed comes back, headless, wielding a sword and moving creepily with an eerie music playing.
@paulthompson66325 жыл бұрын
"My flail bring me my flail. Ah freida what stops thine ears".
@That80sGuy19725 жыл бұрын
"I am no match for you. You can kill me easily." A dachshund, a kitten, and a chihuahua appear near his feet. "You just have to get through Snuggles, Baxter, and Pippie." **player immediately starts to sweat**
@hansy84064 жыл бұрын
Do these animals turn into mythological beasts? In the latter phases, do they turn into a chimera after?
@zacharyjoy87244 жыл бұрын
han sy Well, either that, or they’re so damn cute, that if you *do* kill them, you *will* go to Hell. No ifs and/or buts.
@That80sGuy19724 жыл бұрын
@@hansy8406 I took the idea from some stories I read and often applied it to plots I wrote. They seem normal until you swing at them, then they become super-fast cartoon-logic slashers, doing a high number of superficial wounds that each cluster pretty much is a significant wound. They would each sometimes just pause for a moment with a "look cute" effect which is actually attempts at mass charm or stun. When you wound each, they do turn into mythological beasts, good call. Then, after you "slay" all of them, they merge into an unGodly chimera as their final form after, great call on that. You must have either read/played the same things I did or gamed with me... or I am that predictable. ;) My players always sweat when their final boss is guarded by tiny guardians, especially cute ones. Well, my veteran players.
@That80sGuy19724 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyjoy8724 Ah, I should make that one of my encounters. They never go horrible... you just fall into the pits of Hell after beating them with the evil guy shouting "What's wrong with you? You make me look like a saint, vile beings!"
@hansy84064 жыл бұрын
@@That80sGuy1972 That80sGuy1972 Well, considering that there are a ton of cute characters that hide some sort of malice, I wouldn't be surprised with much of that scenario. Perhaps the difficulty, but but the scenario. Also, what mythological beasts do they change into? And by the description you gave, it appears that they all have a high speed stat. And lastly, the scenario is less 'predictable' or 'probable', but more... An 'entertainable possibility' based on my observations of various other similar scenarios in media.
@notalkmeimangyy4 жыл бұрын
The worst feeling is fighting one of these bosses, going on a hiatus from the game the boss is from, replaying it, fighting the boss again and, on the last sliver of health until it transforms, you remember that it can transform as a rush of horrific memories from past attempts blasts over you.
@zacharybrown80545 жыл бұрын
Saw sister friede in the thumbnail and instantly started nodding.
@Paradisio844 жыл бұрын
Yyyup
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
I loved Tinker Knight. His first form is so puny, I knew he would bust out with a giant mech. Once I figured out how to attack his second form, he was easy-peasy.