Romance Fantasy: Millennials Cry For Help

[@PapaMeat]

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[@nutella7330]

Ok thanks pookie

[@redfront6707]

No

[@hehectorthemediocre5091]

Great, now you have to watch out for Wendigoon double time

[@Malohta]

Papa Meat needs to voice an audiobook for one of these novels for the sh *ts and giggles.

[@__ryangosling]

Wow! Childhood classics with grown-up ingredients?! Thank you Papa

[@VEE-EYE-EM]

"The unlikely relationship between a figure skater and a hockey player" I literally cannot imagine a more likely, completely expectable relationship

[@na-ky8ou]

@@VEE-EYE-EM "The unexpected love story of a barmaid and a waiter".

[@deadaccount2968]

@@na-ky8ou The plot twist? The waiter wasn't really a waiter, he was actually just waiting.

[@saturationstation1446]

literally two well off eurocentrics. two people who literally dont have the capacity to humanize anyone unlike themselves lmao. tbh,, they are probably cousins too since thats a super common trait among well off eurocentrics to be super attracted to people who look almost exactly like themselves.

[@McBlue117]

@@deadaccount2968 This got me, please continue your day good sir.

[@Kawmbat_Veteran]

Just like I can't imagine this zoomer tryharding more at reading these novels. I feel tired just listening to this fat boy read them like a crackhead. The most amusing part though about all of it is the meatcanyon fanboys who will get pressed whether they comment anything indicating they're pressed or not, I know the truth🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yenlaj]

"Never looking at my german shepherd the same way again" WHATTT?!! Someone get that poor dog out of that house IMMEDIATELY

[@demonreacts7816]

Fuck! U beaten me to it

[@Bramblerose21]

@@Alias3141 nope. We don’t claim her- whoever she is. We will claim the poor pup tho… 🤢

[@TimMoore-gv7hu]

the first thing that came to mind was Rusty Cage's song "White Girls f*ck Dogs."

[@Liquorsnurf]

You know she already bangs the gs

[@aidyn5916]

I haven’t even watched the video yet this comment made me gasp so loudly

[@WeSkeem]

“Snail trails” is diabolical.

[@Go_away_loser]

Was actually written by Jaba the Hutt.

[@XFry333X]

It's nefarious work

[@shioriluvsu]

horrifyingly wicked 😭😭

[@haydenrhead7692]

Fockin diabolical

[@bazingo5610]

@@haydenrhead7692 i cant read that word anymore without thinking of butcher 😭

[@yuzusauce]

22:17 is the absolute funniest moment to me. Not only is it just ridiculous writing to say "found my g-spot in 2.5 seconds" but the fuckin speedrun timer popping up had me dying dude

[@patrickboian8545]

thats pretty good

[@Chellom895]

“Leaving snail trails around my house” is an absolutely insane review quote

[@RottenHeretic]

I would go with the zoophilia one but the snail trail is a close second

[@alicemyslime]

That absolutely blew my mind, that's horrible The German shepherd comment was nuts

[@iamcool544]

@@alicemyslime white women will never beat the allegations

[@braxtondavis393]

@@iamcool544that’s alright

[@alicemyslime]

I thought it was furries...but it was my own kind

[@Skullspliter]

Bad Dragon missed out by not sponsoring this video.

[@discipleofdagon8195]

@@Skullspliter "I mean dude... why use a cucumber when you could use ONE OF THE MANY HIGH QUALITY PRODUCTS FROM TODAY'S SPONSOR! BAD DRAGON!"

[@ashlirabid9614]

I was surprised they didn't sponsor this video. The spoon sponsor legit caught me off guard.

[@astrea79]

Srsly missed opportunity

[@Spymii]

@@ashlirabid9614 You have no idea what someone can do with a spoon...

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

@@Spymii Now i'm wondering

[@extracomfy7464]

The people that read "booktok" books didnt discover fanfiction in middle school/high school so now they're reading smut in public 😭

[@buuny2233]

🎯🎯🎯

[@RochefortS]

fact

[@kalifoster1865]

Actually.. most people on booktok do read fanfiction lol

[@yodoleheehoo90]

Been reading fanfiction for 20 years now, ain't stopping any time soon, I have so many saved for later reading😅

[@noellehernandez]

Hit the nail on the head with this one 😂

[@magicalsimmy]

This dude reading excerpts of erotica novels has to - HAS TO - become a KZbin regular series. I laughed so hard, I have abs now. I actually gagged from laughter as tears streamed down my face. This is truly comedy gold, I woke up my boyfriend.

[@andrewceballos5404]

The reading was so unsexually appealing that I need ten more hours of it also I know that's not a word don't care

[@Theodoros.8]

I laughed a lot as well. I really hope he makes a part 2 for this one, it's comedy gold.

[@JoshParsons-p2x]

Dudes ate up

[@jenconvertibles]

the mental image of a man making a booktok-esque video of them like crying under the covers reading an old playboy actually has me fucking dying holy shit

[@superdooper50]

It's pretty much the equivalent lmao

[@Aiko-xy7qf]

@@superdooper50 Not really.. women often process sexuality a lot more emotionally than men.. thats part of why they're all emotional from it. That's why so many women read lines of text instead of looking at pictures and videos and vice versa. Men are naturally more visual.

[@MyriamRichardsdotter]

Some of these influencers might be paid, or they’re doing it for money.

[@googoogaga_]

@@Aiko-xy7qf brother those people arent crying because the sex is so nice and emotional, theyre obviously crying at some other plot point (all those first 3 tiktokers crying were reading YA, one was literally harry potter lmao)

[@oooSPOOKSooo]

"I became aware of every pore on my body" is such a viscerally uncomfortable concept thanks court of porn and roses now I wanna slough off my skin

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

All the holes 😖

[@isaactaylor8086]

@@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 every. last. one...

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"take off your skin" -Lightning McQueef

[@LyraMotte-bn9yz]

We have the same pfp! Can’t agree more btw

[@frognamedjog]

this happened to me once when I was high as balls and i can confirm it's really fucking awful it hurt so fucking bad💀💀

[@Spazzmaz]

“He lunged” with foxy jump scare, had me crackin up

[@EvanDaMedic]

Same, the edits in this are the best part

[@undercookedtoast1479]

that whole section absolutely killed me

[@cumcumcum148]

Fucking comedy gold

[@Casp33]

19:33 the story revolves around the unlikely relationship between a figure skater and a hockey player in college? So the most likely scenario to happen?

[@InTheDark97]

"He stared deep into my eyes and I knew, at that moment, he could control fire."

[@JavierPerez-rb1mr]

This needs more likes 😂

[@InTheDark97]

@@JavierPerez-rb1mr thank you lol

[@nonglee2839]

never forget

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

This joke is funny every time 😂

[@InTheDark97]

@@user-ti2ph6qb1y lol it's been a couple videos since someone's mentioned it so I figured I would

[@ScaryBat2]

"What do you mean that's the most tamed?" He whimpers, with a coyish scratch of his beard. Feeling the blood rush to his face. The collision of fear and raw primal yearning for more explodes inside him. The words were a mask, a last line of defense. Today the boy would become a man.

[@HomeboyMcGoo]

😟😟😟 BRO WHAT

[@vividesiles3763]

That's perfectly written😂

[@j.c.denton2060]

So fucking cringe

[@chrisppraefecti373]

Sounds like either a romance story or an adrenaline rush before taking out a furry convention

[@bastokrepublic]

@@chrisppraefecti373 it is Mr. Canyon about to go download the rest of the book

[@moykoy5609]

I work at a commercial book store and my managers look at me like I'm insane when I say that these books should be in a labeled 18+ section. I have had to ring up parents buying these books for their young daughters because their kid sees it on tiktok. Handing a copy of Haunting Adeline to an eleven year old at the till makes me so uncomfortable.

[@casandra0]

YES OHMIGOODNESS. it’s not treated like regular porn just bc it’s a book. And it’s not hard to get from libraries either, my county digital library is so full of smut series, it’s hard to filter thru to the real books.

[@chelsicalhoun6266]

I got exposed to that book just through Amazon best sellers list and my jaw dropped to the floor when I saw the quotes and reviews. What is up with all these books having all these hardcore and violent sexual fantasies in them?!?!

[@lugi25]

​@@chelsicalhoun6266USA/UK are Sodom and Gomorrah. Lust is in everything.

[@jggkyess981]

Do you try to warn the parents?

[@redwinedrink]

@@chelsicalhoun6266 sex sells and people love making money

[@doomer2electricboogaloo730]

"How can you cry during a book?" *Definitely not me remembering the most harrowing pages of Berserk*

[@alexlaniel9549]

Shit bro, Berserk made my roommate straight up bawl. Felt bad for recommending it to him

[@yuuichisanaro]

Your weakness disgusts me, but yeah it could happen

[@santsi7306]

*who are you the proud lord said, That i must bow so low*

[@berbberb6029]

@@yuuichisanarothis is the corniest shit i think i’ve ever read

[@solstice-y7l]

​@@berbberb6029lol

[@Tibarr]

Editor, you have outdone yourself with this footage. The dog eating from the cup, the train entering the tunnel, all the clips. So good.

[@bradtraq1]

@@Tibarr f yea dude the dog in the cup is foul and that shit had me dying🤣🤣

[@zachserum1988]

absolutely. probably one of PM's best videos in a long time.

[@caseyanderson2222]

The boxing match @ 13:41 was also a great one. Lined up with Meats storytelling. Great editing

[@EdenBell-ky8hl]

That train clip is actually used in the same context from the show it's from. Should definitely watch the show drawn together if you like Papa's meat.

[@DingleDongle-zi7wx]

Kurt Angle staring into the viewer’s soul from between legs.jpeg.

[@royce6485]

These people have never read fanfiction and it shows. They are STARVING

[@Mike_Oxlong07]

No, they've read too much fanfiction. In what universe has fanfic made someone less degenerate? Get real

[@darkspark5854]

The term fan fiction has been turned into something that we always assume is bad but fr some fanfics are better then the current canon

[@actualgoblin]

​@@Mike_Oxlong07 I like to read crossover fanfictions where the most OP characters fight each other to the death

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

@@Mike_Oxlong07 say in unison the dudes who watch corn

[@sirllamaiii9708]

​@@user-sg4ov7ng4hHot take both bad

[@jackiespaceman]

“Why don’t people buy good books?” “Because they’re not good readers”

[@bostongeis5123]

Hot damn

[@mooroo2853]

Reference?

[@hunterromano5562]

@@mooroo2853 the caliber of people that read that genre (every woman I work with), also cant read common sight words for adults. Since reading aloud is like 70% of our jobs it yields some hilarious gaffs over broadcasted frequencies.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

@@hunterromano5562 I find that a little hard to believe, but maybe I'm too optimistic. You'd think people who read a lot of books, even low quality ones, would have a slightly above average vocabulary. How else are you supposed to be get off on words alone? Who knows, maybe they're glossing over any word they can't read and getting off to everything else.

[@bensmith8682]

That’s the miserable fact about it. Reading is dead

[@goblin397]

0:43 keep away from my dog

[@rolli1158]

Maaaan you have no idea. My partner is well in the Booktok community and the fans are doing insane shit. You gotta cover it. They are confusing the books for reality as even going so far as to go to hockey games with the intent of sexually harassing the players, it is INSANE. There are people that have had divorces over incomparable relationships, there has been dudes trying to join the hype train and posting the most embarassing videos known to man. This is only the surface. Man, please make a part 2, i dont think ive laughed so hard at A Papa Meat Video it was so good.

[@HarbingerH]

Oh God, that would be so fing hilarious. Please @Papa Meat, we need part 2

[@jonosterman2878]

Age gap romance novels might be most unhinged

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Not to mention they all also create "boss bitch" mentality where women just become insufferable donkey level stubborn about life "❤cus "they're a boss bitch" and that overrides reality for their ego.

[@slomnim]

@@jonosterman2878 makes you wonder about all the cases of female teachers banging their students

[@rolli1158]

@@jonosterman2878 oh God yes, a close second being the knotting subgenre. Don't look it up if you don't know

[@holddatrabbit2048]

I work at a barnes and noble and the worst part about these books isn’t the millennial women buying them, it’s the 12 year old girls that purchase them WITH THEIR MOTHERS. I always look at the mothers and ask them if they’ve read these books and if they’re ok with their daughters buying it and the worst answer (and most common answer) is “of course I’ve read it, why wouldn’t I be ok with her reading it?” We used to not carry a book called Haunting Adeline and I considered that a point of pride. We got so many requests for that book (mostly from middle/highschool aged girls) that b&n caved and now we sell it in stores. The scenes in that book are horrifying. Adults reading that shit is fine, but kids shouldn’t be anywhere near it. It’s the only book I’ve had to give parents a heavy disclaimer on and highly suggest they don’t let their kids read it. I’m sure there are plenty of books in the store that are equally bad but I don’t have the time or heart to go through and scan the massive “romance” section for books that kids shouldn’t be reading

[@RunninUpThatHillh]

At least there's romance😂

[@MuscaUndomestica]

There was a girl in my school that read court of thorns and roses or whatever it was called, a conversation ended in her recommending it to me off the information of it being a medivel esk book. I bought it. Got a weird look from the book store guy. After reading for a bit I got uncomfortable and burned the book. Never spoke to the girl again.

[@annaa3772]

​@@MuscaUndomestica You know that you could have just thrown it into the trash? Burning's a bit overkill.

[@MuscaUndomestica]

@annaa3772 yea, but I enjoy burning things, made me feel better

[@theodorgiosan2570]

Just wait until you see some of the explicit books in the classics section. There are books that are muuuuch worse than these and are even in some school libraries.

[@bobhiggens1106]

The ice skating one is predatory with how innocent the cover looks

[@Deedeeindeed902]

Yeah sorta, I've seen stores accidentally put it in the kids section 😳

[@nunpho]

Why would they even put it in a kids section? Books aren't sorted by what's on the cover

[@somerguy3527]

@@nunphoidk, but I’ve seen it in kids sections

[@donaldpayne7488]

Fun fact, I almost bought that book because the cover looked cute and the description on the back seemed fun. I only didn't get it cause I wanted to finish a book I had started before I got another one. So glad I didn't get it lmao

[@bobhiggens1106]

My fiancé reads all these books and showed me parts of the ice skating book. Had the pleasure of reading a detailed account of the girl getting fingered by the guy in the back of an Uber full of her friends. The cover looks like it could be some Barbie story; why don’t books have ratings like movies and games?

[@FOFBLACKOPSTEAM]

I'm a Manager of the Fulfillment department at a target and I've had to grab every single one of these books multiple times for orders. I thought the were like dragon fantasy novels. Ice breaker seemed like a romance book but what the fuck. I unknowingly delivered so much smut

[@chucknutly3290]

Would you have felt better if you knew about it? Why do you look at it so negatively? You were the bringer of joy, I mean imagine how many happy little snail trails you were responsible for delivering. I'd take some pride in that. You made a lot of older lonely women slightly happier. Subconsciously they'll begin to associate those feelings with you too so do with that information what you will but remember that with great power comes great responsibility.

[@TheSavvyPlayer]

As a woman, I hate how over exaggerated the sex scenes are in these books. Like prawn it gives an unrealistic expectation for "orgasmic, life changing sex." People gotta make money somehow. Even if it means making your readers leave "snail trails" though their house. Hope they don't have carpet.

[@bushdid91195]

Yeah everyone has this bizarre attitude like you're a prude if you're not into porn and smut and shit like that and I just don't get it. It's not like I hate sex or something, it's just weird to be this obsessed over it. Just go out and meet someone, why are you reading an entire novel or scouring the internet for incredibly specific fetish videos?

[@bromo8874]

​@@bushdid91195 Honestly, I actually kinda get it. I think most folks who read this stuff are perfectly capable of going outside but just wanna scratch that itch with fantasy instead. It's not like people who read smut or watch it have never interacted with people irl. I think sometimes there's just that desire to experience steamy stuff without the actual emotional investment of real life situations. As long as people are capable of distinguishing between fantasy and reality, IMO it's mostly harmless. I don't think occasionally reading or watching that kinda content means you're some "obsessed" troll who's never gone outside.

[@duck8049]

Not the carpet 😭😭

[@zackarysullivan9019]

Just say porn what’s with this prawn shit

[@samoz6865]

My sister and I, used to love to go to the mommy prawn section in Books-A-Million, to get a good laugh. The titles and cover art are comedy gold.

[@B_4035mn]

"I'm never looking at my german shepherd the same way again." **1000 Yard stare.**

[@devonwilliams2423]

Clifford, the Biiiig, Red Dooooooooooog. We could only relate on one thing. We liked it Ruff 🐶 👩

[@maskedcommand3r547]

*Ever Long plays*

[@___idk]

🗿

[@paimon6948]

when i’m with youuu 🪦🪦🪦

[@Schlabbeflicker]

You. Just. KNOW.

[@Uckertay]

"I'll never look at my German Shepherd the same way again." Oh, God... OH, GOD!

[@mattd5240]

Someone call animal protective services. 😱

[@nikoclesceri2267]

dear God no, NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@dasfedoraguy3775]

Oh, yes!

[@Uckertay]

@@dasfedoraguy3775 please, don't.

[@Welshman336]

Idk which is worse, the fact she said that, or the fact she read about it

[@gabrielisrafil7236]

The fucking dog clip at 18:12 scarred my psyche forever. I will never uninmagine what I imagined right now. I wasn't aware of the possibility of developing PTSD through a mere moving picture of a dog feeding itself, but you managed to string the right combination of simultaneous words and images to create such long lasting psychological damage. I would congratulate you on such an incredible feat, but I fear I must go to therapy now. Great video, by the way. I'm subscribing.

[@car_car1861]

What smut boils down to is authors writing like they have a word count to meet

[@logoutnexttime4883]

Exactly, verbose to the extent that it hurts to even read a sentence…

[@FloweijFR]

I am unable to can, for this reason therefore i can not procede with this action

[@darthvaderdylan]

Frankly, i don't have a problem with the authors writing this stuff, it's the audience gaslighting themselves into believing this is peak fiction that does it for me.

[@axtondragunov1784]

I've seen cringy ERP done on discord that is written better than these books

[@Nantosuelta]

@@darthvaderdylan I honestly think I would be more intellectually stimulated by reading a People magazine than this fantasy romance trash

[@gyorgischwartz]

At target, these books are three feet from the captain underpants and diary of a wimpy kid

[@Scuffedduck117]

Insane

[@alexanderhorter1287]

Same at Walmart!

[@jimbomcbob7849]

Real men read Captain Underpants.

[@gyorgischwartz]

@@jimbomcbob7849 factual

[@andymcclurg9916]

Amazing pfp

[@corvixxidk]

Fun fact; If 9/11 didn’t happen, Fifty Shades of Grey wouldn’t exist. It’s a simple butterfly effect. 9/11 was the catalyst for the formation of My Chemical Romance, My Chemical Romance is the reason Twilight exists, and Twilight is a direct inspiration for Fifty Shades of Grey.

[@leonardodavinky5311]

Yet another crime against humanity by bin Laden.

[@clone_gamer2331]

And booktok wouldnt exist, and on that term cringy millenials wouldnt existt🤯

[@mrj2654]

The Government's plan all along.

[@timesplitterlad]

@@clone_gamer2331 No because Disney adults would still be a thing for sure

[@na-ky8ou]

A catastrophy leading to several others...

[@ryanpoulos8232]

Meat reading stuff and voice acting is a treasure. Really makes things super funny for me. The way he reads and the gives people those voices just makes me laugh so hard. Never change.

[@Eyeluvayden]

"I'll never look at my German Shepherd the same way again" is beyond diabolical

[@snakeygirl4296]

That quote is genuinely terrifying. We need to evacuate that dog away from her ASAP!

[@RandomBoi848]

White women ain’t beating the allegations

[@Talesfromthefoodofficial]

Where’s the NSA when you need them

[@TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnIt]

Jaw DROPPED as soon as they finished that sentence.

[@Literallyryangosling777]

Fucking diabolical

[@sea_triscuit7980]

"Please do not say "good girl" about my mom dude..." 😂😂😂 The way his face dropped

[@benjamingoodnight1025]

POV. Nick gets fired

[@hardlyworking_]

i mean yeah that was pretty wild, fortunately Meat is a chill and understanding guy cause that was actually kinda disrespectful

[@nyanuwu4209]

@@hardlyworking_ Your mom's disrespectful.

[@Kawmbat_Veteran]

zoomers are so dramatic and attention thirsty, love it🍿🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰⚰

[@vafixer8885]

finding a g spot in 2.5 seconds, I mean thats kinda impressive, I usually have to use google maps

[@Chom-Chom]

I don't know what's more impressive, him finding it in 2.5 seconds or her being able to tell he found it in 2.5 seconds

[@vafixer8885]

@@Chom-Chom lmao right...

[@dromalloma2651]

Did she use a stopwatch or something? It's weird to point out in the midst of a scene.

[@SkigBiggler]

It’s like creepy pasta authors stating the exact number of days and hours since something happened lol

[@a1saucin221]

Thats where the homies hangout right?

[@taniasudduth5003]

The vids and images with the read aloud almost made me choke on my trailmix. Give whoever did that a raise!!

[@rki]

i love it when nick's disembodied voice says something deranged and hunter's just tolerating it lmao it cracks me up every time

[@Shoebil]

Nick is a trickster spirit.

[@cookiescuentosandquejas5639]

I will NEVER understand how these books get away without an 18+ rating...

[@Stormer-vx5kw]

I looked it up out of curiosity and apparently theres no national system for age rating them like there is for video games or movies, so publishers can just not mark it and it isnt there problem (legally) who buys it

[@cookiescuentosandquejas5639]

@@Stormer-vx5kw man, that's pretty wild, but I'm also not that surprised. They really ought to have something in place so that people know when teens are trying to buy literal p0rn.

[@totalsaikou4520]

It's genuinely shocking to me since adult oriented Manga has an 18+ warning on the cover, a suggestive cover that makes it obvious that it is meant for adults AND comes wrapped in plastic so curious kids can't flip through it willy-nilly. I go to the bookstore all the time and none of the traditional books have these safeguards for some reason. They're even misleading like that innocent looking cover for Icebreaker and shoved to the front of the store next to the effin kids section 😭

[@sharkpyro93]

@@totalsaikou4520 i mean they are not comparable

[@craftwareprincess]

Like icebreaker. It’s so misleading with its cute cover and non 18+ rating. Saw a freshman I know reading it last year and looked at her like “you know shouldn’t be reading that 🤨”. Smut normalized from middle school is so weird now. And it’s always a jumpscare in newer romance books. Rarely can find one without it. 😭Those scenes will always be corny and not for me.

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

I was 33 seconds into this video when I paused it, set my phone down, walked away, looked in the mirror, walked outside, stared at the sky, stared at the passing clouds while the wind flowed through my hair; I heard the birds singing beautiful tunes, the sound of cicadas, the passing of the garbage truck… then I remembered what I had just heard, and I thought about letting the garbage truck take me away to a better place.

[@TheFlyingRonin]

Don't succumb to the temptations of Truck-Kun! The beast lies to you!

[@TRockManProductions]

Fake , no way you walked outside

[@ramby3405]

This was incredibly well written tf 💀

[@thetwitchyguy8957]

Gold

[@armondeastman3545]

XD

[@samuelaubrey481]

"leaving snail trails around my apartment" is now my most hated and most loved phrase ever. thanks

[@Subbedhunter]

My ex was reaalllly into “romance” novels. She delved deep into them when the pandemic started and we were living together at the time. I didn’t really understand the big deal nor had I ever read one, I didn’t want to judge her for liking books, and most people look at porn anyways so it was something I chose to support because it was something I thought was benign that she enjoyed. I eventually realized that she was trying to live out a fantasy, masquerading the actual relationship she had with me, and these books became a vehicle for her own issues to carry her away. Trying to make it work with someone that has developed an unrealistic perspective of intimacy (one completely separate from actual reality) is draining as hell and abusive to keep a real person in a relationship. It’s not that she expected me to act like the men in the books, she wanted nothing to do with me intimately… It was more like she was cheating on me with the books, but also toted me around like a prop to which she could say she was living a “normal life”. F*** you, Shirley.

[@Hatred1414]

That's brutal, dude. Hope it's better now

[@wormy_pope]

Her name being Shirley should’ve been the first red flag 🚩

[@Hatred1414]

@@wormy_pope Shirley not

[@CrankyB1tsch]

These are the ones that if you ask them to try 4nal they look at you like you kil led their dog

[@BNMS217]

Goddammit Shirley

[@sundo3144]

This is some of the funniest editing I've ever seen, I had to pause the video because I felt like I was gonna pass out from laughing so hard. That combined with Hunters god tier voice acting, 10/10. I would legitimately listen to an audiobook of this if Hunter did the voices. Incredible.

[@JankJank-om1op]

didnt realize i had covid until i was coughing violently at the sliced 'undergarments' part

[@frogdog3600]

Spongebob with the Arby's was Godly

[@spacejunk9000]

💯 I can’t remember the last video that made me laugh this hard

[@hilary8109]

The brown eyes staring back at me edit is what finally finished me 😂😂😂

[@claranadine1086]

Dude tell me about it 😂 like the editing is always funny but this video was amazing lmao

[@rurururururururururururururu]

fun fact: in a later book in the court of thorns and roses series, the main couple shabang in a war-camp type thing where there are soldiers literally dying outside their tent

[@jmbkpo]

Women love that

[@loslingos1232]

I literally have no words (except for these I guess)

[@donaldn5798]

Sounds right

[@shamiwancrespin1554]

Thin line between love and hate🤔🤔sex and war 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SaltyJ_Art]

Nasty Nesta is all I gotta say

[@nikio2123]

Best video ever. Had me ROLLING. The editor picked the perfect clips too. I kept pausing it and repeating the best jokes to the boyfriend bc I was laughing so hard. You guys killed it with this one.

[@Beingben247]

Dude the visuals for the excerpts had me dying

[@treytison1444]

The original ones were even funnier. At least the dog drinking was still there.

[@D-Skotes]

Hey Papa Meat, when are you going to write and read to us 2 hours of hard-core dragon/demon smut of Niv-Mizzet and Rakdos MTG Erotica?

[@Skarlett.Rose.Ink.]

Omg, YES!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@CutACrow]

Eldrazi tentacle prawn moment

[@bleakautomaton4808]

Ao3 exists already. He could just pick anything from there too.

[@biobiobio7777]

I am curious yet horrified…yet curious. Is this real? Lol

[@MustangMike52]

Niv mizzet themed Bad Dragon toy incoming

[@ghresadt7424]

This epidemic is wild bro my 50 year old cousin wrote like 3 smuttok books and it's quite hilarious considering he's a federal agent

[@cockatooinsunglasses7492]

What the fuck?

[@happywithdrawal]

Holy shit. The "federal agent" reveal sent me into a spiral LMAO

[@theonlybilge]

Is this how the feds are creating female mass shooters and terrorists?

[@dylanmulvaney9912]

A fed supplying Fem-gooners

[@firework8140]

Smuttok is PsyOp confirmed

[@mauriciomarin2333]

This video has some off the best editing I seen out of all your videos, 100000000 out of 10. give that dude a raise and a whole chicken sandwich!

[@BA-lc3bz]

Props to the editor for those cartoons during the readings, the pink train smashing into the cave had me in tears! 🤣🤣🤣

[@KGDanny02]

It’s from an animated show called “Drawn Together”.

[@airbo793]

That's a tunnel, sir

[@dsouthmonster]

You haven't said it yet, but there are also *Amish love novels* Yes, I do declare Jebodiah and Mary churn the butter together that night and tend to the linens. Sleeves get tucked up and everything.

[@audieh]

There are so many of them for sale at the thrift stores near me. It feels weird and wrong because I live in an area with a lot of Amish people. Like someone’s grandma must have LOVED when Jedediah Yoder drove his buggy past her porch

[@dsouthmonster]

@@audieh Same. Lol

[@qwerty-j6m4q]

lolol

[@Klied]

I wanna churn your butter 😢

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Oh lawdy do I have a case a tha vapors!

[@omgitzpaige2013]

Xaden sounds like the name of the most annoying kid in your third grade class

[@kron7536]

Sounds like the name of some designer drug that only has negatives effects

[@pinkroselite4173]

Bitch there's this one author with the wildest names for characters. One main girls name is ducking lily blossom bloom and she's a flower shop owner. There's also stuff like Fallon for a girl, benton, Aether and fucking verity

[@regishwadum]

Xaden eventually dyes his hair and becomes a fat, weird, and edgy manbaby that nobody likes

[@HumbleDuckM9]

Yes literally

[@heartofmalice6784]

@@kron7536side effects may include *rattles off an ungodly amount of information* and death

[@CHRIS-xg7fn]

2:45 that’s snot has some force behind it

[@AxelDane]

If you are wondering what was cut out/added from the original upload, here it is, it's not much: 3:27 Sponsorship added 6:52 Added "And inside, all they do is talk about deep duckin'. That's all they do." 21:17 Human shoulders are replaced with a skeleton for some reason. 22:05 Legs are now superimposed over hands. Eyewitness museum theme plays. 22:28 There is no longer an X-ray through Patrick's hand to see his fingers entering Spongebob. 22:37 She no longer comes 24:19 Cut out a 2 min segment about a minotaur's splooge sesh in a milking farm. 25:32 Footage of balloon woman replaced with character creator meme. 26:04 Spongebob X-ray removed again edit: i may be autistic

[@ChicaT-od3bj]

Y did papa need to take it down the first time?

[@AxelDane]

unsure, the edits seem very tame compared to whats still in the vid

[@chrish8941]

doing the lord's work. godspeed

[@MamaSpooooky]

​@AxelDane it was even MORE Papa'd

[@iLinked]

Well done

[@kickass2455]

“YOU WONT BREAK ME!!!” “THE FIT! THE STRETCH!!!!”🤣🤣🤣 Audible needs to hire you to read as many smut books as you want my dude.

[@MarSprite]

Papa Meat and/or Morgan Freeman can read me anything, and I will voraciously listen to every minute of it.

[@ironwolf3319]

I'd pay for that.

[@santsi7306]

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@atticusspontaneous]

I need a Papa Meat narrated audiobook immediately

[@shiverrr11z46]

8:20 why did he sound like chris from family guy 😂

[@msthecommentator2863]

I worked at a movie theater during the time 50 Shades was on the big screen. We never found any produce, but we did find a young couple about to get it on right then and there as we were arriving to sweep up. The looks on their faces when they realized they weren't alone were priceless.

[@rexman971]

I would've just hid and made beavis and butthead noise while they got it on lol

[@Rahnonymous]

I wonder how much damage that movie caused due to improper zip tie use (goes without saying, but don't use zip ties as a bind)

[@MSinistrari]

We found produce and sex toys during our Magic Mike: Last Dance showings. If it had been anyone other than my very Christian manager telling me about it, I would've thought they were pulling a prank on me. Poor man was just stunned that no one was going to wait until they got home or in their car for that.

[@slavexcalledxshiver]

What the fuck is with people. You can't wait for the DVD release?

[@Rahnonymous]

@@slavexcalledxshiver because some people get a kick from the risk of being found out

[@Malphas38th]

Gotta watch this before it disappears (im aware it’s a reupload y’all)

[@rachelc.8143]

Sadly, this IS the reupload.

[@bigtimebert69]

Enit

[@unknowndoctorcrow]

He doesn't even know

[@dougmaqway8547]

Yup

[@nc0gaming777]

Already did

[@AlexanderFromTheStarDimension]

21:47 Might be the hardest I've ever seen Meat laugh in his entire videography. I've watched all the videos, listened to all the podcasts. I know for sure that was a peak bellow right there. And I was laughing pretty hard with him at that

[@danieljohn6106]

i had the exact same thought. ive never once seen hunter laugh himself out of his chair before lmao

[@sebastiankyhle2774]

I died on that one😂

[@thunderlighting2006]

I remember a female youtuber complaining about male authors making the females in the their books super attractive and then make a post about how much she LOVES this romantic novels series

[@Literallyryangosling777]

Funkyfrogbait, well its on her name, bait

[@OddSpartan1337]

women ☕️

[@lex5198]

@@OddSpartan1337this low key just as corny as the smut booktok girls

[@OvergrownWithTheMoss]

Was she ugly or below average looking?

[@thehawk8332]

​@@lex5198women ☕️

[@beastamer1990s]

*Nick:* "starfish." *Art critics in 3020:* "what did be mean by that 🤔"

[@guerilla_food]

It's called "starfish" because it's obvious. Unless people who put no effort into 'intimate relations' cease to exist... Everyone will know what 'starfish' means.

[@ShadowRulah]

​@@guerilla_foodNot really. That's exactly the kind of expression that's intuitively understood, rarely explained, and lost because future generations have different associations.

[@actualgoblin]

🍫⭐🐟

[@PotaraGuy]

Conker's Bad Fur Day taught us a lot.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

​@@guerilla_food Let's say hypothetically for the sake of the argument, I have never had sex.

[@RichieRich7339]

I broke down laughing when the Kurt Angle face started slowly rising

[@Thephantomofmusic]

that moment made me laugh harder than I've laughed in so long

[@RichieRich7339]

@@Thephantomofmusic It killed me 😂

[@CoolGuyZone]

might have been the hardest i've laughed to a papa meat video, and that's saying a lot.

[@CG-yq2xy]

Bro rose like Captain Willard when he was about to ice Colonel Kurtz 🤣

[@emperortivurnis9161]

The literal part of "Theres no way we can put that" is where I the video vanished for me mid-watch. It was gold.

[@BasicGeometry]

You got fuckin thanos’d

[@walkermcdowall9980]

Thought I watched this already 💀

[@SxyDarkSenpai]

The exact same thing happened to me as well 😂😂

[@RonaldMcDonald-nf9jj]

22:15 this is the greatest imagery humankind has ever produced.

[@montessaurus]

This one spoke to me on a personal level. My wife has two "friends" that host a moderately successful romance/smut podcast. They are easily two of the most delusional, unhappy narcissistic women that I've ever met and they treat my wife (& myself by extension) like garbage. They don't deserve her company, but thankfully this one-sided friendship is finally flickering out and this video is everything I hate. Thanks for listening to my TED Talk

[@ultrasrifat1495]

Lol

[@TheKnoxvicious]

Podcast name?

[@montessaurus]

@@TheKnoxvicious I'd love to indulge, but I don't want to get my wife in any more hot water with these crones

[@F.M671]

@@montessaurus The fact that your wife can't "just" cut ties with them says a lot about her ability to judge people. Hope you don't get too scarred. Good luck.

[@montessaurus]

@@F.M671 They haven't always been this way, it really comes down to them being jealous of her happiness (me) despite being married themselves and longer than us. I appreciate your concern, I think? Cute profile pic, looks just like our dearly departed cat

[@technobooze3998]

I showed this to my wife hoping for it to be a kind of intervention but you just gave her new smut to read. Thanks.

[@eringullion8363]

I CAN READ WHAT I WANT. But I still love you.

[@Watch-b5r]

@@eringullion8363ur marriage is a literal joke!

[@bluescalpel6944]

I had the same idea but haven't showed her yet.....maybe I wont......

[@Poofwaah]

It's the same as a guy watching porn. What's the controversy? Only thing that makes it unbearable is it's now on tiktok. And that German Sheppard creep.

[@Poofwaah]

​@bluescalpel6944 you don't have to. It's fine.

[@kaipilled]

I gotta say, the editing and video clip choices for this video went CRAZY.

[@epothos1]

Fucking right

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Absolutely the best part about this. If they made a 10 hour video on just reading and having these insane visuals I’d watch it in its entirety in one sitting. It is SO fascinating and hilarious to see how the editor chose to animate these lines! I will not ever look at that still image of Patrick’s hand on spongebobs crotch the same way ever again!

[@august4114]

As someone who has never been into romance, watching contrapoints video "twilight" helped me understand the nuances of female fantasy and the psychology behind it.

[@SteveOForToday]

Bro, if you did the audiobook recordings for entire smut books, I'd listen to them all. I'm high as shit dying from you reading these.

[@dadness]

Venn Diagram of Booktokers and women obsessed with serial killer documentaries is a circle.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

White women moment

[@Warlock_Sack]

Wow that’s true lol never thought about that

[@angelortega2016]

Now this is a spicy statement. Truthful with that slight burn.

[@milesrennick1071]

no but why is that??

[@PhoenixRoseYT]

@@milesrennick1071 mental illness

[@prodbytarantino]

“The male lead asks for permission a bit too much,” I beg your pardon?🙃

[@Of_infinite_Faith]

Out of everything she could criticise, she chose the worst thing

[@MrMetalforever5]

One of those cases where the widespread fantasy really contradicts what is pushed for in reality.

[@projectmessiah]

Nah, I get it

[@GrayRain0]

As a smut writer. Yeah. It’s a huge mental kink.

[@JustSkram]

Get help ​@@projectmessiah

[@412crazypgh8]

"Stop...stop...I'm not ready" that voice has me in pure TEARS.

[@hockeymaskkid7085]

I thought Booktok got you. I thought it was over. I thought it was all over. But like a drunk zombie rising from his shallow grave here you are. Godspeed

[@3MenAndALetsPlay]

​@@SaintBoot This is true, his power has grown too strong. by this point anything that can stop him would also take out approximately 87.5% of the population as well.

[@birdiejett3163]

Papa Meat talking about ACOTAR was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are

[@MrMetalforever5]

“He’s back!” - Cornelius Fudge

[@andrewlargent2871]

this goes hard.

[@DrZpach-om9my]

“That’s my boy!” - Amos Diggory

[@agoosecalledxaro6679]

"He's black!" -Me

[@dromalloma2651]

"BEEEHEHE!" - Lord Voldemort

[@saturationstation1446]

thats not romance thats just housewife fantasies stretched out into unnecessarily long essays.

[@sibit1]

have you read any of these books to confirm?

[@Pilps]

This legit made me laugh so much please do more of this, it’s ridiculously hilarious and the voice acting makes it even more funny.

[@brantleydunaway6905]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@demitrinarrow]

The voice acting makes it. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

[@officernealy]

It's perfectly acceptable to have an emotional response to any piece of fiction, but it definitely feels like the response is a little suspect if you have to preemptively set up a recording of the response before you know you're going to have one.

[@Noone030]

It’s all performative. I don’t think these people would start genuinely weeping whilst being alone with a smut novel lmfao💀

[@gumbowel]

⁠@@Noone030my classmates cried to the hockey one before. In class

[@bastokrepublic]

no one thinks it is authentic in the moment, they're just trying to share what happened to them after the fact. not a big deal

[@nicholassullivan1239]

​@@bastokrepublic

[@SatanLiterally]

​@@bastokrepublic you'd think after all this time, people would be tired of incredibly fake, overblown reactions though.

[@memelydcatting3049]

Snail trails gets me every time

[@lucasblanchard47]

I hate it lol

[@Marie-cq5td]

So icky! I hate that imagery 😖

[@tjpaige3784]

I think I lost my 7 year relationship because I used this phrase too much...

[@udednow]

It's so easy and vivid. It really is the perfect gross little analogy.

[@cozymoggele]

I use this with my husband 💀

[@aced4fun]

Hunter's "WHAT" never gets old

[@HyperfixatationInc]

As a writer, booktok as made me realize just how low the bar is and made me feel like if i published anything i could be heralded as the new Shakespeare just because i proofread and do multiple drafts

[@mr.jameson218]

No balls.

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

If that's the case, then I might actually have a chance 😂

[@sarahzahir5582]

Not kidding I literally started writing a novel after realizing this amd English Isn't even my first language.I'm gonna try my luck lol

[@jessfrisk3585]

Same. while I do want to write impactful and intresting stories, i think as an unpublished newbie writer these books have let me be alot more gentle on myself. Before I always compared my writing to authors who have honed thier craft from decades. Now I ask myself is it better then a tiktok book? It always yes.

[@donventura2116]

Publish and prove it or you're a hack too.

[@uskidsknow19]

"THE TENSION" God damn that was actually an incredible ACDC impression I rewatched that a couple times tbh

[@mitch5944]

😂😂😂

[@Nantosuelta]

My version of smut is reading Jane Austen novels. "Oh my, the lady has addressed her admirer directly! How delightfully droll! 5 stars."

[@mere7583]

We gotta get back to this. Spicy should be your man taking care of your family despite their failures so he can hold your hand.

[@i.b.640]

Both of them trying their best to be worthy of each other.

[@akirahyrule2157]

And now I’m pissed that my local library was advertising ‘The Fourth Wing….’ In the teen section.

[@noblecave4139]

I read a lot of science fiction and write some. Its one of my biggest hobbies so I when I'm meeting people reading often comes up. I can't tell you how many times women have told me that "The Court of Thorns and Roses" is there favorite series. I met a baby named after a character from it one time. I had no idea until today that they've basically just been telling me that they love smut. This video has permanently altered how I see some people in my life.

[@qwerty-j6m4q]

which character was the baby named after

[@noblecave4139]

@@qwerty-j6m4q something with a T. Tamalane I think. They said it was the main characters partner. I was playing Warhammer with the baby's dad so I was a little distracted

[@gaylelim9131]

​@@noblecave4139 naming a baby after a Tamlin is wild 😭😭😭

[@qwerty-j6m4q]

@@noblecave4139 lol thanks that's funny

[@dante_0962]

Who names a baby after porn?

[@ryleyrudman6360]

Something funny about icebreaker, My exes 12 year old cousin found the book in the middle school library, I assumed they thought it was a children’s book without reading up on it, when we found out what she read I was shocked

[@parzavaal5335]

Hey man banning books is wrong.. But banning porn books from children's libraries seems pretty reasonable right..

[@KnightsWithoutATable]

@@parzavaal5335 It was probably moved by somebody from the adult section over to the children's section to cause just the reaction you just posted.

[@lydiabenjamin-zs6dj]

@@parzavaal5335 ahhh its wonderful to find a person that is smart lol

[@sukonetei4789]

Something similar happened to my sister, my mum bought it for her because she didn’t realise how NSFW it was… my sister was 13 at the time lol

[@bnamsrom2]

​@@parzavaal5335 that is why it bugs me when the term "banning books" is used in that debate. We are talking about curating a school library for kids, not deciding what books can be sold.

[@studio-stirko5596]

I can’t believe he had to cut out the 40 Minuit section of him controlling fire smh 🤦‍♀

[@BrayDinh]

are you trans

[@MechbossBoogie]

When he briefly set the upper atmoaphere ablaze, I thought we were all done for.

[@lucasblanchard47]

Joke was dead immediately come up with something new.

[@prodbytarantino]

Finally a fire joke that isn’t “something tells me this guy can control fire”😩

[@ash9974]

​@@lucasblanchard47 Go drill some wood and pipe down xD

[@SinkingLotus]

12:55 low-key sounding like Piccolo

[@todo9633]

As someone who has never used the app, tick tock is like going to a zoo and watching other people jumping in the lion and gorilla enclosures

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Wish it was banned

[@alejandroc7357]

@@MaxiemumKarnageunfortunately another app would replace it and the cycle continues. Just like with vine

[@Welshman336]

​@@MaxiemumKarnageit was supposed to be. I swear it's the Chinese getting back at us.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

@@Welshman336 China looks to the future and knows tiktok is giving US children brain damage

[@Shmandalf]

My ex was hopelessly addicted. Its brain rot, and that stupid default Tiktok lady voice will be stuck in my head forever

[@jonesj99]

Eastern isekai : High fantasy and adventure!! Western isekai : Getting your back blown out

[@Rootiga]

western isekai makes the eastern look like peak media, just listening to this video scarred me

[@benztownz2815]

trust me theres alot of isekai hentai

[@sheila19954]

hey, a lot of eastern isekai is horny and harem power fantasy. ofc there are exceptions (like Jobless Reincarnation) but both are same sides of the trash coin

[@carolinewheeler77]

Most anime isekai is borderline hentai what are you talking about. At least these books are more honest

[@insufficientdata0247]

I mean a lot of eastern isekai is like that too, but it’s also humiliated and criticized on the regular, so I agree.

Im more addicted to these Videos than i am to crack, and trust me, im VERY addicted to crack

[@jayb2344]

What would you do for a membership 😏

[@CutACrow]

Viper the rapper be like

[@Itdontgetbetter]

Me and opiates

[@Nope-uj6yh]

@@CutACrowy’all cowards.

[@Neptunes_Bounty]

What is up with that wack ass German Empire-Republic flag.

[@search4wisdom]

I’m watching this at my desk. Usually I’m good at muted laughter, but the howling husky part got me good. I laughed way too loud. Busted Edit: whelp, the Kurt angle brown eyed stare part got me even worse. I’m legit in trouble. Obviously not working.

[@kaitlync7854]

I loved the journey he went on during this video. He was NOT ready.

[@leadbulletjunkie2235]

I would have thought Bad Dragon would have sponsored this but I guess that would have been too spicy for youtube lol

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

That would have been so perfect. I suggest the video game Angels With Scaly Wings or Ruby Dixon’s Dragon series 👍🏼 Holy balls am I glad this video is going to be deleted 😂

[@dorogy4586]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO LOL

[@astralkaoru1025]

Black female gooner novels have to be the craziest BookTok subset. Imagine 1000 versions of Fifty Shades of Grey with drug dealers. "Thug Passion" etc...

[@BruhMoment-fr4zr]

Lmao sounds like unintentional comedy gold to me

[@danhumphrey8357]

@@BruhMoment-fr4zrIt is comedy gold. Look up author Quan Millz and you’re going to have a field day

[@j.i.nthenobody54]

You made that phrase up. I don’t wanna believe that that’s a real thing

[@a1saucin221]

Thug hunter

[@louieburnham8090]

@@j.i.nthenobody54its a real thing

[@therealshug]

dude. Vinnie Paul dying was a really hard one for me, too. That guy was my biggest drumming inspiration when I was a kid. I remember the day it happened and a guy at work told me, I walked around all day feeling like I had lost something. I saw him one time in Tucson playing with HELLYEAH, I really regret not getting there earlier to shake his hand and take a picture.

[@rogerflores422]

7:02 The smile of Hunter dying after hearing Nik say "Good Girl" to his mother its pure gold hahahaha!

[@Shoebil]

I actually felt disturbed. Nick, tone it down with the weirdness.

[@V-Pee]

based

[@emikriba2478]

@@Shoebilyeah that was super weird I was like wtf…

[@mirrorhymn]

​@@Shoebilhe's just complimenting meat's mom. I'd be thrilled if i was called a good girl

[@Applestoroger]

DUDE the cut to Brian Johnson (AC/DC singer) for "THE TENSION" was so funny

[@orangeprez]

Idk why, but that Icebreaker had me weak from laughter. The way that papa meat was reading, and the edits had me dying. I couldn't breathe the whole time and even starting crying. My stomach and my jaws hurt from laughing so hard. Thank you, papa meat. I haven't laughed this hard in months.