Ozzy Man Reviews: Celebrating Too Early #2

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[@ozzymanreviews]

Oi I have a Twitter too for anyone who gives a flying fuck: twitter.com/ozzymanreviews

[@mcdonaldthyrniang4300]

Ozzy Man Reviews yeah nah twitter is overated

[@gragrn]

Yeah nah.....

[@nusthedespair9466]

MATE IF I WERE GAY I WUD HAVE LET U USE MY VIBRATORS............

[@digthis9111]

i give a fuck but me not have a twitter nice cap ozzzy

[@muziqaz]

I couldn't give a flying fuck, but its good to know. thanks

[@Rahul-px3my]

1:25 the goalie celebrates to a crowd of 10 people lmfao

[@christophermurphy1528]

Da meme boi 😂

[@Dakshohri]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrMasterLoulou]

he's the ex gk of raja casablanca team go make a quick research about their crowds under your own responsibility

[@robssmnt4733]

I don’t even know why the other guy was celebrating. I mean he blocked your penalty shot mate, it just happened that he’s stupid enough to celebrate at the crowd 😂

[@arijitdas7670]

@@robssmnt4733 it was a goal..

[@Aaron-iv8hg]

my parents celebrated too early until they found out i was born

[@judasiscariot8396]

Underrated as fuck comment

[@tharunmalayil2332]

Lit...

[@ryklatortuga4146]

Maybe they Celibate'd right up until you were conceived?

[@deathstroke7316]

Straight from the city of FEELADELPHIA

[@tikkabrno]

After that jk Aaron, I agree 🥔

[@saizu_5573]

Haha I like the last guy that still laughs about his fail, his broken foot instead of blaming the other guy for his own fault. Thats a true sportmanlike reaction

[@herculesbrofister265]

All those distance runners look so emaciated. Definitely not healthy looking at all. Can't even do a short hop without breaking their ankle.

[@dancingdani25]

@@herculesbrofister265 well it was probably the end of a marathon so it's normal to be exhausted and no be able to hop after that.

[@blacksarlacc91]

@@herculesbrofister265 this is the finish line of an iron man... Which is round about 3.5km swimming, 180km cycling and then an marathon to finish it... I want to see you being able to jump at the end of this fight... (I am currently training for one and trust me. You are lucky if you are able to finish one of these let alone jump at the end of it...)

[@EleanorPeterson]

@@herculesbrofister265 - I've seen plenty of what you'd call 'manly' athletes break their own bones. It's about angles, not muscles. There's plenty of videos of American footballers and basketball players shattering their limbs by landing badly. Stick to NASCAR, Eric...

[@courchar]

the recovery on that kind of break is horrific tho, I feel for him

[@justamanofculture12]

0:53 As a Pakistani, we laughed on him way more then we should have 😂. I still remember the match lol.

[@asshivam8117]

Hardik Pandya got a competitor in Azhar for shitfuckery.

[@stellipastelli2731]

that's always what a man of culture should do when excellent sense of humor is involved, well done sir

[@parinikasharma317]

Yeah I found that a little skeptical as well. Why did they just resign to their fate?!

[@AlessioSangalli]

What is the name of this sport?

[@parinikasharma317]

@@AlessioSangalli cricket

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Kinda hope the guy that blocked the other guy trying to pass him was penalized a few seconds. Two wrongs (celebrating early then blocking) should not make a right.

[@drewjacob2514]

yeah, for real. That was some bs. The guy who got blocked even shook his hand because his parents/coaches taught him right. He would of won if not for a shove. Every second matters.

[@peisenxu952]

I mean yeah it was a bit of a dick move - I'd not be happy if it happened to me, but it's not like the second guy won the race either way. He did not run faster. Just because the other guy is an ass, doesn't make the second place guy the better athlete (coming from a strictly performance based view, not sportsmanship). I'm a sporting bleb - so i dunno about the rules and regulations either way. Just my thought. EVEN THEN look at the timer. What is that, a 4 hour marathon? So what if he wants to celebrate - for the last 10 metres.

[@meancomment2413]

@Jules G This guy act like he has been drinking johnny walker.

[@dant828]

Not the correct use of the 'two wrongs' expression but yes I see your point.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

@@dant828 Celebrating early = 1 wrong, blocking the other guy to make up for letting the guy catch up by celebrating early = wrong number 2. I.E. he shouldn't be rewarded with a win because his second wrong action (made up) for his first (wrong action).

[@abhinavg3093]

"Piss poor cardio by the ball" I love Ozzy

[@heythere2904]

What is a kid doing here. Go do your homework

[@skahler]

That marathon runner smiling ear to ear after totally breaking his ankle is the most insane thing

[@90hjorth]

The clock said 13 hours…. Idk what event you do for 13 hours or if I’m misunderstanding but I’d be filled with joy to be done. broken ankle or not!

[@thomashager1424]

That's an Ironman triathlon: 2.5 mile swim, 112 mile bike, then a full marathon. 13 hours is not a bad finish. Broken ankle guy is probably both stoned on endorphins and too exhausted to care.

[@cc7491]

He's literally me

[@joshlee9233]

“Celebrates to a crowd of 10 people”

[@chivomike04081992]

😂

[@Nightowl7982]

I sometimes celebrate with no one around

[@MrMighty147]

I don't even have the slightest clue about what was going on in the cricket video.

[@ShifuCareaga]

Ikr

[@harukuroma376]

You me both

[@DannyDrum95]

Batsman thought the ball reached the boundary so he left his crease while the ball was still in play and got run out

[@paulmylo]

The batsman thought he hit a home run! But he didn't, the ball was still live in play! Then he was caught off Home Base. So therefore he was given out! That's the best description I can give without getting people confused.

[@ShifuCareaga]

@@DannyDrum95 Don't know wtf you just said lol

[@darj617]

"aah" - Shaq's last word.

[@shaquilleoseal1390]

My brother is a busy man

[@thespoiledtexan3904]

I just snorted

[@eggs6648]

The Shaqtus

[@tripwire4727]

I think you mean "Kazam the genie"😂😂😂 Seriously a bad movie from the nineties. If you haven't seen it, look it up you bloody legends

[@lfkk4640]

He went purple there!

[@ddo1114]

"Goalie celebrates to a crowd of 10 people..." Best damn commentary ever.

[@Naveenkumar-fb9mx]

"piss poor cardio by the ball" 😂😂😂

[@anujjyothykumar4667]

I laughed my brains out😭😂

[@MissCeo3000]

In the second video I have to give the runner in the black shirt credit, a lot of people would have punched the other guy for blocking him. That's cheating as far as I'm concerned.

[@bonson9156]

I don't know why they didn't disqualify him for cheating

[@dogsbreakfast4952]

I would have clocked him soon as he blocked me

[@rphanmurphy8385]

Yeah that was a bitch slap manoeuvre

[@nathaniellopez4610]

Thank you! I was thinking the exact same thing... I would have just kept running and if the run would have knocked him out screw it...

[@thecharmingnavigator9946]

That one makes me furious

[@AJScraps]

“Determined faces always win” 😂😂 LMAO

[@nocalsteve]

This is why I always win at sex.

[@rphanmurphy8385]

Especially when they're black.

[@xxtremez9046]

ØrPhÄn MüRpHy yup coz they train hard like REALY hard

[@gridlock2641]

@@nocalsteve bruh

[@Keti_Mporta]

I've honestly never understood why people celebrate BEFORE actually winning/finishing whatever they're competing on

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

Assinine asshat assumptions

[@adipsous]

It's called ego.

[@huckleberryharrison6248]

That guy who destroyed his ankle is only laughing on the outisde.

[@dmpentertainmentsa2229]

😂😂😂

[@diegobartolome9172]

Shouldnt the 0.26 guy be disqualified for blocking the other runner? Or at least penalized...

[@xxheisenburnintell9244]

What i was thinkin.. dick move and so unprofessional

[@AyAReI00]

Totally !!!

[@mumblic]

If you look closely he already kind of slows down before he is blocked. He knows if he continues and goes first over the line everybody would call him a wanker (not my words, I have no idea what it means, just starting to learn Aussi English from Ozzy man!)

[@CTLatteberry]

Mum Blic so you prevent yourself from getting first place cause your afraid people will call you wanker. Sums up majority of people.

[@topsecrets4434]

Whoa you don’t know if he likes being called a wanker (wanker means a contemptible person which means a jerk or a male masturbator) i wouldn’t want to be called a wanker if i were a boy...but you are certainly correct he should be kicked out of the game for that kind of move

[@danmoscaliuc1881]

*"Dun, dun, dun, another dickhead bites the dust!"* - Laughed hard at that one

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

I always die at Shaq’s “It’s nothin’ to me. Ahhh…”

[@kendelahoussaye14]

“Go go gadget leg”, lmao.

[@hosamaa9713]

The goalie celebrates to a crowd of 10 people 😅

[@roquerosario218]

ahahahahahah

[@footballleaguelol98]

العسكري ههههههههههههه

[@leonidas0242]

Still a crowd

[@Nightowl7982]

I sometimes celebrate with no one around

[@somekid1869]

Only you can make my shit day a bloody brilliant one. Thanks ozzy man.

[@enzopena1875]

Same for me, always making me laugh

[@zac0918]

The runner that blocked should be disqualified

[@rakibraian6263]

100% 👍

[@adversity9664]

Not even tryna act tough if someone did that to me after all that work thats a violations imma beat his ass down

[@deanjurgens1651]

A perfect sample of celebrating to early.... Me saying : “wow this test was so ez!!” My friend : “yeah but the back of the paper was kinda hard..” Me : “😵😬😳😫”

[@deanjurgens1651]

PS what the hell was this vid doing on my recommended

[@anujjyothykumar4667]

Classic😂😂😂😂

[@nadil2631]

Ahhhh that was pain in the end

[@sambilsland6922]

Nadil he was laughing about it though

[@cassidyohara9195]

He took it in good spirits. Always good to do

[@dayman7084]

He was still the winner really

[@E3ECO]

Who else cringed when that last guy came down on his ankle?

[@Frawt]

Jesus fucking Christ, so hard, especially when he shows it again in slow(er) motion ffffffffffffffffff

[@wonks4791]

JD Rev bro calm your shit.

[@Nate-yr6du]

@JD Rev is that one kid in school that dissects ants

[@Tallborn5]

@JD Rev Stfu you idiot. That dude ran for 13 hours, I bet your sorry ass can't even run straight for 10 mins.

[@qoplol708]

Wibbs tf2 ikr wtf is wring with em

[@QasimAli-to5lk]

00:32 Poor Azhar Ali was playing well but then he became a meme🤣

[@iseewhatyoudid2944]

🤣

[@saherkhushimohammad1457]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 As Pakistani it looks quite embarring but offcourse funny as well

[@noumankhan6228]

Why did they just freaking stand in the middle of the pitch even as the fielder returned the ball? Just nuts.

[@laimwnbasumatary7709]

All the people who could not understand the cricket highlight that's exactly how we feel when we watch baseball. - sincerely, an Indian

[@dopemanricky7196]

"The other guy says stop blocking the finish line" as hes pushing him out of the way 😂😂😂

[@Bicketybam68]

This video was sponsored by the _Premature Ejaculation Association of Australia.._ :P

[@ShifuCareaga]

Best comment award.

[@funkfridays2283]

Now this comment is gold

[@facelessandnameless]

Bickety Bam 💀😂🤣

[@NonDripHelmet]

This joke came too soon.

[@wardance9958]

🤣😂

[@meyao1309]

2:53" Dun, dun, dunn" lmfao🤣🤣

[@gtoyadhatagyab8013]

3:04 That, must've hurts so bad. Physically and morally.

[@Avarrencus]

You can actually kick the ball in volleyball? My whole life is a lie.

[@IDMYM8]

Now I actually think about it, i agree with you

[@arturs4024]

You can but its pretty hard to pull off

[@Fortunateis4luck]

Artūrs Paizo I was literally about to ask why they don’t do it more often.

[@bilcozbi67]

how do you not know that, that's like the first thing to know about volley ball, they used to say you could do 1 per team and per game so I'd always do it on the first time the ball came near me, then I'd carefully avoid getting near the ball for the rest of the game.

[@fatih_d]

What I really wonder, can you kick the ball which is in the other half of the field?

[@mrbodycatcer]

I feel like ozzy is the only one who can give me a laugh consistently

[@PATRICKKUPPE]

superwog?

[@felipeaguiar4523]

Broscience delivers it too

[@waynet8327]

The second one really tick me off when he tried to block the guy from passing him.

[@beorlingo]

Pure bread idiot.

[@LxftRxght]

"Piss poor cardio by the ball." You're my favourite Australian. Bar none.

[@ohboy2592]

The runner in the second clip, I’d have broke that dudes arm sticking it out like that trying to keep me from crossing first.

[@ashishdhingra8034]

That was a real dick move.

[@HachikoThePoochInugami]

I would have clotheslined him to hell.

[@ashishdhingra8034]

@@HachikoThePoochInugami what's clotheslined?

[@perttuhaapala2406]

@@ashishdhingra8034 its a wrestling move when you run in to someones neck and make him fall

[@incongruous4]

Itt: internet tough guys who would've cried and pissed themselves if it happened to them

[@marvelousmeh2077]

"Gogo Gadget Leg." MVP move right there

[@FCWW87]

I have no idea what was wrong in that cricket scene.

[@mattimeo117]

if you are interested, in cricket if you hit the ball to the boundary, then after it crosses the rope the ball is 'dead' and the batsman cannot be out. The Pakistan batsman assume that the ball has reached the boundary (wrongly) and so leave the areas where they are safe (the crease) to have a chat. The Australians return the ball to the wicketkeeper and he 'runs the batsman out', as the ball was never dead and they are now out of their crease. Honestly an extremely stupid/funny way to get out that you rarely see in cricket!

[@jpslim7279]

@@mattimeo117 cricket is weird. 😂

[@randomgrinn]

I didn't see any crickets, but those people are very confused about how to play baseball.

[@ok-bf9me]

“It looks like this will be out, but this Sheila says Go-Go-Gadget leg and keeps it in” 😂 I’m dying.

[@vaishnaviamin]

0:47 What a statement Ozzy!

[@karimhussein3610]

Lol you mad coz they ditched you lot? I swear you guys bark like a jealous ex toward Pakistan - I see it everytime online

[@dylanathaide5384]

@@karimhussein3610 as an Indian, I totally agree with what u said, btw your team played well in the world Cup, love from India.

[@m.o.cfitnessrolemodels3642]

"what a glorious f**k up by team Pakistan" - why does this statement sound so familiar???

[@x2vl0ee51]

Because they do it too often

[@tripwire4727]

Kazzam the genie" 😂 you deserve everything good that comes your way. Just love all your stuff. I'm not sure if it makes me better, but happier for sure.👍

[@penisdeletus4601]

00:47 """what a glorious f*** up""". I died....😂

[@iseewhatyoudid2944]

😂😂

[@thomsondcruz5456]

Your name is Penis? Wow.

[@ValensBellator]

2:02 the first time in ages I seen a white dude about to win some running event and he blows it by showboating lol Somewhere Bill Burr is groaning

[@Mike-me3sp]

I mean, right? What a f*cking pillock that guy is.

[@knowlegablesalmon7963]

I think it’s especially funny that he throws up his hands after as if to say “You’re not supposed to win!”

[@meangreen3038]

I would just like to say your "Fucks" are perfectly placed timed and said lol love it

[@SomeshMathur92]

"Hands go up and another dickhead bites the dust." - Legendary Ozzyman

[@beemore18]

1:24 ''I put spin on it'' 😂😂😂😂😂

[@darkfirer2416]

Wait that volleyball move... is that allowed?

[@Nimbubuful]

That was a football, the football equivalent to a handball

[@thijsvanesch5248]

Yes that is certainly allowed. The ball can be touched by any part of the body, and it is only out if it touches the ground. you have to play it back around the stick thingy though that marks the line on the net.

[@davidweiker4401]

But can you hit it from other side of net?

[@celinespam1174]

Normally you're not allowed to have parts of you body at the other side of the field.

[@gpk560]

My lord, is that legal?

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

2:32 you can see on the left the guy in the yellow jacket is waving “KEEP GOING!”

[@frontlinefinishcarpentry4193]

Determined faces always win... dude you are hilarious! I just had to binge watch a bunch of your videos. This is the first I've ever heard of you!

[@jasonwashere8016]

The guy blocking the runner should have been given second place you can not get physical in a running competition...What a butt much huh huh huh huh yeah......

[@TheBatugan77]

He should have been disqualified.

[@MystiCalBEING89]

yeah but if u was the second guy i wouldnt of wanted to win like that

[@toantruonghuu2833]

@@MystiCalBEING89 agreed

[@niphotwala188]

@@MystiCalBEING89 What are you serious?? The guy literally blocked him which means he doesn't deserve the win. That should make you want it even more.

[@MystiCalBEING89]

@@niphotwala188 yeah but the guy was miles a head only reason he caught up was cuz he stopped to celebrate why would i overtake him like that

[@hypergrip]

No trademark "look away now, look away now, look away now" warning before that ankle thing?

[@QuackersMcCrackers]

His wife recently gave birth, so there's very little that'll faze him now haha.

[@GTIMAN2010]

It wasn't that graphic buttercup.

[@tywonellington]

Dude snaps his ankle at the end of a race, walks it off, and is still smiling.

[@johnlocke1977]

"He runs away to have a chunder in the toilet" lol..

[@Osh_wij]

The fact that I always watch ozzys vids as soon as they come out is a testimony to how late I sleep😂

[@myahmacpherson969]

Oshan Wijeratne well they come out at four a.m where I live but I don’t even get up until seven a.m and I,don’t have time in the morning anyways lol 😂 the only reason I’m up this early to see this video is because my cat woke me up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vwiked9562]

“He knew how to do a spinny shot”😂😂😂

[@yehoshuagoldstein7392]

You said everything I was thinking 🤣🤣🤣. The commentary adds so much, thank you!

[@furrybear9416]

Man hilarious both clips and commentary 🤣🤣

[@amritpalsingh2715]

3:16 just looking at it hurts

[@56theincredible]

0:21 he left the green dude hanging

[@Markus_Andrew]

"Determined faces always win". So that's where I've been going wrong all this time.

[@franklinlindunda9033]

You really entertaning me during this quarantine, thank you Ozzy.😂

[@USCtrojanFootball1]

1:02 The volleyball is the best one when sheela's go go gadget leg kicks it back in to there own court so her teammate could score the point. Didn't know that would be legal. Is it? I would of never thought to do that.

[@lukekellerman3830]

yeh nah nah yeh

[@SR-ml6mb]

Well, that's not valid actually, cause she went to the opponents

[@FrankyRZK]

It's valid as long as the ball travels outside the antenna on the net and the sheila doesn't touch the opponent's pitch or the net. Since she had her foot outside the white line that's a perfectly legal move.

[@darrellsaunders6089]

@@FrankyRZK actually im pretty sure if the ball lands in The "external space" is that to the side of the net, so this means that the ball cannot be returned to the first team's side of the net OVER the net, but must instead go AROUND it.

[@gillotte]

Actually in volleyball it's legal to use any part of your body to hit the ball.

[@ocorley4646]

I don't like seeing people get hurt, but that broken anckle shit was hilarious😂😂😂

[@promisnwekenta9703]

Keep lying to people.

[@ocorley4646]

@@promisnwekenta9703 who am I lying too?

[@promisnwekenta9703]

@@ocorley4646 people who see your comment, me and of maybe people who interact with you....who knows

[@ocorley4646]

@@promisnwekenta9703 oh

[@chrisstiff4734]

1:53... 😬 determined face! 😬 determined face! 😬 determined face! NEVER underestimate a 😬 determined face!

[@black9726]

1:25 “The goalie celebrates to a crowd of 10 people.” LMFAO 😂😂

[@trunkskoolkid]

No better way to spend my last hour at work before my thanksgiving days off, than when a new Ozzyman video!!

[@trunkskoolkid]

Yup, I spaced it out. Is that all you got?

[@spetsnatzlegion3366]

‘Go go gadget L E G’ my lord, is that even legal?

[@ikebeckman1074]

That last is honestly a champ for taking it with a possibility shock-induced grin

[@lt8865]

The only time when celebrating before victory was classy was in that Who wants to be a Millionaire episode where before answering the final million dollar question, the dude uses his phone a friend life line to phone his dad and say he's about to win one million dollars! Class.

[@freakazoid1070]

That last Runner had me in tears. His jump may not have broken a record but it sure broke something else

[@eangartvapakp6801]

"And what a glorious fuckup by team Pakistan" Made my day.

[@TheDepressedMemeCat]

2:50 Freddie Mercury is proud of you ozzyman XD

[@user-we9qg3dy5n]

The last guy ankles twist made me very sick

[@javonyounger5107]

overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

[@ShifuCareaga]

Or really fast right at the end

[@MisterEviscerator]

Be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

Success so clearly in view...or is it merely a trick of the light?

[@remliqa]

Slowly, gently, this is how a life is taken.

[@rubik7337]

Never thought I would see this references here, nc!

[@NativeVsColonial]

Moral of the story never celebrate too early

[@thebat4763]

You don't say

[@exessex3522]

0:31 The Pakistani batsmen should have made sure the umpire had signalled a 4 before stopping ½-way down the wicket for a chat. Mind you, I've never seen a cricket ball come apart like that, so you can understand why the mistake was made.

[@maiyneboros6693]

That made me laugh. I needed that.

[@bryandelacruz9066]

that last dude has me dying!! 😂😂😂

[@andrewryan5946]

"Determined faces always win" ... i felt that

[@risiateb]

"Quit blocking the finishing line..." lol I love this

[@nicomeier8098]

"Stop blocking the finishline". Priceless!

[@adityyuh]

That pakistani run out got me 😂

[@karimhussein3610]

36-9 vs Aus 🤣🤣

[@lazerwolf2275]

I really like these videos and occurrences, people get a big cranium then try and make themselves seem above all others

[@igloo2158]

That volleyball save was awesome.

[@_BRUVAMAN_]

Bro the guy that who broke his ankle was running for like 13 hours

[@grahamefreestone5309]

In a girl's V-neck shirt as well. Lol.

[@nathenbosher1067]

Is that it? What a pussy

[@phoenix0153]

For those wondering about the volleyball scene, yes a kick IS legal but in this instance the player actually touched the net so they should have lost the point

[@alwaysdisputin9930]

if she was allowed to go the other side of the net then what's to stop someone walking to the other half of the court & receiving a pass & slamming it on the floor?

[@phoenix0153]

@@alwaysdisputin9930 "A player may cross the center line or its out of bounds extension with one or both feet/hands, provided a part of the foot/feet or hand/hands remains on or above the center. Contacting the floor across the center line with any other part of the body is illegal." What she did was legal, but any movement into that area is not, so they actually have your question covered in the rules. It honestly was a very heads up play by her, and extremely well done.

[@aminm7714]

The Australian accent is what makes it 10 times funnier

[@errorcodenumber4042]

This narration is gold

[@michaelrezak1155]

I love how the guy who broke his ankle was just laughing after the fact 😂

[@Axrector]

Because crying is for when you're alone in the shower

[@griffingates9391]

"The goalie celebrates to a crowd of ten peeepall!"

[@Mystipaoniz]

i just couldn't stop watching Shaquille's "haaa". My god that reaction is priceless ^^

[@ManuelNeuerGoat]

You make any boring thing so fun to watch

[@dreamescence]

"You broke your ankle hahaha you broke your ankle trying to do a trick"

[@GooseFlerken]

1:10 volleyball Is that legal?

[@z54964380]

Yeah I was like I know they can reach over a little but like straight up kicking the ball on the other side of the net it's like a little much?

[@CarrionCrow993]

"That's nothing to me ... ah." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best last words ever.

[@gtoyadhatagyab8013]

3:16 I can feel that, been there, and looking at this brings back the pain, lol

[@nathanholes4650]

tbh the last guy seemed like a genuinely good dude, hope his ankle is ok