Papa John Ate 40 Pizzas In 30 Days & Is Going Insane - H3 Podcast

[@benjaminleavitt3666]

Ever since he became a paid intern, we haven’t seen as much of Ian. The money has changed him. 💰

[@SupremeLogo]

C. R. E. A. M.

[@kenziebrianne5915]

He's a salaried employee

[@theweaponartisan9080]

Or maybe he has a girlfriend to worry about

[@CmSil3r]

He a slave.

[@joshuas637]

@@theweaponartisan9080 why would that change his job

[@morpho5539]

2:09:19 Sound bite of Ethan "Have I said something Racist this episode?" and when he says something that may be controversial and everyone in the crew doesn't laugh, you play it.

[@randomshittyvideos2997]

Ethan: "Have I said something racist this episode?" That's needs to be a soundbite.

[@jonl7855]

Time stamp pls🙏

[@LatticeAnomaly]

@@jonl7855 2:09:18

[@heyitsdamos]

Bump

[@shgh2695]

“I’ve been watching a lot of hitler documentaries recently.”

[@PBrousse]

Si, por favor :^]

[@jackvandegriffe9747]

“I like it” “I like it” “I like it” “I’m over it” “I like it” “I’m over it” “Fill that bag up” Zach was ON it with the sound board this episode

[@mybikiniarea]

Jack Vandegriffe timestamp pls?

[@Nicknyamka]

mybikiniarea 1:10:00

[@donaldyoungberg3235]

And for these reasons, I'm out.

[@evanfive3298]

1:15:47 was the best

[@tonquint3]

@@evanfive3298 lmaoooo yes definitely

[@isaacskylee]

I’m happy that Ethan actually addresses issues addressed in the comments

[@velvetaeon2774]

It's nice, I hate it when creators don't mention the comments

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Isaac Lee it scares me somewhat because every once in a while someone will snitch about an action you do during the reads if you get what I mean.

[@akiranishimura2238]

@@ShoeNice22videos hey shoenice hope all is well love your crazy content and unique personality

[@meko7878]

JadynWuzHere please do not influence him

[@doomtrap]

@@Shadow4977 says someone chillin in the comments

[@felipefasanella7764]

Zach should try to do an entire "Ian conversation" Just with soundbites.

[@easterdm]

I have to pee soooo bad.

[@reapthewhirlwind6915]

@@ShoeNice22videos shoenice high confirmed

[@felipefasanella7764]

@@ShoeNice22videos legend!

[@easterdm]

@@ShoeNice22videos the nice shoey!

[@OliviaLOVESPie]

“I gotta pee sop bad” “F tier, easy”

[@xPosumx]

I love how you read the comments, take on the criticism, change it and move on. It’s so refreshing! Not that you always have to bend to the comments but it’s nice to have a conversation to some degree

[@fabianwareinc1171]

How to transition from one conversation to another: "I've been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries." - Ethan 2019

[@rayquazza777]

Fabian Piedra cause he said ss tier and ss was the military police for nazis

[@EvilDead24]

Fabian Piedra Hila: “let’s google some ISIS videos”

[@Zjayc777]

It was so smooth it couldn’t have been intentional

[@summerwithsai]

23:18

[@dynctive]

Weirdly enough, this comment has 666 likes

[@mfpuma_]

"I think it's time to put the Shoe, in the box" - Hila, 2019

[@likemike23100]

Shoenice Official Channel yo waddup shoe

[@phez_846]

@@ShoeNice22videos oH HoMiee

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

@@ShoeNice22videos Andy Kauffman called, he said this joke format sucks, but he hates shitty copycats like you more

[@velvetaeon2774]

@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN leave SHOENICE aloooone!

[@sadsoft5475]

@@ShoeNice22videos lmao ok schizophrenic freak

[@mellopi]

I love hearing the guys in the far away background laughing

[@OCV102]

Generally love when the boys are laughing in the background. There's not enough laughs to make a compilation too (especially Dan and Zach, Ian likes to enjoy in silence)

[@ShakalakaRD1]

SWEAR I CRACK UP EVERY TIME I HEAR THE GUYS LAUGHING IN THE BACK

[@rafaelestrada1846]

That's pretty much the reason I watch the podcast! Wanna be friends?

[@miks2819]

@@rafaelestrada1846 I'd be your friend

[@jamesmelton775]

I love hearing that too. You been watching YMH? I mean, since it doesn’t happen here...

[@jordanmacy5224]

Everyone: *in the middle of the papa johns interview discussion* Ethan out of nowhere: "Ive been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries recently"

[@FightFireWitFIre]

It's because he said "SS"...

[@hafaball]

Oven = ......

[@mitchdurr]

Give Dan a segment where he reviews Kettle Brand Kettle chip flavors

[@alexsilva28]

I'd watch that

[@syd5604]

jalapeño

[@TheNickleChick]

Truffle and pepper is KING

[@prisonmike19]

dare i say , the pickle flavor is my favorite

[@sleptkingdom9987]

Make “ you’re on the wrong street cuz “ shirts ! Like so they can see

[@sleptkingdom9987]

Shoenice Official Channel put in a good word for me

[@javerious24]

@@sleptkingdom9987 thwy already have them

[@sleptkingdom9987]

FLIGHT THE MESSIAH send me the link or it didn’t happen

[@Philosophical24]

I’d buy instantly

[@sleptkingdom9987]

Philip Banks I’m waiting on the link ! Go ahead I’ll wait

[@michaelcrump7225]

Ethan: *Makes fun of Papa John the whole segment and says he looks like a pizza. Also Ethan literally right after he said papa looks like a pizza: “why can’t we get papa john on this show?”

[@lirfrank]

Ethan goofs on everyone. If Papa can't take it, it's on him.

[@travisstincelli9669]

"Just as an aside, quickly."

[@moonsappho]

andrew yang BETTER be rolling into the podcast on the gatsby

[@OCV102]

Sure he will actually be able to enter without damage, unlike Bobby Lee even if they're both Asian (to kill the stereotype)

[@northuniverse]

HE DID IT

[@karma5235]

ethan out of topics? A: poop jokes B: mention dead air C: ask how everyone else is doing

[@willsimpsart]

@@ShoeNice22videos shoenice do you actually hate ethan

[@desiree2401]

D: *So I've been watching alot of Hitler documentaries*

[@karma5235]

@@ShoeNice22videos yeah are you and Ethan cool?

[@AcroCrystal]

only 1 minute in and i'm completely satisfied with this podcast

[@SupremeLogo]

@Jason Rodrigues are you buying any new merch? I like how there is cotton crew neck sweatshirts lol

[@vikramchakraborty1024]

Second*

[@AcroCrystal]

@@Pooksty yo i dont like turkey but i'm SO living for thanksgiving tomorrow

[@AcroCrystal]

@@ShoeNice22videos hell ya friend

[@3leggedwarrior850]

Haha saaaaame

[@alexjohnson5512]

"He's kinda like if a person could be a pizza" - Hila Klein burying Papa John

[@yoshi2413]

Alex Johnson he is a man of pure pizza quality.

[@TheDonUrbas]

Is that supposed to be a joke?

[@dixen9116]

He wakes you up with diarrhea at 2am??

[@goncalodias1975]

I wonder if they watched penguinz0 video before this

[@sofern2681]

14:30

[@joycecaswell5785]

“Why is he so wet?” Hila: he just came out of the oven Lmaooooo

[@alexjohnson5512]

Hila only comes with that heat.

[@troydebouter6093]

Shoenice Official Channel not funny wierdo

[@nslouka90]

He is sweating garlic sauce

[@courtneymariew14]

@@Kigoz4Life it makes sense lol. shes implying if he was in the oven then he would be sweating a ton.

[@courtneymariew14]

@@Kigoz4Life have you never sweat before LOL

[@sheldonbaertlein4476]

Ethan:*adjusts his beanie* “I’ve been watching a lot of hitler documentaries.”22:38

[@animalmother5988]

Ok boomer

[@sheldonbaertlein4476]

Jazz Bazz yikes....

[@ellieem125]

ETHAN: I REALLY WANT PAPA JOHNS ON THE SHOW ALSO ETHAN: ...HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A WET, GREASY PIZZA. ALSO ALSO ETHAN: WHY DOESN'T HE COME ON THE SHOW?

[@gliver2549]

ya insults best way to lure him to the show 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@andyli1609]

You finally realized he is a hypocrite?

[@Rzs31]

Andy Li Too sensitive to get jokes?

[@coughpillbox748]

@@robertwalsh1401 it's not really a joke if it genuinely happened. You can say it's funny, but it's literally not a joke.

[@JermaLover]

Jesus, calm down!

[@oggaspack7971]

Dan yelling was so funny. Ethan got scared for a second Haha

[@rockabillybandit6328]

Time.?

[@jamiereid6444]

@@rockabillybandit6328 0:00:18

[@7belowfn593]

I watched that like 3 times lmao. Ethan’s reaction was so classic

[@ThreeTrillionTrees]

@@jamiereid6444 I like how his fist pumps sync up with the clapping

[@poeticdesigns8893]

T.I is worried his daughter is gonna meet a guy that reminds him of himself

[@jacobharlow9301]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind a millionaire dating his daughter. I think he wants to pick the man that she will marry though.

[@pizzasandwich8229]

@NoochTV he knows he has treated woman like trash in the pass and he believes in karma for sure.

[@moodyhumor]

Duke Von Draw My thoughts exactly 😂 Men only act like that when they’ve been a piece of work to women themselves

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

Lmao he's definitely going straight to hell. You can tell he's a terror to be around.

[@coughpillbox748]

I'm afraid to meet someone who reminds me of myself

[@mikelynn767]

Hila: "Have an awful black friday" Me: *an employee at a retail store* :(

[@V0Y463R]

Aw :(

[@duck8712]

i love the look of genuine fear in ethan's eyes when dan screamed

[@anyanyausagi]

When was that?

[@alwalt198]

​@@anyanyausagi 00:21

[@harrietdonaldson8829]

@@alwalt198 I have looped this moment about 30x today. So funny!

[@jeremyarthur280]

The dan scream shocked me too 😃

[@someamorplease]

I thought that was a sound bite was that actually Dan? 😂

[@mtbthiccness3605]

Bro that scream from dan was the highlight of this episode. We need a soundbite of that glorious masterpiece. A truly divine shout. The dragonborn would be jealous let alone eathan. His pitiful cough in comparison is but a whisper in a barren land. Dan's thunderous roar can be heard across the globe. I know you felt it.

[@Rick-jf5bd]

And the fist bumping motion he was doing sealed the deal. I'm starting to like dan more

[@buffythebody8911]

Dan is the fucking goat

[@hankwicklund2182]

0:21 Big velociraptor energy

[@michaelhenderson643]

"The ground shook with a roar like a lion's. there, over the horizon, behold, the resounding shout. A hero rises from the fray, dan, the fixer of doors, mechanic of scooters, editer of podcasts, who would dare to challenge him in battle, his sword is dipped in blood, chips crunch beneath the force of his might jaw, the advocate of the devil has spoken, armegedon is upon us!" dan 3:16

[@anewbugmusic]

MTB Thiccness woah that was Dan? Thought it was an ethan bradberry soundclip

[@evilsoupkitchen3709]

Has anyone made a "Dangalf" joke about Dan's merch shirt yet? If not I'm doing it now.

[@plopploplopoplop]

Damn man you got blessed

[@imericana]

"Hila wants to wrap it up guys, lets go" *Starts going through the past decade's worth of memes*

[@antoniogasca8407]

Hila saying "Ok Boomer" in response to Ethan's rant on Nazis not being prosecuted was beautiful

[@Vappy01]

Should be a soundbite honestly

[@alwalt198]

23:18

[@kylemcallister5993]

"ive been watching alot of hitler documentaries" what a jump

[@dixen9116]

BMX jump

[@karmabeast]

an "SS" tier jump, so to speak

[@hellohigoodbye-u8i]

“i think i might hit that” talks about broccoli quiche

[@alexanderjames5689]

shathar 🙏🥦

[@killerclown191]

Tyrone Parra žz

[@hantront]

Papa John has the same facial expressions as the Heath Ledger Joker.

[@yoba6037]

5 star comment

[@gracewhittaker933]

Yo Ba ykhuu bellyflop p poop probably mimompppmmpmpppppp ooooooooo miommmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooopoopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooloooloooloololololoooololollooloooololooloooooooolooooooooooolooooooooooooooooololoooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooolooooooloooooooloooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooloooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooolooooloooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooolooooolooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooolololooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooolooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookk

[@shopgirlkc]

The most H3 sentence: “I’d be a little worried if Mark McGrath told me that you ran off with Shoenice.” 🤣🤣

[@Taylor-xv3fd]

5:28 “this podcast is off the hinge”

[@DoctahhOfficial]

best comment chain here

[@Purrim]

Shredder and Alfredo should have gotten their own merch tbh

[@TheDonUrbas]

no

[@xenonram]

Those two stupid little dogs. Uggg.

[@TheDonUrbas]

@@xenonram If they were at least normal dogs...

[@Dr_RenDiamond]

TheDonUrbas what does “normal dogs” mean?

[@TheDonUrbas]

@@Dr_RenDiamond Let me put it this way, you cant throw a normal dog 100 feet

[@Maria-tl9lw]

When everyone just got bored and started pressing every sound bite 💀💀

[@bchaynz110]

Ethan: "Why doesn't Papa John come on this show?" 20 seconds earlier: "He looks like a greasy wet pizza." 😂😂😂

[@jaybird3837]

Whoever is making the thumbnails, they're doing it right.

[@gabriellewhite6716]

when hila said "he looks like if a person could be a pizza"

[@o_btreecleveland6782]

Papa John's eyes and his sweat, also his bloating face, screams alcoholism to me. He's probably been on a pretty consistent binge since losing the company..

[@doesntmatter6361]

For sure. All over his face.

[@void7100]

Oh shit you’re so right

[@kybravo3744]

only an alcoholist could see that ;)

[@aarondavis8943]

Possibly but then again 40 pizzas in 30 days will do bad things to your body.

[@h3fan725]

i love how much more comfortable and confident and funny hilla is, her jokes are so good shes frecking awesome, "its time to put the shoe back in the box" ahah

[@jenkirkland203]

Grow up

[@h3fan725]

@@jenkirkland203 jen i love you with all my heart please keep replying to my comments it makes my year honestley ur amazing taking time to reply to me omg so glad i make u take time out ur life to respond to me i must be so importaint in ur eyes love u

[@SortaProfessional89]

@@jenkirkland203 thanks jen ... we really appreciate the time you set aside to replying to peoples comments.

[@jane-vh5rw]

@@jenkirkland203 great moves jen! keep going!

[@fiftyclown]

OWEN LFMAOOO

[@brittanym188]

Papa John looks like he's got the suds.

[@roblestito93]

Yeh, looks like someone needs the sponge treatment lol

[@TritiumCupcakes]

@@ShoeNice22videos he wasnt talking about you shoebuddy

[@jakeyeyeye5027]

@@ShoeNice22videos HI SHOEEEEEEEEE

[@CXBRACO]

When I die i want Ethan, Hila, and Theodore, to present a Eulogy via cameo. Will pay $20

[@CXBRACO]

@NoochTV thank you

[@mfpuma_]

when i die, i just want a soundbite of Hila saying "byeee"

[@jacobharlow9301]

Honestly, that is American

[@1970DAH]

@@mfpuma_ why not "I'm over it!" ?

[@1970DAH]

@ChaiSpicedD ... and then Hila says: "I'm over it!" and Theodore says "googoo gaga"

[@MrCombatgiraffe]

gonna need that "off the charts always in your hearts" soundbite on the show.

[@munkyzzb7504]

Aunt attacked my other aunt with a hanger on Thanksgiving for not doing the dishes. 😂

[@nightowl8477]

15:00 cold sweat, bloodshot eyes, fidgety movements. *this man has pizza withdrawal*

[@ttonic2080]

Shoenice Official Channel shoenice what the hell

[@larsham5877]

I used to work at papa johns in 2012. The store owner told me he met papa john at a seminar or something. He told me that papa was definitely on Coke. I thought it was a bizarre comment at the time, but now it sort of makes sense

[@deshawncorley4123]

Ethan breaking the door and just moving on is hilarious

[@Ghoulsarehere076]

Shoenice Official Channel whoaaaaa

[@CapybaraEnthusiast882]

They got S tier show to be running

[@CapybaraEnthusiast882]

Shoenice Official Channel hey there *cutie*

[@Komanderkyle3466]

And Dan is just shaking his head

[@iwannadiecum6240]

Shoenice Official Channel i only piss on tuesdays💯💯

[@jaredphelps3731]

Ethan: "Last time we got Papa John's, after he left.." also Ethan: "I haven't gottan Papa John's since he left, honestly."

[@alexsilva28]

I caught that too 😆

[@joesosa41]

Maybe that's why he said honestly, falsifying his last claim. Lol

[@alexwork178]

Mark McGrath: Hey Ethan, Hila just wanted to let you know she feels the feeding window isn’t working out…

[@ShawarMoni]

@@ShoeNice22videos The real feeding window! 🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏽‍♂️

[@PerfectMadeStreets]

Omg let Ethan talk about Hitler if he wants to!

[@PerfectMadeStreets]

Especially a jucy topic like Hitler from a jewish persective

[@InternetUnraveled]

@NoochTV my family is atheist and we celebrate Christmas

[@TheVancouverEditor]

So tired of everyone shutting down ethan I love Hila I love the others. ethan is funny when he’s aloud to speak, but now he’s insecure about anything he says now and we don’t get crazy impressions, funny incorrect words that ethan does on purpose for the joke half the time, or talk about anyone in a negative light because Hila and Dan stop ethan from making jokes and doing his own topics.

[@peanutgallery123]

NoochTV 100% agree. He has a strong personality and you need Hila and Dan to keep the show on track. I remember a “dark” period where they would only have like 5 minutes to focus on the actual topics of the show because Ethan had been going on his tangents for way too long.

[@crackerbarrelkid5517]

I bet they get divorce in next 5 years. She seems really controlling and it’s getting more and more

[@elladeruiter8842]

Ethan talking about papa johns then 6 seconds later "I've been watching a lot of Hitler documentaries on Netflix"

[@amandaleekirkpatrick4952]

Ethan is actually pronouncing the German word "Angst" correctly.

[@xjlfx1756]

@@ShoeNice22videos ahahahaha

[@miaando4231]

“Did I say something racist” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chasingfreighttrains]

Mia JS that’s almost like every episode 😂

[@BenitoFan760]

@@Chasingfreighttrains exactly

[@marieelisa1]

I like it racist

[@djfluffy123]

Feel like Ethan should rank all the holidays in a tier list? It’s podcast day my dudes

[@jonwhittaker6307]

there are like maybe 5 major ones that they all could relate to

[@pitaodsira7354]

@@jonwhittaker6307 Fair point, it shouldn't be an entire episode but maybe a segment in an episode.

[@earthwalker2283]

S tier - halloween A B C D E F tier - every other holiday

[@jane-vh5rw]

@@ShoeNice22videos 10/10 wonderful

[@dumevision4573]

Thanksgiving is f tier ez...

[@pcaorientalcarpets1985]

Ethan look at Trisha Paytas cameos they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen 🥳

[@inkshermit9055]

WTF it's costs as much as my rent!? Edit: after watching vids and checking the site what a steal she lowered the price! Only $250

[@pcaorientalcarpets1985]

Inks Hermit hahaha what a steal! Perfect Christmas present 🤣

[@AndrewJay-nq3dh]

Zach with that soundboard has been 100% recently 👏👏👏

[@krispykleen3404]

@@ShoeNice22videos hi

[@skrrbrr8582]

Is it a bird? Is it a cybertruck? Is it a lamborghini? It's Ethan Bradberry

[@willem3944]

IT'S ETHAN

[@stevelaughter2472]

I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY

[@SpoilerAlert__]

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@VasBaev]

cue owl intro

[@r4ndom7000]

oo ya kiddin' ah?

[@Oatmilkis]

"he just came fresh outta the oven" Hila is funny

[@phoebe6549]

33:34 “is that a sound bite?” has to be made into a sound bite

[@ZombieSlayer0115]

Who else loves hearing the rest of the crew laughing in the background like at 1:06:05

[@jamesmelton775]

Josiah Liotta sound bite.

[@monsemann4561]

2:09:40

[@JohnnyLaw-on2bn]

Is OJ on cameo? Was thinking he'd be great to end my marriage for me.

[@glorytogod5283]

JohnnyLaw0516 I'll do it for cheaper

[@iamishin7675]

Shoenice Official Channel hey Twitter world.

[@glorytogod5283]

Shoenice Official Channel shooeeee have A good Thanksgiving.

[@rot2896]

@@iamishin7675 word*

[@noneya7910]

Lol

[@bb4380]

"how can trump be president if he doesnt have any pizza experience" lmao, im glad hilas speaking up

[@catnipeverbeans2124]

After watching this I still firmly believe that Ian hates being there.

[@nonoiseatthebayou]

Catnip Everbeans he don’t he just shy

[@epersall3703]

I know Ian in person and I'm saying this because he is afraid to but he literally has an anxiety attack before every show. Ethan and Hila know he has a hard time but he hides how much it seriously hurts him. Please everyone, set Ian free

[@catnipeverbeans2124]

E Persall D: dang, I had no idea. I only thought that because a few months ago when he use to talk about Kanye a lot he seemed way more outgoing and positive and in the recent months has seemed distant and sort of upset. Poor fella. Well we love you Ian! Lots of us know the struggle.

[@anthonypolaski1522]

Ian the suspect?

[@anthonypolaski1522]

Ian the captive?

[@GTK_Aztech]

Hila's monotone opening is the best. Like she ain't actually with Ethan on his bullshit but she also wants to support her man.

[@NaotaBaka]

i love Dan’s “Its true” soundbite its just as realistic as Ian’s lmao

[@lilblucommi4779]

tsuchikagesan It’s true

[@bootymane9907]

@@lilblucommi4779 Its true I was the soundbite

[@victorkostikov5317]

Honestly

[@CallMeKittyRawrr]

Guys I can’t skip all these ads while I’m in the shower ya killing me

[@DaxSports1]

put it ina ziploc literaly in the shower rn.

[@zachfarnitano3496]

But you can type the comment?🤔

[@blueberrypomegranate]

U having a 2 1/2 hour long shower?

[@thatmaninthevan3858]

How long of a shower are you taking?

[@cmzy729]

I make a towel sling over the corner of the shower screen and put my phone in it. Works best if you’re tall. This technique has taken years of refinement

[@kristensoprano]

"He's like if a person was a pizza" OH GOD Hila you're RIGHT. Nassttyy

[@reapthewhirlwind6915]

Wtf is wrong with being a humanoid pizza?

[@yvendous]

"Thank you for acknowledging." - Hila I felt that

[@capybirda]

hila is lowkey the funniest person on the podcast now

[@carlyjs95]

Now or low-key always has been?

[@nice1068]

Low key always has been imho.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

nothing beats a solid one liner.

[@allilatif1600]

High key

[@rooneyronaldo9672]

No.. You might like her but she's no way near thhe funniest on this podcast.

[@MahsterC]

The feed blacking out was unintentional? Talk about a gift from the comedy gods.

[@aaron2684]

Hila’s “I’m not in the pizza business” had me cracking up. She’s the best.

[@chriscrav6261]

Shoenice Official Channel wtf you doing here mane

[@Knightsofdarkness117]

Chris Crav he’s trolling

[@aaron2684]

Shoenice Official Channel I’m honored. Love you 😍

[@jaxoffalot9826]

Shoenice Official Channel eff off shoe 😤

[@Chuchutrain806]

Pizza category

[@GrimeyGut]

"Have i said someting racist" was the best thing ever said on a podcast ever Had me laughing for like 2 minutes damn

[@drizzydripdray1347]

Please DO NOT invite Shoe on the show in person. Although I maintain that he, like everyone else, has good & bad in him, (& I have empathy for the trauma he’s faced) he is 100% unstable unpredictable & dangerous & I really don’t think it’s a good idea to entertain or risk it.

[@Gusto20000]

He already said and did everything he could, now he’s just old news

[@TheCptnjaneway]

What do you imagine, worst case scenario? Shoenice pulls double Uzis and just starts mowing down the room?

[@mewmew2985]

if shoenice was gonna take a bunch of ppl out he wouldnt take out ethan and hila i swear to gosh he would take out logan and jake paul or he would wait until a major youtube event and take out all the youtubers or something but HONETSLY AS AN ALSO MENTALLY UNSTABLE PERSON but also a person that has good intentions behind my unstableness and my alcoholism hes not gona kill anyone he just wants to be loved and i just bought a cameo from shoenice and im so excited

[@Gusto20000]

NoochTV I’ve seen every single video they’ve made, never have they mentioned him until recent 2 podcasts. He’s old news, one trick pony, and he’s crazy as well, nobody wants to see that schmohawk

[@adammay6663]

mew mew Ok Shoenice calm down

[@andrewconsiglio5179]

Ethan: to be fair the pizza has gotten worse since he left Also Ethan: quite frankly I haven’t ordered a pizza since he left

[@PinePrince]

Andrew Consiglio That part really confused me. lol

[@allilatif1600]

@@ShoeNice22videos get help bro

[@robhenry4197]

The second part was referring to shaq, I think

[@joesnider880]

didn't he eat it when he did the pizza taste test?

[@scumbagel8518]

1: He ate some (a lot) for the taste test. He just has shit memory. 2: He's right! The pizza's gone waaaaay downhill! I ordered one of their specialty pizzas and they fucking forgot the main topping. And it tasted way worse than ones I've had before!

[@drewmena8194]

SHOE WATCH: he’s trolling through the comments be weary

[@MissShembre]

I gotta say this because I see/hear it constantly, but you're looking for either 'leery' or 'wary.' Weary means you are super-duper excessively tired.

[@frankie7935]

Shembre maybe he meant that we need to be super duper excessively tired to ignore Shoenice’s trolling

[@seanfyffe1419]

If YOU see a ShoeNice report him to the nearest SHOE WATCH Checkpoint

[@jerrymalerry8452]

Shoenice Official Channel what a legend

[@jacobharlow3198]

He's a fan, but also a hater. This is what multiple personality disorder feels like.

[@mariemiller7188]

when ethan said “have i said something racist this episode?” i lost it lmao

[@DegenCash]

Ethan “you have to admit” Klein

[@OrangutanLegoStudios]

Shoenice Official Channel shoe nice if u see this why don’t u just stfu if u aren’t gonna reveal wtf is wrong with u

[@mp7950]

Jonathan X Have you seen Shoenice?

[@SayelorYT]

“This podcast is off the hinge” 😂😂😂 im mad ethan didn’t react better to that greatness of a joke from hila

[@JelenK]

Off the charts?

[@SayelorYT]

JunkDrawer no off the hinge. Cuz the door was off the hinge at the beginning

[@SayelorYT]

JunkDrawer no off the hinge. Cuz the door was off the hinge at the beginning

[@hunterbiden3238]

JunkDrawer unhinged. Kinda like the door and Shoenice

[@figment7682]

That interaction between them was weird in my opinion when she was like “thank you for acknowledging that”, it seemed almost like a practiced saying

[@jaypalo]

I’m so upset nobody laughed at Hila’s joke @ 5:11 “Off the hinge? This podcast is off the hinge, it’s not off the rails” Lmaooooooo

[@alexorosz]

I get not liking hunting, but deer in the Midwest is no joke. They will overrun everything.

[@alexorosz]

Hunting endangered animals is disgusting and horrendous though, yes.

[@Sithassassin9]

Alex Orosz lol I actually work at a deer slaughter house in Illinois, they overrun everything

[@alexorosz]

David Morris I had no idea deer slaughter houses were a thing lol

[@Sithassassin9]

Alex Orosz they’re not common, but it’s only open during hunting seasons 😜 Countryside Smokehouse if you ever need a deer processed 🤣

[@Ynot533]

In honor of dan they should do a kettle cooked chip taste test or tier list

[@Ynot533]

Shoenice Official Channel can I kiss you

[@ricardoramos4514]

A chip tier list

[@johncornelius4513]

ynot jalapeño or salt and vinegar baby

[@shameonyou1681]

stinky poo

[@lincolnexists5918]

ynot has

[@alyssacorley5137]

ethan genuinely concerned that hila is mad at him for saying something racists hahah

[@nonoiseatthebayou]

alyssa corley it’s because he cares

[@yoba6037]

@@nonoiseatthebayou about being cancelled.

[@CemeteryGates17]

I mean, as a Mexican fan, I cringed a little when he said "Mexican wife, South American, exotic." Mexico is not in North America, culturally Latin American, as Central America separates North and South. Confusing a nation and ethnicity/culture... not that I mind, not that it's hateful, but it's a little sad being dismissed like that.

[@TheVancouverEditor]

CemeteryGates17 he’s not dismissing shit everyone stumbles over words and says the wrong thing sometimes he just happens to be on a podcast and so he’s not aloud to be genuine anymore in fear of being called racist wich he clearly isn’t

[@TheVancouverEditor]

CemeteryGates17 but I get that he’s a weirdo and it’s weird when someone messes up your country but I’m from Canada and plenty of people call me American as In US and it’s whatever.

[@joshprather8049]

The return of the gatsby was the most hype thing I’ve ever been a part of

[@barryallen9466]

You need to get out more

[@iwannadiecum6240]

i only piss on tuesdays💯💯

[@ignignokt-6050]

Your ancestors are smiling down on you from elysium

[@hickszn]

I genuinely was thinking how worried I was about it just the other day 😂

[@misschloeelizabeth8616]

Missing H3 so much that I'm binge watching every past video ❤

[@votremere2234]

The whole papa John's saga is like reading Shakespeare lol

[@saitamashii]

@@ShoeNice22videos why are you still here?

[@maxrice9902]

Shoenice Official Channel shoenice? What do you think of Ethan

[@nickdaboii]

33:30 clip dan saying "no that's real" for when ian tries to dismiss sound bites.

[@heyitsdamos]

Bump

[@helloitsnicko]

Oh you legend that's a wonderful idea

[@saregreenwood9113]

"time to put the shoe in the box" I love hila so much.

[@GOSFreak]

Shoe is just practicing equivalent exchange when he gives a compliment.

[@kristensoprano]

Perfect timing to listen to the ENTIRE podcast

[@Adrian19032]

@@sofiaholzner1290 being an absolute legend amirite?

[@kristensoprano]

@@ShoeNice22videos Wish ya well buddy.

[@theanonymoustalk]

@@ShoeNice22videos ehhh

[@Andywardley9000]

He definitely sounds like the "I do declare!" guy.

[@jeremyarthur280]

Andrew Wardle I agree, T.I’s sentence structure was very formal while his accent was very southern. Just like foghorn

[@raysprint4923]

They're scared to make any observations about black people

[@MrStarDoor]

"Off the hinge, yes- Thank you Hila" "Thank you for acknowledging." I relate.

[@MrWeirdAnimals]

T.I. definitely has a unique cadence. I’ve been in the south my entire life and T.I.’s speech isn’t your average southern accent

[@Bradamir]

Ethan: "Did you know only 100 Nazis were jailed for their war crimes?" Me: "Shalom everybody!"

[@jaredphelps3731]

The funnier comment was "The Germans didn't prosecute, ANYBODY".. the Germans didn't, right, because they're the ones guilty. It's everyone else that was trying them.

[@gwrolls]

On that point though - the decision was made to let Germany recover rather than punish everyone that was involved. The memory of the harsh WW1 treaty against them and the more destructive war it led to fresh in everyone's mind

[@bigchivo4199]

@@jaredphelps3731 how tf were they supposed to punish anybody they had no power after ww2 💀

[@bigboss9527]

"Dan I'm having ongst." Greatest thing to ever grace my ears.

[@Grumpyshibainu]

The sound bite of Scooter Mary saying oh my god will never not make me laugh 😂

[@armt8543]

Elizabeth Dahl her voice and intonation are so damn unique... smh gets me every time

[@Nico-oi7hn]

No one: My brain when I'm trying to sleep: 1:01:13

[@lordjmme303]

Lool Hila was so proud of her "off the hinge" joke. Such a sweetheart. God bless! Now get over it! Lol

[@cullenmarshall3037]

That was a good comment xD witty whittle Hila

[@TheSLOCAT]

@@cullenmarshall3037 creepy

[@robertwalsh1401]

"Have i said something racist this episode?" NEEDS TO BE A SOUND BITE

[@douglaskyles6436]

Petition for Dan to start putting time stamps in the comments----->

[@Nomadicgear-sd6tw]

Douglas Kyles what’re you pointing at?

[@defense200x]

nah I'm good bro someone will do it soo

[@FirstnameLastname-ux4kj]

Just check highlights Dan already does so much lol saving Ethan every time

[@hickszn]

The highlights do just fine

[@nola1439]

Ethan is right. TI sounds like he’s talking like a confederate cartoon character. Doesn’t matter which one. It’s more than a southern accent, it’s a quasi-vintage-wanna-be southern accent. I get tired with Dan and hila always telling Ethan he’s crazy for saying normal things

[@RedMansonxx]

they always goof on each other, I don't think you need to worry about ethan's feelings lmao

[@flygod916]

i mean that is how he talks sense like 2000 it may have even been worse back then he even had it in his songs then to

[@kclauren6052]

I agree, and I'm from 1.5 hrs outside Atlanta. This is not the norm accent in my experience