Paul Rides The Sandute (Dramatic Reading)

LISAN AL-GAIB! LISAN AL-GAIB!
more to come in silly week 2024 haha

[@localscriptman]

Truly he is the Lisan al G’day

[@matinoes7191]

eyo didn't expect to see you here

[@fishpastethe4th340]

Frank Herbert has been real quiet ever since this video dropped

[@cedden]

word

[@kockovod7850]

he dead

[@thing_under_the_stairs]

@@kockovod7850 That's no excuse! Just ask Duncan Idaho!

[@nikospikounis355]

AS WRITTEN

[@zealousdoggo]

Listen All G'Day, as it is written!

[@wafl423]

My Outback, My Straya, My Utes

[@Glidus]

silly !!

[@neongalaxy9976]

Very dramatic!

[@seanhunt3847]

Very silly indeed

[@KB-ze4bt]

SILLY GOOSE

[@infinitiyash3440]

silly !!

[@Mofi357]

Valiant effort !

[@Arkanyte]

Glidus making Dune content? We've truly reached the Golden Path

[@jerjerbirk]

The Gloden Path* Gliden Path? Goldus.

[@nyffffe]

Frank Herbert did have a way with words like no other

[@luar215]

Pretty sure Glidus made this just so he could have a new dune video posted before alt swift x

[@Matt-xc6sp]

Let the week of Glorbposting begin!

[@kevincarter2020]

Kwasimodo predicted this

[@DuckSwagington]

This is by far the most Australian you've ever sounded in your videos

[@unflexian]

"In your nightmares you give marmite to the dead and it fills your heart with joy!" - paul dune

[@lukaslambs5780]

Fun fact: The imperial Sarduakar were defeated by a horde of angry Emus!

[@Nh90010]

Bloody well moved me to tears this, really captures the gravity and suspense of the books perfectly.

[@fedoratheexplorar2143]

This happened to my friend Alt Shwift X

[@FemmeFren]

Glisan al Glaib, thank you for kicking off shenanigans week with a banger 🪱🔪

[@DK-ru9dt]

Still bothers me that Villeneuve changed the dialogue in this scene, Frank Herbert's true message was unfortunately lost.

[@davidwilson6577]

I'm only going off Villeneuve's films, and to be honest that second one felt like they were desperately cutting for time. Like lines had been condensed to convey the optimal information to move the plot along. Looking forward to reading the books once the movies are done.

[@Blueeyesthewarrior]

@@davidwilson6577 The books are super cool, but I think I prefer the movies, which is super unusual for me. I think that the movie is perfect for its medium, and it makes the changes necessary for it to be a film. It’s a great adaptation.

[@davidwilson6577]

@@Blueeyesthewarrior I haven't read the books so I can't say anything about adaptation, but I should say even though I felt it was rushed I still enjoyed the film a lot. I do have a question though, when Paul is heading south with the Fremen, he and two others ride Sand Worms in a kind of synchronized swimming pattern that looks like it would have taken days to set up, when one of them is probably big enough for everyone in the convoy, except we see that it's only the three riders that are up on the worms so... Like, did they try to draw a worm and accidentally get three? Or did they hook the one, then wait around for another two for no reason... just to do a bit of synchronized scurrying? Do they ever need more than one worm to get about in the books, and if so does it make more sense?

[@sentientmustache8360]

Bless the Gligar and his pisstake

[@za1du]

Of everything that could have been uploaded by Glidldoodldoo today, I didn't expect aussie dune

[@zetzo27]

genuinely want the whole book translated into this beautiful language

[@cedden]

LISAN AL GAIB

[@luciusdouglass3645]

Honestly if Glidus started uploading Dune content, I wouldn't complain.

[@koszonet]

I sincerely hope he doesn't

[@cdLevo]

@@koszonetdamn bro what you got against Dune

[@lostalone9320]

@@cdLevo It's just not that good. The first book is alright, but is FAR too long, while also having some really deep narrative flaws. The world in Dune is pretty cool, and yet we see almost nothing of it. And almost everything that happens stems directly from seeing the future, which really makes the characters feel limp because they aren't making choices, just following destiny. The key figure in all the prophecy is the Kwisatz Haderach, who has prescience... But the Bene Gesserit don't seem to know what that is supposed to achieve, and in fact Paul give its a go and then gets bored and wanders off into the desert because prescience is a massive pain. It's just... No. It's horrible. It's just not that good. It's an imaginative setting utterly squandered.

[@dookieshoe2905]

I want one of these asoiaf channels to start making Malazan content. XD

[@cdLevo]

@@lostalone9320 my brother, characters seeing the future isn’t just them “following destiny”, it represents a clear analogue to deterministic radicalism in a story that centers around quasi-messianic radicalism

[@jossecoupe446]

I just got an eviction notice for headbanging to this through my speakers on full blast😔 Keep wurmposting, comrades✊️

[@anonymousbrit93]

‘Twas as if Stephen Fry himself was reading. Truly sublime work.

[@italianodblaugrana3842]

Glimbus taking part in different projects instead of pisstakes GRRM would be proud

[@rileyobrien8349]

That revving was hella immersive

[@rubbish_kat]

This sounds like if Dune and Mad Max had an unholy baby.

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

Fremen are descendants of Arabs < Fremen are descendants of Aussies

[@pepijnoosterhuis6121]

I would like to thank the Trashfuture podcast for enlightening me on the concept of hooning so that I could understand this masterpiece

[@galactakid7064]

This must be that philosophy of Dune video ASX has promised us!

[@fireflower12]

i already loved this from the moment it started but when you got to "it sent sand cascading in fucked up patterns" i howled and spit out my coffee

[@Wolf6119]

We are joined today by the Sisters of the Ben-o Gez-o

[@etharchildres3976]

I just finished the book and this made my day better. Thank you Gludos.

[@boethiah2777]

I need this translation for all of ASOIAF

[@charlespustejovsky7187]

I don't get it, but the Iron Maiden reference reminds me to listen to my favorite metal band! Just what I needed this sleepy Monday afternoon!

[@mori1bund]

The correct Iron Maiden reference would've been "To Tame a Land". 🙂

[@bdavis7801]

🤔 It has been many years since I've read the book.... I must have missed this part though. 😆

[@FrenulemEnjoyer]

The big worm turned into the family ute!

[@the_anomy]

Paul Atreides the sand dude

[@MultiSycorax]

Im fucking dying how is this not the most watched video

[@renaigh]

Finally, someone who can actually read Dune by Frank Herbert.

[@jonasfiala2976]

Am I the only one who was looking forward to a sequel to Fake ASOIAF theories?

[@egg7679]

Emperor Leto II turned himself into a blue FG XR6 Falcon so he could drive humanity to its optimal future

[@cbbxvcjkb7877]

Alt shift x won't dare coming out with a 2 hr live stream to analyse this masterpiece, the brilliance is beyond his spice rotten mind.

[@robstewartstewart98]

I know this is a fun April 1st post….but after HOTD season 2, who else would love Glidus to do a miniseries based DV’s Dune? Whole thing together is long enough he could get more than 2 episodes. SANDWORM-HORSE!

[@lordbauer5983]

A s i t w a s w r i t t e n

[@Kidd-In-Charge]

The best part of the year right here

[@vivanesca]

god I thought this was the nostalgia critic for a moment

[@greatstationsyt]

Glimp bizkit back again in fewer than six months. Miraculous.

[@lynnshort1635]

I would absolutely be so excited to listen to Glidus Dune. This would be music to my ears.

[@HelixFlame33]

High art. Truly.

[@ethan8158]

A quality shitpost, as promised. Evidently, an Atreides always pays his debts as well.

[@mistycampaign9344]

I didn't even mamake it 20 seconds before rewinding the video

[@Marcara081]

I could with an hour of this.

[@joe-gq9oo]

It is known. It is known.

[@elissa-fae]

pain. art. riding the dude.

[@Luminousreign]

Australia already has representation in Dune with the sardaukar. Don’t think they also need the firemen.

[@hughchapman-brown6369]

silly week 2024!!!!

[@jamiemccollin438]

my april fools joke on glidus is watching the entire hotd s1 series before watching this.

[@BionicleSaurus]

Could it be? A worthy follow up to Prestonwave?

[@virgurilla4084]

This needs to be a whole video

[@beden653]

Winds of Winter was announced there with a release date of February 2025

[@zenebean]

This lowered my blood pressure

[@kenraves7931]

Dude I got into your channel recently and this was fucking hilarious! Would love more Aussied up versions of book stuff, ahhh thank you be safe

[@stelmaria-mx]

Glizzy al-Gaib

[@eversor10]

Fark get this man a slab of Vebs

[@dee-taylor]

plot twist: The Sandute is Bluey's dad, Bandute.

[@Andre_APM]

YT you can't demonitize our dear Glidus, it's just his natural dialect

[@Moltens]

damn i didn't know the dune books had it like that. gonna go read now thanks gideon glider

[@potato4481]

Haha main channel vid 🤙 fuck yes glyptodon, fuck yes

[@archmagetyberius]

Beautiful work, as always

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

let silly week begin

[@tankninja1]

This is what life is actually like in Australia

[@Bazazooka]

1:00- it wasn't Number of the Beast, it was To Tame a Land, as written

[@Mickybamf45]

AS WRITTEN 🪱🪱🪱

[@iainhansen1047]

He shall know your ways

[@mrlagoonslawyer]

Im literally crying with emotion (which ones they are i will not specify)

[@ruvend2581]

The successor to Roy Dotrice has been found

[@DJ0045]

For he is the Cabbage Gliderpatch!

[@Blaps911]

LISAN Oi-GAIB

[@themannaking]

Please read the whole of Dune like that.

[@Gojeto346]

I haven’t read the books or seen the movies but I feel safe in saying this is true

[@rhettshaw4057]

Masterpiece

[@christophercramp17]

Demonetized in 15 seconds. KZbin is prejudiced against Aussies, and good wholesome content.

[@isabellabuchheit2186]

Holy shit this is a true masterpiece 😂😂

[@varsoonhks3211]

Straight up sounding like you're the assistant on New Zealand Taskmaster, not going to lie m8

[@jada9401]

O M G 🫢 I'm actually speechless as soon as I heard Oi cvnt I lost it😂😂😂

[@jpa5038]

I said I wanted more content and I got it. :D

[@2intheampm512]

What if instead of Sandutes it was Sans from Undertale as the doot-doot skeleton

[@jrod32nd]

Engagement statistics

[@dchan617]

I think this counts as Mad Max content

[@MagicOmelet]

I will just assume that this is an excerpt from the book

[@S1apShoes]

Shai Ute-lud

[@theprimo100]

The beef is swelling

[@eren__morwen5947]

Maybe internet was a mistake

[@junyulu4648]

It's disappointing to see no one take 4/1 seriously anymore.

[@jj947]

Dune is about the lads

[@VerilyViscous]

Man I love June.

[@Tabaluca911]

My man is really trying to sound like glimbus. What a tryhard

[@calebduarte5255]

Frazza Herbie's Dune

[@sunshinenluv]

I cried.

[@Yenneffer]

So they're all just Australian?