Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Vol.15)

Here's me commentary on Destination F#%KED! Volume 15.
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Source Videos:
1. Crane vs Plane: • Crane lifts an aeropla...
2. Palanquin Fail: redd.it/ljp6go
3. Roller Skiing (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
4. Bike Trick: fb.watch/3FCGPEm8CX/
5. Modeling (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
6. Skateboarder vs Stairs (ViralHog): • Man Finds Stairs Harde...
7. Pull-ups fail (Jukin): www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/...
8. Tea: / ahmadabdulaziz
9. Yacht Trip: / kkwickks
10. Sanitiser: • A civic official accid...
11. Ice Skating Show Off: www.dumpert.nl/item/8073787_8...
12. Sledding: / mrwhitethunder55
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[@kamael1125]

3 things are certain in this world: 1. Taxes 2. Death 3. Destination fucked.

[@HeadCannonPrime]

often 3 comes before 2 in that order.

[@Jonas_31]

You speak the truth bruh

[@MeisterLeo89]

some companies are laughing at your comment, they don't know the word taxes

[@MrBingogogo]

Death and Taxes are both addresses in Destination Fucked.

[@seethebutter]

LMAO

[@Arkeli5]

That crane driver was like: "My psychic told me I was going to be involved in a plane crash so I cancelled me holidays." A few moments later: ....

[@lannkasihlanggar4016]

Big brain

[@i0i]

How many people were in the cab of that crane? That leapt out pretty quickly and tried to mingle into the crowd.

[@ae5631]

🚀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulcachia6711]

Legendary

[@arslansayed7444]

fkin golden

[@budstermcgreen6360]

Ouch!! The face plant into the gravel looked brutal! Coming from a former skateboard rider myself! I'm thinking missing teeth after that wipe out. ✌️

[@20BMR]

I agree that was harsh as hell made me cringe 😖

[@kirstiecowie2141]

@@20BMR he absolutely ate sh*t! 😰

[@TechWiz717]

Honestly that’s like piss poor awareness and those poles don’t help. I’ve definitely tried to send it on patches like that on my board, fuckin hurts like hell when you fall but no missing teeth cause goddamn you gotta protect the head

[@Ironbishopgaming]

I knew it was coming too.

[@ghostflow6307]

😳😳😳😳😳😳.....I don't even know what to type....Like...Damn...I ain't trying that; that's for sure...

[@ply72rr]

"...doing the speed limit required to enter Destination Fucked." I'm dying...

[@inthejcurve7968]

There was a plane There was a crane There was an employee who begged “Let me explain”

[@brado1057]

The Boss replied "Nah, yea, nah. No way! It's a hell of a drug, cocaine You have shit for brains Next time, jump in front of the train."

[@benblessed9991]

😎👍👍

[@arjunswarrier]

😂

[@storagebox1793]

Thought you were going to say pineapple plane lol Thanks for not saying that lol

[@darthvirgin7157]

the plane fell mainly off the crane

[@DeafeningZap]

In the hand sanitizer guy's defense. That bottle does look like his water bottle.

[@benblessed9991]

When I was paving driveways, drank diesel that was in a mtn dew bottle, by mistake. So relatable👍

[@SF-li9kh]

If I remember correctly, they were sitting to discuss about the Covid response

[@KokoandFooFoo]

Or perhaps he was looking for a new way to get drunk at work?

[@clintraley856]

The woman next to him was not amused.

[@simonh8894]

It would have been hilarious if the second bottle he got handed was sanitizer too 🤣

[@frankcastle5294]

Courtney got freaking hammered. The look on her face just milliseconds before she went under is priceless.

[@blahblah9036]

In that princess clip, you *think* she's the one arriving at destination f**ked. But I'm actuality, those 6 palanquin bearers are gonna get Azula'd the second the video ends.

[@TheJakiller]

Destination F is the only place you can go nowadays without having to self-isolate.

[@ishowhalal]

True lol

[@toddstone6805]

LMAO...That is the damn truth

[@DanHammarstrom]

Go out in a unvaccinated population = Destination Fucked

[@somethingnice8899]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaSuaWNtiZlmhLM

[@macovexmortiz4162]

f*nk*ng absolute bro

[@eroctazo0018]

Did anyone realise in the first clip how the guy from the truck just leaves and tries to blend in to the crowd lmao like 'nah I aint getting blamed for this shit'

[@adamdevree6482]

That’s a man that knows he’s fired and is just going home

[@USBEN.]

The equipment was never enough for that heavy aircraft anyways.

[@somethingnice8899]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaSuaWNtiZlmhLM

[@_egghead]

Its not his fault. The crane bent in half. It cant carry the load

[@handbannana3610]

@@_egghead Crane operators in parts of the world that value human life are responsible for knowing the loads their equipment can handle and the weight of the loads themselves. I submit that the operator should know and refuse to lift if for no other reason than crane failures often end in the operator getting injured or killed. If someone lied to him about the weight of the airplane or the rating of the crane that is one thing but almost anyone with a 5th grade education could have predicted that this operation would end in Destination F.

[@thebigeasy87]

"accidentally" drinking hand sanitizer to stave off withdrawal shakes in a business meeting. We've All been there right? Right?

[@imafraidjumitebeinagang]

Definitely me when i drink hand sanitizer to stave off withdrawal shakes in a business meeting

[@waltervelasquez6926]

Ah…Nope!

[@jordan6174]

Drank hand sanitizer in rehab to help with withdrawals!

[@thebigeasy87]

@@jordan6174 sorry dude, didn't mean to drag up any bad memories.

[@jordan6174]

@@thebigeasy87 lmao it’s all good. 11 months sober. Except weed.

[@AngelaSmith_1970]

1:54 and he wasn’t even sk8tng either…just walking 🤨🤣💥

[@Erin-vu1tt]

The princess falling out was the best! Honestly! She just SAT there and didn't even try to save herself! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

[@KrotowX]

Being VIP in proper circumstances become a death sentence. No kidding.

[@olavofernandes7286]

People carrying her - time to have ease of the big weight 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@KrotowX]

@@olavofernandes7286 Sure. Down with opressors!

[@tiberius6926]

Are you taking a piss? She was clearly trying to make her fall as much less painful that it could had get

[@spoomftheimmortal4960]

@@tiberius6926 i am tea rex and HEEREE I COME TO RUIN THE DAAAAY!

[@comiskey2005]

I start laughing as soon as I hear, “This Sheila...” 😂

[@playloup66]

That first Sheila was soo close to breaking her neck!

[@koihaiavailable]

Me too!! 🤣🤣

[@pr8eeek]

same here

[@pr8eeek]

you know it when its about the sheila its gotta be funny

[@NetiNeti-gm5bz]

Yes Sheilas are funnier because they're often 🗿⁉️

[@deanfielding4411]

This is one of your best videos. LOVE IT! Brought a much needed chuckle to me in these dark times.

[@isaac258]

Ozzy man never fails to cheer me up on a bad day

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

2:56 That dude who drank hand sanitizer is simply trying to make himself immune to coronavirus

[@Trollofjom69]

@@4yush828 no he didn’t he was fine.

[@4yush828]

@@Trollofjom69 really? Read somewhere that he wasn't maybe that was wrong thnx for telling btw

[@SF-li9kh]

When you try to impress the girl by showing how smooth you are 😂

[@saskruffriders8234]

That dude drinking the sanitizer must've been listening to Trump.

[@joaquinpaul8205]

Dude you showing up in Ozzyman videos now?? You truly are everywhere. We should start calling you His Majesty Lord Omnipotent or something

[@aerongray2228]

"You don't need to show off to your wife, she already married you!" 😂

[@billt8504]

Oh man, poor bloke at 3:36 reminds me of a skiing accident I witnessed in Western New York, USA, when I was a kid. I'm just standing there, on a medium slope, when this guy comes skiing down the hill out of control. He face plants, only it wasn't powdery snow... it was ice covered snow. He lifts his head up and his entire face had been shredded, as if someone had taken a cheese grater to his face. I screamed like a girl. Those guys with the big red pluses on their backs came skiing in with a ski stretcher and took him away. Scarred me for life. Thanks for including that reminder in this DF video.

[@jam201984]

love this series and your commentary keep it up :)

[@st4pl35]

"Doing the speed limit required to enter destination facked!" Had me creasing up xD

[@Simpleburger1968]

I honestly thought she was going to fall through the roof !

[@st4pl35]

@@Simpleburger1968 I initially thought the same till she started peddling, at that point I knew she had no idea what she was doing and it was going to be the front wheel dropping, followed closely by her face xD

[@balancedeuphoria7353]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5LMY6GietCDias

[@slyfoxrocks]

Looks like she skipped physics 101 too.

[@samss66]

"When the moment comes, Destination F'ed is unavoidable." golden nugget of wisdom !!

[@balancedeuphoria7353]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5LMY6GietCDias

[@philcorrigan5641]

Run from it. Dread it. Destination fucked still arrives

[@ryanlee2546]

"Ehh smile Courtney!!" Really got me 😆

[@bizz456]

OMG Ozzy has some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a long time!

[@TotallyNotRedneckYall]

"You don't have to show off to your wife, she already married you!" Words to live by.

[@sanmathiraj8938]

True😂

[@Miranox2]

Until she decides you're not fun anymore and divorces you.

[@errolpaul8043]

@@Miranox2 If she does that then she's done you a favor. Those aren't the kind of women you want to be around.

[@Miranox2]

@@errolpaul8043 Sure, but you still have to pay alimony and child support after the divorce. She will also take the kids with her.

[@errolpaul8043]

@@Miranox2 Yes, but "a stitch in time saves nine".

[@CharlieRocRevolution]

That woman's face after the sanitizer drink is epic lol

[@silvergtotwinturbo9984]

Now, every time he has a piss he cleans the toilet.

[@teacher3027]

Yes deserves to be a meme lol

[@perringuest6855]

That plane is fucked

[@Andrew-13579]

It’s a good thing India has her or their whole country would be on the road to destination F…like the US.

[@murubala8962]

@@silvergtotwinturbo9984 tf u mean kid?

[@naughty_karachite]

You literally made these funny videos 100x more funnier by your commentary.

[@yukiannie666]

i like how those men carrying the princess just stood watching their princess on the ground

[@Mr-.Facts.]

0:55 That dude actually face planted in those stones so freaking hard

[@Bondo16007]

His face would definitely be DF'd after that!

[@karldias1415]

Yea that was rough.....

[@fishbone_8934]

1:00 that faceplant is something else

[@4everscifi]

No knee, elbow, or face protection. There was some blood mixed in with that gravel and pavement that day, but that’s how all concrete is mixed in Destination F.

[@desertswimmer]

Worse than the face plant in the snow.

[@cookiehead89142]

That was the best of today. Thank you Ozzy Man!

[@SuccessShared]

Bloody marvellous commentary

[@anandbruh9682]

'Its hard to have hopes when the cups of teas are being sent to destination "FUCKED" - Ozzy man 2021

[@LsOzVision]

T-Shirt

[@parikshit793]

2:18: Man pours tea in the glass River: "Lemme have a sip... thanks"

[@snarkamedes]

No social propriety with rivers. Those bastards scarf the lot.

[@Dre9Mega]

That princess one was so poetic 🤣 nature's way of saying no one should be above another.

[@wombatburrito5896]

Loved the recap

[@mundanestuff]

The sledding accidents at the end are my childhood, and the childhood of everyone who grew up in the snow belts. If you didn't get a face full of snow, or a bent spine from an unexpected jump, you weren't doing it right.

[@creepingjesus5106]

You're supposed to hold onto the bloody sledge, until it snaps in half. That's the proper way!

[@peteluis2849]

Some of my best memories growing up in Canada

[@somethingnice8899]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaSuaWNtiZlmhLM

[@sanSDI]

We only had real snow, not only a little blanket of snow, till i was 7, since then only 1 or 2 days that it snows in november and march and april. But yeah, i know the feeling till today, snow in the face, hurt butts from ice skating and so on, good memories.

[@randylahey7343]

Every ride on my crazy carpet landed me in DF, lol, loved it

[@rajanbhateja6844]

That was heartbreaking when the guy pours a cup of tea and it sinks in the river

[@wazza9089]

In Australia it would be heartbreaking if that was a beer, difference between cultures right there

[@robvegas9354]

the optimistic side of me holds out hope that he got his cup back....

[@sherparoyale]

I’d just be happy that I didn’t go with it

[@frankcastle1216]

Really really love the montage recap at the end! 🤣🤣

[@Fern-gk3so]

The hand sanitiser got me laughing! The rest is also funny! Oml

[@Mordorer]

0:55 to everyone who says “wear a helmet.” Did nothing for the poor chap.

[@Erriku84]

I bet his forehead hasn’t got a mark on it.

[@ericduminil]

I ride downhill skateboarding, and I use a full-face, motorbike helmet. I've really needed it only twice. Once, some weird asphalt basically just stopped my board at once while I was riding at 50km/h and I flew chin first to the ground. I'm really glad I was wearing this helmet.

[@danielvousden565]

You didn't know? Eating rocks is the new fad, baby. This guys a trend setter 👏

[@DWish808]

The skier... they call him Fruity Pebbles now because of the rocks he has for teeth.

[@sebastianmuswere2700]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HotwheelsBoys]

Brilliant 🤣😂🤣😂👍

[@amalgeevarghese6867]

Funnier than the video😂

[@jyothsnak3679]

😂😂😂😂

[@jeramiet154]

You know that shit hurt

[@sweeneytodd011]

I'm from the UK so watching that tea being drowned was especially traumatising.

[@640down]

You are the highlight of my day watching AND listening to your comments.Well done👍👍😎 Keep them coming👍

[@Markus_Andrew]

0:33 Actually, this is the venerable and sacred ritual of "Princess Tossing", which few Westerners ever get to see.

[@firefox6285]

not what came up when I googles 'princess, tossing'

[@Vahn-xc1gc]

This is Taiwan? Hong Kong? Singapore? Nope, this kind of thing only happen in China. They are the only Chinese joker.

[@jeffreymedeiros6253]

@@firefox6285 - just woke my wife up laughing at this comment. A+ my friend.

[@mhqa_]

@@Vahn-xc1gc I think the only thing your parents taught you is Racism

[@makikaki15]

" It's hard to have hopes when cups of teas are being sent to destination f*cked!" Ozzy Man 2021 XDXD

[@stopcheatingconsumers9779]

Thank you for making me laugh this week. 😂

[@AmirHosseinHonardust]

Your commentary is a thing of beauty :)))

[@scottbunn1222]

DESTINATION FUCT! my all time favorite you tube shizznits thank you OZZY Man you got me chillen like...YEAH NAH! 😂

[@MrRedx83]

Fuck yes mate, FUCK YES! "We can bounce back from this!" Later filed Bankruptcy.

[@somethingnice8899]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaSuaWNtiZlmhLM

[@StupiderWithAB]

I just made a video that is funny. At least it is to my small youtube community. Give me a chance 😀😀🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@hijonathan]

Marry someone who's got as much faith in you as those blokes had in that crane's ability to keep its structural integrity while lifting a plane.

[@EpicBunty]

you marry someone who is funny pls

[@paulcook7426]

The "tea break" was bizarrely, ridiculously funny.

[@sideoftruth]

"Most predictable video on KZbin" Hahahaha.. Love you ozy

[@ilkoallexandroff]

They should sign the independence of Destination F Republic!

[@MrGrofonja]

Yup state with fastest growing population

[@djvasforever]

Well, they tried, but were sent to destination F and we never heard back

[@Archer89201]

Just make sure it doesn't have oil

[@soss0268]

Legend has it destination fucked been invading another sovereign states and absolving then since the time of the first state ever and still counting.... counties send themselves to destination fucked 😂

[@jurre2802]

Nah mate make it a country i’ll live in it

[@notsure1277]

Winner: skater who lands in the gravel face-first.

[@victoriaphelan3390]

Jesus Christ that looked painful

[@koff41]

Sweden ;)

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

I felt his pain! 😖🤕 I'll bet he landed on his nose.

[@badlandskid]

Tricycle landing gear ftw! Nose and two elbows

[@MikeyLovesLife]

Really good ones in this edition!

[@nosferatu8293]

BEST channel on KZbin !!! thank you OZZY MAN.

[@tobyjeff4782]

This is the best series on KZbin

[@alainashford9188]

As a Brit, the ruined cup of tea was especially offensive.

[@skarekrow2893]

so was stealing a loaf of bread in your country 200 yrs ago

[@King_Barney]

@@skarekrow2893 🤔

[@englishbob5106]

His narrative is offensive 😡

[@Fede0779]

The stupidty shown on the video indeed is offensive

[@smolglitch]

What are these replies-

[@jodyterblanche308]

That princess one was the best!! 😂🤣👑

[@lyllithmorgan5244]

Can't wait for Vol 16!

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

The speed limit required to enter destination facked isn't very high is it?

[@kushkiller7108]

Oddly enough it can be 0 mph/kph lol

[@KevHCloud]

every speed is the required speed!

[@somethingnice8899]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaSuaWNtiZlmhLM

[@aayusharora2459]

Depends

[@sultankuto8724]

An unfinished footpath is a whole other level of evil 😂😂😂😂

[@Mortthemoose]

As an ex-cyclist.....I really FELT that one!!! Lol

[@89426]

They both arrived!

[@SMHman666]

@@Mortthemoose That face plant !!!

[@mikespearwood3914]

"That's fucked!"

[@KJ-vp5fn]

Gravel was delicious 🤣

[@We_Are_All_Vultures]

The pretentious guy doing the pull up on the beach was hilarious

[@89426]

Adonis became Icarus!🤣

[@chrisdaniels3929]

@@89426 Narcissus became Dufus

[@ph1lthyvision]

Saw this late and it made my monday! Cheers mate! Ill see you in destination F👍🏻👍🏻

[@sixstringedthing]

"Are you sure we shouldn't go and get the big crane?" "Yeah nah, she'll be right mate".

[@bubeable]

Its always India with those construction fails XD , remember when they wanted to get the excavator on the boat? :P

[@mikeh2006]

@@bubeable yea it does always seem to be. I don't think they have any health and safety laws and if they do, they don't pay it any attention.

[@KrotowX]

Neverending hope to lift things heavier than crane they are using. Characteristic to any banana republic.

[@Fede0779]

Lol

[@sixstringedthing]

Guys, you've gotta remember that India (and the rest of the South Asian subcontinent) is a bloody big place, most of it is rural/semi-rural, and much of it lacks a lot of the infrastructure and business investment that we take for granted in fully developed countries. Whenever you see a bunch of dudes enthusiastically making a mess of things, there's a very good chance that the badly overloaded crane/excavator/big truck is the only working one in the village and all the villages around it. The cost/time to bring one in from the nearest city makes it impossible. So if you need to lift a plane or get a digger to a site on the other side of that river, you just have to make do with what you have. Of course, it never helps if the Chief Fuckwit-In-Charge has no idea what he's doing... :)

[@guwu4479]

If I don’t stop watching these video instead of homework, I too will be in Destination F..

[@fuhrerpolizei86]

One of the best series yet!

[@iainengle-roe2861]

Best series on yt

[@87apizzi]

Ozzy you're my hero dude thanks for helping with my anxiety and depression the last couple years bud, cheers!

[@alyxmelanson1048]

Word Ozzy saved my ass with his commentaries

[@somethingnice8899]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaSuaWNtiZlmhLM

[@benblessed9991]

@@alyxmelanson1048 good feels 👍👍

[@MrStredders]

For real the only thing that can interrupt my mindfulness practice is a trip to destination fucked.

[@kevinsargent]

I just want the prince's falling on loop for 10 minutes

[@peymany.a5071]

love these series awesome

[@rohan6579]

and successfully completed watching the whole series of destination F again!

[@cjspillmann5576]

The guy jumping off the boat is going to need a mid-strength beer and a Panadol

[@susanmaggiora4800]

Yeah, you could tell that one hurt & he was just trying to play it off in front of the girls🤣🤣

[@randomheadful7190]

I gotta admit, my liver hurt in sympathy with the guy.

[@jurrekieboom2208]

2021: Indian engineers have discovered how to fly a plane with zero emissions....

[@Jarvisdell]

and managed to crash it all the same.

[@olavofernandes7286]

Not a engineer lol just a dumb construror worker

[@jmatt4life]

Destination F always is a JOY to watch!!!

[@zarakikenpachi1773]

When life gives you lemons, take a trip to Destination F'ed.

[@kardiaclark8111]

"Yeelp, I'll have a cold glass of worries with a shot of ouchies aand a large serving of regret please." 😂 😂

[@MrEiht]

For a short moment the plane was singing "I believe I can fly..."

[@kennethgrzegorzewski753]

You r awesome dude! Thanks for the laughs!

[@beerbrewer7372]

Another great video!

[@bennysnickers7886]

A faceplant where your heels nearly touch your head is a good one.

[@chriskathol]

We call that a scorpion!

[@King_Barney]

@@chriskathol I was about to say the same thing lol

[@user-qw4ud5cj6j]

Yep the ol scorpion shout out to Rob Dyrdek

[@OkamiToge]

The people that got sent to Destination F'd make me feel ok about having a ok laid back life 90% of the time.

[@benblessed9991]

To the 10%'s, cheers🍻

[@garyk1334]

This was a solid hoot 🤣 Cheers ozzy

[@himynamelscolin]

3:28 that LAUGH tho 😂😂😂😂 that child will never let him forget that moment

[@anthonyagureyev307]

Ozzy as always curing depression. Thanks for the laughs mate.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

I dunno, the sledding one at the end was me throughout childhood...waiting breathlessly to hit that bump and go airborne! Good times 🌬❄☃️🌨

[@benblessed9991]

Same

[@donaldslater6193]

I thought that I was going to lose it when the tea went into the sea 🤣😂

[@medula]

Destination Fucked is the greatest phrased ever coined in my lifetime.

[@Sevro_Au_Barca]

“I’ll have a cold glass of worries with a shot of ouchies and a large serving of regrets please”

[@truenorth4253]

‘I wonder if I’m a Disney Princess?” Moments later ‘No I am not”

[@Patrick-ln8qr]

The Destination F series is some of the best stuff on KZbin. Always good for a laugh.

[@chillout5164]

One of the best ones!

[@mohit9374]

0:45 Me: this actually looks pretty fun, maybe I'll try it (remembers what series this is) Nevermind

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

There are no tea breaks in destination facked

[@michaelcox4354]

This is the only thing that made me feel better today lol cheers and keep then coming

[@rooneye]

the compliation at the end is brilliant never seen anyone do that

[@grennbalze]

“When you do what you did, you get what you got.” Unknown

[@benblessed9991]

The wise one has spoken

[@oriricha]

underestimated comment

[@ThiefOfNavarre]

Pretty sure its a Henry Ford quote

[@krishnanjaww7183]

When you comment what you want, you see what you commented

[@ApothecaryTerry]

As a British person, we need to invade wherever that tea thing happened.

[@fortyfour1654]

India?

[@josequins9099]

You probably already have at some point.

[@harvuk7729]

sorry bro but we already did that and had them make the t-shirt

[@ApothecaryTerry]

@@harvuk7729 Pfft invading something already hasn't stopped us from doing it again in the past, we can have another go! ☺

[@matthewmartin5763]

@@ApothecaryTerry Especially if tea is involved.

[@mikeg3439]

Watching this, I wondered why I am not judgmental. Then I realized the only reason my own destination f'd moments are not documented on the internet, is I'm old enough that videoing things wasn't common then. Good stuff, love it.

[@Angela-bc2ul]

Omg this never gets old🤣🤣♥️

[@markwilliams7191]

Helo beautiful, can we be friends here. I have viewed your profile, can we be friends here. Do you have WhatsApp?