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[@dunamisd]

The whole “tailor made for terrorists” thing sounds like an attempt from a rival to eliminate competition

[@exoticcreature3059]

I call it propaganda. To imply that the people can't be trusted to have anything with tactical use. Hell, to imply the people can't so much as have 6 shots before reloading.

[@romaliop]

The greatest innovation of American weapons manufacturers. Banning the competition.

[@cringothebot276]

A lot of it was just political bluster to make people in the US distrust foreign firearms even more. "Remember: We only want the bad guns"

[@exoticcreature3059]

@Raw cones Lets not forget the other fairy tales. 1) We're incapable of everything. Only government government can keep us safe and alive. At the very least this should make people realize the government is calling them stupid. 2) Every right in the Bill of Rights is under attack by thousands of 'laws' designed to make the Bill of Rights illegal........for our protection, of COURSE! :P

[@mikuhatsunegoshujin]

@Raw cones You, organize your own government. You don't need companies telling you what you should and shouldn't do, unfortunately they are in control of the government so you're already right.

[@hatendiscontent]

"Welcome... to the default option" is such a great line.

[@Gianski150]

And he put up the Payday 2 clip with the glock since its the starter weapon that started it.

[@MouZester]

CSGO Terrorist : "back at our start"

[@Lucios1995]

@@Gianski150 I was wondering why he didn't use the STRYK which is the game's version of the Glock 18

[@CBRN-115]

His ending quotes are always awesome

[@Modernww2fare]

I thought I was the only one. That line perfectly summarized the glock

[@ElliFong]

"Civilian, police, military, gangbanger." Add scientist in orange suit to the list too

[@ArcturusOTE]

And special ops soldiers with a mask as well as..... Barney

[@jordandalton9971]

Gordon Freeman used an hk usp match actually. Hate to be that guy but

[@Kingofekedalen]

@@jordandalton9971 Only in Half Life 2. The pistol was a glock in the original Half Life.

[@jordandalton9971]

@@Kingofekedalen my mistake. As you were.

[@prec1sion548]

Add the Phoenix Connection too!

[@LaikaTheG]

NATO: “Are ya winning son?” Beretta: “I got beat by a damn shovel maker!”

[@huidromrajendrasingh692]

So no?

[@PilotTed]

NGL I would take a Berreta 92 over a glock 17 or 19. I just love their look and compared to the glock, they really don't have any shortcomings.

[@ctrain149]

@@PilotTed I actually think the Beretta is more fun to shoot too. Sure it needs some lube but I'm not exactly out in combat every day so no big

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

@@PilotTed I used to like the Berreta too but now I prefer the glock, generic look aside it's better in every single way

[@dioarya6275]

Steyr AUG, being a marvel of polymer-made firearms that inspires Gaston Glock: *The future is now, old man...*

[@garlicbread941]

Imagine submitting a pistol to an army and getting beat by some shovel maker

[@Theguitararcher]

Glock: You have witnessed only a fraction of my power.

[@alejandrorivas4585]

The equivalent would be like if John Deere won the next F1 championship

[@squidscouch2169]

And at one point the curtain rods and door knobs. Glocks are awesome though.

[@s1d3k1ckRO]

@@alejandrorivas4585 it's like the Lamborghini of the weapon world lol

[@BlueShift2000]

In fact: Steyr makes cars (like the Supra and the G-Class and even more), Guns and Tractors. The links are to wikipedia and they are very interesting to read. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Steyr en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Arms en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Tractor Edit: Steyr is also known for the "Allradantrieb" for Mercedes and the Fiat Panda Sisley 4x4

[@zodual8539]

dude imagine telling someone "ay i got a new glock" and pulling out a doorknob

[@imwastedhere]

Or knife

[@andreivaldez2929]

I bought a Glock knife. Kinda the same as their pistols: boring, half plastic, but works.

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

or a curtain rod

[@notjustinyeetroblox9928]

lol

[@bojanglesfries]

They also make shirts.

[@teawithaura]

Dec. 27, 2023. Rest in peace, Gaston Glock. Your ingenuity for polymer set the gold standard for what a handgun can do and became holstered by just about the whole world.

[@JoseHernandez-xv2bt]

I just found about his passing. I’m quite sadden that’s he no longer alive, but damn did he leave a legacy

[@Tau-5-weeb]

man made a pistol you can 3d print o7

[@pvt.potato1943]

​@@Tau-5-weebNot really, still requires a metal slide and barrel.

[@mdenizcoban]

@@pvt.potato1943 there are industrial machines that can literally 3D print metal or at least similar stuff inside sand though

[@ocnarf40]

​@@mdenizcobanare they fit to tolerate the pressure of a 9mm going off, however? I doubt so

[@Whatshuangdoin]

“I gotta be honest, this kinda a boring weapon” Able to entertain me for 10 minutes straight

[@wanchorman472]

best of all it's a reference to his subreddit

[@mannemarco333]

Not even 10 minutes but Okkkkkkk

[@royaltygaming_K]

@@mannemarco333 about bruv.

[@HoangNguyen-oz4fj]

Hello there fellow Vietnamese! Quite a pleasant surprise.

[@royaltygaming_K]

@@HoangNguyen-oz4fj THEY ARE IN THE TREES. *Begins to spray an m60 before the gun itself just fucking dies*

[@Misha-dr9rh]

"Gaston Glock" NO ONE SHOOTS LIKE GASTON NO ONE GUNSMITHS LIKE GASTON

[@cheezcake252]

beauty and the beast alternate universe be like:

[@sapateirovalentin348]

Beauty and the best: high school musical

[@cheezcake252]

@@sapateirovalentin348 oh-

[@anothrnoml]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Schregger]

@@sapateirovalentin348 Im and both cringing and laughing at that image... then again, Im imagining the song number in question, but with Gaston's head replaced by a Glock 17...

[@jsdima9113]

“Neutral. Universal. Perfect.” That’s glock. “Glock perfection.”

[@generalgreevus8773]

Me to my 2 glocks: "Don't listen to him. You're not ugly you're beautiful and I love you both."

[@Alex44809]

Man you americans are mad. In germany youre not allowed to carry a firearm but I would love to own a Glock 19, the most beautyful Pistole in my eyes. But I think in 45ACP the 1911 is a bigger beauty.

[@felixc.3444]

@@Alex44809 Germany has its fair share of funny laws, like not showing harm on law enforcement in games (unless that’s defunct)

[@Alex44809]

@The Big Sad yes Switzerland got very liberal gun laws, but when you cross the border to germany the border control will search your car so its quite difficult to bring guns to germany. And even if I got one, I would go to prison if I would use the gun for home defense. I served two years in the military and I know how to use a firearm but the only thing I can defend my family with is a baseball bat or a kichen knife... I think of should be easier to buy a gun in germany.

[@Itstwofourteen]

@@Alex44809 I prefer the US' mantra of "you are ultimately responsible for your own safety." Coming from Brasil, where you couldn't own weapons and the police was (at the time) completely ineffective and/or corrupt as all hell, that idea was incredibly refreshing. As soon as I had money for it, the very first pistol I bought was a Glock. The damn thing just runs great and is pretty accurate. Hell, it's the fucking Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla of the handgun world. In other words, boringly reliable lol.

[@Itstwofourteen]

@@Alex44809 ...mind you, tho, that every state in the US is different in regards to weapons ownership. Some are pretty lax, while others make gun laws in Europe seem tame by comparison. Most states fall somewhere in between, and a Concealed Weapons License from one state is usually reciprocal in some other states (not always the case tho, and some state rules may apply too.)

[@HuyHoang-kx6wj]

"Welcome to the default option." Thats the most gaming words one could use to describe a glock

[@gspapp]

Nice

[@platiuscyndar9017]

when did he say that?

[@LydCal999]

@@platiuscyndar9017 right at the end of the video, it was the beginning of the conclusion

[@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber]

@@platiuscyndar9017 at 8:55

[@Adam-oh3vu]

It's like an average office worker, nothing special, just there to get the job done.

[@mindshuffler3332]

"I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon." But I'm willing to bet that you're just the person to make it sound interesting.

[@sebastianvazquez2783]

And so he did.

[@potatto8534]

He made it more interesting than a rock

[@ranwolf76]

@@potatto8534 he can make a rock sound interesting

[@Donkeymaster9000]

The Paperclip. Small, ubiquitous and very deadly in the hands of an SAS soldier

[@ranwolf76]

@@Donkeymaster9000 just ask Bullseye

[@DragonDoFogo]

“Sometime ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need” That’s a pick up line I could use xD

[@thunderb00m]

Did it work?

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

@@thunderb00m Dude can't reply anymore. He is drowning in the puss.

[@tsrmmercy836]

@@DaveSmith-cp5kj no no no, He is to busy you see. He has puss to destroy.

[@masonzhang1792]

Lemme know when it works! ;)

[@cortex8239]

Cringe. Fucking XD In the modern day?

[@Chaud31423]

For early videogames, the rigid rectangle of the weapon was probably great to render while being recognizable.

[@DinsRune]

Duke 3D has a shockingly recognizable Glock as the starting pistol, considering you're mostly seeing the back and top of the slide.

[@commscan314]

​@@DinsRuneHalf-Life also has an amazing Glock model for the era.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Like the famas in metal gear 1.

[@TheSecondVersion]

Who would win: a.) An Italian arms manufacturer that had been making arms since the 1500s b.) A dude who had invented 17 things, making his first gun

[@jakubzidek]

One day you invent a soluable toilet paper, the next day you invent a gun that takes over the world.

[@randomnepali7772]

@@jakubzidek Zero to Hero: Weapons manufacturers hate him! How did he do it? Click here to find out!

[@user-pq4by2rq9y]

A dude who earns a living making Tupperware*

[@bouvardc.2334]

I would take the m9 over the glock any day. I am not a military guy though and they look for different things.

[@MrLolx2u]

@@bouvardc.2334 The M9 wasn't that good in honesty. Initially at least. When it was 1st released, the Glock had no issue but the M9 or the 92 at that time had a catastrophic failure and that's the slide could be easily dislodged when you just grab the slide, push it slightly back and then yank it forwards and the whole barrel assembly and the slide could come out. This raised some form of concern for police force that had gotten it and it became a big hoohah in the gun community and Beretta had to call in many of their pistols just to fix the issue.

[@empathytrail4758]

He knows weapons He spits facts But most importantly We need the puns back

[@floyddog2283]

I miss the puns so much

[@DHDZ0304]

Glock is rated E for everyone

[@saberkiller4567]

Just__Vibin__ only in America

[@Halal_Dan]

@@saberkiller4567 We out here having self defense rights and shit

[@themixer5029]

Is this the trailer

[@Halal_Dan]

@John Mooney >need Kinda cringe

[@yesatitsfinest]

I think you mean K for kids ( only at the end of the barrel tho)

[@purplehaze2358]

You’re telling me that the Glock was the seventeenth invention, EVER, of a guy who didn’t even make guns beforehand, and it managed to beat out not one, not two, but THREE heavyweight pre-established arms manufacturers? That’s not only impressive, that borders on underdog story. Frankly, it sounds too good to be true.

[@deusexaethera]

Never underestimate just how badly established manufacturers will phone-in the designs of their new products. Mr. Glock was the only one in the competition who actually _tried_ to design a new handgun.

[@SirAroace]

technically it his 17 patent, their may be other inventions he never patented.

[@antrex6940]

Says the man who wants to bolt a chainsaw cannon to 2406's arm..

[@Jasonsminiadventure]

The mark of a natural born engineer.

[@ethoman04]

@@antrex6940 lol i get the reference

[@OksDingus]

“It’s just a gun. It’s just a gun that does its job extraordinary well.”

[@Johntravoltaaaa]

Unless it's csgo

[@CloaksCosplays]

Everyone who has ever had to summarize the glock has said nothing more than "it's not pretty but it gets the job done."

[@juliantran4284]

@@Johntravoltaaaa i mean if u could aim

[@the-letter_s]

until it blows up in your hands.

[@olliegoria]

@@juliantran4284 aim it all you want, its still a friggin BB pistol more or less

[@_Envous]

Dude can make anything sound dangerous and entertaining “A can, carrying ominous chemicals. One spray in the face, and you’ll feel like you’re blind. *The Pepper Spray.”*

[@jackiceton4522]

He could make a blanket

[@re57k]

@@jackiceton4522 ...sound like a weapon of mass destruction

[@kriegscommissarmccraw4205]

And you read it in his voice too, entirely by accident

[@_Envous]

imagine having 123 likes 😳😳😳😳

[@kurubyy]

*o m i n o u s c h e m i c a l s*

[@maliciousbendover2087]

Beginning: This gun is ugly. End: It's Perfect.

[@podmonkey2501]

Its both. They have a tendency to really grow in the owner, after awhile disdain for its boxy appearance can turn to admiration for its efficient design and function. Or not, to each their own.

[@halo10001]

@@podmonkey2501 yeah but there are some really nice slides out there that make the gun beautiful in its own right.

[@nothoundyy]

halo10001 yes yes yess!

[@UberJamesMan]

That's a reference to the phrase "Glock perfection"

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

the glock is the butterface of the gun world. it does it’s job, and does it very well, but it’s not the most beautiful looking pistol out there.

[@mutasim8590]

"sometimes ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need" Now that's an inspirational quote

[@Texghilsm]

I am the 69th like

[@mutasim8590]

@@Texghilsm congrats

[@kingofcrimson4177]

Imagine telling that line to your date? 😂

[@priitmolder6475]

@@kingofcrimson4177 I did... went as you can imagine...

[@pimmemaster6173]

"The Glock Is for everybody" Fun for the whole family

[@Volatile127]

bring the kids! and the dog too!

[@desupocalypse]

@@Volatile127 "and the dog too" [ATF intensifies]

[@balasankarajith2923]

*AMERICA 100*

[@abdullahahsan9809]

Goddamn It i was gonna comment that

[@demilembias2527]

yes, this is what like 30-40% of Americans actually believe.

[@pussywran]

"Ahoy" the definition of quality not quantity

[@Mike_roads]

You can say that again but somebody please give ahoy More Resources

[@theopenrift]

Yet he has such a large catalogue of fantastic videos. Albeit spread apart from each other. It's amazing there's so many.

[@rightshoe1188]

The lethal version of colossal is crazy

[@dillonc7955]

Many KZbinrs rush out content so quickly, that they make me forget how they've acquired so many subscribers in the first place. I'm glad Ahoy hasn't fallen into that pit with how few videos he's made lately.

[@zephyrkds1839]

SovietWomble join the chat

[@Obsidian72]

"Its ugly, like a gun drawn by a child" me looking at the FP-45 Liberator: uhhhh what about now?

[@SniperOnSunday]

The FP-45 is a piece of art and you will respect it.

[@legendaryweegee5331]

@@SniperOnSunday looks like a piece of modern art

[@Ray.6406]

@@SniperOnSunday Yeah fucking abstract art lmfao

[@supremevodka1735]

FP-45 is pretty ugly to me

[@myusername3689]

@ExDeeXD Music The caretaker art or William Utermohlen.

[@fastony9659]

As my uncle says about Glocks; Pro: it shoots like a Glock Con: it shoots like a Glock

[@berbtheguy]

@Jeffrey Epstein wait a fucking minute

[@maverick.6ix]

Jeffrey Epstein you're still alive eh?!

[@mryam5015]

@Jeffrey Epstein who killed u

[@vincentprime740]

its a very destructive squirt gun.

[@chaospanda9000]

Anthony Sanchez glock >everything’s else

[@darkninjacorporation]

In memoriam, Gaston Glock, died today December 27, 2023. Just an outsider with an idea that changed the industry. The best kinds of firearms designers.

[@SupersuMC]

o7

[@craytoncaswell4558]

"Ugly" Someone please show this man a Hi-Point

[@scheise4433]

We don't speak that name around these parts.

[@bruh4583]

@Chill Sodaa yet they work...

[@Apollo5752353]

@@bruh4583 and very durable!

[@whatisausername99]

And have much spread, too!

[@sk8terzane818]

Not gonna lie they look better than Lugers

[@Zargex]

It’s like Ahoy was born to talk about guns. He even has the voice for it.

[@ellishilton6636]

Kind of sounds like captain price from call of duty

[@rover5058]

Ellis Hilton he sounds more like mactavish

[@sneezindoggo6528]

Veron Maybe he is actually. Because he sounds WAY to familiar to Soap MacTavish

[@4dr45]

Agree

[@criminal_6877]

In his old videos he’s less confident but you can see how his voice shaped over the years

[@nedglitch6137]

I love how Ahoy names these vids. It's literally just *G L O C K .*

[@alexcarter8807]

I know I wasn't sure if was a music video or what.

[@L_WasTooShort]

I know, right?

[@bshivam2001]

The *.* at the end is pretty significant too.

[@ojoface208]

It's called a Glock because when you reload it and that top thingy goes back, it does a sound that sounds like GLOCK

[@ojoface208]

@Theo Magalhaes Bubolz yes

[@GirlsUndPanzerFan]

RIP Gaston Glock July 19, 1929 - December 27, 2023

[@R3Levent]

"It's just a gun that does it's job extremely well" - Ahoy, 2019

[@James-qn3wi]

Matthew Loke It's actually a crap weapon. Don't use it.

[@theeasternspy266]

@@James-qn3wi ah yes

[@mrwhips3623]

"2019" comments are so stupid!

[@SmotheredDreams]

James Booth Prove it.

[@theeasternspy266]

@@SmotheredDreams ima be real with you, I think he was being sarcastic... at least I hope he was

[@shadowprogram215]

"I gotta be honest this is kind of a boring weapon" how dare you say something so controversial yet so correct

[@politickz6591]

Gëfägnïs Sïngäfëg how the fuck does this relate to liberals

[@amaciado.19]

How the fuck does this relate to liberals²

[@fetyrol7108]

People will always find a way to talk about politics. But what does this have to do with liberals?

[@Camoguy-yl3nz]

@@gefagnis Bro as someone who is into poiltic's just stop. It does not relate to liberal's

[@kaiflood6061]

Always gotta throw in your unwanted political opinions no one gives a fuck about

[@ahmadsallehuddin7583]

"Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I'll take the Glock". -Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@J14ernandez]

End of days was underrated

[@JeffyPDiddy]

So long as it’s on the California Handgun Registry. 🤗

[@oneshotpete]

Gaston Glock has just passed away recently on December 27, 2023. He now joins John Moses Browning, John Garand, Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Dieudonné Saive, and others as one of the most influential gun designers of all time.

[@matthew_natividad]

🫡

[@TREX_04]

Any other youtuber would have called the video "Let's talk about - the *Glock* " Ahoy: * breathes in * *G L O C K .*

[@Nai_101]

Big black *glock*

[@cartonguy7738]

@@Nai_101 BBG

[@themustardman219]

Big Fucking Glock - BFG

[@lolvapecat4523]

Nice to see another one of us

[@HazzyBeats]

Yeah Yeah

[@ReSpark141]

imagine spending months engineering and calculating the perfect, reliable, and cheap sidearm, submit it to the U.S. Army, get it to testing, and get beat by an unknown company that never made a firearm

[@Riley_MDS]

Oh hi there Mate... Never expecting to see you watch Ahoy as well XD Edit: I'd still prefer to use Beretta 92 instead of Glock tbh... But I like both of their design

[@ReSpark141]

@@Riley_MDS we seem to run into each other everywhere

[@patrickfrost9405]

@@ReSpark141 It may be true love...

[@ReSpark141]

@@patrickfrost9405 what? no, he just happens to watch a lot of the content i watch

[@patrickfrost9405]

@@ReSpark141 sssssssshhhhhh...

[@jameschen9467]

"And sometimes boring-" **sprays down a man** "-is exactly what you need."

[@Trav117x]

Gaston Glock 1929-2023 Rest in Peace “The Glock: Neutral. Universal. Perfect.”

[@josiahricafrente585]

Gaston Glock?! “NNNNOOOOOOOO OOOOONNNNE....” “Shoots like Gaston,” “Makes guns good like Gaston...” ....I’ll uh show myself out now....

[@BRindustries]

"No-one sprays 9mm bullets like Gaston!"

[@danteherrera5087]

No no... Continue.

[@JackClockerinos]

@@BRindustries "I'm especially good at gun modifying" "17 rounds for Gaston!"

[@kaiflood6061]

When I was a lad I shot 5 dozen rounds, so that I could get *large*!

[@m0n0x]

I swear to god, get back in here and finish the eldritch horror you started to create

[@frailty7280]

I COMPLETELY MISSED THIS ONE KZbin YOU HAVE *_CROSSED THE LINE._*

[@liamellis9710]

I did not notice this until now.

[@BudgiePanic]

same here, unbelievable

[@moth5724]

Yeah

[@Darkels9]

Same

[@downsjmmyjones101]

I saw it in my recommended so it's not *totally* being suppressed.

[@shooterDisease]

Austria: *needs new pistol* Gaston Glock who specializes in shovels: I’m about to perform what’s called a ‘pro-gamer move’

[@technicalactivity]

this is an EPIC GAMER MOMENT

[@ember5935]

E P I C G U N G U Y M O M E N T

[@_half]

E p i c g l o c k m o m e m t

[@kiadimundi1400]

Noooooo oooooooone makes pistols like Gaston

[@uselessguy1]

Because Austria's military was a literal joke.

[@marianolaguzzi]

I personally love the look of the Glock series of pistols. There's something so nice about its simple, boxy design

[@sauravsinha8875]

Agreed

[@nicholascauton9648]

Ditto. Simple, reliable, and effective is the best way to summarize the Glock.

[@Operater_Silverhandman]

Same

[@bitmikealerts_lol]

Agreed

[@DinsRune]

The Glock does have a certain je ne sai quois. Reminds me of "brutalist" architecture or something, beauty and aesthetic found through simple shapes and harsh lines.

[@dwschoenleber]

Ahoy: *sees Glock's geometrical design* Ahoy's mind full of insults: "Anyway I started blasting"

[@plantain.1739]

I mean it *IS* kinda boring and ugly.

[@tresended]

Eh, I like it personally. Geometric and weird designs are my favorite. I’m not even much of a firearm guy but the Glock and KRISS Vector are my personal bests.

[@plantain.1739]

@@tresended Well, I imagine it's kinda more a "My first car" kinda deal. You just have allot of good memories with it. Or, maybe you like it, and I'm far too opinionated. Probably the last.

[@tresended]

I get why people don’t like the design too much since compared to other handguns it’s definitely bland, so I understand it kinda. I’m more of a minimal/utilitarian person so the geometrical design of it appeals to me a lot.

[@plantain.1739]

@@tresended I get that I guess, you do you. Just, for the love of Christ, don't paint it.

[@antaris905]

"Next up: Barrels." Oh boy he's gonna talk about Donkey Kong and Jumpman isn't he?

[@dustinsterling3248]

Maybe, if they exploded in those games lol

[@Kurochana]

Inb4 gun barrels too.

[@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059]

Or the explosive barrels from DOOM.

[@priitmolder6475]

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

[@dustinsterling3248]

@@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 he already discussed them in his doom vid tho

[@m1ndfr34k3]

The clock doesn’t dismiss you the glock does

[@mostafaahmedibrahim2541]

Dismiss u from life

[@thedovahkiin1999]

TheDorkKnight 25 dismiss you from this comment section

[@justanothercommenter8739]

American schools in a nutshell

[@alwest4472]

_AMERICAN SCHOOL INTENSIFIES_

[@lilacdragon346]

I think you have that backwards buddy, in my American school, you still have to ask permission to leave during a shooting. The entire country is heck.

[@ThatOneFriendlyDude]

Fun little tidbit: the "Glock" in Insurgency: Sandstorm is actually based on the Polymer80, a series of partially-incomplete Glock-compatible frames designed to be finished by lawful home builders in the US as they aren't finished to the extent that they're considered firearms, and thus can be shipped and sold in the same ways as any other unregulated goods within the country; a pretty interesting way to work around trade dress concerns for a game considering the nature of the real counterparts. Even over a year later, this video (along with many others) is just fantastic to watch

[@CompleteAnimation]

Of all the games included in this video, the one I was most surprised to see was Receiver.

[@ikagura]

Ah yes, that prototype indie charging simulator... kinda wish it got expanded

[@udenszirnis1644]

@@ikagura They released a update to it this year, improved the lighting and cut the hiccups on level load. Broke old mods, but madmen have made new and better ones allready.

[@AlexSeibel]

Mirror's edge too

[@nootnoot7396]

@@udenszirnis1644 oh shit they already have new mods? When I saw the game got an update I was crushed because I assumed the community was dead and the mods would never be updated

[@MrGible]

@@udenszirnis1644 new update? Damn, gonna play it

[@utkarshgaikwad]

"Sometimes ugly is beautiful and sometimes boring is exactly what you need."

[@Ltulrich]

I tried explaining this to my girlfriend.

[@daggerace9918]

So I have hope?

[@potatohead5986]

@@Ltulrich :)))))))))

[@8ozz287]

This guy can talk about the shit he took this morning and still make it sound interesting

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

There is an interesting saying about someone who has charismatic voice: "you can swear my family till morning and I wouldn't say anything"

[@engieknight]

This morning, a monster was created. Brown. Deadly. Smelled like bodies. It was 9:42 AM when a man named Ahoy felt an odd sensation. 20 minutes later, he made one of the greatest weapons. It was his own human shit. The GIANT SHIT HE TOOK THIS MORNING was created. Adopted in 2008, It fired .45 ACP rounds and it had such capabilities such as the fact it could kill a man within 200 meters, and could penetrate kevlar at 150. No amount of air freshener could fix it, and soon it had to be banned. The U.S banned the weapon among other deadly weapons merely 2 years after it's conception, and the geneva convention, along with many other weapons at the time, had banned this weapon. Only 12 years after it's original conception, it was never to see war again, and retired to cinema. It was too powerful for it's time. The shit that forgot to lose it's smell. The double flusher. The shit I took this morning. Thanks for watching, Iconic Arms will return.

[@baraqueobeme4720]

@@engieknight Not my proudest fap

[@legacyofvrak]

@@engieknight im reading this out loud with his voice and I'm not sure how to feel

[@8ozz287]

@@engieknight this is the best reply ive ever seen on youtube

[@SalveASMR]

Rest in Peace Gaston Glock. You made the slickest modern guns. 🕊️

[@nicholascauton9648]

He now joins the hall of fame of gun designers like Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, and John Moses Browning.

[@GoldSrc_]

"sometimes, ugly is beautiful" You been spying my mum's conversations about me or something?

[@onechilldude4247]

When she's alone she drinks to numb the guilt from the lies she has to tell

[@teoborges3949]

"Squad! We've Got Freeman!"

[@tacticalfall4505]

I’d transmitt to keep it at 69, but seeing it’s at 420, I’m keeping it there

[@Skiivin]

I doubt she's said anything since you cut that dreadful ponytail.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@Skiivin Hey don't diss the pony it's gr8

[@THIZZMONSTER]

Own a Glock 17 and I don’t care what anyone has to say, they are an engineering marvel. A man who had no firearm experience designed one of the most robust weapons every. Just awesome.

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

Agreed. I'd put him up there with Browning, Stoner, and Kalishnikov in terms of modern gunsmiths. The Glock was revolutionary and a far better design than H&K's Volkspistol.

[@sturmtruppen2353]

The glock 19 is the suggested carry pistol in the US for anyone no matter experience

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

@The Xenomorphian Yup, browning is a legend, and Winchester were fools to let him run off to FN.

[@BezzyBee03]

Glock 43 and 34 here. I agree with this statement

[@Rudeljaeger]

Uh that "no experience in weapon design = awesome gun" is actually not that uncommon. One of the best machine-guns ever, the MG-42, which is still used as the MG-3, was designed by someone who never designed guns before. Its believed he was succesfull because he was completly "free of though" and not influenced by gun-smithing dogma. He just designed what he believed was best

[@guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872]

Ahoy : "Glock As Secondary" Glock : it aint much, but its honest work. no thanks for likes, doesn't give me money.

[@ReySchultz121]

PUBG in arcade sniper battle, Glock 18 is litterally the most wanted weapon in the mode.

[@matiasfpm]

Lol. Like n° 1k

[@guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872]

@@ReySchultz121 wat about Glock 17?

[@guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872]

@@matiasfpm Danke Schön

[@spinyslasher6586]

@@guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 Glock 17 is semi auto. In sniper battle Glock 18 is the only full auto weapon aside from the VSS so it's the most wanted and also the most rare. I find more AWMs in my games than Glock 18s.

[@phoenixnfa]

RIP Gston Glock

[@TheSundayShooter]

𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐅 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬

[@762x69]

@@TheSundayShooter F

[@donet0death240]

A real one ☝️

[@abyazkarim6755]

"Neutral. Universal. Perfect."

[@avvvqvvv99]

That was so well done, a crescendo of adjectives.

[@duckmaneuvers]

"Tailor-made for terrorists.." No wonder Terrorists in the Counter-Strike series has Glocks as their default handgun

[@satoru556]

lmao ikr

[@subscribe4good]

Plus its got that full auto which is a feature for the t side and a counterpart to the ct silencer

[@suffer3828]

@@subscribe4good it's actually burst fire

[@subscribe4good]

@@suffer3828 yeah my bad, didn't want to be too detailed

[@subscribe4good]

@Raw cones you're gonna need to bit a bit more specific lmao

[@godofchips6288]

Beretta: Making guns is an art form. SIG: friendly fire is overrated. Colt: Stopin Powa. IMI: STOOOOOPING POWAAAAA. HK: it just works meatbag. Glock: *gun*

[@HominaHubba]

God Of Chips the HK one needs to sound more condescending and rich. Like “it just works, you poor meatbag”

[@downsjmmyjones101]

Glock: I make gun. It good. It go "pew pew".

[@tavovat]

i’m not even into guns like that but this comment funny asf 😭

[@potlick18]

HK: Stop being poor

[@potlick18]

SIG: Send in Gun

[@sharpkniveinlatvian1746]

I swear, Ahoy can make anything sound badass "What makes an utensil timeless is simple" "It can serve it's users for generations, and ensure that any attempt of replacement will be proven inadequate" "And for centuries, this one has done exactly that" "The pencil, a student's best friend for any adversary"

[@DaDARKPass]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@softlysnowing3959]

Me, with a pen:

[@DashingSteel]

Ahoy after watching John Wick

[@latetodaparty]

Ahoy after playing hitman:

[@ReimersLeDumb]

"But how did the pencil became such a friend of us?" "What makes them be so useful in the long way of a student or an agent, being yet, so simple?" "And is actually the number 2, the number one?"

[@pharaohthedawg3545]

Whenever Ahoy uploads I feel like I just won the lottery

[@errorun1413]

Who else thought it was a dream when you got the Ahoy: Glock Notification

[@cheney2455]

me.

[@NRGpony]

Just recently bought a glock so I came

[@PershingDragoon]

Every time a new Ahoy video comes out.

[@somedumbass8279]

yep

[@Zer0Tr1gger]

"Sometimes boring is exactly what you need." Function over form in a nutshell. It just *works.* And that's the only thing that matters.

[@headglitch7003]

*Glock 44 has enter chat*

[@Br00tz966]

You see, the difference between works and works well is the same difference between glock and sig; in that order.

[@umcaraqualquer3640]

@@Br00tz966 I would take a P229 over a Glock any time. Never again I want a plastic pistol melting in my hand.

[@Br00tz966]

@@umcaraqualquer3640 Amen. If there's a gun for self defense, its sig, and it sure as shit ain't a glock.

[@nolongerusing7430]

Then what gun does both function AND form?

[@Kyrian_W]

Coming back here on New Year’s Eve after learning Gaston Glock died a few days ago. RIP o7

[@connoryoung5297]

9:28 Only some of us gun nerds caught this, but when he says "Perfect" it is a reference to Glock's company motto "Glock, Perfection".

[@smorrey5002]

He says perfect

[@connoryoung5297]

@@smorrey5002 You get the gist though.

[@smorrey5002]

@@connoryoung5297 yeah u right

[@memerman3697]

quiet

[@silvertheelf]

Cool. ^ that has the same energy as the title of this video.

[@Mr-Patate87]

This channel is purely underrated. Oh, and we need the FAMAS.

[@neargaming2057]

Someone made their own video on it in this style kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2aWnWiHpLKdoa8

[@BlueRockEye]

The FN SCAR would be great to see too

[@pyeitme508]

@@BlueRockEye or the HK416. Maybe the Milkor MGLs too.

[@BlueRockEye]

@@pyeitme508 The HK416 would be nice to see

[@Doomgel]

Now that is a truly hideous weapon

[@RedheadButNotReally]

"So...welcome to the default option." There it is. There's the whole video, right there. xD

[@GiRaTiNaKoS]

Rest in Peace Mr. Shovel Maker

[@kingdededethegod5313]

I swear this guy can make anything sound very threatening

[@Foxillon]

"The paperclip : Metallic, Bendable, Practical"

[@homelessswede9675]

KingDededeTheGod this has been said like a dozen times,stop

[@Midnight-Starfish]

"The Sneakers: comfy, dependable, and cheap as hell."

[@CaveyMoth]

The spoon: Every-man's scoop. Mind-bending. (There is no spoon) Effective for any meal encounter.

[@theopenrift]

"The pencil. Mistake-proof. Reusable. The perfect unassuming weapon."

[@holo379]

"Tailor-Made For Terrorists" Explains why T Side has glocks

[@bandanafool1497]

Me: i wonder what KZbin recomends me toda- KZbin: GLOCK

[@gams8024]

Roan Melaan ok

[@famoterlhh4993]

rest in peace Gaston Glock he made striker fired pistols popular, and one of the most popular and customisable platforms

[@TheSecondVersion]

Cashier: "So, will that be cash or plastic?" Robber: (draws glock) "Plastic."

[@eliot.s_2672]

Vito C *pays with plastic*

[@CeaerCeaer]

KiloB24 I’d say the same about you.

[@eliot.s_2672]

KiloB24 woosh

[@CeaerCeaer]

EcloyJ _ I was about to do an r/ihavereddit on you then I realized you were the guy I was trying to defend, lmao.

[@eliot.s_2672]

Ceaer Cear lmao, woosh is already kinda ironic af

[@robbystokoe5161]

I would really like a reference for that "Terror in Plastic" headline.

[@l.k5244]

Probably some shitty tabloid like the sun lol

[@GiangNguyen-fb5wr]

It's an opinion piece from the Washington Post. www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1988/03/06/terror-in-plastic/0763fe1a-80dc-4234-9e96-18ca7bba0a29/

[@llolinlaik]

@@GiangNguyen-fb5wr of course is the Washington post lol

[@julien7337]

@@llolinlaik Who else would it be?

[@chaosXP3RT]

@@GiangNguyen-fb5wr Not surprising that the liberals at the Washington Post don't understand firearms

[@PeterPing]

The way he pronounced German words is always the music to my ears.

[@koryfredrick1164]

Ikr, I‘m always super impressed. I think I only heard him pronounce H&K as „Heckler and Kosh“ once, and from then on, it was perfect.

[@cougar2k720]

Gaston Glock, the reclusive engineer and tycoon who developed one of the world's best-selling handguns that revolutionized the industry, died on Dec 27, 2023 aged 94.

[@Vintay]

Titles in 2018: The origin of the glock explained' Titles in 2019: *glock*

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Vintay Titles in 2020:

[@aldobautista4185]

Ahoy’s titles

[@bruhdabones]

Vintay true

[@toaster9922]

Minimalism

[@RakiRatvian1999]

we have to go back to the first title, and define what title is and what isn't

[@GoblinKnightLeo]

"How did Glock become so popular?" Marketing, largely. Besides the marketing, the primary advantage is that they're dead simple guns, they're functionally indestructible and they'll eat almost any ammunition you shove in them.

[@Science-ev1he]

And because it rhymes with a lot of things... LIKE CO - !

[@redstromesoup6563]

It can do anything you neednit to! It'll do the dishes, take the dog out for a walk, fly a helicopter. It can DO anything. DAMN this shit so good ove sold my car, karen took the kids, the US military currently outside my door but at least ill have my cock uh i mean my glock.

[@MisterBones2910]

AK o' pistols

[@GoblinKnightLeo]

@@MisterBones2910 Funnily enough the Glock is much better with sand and mud than the AK - the AK has a big open slot for the charging handle.

[@danteinpuro319]

Eat almost any ammo you put in it...what about .50 AE the rounds used in the desert eagle, actually now that I think about it, it'll probably just destroy the gun itself

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

This dude used his God voice to discuss Glock references in gangster rap.

[@keklulu332]

glad to hear I wasn't the only one to find it hype af

[@cebruthius]

"cock my glock" wtf! xD

[@ojsilva1975]

Rest In Perfection, Gaston Glock. (1929-2023) 🙏🏽

[@luiscastle9804]

When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you really are- Drax

[@paeratatahuriorangi498]

“Or you’re rich” - Tupac 2020

[@micahbd6077]

The Løser bruh

[@xtrmsword7127]

The Løser bruh

[@bananasrotate7821]

The Løser bruh

[@ineedwoman3204]

@@paeratatahuriorangi498 bruh

[@ganjamcninja]

"Sometimes ugly is beautiful. And sometimes boring is exactly what you need." Describes me in a nutshell.

[@Seb_No.13]

Same here

[@Sanford047]

Except i don't need you... I think

[@joacor1918]

Imagine your last name being “Glock”, that sounds badass

[@marcosbradanovic9100]

Mr.Glock

[@Headgasket-]

Sir glock

[@dondeka2086]

bob glock, andy glock, chris glock

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Me. G

[@scareraven9669]

Imagine being named Bigh Glock lol

[@inthegabberstudios7839]

Watching this again in memory of Gaston Glock

[@loveshankme]

Every time these show up, it feels like an *event.* I have to cancel everything I do that day, just to watch one of these. Fantastic job as usual!

[@dankovac1609]

I get ya

[@FigmentHF]

I literally get a tingle up my spine and I do a little celebratory wiggle. I’m immensely grateful for Ahoy’s s-tier content

[@pinoyzlayer]

You have to cancel everything you do that whole day for a 10 minute video?

[@kenmeri5832]

i always save then for later in the day, so i can sit down, with a drink and a snack, and watch another masterpiece

[@commissarthorne3894]

I glad I'm not the only one who feels that way XD

[@darthvader280]

"Sometimes ugly is beautiful. And sometimes boring is exactly what you need" Sounds like a good pickup line. Thanks Ahoy.

[@Foxxie0kun]

Hey, sometimes the pretty and interesting ones come with a lot of drawbacks and baggage to juggle with. That applies to both people and guns, too!

[@andrewstewart1464]

The motto of daily driver Toyotas and concealed carry weapons alike. The Volkswagen Beetle moon lander ad says it best: "It's ugly, but it gets you there."

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Gaston Glock: "It just works."

[@johnturner7952]

Rest In Peace Gaston Glock

[@xCCflierx]

"The Glock is for everyone." Most romantic shit ever. Its like motorcycles and classic cars that are so simple and cheap that you can clean and maintain it yourself.

[@bigdivk475]

HEY NO MARKETING HERE!!!

[@andrejbusin3508]

Its for everyone, if u got 700+ dollars lying around.

[@CrizzyEyes]

Eh, nah. I got mine for a little over 500. Don't understand all the hipster hate for Glock. Easy-to-see sights, good ergonomics, good accuracy, and it's literally four parts when you field strip it. This coming from a guy who typically enjoys shooting a 1911.

[@andrejbusin3508]

@patrick howard i would but their production ceased resently.

[@tony_5156]

Crazy Eyes I think the glock is over hyped overrated

[@borismuller86]

At this point, I’d watch Ahoy explain paper clip development.

[@colonialgutentagen9736]

Boris Müller “design wise it’s ugly and very bendable, but became a wonder for all office workers, and fidgety children, who are just bored at home”

[@kiddhkane]

Considering how much research he would do for it, we could all learn a lot from it.

[@mjeverette3858]

I mean I’m not complaining

[@tjgordon5]

@@colonialgutentagen9736 he would even work Glock into it and say the G in the Glock logo was comprised of a bent paperclip

[@Joseph-yh8gn]

Speaking of Austrian firearms, I would like to see an Iconic Arms video on the Steyr AUG.

[@YaBoiEye]

Me too, its my favorite gun

[@thekingofforketh6516]

@@YaBoiEye same (in video games, guns are illegal here)

[@YaBoiEye]

@@thekingofforketh6516 thats why I live in mother fuckin USA

[@thekingofforketh6516]

@@YaBoiEye Nah mate, could never live there. I'd be dead within a few weeks just going out to get groceries because no-one wears masks and people all carry guns. Too easy to just murder someone there.

[@Prodawg]

@@thekingofforketh6516 you know masks don't actually protect you from covid?

[@DiegoClaudioSergio]

R.I.P Gaston Glock

[@hamsterg4997]

RIP GG

[@jrapcdaikari]

seeing Ahoy playing Modern Warfare 2019 makes me wish he did a CoD weapon series again for this game... I miss it so much

[@mohamednail1707]

Especially with the gunsmith and the good reloading animation

[@marvinfootpenis819]

Reason why I love MW19 gunsmith, recoil, and the reload animations. Hate it because of footsteps and SBMM

[@kriegscommissarmccraw4205]

"Xclusive ace" for the gun stats

[@jrapcdaikari]

@@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 yeah, but I just miss Ahoy's style of weapon guides (including the puns)

[@benfennell6842]

@@marvinfootpenis819 what's wrong with Sbmm?

[@Zer0Tr1gger]

Desert Eagle: Who cares about practicality when you've got a golden gun that shoots giant bullets? Glock: Hold my affordable, high-capacity, easy-to-use gun. Austrian Military: We'll take 25,000 please.

[@firedskull5015]

Also glock can be fired in auto fire.

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@firedskull5015 Sort of, only the G18 and G18C can fire auto by default, for other calibers you'd need conversion kits

[@deus_ex_machina_]

The Desert Eagle can be used as an anti-materiel pistol if shot at vehicle engine blocks.

[@Guy.B]

@@deus_ex_machina_ I'm not sure, I believe some US police forces use Barrett M82's or M107's for that.

[@Guy.B]

@Jose Rivera Yeah, that's what a 50 BMG ap tends to do.

[@diel6755]

"I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon" Just slap fade skin to it

[@HaliOnRepeat]

ƓєηєяαƖ Ɛccнι you can get one hit headshots with it, can’t you?

[@thing.]

@@HaliOnRepeat no you cant. especially at really long ranges like t spawn to mid where you can hit him for 90

[@zedaddy3530]

The only thing good about this is that it's free Also maybe it's range compared to the USP-S/P200 USP-S gang here

[@pudie8952]

@@zedaddy3530 Burst fire at CQB can be lethal if used properly

[@zedaddy3530]

@@pudie8952 ikr I was only joking

[@thanosdevito]

"Tailor-made for terrorists" Me: *_laughs in CS:GO_*

[@ack_my_leg1228]

Where it is the worst weapon🤣

[@thanosdevito]

@@ack_my_leg1228 The worst weapon is the Zeus and you know it.

[@ack_my_leg1228]

@@thanosdevitoI meant the worst weapon that can possibly kill you

[@guitarninja416]

thanos devito laughs in m249

[@thanosdevito]

@@guitarninja416 At least the M249 has range and can do considerable damage.

[@georginho36]

everyone when they hear glock: ah yes, a gun me, a percussionist: *_g l o c k e n s p i e l_*

[@SimonJSlou]

I compose music and my orchestral friends that also play shooters enjoy the novelty of a sheet of music with "glock." written on it

[@HaxxorElite]

Percussionist?

[@engineergaming5989]

I was thinking of a hentai

[@zetsuei53]

Your response immediately made me start singing "Shrimp Glockenspiel"

[@nonameattached9671]

Wow! So quirky that you thought of a glockenspiel instead of a gun regardless of context. You are so cool because you are in band, and quite frankly, you are automatically ten times cooler because of it. So zany!

[@Smilomaniac]

"Tailor made for terrorists" I wonder which gun company ordered that hit piece.

[@badger6728]

Five bucks says Springfield or Remington.

[@ComissarYarrick]

Honestly I always atribuited this whole "invisible to airport security" myth to just general firearms ignorance among journalists

[@ThompsonExpress]

ComissarYarrick key words: "ignorance" "journalism"

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@ComissarYarrick I thought it was a Die Hard movie that accidentally made that popular?

[@strider04]

@@badger6728 na probably sig or colt

[@cathuru6841]

RIP Gaston, truly a titan will be missed

[@heyyou9472]

it ranges in *literally every size* It has XS, S, M, L XL.

[@nedla7838]

Most pistol makers do. No shade though

[@timewave02012]

What Glock doesn't do is allow mixing and matching frame and slide length, like the Sig P320.

[@TheSecondVersion]

Imagine a Glock chambered in .50 Action Express. The Desert Glock

[@heyyou9472]

Vito C *My god.*

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

@@TheSecondVersion Still waiting for a Glock in: · .357 (no, .357 SIG does _not_ count) · 9x25 Dillon · .38 Super · 7.5 FK · 5.7x28 -· .22LR or .22WMR- Guess that's a thing now as of this morning. · 7.62x25 Tokarev · 9x21 IMI