The Worst Job On Earth…

[@AntboyIan]

my "favorite" is the lady groping Gaston and he's telling her to stop, but she just seems completely incapable of comprehending that this is another human being asking her to stop touching him inappropriately.

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

Nah, that's just the double standard. Bet if that was Belle and a guy was getting handsy like that everyone would be throwing a fucking lawsuit fit on Disney.

[@eligreg99]

Because women don’t seem to comprehend that they can be creepy when they commit these acts on men. If the roles were reversed women would be screaming their tops off about oppression and how all men are sexual predators. Double standards at its finest truly

[@solus8685]

Great, you've summoned the incels. Do you even know how much the female actors get harrassed and they can't do more than maybe run? It's not double standards, both parties get harrassed and can't do anything about it, because Disney doesn't care

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

@@solus8685 This comment proves my earlier point.

[@solus8685]

@@TheBlackAntagonist no, it doesn't. Nobody cares about either sex getting harrassed.

[@X-SPONGED]

3:00 I love how when the guy drops dead after yelling _"Andy's Coming!"_ Buzz just ignores him completely whilst Woody literally looks down on him in disgust and disappointment

[@aver4ge_gam3r37]

Not only disgust or disappointment, but also just trying to figure out what brought the guy so low in life and honestly just feeling bad for him 😂

[@josephtaylor4505]

Day call me stormpooper becase wehn I poo it is comparable to that of a storm made up of poo

[@thedevilgoose2482]

honestly impressive job being in character I think they would actually react that way in this scenario.

[@odoplaydead5012]

Just imagining him with Papa Meat's Bugs voice.... "Ugh....disgusting creature...."

[@goobiiguy]

@@josephtaylor4505 thanks Joseph

[@DeltaPi314]

From what I know/heard : They stopped Andy's coming thing because: A. Dropping suddenly ruined the suits B. You can't see shit inside the suit and might just drop on some kid (lawsuit) C. Employees on medical leave meant that they needed to hire people to cover for them. It wasn't because the employees were getting hurt, the main reasons were A and B.

[@MedJedOfficial]

Also imagine being built like an nba player inside a woody costume and on top of the dick jokes with the kids you had to fall down on command like a damn 9-5 slave every time some random ass American tourist tells you to

[@my9thaccount140]

Sounds about right.

[@water6006]

And also, you get a migraine from how many times you have to drop on the ground

[@babygirrrl5147]

This sounds like the worst job ever. I hate kids, I hate Disney, and I hate Disney adults.

[@zcnaipowered7407]

Sounds like someone's anti youth

[@sirMAXX77]

I love the reaction of the Buzz like "I'm so fucking done with this, I'm never dressing up as a Toy Story character again." $11 an hour?! Fuuuuck that! Charity work. Triple that, then we can talk.

[@pinstripecool34]

Ikr lmfao

[@aschlamishowsup]

Yeah it's super messed up that it's so expensive but they pay their workers minimum wage

[@mo4d-7]

That was the funniest part

[@gardenofsn5955]

Disney: Nobody wants to work anymore

[@danielsolano1284]

It’s 20 to 23 an hour I worked in the landscaping department for Disney the only thing that I see wrong is the weird sarcastic jokes the ride operators make it’s unnecessary

[@abi-fs5jt]

i seriously remember going to disneyland a few years ago and we visited mickey’s kitchen or whatever. minnie visited our table and my brother asked very rudely (as five year olds do) “WHY ARENT YOU SPEAKING?” and i quickly had to chime in for minnie (God bless her) “don’t you remember? she’s on vocal rest!” and the RELIEF that radiated off minnie in that moment…she patted my shoulder, nodded yes and gave a thumbs up. i can only imagine how many times a day that she had gotten that question.

[@justinwilliams1127]

Bless you. You're doing God's work. Lol

[@Wetknees]

I’ve gotten better at interacting with children but stuff like that makes me freeze up like a deer in the headlines

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

⁠@@Wetkneesholy shit another Roach- wait a gosh darn second… God I love finding you men in the wild. Love the name btw.

[@roachdoggjr3458]

​@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs I'm sick of seeing those dang roachdoggs get em outta muh internet

[@psychoticpebble]

@@roachdoggjr3458 What're you doing here? I MADE YOU DUDE!!!

[@rkm2569]

As someone who worked photopass at Disney World and was with characters most of the time all of these are true. The Andy's Coming people were the WORST!!!

[@dylanzrim3635]

It was cool before it turned into a meme

[@skimask4381]

I knew people would over do this when I first saw it on the internet.. people are stupid

[@wilderking8476]

Literally didn't even know it was a thing lol 😂😅 Edit: Until this of course

[@tomsmith6379]

They're like herpes. When you think they're finally gone as another one pops up

[@crazysilly2914]

It used to be a policy, but then they changed it a few years back and told the Toy’s Story characters to not do it any more because of people who would abuse it, like the people in this video...

[@TaddiestMason]

"I have no power in my own life so I'm going to try and exert some over you. DANCE FOR ME CLOWN!" - what people are really saying when they shout "Andy's coming!" at workers in Toy Story costumes.

[@lilscooty4429]

@Telepture nice jesus vid

[@mockby1346]

The greatest lyrics

[@Submersed24]

Always libs doing it too lmao

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

Reminds me of an old sci fi/fantasy story where a Walt Disney-esque figure sets up his theme park to entrap pedophiles, and encases them in character suits which they can't escape, and which cause them agony unless they do everything in their power to make children happy. It would be great if that kind of hell were restricted to molesters.

[@causticwit]

@@Nunya_Bidness_53 What film is that? Honestly sounds interesting

[@ToySheree]

i felt so damn embarrassed for the Andy thing....god the second hand embarrassment is killing me right now

[@seanA416]

I died a little it was so bad

[@andabata3d400]

I actually stopped the video right fucking there and had to take a moment and a deep breath before watching the rest XD

[@NevaehCyanide]

Yeah that was really hard to watch, it felt like your entire soul left your body.

[@afz902k]

ANDY IS COMING

[@Melitonen]

Bro I wanted to turn off the video the second hand embarrassment was so strong

[@toehair4073]

when it comes to the Tigger, i genuinely don’t think he knew how the kid was reacting. When your in suits like that you can only usually see directly in front of you and not below you so it’s hard to gauge how a kid is responding to you. I use to be a mascot and you just kind of have to guess where kids are most of the time when they’re near you cause of how small they are.

[@violetblythe6912]

Yeah it makes me think of that video of Chuck E Cheese “ignoring” the black child. So people were trying to cancel that restaurant/actor but it was obvious that the guy just didn’t see the kid was there at all. People need to put on one of these mascot masks and they’ll gain respect quickly for the people that can actually convincingly pull off a character in those things. You’re blind, mute, dying of heat, and carrying 20+ lbs of extra weight everywhere you go.

[@elliot6079]

As a chuck e cheese employee who regularly wears the mouse suit, i feel for the disney mascot actors

[@TheSubzeto]

Thank you for your service

[@Unus_Annus_]

Make sure to tighten the spring locks lol

[@holeofdarn]

You should hit the griddy for the kids

[@lyndenyee6511]

​@@Unus_Annus_hope they're not kidnapping kids

[@portomilk8080]

Wasn't there a chuck e cheese employee that turned out to be a serial killer? 🤣🤣 (I'm sorry bro)

[@weaverofworlds22]

Usually "cast members" are either young college students who just need a little extra cash and think it sounds like a fun job, or they're aspiring actors who were told it would be a step up in their career (it's not). Either way, Disney is kind of predatory as far as their hiring practices.

[@Submersed24]

Honestly cast members should be making 100k a year+ if they do significant skit. They'd become celebrities if they hire the right people

[@GlidingZephyr]

In a way this reminds me a lot of sports mascots, especially those who work College games. My College mascot is just a guy in football pads, a bare bones uniform and a gigantic felt/foam "Wildcat" head. There is nothing else to the costume, and prospective mascots have to be able to do rapid fire pushups on a wooden plank held up by Cheerleaders for each point scored during Football games. I've seen people throw full drink cups and such at him while he does this, usually those supporting the opposing team. If someone ever asked me if I ever wanted a job like that, even if I was offered double my current pay rate, my answer would be: "Fuck off. I'd rather be living next to the dumpster at Arby's."

[@monadoboiz9778]

Disney is predatory in about 90% of their business, not just their hiring practices lmao

[@jmillz4135]

They are also good at hiring predators too. Child predators.

[@Always.Smarter]

every business has predatory hiring practices. it is literally their job to pay workers as little as possible and extract as much from them as possible. of course disney is taking advantage, as would any other business. there will always be some idiot out there who just thinks its 'cool' to work at disney, so they willingly sweat their skin off for $11/hr. as long as anyone is willing to do the work, disney will gladly underpay them.

[@xenodragonlord6007]

They aren't allowed to do the Andy's coming thing anymore because people could get hurt lmfao Poor Disney actors

[@AstronautLemur]

@yes we will Stop spamming in every comments. I've seen you in every videos, every comments sections and every same message with the same link.

[@PlagueDoctorIsIn]

@@AstronautLemur it’s a bot. Not a person

[@AstronautLemur]

@@PlagueDoctorIsIn Really?

[@PlagueDoctorIsIn]

@@AstronautLemur Yeah. These and the porn ones are everywhere now. It has a vid link typically with an arbitrary comment attached to it, and it’s for view farms, essentially

[@deadstones1]

@@AstronautLemur If you see a bot like this, or anyone posting a random link, immediately report them for spam. That's the best we can do.

[@bare_bear_hands]

Those actors are paid MINIMUM WAGE?? We just found jobs worse than fast food service!

[@robertbennett2796]

Not at disney world they get paid way more

[@labaker4285]

I was very surprised to learn I make more than them just blending milkshakes

[@adamnichols476]

12 bucks an hour isnt min wage. 7.50 is.

[@orochifire]

@@adamnichols476 12 bucks an hour is literally insult money in fucking Orlando, bro.

[@pepperedash4424]

@@adamnichols476 Depends on the locale you're in.

[@daysand123]

I can just imagine there will be a person in a buzz costume at Disney World nowadays and a kid/ adult yells that Andy's coming and the buzz just leans in real close and whispers. "You don't come back from infinity Andy."

[@shelby5809]

What the fuck?

[@Armetzger]

Honestly, the people i have the most respect for are the ones in entertainment. Especially mascots or people who dress up for the job. They put a lot of effort and go through hell inside a incredibly hot suit not being paid well enough. Just so that they can make people happy and bring a bit of magic into what is, honestly one of the most unforgiving and cruel industries with entertainment.

[@Doubtfulgrace101]

I used to feel the same way. Ive gone to con and took pictures and even hugged people in intricate fursuits. Really appreciate the craftmanship and passion in how their craft. Until however my work decided it would be a good idea to have their own mascot and its HORRIFYING. I feel for the fellow employee inside that ugly thing but I can bring myself to look at it. Would literally cross the street if it approached me to avoid its uncanny gaze.

[@the_womp_and_only9062]

In my boot camp platoon, our senior drill instructor would yell, "Andy's coming!" and we'd all hit the deck. Other DIs caught on and did it to our platoon exclusively The first time he did it one guy was standing and he asked, "Why didn't you drop?" And the guy just replies, "My name is Andy" like zero fucks given

[@3E3RRRRRR]

Lol, he already came

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

What kind of punishment did Andy get for the smart-assery?

[@natepez2081]

Gay

[@letroller3334]

@Don't read profile photo ok

[@jenkzkh]

🤣🤣

[@jsinjapan1689]

These people seem to forget that, if Buzz is 7 foot tall, then Andy would be about 50 foot tall. I mean, they’re Andy’s toys. Andy coming would be like Attack on Titan.

[@totoisayal5045]

buzz jaeger killed Andy and now they no longer live in fear of Andy

[@shadowthetwisted]

Andys coming! the camera pans, starting at the feet and working its way up this 50 foot titan of andy. as he lets out a grisly smile you hear "Seid ihr das Essen? Nein wir sind die Jäger!" play over the loud speakers. chaos ensues

[@2picklesanddishsoap547]

@@shadowthetwisted *Rumbling, rumbling, it`s coming!*

[@dgl5782]

I love that, thank you

[@yourlocaloof2987]

Im opening up photoshop

[@sethbrown1944]

I love how the kid tries stabbing the guy in the tigger costume with a fork. That looks like a clip from a horror movie.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

You can just SEE the discomfort mounting for that little kid until he can't take it anymore and *SCREAMS*

[@lilpeepee3972]

I'm pretty sure Tigger was just fed up with his job and thought "let's fuck with some kid😃"

[@mossbergEROCK1]

@@lilpeepee3972 He sure did. Or saw that kid acting crazy earlier and had to go mess with him.

[@JazzyB9481]

little dude was fighting for his life 💀💀💀

[@lcameron4802]

I genuinely think the guy in the suit might be a pedo or some shit like that. Like bro this dude won’t stop grabbing this kids head.

[@mirrorv.m]

$11.95 ….!? McDonald’s employees get paid Significantly more than Disney employees

[@LeeLeeBellePBJLee]

I'm having trouble believing that number. I did housekeeping at Disney World in 2008 and I made $7.something an hour and that was 16 years ago, the character actors made more than me then... and inflation happens.

[@gideonmele1556]

@@LeeLeeBellePBJLeeDisney had those tax exemptions too. Maybe they had some sort of contract that forced you to stay in it for a while

[@RyanRedfox]

My favorite part of going to Disney World was seeing a sign at the entrance reading: “Abandon all hope ye who enter here.”

[@mn_twisted4319]

I’m surprised there’s not more mascot heat strokes, that job sounds terrible

[@indiebits9429]

I'd imagine some wear camel packs

[@Echo_Underscore]

They probably have a handler, someone out of suit that can give them water and stuff in the slow moments

[@youi3916]

my mother worked as a character once, probably the worst possible choice (tweedle dee from Alice and wonderland’, and I quote, “Disneyland is horrible. The suits are insanely hot. Didn’t faint, but wanted to.”

[@Patchw0rkx]

Happens if Florida alot. It's literally hell for the actors and I feel so bad.

[@thegrinningreaper8016]

There’s probably a storage room locked in the basement somewhere hiding a furnace of dead mascot workers who didn’t obey Disney’s orders.

[@3fl1ppp]

They should've used the meatcanyon voice. "Andrew is...approaching. Don't let him see."

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE, HES JUST GETTING CLOSER

[@Mrpawsum2]

Going to Disney feels like being in a dystopia, but you're the upper class. It's terrible.

[@Dewday1REAL]

Nah fr ☠️

[@_vlpin]

This comment is the first insight ever that made me want to visit disneyland lol

[@OPTIMUSL1ME]

​@@_vlpinapparently Disneyland is way worse than Disneyworld

[@Uncle_Ruckus_]

When I've gone to Disneyland I've always felt a sense of dystopia.

[@Randomdude34]

This comment describes how I feel about Disney. It feels fake… it feels uncanny to me and can never pin point why.

[@oriontigley5089]

*All those "Andy's coming!" Clips somehow made me more uncomfortable than MeatCanyon's normal animations*

[@robbodude96]

''ill never step foot in disneyland'' - well that didnt age well

[@annarenfold438]

It aged like fine milk

[@SmokingBeard]

Worst is that he actually enjoyed it!

[@Sua_sponte_is_weak]

I took my children to Disney, ya know, "where dreams come true" That day, and every day since I say that place is literally HELL on eath. Between the Florida heat melting your skin and the ridiculous amount of people, specifically adults that behave like literal children it is a nightmare.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

So essentially you’re saying Florida is hell

[@Sua_sponte_is_weak]

@@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 lol! No, not all of Florida. Further down south is awful. But, I live on the Saint John’s River about 20 minutes from Saint Augustine Beach and it’s beautiful here. Disney on the other hand is awful. The only theme park I’ve enjoyed is Wild Adventures in Georgia. It’s not too crowded and decently priced.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@Sua_sponte_is_weak eh. Imo Florida is America’s hell on earth. The people are shit, the weather is shit and the wildlife is shit

[@grimble4564]

@@Sua_sponte_is_weak Florida is not meant to be occupied by humans below Jacksonville and we should collectively agree to leave it to the gators and swamp apes

[@lurklingX]

i lived in FL most of my life. i saw those people in the wild. literal fkking children

[@MeisterGlanz86]

imagine cops pointing a Gun at you and yell: "ON THE GROUND!ANDY IS COMING!"

[@InTheHouse27]

Well, Disney does have their own police force for each of their city-states, so it’s possible.

[@MeisterGlanz86]

@@InTheHouse27 noice

[@christianwalls7994]

The balcony sniper “I knew it” literally made me fucking cry and wheeze with laughter

[@JayJeremiahC]

I’ll never forget that Dave Chappelle bit where he punched a Mickey Mouse at Disney land & his mask fell off & everyone yelled “oh nooo! Mickey Mouse is Mexican!” 💀💀

[@SpookyTGhost]

As someone who used to work the College Program as ODV (Outdoor food vender) at Disney World back in 2014 when the pay when from $8.50 to $9.00hr I can confirm that working there was probably the worst job I've ever had. Those who weren't face or costume characters got treated like trash, especially ODV and custodial since we were at the bottom of the cast member hierarchy.

[@l03j27]

Having to deal with the “Andy’s coming” thing would suck

[@Kremit_the_Forg]

Never understood that anyone would even think that this somehow "has" to work because otherwise it would "ruin" the Disney experience. Repeatedly droping in a uniform that costs propably more than the person wearing it makes in a year... Sounds like a good idea!

[@Moonhermit-]

If it were me in that heavy ass suit, by day 3 I'd fucking drop my full weight right on top of the screeching manchild laying on the floor. Any jail time I'd get would probably be worth it after that psychological warfare from wannabe influencers.

[@herrabanani]

It would probably be fine and fun for them if it happened like once a month, but obviously when it gets popular everyone starts trying to do it and it gets annoying

[@Kometheus]

Soooo bad 😂

[@thehutch4823]

@@herrabanani that's pretty much what started it, it used to be a very uncommon "secret thing" but as the internet has gotten bigger its become more and more common

[@opossumsauce4472]

The actors have it really rough especially the princesss.... My best friend was Ariel, and she was harassed not only by guests but her manager. She was constantly told to keep her weight down and that they wanted her to keep losing more and more weight. She literally would not eat whenever we hungout, and would just have water. Then she'd have to force herself to smile as exhausted as she was walking around a theme park in 90 degree weather starving. Her mental state declined and she eventually unalived herself... I fkn hate Disney.

[@mrmaxmondays]

Holy shit that’s intense, I hope you and her family are doing all right but damn

[@2stroke438]

@@mrmaxmondays bro, she killed herself.

[@Raine_1037]

@@2stroke438 he said her family

[@yukimarusword]

Hmm, maybe that's the reason disney is black washing their characters, so that they can put in illegal Mexicans as the employees and not pay them.

[@jorgenjorgensen2739]

@yukimarusword they probably think that if they're undocumented it's easier to deny if they nekrope themselves.

[@jacobring7274]

We have a "Parade of Lights" ever year in my town. The local electric company had a float, and a full-suit mascot who was this fire-fly with a huge light-bulb ass. After the parade I saw this mascot going back to the trailer... but there was this pack of 6th graders that were harassing him. One would run up and kick him in the ass, then when he'd turn around another kid would run up and kick him in the ass again. This went on for a good 7 minutes. It was brutal. My heart goes out to these people.

[@doomtotem484]

Idk whats more sad, him getting bullied by 6th graders, or you watching him get bullied by 6th graders for 7minutes

[@nytrodioxide]

why didn't you intervene?

[@mettlesomeknight9018]

Why didn't you do something bruh?

[@areaboy777]

@ Jacob Ring, there would have been a bunch of bleeding six graders on the floor.😂😂

[@jazzy_time_sebass1]

You could've helped man. 1, it's the right thing to do 2, who doesn't wanna beat up 6th graders?

[@Bountyhopper]

What makes the first one even better is the fact the toy army guys are capable of standing on they’re own. So they are the only ones who wouldn’t fall down when Andy’s coming 😂

[@fireflowerfilms2010]

Same for buzz and the toys made of plastic.

[@king_krule9504]

10:10 damn, Buzz throwing it back.

[@evegrace5254]

They get paid minimum wage (or less) for a job they have a VERY HIGH CHANCE OF BEING FIRED FROM. Like seriously they will be fired for almost anything and it's scary

[@brianeno608]

Any job where the chances of accidentally poking a child's pecker because your trying to be like "look I'm on your pants too lol" ain't worth any amount of money. Thank god Disney land is not in my country, we only have parliament house it's pretty close to the above predicament.

[@vicentegeonix]

To be fair alot of people would like that job, is really easy compared to other jobs.

[@bebopblue]

I hear they stopped doing “Andy’s coming” because they’d drop and shit would break off. Now seeing some of those examples I think maybe it was how mentally broken the person in the costume became. Also they finally updated the Toy Story costumes after all these years, they don’t look like shit anymore.

[@Muddytony20]

Imagine saying that as a child and seeing Woody's fucking eyes fall out

[@JazzyB9481]

I doubt they cared about the mental health of their employees... I would bet money that that wasn't a factor lol it was probably mainly for legal/financial reasons. Prevention of WC claims, guest injury lawsuits, and embarrassing videos of their masks falling off

[@3HorsemenOfMovingPictures]

@@Muddytony20 😂😂😂

[@LagrangePoint0]

cool pfp

[@ChrisManouse]

Thanks papa meat for raising awareness for these workers. I hope they watch and realize someone recognizes and cares 🙌🙌

[@fatbus0596]

5:39 That's what we call the good old Pixar nut tap

[@juggalo2670]

I used to work at Disney world, it never occured to me about how awkward the suits are and how hot they would be. I'm thinking about one day in particular when it was 105 degrees with 100% humidity making it 115 degrees, making work outside horrid.

[@deeznutt666]

Florida weather

[@casedistorted]

I don't understand how without there being A/C units built into the suits it is possible to work that job. I can't even stand the Florida heat WITHOUT a mask and with an umbrella covering me from the dang sun. Though I was also born in Chicago and raised in Wisconsin so Florida heat is a nightmare for me.

[@IcedCrane]

Thank you for your service 😅 how long did you work there?

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I'm gonna take "how hot they would be" out of context, you sicko

[@JosephGrimes-k9y]

The suits have ac in them I'm pretty sure.

[@ComicalRealm]

The Lightyear movie should end with Andy walking out of a movie theater with his mom, saying that was the best movie he'd ever seen.

[@Skellytor]

Probably will

[@MyBenjamin73]

We'll come back here when it does

[@tsuki-3699]

Jesus that’s, not a bad idea,

[@GreebusBleeb]

It should end with Buzz looking directly into the camera and scolding all the adults who are there by themselves

[@deeznutt666]

Are you serious

[@oliviafairchild4092]

my cousin Alex worked at Disney as a Gaston actor (cuz y'know hes the one who got the good lookin genes in the family) and my god not even 4 weeks later he told us he said verbatim; " i told my supervisor to change my schedule so that i could do literally anything else or im going to hit the next woman, whether shes old, a mother, or fucking pregnant that grabs me sexually" and then he quit a week after that because random cougars and just weird old women kept giving his butt a light tap when they went by while he was stocking part of the gift shop.

[@rambaral340]

feel bad for him atleast he wasn't the Mortar man Gaston that fried himself in florida

[@Ne0nLobster]

Noooo oooone's harassed like Gaston or gets groped like Gaston!

[@animdoodle]

@@Ne0nLobster No one gets repeatedly tapped on the butt like Gaston!

[@ExhiledGod2]

@@rambaral340link

[@rambaral340]

@@ExhiledGod2 can't post links i think just search the poor dudes name. Devon Staples also it seems like such a florida story it was actually in Maine.

[@bling-tut]

I never worked for disney but i did use to work as one of those guys in mascot costumes, and i'll tell you that the parents were so much more annoying than the kids. A bunch of them would try to goad me into talking to their kid which was baffling because they KNOW we're not supposed to talk.

[@vgmastercleveland]

10:48 well that one didn't age so well

[@evilinterpol]

It weirdly goes both ways. When my sister was little, a Mickey Mouse mascot groped her while we were all taking a photo together. She was a kid, so it just shut down her brain to realize that Mickey would do that to her. None of us knew for years. Disneys is bad a place ..

[@dev-olo]

so basically, disney isn't the happiest place on earth.

[@kgb4973]

@@dev-olo there are no happy places on Earth

[@peepeemegee427]

Sure bud lol

[@aurevoirshoshanna900]

Jesus Christ

[@aurevoirshoshanna900]

@@peepeemegee427 tell me you were Mickey without telling me you’re Mickey

[@madness_mania]

KID PULLED OUT A FORK WHEN TIGER WOULDN'T STOP HOLY MOLY 8:47 KID got murder on his mind

[@oddmaddox]

Had a friend that interned there after college that was so excited to go start. She fuckin loved Disney. Loved the shit out of it. By the time her internship was done and she moved back home, she despised it. She said it was boiling hot and soul crushing every day.

[@matthewturner4028]

Dude the second channel was genius, been a big fan of your toons for a long time, but you're becoming my favorite KZbinr. The chill aesthetic and atmosphere just works. Plz keep up the great content.

[@ultimopena]

8:20 You're giving them too much credit Papa Meat. They'll give your family a coupon FOR the casket that includes the flag.

[@TheKillerMoth]

That tigger thing with the kid perfectly lines up with the Tony the Tiger animation

[@Thomas_Winters]

It really does

[@lurklingX]

hahaaaa it doooes! 😂

[@ric0chetr1cky91]

When I was like 5 we went to Disney land. And while I was enjoying my possibly 20 dollar bowl of Mac and cheese from a restaurant, the Minnie actor came up to the table and basically rubbed my entire body until she found my face and just hugged me. I never went back to Disney land.

[@lagumlemoni331]

Minnie can rub me down any time

[@shayuraswrath1567]

@@lagumlemoni331 bro

[@aazatargaryan7146]

Sigma male mindset

[@NevaehCyanide]

I cannot imagine wearing a mascot suit and not feel entirely uncomfortable. Just the constant horrid conditions while being inside doesn't make it feel even more less comfortable.

[@totoisayal5045]

@@aazatargaryan7146 I mean if they were a little kiddie I think its child Male grind set....

[@Ne0nLobster]

04:50 You can tell at that very second the person inside the Buzz Lightyear suit had a miniature existential crisis. Like, "I have truly lost control of my life"

[@Astromollient]

2:35 they can't drop because they are toy army soldiers so the would stand

[@codyshiels6544]

"I will never step foot in Disney land" ey hunter? My how things have changed

[@vortexhornet7518]

Ralph going into the internet in real life is ten times funnier.

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

Yeah, and besides. The bar that stopped him from entering is a sign of God trying to prevent him from going into 4chan and Reddit.

[@hamagerawr]

I love your hatred of Disney. The world needs more people like us.

[@ProfessorArt1]

The sad thing is there are alot of people who know disney is hell, but they are the same ones who worship star wars and marvel no matter how toxic they get.

[@haydenTenno-]

@yes we will no you won't bot

[@mossbergEROCK1]

Absolutely the worst. Disney girls/boys/people.

[@AftonWillam]

Opinions

[@owaisshah2597]

@@ProfessorArt1 does it count if you hate the fan base and have nothing to do with it and still enjoy the movies

[@ramosravenclaw3552]

Awesome! And that intro was a masterpiece😂

[@addilyn7449]

Fr hittin them vocals.

[@brendonladines4822]

Outro was just as goated 😂

[@herobrain1717]

@Tina Bulea go away

[@deadboi5663]

I love the unpredictability of papa meat, says “I’ll never step foot inside Disney Land” and then goes within a year and loves it 😂

[@active_box]

1:51 that's what we call foreshadowing

[@abitee3463]

Dude, you seem so effortlessly funny. Of course these videos are hilarious but honestly I’m SO glad you have been doing this channel.

[@whatsthat2486]

I was just about to comment that. The tigger scene made me tear up

[@xlDeathlxJosey]

I hate KZbin personalities 99.9% of the time but he is great, down to Earth and real. Love it.

[@Popgurliess]

​@@xlDeathlxJoseyEspecially those who call their viewers "guys" all the time.

[@SuzukiChen]

@Papa Meat YOU MUST ANIMATE THIS MOMENT 8:42 With the child fighting for his life, trying to stab Tigra with a fork, while parents just laughing near by xd

[@bullymaguire8414]

My dad left me 8 years ago to get milk but when I played your video he came and watched this video with me. Thank you canon

[@SkylarTrahan]

Then left after

[@Ethanjf]

It’s why to this day, I eat my cereal dry. Waiting on dad to bring the milk

[@3HorsemenOfMovingPictures]

@@Ethanjf sad

[@TheMitman10]

1:52 This better not awaken anything in me

[@andrayaboii]

7:00 this man can make a 10 second clip into a family psycho drama😂😂

[@marrag1]

I’ve also witnessed how miserable Disney employees are I even had one of them tell that universal studios is way better and a lot more fun than Disneyland lol

[@Rottenkirsche13]

In north hollywood

[@astrogirl927]

As someone who lives in central Florida and LOVES to perform, THANK YOU for making this video to remind me why I do not audition to work for Disney

[@casedistorted]

I bet ya you wouldn't even have to audition to get that job. Just say you want to commit suicide and they'll hire you.

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

As a fellow central Floridian, I hope you are performing in the dr Phillips center now

[@skeleton9662]

My great aunt worked at disneyland. Way back when, there was a zipline from the top of the Matterhorn to this one tower thing, and my great aunt had to dress like Tinkerbell, ride this zipline, and smash into a mattress propped up in this other tower.

[@freakkyser]

My favourite story is from an Mickey Mouse actor, they used to allow the actors to wear ice vest due to the heat, and obviously would melt. This Mickey had the vest of melted ice and a kid ran up to give him/her a hug and all the water fell out of their eyes and mouth onto the kid The video to that would be absolutely amazing

[@maxm2656]

Ngl, this channel always picks me up. Worlds pretty fucked up rn but hearing Papa Meat’s wonderful voice always makes me happier.

[@amandasphilocyclopedia7813]

4:20 Like how the father said “Andy’s in college”.

[@randomdropentertainment5084]

"You will be waterboarded to the entire Tarzan soundtrack." Nothing has made me both horrified beyond human understanding but also made me laugh so uncontrollably before. Thank you Papa Meat...thank you... so...gawd...DAWMN...MUWWCH!

[@1WEareBUFO1]

At least waterboard me to Under the sea

[@blakeanderson5011]

There’s a Mongolian grill called HuHot where they cook the food in front of you on a huge flat top circle grill, and if you tip there’s a gong right next to it and you can bang it and the cooks have to collectively yell “HU HOT!” as they’re already in a dinner rush. I wanna steal that goddamn gong just so that midwestern families no longer have the power to make low wage food workers play dance monkey dance.

[@skovesk8s]

Lmao yeah I was a lead cook there for 4 years

[@3HorsemenOfMovingPictures]

Idk what u atcually fcking mean bcus the first thing that came to my head after reading this is dirty second thought i think its a bell u can ring if the foods done or not

[@jazz19990]

I love you, calling people out on their sh*t. Beautiful, and especially the video about public bathrooms was perfect.

[@TestofTorment]

THIS AGED HORRIBLY! "Never step into Disneyland he says...." LIAR! FORNICATOR! They will not forget this!

[@truskoysusaventuras]

All those "Andy's Coming" clips made me quite uncomfortable, but by the point when Papa Meat got to the Tigger one I was laughing to tears.

[@verticalvibe1595]

8:12 Imagine that. Your last fading moments as you're waterboarded is "PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN. TWO WORLDS, ONE FAMILY"

[@LordAngrylettuce]

Idea for an animation, a dude who’s dressed as Andy, runs through Disney Land with a gun. He kills everyone, who’s dressed as a toy, that doesn’t drop when he yells "Andy´s coming“.

[@aazatargaryan7146]

Would love to see papa meat do this

[@DarkCloudLightFF7DCL]

Damn lol

[@toms.a.savage7232]

The toys are safe; Andy died of cancer.

[@omkr0122]

Le Kid with gun: "WHen I SAy DROP i mean DROP!"

[@dogwoodfan777]

When Andy hit adolescence that phrase took on a whole new meaning

[@andreaminerdi8874]

Thank for the little television flickering in the right down corner it just gave me four epileptic attack

[@therealquotationmark5469]

3:22 the signal when you cover one of your eyes and waves means i need help.

[@andycates7923]

As an Andy, I feel like I can NEVER visit that part of Disneyland. How goddamned awkward.

[@LennySugiono]

6:02 damm the internet got hands

[@impofstpete727]

One of cousins did about a year or so of both character and suit work at Disney World. During the summer nobody wanted to be in those suits. Character work is pretty rough too. Princess Jasmine's wig weighed around 20 pounds and, due to the rigs designed to keep the actor from suffering spinal damage, made it next to impossible to turn your head. There were so many rules for behavior that made it seem like you were under constant scrutiny.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Honestly I love kids so I think that part of it would be super fun. Even the ones who get scared and cry, it's adorable. It's the damn adults that make me never want that job

[@Submersed24]

Main cast members should be getting paid 100k+ for sure. They are acting in front on thousands of people daily and should be recognized for it. Having various people come on certain days would sell tickets too

[@NeonKix]

I could barely make it to the end, the cringe is just too much.

[@3HorsemenOfMovingPictures]

Lol

[@wooonerf3195]

Yoooo, this is some of the only reaction content I can stand. The way you just improv entire scenarios with different voices makes the content so much better

[@draguladriver]

"Andy's coming" could be the name of a WWE move where you just fucking paralyze someone from the neck down and then laugh as they flop to the ground

[@ThedGrill]

I feel so sorry for those actores that have to go throught this every day. Its just like telefone pranks to supporters that have to be nice all the time. But ppl calling supportlines and talk with them for hours. With appearantly 10 issues, whatsoever. - They dont realize that its actually annyoing or bad for the person who just wants to get finished with their work.

[@heirtothevoid]

Last time I went to Disney was like 4 years ago and my stepmom and I had a character breakfast in Animal Kingdom. The characters (suits) were super expressive and Daisy even winked at me. I don't know how the hell the person in the suit can be so expressive with their arms and legs while somehow working the face too. It was really great, props to them!

[@holeofdarn]

I wish Daisy would wink at me 🥰

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Daisy tryna fuuuuk

[@LagrangePoint0]

@@1WEareBUFO1 daisy want sum fuqqq

[@inerlotechnologies4908]

@@1WEareBUFO1MMMMM cloacal penetration

[@LeooooLastname]

8:30 william afton makes his entrance

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

I cannot believe they're paid so little for what the job is! Usually that pay isn't too bad, but for these guys, that just feels so low! That really sucks, because a lot of them put EVERYTHING into it.

[@mindset2507]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you should totally make a animation with the sniper guy flicking his cigarette 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that had me LMAO for sure

[@michaelclark5237]

Did not realize I wasn't subscribed. 8:27 was the funniest stuff I've seen. A funny voice over for a mascot.

[@geno9456]

7:57 I would love to see an animation about that

[@shlongusinterruptus]

9:13 Tigger’s voice sounds like Robin William

[@iankowasch8360]

The Tigger clip was so uncomfortable oh my god 😂

[@derrickmcadoo3804]

5:30 Creepy Buzz face looks like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show without a wig.

[@franciscotrcka7285]

I loved GOOSEBUMPS playing on the background tv. DOPE

[@Brookpitlik]

Damn! Andy’s coming a lot in this video. Good for him.