Who would win: a.) An Italian arms manufacturer that had been making arms since the 1500s b.) A dude who had invented 17 things, making his first gun
@jakubzidek4 жыл бұрын
One day you invent a soluable toilet paper, the next day you invent a gun that takes over the world.
@randomnepali77724 жыл бұрын
@@jakubzidek Zero to Hero: Weapons manufacturers hate him! How did he do it? Click here to find out!
@user-pq4by2rq9y4 жыл бұрын
A dude who earns a living making Tupperware*
@bouvardc.23344 жыл бұрын
I would take the m9 over the glock any day. I am not a military guy though and they look for different things.
@MrLolx2u4 жыл бұрын
@@bouvardc.2334 The M9 wasn't that good in honesty. Initially at least. When it was 1st released, the Glock had no issue but the M9 or the 92 at that time had a catastrophic failure and that's the slide could be easily dislodged when you just grab the slide, push it slightly back and then yank it forwards and the whole barrel assembly and the slide could come out. This raised some form of concern for police force that had gotten it and it became a big hoohah in the gun community and Beretta had to call in many of their pistols just to fix the issue.
@hatendiscontent4 жыл бұрын
"Welcome... to the default option" is such a great line.
@Gianski1504 жыл бұрын
And he put up the Payday 2 clip with the glock since its the starter weapon that started it.
@fakhriekananda97644 жыл бұрын
CSGO Terrorist : "back at our start"
@Lucios19954 жыл бұрын
@@Gianski150 I was wondering why he didn't use the STRYK which is the game's version of the Glock 18
@CBRN-1154 жыл бұрын
His ending quotes are always awesome
@Modernww2fare4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one. That line perfectly summarized the glock
@generalgreevus87733 жыл бұрын
Me to my 2 glocks: "Don't listen to him. You're not ugly you're beautiful and I love you both."
@Alex448093 жыл бұрын
Man you americans are mad. In germany youre not allowed to carry a firearm but I would love to own a Glock 19, the most beautyful Pistole in my eyes. But I think in 45ACP the 1911 is a bigger beauty.
@felixc.34443 жыл бұрын
@@Alex44809 Germany has its fair share of funny laws, like not showing harm on law enforcement in games (unless that’s defunct)
@Alex448093 жыл бұрын
@@thebigsad5402 yes Switzerland got very liberal gun laws, but when you cross the border to germany the border control will search your car so its quite difficult to bring guns to germany. And even if I got one, I would go to prison if I would use the gun for home defense. I served two years in the military and I know how to use a firearm but the only thing I can defend my family with is a baseball bat or a kichen knife... I think of should be easier to buy a gun in germany.
@Itstwofourteen3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex44809 I prefer the US' mantra of "you are ultimately responsible for your own safety." Coming from Brasil, where you couldn't own weapons and the police was (at the time) completely ineffective and/or corrupt as all hell, that idea was incredibly refreshing. As soon as I had money for it, the very first pistol I bought was a Glock. The damn thing just runs great and is pretty accurate. Hell, it's the fucking Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla of the handgun world. In other words, boringly reliable lol.
@Itstwofourteen3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex44809 ...mind you, tho, that every state in the US is different in regards to weapons ownership. Some are pretty lax, while others make gun laws in Europe seem tame by comparison. Most states fall somewhere in between, and a Concealed Weapons License from one state is usually reciprocal in some other states (not always the case tho, and some state rules may apply too.)
@teawithaura5 ай бұрын
Dec. 27, 2023. Rest in peace, Gaston Glock. Your ingenuity for polymer set the gold standard for what a handgun can do and became holstered by just about the whole world.
@JoseHernandez-xv2bt5 ай бұрын
I just found about his passing. I’m quite sadden that’s he no longer alive, but damn did he leave a legacy
@Tau-5-weeb5 ай бұрын
man made a pistol you can 3d print o7
@pvt.potato19435 ай бұрын
@@Tau-5-weebNot really, still requires a metal slide and barrel.
@mdenizcoban4 ай бұрын
@@pvt.potato1943 there are industrial machines that can literally 3D print metal or at least similar stuff inside sand though
@ocnarf404 ай бұрын
@@mdenizcobanare they fit to tolerate the pressure of a 9mm going off, however? I doubt so
@maliciousbendover20874 жыл бұрын
Beginning: This gun is ugly. End: It's Perfect.
@podmonkey25014 жыл бұрын
Its both. They have a tendency to really grow in the owner, after awhile disdain for its boxy appearance can turn to admiration for its efficient design and function. Or not, to each their own.
@halo100014 жыл бұрын
@@podmonkey2501 yeah but there are some really nice slides out there that make the gun beautiful in its own right.
@nothoundyy4 жыл бұрын
halo10001 yes yes yess!
@UberJamesMan4 жыл бұрын
That's a reference to the phrase "Glock perfection"
@somerandomassguyontheinter28694 жыл бұрын
the glock is the butterface of the gun world. it does it’s job, and does it very well, but it’s not the most beautiful looking pistol out there.
@zodual85393 жыл бұрын
dude imagine telling someone "ay i got a new glock" and pulling out a doorknob
@imwastedhere3 жыл бұрын
Or knife
@andreivaldez29293 жыл бұрын
I bought a Glock knife. Kinda the same as their pistols: boring, half plastic, but works.
@user-mg7wh8zq6v3 жыл бұрын
or a curtain rod
@notjustinyeetroblox99283 жыл бұрын
lol
@bojanglesfries3 жыл бұрын
They also make shirts.
@LaikaTheG2 жыл бұрын
NATO: “Are ya winning son?” Beretta: “I got beat by a damn shovel maker!”
@huidromrajendrasingh692 Жыл бұрын
So no?
@PilotTed Жыл бұрын
NGL I would take a Berreta 92 over a glock 17 or 19. I just love their look and compared to the glock, they really don't have any shortcomings.
@ctrain149 Жыл бұрын
@@PilotTed I actually think the Beretta is more fun to shoot too. Sure it needs some lube but I'm not exactly out in combat every day so no big
@LordTrashcanRulez Жыл бұрын
@@PilotTed I used to like the Berreta too but now I prefer the glock, generic look aside it's better in every single way
@dioarya627510 ай бұрын
Steyr AUG, being a marvel of polymer-made firearms that inspires Gaston Glock: *The future is now, old man...*
@purplehaze23583 жыл бұрын
You’re telling me that the Glock was the seventeenth invention, EVER, of a guy who didn’t even make guns beforehand, and it managed to beat out not one, not two, but THREE heavyweight pre-established arms manufacturers? That’s not only impressive, that borders on underdog story. Frankly, it sounds too good to be true.
@deusexaethera2 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate just how badly established manufacturers will phone-in the designs of their new products. Mr. Glock was the only one in the competition who actually _tried_ to design a new handgun.
@SirAroace2 жыл бұрын
technically it his 17 patent, their may be other inventions he never patented.
@antrex69402 жыл бұрын
Says the man who wants to bolt a chainsaw cannon to 2406's arm..
@Jasonsminiadventure2 жыл бұрын
The mark of a natural born engineer.
@ethoman042 жыл бұрын
@@antrex6940 lol i get the reference
@DHDZ03043 жыл бұрын
Glock is rated E for everyone
@saberkiller45673 жыл бұрын
Just__Vibin__ only in America
@Halal_Dan3 жыл бұрын
@@saberkiller4567 We out here having self defense rights and shit
@themixer50293 жыл бұрын
Is this the trailer
@Halal_Dan3 жыл бұрын
@John Mooney >need Kinda cringe
@yesatitsfinest3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean K for kids ( only at the end of the barrel tho)
@pussywran4 жыл бұрын
"Ahoy" the definition of quality not quantity
@Mike_roads4 жыл бұрын
You can say that again but somebody please give ahoy More Resources
@theopenrift4 жыл бұрын
Yet he has such a large catalogue of fantastic videos. Albeit spread apart from each other. It's amazing there's so many.
@rightshoe11884 жыл бұрын
The lethal version of colossal is crazy
@dillonc79554 жыл бұрын
Many KZbinrs rush out content so quickly, that they make me forget how they've acquired so many subscribers in the first place. I'm glad Ahoy hasn't fallen into that pit with how few videos he's made lately.
@zephyrkds18394 жыл бұрын
SovietWomble join the chat
@Chaud314233 жыл бұрын
For early videogames, the rigid rectangle of the weapon was probably great to render while being recognizable.
@DinsRune2 жыл бұрын
Duke 3D has a shockingly recognizable Glock as the starting pistol, considering you're mostly seeing the back and top of the slide.
@commscan314 Жыл бұрын
@@DinsRuneHalf-Life also has an amazing Glock model for the era.
@thelordofthelostbraincells Жыл бұрын
Like the famas in metal gear 1.
@mutasim85903 жыл бұрын
"sometimes ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need" Now that's an inspirational quote
@Texghilsm Жыл бұрын
I am the 69th like
@mutasim8590 Жыл бұрын
@@Texghilsm congrats
@kingofcrimson4177 Жыл бұрын
Imagine telling that line to your date? 😂
@priitmolder64755 ай бұрын
@@kingofcrimson4177 I did... went as you can imagine...
@fastony96594 жыл бұрын
As my uncle says about Glocks; Pro: it shoots like a Glock Con: it shoots like a Glock
@berbtheguy4 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey Epstein wait a fucking minute
@mhavy_v64 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Epstein you're still alive eh?!
@mryam50154 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey Epstein who killed u
@vincentprime7404 жыл бұрын
its a very destructive squirt gun.
@chaospanda90004 жыл бұрын
Anthony Sanchez glock >everything’s else
@garlicbread9414 жыл бұрын
Imagine submitting a pistol to an army and getting beat by some shovel maker
@Theguitararcher4 жыл бұрын
Glock: You have witnessed only a fraction of my power.
@alejandrorivas45854 жыл бұрын
The equivalent would be like if John Deere won the next F1 championship
@squidscouch21694 жыл бұрын
And at one point the curtain rods and door knobs. Glocks are awesome though.
@s1d3k1ckRO4 жыл бұрын
@@alejandrorivas4585 it's like the Lamborghini of the weapon world lol
@BlueShift20004 жыл бұрын
In fact: Steyr makes cars (like the Supra and the G-Class and even more), Guns and Tractors. The links are to wikipedia and they are very interesting to read. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Steyr en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Arms en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Tractor Edit: Steyr is also known for the "Allradantrieb" for Mercedes and the Fiat Panda Sisley 4x4
@tiredtomoko78895 ай бұрын
RIP Gaston Glock July 19, 1929 - December 27, 2023
@darkninjacorporation5 ай бұрын
In memoriam, Gaston Glock, died today December 27, 2023. Just an outsider with an idea that changed the industry. The best kinds of firearms designers.
@SupersuMC4 ай бұрын
o7
@ElliFong4 жыл бұрын
"Civilian, police, military, gangbanger." Add scientist in orange suit to the list too
@ArcturusOTE4 жыл бұрын
And special ops soldiers with a mask as well as..... Barney
@jordandalton99714 жыл бұрын
Gordon Freeman used an hk usp match actually. Hate to be that guy but
@Kingofekedalen4 жыл бұрын
@@jordandalton9971 Only in Half Life 2. The pistol was a glock in the original Half Life.
@jordandalton99714 жыл бұрын
@@Kingofekedalen my mistake. As you were.
@prec1sion5484 жыл бұрын
Add the Phoenix Connection too!
@dunamisd4 жыл бұрын
The whole “tailor made for terrorists” thing sounds like an attempt from a rival to eliminate competition
@exoticcreature30594 жыл бұрын
I call it propaganda. To imply that the people can't be trusted to have anything with tactical use. Hell, to imply the people can't so much as have 6 shots before reloading.
@romaliop4 жыл бұрын
The greatest innovation of American weapons manufacturers. Banning the competition.
@cringothebot2764 жыл бұрын
A lot of it was just political bluster to make people in the US distrust foreign firearms even more. "Remember: We only want the bad guns"
@exoticcreature30594 жыл бұрын
@Raw cones Lets not forget the other fairy tales. 1) We're incapable of everything. Only government government can keep us safe and alive. At the very least this should make people realize the government is calling them stupid. 2) Every right in the Bill of Rights is under attack by thousands of 'laws' designed to make the Bill of Rights illegal........for our protection, of COURSE! :P
@mikuhatsunegoshujin4 жыл бұрын
@Raw cones You, organize your own government. You don't need companies telling you what you should and shouldn't do, unfortunately they are in control of the government so you're already right.
@pistolpeteshoe57785 ай бұрын
Gaston Glock has just passed away recently on December 27, 2023. He now joins John Moses Browning, John Garand, Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Dieudonné Saive, and others as one of the most influential gun designers of all time.
@matthew_natividad5 ай бұрын
🫡
@marianolaguzzi2 жыл бұрын
I personally love the look of the Glock series of pistols. There's something so nice about its simple, boxy design
@sauravsinha88752 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nicholascauton9648 Жыл бұрын
Ditto. Simple, reliable, and effective is the best way to summarize the Glock.
@Operater_Silverhandman Жыл бұрын
Same
@bitmikealerts_lol Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@DinsRune Жыл бұрын
The Glock does have a certain je ne sai quois. Reminds me of "brutalist" architecture or something, beauty and aesthetic found through simple shapes and harsh lines.
@Misha-dr9rh3 жыл бұрын
"Gaston Glock" NO ONE SHOOTS LIKE GASTON NO ONE GUNSMITHS LIKE GASTON
@cheezcake2523 жыл бұрын
beauty and the beast alternate universe be like:
@sapateirovalentin3483 жыл бұрын
Beauty and the best: high school musical
@cheezcake2523 жыл бұрын
@@sapateirovalentin348 oh-
@anothrnoml3 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@Schregger3 жыл бұрын
@@sapateirovalentin348 Im and both cringing and laughing at that image... then again, Im imagining the song number in question, but with Gaston's head replaced by a Glock 17...
@DragonDoFogo4 жыл бұрын
“Sometime ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need” That’s a pick up line I could use xD
@thunderb00m4 жыл бұрын
Did it work?
@DaveSmith-cp5kj3 жыл бұрын
@@thunderb00m Dude can't reply anymore. He is drowning in the puss.
@tsrmmercy8363 жыл бұрын
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj no no no, He is to busy you see. He has puss to destroy.
@masonzhang17923 жыл бұрын
Lemme know when it works! ;)
@cortex82393 жыл бұрын
Cringe. Fucking XD In the modern day?
@_amrbadr_3 жыл бұрын
0:18 the glock is so amazing , IT SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF.
@dang3r6113 жыл бұрын
Of course it did. He used it to shoot the live sea mines they were carrying.
@trunorth88093 жыл бұрын
@@dang3r611 its a reference to the flex tape commercials
@holdguard46242 жыл бұрын
I’ve always known this Q-TE of MW3 was particularly outlandish, but this comment has made me question: Is it realistic? 9 mm isn’t a strong caliber, but the shells of those sea mines must be tougher than to be penetrated by 9mm. Are they?
@anormalhuman2662 жыл бұрын
@@holdguard4624 shhh just enjoy the jokee
@jakebell22942 жыл бұрын
THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE
@Trav117x5 ай бұрын
Gaston Glock 1929-2023 Rest in Peace “The Glock: Neutral. Universal. Perfect.”
@Whatshuangdoin4 жыл бұрын
“I gotta be honest, this kinda a boring weapon” Able to entertain me for 10 minutes straight
@wanchorman4724 жыл бұрын
best of all it's a reference to his subreddit
@mannemarco3334 жыл бұрын
Not even 10 minutes but Okkkkkkk
@royaltygaming_K4 жыл бұрын
@@mannemarco333 about bruv.
@HoangNguyen-oz4fj4 жыл бұрын
Hello there fellow Vietnamese! Quite a pleasant surprise.
@royaltygaming_K4 жыл бұрын
@@HoangNguyen-oz4fj THEY ARE IN THE TREES. *Begins to spray an m60 before the gun itself just fucking dies*
@mindshuffler33324 жыл бұрын
"I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon." But I'm willing to bet that you're just the person to make it sound interesting.
@sebastianvazquez27834 жыл бұрын
And so he did.
@potatto85344 жыл бұрын
He made it more interesting than a rock
@ranwolf764 жыл бұрын
@@potatto8534 he can make a rock sound interesting
@Donkeymaster90004 жыл бұрын
The Paperclip. Small, ubiquitous and very deadly in the hands of an SAS soldier
@ranwolf764 жыл бұрын
@@Donkeymaster9000 just ask Bullseye
@SalveASMR5 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace Gaston Glock. You made the slickest modern guns. 🕊️
@nicholascauton964810 күн бұрын
He now joins the hall of fame of gun designers like Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, and John Moses Browning.
@GiRaTiNaKoS5 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace Mr. Shovel Maker
@pimmemaster61734 жыл бұрын
"The Glock Is for everybody" Fun for the whole family
@Volatile1274 жыл бұрын
bring the kids! and the dog too!
@desupocalypse4 жыл бұрын
@@Volatile127 "and the dog too" [ATF intensifies]
@balasankarajith29234 жыл бұрын
*AMERICA 100*
@abdullahahsan98094 жыл бұрын
Goddamn It i was gonna comment that
@demilembias25274 жыл бұрын
yes, this is what like 30-40% of Americans actually believe.
@craytoncaswell45583 жыл бұрын
"Ugly" Someone please show this man a Hi-Point
@scheise44333 жыл бұрын
We don't speak that name around these parts.
@bruh45833 жыл бұрын
@Chill Sodaa yet they work...
@Apollo57523533 жыл бұрын
@@bruh4583 and very durable!
@whatisausername993 жыл бұрын
And have much spread, too!
@sk8terzane8183 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie they look better than Lugers
@phoenixnfa5 ай бұрын
RIP Gston Glock
@TheSundayShooter5 ай бұрын
𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐅 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬
@762x695 ай бұрын
@@TheSundayShooter F
@donet0death2404 ай бұрын
A real one ☝️
@ThatOneFriendlyDude2 жыл бұрын
Fun little tidbit: the "Glock" in Insurgency: Sandstorm is actually based on the Polymer80, a series of partially-incomplete Glock-compatible frames designed to be finished by lawful home builders in the US as they aren't finished to the extent that they're considered firearms, and thus can be shipped and sold in the same ways as any other unregulated goods within the country; a pretty interesting way to work around trade dress concerns for a game considering the nature of the real counterparts. Even over a year later, this video (along with many others) is just fantastic to watch
@OksDingus3 жыл бұрын
“It’s just a gun. It’s just a gun that does its job extraordinary well.”
@Johntravoltaaaa3 жыл бұрын
Unless it's csgo
@CloaksCosplays3 жыл бұрын
Everyone who has ever had to summarize the glock has said nothing more than "it's not pretty but it gets the job done."
@juliantran42843 жыл бұрын
@@Johntravoltaaaa i mean if u could aim
@the-letter_s3 жыл бұрын
until it blows up in your hands.
@olliegoria3 жыл бұрын
@@juliantran4284 aim it all you want, its still a friggin BB pistol more or less
@_Envous3 жыл бұрын
Dude can make anything sound dangerous and entertaining “A can, carrying ominous chemicals. One spray in the face, and you’ll feel like you’re blind. *The Pepper Spray.”*
@jackiceton45223 жыл бұрын
He could make a blanket
@re57k3 жыл бұрын
@@jackiceton4522 ...sound like a weapon of mass destruction
@kriegscommissarmccraw42053 жыл бұрын
And you read it in his voice too, entirely by accident
@_Envous3 жыл бұрын
imagine having 123 likes 😳😳😳😳
@kurubyy3 жыл бұрын
*o m i n o u s c h e m i c a l s*
@sharpkniveinlatvian17463 жыл бұрын
I swear, Ahoy can make anything sound badass "What makes an utensil timeless is simple" "It can serve it's users for generations, and ensure that any attempt of replacement will be proven inadequate" "And for centuries, this one has done exactly that" "The pencil, a student's best friend for any adversary"
@DaDARKPass2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@softlysnowing3959 Жыл бұрын
Me, with a pen:
@DashingSteel Жыл бұрын
Ahoy after watching John Wick
@eascolorado Жыл бұрын
Ahoy after playing hitman:
@ReimersLeDumb Жыл бұрын
"But how did the pencil became such a friend of us?" "What makes them be so useful in the long way of a student or an agent, being yet, so simple?" "And is actually the number 2, the number one?"
@Kyrian_W5 ай бұрын
Coming back here on New Year’s Eve after learning Gaston Glock died a few days ago. RIP o7
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
"Like a gun drawn by a child" Technically, AK-47s are also guns drawn by children
@solucian4 жыл бұрын
Well said my guy.
@Chris-yy5pj4 жыл бұрын
Brilliantly based
@slaughterround6434 жыл бұрын
I think you're looking at it backwards; the AK influenced how people thought of guns to the point where, even to a child, that's the default
@enesduraku60874 жыл бұрын
@@slaughterround643 r/woosh
@idunno4024 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for laughing
@josiahricafrente5854 жыл бұрын
Gaston Glock?! “NNNNOOOOOOOO OOOOONNNNE....” “Shoots like Gaston,” “Makes guns good like Gaston...” ....I’ll uh show myself out now....
@BRindustries4 жыл бұрын
"No-one sprays 9mm bullets like Gaston!"
@danteherrera50874 жыл бұрын
No no... Continue.
@JackClockerinos4 жыл бұрын
@@BRindustries "I'm especially good at gun modifying" "17 rounds for Gaston!"
@kaiflood60614 жыл бұрын
When I was a lad I shot 5 dozen rounds, so that I could get *large*!
@m0n0x4 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, get back in here and finish the eldritch horror you started to create
@inthegabberstudios78395 ай бұрын
Watching this again in memory of Gaston Glock
@AlbanyHermes5 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Gaston Glock
@HuyHoang-kx6wj3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the default option." Thats the most gaming words one could use to describe a glock
@gspapp3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@platiuscyndar90173 жыл бұрын
when did he say that?
@LydCal9993 жыл бұрын
@@platiuscyndar9017 right at the end of the video, it was the beginning of the conclusion
@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber3 жыл бұрын
@@platiuscyndar9017 at 8:55
@Adam-oh3vu3 жыл бұрын
It's like an average office worker, nothing special, just there to get the job done.
@Obsidian723 жыл бұрын
"Its ugly, like a gun drawn by a child" me looking at the FP-45 Liberator: uhhhh what about now?
@SniperOnSunday3 жыл бұрын
The FP-45 is a piece of art and you will respect it.
@legendaryweegee53313 жыл бұрын
@@SniperOnSunday looks like a piece of modern art
@Ray.64063 жыл бұрын
@@SniperOnSunday Yeah fucking abstract art lmfao
@supremevodka17353 жыл бұрын
FP-45 is pretty ugly to me
@myusername36893 жыл бұрын
@ExDeeXD Music The caretaker art or William Utermohlen.
@AutisticJester775 ай бұрын
The man just died recently, I decided to watch this video in remembrance of the man
@Vintay4 жыл бұрын
Titles in 2018: The origin of the glock explained' Titles in 2019: *glock*
@thebaseandtriflingcreature1744 жыл бұрын
Vintay Titles in 2020:
@aldobautista41854 жыл бұрын
Ahoy’s titles
@bruhdabones4 жыл бұрын
Vintay true
@toaster99224 жыл бұрын
Minimalism
@Rakiratvian19994 жыл бұрын
we have to go back to the first title, and define what title is and what isn't
@shooterDisease4 жыл бұрын
Austria: *needs new pistol* Gaston Glock who specializes in shovels: I’m about to perform what’s called a ‘pro-gamer move’
@technicalactivity4 жыл бұрын
this is an EPIC GAMER MOMENT
@ember59354 жыл бұрын
E P I C G U N G U Y M O M E N T
@_half4 жыл бұрын
E p i c g l o c k m o m e m t
@kiadimundi14004 жыл бұрын
Noooooo oooooooone makes pistols like Gaston
@uselessguy14 жыл бұрын
Because Austria's military was a literal joke.
@CWstealth205 ай бұрын
Long live the King, Gaston Glock
@famoterlhh49935 ай бұрын
rest in peace Gaston Glock he made striker fired pistols popular, and one of the most popular and customisable platforms
@m1ndfr34k34 жыл бұрын
The clock doesn’t dismiss you the glock does
@mostafaahmedibrahim25414 жыл бұрын
Dismiss u from life
@thedovahkiin19994 жыл бұрын
TheDorkKnight 25 dismiss you from this comment section
@justanothercommenter87394 жыл бұрын
American schools in a nutshell
@alwest44724 жыл бұрын
_AMERICAN SCHOOL INTENSIFIES_
@lilacdragon3464 жыл бұрын
I think you have that backwards buddy, in my American school, you still have to ask permission to leave during a shooting. The entire country is heck.
@empathytrail47584 жыл бұрын
He knows weapons He spits facts But most importantly We need the puns back
@floyddog22834 жыл бұрын
I miss the puns so much
@ilovemalechickens5 ай бұрын
RIP to my man Gaston! Gone too soon
@cougar2k7205 ай бұрын
Gaston Glock, the reclusive engineer and tycoon who developed one of the world's best-selling handguns that revolutionized the industry, died on Dec 27, 2023 aged 94.
@8ozz2874 жыл бұрын
This guy can talk about the shit he took this morning and still make it sound interesting
@IskenderCaglarM41B4414 жыл бұрын
There is an interesting saying about someone who has charismatic voice: "you can swear my family till morning and I wouldn't say anything"
@engieknight4 жыл бұрын
This morning, a monster was created. Brown. Deadly. Smelled like bodies. It was 9:42 AM when a man named Ahoy felt an odd sensation. 20 minutes later, he made one of the greatest weapons. It was his own human shit. The GIANT SHIT HE TOOK THIS MORNING was created. Adopted in 2008, It fired .45 ACP rounds and it had such capabilities such as the fact it could kill a man within 200 meters, and could penetrate kevlar at 150. No amount of air freshener could fix it, and soon it had to be banned. The U.S banned the weapon among other deadly weapons merely 2 years after it's conception, and the geneva convention, along with many other weapons at the time, had banned this weapon. Only 12 years after it's original conception, it was never to see war again, and retired to cinema. It was too powerful for it's time. The shit that forgot to lose it's smell. The double flusher. The shit I took this morning. Thanks for watching, Iconic Arms will return.
@baraqueobeme47204 жыл бұрын
@@engieknight Not my proudest fap
@legacyofvrak4 жыл бұрын
@@engieknight im reading this out loud with his voice and I'm not sure how to feel
@8ozz2874 жыл бұрын
@@engieknight this is the best reply ive ever seen on youtube
@shadowprogram2154 жыл бұрын
"I gotta be honest this is kind of a boring weapon" how dare you say something so controversial yet so correct
@politickz65914 жыл бұрын
Gëfägnïs Sïngäfëg how the fuck does this relate to liberals
@amaciado.194 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does this relate to liberals²
@fetyrol71084 жыл бұрын
People will always find a way to talk about politics. But what does this have to do with liberals?
@Camoguy-yl3nz4 жыл бұрын
@@gefagnis Bro as someone who is into poiltic's just stop. It does not relate to liberal's
@kaiflood60614 жыл бұрын
Always gotta throw in your unwanted political opinions no one gives a fuck about
@cathuru68415 ай бұрын
RIP Gaston, truly a titan will be missed
@RhysKriegler5 ай бұрын
RIP Gaston Glock 1929-2023
@godofchips62884 жыл бұрын
Beretta: Making guns is an art form. SIG: friendly fire is overrated. Colt: Stopin Powa. IMI: STOOOOOPING POWAAAAA. HK: it just works meatbag. Glock: *gun*
@HominaHubba4 жыл бұрын
God Of Chips the HK one needs to sound more condescending and rich. Like “it just works, you poor meatbag”
@downsjmmyjones1014 жыл бұрын
Glock: I make gun. It good. It go "pew pew".
@tavovat4 жыл бұрын
i’m not even into guns like that but this comment funny asf 😭
@potlick184 жыл бұрын
HK: Stop being poor
@potlick184 жыл бұрын
SIG: Send in Gun
@guywhodoesntspeakenglish58724 жыл бұрын
Ahoy : "Glock As Secondary" Glock : it aint much, but its honest work. no thanks for likes, doesn't give me money.
@ReySchultz1214 жыл бұрын
PUBG in arcade sniper battle, Glock 18 is litterally the most wanted weapon in the mode.
@matiasfpm4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Like n° 1k
@guywhodoesntspeakenglish58724 жыл бұрын
@@ReySchultz121 wat about Glock 17?
@guywhodoesntspeakenglish58724 жыл бұрын
@@matiasfpm Danke Schön
@spinyslasher65864 жыл бұрын
@@guywhodoesntspeakenglish5872 Glock 17 is semi auto. In sniper battle Glock 18 is the only full auto weapon aside from the VSS so it's the most wanted and also the most rare. I find more AWMs in my games than Glock 18s.
@Susul-lj2wm5 ай бұрын
getting this recommended today, the day Gaston Glock died
"How did Glock become so popular?" Marketing, largely. Besides the marketing, the primary advantage is that they're dead simple guns, they're functionally indestructible and they'll eat almost any ammunition you shove in them.
@Science-ev1he4 жыл бұрын
And because it rhymes with a lot of things... LIKE CO - !
@redstromesoup65634 жыл бұрын
It can do anything you neednit to! It'll do the dishes, take the dog out for a walk, fly a helicopter. It can DO anything. DAMN this shit so good ove sold my car, karen took the kids, the US military currently outside my door but at least ill have my cock uh i mean my glock.
@MisterBones29104 жыл бұрын
AK o' pistols
@GoblinKnightLeo4 жыл бұрын
@@MisterBones2910 Funnily enough the Glock is much better with sand and mud than the AK - the AK has a big open slot for the charging handle.
@danteinpuro3194 жыл бұрын
Eat almost any ammo you put in it...what about .50 AE the rounds used in the desert eagle, actually now that I think about it, it'll probably just destroy the gun itself
@alphaneumerics5 ай бұрын
RIP Gaston Glock, you will be missed. 1929-2023
@ojsilva19755 ай бұрын
Rest In Perfection, Gaston Glock. (1929-2023) 🙏🏽
@ReSpark1414 жыл бұрын
imagine spending months engineering and calculating the perfect, reliable, and cheap sidearm, submit it to the U.S. Army, get it to testing, and get beat by an unknown company that never made a firearm
@Riley_MDS4 жыл бұрын
Oh hi there Mate... Never expecting to see you watch Ahoy as well XD Edit: I'd still prefer to use Beretta 92 instead of Glock tbh... But I like both of their design
@ReSpark1414 жыл бұрын
@@Riley_MDS we seem to run into each other everywhere
@patrickfrost94054 жыл бұрын
@@ReSpark141 It may be true love...
@ReSpark1414 жыл бұрын
@@patrickfrost9405 what? no, he just happens to watch a lot of the content i watch
@patrickfrost94054 жыл бұрын
@@ReSpark141 sssssssshhhhhh...
@Zargex4 жыл бұрын
It’s like Ahoy was born to talk about guns. He even has the voice for it.
@ellishilton66364 жыл бұрын
Kind of sounds like captain price from call of duty
@rover50584 жыл бұрын
Ellis Hilton he sounds more like mactavish
@sneezindoggo65284 жыл бұрын
Veron Maybe he is actually. Because he sounds WAY to familiar to Soap MacTavish
@4dr454 жыл бұрын
Agree
@criminal_68774 жыл бұрын
In his old videos he’s less confident but you can see how his voice shaped over the years
@DiegoClaudioSergio5 ай бұрын
R.I.P Gaston Glock
@hamsterg49975 ай бұрын
RIP GG
@dwschoenleber4 жыл бұрын
Ahoy: *sees Glock's geometrical design* Ahoy's mind full of insults: "Anyway I started blasting"
@plantain.17394 жыл бұрын
I mean it *IS* kinda boring and ugly.
@tresended4 жыл бұрын
Eh, I like it personally. Geometric and weird designs are my favorite. I’m not even much of a firearm guy but the Glock and KRISS Vector are my personal bests.
@plantain.17394 жыл бұрын
@@tresended Well, I imagine it's kinda more a "My first car" kinda deal. You just have allot of good memories with it. Or, maybe you like it, and I'm far too opinionated. Probably the last.
@tresended4 жыл бұрын
I get why people don’t like the design too much since compared to other handguns it’s definitely bland, so I understand it kinda. I’m more of a minimal/utilitarian person so the geometrical design of it appeals to me a lot.
@plantain.17394 жыл бұрын
@@tresended I get that I guess, you do you. Just, for the love of Christ, don't paint it.
@diel67554 жыл бұрын
"I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon" Just slap fade skin to it
@HaliOnRepeat4 жыл бұрын
ƓєηєяαƖ Ɛccнι you can get one hit headshots with it, can’t you?
@thing.4 жыл бұрын
@@HaliOnRepeat no you cant. especially at really long ranges like t spawn to mid where you can hit him for 90
@zedaddy35304 жыл бұрын
The only thing good about this is that it's free Also maybe it's range compared to the USP-S/P200 USP-S gang here
@pudie89524 жыл бұрын
@@zedaddy3530 Burst fire at CQB can be lethal if used properly
@zedaddy35304 жыл бұрын
@@pudie8952 ikr I was only joking
@NatorGreen70005 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Glock.
@Anon_10035 ай бұрын
RIP to the greatest last name in history
@luiscastle98044 жыл бұрын
When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you really are- Drax
@paeratatahuriorangi4984 жыл бұрын
“Or you’re rich” - Tupac 2020
@micahbd60774 жыл бұрын
The Løser bruh
@xtrmsword71274 жыл бұрын
The Løser bruh
@bananasrotate78214 жыл бұрын
The Løser bruh
@ineedwoman32044 жыл бұрын
@@paeratatahuriorangi498 bruh
@ahmadsallehuddin75834 жыл бұрын
"Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I'll take the Glock". -Arnold Schwarzenegger
@J14ernandez4 жыл бұрын
End of days was underrated
@JeffyPDiddy4 жыл бұрын
So long as it’s on the California Handgun Registry. 🤗
@rjsgunsnstuff33225 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Gaston Glock.
@spectre43265 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Gaston Glock F
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic4 жыл бұрын
This dude used his God voice to discuss Glock references in gangster rap.
@keklulu3324 жыл бұрын
glad to hear I wasn't the only one to find it hype af
@cebruthius4 жыл бұрын
"cock my glock" wtf! xD
@nedglitch61374 жыл бұрын
I love how Ahoy names these vids. It's literally just *G L O C K .*
@alexcarter88073 жыл бұрын
I know I wasn't sure if was a music video or what.
@L_WasTooShort3 жыл бұрын
I know, right?
@bshivam20013 жыл бұрын
The *.* at the end is pretty significant too.
@ojoface2083 жыл бұрын
It's called a Glock because when you reload it and that top thingy goes back, it does a sound that sounds like GLOCK
@ojoface2083 жыл бұрын
@Theo Magalhaes Bubolz yes
@7372155 ай бұрын
RIP Gaston Glock (12-27-2024)
@0Aoki5 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, Gaston Glock. You and Mikhail Kalishnikov nearly died 10 years apart :( 🫡
@bandanafool14974 жыл бұрын
Me: i wonder what KZbin recomends me toda- KZbin: GLOCK
@gams80244 жыл бұрын
Roan Melaan ok
@THIZZMONSTER3 жыл бұрын
Own a Glock 17 and I don’t care what anyone has to say, they are an engineering marvel. A man who had no firearm experience designed one of the most robust weapons every. Just awesome.
@DaveSmith-cp5kj3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I'd put him up there with Browning, Stoner, and Kalishnikov in terms of modern gunsmiths. The Glock was revolutionary and a far better design than H&K's Volkspistol.
@sturmtruppen23533 жыл бұрын
The glock 19 is the suggested carry pistol in the US for anyone no matter experience
@DaveSmith-cp5kj3 жыл бұрын
@The Xenomorphian Yup, browning is a legend, and Winchester were fools to let him run off to FN.
@BezzyBee033 жыл бұрын
Glock 43 and 34 here. I agree with this statement
@Rudeljaeger3 жыл бұрын
Uh that "no experience in weapon design = awesome gun" is actually not that uncommon. One of the best machine-guns ever, the MG-42, which is still used as the MG-3, was designed by someone who never designed guns before. Its believed he was succesfull because he was completly "free of though" and not influenced by gun-smithing dogma. He just designed what he believed was best
@waterguy28865 ай бұрын
RIP Gaston glock
@silverdashhd6445 ай бұрын
Gaston Glock passed away on 27th December 2023 may the man rest in peace
@joacor19183 жыл бұрын
Imagine your last name being “Glock”, that sounds badass
@marcosbradanovic91003 жыл бұрын
Mr.Glock
@Headgasket-3 жыл бұрын
Sir glock
@dondeka20863 жыл бұрын
bob glock, andy glock, chris glock
@r011ing_thunder63 жыл бұрын
Me. G
@scareraven96693 жыл бұрын
Imagine being named Bigh Glock lol
@R3Levent4 жыл бұрын
"It's just a gun that does it's job extremely well" - Ahoy, 2019
@James-qn3wi4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Loke It's actually a crap weapon. Don't use it.
@theeasternspy2664 жыл бұрын
@@James-qn3wi ah yes
@mrwhips36234 жыл бұрын
"2019" comments are so stupid!
@SmotheredDreams4 жыл бұрын
James Booth Prove it.
@theeasternspy2664 жыл бұрын
@@SmotheredDreams ima be real with you, I think he was being sarcastic... at least I hope he was
@lewisquinn90945 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Gaston Glock you will be missed
@freethinker37165 ай бұрын
RIP Mr Glock. Thank you so much Ahoy
@TREX_043 жыл бұрын
Any other youtuber would have called the video "Let's talk about - the *Glock* " Ahoy: * breathes in * *G L O C K .*
@Nai_1013 жыл бұрын
Big black *glock*
@cartonguy77383 жыл бұрын
@@Nai_101 BBG
@themustardman2193 жыл бұрын
Big Fucking Glock - BFG
@lolvapecat45233 жыл бұрын
Nice to see another one of us
@HazzyBeats3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Yeah
@frailty72804 жыл бұрын
I COMPLETELY MISSED THIS ONE KZbin YOU HAVE *_CROSSED THE LINE._*
@liamellis97104 жыл бұрын
I did not notice this until now.
@BudgiePanic4 жыл бұрын
same here, unbelievable
@moth57244 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Darkels94 жыл бұрын
Same
@downsjmmyjones1014 жыл бұрын
I saw it in my recommended so it's not *totally* being suppressed.
@Privateerblack4 ай бұрын
Many people overlook the old adage "Sometimes Good Enough is perfect".
@lucca.machado_5 ай бұрын
rest in peace gaston glock🙏🏻
@antaris9054 жыл бұрын
"Next up: Barrels." Oh boy he's gonna talk about Donkey Kong and Jumpman isn't he?
@dustinsterling32484 жыл бұрын
Maybe, if they exploded in those games lol
@Kurochana4 жыл бұрын
Inb4 gun barrels too.
@alexandergodfreykleinhans80594 жыл бұрын
Or the explosive barrels from DOOM.
@priitmolder64754 жыл бұрын
"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
@dustinsterling32484 жыл бұрын
@@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 he already discussed them in his doom vid tho
@errorun14134 жыл бұрын
Who else thought it was a dream when you got the Ahoy: Glock Notification
@cheney24554 жыл бұрын
me.
@NRGpony4 жыл бұрын
Just recently bought a glock so I came
@PershingDragoon4 жыл бұрын
Every time a new Ahoy video comes out.
@somedumbass82794 жыл бұрын
yep
@gabrielgaitan48565 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Gaston Glock
@Redsaber985 ай бұрын
Rip Gaston Glock what you made is beautiful. It is the ultimate luxury -reliability. Rest easy legend.
@duckmaneuvers4 жыл бұрын
"Tailor-made for terrorists.." No wonder Terrorists in the Counter-Strike series has Glocks as their default handgun
@satoru5564 жыл бұрын
lmao ikr
@subscribe4good4 жыл бұрын
Plus its got that full auto which is a feature for the t side and a counterpart to the ct silencer
@suffer38284 жыл бұрын
@@subscribe4good it's actually burst fire
@subscribe4good4 жыл бұрын
@@suffer3828 yeah my bad, didn't want to be too detailed
@subscribe4good4 жыл бұрын
@Raw cones you're gonna need to bit a bit more specific lmao
@connoryoung52973 жыл бұрын
9:28 Only some of us gun nerds caught this, but when he says "Perfect" it is a reference to Glock's company motto "Glock, Perfection".
@smorrey50023 жыл бұрын
He says perfect
@connoryoung52973 жыл бұрын
@@smorrey5002 You get the gist though.
@smorrey50023 жыл бұрын
@@connoryoung5297 yeah u right
@memerman36973 жыл бұрын
quiet
@silvertheelf3 жыл бұрын
Cool. ^ that has the same energy as the title of this video.
@jpdipchand5 ай бұрын
RIP Gaston Glock.
@CompleteAnimation4 жыл бұрын
Of all the games included in this video, the one I was most surprised to see was Receiver.
@ikagura4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, that prototype indie charging simulator... kinda wish it got expanded
@udenszirnis16444 жыл бұрын
@@ikagura They released a update to it this year, improved the lighting and cut the hiccups on level load. Broke old mods, but madmen have made new and better ones allready.
@AlexSeibel4 жыл бұрын
Mirror's edge too
@nootnoot73964 жыл бұрын
@@udenszirnis1644 oh shit they already have new mods? When I saw the game got an update I was crushed because I assumed the community was dead and the mods would never be updated
@MrGible4 жыл бұрын
@@udenszirnis1644 new update? Damn, gonna play it
@borismuller864 жыл бұрын
At this point, I’d watch Ahoy explain paper clip development.
@colonialgutentagen97364 жыл бұрын
Boris Müller “design wise it’s ugly and very bendable, but became a wonder for all office workers, and fidgety children, who are just bored at home”
@kiddhkane4 жыл бұрын
Considering how much research he would do for it, we could all learn a lot from it.
@mjeverette38584 жыл бұрын
I mean I’m not complaining
@tjgordon54 жыл бұрын
@@colonialgutentagen9736 he would even work Glock into it and say the G in the Glock logo was comprised of a bent paperclip