When Shannon started caughing I prayed God to save her and he did. Thank you Jesus.
@andreadiamond71154 жыл бұрын
FoolishlyFoolishFool 😂😂😂😂
@iangrau-fay5924 жыл бұрын
Hearing Shannon get lit and laugh so much is heartwarming.
@Locust134 жыл бұрын
I think Shannon was playing her own drinking game for a few hours before you started recording.
@Forest_Fifer4 жыл бұрын
Maybe days building IKEA furniture had sent her over the edge.
@grahamariss21114 жыл бұрын
Nobody should be subjected to AIG without first securing a significant shift in their blood chemistry with strong alcohol.
@matthewsuiter99644 жыл бұрын
Improving? Would you say their video skills are.... EVOLVING?!?
@soriac23574 жыл бұрын
Naah, only in *micro*-skills, within their *kind* of shitty editors!! (imagine that spoken either with a stoned Ham or a braindead Hovind voice for extra touch ;-)
@soriac23574 жыл бұрын
@Grant Willis most noticeable whenever he talks about "wah-ter" :-)
@blackice90884 жыл бұрын
Nope evolution is a dirty, disgusting word to Creatards...
@timeshark87274 жыл бұрын
_"I think I may have been more excited than him, and I wanted to die"_ I think by the end you were quite happy and excited... or drunk. Whatever works.
@BMFC4 жыл бұрын
I normally wait til the end to comment on videos, but I'm 17 seconds in and Shannons opening "yay" made me laugh so hard!🤣
@paulatredies4 жыл бұрын
Has that Monty Python and the Holy Grail vibe. "They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels" "yay'
@chartle14 жыл бұрын
and there was much rejoicing yay
@RozzieBass4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed today! The laughs are infectious! From them clearing all the crowds out of the way to the random guy lying on the floor im dying!!!
@SnakeMan4484 жыл бұрын
Tipsy Shannon Q taking the piss out of Ken Ham. Glorious.
@simongaudin25062 жыл бұрын
its up there but as a retired nurse I have to wonder if she is certified to do male catheterising ;)
@Randerson24094 жыл бұрын
These two are so glorious to listen too. They just bounce off each other so well
@RickReasonnz4 жыл бұрын
I have to say, having Shannon on these New Year vids is genius. Her contagious laughs and guffaws make it an absolute joy to watch!
@Redhand19494 жыл бұрын
I'm thrilled to see another one of these. Last year was an absolute classic!
@howdoyouknow12184 жыл бұрын
When I’m walking around with Ken during these videos, why do I feel like I’m on a used car lot?
@DoctorBastard4 жыл бұрын
Just needs a whacky arm waving inflatable tube Jesus and it'd be there.
@flamingoqueen2814 жыл бұрын
Because you’re following around a sketchy con artist
@guytheincognito41864 жыл бұрын
@Grant Willis Eh, close enough. 👍🤭
@larryscarr19294 жыл бұрын
I do so like burned AIG's, and Ham. I will eat them In a pew, and I will eat them with Miss. Q...😋
@kathyheitchue60694 жыл бұрын
This entire video is bryoned HILARIOUS keep UP THE GOOD WORK YOU 2 HAVE A DRINK !!😂
@thomasruwart17224 жыл бұрын
Just remember, if you think you smell burnt toast as well, then you may be having a stroke - which is totally understandable if you expose yourself to AiG or Ken Ham. I know I run the risk of spraning a neuron or two whenever I hear the words that come oit of his pie hole, err, excuse me, fudge hole😈
@david28694 жыл бұрын
I will eat them, now you see 'em, I will eat them in a "museum".
@hisbloodsaves36214 жыл бұрын
There is nothing to eat in hell young man!
@larryscarr19294 жыл бұрын
@@hisbloodsaves3621 Narnia, has nothing to eat.. because it's not a place one can be .. just like heaven.
@dragongirl79784 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and I'm subscribed to both of them....
@Marconius64 жыл бұрын
Ken is such a boomer he printed out his website on posters and made a museum out of it.
@Olivia-de1hz4 жыл бұрын
Why haven’t you and your amazing content made it to 100k yet?!
@raymondthebrotherofperryma14034 жыл бұрын
🎵"Signs, signs everywhere a sign..."🎶
@MartTLS4 жыл бұрын
John Barleycorn But no juniper bushes .
@laurajarrell61874 жыл бұрын
John Barelycprn, 🎶🎵 blocking out the scenery,🎶breaking my mind,🎵 do this, don't do that, 🎶 can't read the signs?👏💖☮️🎃
@MrRickyRMB4 жыл бұрын
7:11 there’s a dude laying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can’t stop rewinding
@matthewsuiter99644 жыл бұрын
Answers in Genesis needs a Surgeon General's warning
@Forest_Fifer4 жыл бұрын
The dude? "Genesis? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man."
@elsadolan39624 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work through 2020. I laughed with you guys through the whole thing!!
@Ithaca-vv5dy4 жыл бұрын
Paulogia, have you been working on your messiah impression? I think you’ve got him nailed down 😎
@coalhouse19814 жыл бұрын
it really doesn't sound like Shannon needs a drinking game in this video
@coalhouse19814 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat I'm exmo ouch. I meant she was already plastered
@coalhouse19814 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat I'm an Exmo (ExMormon)
@coalhouse19814 жыл бұрын
@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat you have some both London and Preston have temples but yeah it's a pretty small membership in Europe...
@CharlesHuckelbery4 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year. Thanks for sharing your video with us. I appreciate your efforts.
@mrpokemon11864 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another edition of Hammy New Year. -"Yay."
@borkfromgnafu86444 жыл бұрын
Thx for the eggcelent content Paul! I Ham always happy when I see your new stuff!
@Paulogia4 жыл бұрын
puns!
@borkfromgnafu86444 жыл бұрын
Felt like it would match the corny Taste ham leaves sometimes:) you were Fun drunk! GG!
@stevenbyers87474 жыл бұрын
Thank you for keeping the ham hammy new year!
@BigHeretic4 жыл бұрын
Their only customer and security left him laying on the ground after "convincing" him to surrender his phone. That's some message!
@jtveg4 жыл бұрын
I just love how you and Shannon crack up watching Ham and his lackeys try to be serious about his "house of fun" and the myths it's based on. It's almost cruel, but Ham deserves it. It should be illegal to indoctrinate children with mythinformation and sell it as factually true _("because I have a book")._
@sgloobal20254 жыл бұрын
@Marilyn Newman If that was true most people would be atheists but instead the opposite is true. You should be honest so you don't look fool
@jtveg4 жыл бұрын
@@sgloobal2025 Actually most people haven't read their bible cover to cover. I actually don't blame them, It is a boring read. The point is that most people only superficially know a few stories that they've heard at church, Sunday school, TV and are generally popular in our culture. These stories are the few deliberately cherry picked _"nice"_ or moralistic G rated narratives most are familiar with. However the majority of the rest of the bible is full of war ,rape, incest, genocide and instructions on how to mistreat women and keep slaves.
@sgloobal20254 жыл бұрын
@SigmaTauri2 The bible remains the most popular book of all time
@sgloobal20254 жыл бұрын
@@jtveg lol. Here we go another atheist who dares accuse to the bible of being wicked. Besides the fact that Atheists support the MURDER of MILLIONS of lives in the womb each year you have anything else you wanna add? Talk about how atheists like to talk about what God does instead of why he does it. Most people have no problem with the bible because they understand this was written thousands of years ago when they did things differently and God had specific reasons for the decisions he made
@peejay46064 жыл бұрын
Happy 2020!!! I didn't get notifications for this.. 😭
@pirsquar584 жыл бұрын
I want a loft apartment designed by Travis and Alan! No joke. I think they'd do a really nice job!
@scapegoatiscariot27674 жыл бұрын
You guys are more entertaining than the Bible ever was. You have something I rarely saw in my turn of churches. Reality and compassion. Happy New Year to both of you.
@Rayrard4 жыл бұрын
"Clear the crowds" means they must have either emptied the whole museum, the museum is closed, or there is simply no one there. The first would be unlikely as Ham would no doubt record the walled off crowd if it existed, the second unlikely given Ham wouldn't have anything to clear when closed, and the third Ham would never admit to.
@darkestlight6603 жыл бұрын
*That one random dude laying on the floor*: Don't me Mr. Ham sir *whistles*
@peejay46064 жыл бұрын
I truly loved this one 💗.. I never laughed so hard in my life.
@rodbrewster46294 жыл бұрын
New phrase "it's ken-tagious!"
@MrEMann4 жыл бұрын
Startling, stunning, spectacular... He sounds like a 'lively' version of Trump
@K.Marie1194 жыл бұрын
15:52 Oh dear... my mom has been carting a copy of "12 Rules for Life" around for the last week. First time I saw this I just busted out laughing and walked away. But the highlight of the last two weeks was the appearance of free book written by Ken Ham and Bodie(sp? Eh, I don't care how it's spelled) about how to keep young people from leaving the faith. That's what I get for having parents who are pastors.
@mauskins874 жыл бұрын
I don't get people's issue with Peterson. He's not a traditional Christian in any sense. He just has interesting ideas on the importance of the faith in western culture. He's a phd psychologist and reader of Nietzsche, etc. No dummy. Not a misogynist either. It's scientific fact that men and women have unique characteristics. People can believe all the superstitions they want about it but it won't change the facts.
@K.Marie1194 жыл бұрын
@@mauskins87 I'm aware of his background, thanks. He's usually fine as long as sticks to the academic realm... but of his more conservative leanings are contradicted by the same psychology he had a PhD in. His rants about gender identity be added to current discrimination laws are a good example.
@K.Marie1194 жыл бұрын
@@mauskins87 I'm also well aware of the biological differences between men and women... I majored in Biology as well psychology, am currently pursuing a medical degree and am well versed in the topic.
@Sicc06214 жыл бұрын
90% of the video is them cracking up, and I absolutely love it Edit 95%
@sandeman17764 жыл бұрын
It's really a simulation of being lost in the desert for no reason for 40 years.
@terryriley89634 жыл бұрын
At 7.08 where the guy is lying on the floor I was expecting Ken to say ‘Oh look we have just happened upon a dead person? just wait a second whilst I resurrect him’ and Ken then booms out "By the Power of Grayskull! arise dead person".
@owenoulton93124 жыл бұрын
I love Shannon's laugh!
@btux88no14 жыл бұрын
(7:18) “and here’s another person who was literally bored to death, we’ll just ignore that”
@kweassa62044 жыл бұрын
///the "why is there a guy on the floor" part.. was legit hilarious.
@Redhunteur24 жыл бұрын
Ken Ham took his inspiration for design after visiting an Applebee's for the first time.
@reformCopyright4 жыл бұрын
*Very* special guest Shannon Q. ;-) "Yaaay."
@bethanne9094 жыл бұрын
this whole thing LOL....brightened my day today! thanks kids....
@jcgadfly62004 жыл бұрын
"You could spend a lot of time just reading the signs" or buy the book that has all the signs in it in the gift shop.
@scottb54944 жыл бұрын
When you have no artifacts to put in your "museum," signs is all you got.
@jcgadfly62004 жыл бұрын
@@scottb5494 Don't give him ideas. He might go the "Museum of the Bible" route and steal antiquities.
@tach58844 жыл бұрын
Amazing, I love the whole video! One question, did Shannon wake up with keyboard-face after that?
@SoChilledOutGuy4 жыл бұрын
“Why people laugh at creationists”
@thomasruwart17224 жыл бұрын
Thunderf00t did a bunch of videos on precisely that topic: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3bSZoCafbKBmdk
@phileas0074 жыл бұрын
@@thomasruwart1722 Do you remember Venomfang?
@thinboxdictator67204 жыл бұрын
@S Gloobal 16th second of that first video. tell me what is wrong with that picture. if you understand evolution,it shouldn't be hard.
@timeshark87274 жыл бұрын
@S Gloobal hahahaha, the video is amazing pathetic. Why do you think that attacking misrepresentations and strawmen of evolution does anything to evolution? The video could be on an episode of "why people laugh at creationists"
@thinboxdictator67204 жыл бұрын
@S Gloobal ok. nobody can stop you laughing,but if you want to scream something is wrong,you should know what that theory is about. and yes, 'four legged land mammal' transition (over many generations) to whale would be correct. but not just any 'four legged land mammal'. you can't just pick any 'four legged land mammal' and say 'evolution' says it is ancestor of whales. point is, nothing ever change 'kinds'. whales are still mammals and they still have bones that their ancestors used to have in their legs. nothing change 'kinds'. if you think evolution is about animals producing different 'kind' of kids than their parents, you are just wrong. that is exactly why people laugh at creationists.
@yumeriagirl12314 жыл бұрын
Amazing!! Best New Year Vid!!! Happy 2020 Paulogia & Miss Q
@kingspud19834 жыл бұрын
Shannon's vocabulary and dictation are still spot on when she is completely hammered, I'm so damn jealous.
@Gassit4 жыл бұрын
Aren't you barred from the Creation Museum yet Paul ?
@brunozeigerts63794 жыл бұрын
'Genesis!' 'Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf, with ears like that?' (seriously, Paul ... you should have used that clip from Star Trek III)
@Paulogia4 жыл бұрын
You're right!!
@eddiebruv4 жыл бұрын
Imagine visiting the museum while drunk. I’m not sure how long I’d manage before being thrown out.
@blackice90884 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure how long it would be until I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!
@blackice90884 жыл бұрын
Great job, Paul and Shannon! Thank you!
@qbradq4 жыл бұрын
Love you Shannon! Great work Paul!
@Forest_Fifer4 жыл бұрын
7:16, "Ken is coming, GET ON THE FLOOR!"
@kyleshiflet99524 жыл бұрын
I think that guy shot himself with a nail gun
@kyleshiflet99524 жыл бұрын
@Grant Willis lol thanks I guess the poor guy came to his senses
@hifijohn4 жыл бұрын
He said "evolution" so they had to shoot him.
@kyleshiflet99524 жыл бұрын
@@hifijohn wouldn't be surprised if that was true lol
@peejay46064 жыл бұрын
I'm still watching this.. still laughing my ass off. funniest Paulogia EVER!
@debc.43974 жыл бұрын
@7:10 Almost peed my pants. Guy lying FACE DOWN on the floor!!
@DRayL_4 жыл бұрын
Yep....there are all levels of "why" going on in my brain about that. LOL
@Forest_Fifer4 жыл бұрын
Must avert my gaze from his one true Hamness.... Ken - "What are you doing?" Bloke - "I'm averting my gaze, oh lord"....
@DRayL_4 жыл бұрын
@@Forest_Fifer LOL Nice!
@simongiles97494 жыл бұрын
It looked like he'd had a narcolepsy attack, and just been left there!
@rickc21024 жыл бұрын
Just gonna stay out of frame here... 🤣
@DoctorT1444 жыл бұрын
Best Ham & AiG News yet! I keep thinking y'all will run out of content, but these just keep getting better year after year. Keep up the good work! And bless ShannonQ lmao.
@quantumrobin46274 жыл бұрын
Well, AIG has at least one purpose in this life, making people laugh till they choke.🤣
@VagrantSam4 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. Next year see if Shannon can get to those books?
@gaynomadic4 жыл бұрын
You cracked me up while watching this, Paul and Shannon. I have to try the drinking game when watching a Ham and Aig news. Happy new year!
@chilixocoltl4 жыл бұрын
I love your Paulogia videos, but your Ham and AIG videos are why I get giddy each time I see the little dot by your name when I log onto youtube!
@atomicsquirrel64574 жыл бұрын
I always get my deep insights into theology from young children.
@cyansloth17634 жыл бұрын
Oh you kid, but I have LEGIT heard people say children know God's nature better, closer to god etc thus have better insight. Of course only when it aligns with their preconceived ideology.
@blackice90884 жыл бұрын
The foundations for the story of Genesis are like those of a sandcastle built upon a beach below the high tide line.
@d.o.m.4944 жыл бұрын
I went for beer this year, I can still walk after your video.
@rip75624 жыл бұрын
This was such fun! Hey Shannon, are you all right?
@brickwitheyes17104 жыл бұрын
I was on my way home to Detroit from Gatlinburg TN and I didn't know the creation museum was off of I75. I wanted to stop so bad but didn't budget any time for it. But now I know it's only about 5 and a half hours away. I will get down there for a good laugh sooner or later
@NDHFilms4 жыл бұрын
My otherwise unpleasant day was made a little brighter by this video.
@StephenF.B.4 жыл бұрын
By 8:55 I had ace of bass stuck on repeat singing in my head...damn Ken
@albedad4 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year to you wonderful wonderful people!!!
@rich44694 жыл бұрын
It's only Genisee if you're drinking Hennessy. Yeah, I went there. Really dont feel like being at work. Thanks for keeping me entertained guys.
@ericsbuds4 жыл бұрын
I love Shannon's rant about teaching children to think critical. Totally agree with her.
@sansilvius95474 жыл бұрын
Seriously, my favorite part of this video is Shannon laughing so hard she sounds like she's about to pass out and yet her avatar remains with an almost dead pan delivery expression. Brilliant accidental.
@kyleshiflet99524 жыл бұрын
There is no better way to start the new year than roasting Ken Ham
@jeffmeckley2423 ай бұрын
Thumbs up for giving the designers kudos! I was a designer for this company. Its nuts.
@richardlittrell33104 жыл бұрын
Note for next years drinking game. Every time Ken mentions on of his books, or gift shop or other stuff he peddles take a drink.
@ericahesse21604 жыл бұрын
The guy on the floor (7:08) got into Shannon's bowl of wine.
@molybdomancer1954 жыл бұрын
Is there going to be fudge?
@intellectualiconoclasm32644 жыл бұрын
The world needs more of Ken and Body fudge-packing.
@blackice90884 жыл бұрын
Yes all sorts of fudging of the facts!
@jonathanstern55374 жыл бұрын
When I was a little kid, I wanted to turn a book about dinosaurs I had into the decor of my room.
@ParanormalEncyclopedia4 жыл бұрын
To give my opinion on Shannon’s question: I don’t know when we were ensouled. But the point I believe that we needed salvation (not because of our ancestors sins but our own) is when we as a species reached the point of self awareness. When altruism vs selfishness stopped being a function of instinct, after all we see altruism in animals) and a function of the rational mind. I also believe this point in our evolution is what Genesis is a metaphor for.
@amandayoung86154 жыл бұрын
The correct conjugation is "Genesish" 😉
@JamesM19944 жыл бұрын
Genesis quoi
@Scyllax4 жыл бұрын
Amanda Young Nouns are declined, not conjugated.
@JamesM19944 жыл бұрын
@@Scyllax Nouns shall be assigned and cannot be declined.
@spectreskeptic34934 жыл бұрын
Genishist
@hollya.67274 жыл бұрын
Geneshit*
@peejay46064 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😆 🤭👍 I knew this was going to be hilarious 🤭
@richunixunix33134 жыл бұрын
Paulogia, one of these days. Ken Ham is going hire an “Christian Hitman” to take care of his Persistent thorn in his side LOL 😂 . Great keep it up, another worthwhile video.
@Jacob_Lovelace4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna go to the rally this year with a sign that says “Welcome to Sign-Con!”
@blvalverde4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many museums Ham will build once he figures out there are other books on the bible.
@peejay46064 жыл бұрын
Yay!!! Ham n eggs!!! Finally!!! Shannon and Paul !!!
@peejay29822 жыл бұрын
Hammy New Year vids are definitely the best most funniest ones
@timberry47094 жыл бұрын
16:20 - - "This was a building built at the turn of the century..." So it was built 20 years ago?
@andrewstoddard67174 жыл бұрын
The only Genesis I care for is the one that says Sega on it.
@simongiles97494 жыл бұрын
The 12 Rules For Life ride wouldn't be a lobster roller coaster, it'd be one of those kiddy roundabouts with lobsters, which grown men would ride and then get angry and defensive if you questioned their choice to do so.
@libertine094 жыл бұрын
new to the channel since yesterday and am loving the content Paul so thank you for that. but Shannon is making me cry laughing and it hurts XD
@ThEjOkErIsWiLd004 жыл бұрын
"we've cleared as many people out of the way as possible" All both of them?
@dethspud2 жыл бұрын
Liked the video clip from Prophet of Zod featuring Shannon and Paul as Adam and Eve. I lost it when their fig leaves were depicted as maple leaves. You two are a hoot! ^_^
@riverdaledragon4 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite episode!
@theisticatheist29834 жыл бұрын
There's Drunk History and then there's Mimosa Ham & Aigs! Happy New Year!
@rayceeya86594 жыл бұрын
God I would love to be a construction worker there. I would be carving hidden pentagrams on everything I could.
@rayceeya86594 жыл бұрын
I've been a 6am framer and sheet rocker before. It's pretty easy to scrawl a hidden message on the inside of the sheet rock. Think of it like hidden graffiti for future generations. Imagine the look on Hammy's face when he rips down a wall and sees it covered in satanic messages.
@humbleevidenceaccepter77124 жыл бұрын
I take a magic marker and cross out the word "God" in the 'In God we trust' motto on the back of every dollar bill I get. Childish I know, but it makes me feel better. The best was when I sold a car and deposited sixty $100 bills in the bank. Every one with "God" crossed out.
@Forest_Fifer4 жыл бұрын
On the back of every sheet of plaster board- "Aron Ra was here..."
@brookkirchhoff21404 жыл бұрын
💕 Love you guys! Happy New Year!
@LisaForTruth4 жыл бұрын
7:35-they're getting ready for their reincarnation as a homeless shelter