Patient loses her keys after a night out

[@JustAnotherDronePilot]

Every ER needs an Austin. Someone who isn't afraid to ask questions and get the full story, but also shows empathy and wants the best for the patient without judging them for what they've done to get themselves in the situation they're in.

[@rat_dragon]

Agreed...I've had severe health issues since I was 2.5 so I've dealt with my fair share of understanding and jerk nurses

[@JustAnotherDronePilot]

@@rat_dragon I worked in a hospital for the better part of 5 years as a security guard and dispatcher. Been in many a situation where I had to liaise between nurses, doctors, and patients because of the lack of empathy. Communication is so important and I wish people were able to put aside their pride and just get the job they're there to do done.

[@rat_dragon]

@justinw.7407 agreed...once I had an incompetent nurse drawing my blood. I was 13 years old, used to it by then but she couldn't stick the vein, getting frustrated and treating my family & poorly. I was hydrated. It hurt like heck the way she dug into my arm. She called for help stating she "has a child giving her trouble" and guess who came...an incredible lady who had been drawing my labs for years. She said "oh, it's Matt! I never have problems with him!" I'd never seen anyone look as embarrassed as that rude nurse. I never saw her again... It just goes to show that talent, keeping your cool, and being kind is the way to go for healthcare. Heck, my mother and father were both combat nurses in the army haha

[@A---ti3zz]

I think they are all kind of like that at least why. you are there. When I had my bowel obstruction and was throwing up nonstop the EMT working in the ER was super professional and kind. In my experience the ER is about the only place that actually has good people working there. Once you are admitted good luck. The nurses on the floor left me puking nonstop for 15 hours because my ng tube was in my esophagus.

[@TheMazinoz]

​@@JustAnotherDronePilotYes, I feel sorry for security guards in ER. Been a patient who was abused repeatedly in ER and if I said anything the incompetent nurses would call security though I had done nothing. I think my ophthalmologist may have ripped into them as he correctly assessed the situation and was pissed. Seeking help to prevent suddenly going blind is an emergency. Ambulance because driving is NOT a good idea if your blind. The security guard also got the situation and was the most compassionate sensible person there, no arrogant bullying ego.

[@caljones]

Austin is so darn sweet and understanding 🤣

[@qtpaulie]

ikr hehe

[@rhondahulett9763]

Poor boy has seen it all 😳

[@dovie2blue]

Bless his sweet little heart

[@princessmorgan5444]

Poor Austin 😭 i hope he’s not based off an actual coworker of Steve but he probably is and i feel bad for that person.

[@arvurebantra7639]

"when I drink too much I pull out the scrabble board" Austin needs to be protected.

[@TheLovelyMissBeans]

Austin be wildin' after a couple White Claws, y'all! 😂

[@lilliandardar]

You ever play drunk scrabble? Twice the fun!

[@gingerleamcwow435]

​@lilliandardar I agree. It's actually a fvcking blast 😂

[@khaotictrash]

I wanna play drunk scrabble with Austin now 😂

[@borRIING]

I think you misunderstood. Some of the letters are missing..

[@junbh2]

No 'I accidentally fell on them' absurdity with this one. I respect her upfrontness.

[@bland9876]

When she mentioned climbing trees I thought that's where this was going she thought of a tree onto something.

[@pigalottafattenton5003]

At first I thought she put them in her underwear for safe keeping 😂

[@BluestormsSong]

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics" still holds water for the ER

[@danielleking262]

😂😂😂

[@AmyThelovelyelf]

A great line to live by

[@JakeStenton]

Always ALWAYS thell the truth to docs

[@Ikller-xh7qq]

I know of a case, where a woman extended her break at work by being transported to the hospital by an ambulance, because she tried to satisfy herself with a coke bottle, that got stuck...Dont know, but I guess, she quit...

[@ghettomamma1627]

Exactly!!!!😂😂😂

[@yellowskittle23]

“Hey, how do you unlock your car?” “Give me a second, I just need to do some kegels.”

[@beckygaddis4526]

Lmao

[@kirstenornelas881]

Push to start cars have keyless entry a code on the door or passive enter where you place your fingers behind the door handle and as long as the key fob is close enough it unlocks.

[@gentlegiants04]

@@kirstenornelas881 Um.... It's a joke.

[@nicoledijkstra7168]

​@@kirstenornelas881yes that. My parents car is also push to start and the door unlocks if you try to open them when the car keys are close. If you loose your keys but you can unlock the car you know the car keys aren't far like in the case of the skit the keys are probably in her

[@Rottenhell]

You can tell them you're testing a new prototype for tesla

[@TheKnitch]

Austin is that non-judgmental empathetic nurse we all need.

[@Mcfreddo]

"Oh, I think it just locked" absolutely hilarious. Effin crack-up!

[@melissamarini1491]

I was screaming!

[@68toronado]

I had to hold my mouth to keep from laughing at work 😂

[@Aritrika-2012]

Thats SOME quirky habit right there

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

"When I drink too much, I bring out the scrabble board" playing with fire there, bud. Especially if Monopoly is next

[@waywardwarrior2817]

Monopoly ruins families and friendships...how does Hasbro sleep at night XD

[@LuccaAce]

It's crazy to me how I could identify Austin just by the expression on his face before he even started talking. This is some top notch acting!

[@alisonmenzies9512]

It's his wide eyed innocence (Ben). I agree, Steve is very talented to play all these characters with minimal makeup/costuming to differentiate each character. ❤😂

[@justwinks1553]

Seriously. I thought one man chose were gone. I think I'm showing my age. Anyway. Every character is amazing.

[@1000pollak]

Steve is such a brilliant actor, we all believe they're different people 👏👏👏

[@xenalovesares]

Atleast they keys weren't stolen and were hidden well 🤣🤣🤣

[@markallman418]

I'm glad Ben didn't have to handle this one.

[@junbh2]

He would probably have appreciated that she didn't make up stupid stories about how it got there.

[@RamenNoodle1985]

Nah, Ben would be stoked to have a patient being honest about how something got somewhere 😂

[@antoniakilby3763]

Ben reminds me of a few old DI's I know. He may be a little gruff but he appreciates honesty instead of getting run around with a bunch of BS. Every young person I have trained my standard mantra is no matter how stupid it is you have no excuse for it and you'd better tell me the truth. Unfortunately sometimes it takes over a year to get that point across. Apparently personal accountability is something that is not taught anymore.

[@PrincessFidelma]

Could "when I'm drunk I do quirky things" become the new "I fell on it"? Austin is too wholesome for that place ❤

[@Troublemaker1022-r9c]

All you really need in that situation is a clean mechanics expandable magnet and an understanding life partner.

[@traditionalnative]

The magnet could fuck up the keys tho 😅

[@u-neekusername4430]

Or a good female mate (friend). Seriously don't see why she needed a Dr for this as with her quirky habit she surely should have some associates who've needed help after having s*x w/a tampon in & weren't afraid to ask for help. Anyways, she's invited to come hang w/us quirksters & we'll make sure she never has to be embarrassed again! -Yes we have gloves, OK I have gloves, OK the point is there are gloves.

[@itsgaylebitxh]

My quirk is making quesidillas. Sometimes cooking other foods, but.... Usually quesidillas

[@danielleking262]

quesadillas* 😂

[@jkwynn87]

I mean, at least she was honest. None of that, "I slipped and fell, and it went inside of me," nonsense.

[@evee1105]

Yeah that's a quirk and a half 😭😭😭😭

[@SeasonalSumr]

"😫 aaauuuhhh i think it just locked" Im sorry that was overly funny😂😅 EDIT: WOAH the likes😵‍💫 ty☺️

[@laperkin]

Agreed

[@AnnoyingNewsletters]

I let out one painfully loud, abrupt laugh 😆

[@eywine.7762]

Yeah, laughing hard at that one.

[@Dinostickynotes]

That’s a super power

[@andeehayes9636]

"Oh, I think it just locked"😂😂😂😂

[@advocacynaccountablity]

Am I the only one out here who immediately questioned how many germs are on a key fob??? 😮

[@greensteve9307]

That's why the vagina's pH level is about 3.8 to 4.5, to kill germs.

[@supermommymode5303]

I love Austin to bits!!! Just a sweetheart to his core.

[@Kat2001]

I didn’t know that was a thing….time to stop drinking 😂

[@lovefortruth3414]

Austin's ability to stay calm, cool and collected in every situation, and compassionate at the same time...amazing

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

I'm no longer in a bad mood! Thanks Austin 😂😂😂

[@dawnozone4506]

This character is my favorite. So kind and understanding and non judgmental ❤

[@armystayforever8100]

I think it just locked 💀💀

[@melindawilliams6624]

I was able to drive here though! 😂😂😂 yuucckkk!

[@MACTackleBox]

My keys or...several grapes or 7 Ken doll heads or... (Yes, my bestie is a nurse. I've hear alllll the stories.) 😂😂😂

[@alyssafinch6853]

Austin is just the sweetest 🥰

[@bigbear4120]

I had a friend in highschool with the same bad habit, she's got 6 kids now and is in AA.

[@moniquemannaert3468]

II feel sorry for her kids.. Hubby never heard of prevention too?

[@windwatcher11]

Sober sounds like a solid life choice for this one. 😉

[@heatherwhite2788]

Keys are an excellent choice I think after reading this story

[@szigtema]

Those are some good pelvic muscles! Hope the key survived the moisture!

[@strawberrychampagne8250]

If Rich got this patient every nurse in the ER would have seen them before Austin finally got her help

[@windwatcher11]

Almost spit juice out my nose..... TWICE! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LadyVader]

"When i drink too much, i bring out the Scrabble board" 😂😂😂😂

[@a.j.6711]

“Are you able to get things out of people that aren’t supposed to be inside them?” That’s a question that needs some processing in itself💀. Sounds like a google search.🤣

[@junbh2]

I knew what she meant by that almost immediately, but then, I also have watched enough of these skits...

[@creepybearandfriends9063]

I'm glad it was Austin, that lady sounds embarrassed.

[@bentels5340]

Could be worse. My mother, may she rest in peace, used to be an RN. She told me she once arrived in to work and saw one case lised on the case board as "Patient X - male - onion-ectomy"...

[@samedmundson6470]

The Scrabble Board? BwahaHAHAHAHAHA

[@nicolefogarty9997]

He is so good at playing all the different characters that I honestly forget that it's all just him when I watch these videos. Well played my dude. You got a gift.

[@underthebluesky92]

Why do I get the feeling the material he comes up with is close to real life in the ER.

[@RedPandaAnime]

"Oooh, ok!" Like he's heard this story from someone else before and he's not surprised 😂

[@raimeyewens7518]

In high school everyone called this one girl Pickle. When I asked why I was told she got drunk at a party and did this with a pickle.

[@SheilaR.08]

Ouch.

[@frances-if5fp]

All these characters Steve has developed (and brings to life) and the situations he's put them in (I think based on his experiences somewhat) are just priceless!

[@marrav3794]

Bro didn't ask anything but what was needed. Respect. 💪

[@Eldot315]

I love Austin it’s like you can talk to him about anything and it’s ok ❤😂

[@silveritea]

OMG - the sound effect really punches this one home! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-gu4jl9jb6r]

"I think it's just locked" 💀

[@ann2kin849]

Very funny! I love you Austin! I hope to be taken care by someone like you when the time comes. 😊

[@palatina6626]

The sound effect.

[@trumpwon2240]

I thank God everyday I'm sober, alive and free.

[@DavidMiller.93]

"Oh I think it just locked" I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@mikebrillhart5483]

Been watching for a while and this one may be the funniest one I seen yet

[@MageDawnStar]

I get super flirty with my husband 😂

[@E3WEINER]

Well, finally a patient that is honest

[@tylertruesdale8677]

Honesty is a virtue. Respect

[@laperkin]

Funniest thing I've watched all week. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheCube11]

“I think it just locked” made me snort 🤣

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

"I think it just locked." Dying 😂

[@lorisnow4829]

OK, I, declare this one a classic.😂

[@thefishingpol]

A little hip swivel and your locked out.😂😂

[@P_J_O_Girl_Has_Quit]

“Quirky things” She’s just a little quirky guys😂

[@chellesama8256]

I love everything about this.

[@jacjac2010]

Of course Austin would pull out Scrabble when he's drunk 😂😂😂

[@msfranklin2650]

YOUR SKITS ARE HILARIOUS....

[@51623allissa]

"Gotcha; ya!" 🤣🤣🤣 Austin is HILARIOUS

[@greenmissy]

OMG ... I almost spit my coffee all over my computer with that last line.

[@jjones3566]

Oh lawd. So glad I don't drink...LOL! 😆

[@powerpuff_avenger]

OMFG. Those last few seconds sent meeeeeeeee. I had a face for most of the reel, but I CACKLED after that. XD

[@Just1Nora]

I've had a few "Austins" as intake nurses. So refreshing. Whatever stupid thing you did, they at least are decent about it. People don't want to go to the ER and be mocked, laughed at, or had someone roll their eyes and huff at them. I think that's part of the reason, beyond the risk of crippling debt, that people don't go when they need to. I'm chronically ill and usually just confident that whatever is wrong, if I don't clearly have a festering flesh wound or bone broken at an odd angle, then I'll heal. 😅

[@KarnBlueEarring]

That's literally only an 8cm tube though... It has an ending. Shouldn't be hard to get that out yourself.

[@kray3883]

Yeah, I'm giving him a pass on this one because Austin is so sweet, he's the only one who wouldn't be like, "Did you also break your fingers?"

[@junbh2]

In theory, but I can imagine it getting way more difficult if your body is really tense, or if it was something weird shaped that would hurt on the way out. The first time I tried a menstrual cup it was a challenge to get it out and quite painful and uncomfortable. And that was a soft rubber thing with a stem to pull. (Not the usual experience, and I've now been using them happily for 20 years, but those muscles can clamp down hard in the wrong situation).

[@nadinegalus]

I was wondering if I was the only person to think, "So reach up there and pull them out!" Lol

[@mariafatimabettencourt6708]

🤣🤣🤣 the squeezing and the beep beep got me rolling laughing

[@MickeyMouseClubHome]

im traumatized

[@marymetzgerlis2176]

I just saw him in San Francisco. He’s tall, funny and cute!! ❤❤❤

[@stephaniedavis6531]

I didn't see that coming!! Had a good laugh at " I think it just locked"😅

[@016_]

Shawty got that polar grip 😂

[@GaladrialAsmr]

Fucking screamed at the “I think it just locked”

[@catherinebond7474]

That's definately an emergency!

[@samknight2577]

"I think it just locked" BAHAHAHA

[@jbach1738]

I think it just locked???? Hahahaaaaa!!!! This one was great.

[@krystalnickoles8737]

That was HILARIOUS!!! Legit lol on this one! You're great!

[@_Tylor_]

LMAO well at least you didn't have to take an Uber 😂

[@FullmetalAngyl]

"Oh, I think it just locked."

[@winterbear2917]

If i was in your place i would've been traumatized.

[@clarejennings5049]

I legit busted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@kellywalker1664]

Well, at least she didn't say she fell on them.

[@PsychoHanyo]

I want to drink with Austin. Drunk Scrabble sounds amazing

[@jacquelinewood7935]

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. No chance 😂

[@journeyoflovelight]

OMG.. Your killing me!!🤣

[@cierralynseventeen2298]

Thats a good reason to become sober

[@marcmccall237]

Could you imagine the paramedic explaining her situation 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlueMagic67]

I think it just locked 💀😂

[@hannazaf]

Thats your craziest story yet 😅

[@graceownspipe9337]

The last part killed me

[@unph1lt3r3d]

I sneezed and my trunk popped open

[@heavenisaheartbeataway9575]

Thanks for making me laugh today.

[@51623allissa]

Oh my gosh; poor Austin! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kittyjonesnelson8522]

aint nobody stealing her keys

[@baphythewendigo]

quirky things