P90.

[@elgatogrande2216]

Belgians: "The 5.7mm ammo is meant to more closely mimic the stopping power, penetrative capabilities, and range offered by assault rifles." Video Games: Lets give it shit range and low damage.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

It’s a balance thing. Would you rather they slash the clip size?

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Pretzelbomb that one TF2 rip-off did that with the P90

[@andyfamboi_6248]

Tangerine Paint which one?

[@tangerinepaint3643]

AndyFamboi _ Final Combat, it was a Striker Primary

[@anionleader]

Payday 2 would like to have a word. The pistol hits so much harder than the SMG.

[@militaryequipmentreviews5650]

His voice sounds like an SAS trying to explain what this guns do to a new guy in the armory

[@niccatipay]

Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.

[@manio_e]

niccatipay nice, your fruit killing skills are remarkable!

[@AlphaClip2005]

What the hell kind of name is Soap?

[@tex4346]

@@AlphaClip2005 what the hell kind of a name is alpha... wait a minute.

[@engineergaming5989]

How'd a muppet like you pass selection, eh?

[@m-9648]

"The MP7 and The P90... Designed to defeat armour" CS:GO: imma pretend i didn't hear that

[@lordfarquaadgaming9316]

Mr Maico kinda like how the m4 doesn’t one shot in head but 5.7 will

[@m-9648]

@@lordfarquaadgaming9316 yea... and some guns don't kill even with armor... LIKE MY NIBBA GABE WTF

[@Mackr0]

MP7 "automatic glock"

[@D_S69]

@@lordfarquaadgaming9316 its something u call DUMB FUCKING CS GO LOGIC.

[@firefox5529]

I love the p90 its just magnificent

[@dragonstormer115]

Lmao, this is just the FAL 's story but with PDW's person: "Look at this cutting-edge well-designed weapon, that meets all our requirements" influential country: "This gun is indeed very neet . In what part of our country do we produce this firearm ?" person: " well it's actually made in Bel..." influential country: "OH HELL NO"

[@Vulgarth1]

It's a little more like, Influential Country: This gun is very well made - but we came up with this. What do you mean, it's not as good?

[@torgranael]

*Germany points to P90:* This is brilliant. *Germany points to MP7:* But I like this.

[@davitdavid7165]

@@torgranael the lower caliber makes it have less kick. The ergos make the p90 hard to train peaple with and less accurate unless held by a pro. The p90 is also bigger than a folded mp7. It also supports accessories worse. It is also probably lighter,with less,lower caliber rounds in the mag and without added components to make the form factor work. The mags of the p90 are also funky,slow to reload and hard to carry,with specific gear to hold it. Gun design has basicly no right and wrong choices,only comprimises.

[@a-drewg1716]

@@davitdavid7165 also don't forget it is a fucking bullpup

[@davitdavid7165]

@@a-drewg1716 technicly,the mp7 mag and action are behind the trigger,so it can be classified as a bullpup. Also,i mentioned the size and folding related things already.

[@martinator9480]

You mean an Automatic, Armor piercing, No kicking, 50 round, Ambidexterous, Sight integrated, Compact SMG?

[@teutoncross3817]

Video Games: it’s a peashooter

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

@@teutoncross3817 tell that to the people who get shot by it

[@Concodroid]

@@teutoncross3817 it isn't that accurate

[@yoboikamil525]

*yes.*

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

Concodroid not at long range, but it is certainly more than accurate enough for the CQC it was intended for

[@grean_beans2512]

This dude could talk about a paper clip and make it sound dangerous.

[@jacobcronk1844]

heck yeah

[@Jagr-eg5nw]

Made out of stainless steel to increase durability whilst also be malleable a weapon to surpass metal gear

[@aroraptor7550]

joe secondjoe Read that in his voice lol

[@johnyonghwang6112]

Aro Raptor same

[@theodorebear6714]

"Used in elementary to corporate offices, the paperclip has seen global use. First invented by people looking to have a convenient way to hold documents together..." ...God DAMN. What a dangerous piece of metal.

[@whoareyou1034]

People: "America is stupid for trying to shut down other countries' weapons for NATO." *Germany sweats profusely*

[@bandit5747]

Germany when they do something bad: we sleep America when they do something bad: *knocks down door*

[@ymj4256]

I mean if they aren't the best at making gun what are they

[@firehunterz2311]

@@bandit5747 Doubt that, Americans always live it down with Third Reich jokes.

[@bandit5747]

@@firehunterz2311 I mean nobody critizes the Holocaust anymore or the Wehrmacht in Barbarossa but they critize the bombs. To be honest, people who say that already hate the US and are finding more ways to critiize it, like the M14. I can name warcrimes that were as immoral as the US's but aren't as critized in the comments such as the bombings of Dresden.

[@pengstirbkuchen5987]

@@bandit5747 Have you ever visited history lass

[@Sanguinary797]

P90 in other games: can barely kill a man without dumping the whole mag. P90 in scp containment breach: doesn’t give a fuck what kind of armor your wearing.

[@Uniformtree000]

Yee containment breach high lights how powerful it actually is. Lol

[@gslol6659]

Mw2 exists

[@franzpattison]

What about the armour you're wearing?

[@harryblaney8571]

P90 to the D-Class: DEATH

[@Zephyr01]

i actually loved scp's use of the P90. im glad they actually chose a weapon that makes sense for the unit instead of some big ass rifle that would suck to use in close quarters like site 18.

[@toquette_]

"however, the Germans vetoed it's adoption." - P90 vs MP7 that line still irks me 'til this day

[@Tedris4]

HK also gave up on the UCP, the pistol chambered in 4.6mm, in 2009 because the round didn't provide the necessary ballistics from a pistol - meaning they also gave up on the 4.6mm project altogether, really. They should just rechamber the MP7 for 5.7mm and move on with the veto, especially since use of the 5.7mm cartridge is growing currently. 4.6mm will only be necessary for those that already ought the MP7.

[@Spore9996]

I adore the MP7, but it does need a rechambering for a stronger round

[@m0rkmuzzl]

@@Tedris4 I don’t think an MP7 would be able to chamber the 5.7x28 cartridge. The 4.6x30mm looks more like a squat 9mm cartridge, while the 5.7x28mm looks more like a miniature 5.56. It would need major retooling and would make it look pretty weird.

[@skrillah6259]

Just because it wasn't German the people making the decisions in Germany were salty.

[@mattwalters6834]

From what I’ve seen, 20 years later, NATO adopted the 5.7mm cartridge in February or march of 2021.

[@intolerances686]

Military: Are you a rifle? P90: Well yes, but actually no.

[@fix0the0spade]

P90: I am not but I am and also I pretend to be a LMG.

[@ffunnyniger8899]

@@fix0the0spade eNGriSh 10/10

[@volfie-music4372]

Ze bes enlis

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

The p90 is just a gender fluid smg/lmg/rifle

[@hudson1847]

Ah hello brother

[@OlaftheGreat]

2017: "Iconic Arms will return." 2019.....

[@mindshuffler3332]

....The MP40.

[@OlaftheGreat]

@@mindshuffler3332 about damn time

[@gregthemtbrider9172]

The fucking Five seveN

[@OlaftheGreat]

@@XenSlayer-Foregone I saw it. It was really quite a coincidence how quickly he uploaded a new video after this comment.

[@lukaavaliani9294]

*the MP40 literally dying of laughter in the distance*

[@Sta_cotto]

So NATO could've universally adopted one of the coolest guns ever designed if Germany didn't throw a hissy fit and admit the Belgians did it better.

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Yeah pretty much

[@StealthOMato]

Well at least when we have a "Hissy Fit" we don't Start a war or Bomb someone

[@gorftollisorn7117]

@@StealthOMato Explain ww2 then.

[@gorftollisorn7117]

@@StealthOMato But it was german and i agree that vietnam wasnt our business. But iraq and stuff is because 2000+ people died of a terrorist attack. 9/11.

[@Systemicglee___]

Guys the war has ended years ago plzz don't start again

[@DrunkMelon]

9:54 Rushing B in Dust 2 with a P90 *I see you're a man of culture too*

[@kurotrash4940]

Ye yee

[@potatto8534]

Ye yee

[@NukeRadius]

Ye yee

[@richval]

Ye yee

[@raglborsa3ydy]

Ye yee

[@luisitolerma5554]

I swear this guy could talk about a blade of grass and still make it interesting

[@fil2337]

Luis Lerma ikr

[@nxone9903]

you mean adventure time one's ? :D

[@brertt8350]

Look up qynchou

[@loosepickle2917]

666 = evil grass

[@primepikachu5]

MORE GRASS

[@Avetarx]

Can't get enough of these sick vector graphics and transitions.

[@sir.barnaby6328]

Truly remarkable piece of art.

[@LEGIONCABAL]

Ikr, thats the reason why i watch this

[@noytagaming]

How are they created? I've always been interested

[@kalazakan]

noytagaming Stuart gets a picture of anything, slaps it in Adobe Illustrator and pen tool/traces the silhouette of the object. The transitions are quite simple. Get a picture of text with an outline and no fill and a picture of text with fill and you make a wipe transition in Sony Vegas.

[@t850terminator]

Can't wait for Ahoy to do a video on vector graphics. :)

[@atrophine_]

P90: could kill an army in the hands of a child P90 in literally any video game: shoots the peas you had for dinner last night

[@quack1119]

Assault rifle: Skra Skra, Tra! Boom Boom. Clap Clap Enemy: Dead

[@quack1119]

Takes Time To Shoot also low rounds also less compact

[@xeraphyx7903]

That's accurate. The peas I had for dinner last night was so hard you could probably load it in a musket with some gunpowder, shoot it, and it probably would've penetrated 1.5mm layers of titanium, 20 layers of kevlar at a range of 150 meters and became the standard NATO PDW cartridge.

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

​@@xeraphyx7903Did you freeze your peas for 5 years?

[@hydromancer4916]

Usually it's just a case of balancing in video games. A weapon with a super high ROF usually needs to do less damage per shot otherwise it would be OP.

[@aroraptor7550]

The croissant, a compact deliciously lethal piece of water infused wheat and butter that makes it great for operations. A french weapon but it has been adopted by tons of countries and comes in games from time to time. Never underestimate this Frenchman’s gun.

[@러시아를좋아하는의대]

I believe that statement is gonna sound downright impressive if said in ahoy's voice.

[@AussieLiam93]

Didn't the French invent parley? (White flag surrender).

[@thesepretzelssuckass247]

Liam93 and parkour, the most efficient way to run and escape

[@markam7831]

*YUM*

[@ijent3819]

Oui oui baguette

[@Thomas-kc5oj]

man those Belgians sure do know how to make their waffles and guns

[@coppurt]

deine mutter The hypocritical part is that the average Belgian is very anti-gun, yet our country is a major arms exporter (both to credible nations and questionable regimes...)

[@whateverone7358]

@@movzfast The hypocritical part is that this is simply common practice in the whole 'developed' west.

[@ziqqerlad]

Mmmmm. Waffles in one hand, Five-seveN in the other

[@stancanadmapleleaf]

AND FRIES plus chocolate and beer

[@justinl2009]

@@movzfast "Yo, can I have one" "Sure" *bang* "Oh you mean the waffle"

[@Lux-yc9lc]

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all his videos like 10x each, yet I still come back to watch one again every now and then. No creator that I’ve seen so far has been able to top how comprehensive, entertaining, fascinating, and beautiful these videos are, paired with the sexy narration, it’s pure eye candy.

[@redwolf1015]

Same here sir. I've marathoned his videos so many times. I can't get enough of them.

[@kawii9793]

Guilty😂

[@TheEmptyAutumn]

Eye Candy *and* Ear Candy. ^-^

[@majidamiri8495]

LEMMiNO. you're welcome.

[@jakeeeGST]

Majid Amiri GOD DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME

[@meatballg8655]

The P90 is an historical anomaly. It’s a weapon using a bizarre and unique system of feeding ammunition, while meeting unrealistic goals in the design specifications, that was actually incredibly successful

[@granmastersword]

​@@Maximus20778it was successful in satisfying the design specification while also being an effective and functional firearm. The goal of it being adopted as NATO's standard PDW and being massively widespread is a different story

[@TransistorBased]

What's most amazing is that it's incredibly simple from a mechanical standpoint. If H&K needed to make a compact rifle with a perpendicular 50-rd magazine they'd probably draw from the G11 and it would be a mechanical headache

[@govinlock8568]

​@@TransistorBasedAs usual, German Engineering. Make anything that should be simple become more complex than usual.

[@ayelmao1224]

@@govinlock8568Occam’s razor states the simplest solution to a problem is the best. German engineering is the antithesis of that philosophy

[@Nitreon0978]

Meanwhile in CS:GO Five-seveN: Able to one-shot kill opponents wearing helmets P90, from the same company and fires the same caliber: "99 damage in 99 hits"

[@PlushMax_old]

Nitreon I'd rather a meme of 99 in 99 than the 98 in 4 that is the M4

[@d0diXz]

@@PlushMax_old *99 in 5

[@rieswandaridho]

"99 damage in 99 hits" i thought it was pp bizon

[@James-xo4ph]

rieswanda ridho glock

[@pieegee8532]

99 in 99 hits is the glock in a nutshell

[@beanlord4347]

"If you wanted the best, you bought German." One of my favorite lines.

[@lane250lk]

German engineering is the best in the world!

[@beeboo5433]

@@lane250lk ya mean best in ZAWARUDO TOKI WO TOMAREEE

[@Moritz-fv3jm]

That makes me proud for my country.

[@endermax195]

BRRRAKA MONOGA!

[@KevinbelUAPBelgium]

Mp5 is german not this one

[@ketchenmicah3487]

"If you wanted the best, you bought German." Belgium: Wanna bet?

[@dustojnikhummer]

Czechs: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@Ze_N00B]

There's a reason "made i germany" is the highest held seal of quality in the world. It's simple: "GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"

[@Dinitroflurbenzol]

@@Ze_N00B ja, und auch wieder nein. Die Qualitätskontrolle spielt da eine noch größere Rolle :P

[@WOSHIYEBO]

Belgium：“hold my beer.”

[@dc5050]

@@Ze_N00B jojo reference 😉

[@TMHonfire102]

I wish Ahoy would make videos like this again,

[@hennkins3236]

He does

[@panzerkamf1237]

he does, but it takes about a year for one to pop up

[@twigchad6841]

Wtf

[@ambakacharya6165]

Flamethrower is next

[@taxidermypolarbear1724]

Still waiting for a makarov episode

[@dominatorandwhocaresanyway9617]

I like that one scene from SG where they give rebels weapon crates full of P90, and the rebels apologize and ask what are those because they are used to spearguns. They setup a shooting range, a guy with polearm shoots three times, misses once, does slight burning damage to the taget. Then Carter takes her p-90 and proceeds to cut the target in half

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

easily one of my favorite scenes in the series.

[@Xyler94]

"This, is a weapon of war. Designed to kill people" - Jack

[@DeaconPain]

Watching that ep of Stargate right now and had to look up more about the P90 after that scene, now I found this comment

[@nataliemorett1911]

What show is it called my brain is small brain

[@erinfinn2273]

​@@nataliemorett1911Stargate: SG-1

[@goreobsessed2308]

me and my dad loved Stargate sg1 my uncle once had a rant about how unrealistic the "rifle" was they were using and we laughed at em and was like eh it's just a sci-fi mp5 get over it. then a few months later we learned it was real and my dad went out and purchased one still a favorite of my gun collection.

[@wardog0086]

Well now I'm jealous lol. I've got an airsoft version, but we can't get the civilian version here in New Zealand. The ergonomics are definitely funky as hell, but it's grown on me.

[@steimystein4368]

I recently built a 10/22 PS90, conversion kit. I love the ergos of the bullpup configuration. Compared to the stock 10/22 (hell, even my AR9), it's extremely comfortable to shoot.

[@honkhonk8009]

@@wardog0086 Honestly its deadass the only reason I like america. They atleast let you enjoy hobbies no matter how dangerous they are. Compared to other countries which woudl litter and destroy hobbies with stupid regulations and beurcarcy

[@ablationer]

Yeah although one part that was pretty unrealistic was when SG1 tries to convince the Jaffa that human weapons are not to be underestimated. Carter just casually saws a tree trunk in half with one mag of her P90, then snipes a thick rope clean off with a single bullet. Good scene overall, but pretty laughable.

[@poodlescone9700]

I got a chance to fire a P90 in Las Vegas at Battlefield indoor range a few years ago. It was the most stable and comfortable gun I have ever shot. The P90 ergonomics are top notch.

[@VanessaMagick]

If the FN FAL is the Right Arm of the Free World, then the P90 is the Right Arm of the B Bombsite.

[@Felix-ve9hs]

the P90 is perfect for T rush

[@orangypteco8858]

Vanessa Magick you mean the M16

[@fallout1953]

*Rush B*

[@Unisylvekitty]

i dont rush b...i o ly go A

[@noaolsen5959]

+Orangy Pteco no no, he does mean the FN FAL

[@paintywig1159]

"The P90 defeated the MP5" Rainbow: That sign can't stop me because I can't read!

[@survivorofthecurse717]

Don't forget literally any CoD game. Especially MW. Anything not 5.56 or 9mm is almost always low to mid. Maybe a 7.62 might stand a chance. Might

[@dude160]

The P90 - Future vision, exotic calibre, kingslayer *I just love your voice*

[@not_herobrine3752]

This guy could talk about about anything and make it dangerous.

[@silentxslayer2963]

@@not_herobrine3752 if this was made as an actual comment soon after this came out it prolly woulda been top comment

[@ahmadghoits900]

I was reading this and then the guy said it :|

[@davidallendominden4948]

@@not_herobrine3752 the ceramic mug, made of ceramic to allow a sharp puncture in the body if shattered and hard enough for a blunt hit in the body.

[@PrimetimeNut]

Cringe

[@aaasubs]

That man can tell me about how toilets are made, and I'd still watch it!

[@SlicedBread2014]

Andrey Anisimov you know I've watched a video once about soda cans once. It was about 15 min and I watched the whole thing. Don't even know why.

[@MarkZetsu]

Iconic Toilets, make it happen

[@Invictus901]

Because a solid understanding of good engineering surpasses all traditional bounds of entertainment? It's why How It's Made was so incredibly popular, despite mostly just being video footage of production lines.

[@deltazero3796]

Andrey Anisimov agree

[@nir61202]

The "the engineer guy"'s video?

[@goosey1561]

"The P90 has found more favors, than haters." *shows footage of R6S*

[@judebiswas6665]

Mp5 may be better in siege but its one of the ugliest fuckin guns in the game

[@archfxt3619]

@@judebiswas6665 wait what ?

[@GasGunsGod]

Yea p90 needs a buff no 1 uses it

[@judebiswas6665]

@@archfxt3619 its an ugly gun with sights on especialy acog

[@archfxt3619]

@@judebiswas6665 " *Its not pretty , but a gun doesnt have to look good when the last thing most see is a 9mm to the head* "

[@alephcake]

"NOO you cant just cram 50 small bullets into one magazine!" "Haha P90 go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

[@NapalmStrike802]

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@standoff2shitter199]

Nah, p90 go: *BULLETS FUCKING ROARING*

[@mrfootfxtish9430]

Standoff 2 Shitter You got it wrong, the Vector does that. P90 goes PRRRRTATATRRRRRRATATARRRR

[@yesthisismyname9977]

Haha A10 warthog go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@PelemusMcSoy]

_How about I do anyway?_

[@doberman-xq5jt]

However, the Germans... vetoed it's adoption *aww, is someone a bit salty?*

[@Firan25]

that's what I was thinking lol.

[@normtrooper4392]

@@Firan25 NATO's history is littered with cases of countries who can't standardise because of vetos. It's quite funny

[@justnoob8141]

First, FAL and G3. Then, P90 and MP7.

[@-Timur1214]

Because the MP7 looks cooler and more right. The P90 is a fucking wood log

[@PurpleColonel]

@@-Timur1214 But it's better.

[@Razgriz_01]

"We need a gun used by a sci-fi police force" p90: "Say no more"

[@callumclarke9384]

Please come back, this was my favourite series. I imagine many others share these feelings. WE MISS YOU AHOY

[@vnthang7331]

Is the same here. We need more of this series.

[@callumclarke9384]

Lonely Gamer VN it's been too long

[@vnthang7331]

Agree. It been like 8 month or something. I can't remember how long but I'm sure is about 8 month or so. I'm Vietnamese by the way. Edit: I recheck it. It been a year since the last episode of iconic arms and omfg it been wayyyyyy too long.

[@callumclarke9384]

Lonely Gamer VN can't believe that. Definitely my favourite KZbin series! Australian!

[@vnthang7331]

This series is one of my favorite youtube series that I know of. Just behind Game Theory and Film Theory. Edit: First time "talking" to an Australian. That is pretty awesome.

[@Maniac742]

The PS90 has seen commercial success here in the states. It's compact, ideal for indoors, which makes it more than applicable for home defense, and the rounds are designed to destabilize after striking mediums like dry wall to cut down on over penetration, so your neighbors don't become part of your gun fight.

[@wades623]

too bad the nfa exists and unless you want a $200 extra hassle and an average 10 moth wait then you get the ps atrocity

[@rejvaik00]

Maybe in a semi auto configuration sure but full auto? Nope. Federal assault weapons ban of 1994 put a stop to that Only full auto firearms that predate the ban can be sold/owned making it a very small market with full auto weapons going for over 10,000$ Basically of you want a modern day full auto firearm you need to get a semi auto firearm and then configure it yourself to full auto But once you do so it's illegal on the federal level so you better keep that full auto out on the country back road where the eyes of the law aren't looking

[@icannon6611]

​@rejvaik3473 Take a guess what the S, in ps90 stands for

[@kylejohnsbury1874]

Nah, let's drag my neighbor into this, I wanna hear a garand going off as we deliver overwhelming fire on the unluckiest s.o.b. on God's green earth

[@a6am3mn0n]

What the hell kinda “home defense” requires a 50 round SMG? You expecting the entire 101st Airborne to be kicking down your door? You’re still going to lose.

[@BEEEELEEEE]

Fun fact: the fully upgraded Hero Shot used in Splatoon’s campaign is literally just a neon yellow P90 that shoots paint.

[@krystalrodriguez5232]

Holy sh*t you’re right

[@theguywithnoname6962]

i was actually quite suprised when i first saw it

[@humanperson9443]

Yeah

[@adidu7907]

p90,Five-seveN? This sounds like a PUSH DON’T STOP.

[@Gary-Eng]

This comment is owned by Russia.

[@kompo5997]

Tec-9 Dont stop moving.

[@shubhamsonsurkar3782]

@@kompo5997 after the update you can't run and gun with Tec-9

[@imgaylolxd8053]

@@shubhamsonsurkar3782 its a run and gun pocket sniper after the update you just cant spam it

[@Kriegter]

AK12, Sixty-ninE

[@KilIimanjar0]

P90: *Exists* MP5: *Heavy Breathing*

[@D_S69]

mini ladd reference HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@palaiologos4441]

Goa'uld: *Sweating*

[@themanwithnoplan9707]

MP5 or MP7?

[@KayoMichiels]

*nervously breathing*

[@theblandcharlie822]

@@je1i mp5, it was the original smg

[@saabaton169]

P90 Vs MP7 trials - P90 is the better weapon Warzone developers: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that"

[@KoishiVibin]

@TechedThrower66 ... ironically realistic.

[@freezy2755]

The p90 is great in warzone but nobody uses it

[@saabaton169]

@@freezy2755 I've done a lot of trialling with the p90, it's ttk is way too slow to be competitive against smgs up close, and it's got almost the worst range of the smgs so even the scar is better at range, they've just cocked up the p90 completely, made it crap because it's got a 50 round magazine

[@freezy2755]

@@saabaton169 Have you tried the forge tac retribution barrel? it increases velocity by 200% so it has a faster velocity than a lot of the ars and it increases range a lot so you could use it as an ar if you wanted to. If you haven't in your trials it's worth a try

[@saabaton169]

@@freezy2755 that was all I was using, it's decent in multiplayer, but an enemy you're shooting at can literally sit down and have a beer before running out of sight before you've emptied your 50 rounds to kill him, damage is just too low on the p90 which is annoying as warzone is all about body armor and the p90 is designed for it and beat the mp7, which is a better gun anyway that u can then put a 60 round mag on and it makes the p90 pointless anyway, so we're stuck with a game where 80% of guns are not competitive, and we have duplicates like two 1911's and two rpgs for literally no reason

[@Mr_Wholegrain]

Ahoy: *Explains the history of the weapon as well as the power and other feats it provides* Me: *When I use it in games* looks very cool and makes the good pewpewz hehe

[@yellowasianman]

This does stuff and you need to reload from time to time. Ok im done here

[@outsidercain3038]

@@yellowasianman me killz the baddies

[@ZR3009]

Ah you know how the old me said the same thing

[@yellowasianman]

@@outsidercain3038 so the game is telling me get ammo and shoot at people. Seems easy enough

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

But games all ways make a p90 usless

[@jackhealy3328]

10:10 Did... did Ahoy just call out P90 silvers that rush B?

[@PARABLLM]

Jack Healy lmao

[@Nyrd_YT]

Yup 😆

[@PARABLLM]

Jack Healy I'm a formal way

[@Wimbleknob]

Jack Healy For a solid ten seconds I tried to remember when I typed this comment, until I realized that it's not mine.

[@theclockworkman1972]

Solaire's Sunny D lol

[@JosephBallin320]

"Designed to defeat armor." Rainbow Six Siege: **Chuckles**

[@smeminem1258]

"Designed to have low recoil and good ergonomics" Rainbow six:*chuckles*

[@lyndawong5192]

It’s strange that in R6 the MP5 is more picked then the P90

[@archfxt3619]

@@lyndawong5192 when youre in cqb , you'll learn that hard hitting accurate and acog equipped weapon prevail , which the mp5 has , 27 vs 22 if im not wrong and acog vs one without it

[@wangwang5896]

Super Soyuz it’s called balance

[@manio_e]

Super Soyuz but literaly every weapon in the game has 0 Recoil, I dont know what you’re on about

[@moltified]

“Personal Defence Weapon” Me: casually walks around with a P90 behind my back

[@GENOSAD]

If it's a PS90? You might gat away with it.

[@commander_rex5673]

9:56 The fact that he actually rushed B is funny LMAO.

[@Kryptix0III]

He's playing against bots... lol

[@lapis3345]

rush B, do not stop

[@oliviersavard8676]

I noticed that too

[@TheHandgunhero]

Here's my next suggestions: -Flamethrowers: Sadistic, and terrifying, Iconic across many games of all time. All fast paced run & gun shooters tend to feature one. -Crossbow: Iconic in many genres of games, from Medieval games, to shooters when you need a quiet option that reuses its ammo. Was a firm favourite of mine in Perfect Dark! -UMP: Usually the .45 variant in many modern shooters where you need an SMG that hits hard. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Counter Strike have both cemented the reputation of the game in particular. -Glock Pistols: Gangbangers, cops, personal defense... Glocks do it all and are very prevalent in many modern crime games. -Mosin-Nagant: The Mosin-Nagant has been a staple firearm of the former Eastern Bloc for a very long time. It emerged in 1891 and still sees use today. Many a WW2 shooter has featured the weapon, but it also has become iconic in many video games set in the present as well such as Day Z and Insurgency. -Steyr AUG: Space age looking, compact, and providing reliable firepower behind it. Popular in many modern shooters. Many sci-fi and futuristic games use guns similar in appearance too, due to its strange futuristic appearance. -PSG1: Not as popular as it once was, but this was in many video games seen as the ultimate modern sniper rifle that could do it all. The Metal Gear Solid series, Soldier of Fortune series and Delta Force come to mind with this one. -Lee-Enfield: Any WW2 shooter probably has one if it features the British. It's also in many WW1 shooters, with many different variants. Even appears today in the Middle East on the battlefields of Afghanistan. -Winchester Lever Guns: Any Western themed game is going to see one of these, they are so iconic its ridiculous. -Makarov PM: The ultimate Russian pistol, iconic from Cold War games, as well as modern shooters, spy games, seen as the bad guy pistol often times. -MAC-10: The gangbangers favourite. Loads of a firepower that you can hide in your pocket. The bad guy SMG. -M203: When you want to annihilate everyone in the room with a single shot, switch to this instead of your rifle. Modern military shooters are almost guaranteed to showcase one. -RPG-7: See that enemy tank or vehicle? It's no more. Modern military shooters, a terrorists favourite against vehicles. Also great for many action Hollywood esque games, when the bad guy needs to cause absolute destruction. -MP40: The Nazi gun. I can't think of a single WW2 shooter in Europe that will not showcase this gun. It's a defining weapon of any WW2 game. -MG42: The Nazi turret. Most WW2 shooters will showcase this weapon, and it's generally combined with absolutely horrifying levels of ripping noises when its fired due to the sheer rate of fire. When you want to know how it feels to be pinned down by an enemy and accepting that you're probably going to die where you are, try and face off against a bad guy's MG42.

[@RiotousRaichu]

giving you a like because your comment's underrated

[@XGhostReignX]

Nice description.

[@Zelousmarineinspace]

Aidan Templeton The Flamethrower is the most likely. From the Dawn of man's discovery of Fire, to the Greek Fire, to world war 1 & 2, to the Vietnam war with Agent Orange, to the Geneva banning fire weapons, to how they work in games being somehow close range when they can be long range.

[@IzaakClifford]

Aidan Templeton That was a video like this in 1 minute.

[@yeetosyeeterofyeet1825]

You forgot the panzerfaust a Nazi Anti tank weapon using HEAT rounds which was made before the RPG. STG 44 which inspired the AK-47 but not as reliable Luger P08 Classic German pistol M1 Carbine the American rifle used by the boys in the sky M3 "Grease gun"'very reliable and controllable SMG used by the Americans and replaced the Thompson FG-42 a Nazi paratrooper assault rifle that used full rifle rounds

[@goofyzuniga5611]

I love you ahoy. Your content is so inspiringly seamless. Keep it up!

[@cesaraponte1456]

Goofy Zuniga how's the station going bro?

[@spunkmire2664]

indeed

[@StultoTheProto]

Heckler and Koch: “Haha our SMGs are the best! Nobody can defeat us!” FN Herstal: “Hold my beer.”

[@Ze_N00B]

Germany: *grabs beer* "Sit, down."

[@somerandommen]

@@Ze_N00B Switzerland: "Shut the fuck up, or I'll kill you all!"

[@thewalking4473]

"Hold my waffles"

[@pinzgauerbelgium]

That german probebly grabt a Belgian beer.

[@_enterusernamehere_]

“Hold my 50 round magazine”

[@thegooddoctor413]

Germans: you dont like our gun? fine, we reject you! Belgiums: yeah, well that's just your opinion man! we dont need you either! one of the greatest dramas between lamas

[@raven4583]

Belgians*

[@secondpath5148]

@Magni56 American Standard for years was .30 caliber as the minimum cartridge. The m14 was chosen in place of the FAL Or G3 which were superior options because of generals in the military favoring American designs. The switch to 5.56x45 was made by almost every part of NATO.

[@pmckinlay653]

@Bailey Washington or indeed, the .280 British in M14. That would be the ideal...

[@jameson1239]

Magni56 I thought they said 6.5

[@pixxel8637]

Now I feel kinda sorry for the P90 rejected in CS:Go

[@pixxel8637]

rincam5 Cuz the P90 is known as a noob weapon.

[@jaxstandifer3382]

rincam5 Stop watching meme videos, DMG really isn't a brick wall, the brick wall is where the aim requirements catch up with you, so you can't spray anymore.

[@Rotbeam99]

haha at least ur honest

[@lordtachanka8813]

pixxel RUSH M1014

[@LMvdB02]

P90 needs to be buffed

[@Echelon111999]

God bless this man. Dedicating his time into making top quality videos for our entertainment. Whenever i pour myself a tea and want to spend my time watching interesting videos, Ahoy comes to mind first!

[@unironicirony9741]

XD

[@spitfiresz0g176]

RGaming and that quality has earned him 1 million subscribers.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

"Iconic Arms will return" *It's been 84 years*

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

He did a Flamethrower video

[@thatguy9419]

Honestly... Can you do some audio books for Audible or something? 1984 in your voice would be GOLD!

[@oz_jones]

Or The Art of War by Machiavelli

[@ShaDHP23]

Don't even kid about something like that! The very thought of such awesomeness makes my heart race

[@onpahanvaan]

Osmorosvo Isn't the most famous Art of War at least written by Sun Tzu? Machiavellis most well known book I think is the Prince (Il Principe). (Suomeksi Ruhtinas)

[@turbocavalli]

Mp5:*exists* P90:I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@maximnikolaev6627]

Sadly they veto'd it, like he said in the video

[@mkelebay]

German government: I'm about to prevent this mans career from ever starting.

[@zgSH4DOW]

Not only did it not defeat the MP5, the entire idea of the PDW has been determined to be worthless

[@TheFuri0uswc]

You can't replace mp5 if Belgium doesn't exist.

[@Sharkoon030]

Turbo Cavalli mp5 is way better than the p90 In rainbow six siege

[@Indigo_Gaming]

I fired the FN PS90 (non-auto, civilian-legal version) at a range once. Very unusual gun with a sort of ridiculous loading mechanism, but very fun to use. Fairly accurate at medium range, but of course I did better at long range with an AR. Edit: Fixed model name.

[@craig1287]

I got to shoot a fully-automatic FN P90 when I went to Las Vegas and it instantly became one of my most favorite firearms. That thing had almost no recoil and my grouping on the target was extremely tight for full-auto. I hope to get the FN57 for my next pistol.

[@Gilgameshh]

I used a fully-automatic MP7 and P90 just three years ago when I was at home playing call of duty.

[@mynamefrank6567]

yeah of course, it's a Short-Medium range SMG, don't forget that

[@falsehero2001]

Indigo Gaming The. AR probably had a longer barrel.

[@scrooglemcdoogle]

Indigo Gaming I recently purchased a PS90 and I'm extremely happy with it. Only problem is the barrel length for the civilian version is a bit annoying, not to mention the cost of ammunition for it.

[@deruta37]

Belgium: So I got this PDW. NATO: Interestin- Germany: nein. Japan: Paint it pink. Houston: give it over.

[@nataliemorett1911]

OF COURSE JAPAN WANTS IT PINK

[@deruta37]

@@nataliemorett1911 it's a reference to gun gale online

[@vuki968]

FIve_Seven + p90? This has to be a Silver 3 Lobby

[@DannyPlaysStuff]

Yeah I find it easier to kill with it than Deagle in eco rounds.... 42 .50 Action Express bullets vs 120 5.7 Lapua Magnum bullets? Yeah I'd take the latter any day....

[@1nkyo]

USE THE ONE WID BEST SKIN GODDAMNIT

[@thepuffinman1055]

The p90 pulls head shots like nobodies business and the five seven is the king of pistols

[@mr.fufu1437]

New fan here and I think I know why this KZbinr is awesome at making gun profiles. Most gun channels do one of two things: Take it apart and talk about the mechanics of it. Or Take it out and fire it. Those two are fine but I have never seen anyone delve into the iconic nature, history and culture behind the fire arm. Anyway, big fan!

[@gavin_1973]

I know a channel named forgotten weapons that sorta do both things you mentioned, but its about less iconic guns, and their development history, which I still find pretty interesting

[@generictuber1683]

Germany: makes mp7, Belgium: makes P90, P90 wins, Salty Germany vetos its use.

[@tombstone3echo]

I wouldnt call it salty, its implementation wouldve hurt german industry, thats why germany vetoed it.

[@juntingiee2602]

Germanpee

[@yoboikamil525]

*vetoes

[@deadman2oo]

Hello fallow ep fan

[@nvrndingsmmr]

@@boxenjoyerkona Lmao exactly.

[@muffinman4515]

Honestly, these videos are a masterclass of informative and entertaining editing. The background audio is strong but not overpowering and the narrator has the perfect voice and delivery. The graphics are sleek and clean but also well thought out and informative. I love this.

[@Kavaeric]

[Ahoy voice] In a bout of confidence, and with a tremendous lead, the hare decided to take a nap, underneath a shady tree, at the midpoint of the race, confident the tortoise would not overtake him.

[@oz_jones]

"The Tortoise - Slow & Steady. Clever. The Champion."

[@WrongKeycard]

Take me......

[@thomasbartolotta4946]

Please come back, we are in dire need of some quality content

[@thomasbartolotta4946]

Damn, I guess he listened

[@bjaarki]

Dat Polybius video ;)

[@jakobmartins5027]

Worth the wait the polyibuis video was great

[@jakobmartins5027]

Oscar Davila Your kidding right?

[@wizardgaming669]

Simply Toast you're not your.

[@liangliangxu7061]

10:58 SON OF A BI *clap*.......

[@zer0_ner034]

EasyOrangeGaming Lmao. I thought I was the only one who noticed.

[@cr4z163]

same here

[@ivanrivera3293]

Right before the clap, you see an enemy fall from the sky.

[@CoremanitetheNeko]

Lol

[@Willny95]

the most emotion filled "Son of a..." ever heard

[@thegalaxypenguin1635]

“If you want the best you buy German” Germany: You here that Belgium when WW3 comes around we will run through you no problem. Belgium: *Creates P90* Oh no no no not so fast there mister.

[@gh-ep9fj]

G36: thats why i am here

[@smallw2003]

@@gh-ep9fj g36 is an assault rifle not an smg lol

[@smallw2003]

@@gh-ep9fj also fn made the SCAR

[@gh-ep9fj]

@@smallw2003 what i am saying is g36 and p90 countee each other

[@smallw2003]

@@gh-ep9fj ok, but remember ze SCAR

[@jaroslavkalivoda3496]

in your videos is massive effort and more than 10 min full of information presented by interesting way Respect from Slovakia

[@hyakuyon]

WAIT XBOX AHOY STILL MAKES VIDEOS!? Man I totally forgot about this guy, I used to watch him back in the Black Ops 1 days! Thank every divine power this was in my recommended (despite me not having played games or watched any gaming vids for four years haha).

[@SingularityEngine]

Jayme Wheeler Oh man, you should really watch the rest of his recent videos. You've missed some great content here.

[@Mortalist3438]

Jayme Wheeler congratulates on making your way back

[@chawkz]

Same man.. I was just thinking of him now and searched his name to see if he was still making videos! Haven't watched him in a good 3-4 years! So random to find someone in a similar boat.

[@SDLXVI]

0:58 - 1:00 “If you wanted the best, you bought German.”

[@trollbreeder2534]

unless you were looking for a PDW.

[@rudranaik9028]

My man fuze all you need is a shield or your ak

[@ChillyBenpa]

How many hostages you killed today?

[@salad6102]

Siunds like a condom ad

[@waffles9000k]

trollbreeder um MP7?

[@connorlastname3034]

10:58 "Son of a bi- *clap*"

[@HarmonicVector]

Narrator: "Walker did not know the future when he saw it."

[@Ocoro_]

It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him

[@jmfm-r2q]

Germany you lost dude Germany: I don't wanna talk about it

[@George83_Thomas]

8-1

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Hanz, get zr flamewerfer.

[@powandwow750]

Germany: "aight you gotta see this" *shows MP7*

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

The were buttsore about losing a third time.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Germany: I didn't lose... I merely failed to win

[@literaltrash8652]

What video games taught me: M4A1 = the good guy AK47 = the bad guy P90 = the russian guy

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Windoge 10 The truth: M4A1 = The oppressor AK-47 = The oppressed P90 = Still Russians

[@pootispow1819]

Windoge 10 what csgo taught me*

[@rafaelamaya4438]

Windoge 10 well ak can be russian but it still works

[@yegr7763]

I like p90s and I'm American

[@ethanhatcher5533]

Cyka blyat rush b

[@GenosectKingRevived]

“I’ll do my best, P-Chan!”

[@HarunaKaiNi]

A fuckin pink P90

[@Bacondoggo]

Wow 1st Sao reference

[@f5gaming238]

same here came for the sao refence

[@draggosdinca3225]

is not sao is ggo

[@TheInfernalLuminary]

LOL we all came here cause of LLENN and P-chan

[@joshferguson8494]

"We may not know what the future holds, but you'll know it when we see it" that is some epic writing

[@TAlbertoBarbosareal]

P90: You can't make me shit CSgo:Hold my beer

[@supershoo4518]

it's not even bad in csgo, it's just nowhere near as cost effective as the rest of the smgs

[@BasedGarlicMan]

Dang Duc Anh it's so good in csgo, you can decimate with it at any rank below eagle.

[@CunnyMuncher]

But it's all the more fun to shoot, and that's what truly matters.

[@DarkGharren]

But only because the average DMG takes 20 rounds of crouch-spraying with the AK to kill someone. You can decimate with any weapon below Eagle.

[@dreidrei9730]

Lmao

[@muck1301]

I love his voice.

[@Nate-cu4vl]

he has a "history channel" voice

[@summitsummit3634]

Ben Hadad sounds just like a science teacher at my school.

[@ZaggerG]

Ben Hadad not only that but every sentence is short and concise and you can tell every word is carefully chosen and adds a lot to the video.

[@justalpha9138]

I wish more people could say that to me. All I get is this: "Oh my god, are you 12?" "You're such a fag." It's only when I talk to others and sing that I actually get admired. So sad. :(

[@guardian9394]

Ben Hadad Has anyone else noticed that he sounds just like Sean Bean?

[@milkbread9616]

“If you wanted the best, you bought German” why do I find that so epic sounding

[@SniperOnSunday]

"German engineering is the greatest in the world!"

[@TragicTester034]

@@SniperOnSunday i prefer soviet engineering

[@niggacockball7995]

@@TragicTester034 tanks? yea ak? yea but for the rest we had alternatives

[@Tomcat_Coyote]

The P-90 is just like Belgium itself : it's small , but it packs a punch XD

[@gingaid5217]

when did Belgium ever pack a punch

[@generikusername]

Any war they were in except for ww1 and ww2

[@gingaid5217]

@@generikusernamebut they couldnt defeat congo

[@s.v.o.579]

@@gingaid5217 counter-point: Belgium never tried to "defeat" congo.

[@sukitron5415]

​@@generikusername in ww1 the Belgians kicked German ass

[@livez9053]

You are wrong!! This gun was designed to rush B!

[@MegaUltraGnomeHunter]

I was disappointed that "Rush B" was not the closing sentiment of the video :(

[@vertox5351]

Kizbubsy RUSKI

[@derrilazkia1002]

but he did mention that p90 often related to noobs rushing bomb sites

[@shojyn7643]

Kizbubsy *CYKA BLYAT* intensifies

[@blobbem]

RUSH B, NO STOP!

[@iamfuturetrunks]

Ahh the P90, I remember when I first saw this. I saw it on Stargate SG1 and was like "Woah, I want that gun" It really is pretty cool. From what I saw on the show you could switch to single shot to be more accurate. And the magazine hook up was also pretty cool and compact. I actually would be interested in owning one of these someday.

[@MicahBurginGTVPO]

Civvie versions, they come semi. If you're in the US you can get the extended barrel version. Sadly, since it's so compact, if it doesn't have a suppressor or barrel extender it can't legally be owned (Considered an SBR) but if you grab one of the import models, it's yours with just a standard rifle licence.

[@darknessofevil117]

iamfuturetrunks oh yea I remember the early seasons of sg1 when I was a kid and they used mp5. What bothered me tho was why use p90s. realistically they would have assault rifles especially considering the jaffas armor. but still a good show

[@ToastyMozart]

darknessofevil117 Presumably the same reason that the standard field arm used aboard the Battlestar Galactica was a 9mm carbine when they're fighting big bulky robots.

[@BirdRaiserE]

darknessofevil117 It seems SG1 was more research, exploration and diplomacy focused than the other teams, because that's exactly what they did with a few of the others. I think SG8 had rifles with grenade launchers? What bothered me more was when the russians showed up and didn't bring Bisons. Missed opportunity.

[@GugureSux]

There barely exists any modern fully automatic military firearms that would NOT be select-fire, AKA have at least single-shot mode as an option. Full auto mode is surprisingly seldom used in real life, no matter how much films and games try to glorify the full-fun dakka dakka.

[@OlOleander]

I distinctly remember how painful it was to drop my old rifle in Spec Ops: the Line, but I did it for the P90. Kept that sucker up until I absolutely needed to trade it out for a grenade launcher.

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

I love Spec Ops: The Line!

[@chrp90]

Sameee

[@kenobi2125]

Ah yes, two weapons are rivals, and then become teammates in SCP secret lab

[@ahmed3137-r2t]

Call of duty and Csgo: smgs bullets can reach that far Ahoy: hold my *_p90_*

[@volfie-music4372]

It shoulda been ahoy my p90

[@CaptainMaggott]

“Hold my 11 minute analysis”

[@sniperbloom1305]

Modern warfare got most the weapons correct in terms of design and performance

[@jacksoncook343]

I love these videos because they are informative and don't try and joke around and make really awful puns while describing something. *cough*...Game Theory. These videos are great. Please make more :)

[@spencerlarson9811]

Jackson Cook "informative" I'm sorry, but Ahoy doesn't know shit about guns. tons of exaggeration and misinformation in his videos.

[@spencerlarson9811]

Stale Meme it's "you're" you mongoloid

[@ranwolf76]

don't give an example or anything

[@ranwolf76]

he was talking to someone else

[@lebien4554]

Spencer Larson Such as?

[@elterga6224]

Stargate made me love the P90, glad you brought it up

[@gatsbymaguire]

"If you wanted the best, you bought German." That is easily the best thing he has ever said.

[@taxidermypolarbear1724]

Uhwu

[@Oscarmike247]

The engineering and innovation behind this gun is amazing. One of the most innovative weapons since the AR platform.

[@zoogoo404]

Stargate chose the P90 because of the way it ejects it's shells. While standing in firing lines other weapons would hit the other actors with the ejected shells.

[@Marcus001]

Zoogoo40 fellow Stargate fan. Respect.

[@Guardsmen4]

its an upside both in fiction and real life the p90 does it all

[@ripley2075]

back in the army i remember being quite surprised in training whilst returning fire at night, sat in a hole and feeling the hot casings fall down the inside of my shirt lol

[@Boundertree]

I have an unreasonable love for this weapon purely because of Stargate.

[@joshsatterwhite1571]

Joppe Kroeze "This [Goa'uld staff] is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy. This [P90] is a weapon of war. It's made to kill your enemy."

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Joppe Kroeze and counter strike

[@overlord165]

Me too!

[@vazeyo]

The reason why the P90 was used in Stargate SG1 was not because it looked futuristic, but because the cartridge cases were ejected downwards, resulting in fewer injuries for the actors. In the beginning, the MP-5 was still used. It was not until around season 3 that they switched to the P90.

[@estherstreet4582]

I heard that it also looked better on camera due to ejecting out the bottom, you'd never get a cartridge case covering an actor's face at a dramatic moment.

[@ΘοδωρήςΚαρκουλιας-ε7ζ]

Weapons for iconic arms: Barrett M82A3 .50cal Glock G36 Famas MP-40 Vector K10 AA-12 Intervention UMP-45 MP-7 SCAR-H .50cal machine guns

[@jriflen8230]

TEO -13 Drawings & Gaming UMP? USP? DSR?

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

Also the Intratec TEC-9

[@williamx318]

FN2000, M1903 Springfield, mac 10/11, m240/m249, PP 2000, vss/as val, l85a2, m416,Aug a1,2,3,

[@AMWmyu00]

-Barrett M82/M107 -MG42 -Vector SMG -CheyTac Intervention M200

[@theskeletonposse6432]

Mr. Brown, your Iconic Arms series is one of the most fantastic things on this website. Since you cover more than just guns (such as the episode on the Bow & Arrow), I would be overjoyed to see an episode covering the M67 Grenade or some other explosive used in FPS games such as the German Stielhandgrenate or trusty old C4.

[@sjcm711]

YESS FINALLY WHO SUGGESTED THE C4!

[@ghome8281]

“No! seriously! this fucking pistol shoots miniature rifle rounds!” -Me while playing CS:GO

[@Cheecken]

I think this is one of those "perfect" videos for my tastes. Writing is great, pacing is good, visuals are top notch and god the music just sticks with me! I come back to this video every now and then and it keeps being just as good as it was the last time I watched it. Definitely taking notes for my own work, thanks Ahoy!

[@chinois11]

He talked about Stargate SG1, so it's ok, it's a good video, you can leave a like.

[@edbezant1105]

suggestions for the next series: - M4 - MP40 - MG42 - PPSh-41 - M2 Browning - MP7 - UMP - G36 - Glock - FN Minimi - FN MAG - M40

[@jessesimmons9238]

ed bezant like go see Glock and PPSH-41/PPS-42

[@gordonfreeman1951]

ed bezant BAR M1918

[@oceanman3804]

ed bezant SA80

[@weakestlink20]

Mosin-Nagant and M1897 Trench Gun for me.

[@fcos1921]

ed bezant 700. NITRO

[@DAAY02]

P90 RUSH B NO STOP!!!

[@WrongKeycard]

The moment when one of your squad mates maps one of their callouts to the W key is when....... Please pay $9.99 USD to Gabe Newell for the rest of this joke.

[@gaddy555]

He played against bots at 10:10 lol noob

[@FinnicRammus]

Play videogames man

[@NutellaRLZ]

Jack holding a staff weapon: "This is a weapon of terror. It's meant to intimidate your enemy." Jack holding a P90: "This is a weapon of war! It's meant to kill your enemy!"

[@ChibiM11]

🫡

[@alexernst9448]

Growing up on Stargate SG-1, I worshipped this weapon. Watching this thing rip through Jaffa armor makes alot more sense now.

[@jarontin]

"This is a weapon of war. It is meant to KILL your enemy." - Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neill, briefing the Jaffa rebels on how crappy Staff Weapons are compared to a P90

[@humzaahmed7934]

@@jarontin "and its capable of doing so at 5 times the range i just demonstrated"

[@Wanys123]

@@humzaahmed7934 To be honest, I ain't believing that you would hit anything with a PDW at 350yrds....but...eh...it sounded cool back then...

[@KoishiVibin]

Iirc, jaffa armor is made of mediocre material and constructed badly. It's worse than late medieval plating. One could probably send a .17 HMR through it.

[@KoishiVibin]

@@jarontin We need staff rifles and rotary staff guns.

[@JoshuaFearn]

I just love how The Germans got butthurt over the fact that one of its neighbours made a better weapons pair than themselves.

[@tobos8909]

Joshua Fearn FN were snubbed for long enough (The MAG was initially dismissed, the FAL was put through deliberately biased "testing" to ensure the M14's victory)

[@mrmadmax4523]

Joshua Fearn But both the FN fal beat the M14 and FN mag beat the m60 for service use

[@mikesoto890]

Joshua Fearn The MP7 is not a bad weapon, tf you talking about

[@SkiDaBird]

The bigger drawback is the UCP never got developed. Makes supplying a lot harder when you have more calibres. Because, yeah, the MP7 got to go on the UBL raid, it's a damn good weapon.

[@anh49]

+MikeV His comment doesn't have a single word about the MP7 being bad. Learn to comprehend texts

[@shanf1639]

I'm surprised I couldn't find a scp guard reference in the comments.

[@aclown36]

That joke was so [REDACTED] it made me [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@targetdawg]

Comrade Tim Haha lol That [REDACTED]

[@bromhm.266]

I was waiting for him to bring th scene where you see AGENT: Ulgrin escorting you to peanuts chamber.

[@bigsmoke8233]

Me too

[@citizenofcity6299]

Oh that's [DATA EXPUNGED]. [REDACTED].

[@groggywater2006]

Irl: actually a pretty good smg all around R6: peashooter that does like 30 damage and has way too much recoil Mp7 in R6: i r o n s i g h t s