pascebby pwease - mbmbam animatic

2 toddlers walk into a restaurant
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audio from my brother my brother and me episode 328
griffin why did it take you so long to get through the yahoo you made the first whole minute just a static image

[@arowace498]

Everyone in this thread has social anxiety

[@Defectivania]

and we were like "we know, but hey"

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

Yea

[@gremlinswrath2822]

no, fearless

[@graveyardresident]

Elizabeth I was gonna comment that. We’re galaxy brain

[@jasper3706]

Correction: everyone following the McElroys has social anxiety

[@FSEThompson]

This is exactly the kind of thing I worried about when I was 13 I always felt like I’d get in trouble for existing in public

[@handfulmousefly]

Pre and young teens are made to feel childish and annoying just by being in public and having fun. I wish I had more confidence when I was younger so I could've discovered how fun going out is a lot sooner

[@sam3851]

Could not laugh at this bit the first time I heard it felt too # exposed

[@chucklemaster9809]

I literally only stopped feeling that way this year as I turned 21

[@xejune]

@@chucklemaster9809 I still feel this way at 21 lmaoo

[@handfulmousefly]

@@xejune same low-key

[@crunglemcbungley]

I love the idea of a 5 year old that cares only about 5 year old shit talking like a mature, very well-versed adult. "I DID see a firetruck today. So, excellent."

[@WaitinInAmber]

I knew a 3 year old who never says “yeah” or even just “yes”, he always said “yes indeed” and it was IMMACULATE

[@paigeepler]

Based on my parents' records, this seems to have basically been the case for me. Except I was also really obsessed with Margaret Thatcher for some reason. Please note I'm not even from the UK.

[@GrayYeonWannabe]

this was unironically me lmao, i actively learned slang pronunciation to be less weird

[@willd.4808]

Imagine...if we went on a spaghebby date...haha, just kidding...unless...?

[@shannonmccubbin4840]

aha,, unless 😳

[@lashieldmaiden]

UNLESS...

[@Dabednego]

UnLESS

[@juvenalescobar1726]

Unwess

[@christalcavanaugh]

👀

[@Rainygirl3100]

I'm a host at a pizza restaurant downtown and this one time a group of 3 kids, we're talking like age 9-12 walked in all by themselves and asked for a table. I was so confused as to why there wasn't an adult there, but I figured I'd give them a seat anyway, since our staff certainly wouldn't let anything bad happen to them. They surprised me by ordering and paying all on their own (the oldest kid whipped out $40!!), and they even had a conversation about leaving a tip, to which they pooled in random dollar bills from their pockets. The kids are alright

[@jaynenunya6070]

@Hyperion 666 that's 29 year old me tbh so

[@paintedcrow]

Awwwh, that's wholesome ^^

[@SeventhEve]

I grew up in Queens, and a bunch of kids coming into a pizzeria and ordering on their own and then paying was not (at least in the 80s/90s) uncommon. But this was the kind of place where you get a slice and a soda for $1.50 and pay at the counter before you eat.

[@sagec-r4121]

Interesting how they were thinking about this solely on a business side and not at all unsupervised 5 year olds

[@shawnaeatscats]

"This is a place of business."

[@dogtheories]

@@shawnaeatscats a place. of bees-ness

[@ThePencilOfChewed]

Yeah, if i was a host at OG, i would let the 5 year olds in, give em a plate of spaghetti or something.(i would be paying) and ask them if they know where their parents are or if they know how to contact them.

[@singingsunflower9000]

@@ThePencilOfChewed , what about when this gets out and you get overrun by 5-year olds who want free spaghetti

[@aud7593]

@@singingsunflower9000 they got got

[@Grace-pm1vm]

I once had a group of teens come in during a lunch shift and they were so much nicer about having to wait 15 minutes than the 50+ couple that walked in just before them

[@quinnmarchese6313]

the nicest people that come to where i work are either under 25 or older then 65. pretty much anyone in between is either an ass or just meh

[@AdudenamedKemp]

The 50-year-olds are Impatient because they have less time left on this Earth.

[@krzlcve]

@@AdudenamedKemp teenagers probably have shorter total time on this earth cuz the 50 yr olds polluted it so much

[@nathandts3401]

Of course they were. When you're a teenager you don't realise that you're on the steady march towards death.

[@jamieadams2589]

Teenagers probably get bossed around alot mroe then a 50 year old so no surprised they're more chill about it, they have to ask to go to the bathroom, of course they'll wait 15 minutes for food

[@charliebitch2420]

I’m 18 and I still feel like this though, like I go to pizza express with my friends for dinner and like, it feels illegal, like why are we allowed here, we’re children

[@RFC3514]

Don't worry, that feeling starts to fade around 65.

[@pandalover2947]

Yes! I'm 19 and I always just feel wrong....

[@boyinabottle3205]

Ey whadap snuf squad

[@bourgeoiscaesar]

Just make sure Prince Andrew isn't there and you should be good

[@johannesbertilsson4856]

I had a similar feeling when I a 23 year old went to buy a pizza for myself only, it felt weird that I was allowed to buy a pizza without my mommy's permission. This kind of stuff just doesn't seem to fade with age the way we would want it to and we may always be children in our own eyes.

[@firepowder]

At the restaurant I work at there's a regular party of customers who are just. 3-4 10 year olds and they're very polite and I love that

[@EvelynNdenial]

i think that's the real cut off, how polite and mature they are. some kids are more mature than most adults, so if they could pay there'd be no problem. also, ​ @【blonko!】 ahead of your time, it should be a normal thing.

[@Mbeluba]

@@GOING_POSTAL666 this is definitely not normal, I have never ever seen anyone ask for a pronoun.

[@calcifer6142]

@@Mbeluba that's cuz you live in rude town

[@danlorett2184]

@@calcifer6142 No that's because he doesn't live in San Francisco

[@calcifer6142]

@@danlorett2184 I don't live in san francisco and people often ask for pronouns

[@teamcyeborg]

Consider: Two five year olds in a trenchcoat

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

What are you talking about? I've never seen that. I've only ever seen oddly unbalanced 40 year olds with speech impediments. They seemed nice, but five year olds? Pah!

[@j.j1916]

By combination, they qualify as a very tall 10 year old.

[@cwonus]

You mean Vincent Adultman?

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

Let them in, because I need to document this children's caper film come to life. My job means fucking nothing compared to this story that I'll be telling for the rest of my life.

[@heyadanny4497]

Team Cyborg I see that and I raise you.... two trench coats in a kid (Seriously, please watch that if you haven’t already)

[@fruitylittleman8025]

"do you have... a peanut allergy?" **"i have absolutely no idea"**

[@calamity2383]

“Let’s find out, together”

[@marchsteiger]

okay but i am a 20 adult human being and i don't know my allergies. some days i'll eat an almond joy and it turns out to be an almond bad and i'm like! "well, let's see if That happens again"

[@calcifer6142]

@@marchsteiger ooh fuuun

[@marchsteiger]

@@calcifer6142 it's been 2 months and i absolutely do not remember commenting this thank you for reminding me

[@calcifer6142]

@@marchsteiger do you still live like that

[@TactlessC]

5 straight minutes of the McElroys thinking 5 year olds are 2-3 year olds. Also Travis the only one with real sense of "If I see two 13 year olds it's kinda weird, but if I see six 13 year olds it's like 'oh they must be celebrating something'."

[@dogtheories]

listen at least justins kid would have been 2-3 years old at this point and the others babies i think they have an excuse

[@ArtsyRosie]

when i was 8 i went to a sushi place with my brother, 10, and our friend, 11, and no one questioned it. apparently i went there with just my brother a bit earlier than that just to pick up. i wish i still had that confidence i can barely go to a sushi place alone and im 21

[@anattablue]

You should find a flock of teens and convince them to follow you for free meals in return to give you confidence

[@birdeynamnam]

Good answer! 👏

[@anattablue]

No, terrible answer please don't do that.

[@Owen.Fallon]

No, please do this

[@pyrotrekker5750]

It could've been a culture thing. Children in asian countries begin walking to school unsupervised at a very young age (they start out walking in large groups of children when they're around 5 years old, and eventually walk alone or in pairs starting around 7 years old). It's also quite common for kids to visit restaurants after school before going home.

[@sepiasmith5065]

I'm 20 years old and I still constantly think "I'm not supposed to be here I'm a child"

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Some people dont consider that adults are made by their conditioning as children. I mean, thats the point of childhood, is to learn how to be an adult.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice the benchmarks of "adulthood": a job, marriage, family, 'knowing your place', a stable income in an environment with work .... ... those kind of dont exist any more. Those are what defined adulthood for a lot of families before ours, and unless you're upper-middle class or higher then that ... just doesnt exist anymore. The benchmarks aren't there. People arent marrying the first person thats "wife/husband material" at 25. They're finding themselves, finding others, struggling to afford rent. They're enjoying things they love as opposed to putting them aside for "maturity" that doesnt even MEAN the status symbol it used to be held as. The benchmarks of adulthood are gone and we feel infantilised by our lack of them. Because that was all 'adulthood' ever was.

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 Oh trust me, I know... I meant, if children arent reated with respect and agency, then they will grow into adult who do not expect to be treated with respect and agency... so because we mistreat kids, of course they wont magically get better as adults. its an unfair scenario.... On top of everything you mentioned. I'm disabled and can't work, so I never feel like an adult. I was taught that adults are independant or they're failures. it's cruel.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice Oh dude I am in the same boat. I totally get what you're saying. If anything, I was just trying to add onto it (in a way? Because those things are considered "independent milestones" adults do, that you're taught adults do, and then ... this.) ... Too many of us where abused/neglected, heheh.

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 Yes, this exactly. Exactly. Man, I never knew growing up that so many people would be traumatized and shit. We need better mental healthcare for sure.

[@pennica.illegale]

Such are the ways of humanity that every so often someone creates Boss Baby again

[@earthworm4897]

the mihashi profile pic... i respect you

[@chalkskeleton3653]

And it is always repressed afterward

[@stopitpj2318]

ah yes the infinite money theorem, in which, given there are infinite monkeys with infinite time they will recreate boss baby

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

@@stopitpj2318 This is Boss Baby we're talking about. 13 monkeys, 3 weeks.

[@oliviamanning2344]

these are the cool babies from the intro

[@kittykake44]

"Also, this is very important I DID see a firetruck today" is the most 5 year old sentence I've heard

[@emmahamilton9140]

My cat used the litter box just as he said “I did an oopsie” and let me just say, 4-D KZbin is here and I absolutely did not ask for it

[@KaylaKasel]

I got really confused for a sec about how a vehicle was capable of the sentience required to expel waste into a specific receptacle before realizing it was just a typo, and boy, do I feel like a fool.

[@emmahamilton9140]

Kayla Lee Yikes, I didn’t even notice that! Thanks for the heads up

[@KaylaKasel]

@@emmahamilton9140 No, keep it; it's funny! (In all seriousness, not trying to shame you or anything. I really found it amusing. It made me smile, so I wanted to comment on it.)

[@ajpdubz7049]

@@KaylaKasel haha you couldve just said car bro :)

[@KaylaKasel]

@@ajpdubz7049 But what fun would that be? Language is all about mood. Bro. (I know. I thought "vehicle" would be funny & less repetitive than saying car twice. Also, unrelated: but cute bearded dragon profile picture!)

[@sunpoppa]

that first olive garden justin panel..... effervescent . wholesome

[@jaysonbickel671]

1:59 instant replay yw

[@jessicaschemistryteacher6806]

the panel of justin saying "that makes my night"... even more effervescent. even more wholesome. god tier

[@tieflinc4377]

Gatekeeper olive garden justin ..... "Never come back to the olive garden" ... Authoritative.... Powerful.... Do Not Cross Him...

[@courtneyphillips1234]

I've had this exact conversation before except it was about lighters. I used to work in a gas station and you had to be 18 to buy cigarettes and all but there was no age restrictions on lighters or matches so me and my coworkers would make a game out of what circumstances would we sell a 5 year old a lighter

[@theakeppler4202]

I'm so curious to know under what circumstances you and your coworkers would sell a 5 year old a lighter.

[@stacy1780]

i mean, i know that i couldn't *turn on* a lighter until i was like 9 because the buttons were too hard to press and the flicking motion you have to do for bic lighters hurt my hands.

[@lulashlyn728]

@@stacy1780 I couldn’t turn on a lighter until I was 15

[@JaneyCakes805]

I think what like my foster parent's policy when I was a kid, because we lived in a place where several restaurants were in walking/bike distance and I had babysitting/odd job money, was the "kids menu rule." If where you want to eat by yourself has a kids menu, and you aren't old enough to age out of the kids menu, you can't go there by yourself. Like, i could go to mcdonalds or something alone if I was like 11, but I couldn't go to ihop or something until i was 13.

[@EyreKneeSA]

This is genius

[@Kimmie6772]

Yeah where I'm from its kind of an unspoken rule where you have to start learning how to order your own food around when you don't apply to the kids menu anymore. You weren't officially graduated from kid status until you could order from the adult menu and when you could it was as equal of a milestone to me as being able to drive for some reason.

[@ordinarytree4678]

@@Kimmie6772 heck ya Ive been an adult since i was 14!

[@theidiotzonexo]

I wasn't allowed order from the kids menu so guess I could've toddled my way into any place I wanted

[@marijoanaproductions7696]

theres.... an age limit to kids menues?? what? i got a happy meal like two days ago and i'm 22

[@annastraea]

I’m 17 and *I* felt awkward when just me and my friend went to a restaurant to do a read through of her play script and grab a meal. It was some hardcore adulting honestly

[@katnon]

Anna Dias ily michael mell!!! the ven diagram between MBMBAM & BMC fans exists now

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

I love going out to eat and doing work, or hashing something out, or making deals and plans. It feels like such a power move to act like the table is your office.

[@solitomatonic9554]

god i feel you dude. im 17 and i went to this japanese restaurant with my friend a couple months ago and the entire time i was scared i wasnt “allowed” to be there. she was handling it fine and im older than her so i sorta just. let her do the talking for me

[@jamieadams2589]

To celebrate graduating comp (British high-school) me and my friends went to a restaurant. I've never felt more suspicious then when asking for a table for this group of 7 15/16 year olds

[@rivermarshall8850]

I find this funny because of how everyone must have looked at me, an 11 year old skateboarding downtown to get dinner by myself.

[@angelzephyr719]

did u not listen the intro of mbmbam? or are u just a very cool baby

[@rivermarshall8850]

@@angelzephyr719 very cool baby

[@solitomatonic9554]

not gonna lie, if i saw an 11 year old skateboarding down to the local red lobster to grab themselves a meal, id be extremely impressed and also aspire to be as cool as that kid

[@juliajumame]

The first time I ate out with friends on my own I was probably 18 we all forgot to tip and I still feel bad 8 years later

[@evidk8493]

I really want there to be a podcast about righting tiny past wrongs like this, using all sorts of weird methods of tracking people down so relatively inconsequential wrongs from years ago can be righted

[@koboldcatgirl]

The worst part is that the waiter still remembers and they're still unbelievably bitter about it.

[@stephantom8237]

Ev idk That’s basically what “Heavyweight” is. (Although some of the wrongs are less inconsequential than others.) Look it up, it’s really good.

[@C_Naka]

The first time I had ever paid for myself I went to a nail salon with my friends when I was 12 and didn't tip and I haven't forgotten 14 years later. Also I'm pretty sure they tipped, I was just the dumb naive one 😭

[@Ashicakez3]

Ugh same. I remember not knowing how tipping works and how much to tip, I had to pay with cash and I gave too low of a tip, I still feel bad about it.

[@koromoro6682]

when I was 13 I had a boyfriend for two weeks, and we went on 2 dates, one of them was to an Asian buffet, where the two of us sat and ate together, while his mom sat at a separate table keeping an eye on us.

[@magazinekirby]

XD was that as awkward as it sounds or?

[@rosenrot234]

@@magazinekirby I feel like a mom in that situation would be out of ear shot but has the occasional glance in their kids direction while they're chilling with their own meal. Unless its a helicopter parent. Ain't no one having' privacy around a helicopter parent

[@Zanpaa]

That's super cute.

[@koromoro6682]

rosenrot234 lmao no she was like one table away

[@sakedragon7395]

Awww

[@epoillaKory]

These boys (at the time they recorded this bit) apparently had a very loose grasp of what five year olds do and don’t know how to do, Let Alone ten year olds. In The Japanese Style™️, parents have three year olds go to the grocery store and buy milk by themselves to learn how to be independent but apparently ten year olds don’t know how to order spaghetti

[@dogtheories]

gfgbdjhj ive served like literal 5 year olds at my old job before and theyre perfectly coherent i guess the boys just had baby brain at this point and thought all children are just like babies

[@finpin2622]

It's real hard to know what ages things happen at. Like as an artist I do NOT know how to distinguish between drawing a 5 year old and a 2 year old but I have a feeling they are different

[@spelcheak]

@@finpin2622 -_-

[@StrangieStrange]

@@finpin2622 I feel that man. Drawing kids is hard

[@oliviafrancis1926]

Kory Neff to be fair letting a three year old do that is begging for them to kidnapped

[@pembertr0n]

Griffin’s completely deadpan “Yeah. That’s a good point.”

[@rattatattattattat2027]

When I was 10 I thought I was the shit. I thought that god wasnt actually that tough and death was something made up by adults to stop me from living my best life. When I was 10 I bullied ppl on the street if they walked into my field of vision. When I was ten I tried to bite a raccoon back to See What Would Happen

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

what

[@mint2740]

You deserve the "Coolest Baby" bib.

[@thaddeussmith5108]

This is a good copy pasta

[@orb6144]

I am very afraid at the fact that "See What Would Happen." is capitalized. What does that mean?

[@wooby4104]

a madlad from birth

[@glowner7878]

i would probably cut it at 10, anyone under doesnt belong in a proper restaurant alone, but im sure 10 year olds understand that if they have 50 bucks, they can use 50 bucks

[@calamity2383]

Yeah 10 has always been my “yeah ok congrats you are old enough” age

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

I think I agree. I wouldn't turn down any child who can pay and doesnt appear to require intervention, but at 10 I would stop thinking "what the fuck is happening"

[@tirone7520]

Idk man, i was asked to go buy bread since i was 6.

[@huh.2]

Yeah i think at that point they’ve learned how to order for themselves and know enough math to 1) know what you can order and 2) roughly estimate the tip (there is a 100% chance they will over-tip by like ten bucks tho)

[@EnteiFire4]

@@tirone7520 Going to the store is different that going to a restaurant though. And by restaurant, I mean sit-down restaurant, not a mall fast food place.

[@HamsterVormFenster]

If I worked at a restaurant and some ten year olds came in I'd ask them "do you have money?" and if they said yes, I would let them eat. No visual confirmation required. And if, in the end, it turned out they didn't have money after all, I would just call their parents to come get them and settle the bill. (Also, when I was like 13 (and up) I sometimes went to a proper restaurant with my best friend after school. Nobody thought it was weird.)

[@magazinekirby]

Yea that’s pretty much what they do around here too

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

Café Bistro has nothing on Restaurant Foodstore

[@taco2325]

I feel like if some five year olds came into an Olive Garden on their own, I would sit them down give them some breadsticks and try to figure out where there parents were

[@upsidedowni]

jokes left the room eh

[@spacequeenasmr6573]

When I was 13 me and my 10 year old sister would go to the bagel shop nearby and order sandwiches and pay with huge piles of nickels and pennies (what we scrounged up from the sofa cushions mostly) and the staff there hated it but we didn't have the self-awareness to notice

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

Bystander: Aw, what a charming family moment! Staff member painstakingly counting up an enormous pile of loose change: There's nothing charming about this, little bastards...

[@Fribeepig]

I am for all intents and purposes an adult, I did not have enough cash on me to pay for my bill b/c I was paying for someone else's meal cause they absolutely did not have the cash, I spaced on my math by about 4 dollars, so I ran out to my car, and grabbed 12 quarters, and threw em into the very nice payment sleeve 5 minutes later the waitress came back and mentioned I was short ~1 dollar, so I slid a single I managed to get from one of the other people in my party in there, and left that building with the sense that I can never go back there, it's a shame cause it's one of the only special occasion restaurants in the city, and if I ever enter again they're going to slit my throat because of what I did to them. What I'm saying is it could have been worse my guy

[@vincentwoodhead6411]

Going to cafes or restaurants and taking up space took me until my late 30's to get over...I hope, I'm early 20's currently.

[@afeatherinthewind]

When I worked at Starbucks two of my favorite customers were these girls probably around 10-13 that came for after-school tutoring (so not unaccompanied but they'd order for themselves, the tutor was also a really awesome lady) and they were just the sweetest most polite kids (and people in general tbh with all the karens) and their parents were rich so they'd always tip. I know sbux isn't really the same as a restaurant but it's closed enough. *TLDR* for youngin's wondering: As long as you're nice and polite and pay, waitstaff probably won't care how old you are. (side note: don't be a dick just because it's funny or to impress your friends or whatever? Fuck middleschoolers that do that.)

[@empup89]

i love how you draw them !!

[@dogtheories]

ah thank you !! 😌❤️

[@oliviak1111]

i know a mall near me that has a lazy dog and cafe bistro and idk if either of those are chain restaurants but if not hey i know that mall!

[@atchley4775]

I am 18 years old and I STILL get worried about being alive anywhere outside the comfort of my home Though now that quarantine hit I guess that makes some sense huh-

[@dewberry150]

If they’re old enough to go to the mall by themselves they’re old enough to eat at the mall bye themselves

[@ohokay4663]

Story time? My mom is disabled and my dads the only working parent so he works ALL day. After that economic crash in 2008, we had to eat a LOT of take out because dad was always working to keep us afloat, and McDonald's was doing this 50 cent mcdouble thing that was rad cheap. Well, one day, my dad was gonna be working late into the early morning, and he wouldnt have time to get dinner cause he wasnt getting out until like 3 in the morning. Well, we needed to eat, and we lived right next to a dairy queen. So my mom gave me and my sister (her 9, me 7) a $20 bill and told us to go to the DQ and order some chicken tenders, and we could each get a small ice cream. So, yeah, 9 year olds and 7 year olds can totally just walk up to a dairy queen and but food with minimal interrogation from the staff (we did get asked where our parents were: we said dad was working and mom was at home sick).

[@emilyh7971]

I would love to go out to an Olive Garden and see these extremely well-behaved, sophisticated five-year-olds walk in an order something, that would make my day

[@ladybirdg5658]

There's actually a chapter of Yotsuba&! (a manga) wherein a 5 year old just wanders into a noodle shop by herself. The owners fed her some noodles and called her dad, and then her dad paid for the noodles when he came to pick her up. No big deal

[@kropotkinnie]

granted i don't have any social anxiety, but when i was 11ish my friends and i would constantly go cronch wherever we pleased on our own and it never felt like a weird thing to do. it just felt like hanging out, like everyone else does i sort of think it has to do with a lot of (mainly white american) parents babying their kids way too much and convincing them their maturity isn't valid until they're above a driving age. my parents were really open about letting me do whatever as long as i was honest with them, and in turn i think it made me feel mature and welcome in older spaces once i was able to start adventuring on my own. i'm just like... sort of amazed that kind of anxiety exists; none of my friends or i ever experienced it or were raised in a way that made us feel invalidated like that, and it's sort of a bummer that a lot of kids here seem to have had it enforced that it'd be weird for them to just go out and act their age in public.

[@ryanhernandez8388]

Definitely an american culture thing. My 9yo friends and I would go get food together all the time

[@kathleenrogan3981]

Story time: I went to a nice pizza restaurant with my friend, (I’m 14, she’s 13) we were so nervous and tipped the waiter like 60% and the table buster like 12$, while a Karen and her crotch goblins left the table filthy and tipped like nothing. We also cleared the table as best as possible. Socially awkward teens make the best patrons.

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

The only good thing about thinking that everyone hates you all the time is that you're polite as fuck.

[@cuttingbored4195]

@@noesunyoutuber7680 So so true... I still remember the first time I went for a haircut on my own, I tipped my barber all of my pocket money - I got a Christmas card from her that year! Looking back, that was super sweet on her part, but I still feel incredibly awkward about it!

[@bennysbones6341]

im 16 and i always feel bad about leaving the table dirty at a restaurant bc im like man i aint tryin to make nobodys long day harder it’ll take me like a minute or 2 to straighten things up so i do it, even if thats just brushing off crumbs into the trash/on the plates & stacking the dishes so they’re easier to grab

[@thornprick2645]

Oh yeah I always way over tipped when I was a tween. I also didn't have expenses though lol. But yeah it was out of social anxiety/respectfulness/etc. One time I remember getting something pretty inexpensive and dining alone and when I realized the tip would be so cheap I felt weird at the prospect of giving like, a dollar or whatever 18-20% of my meal was, and ended up giving a 100% tip lmao. I still clean the table and give the upper side of normal-sized tips, though. The latter of which also means I do not go out frequently unless I'm with my grandparents or something.

[@symphony_in_plaid4592]

yeah I'm definitely that person who stacks all the plates and puts the garbage and silverware on only the top plate and says an awkward number of "thank yous" to every employee I see on the way out 😂😂

[@sinikkaparton8814]

this is THE CUTEST thing i have ever seen. great job!!!

[@doc8186]

As a 13-year-old, this is too accurate. 8 months ago I went to a noodle place with my friend for lunch (we were both 12 at the time) and my brain was going theyeitherthinkwe'reonadateorthey'reabouttokickusout the whole time. I could barely eat.

[@graveyardresident]

I’m like 14 and me and my friends constantly terrorize the local Denny’s

[@Mel-jr5cz]

This sentence is the most middle school thing I've ever read. In a good way. Despite the terror.

[@jaynenunya6070]

i mean I'm 28 and the idea of a group of 14 year olds in a Dennys scares me in a visceral way

[@resident-evil-jerma5389]

fantastic work. happy that five year old baby trav keeps the beard.

[@maximillionchaoswolf]

got to keep it, he would be too young to shave it.

[@lockerpaint2955]

I'm currently sitting next to my 10-year-old brother and he says that he is convinced if he went into a restaurant by himself they would turn him away and he has come to peace with that.

[@_zaaya-t-dp_6736]

I have no experience with this since I've looked older since I was 13-15, and I've looked almost the same since then so I always looked like a reasonable young adult for people to interact with even as a young teen, but I was hella nervous the first few times I've interacted with any services ever by myself, and now everytime I come across a service I haven't interacted with in a long time by myself or a service I haven't interacted with at all by myself and I do it by myself I feel like I want someone watching me because it's a huge accomplishment for me I just feel like a big proud baby, don't take that away from me please

[@moonrat1955]

The fact I have never heard this one before and I was thinking outback steakhouse cause I used to work there and then Griffin said Outbacksteak house-I almost choked lmao

[@cjd3053]

honestly I have no idea what a 10 year old would even look like, every kid looks like 6 to me

[@kayliorazio1479]

Man they said hospital exactly like I did when I was 5. On point.

[@friendlyporkchop]

okay i havent been 13 in a while but i do remember going out to eat after school with my friends like all the time with absolutely zero anxiety. how was i not more worried. who was that person. can i please go back

[@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

i never really felt this but two of my friends and i all aged 16 having to wait an hour before getting served at a buffalo wild wings certainly was A Time. another time 8 of us (all 16/17) went to a chinese restaurant and couldn't figure out how to split it so we paid $69 and left, which ended up being like a 25 or 30% tip.

[@pastelchemicals1331]

this is so good!! peak quarantine content

[@noahatlas5240]

This goof annihilates me every time

[@maps2468]

i went to mall with my friends in 7th grade, we went there to get dinner after our field trip, our art teachers (it was an art club trip) just released a bunch of rowdy preteens in a mall so that went as one would expect. None of us had a lot of money? But it felt kinda cool but also awkward to go and buy stuff? I dont know if any other kids ate at like an actual restaurant but my friends and i all got panda express and fro yo. Trying to buy anything was hectic as hell. I would not let 13 year old me go into a mall restaurant with my friends. Nope

[@timjones5953]

I wonder if the boys have ever seen a child above the age of 3? My line is 5 years old, but only if they literally show me the money beforehand.

[@samcoy4243]

I love how you draw Justin!

[@winkie3331]

OKAY SO I HAVE THE ANSWER: i work at a sister store of outback in the south. there's a group of people- kind of like a clan? of travellers?- and they have a crazy amount of money. im talking brand name everything, even the babies' outfit costs more than my entire closet. so sometimes someone drops a group of the teen boys off at the mall nearby and they all come inside afterwards. very well mannered young men, but as a hostess i can confirm it's weird seeing a group of kids casually throw around cash. sometimes they scream in the bathroom, or carve their initials into out wooden tabletops, but other than that they're okay.

[@autumnmarilyn5216]

As a hostess at Outback Steakhouse, I’ve only seen people under 20 come in alone/in groups like 4 times Update: mcelboys predicted my second job at Olive Garden, thank u kings

[@seth1130]

13 year olds eating at a restaurant is completely fine 11 or younger is like "where are your parents"

[@MandyDeadite]

I remember one time I forgot how tipping worked so I accidentally gave the waiter at olive garden a 20 dollar tip. I was like 25(I'm 28 now). Oops. I'm sure he appreciated it tho lmao.

[@Emilytheawesome131]

Incredible! Love your designs and frame compositions

[@partlyironic]

This is WILD to me because I went on dinner dates at 12...

[@anjalim.3688]

This is exceptionally good. I enjoyed this very much, thank you for sharing this incredible goof 💕💕

[@aisling664]

This is my FAVOURITE bit from them. The "what if they just got off work?!" from Justin killed me.

[@c1nnamodoll]

"prince of egypt has inspired me, honey. let's go home and 'see what happens'." gets me every ime omg

[@shawnaeatscats]

This is the first episode I ever listened to. Good times.

[@quisslequassle404]

The rule should be: Has to go to school & has money When I was younger I'd drop by stores all the time with my school after school and being turned away by stores because we were children always sucked. We tried going just shopping once and we never did again bc in the clothes shop the people tried playing dress up and in most others we were turned away/people were concerned

[@cardboard-boxgames9308]

You deserve all the love and support. All of it.

[@Zamcar]

I do love that the 10yos are just taller 5yos, which also look like ten month olds but ambulatory

[@cavebat6330]

Thanks for not doing a hard cut-off, I actually appreciate that ♥️🌻

[@dogtheories]

oh no worries its hard to just cut the brothers at any point because they never fucking pause for breath and fade outs sound more professional in a way so

[@dumbalek6001]

Your style is so goddamn adorable I keep coming to it back and back again I'm just... In love

[@shiny9836]

for my friend’s 17th birthday, he and 5 friends (including me), went to cracker barrel. we wanted to tip the waiter really well because of how insane we’d been, so we wanted to tip him 20 dollars. we hand the bill to the birthday boy to tip, saying ‘hand it right to him so he doesn’t get taxed on it’, and the Birthday Boy decided to fold up the bill in his palm and discreetly slip it to the waiter as if he were participating in a drug deal. the birthday boy nodded and winked as he was doing so.

[@fivecentimeters]

this is one of my favorite animatics they’re so cute 🥺

[@RobTunes]

Cafe Bistro is a Mimic posing as a restaurant - it's the perfect disguise

[@tybies7002]

Visiting this masterpiece once again. Bless you Doctor Matthew

[@joangracemiller3624]

i love your drawing style!

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

something about that one guy pretending to be five and mispronouncing words while using his normal voice is just so funny

[@lynnford412]

i love how everyone draws griffin exactly the same

[@thesparechannel6580]

Until I was about 13 there was a restaurant about 10 minutes walk from me called Cafe Bistro that served passable burgers and probably also other food.

[@furbieisconfused1886]

You're underrated 🖤

[@kittykake44]

I'm 16 and I've been going into restaurants alone since 14 and unless my autism is stopping me from reading the room again I don't think anyone ever thought it was weird.

[@weegee1204]

this is an excellent animation akdhsjk the cutaways to each of them as cool babies killed me

[@SwediCandy]

Travis has no idea how this generations 10 y/olds are. They are basically teenagers now days.

[@Ninjaorchdorkwithcat]

i adore this style, so much character personalityyy it makes me laugh everytiiime

[@sugarland588275]

travis = coolest baby CONFIRMED

[@sd_wafiya6018]

I sent this is to my friend, i love this bit so much

[@jacklim8184]

quality goof with some adorable art

[@dickreckard5026]

I've always dreamt of building my own home. That dream now includes building a bathroom in the basement and immediately bricking it up for future generations to ponder.

[@someoneunknown7655]

I used to go shopping when I was twelve with my two thirteen year old friends, we went to the grocery store and I bought an easel and brushes one time, it’s fun

[@alceek6905]

When I was thirteen I got grounded for my friend coming to get me and another girl in her moms car to go get olive garden.

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

If my kid did that I'd just be like "nice"

[@alceek6905]

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice my friends mom, the one who's car we stole, just made sure we tipped and said it was fine but my mom didnt lol

[@donutsandgravy3150]

Your friend was able to drive a car at 13??

[@alceek6905]

@@donutsandgravy3150 we both were. My mom let me drive sometimes but not really often lol. And that's on living in the midwest!

[@chaseb.8583]

This is an awesome bit, i DO love this animation also btw

[@sirenacurtis3138]

I really like your style!!

[@paranoidlizard6338]

Thank you, you truly are the coolest baby

[@limeslush1e]

these guys look especially cute in your style

[@quinnmarchese6313]

you dont need a parent to buy a ticket to a pg-13 movie

[@eringorman5376]

I really like your art style!