Drunk Driver Situation is Crazy

[@UncrossedMonk71]

Wayne Wacker from the gay bar downtown almost killing Kamala Harris is such a crazy sentence.

[@harryniemotka1466]

Top tier thought-provoking comment

[@JosephKirch]

I’m high and you stopped me in my tracks

[@alexjustalexyt1144]

@@JosephKirch Hi High

[@marcomenabue7717]

​@@alexjustalexyt1144 im dad

[@arson_33_3]

@@JosephKirch Same, I just had to read it aloud to myself, you actually can't make this shit up

[@tannersandusky2621]

I can’t man, Wayne Wacker coming home from Wackin it at the gay bar, almost Wacks Kamala Harris. You can’t make this shit up

[@kingcosworth2643]

Wait until they blame Whacker's actions on Trump. Trumps gay assassin

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Still wasn't as drunk as Kamala 😂

[@macbook802]

A pale, lonely, parent's basement dweller on youtube has zero respect for drunk drivers lol. Atleast wayne wacker is doing something with his life

[@p5eudo883]

@@Steve-ev6vx wtf are you on about?

[@hotmilk4954]

​@@Steve-ev6vx lmao why do Americans make everything political? Chill out

[@dawnthegoblin]

"do you have any guns at home?" "No." *Agent is about to move on* "YEAH I DO!" *Agent throws up his hands like can you believe this guy?* Was this a sitcom??

[@jakel5801]

Well, they do say the world is a stage

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Just goes to show how hard they wanted to rig this story. Drunk guy hits the car Biden admin: must me a Q’non gun owner!!

[@infinitehexington]

I like how every community has a different view on him, you guys are making fun of him and xQc's chat thinks he's just a chill guy who's drunk

[@smokingirishman7820]

​@infinitehexington Drunk driving is never OK But I'm not on the side of kamala team of killers trying to look good by making up a charge to try to get more donations

[@FreshToast-qm8ki]

@@infinitehexington Just a chill guy who puts himself and others' lives at a very real risk of serious injury or death. Children, infants, mothers, fathers, people of all ages and backgrounds have been killed by people making the decision he made. It was not a chill decision to make--and being drunk is no excuse for getting in the car. I have been drunk enough to where I almost fainted. The world was spinning. I was blacking out, I got confused and was on a different plane of existence. It was the drunkest a person could get without alcohol posioning. I had my keys in my pocket the whole time, car just a block away. I couldn't use my phone to call an Uber home. You know what I did? I called my friend and had him get an Uber on my behalf. A drunk person is the only person responsibile for ensuring they do not put another person's life at risk. Any decision you make when drunk is still on your hands. It is your responsibility to ensure you do not engage in wreckless behavior behind the wheel. He could have prevented this. He chose not to.

[@powrof3]

Cop: Dude, you're drunk. You can barely walk. Wayne: Well duh. That''s why I was driving home.

[@smashingmolko]

So bad but so funny. Sole reason I couldn't be a cop.

[@DravensCringeGaming]

I don't get why they made him do the field sobriety test. I suppose if I ever go to Thanksgiving dinner smelling skunky with my eyes all red while I'm mouth breathing, my family oughtta get a test to see if I'm on anything right?

[@demdares3955]

@@DravensCringeGamingit’s just for the courts to see , so that his lawyer can’t be like “well you didn’t test my client , so we can’t be sure “

[@DravensCringeGaming]

@demdares3955 that's bogus too. Because he could have refused to cooperate. I think it's a different charge, but still.

[@davidmcbride6203]

​@@DravensCringeGamingrefusal at site means you are not matter what going to jail and cooperating there against your will anyway

[@sapphicfrenchfry]

when he said "I passed" at the breathalyzer 😭 yeah, buddy, passed the legal limit

[@the_busboy]

Bro got a quiplash with this one 😭😭

[@tdx_1138]

"I passed....out"

[@herpdsohardIderpdxD]

​@@OVOJacob3 imagine making your username a tribute to a pedo and thinking you have some high ground on anyone.

[@naeviusofficial]

Bro’s blood was 25% alcohol 💀

[@danmilew]

I’m pretty sure he’s past the lethal limit

[@retsnomerifhtaed]

“alcoholics dont run in my family, they drive.”

[@thomasstobie4622]

from the beer to the keys to the car to the tree

[@duolingothefourth3096]

I know their entire blood line is the biggest menaces to every happy family of 5 on the road 💀.

[@Sand_UnderMemes]

@@thomasstobie4622where’s my license there’s no need always drama when I speeeeeeed

[@rigorm136]

@@thomasstobie4622 Where’s my arm? That’s my knee! Ambulance always helping me! 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[@diztinger]

From what I can tell, nobody runs in their family.

[@drosee8477]

it killed me how the secret service had to ask if he had malicious intent and he goes "just drunk"

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

🤓Sounds like something a sober person would say

[@darianbarber3763]

Ironically him saying he's straight fucking plastered at a traffic stop was for once what would get him less jail time

[@mo-s-]

Secret Service: Are you a member of any political extremist organisations? Him: 🥴😵‍💫what..?

[@joedirt3563]

I'd arrest Wayne for being stupid for answering questions without a lawyer.

[@YonkoAgenda]

​@@mo-s-he's only a member of the drunk drivers committee

[@Average_Joe273]

SS agents throwing his hand up and shaking his head when Wayne changed his answer was peak comedy My day has been made

[@FireTriple8]

SS 💀

[@ishid.anfarded]

@@FireTriple8 right lmao that had me confused for a sec

[@Iluvpie6]

My man I don’t think you want to abbreviate secret service like that

[@chris_p_bacon4499]

Yeah...maybe don't abbreviate secret service with SS...yeah...

[@DrRocki]

No ID, drunk off his ass, and gave the name Wayne Wacker I’m surprised the cops didn’t question that 😭

[@ericofire]

In fairness it was literally the only question he answered with even a modicum of coherency

[@a.eb.a1507]

They probably searched the system to check if its him

[@littlebob1261]

Dude almost killed the vice president LOL

[@liamvena9031]

@@ericofirewill be stealing modicum👍

[@zhye5588]

didnt they find a school ID? props had his name on it

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

"What's your height and weight? "Fat?" To be fair, I'd say something like that while completely sober. 😂😂

[@Gnurklesquimp2]

@@OVOJacob3 Yeah cause being a very boring low effort troll is a sign of high intelligence

[@shadowmanksx]

Said this the last time i was in the emergency room lady taking my info gagged and couldn't hold in the laugh it's ok though she got me back with a pneumonia diagnosis.

[@RhythmViolence2]

Sounds like he said the other f word 😂.

[@CarpeNutella]

Same lol

[@notmaliya]

@@shadowmanksx this is the funniest comment ive seen today

[@SJ431]

Dude that Secret Service agent had me dying his comedic timing was great

[@lilfattcatt7758]

Imagine spending hours guarding someone and then after hours of boredom you get to talk to a drunk dude😂

[@maivaiva1412]

Looked at the camera like in the Office 😂😂😂

[@gabri3l675]

@@maivaiva1412omg😭😭😭

If the CIA asks you if you have guns at home... Say yes 🤡

[@rundown132]

@@lilfattcatt7758 probably having a time of his life lmao

[@wawacat6568]

6:05 I mean to be honest I'd rather be charged with a DUI than an assassination attempt on an Election Candidate

[@JamieDoe472]

Especially in Wisconsin. Here it's just a slap on the wrist 😡

[@jaykirizz219]

“The legal limit is .08” (he’s at .252) Him: “I passed!” 😂

[@Theendman42]

Clearly doesn’t teach math lol.

[@chernobyl169]

Dear lord, was he going for a high score?

[@austinharris8709]

Dude that's so high I can't believe he was conscious at all.

[@drpuma_2901]

At least he's a happy drunk

[@Sarah_random_account]

😂

[@MrNeonz-fk2ky]

Imagine training for years to qualify for Secret Service only to see the massive health bar of Wayne Wacker appear as you near his vehicle.

[@Suguri]

"... Why did the radio switch to boss music?"

[@laylagriffith1916]

​@@Suguri lol

[@quapington]

😂😂😂

[@BadHarmonics]

Impossibly annoying escort mission.

[@thelookanchannel2560]

😆😆😆😆

[@birdi3e]

Wayne Wacker literally sounds like the name of a Looney Tunes character 😭😭

[@marcosmagana3255]

Big time broh 😂

[@chip5403]

@Ronnie_mcfloyd9 “I can’t be happy” ahh comment

[@marcosmagana3255]

Big time 😅

[@RhythmViolence2]

IMMM WAYNE WACKER BUB

[@Hailstorm-v1r]

@@chip5403thats a bot. Also wayne was obviously a secret spy sent by the Collective of Understanding Men. They are a serious threat to US politicians and are suspected to be based in Antarctica. Please help raise awareness for this huge issue. He was attempting to complete his mission of dispatching Kamala Harris with the drunk driving and ID being faked in order to not be suspected by the officials.

[@PerspectivEs]

I got a DUI back in 2021, age 21, and it's ruined my entire life. The shame and regret that eats at me, the crippling debt I've been in, and oh, the WALKING. Do NOT drink and drive.

[@dillonobrien8793]

I feel you there brother, same age aswell. It was One mistake- move on! life is too short to be worrying about things that happened in the past, you’d be surprised how quick things change and all that shit will be a distant memory

[@navajodoll6320]

Lmaoo me too! Ugh! Sucks fr! Pretty sure the breathalyzer ruined my cars tranny too

[@dylanfuller8146]

Yup I was 19 when I got my dui.

[@user-tx5ts1qy6r]

I got two in a four month span when I was 21. I was dealing with some stuff and medicating with alcohol. Best thing that ever happened to me. I didn’t hurt anyone, which I very well could have, and I’m blessed beyond words that I didn’t. It’s the best thing that happened to me, however, because it taught me how to get help. It’s been over four years and I still feel the repercussions, but I earned them. I can’t complain about that. All I can do is move forward and be better every day. You’ve been given the same opportunity, bro. You get to learn from your experience. As long as you didn’t hurt anyone, take the opportunity to grow. You’ll be fine, everything will work out, buddy. Keep your head up!

[@carsonpalmer8808]

good warning to not drink in drive ngl hope everything gets better from here for ya

[@motorcycleboy9000]

Holy crap, dude, is there a worse DUI than driving head-on to a presidential motorcade.

[@cheyayy]

He got off super light too 😅

[@Lego_Trunks460]

@@cheyayyyeah thats the best outcome i think, he probably didnt even know he was there, and if he did, he would forget everything when he sobored up, if they sent him to jail it wouldn’t do anything i believe.

[@un1qu3n4m3]

Imagine waking up in jail like “I did fucking WHAT!? 😮” 😂

[@AceManning18]

Seriously 😂 what a fucking night

[@AceManning18]

​​@@un1qu3n4m3I would assume I was going to be there for 100 life sentences 😂 Luckily I don't drink

[@Sqydd]

“Wayne Whacker” told me everything I needed to know about this man😂😂😂

[@baldygrey2779]

From the Knuckles TV series

[@duolingothefourth3096]

I don't believe Wayne whacker is a real Name I feel so bad for this man his parents had to have used a AI generator to name him when he was born smh 🤦‍♂️.

[@Alexathecatyt]

Who names their son “Wayne Whacker” 💀

[@lessthanthreemetal]

Sounds like a shitty superhero alter ago

[@lain6889]

*Wanker

[@SouthDakotaFacts]

He’s the final boss of Wisconsin

[@idontwantahandlethough]

lol I know a few people from Wisconsin and they all have DUIs, so this tracks

[@KevoGoon]

I'm from Wisconsin lmao

[@lain6889]

Impossible to predict what they're about to do.

[@brandonguild1666]

​@@idontwantahandlethough Oh yeah, I grew up in Wisconsin and a lot of people i knew had one by their mid 20s. It was pretty common to have at least one dooey, your first one was just a ticket but I think they are a bit more strict now. It's absolutely insane looking back now that I live in another state how common it was to drive around drunk there. It was normal. We would go to these bum ass bars miles away from town and you see the parking lot filled with cars and the bar filled with wasted people.... hmmm... Amazingly they aren't number 1 in drunk driving deaths, I think because we got that drive from the bar to our house down pretty good from going there everyday or just become pro drunk drivers.

[@ZynxyHD]

Definitely

[@penqin9601]

The way the secret service agent looks at the camera makes me feel like there was a missing laughtrack in the video

[@spzrk3550]

"I passed!" he thought he won the breathalyzer 😭

[@CalebBurnsGamesDotCom]

Dude was trying to get the high score

[@midshipman8654]

dude won a free night at the police office! good for him!

[@MineNstuff]

"How long ago?" "Tonight" what a legendary answer

[@BigOwl51]

As a straight man I can confirm going to gay bars is a smart idea because if you’re handsome enough you’ll have like 10 dudes ask to buy you a drink. And clearly Wayne Whacker is one beautiful gentleman. He was probably drowning in men.

[@BigOwl51]

I don’t have a problem with drunk driving, but drinking beer instead of vodka and then driving should get you 20 years in prison.

[@lololollololol629]

@@BigOwl51 Why? They're both gonna get you drunk... I don't really like beer at all, only vodka coolers, and pretty much anything else..

[@meganrose7870]

@@BigOwl51Alcohol is alcohol, type doesn't matter. Buzzed driving is drunk driving

[@ProjectPH03N1X]

7:40 "do you own weapons at home?" "no" "you don't have any guns at home? "yeah i do 😃" "😐"

[@CarpeNutella]

One just entered his inventory in that last 2 seconds

[@Tea_SR]

​@@OVOJacob3GG editing, thankfully I found multiple other comments where you called them a sped and didn't edit it

[@RealRabbit1124]

Technically a weapon is any object you use to assault somebody else.

[@littlefishiesinthese]

Imagine, you've done all this study and training to be part of the secret service, dedicated YEARS to it, only to find yourself on the side of the road questioning a drunk guy as part of your elite duty

[@yaboifreezy]

Technically the guy asked him 2 different questions. "do you have a concealed carry? do you own weapons at home?" Not defending this drunkard just saying not the best interrogation tactic to ask two different questions back to back with no pause.

[@ernestnelson2407]

That was one of the funniest stories in a while. Drunk shenanigans are hilarious as long as no one gets seriously hurt

[@Bollibompa]

Yeah, well, he went the wrong way down a highway which is attempted murder. Not funny at all :(

[@ernestnelson2407]

@@Bollibompa It's f'n hilarious

[@skye4591]

"you a gun holder you got any guns at home?" no "so no guns at home" oh yes! and the secret service guys looked right at the cops body cam lmaooo

[@khao4577]

I’m naked

[@dirigoallagash3464]

Like Jim in The Office!😂

[@00-JT]

That look was priceless 😂

[@dansmithbyu1784]

Secret service guy literally had to bring a script into an investigation 😂

[@Lurkmaster9000]

Dude thinks he’s being pranked at this point 🤣

[@dreadroberts5627]

I honestly never thought I'd ever laugh so much at a real-life drunk driver video, but this is hilarious. This is like a Reno 911 skit. I'm glad nobody was hurt.

[@LunarEleven]

This gives me flashbacks to Cops. Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do...

[@midshipman8654]

he did something dangerous and stupid, but at least he seemed as cooperative as someone that drunk could probably be.

[@IcyTicey]

Working in a courthouse, I can say "2 beers" is the standard drunk driver answer.

[@herdenq]

Less specifically, a "couple" 😉

[@bonniea.1941]

They only remember the first beer and the last beer.

[@finn4531]

Those two beers gave him a .252. Must have been pretty strong beers

[@christopherc5570]

When I got lit up (they changed the speed limit but that’s no excuse) I knew I was fucked. Told the cop not to worry about the field sobriety tests if someone could pick up my car. Cop was like that’s a solid deal. Have t drank in the 17 years since

[@tobyflederstech5305]

Yes, 1 beer would be an obvious lie, 2 beers makes it sound like you’ve got nothing to hide

[@chisecrecy4974]

.025% of this man's bloodstream was alcohol and the other 99.975% was pure Goof Juice

[@JesseP189]

Dude got interviewed by the secret service and had no idea

[@Mordecrabs]

That’s a hella of a story to tell to his friends

[@Mordecrabs]

That’s a hella of a story to tell to his friends

[@commanderuseless1685]

@@Mordecrabs That's a hella of a story to tell to his friends

[@Ihavepinkeye]

​@@Mordecrabsi like ur name and pfp

[@Hero0451]

That’s a hella of a story to tell to his friends

[@iiantixsocial]

Dude is SMASHED out of his mind. That's severely dangerous levels of intoxication that he'd need medical attention. He's probably blacked out too, will wake up in the morning not knowing what happened

[@dancinkayley]

as someone who's worked in an adult ED, 0.252 is rookie numbers unfortunately 😅 highest number I've seen in someone conscious was like 0.45, highest number overall 0.6 (patient was in ICU by that point). People who drink a lot of alcohol regularly can be walking around with absurdly high blood alcohol levels

[@Mr12Relic]

They had to discontinue breathalyzers in bars because college students kept trying to get high scores.

[@Mick-mi7zg]

Brother. This dude could serve in Wisconsin. It ain’t right but this just isnt Wisconsin smashed.

[@joeyj6808]

I got my DUI with a .240, which is blackout drunk. Not fun in any way, shape or form. You'd think that would have taught me not to do that, wouldn't you?

[@GhostiGrotesque]

@@joeyj6808oh my god please tell me you did learn something lmao

[@kaik168]

Without having his ID to see, I don't doubt the officers thought Wayne Whacker was a random name the guy made up.

[@stevencooper4422]

His parents must've hated him lol

[@stiffweiner918]

3:25 theirs no way this cop’s ripping the vape rn

[@aaron_vdp]

Maybe he was testing the breathalyzer 😂

[@MathiasG1512]

the vaping epidemic in this country is so sad

[@rektspresso7288]

He was speaking into his radio you goofball

[@masonp8044]

He was talking on his radio

[@stiffweiner918]

@@rektspresso7288that’s what I initially thought too, maybe he had a smaller mic but no, he pulls it out of his pocket, puts in his mouth, and back in

[@Rachel-jn7hh]

5:44 The secret service's reaction to "two beers" is gold lmfao

[@ppolarnight]

literal "😐😑🙄🫴"

[@zypher8677]

I was just about to mention that. He was like, "You gotta be kidding me with this guy." lol

[@timecrashv5wu709]

7:44

[@svmmyb0i220]

I laughed so hard at that

[@pvjm]

Was looking for this comment 😂😂

[@larsmunchkins2688]

His facial expressions when trying to follow the light look like an animation loop from LA Noire waiting for you to challenge his fool proof alibi

[@BunnieSmalls]

My fav game, so accurate 👏

[@user-os7ec4dm8x]

I hope they release a Wayne Wacker DLC pack.

[@jaydentr6275]

The situation situation is a situation

[@ic0nic707]

Sit situation situation si s situation

[@norboru7204]

The crazy

[@cartergomez5390]

The situation turned into a situation

[@Alexathecatyt]

?

[@Dayman98]

Aye ‘the [situation] situation is [descriptive clickbait word]’ is so overly milked but i guess it gets views

[@DRTYLKZ1230]

This is my favorite video I've ever watched by you. Your commentary is spot on. 😂 Wacker was definitely trying to make up a school name but couldn't do it. Amazing.

[@yourleftbumcheek]

I love the way the secret service interviewer gave that look to the rest of his crew as if to say "is this guy kidding me right now?" after getting the response from the guy saying he had 2 beers, it was perfectly comedic edit: he gives multiple looks at people like he's in a sitcom lmao

[@hopelessromantic3786]

I do that to people whenever weird stuff goes down. I need reassurance someone else is seeing what I'm seeing. I've never considered how it would look on camera until I saw him making the same face.

[@burp2019]

also the guy's face when he said he had no weapons then said he had guns lmao

[@Daniel-fi2kw]

Bro is probably not used to drunk people... lowkey looking at the cops for help, and the cops training is just straight faced, open answered questions so they don't know how to do the secret service. poor guys first day in the field XD

[@Daniel-fi2kw]

@@hopelessromantic3786 Cops are trained to do exactly the opposite of that

[@AppalachianMountaineer1863]

Had vibes similar to Parks and Rec or The Office

[@S1rD4niel]

7:41 You can actually hear the officer laugh to himself here. Drunk driving is absolutely no laughing matter but I can’t blame the policemen for chuckling at the absurdity when a FBI agent is forced to come along to ask questions about alignment to extremist groups to a guy that is just so plainly hammered out of his mind

[@evangaudet]

****secret service. Not FBI.

[@EleGoesHard]

@@evangaudet probably was FBI before becoming SS, they usually are or higher up intel branches in the military.

[@DiabloDaSlaya]

​@@evangaudetsame diff biff

[@MERNOXOPHLAM]

@@evangaudetthanks smartypants idk what we’d do without you

[@kostantza1]

Those encounters are what he'll tell his grandkids one day

[@BallisticKanin]

5:43 I love how he says two beers and the agent just throws his hand up like "get a load of this guy"

[@premier9435]

Charlie... no one suspects Clark Kent of being Superman because no one thinks Superman has a secret identity, everyone knows he lives in the fortress of solitude and that he's invincible, there's no reason for him to have a secret identity, he's just Superman

[@dmc0015]

As a recovering alcoholic who was incredibly fortunate to find sobriety before imploding like this, this man was in no way in a headspace to make up a school name. A handful of times (thankfully never while driving) I hit that level of binge drinking and it’s terrifying and humiliating to sober up and then realize that there are moments you vaguely remember from the night before, hope are dreams, but know they aren’t. This has all of the hallmarks of a relapse given more than 10 years passed before this incident and a previous OWI incident. I’m glad no one was hurt and I hope he gets whatever help and support that he needs.

[@evamerida7830]

Amen. God Bless you! only empathy i seen in these comments. americas chosen a war on drugs as the approach to all our drug issues but the solution is love and help and resources for men like him who so clearly just need professional help

[@matKilla9801]

He definitely lost his job at the school with that Felony conviction though. Can't imagine that'd help for his sobriety, or financial ability to get help.

[@SolidSnake240]

​@@evamerida7830To be fair, drunk drivers are pretty universally hated for a reason. Alot of people lost loved ones to them or have been victims themselves

[@05bastille]

Yeah, he sounds like a fun, chill guy too, i mean obviously he isn’t the angry-drunk type, so that says something about his character… i just wish we didn’t have to meet him as a drunk driver, it feels a bit like a waste of his character and humor.

[@firesonic1010]

​@@SolidSnake240 there's that, and also the fact that drunk driving is universally seen as being a VERY stupid thing to do, and as such, those that partake in it are generally seen as having poor judgement.

[@brandonguild1666]

I grew up in Milwaukee. As soon as you said that is where it happened, yep checks out

[@Kirbykibby]

It checks out for wisconsin in general, we're the either the third or 5th drunkest state. 5 of our cities are the top drunkest cities in the U.S. it's sad

[@brandonguild1666]

@@Kirbykibby Yeah it's actually insane now that I moved to another state looking back. How normal it is. Can't say I didn't have some fun times though.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Man is a traitor to Milwaukee's Best.

[@unarcher2630]

I'm in milwaukee reading your comment

[@JJ-fg2wd]

Interior crocodile alligator

[@silly_lily6241]

7:29 is my favorite momoent. that TINY edit of just the waterdrop sound is so hilarious as the cop calmly looks where it went

[@SirHurricane_]

Code blue cam is one of the better body cam channels. Would recommend

[@ChildishGambeaner]

​@@SirHurricane_ agree. Their most subtle edits get me every time lol

[@Cat-That-Jams]

“Wayne Wacker” sounds like a Fortnite POI

[@FillyK80]

5:43 The Secret Service man's face when Wayne said he had 2 beers! 🤣 They always say "I only had two beers"

[@officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408]

One of his drinks could have been spiked... with 8 or 9 oz of liquor. The bar is unlikely to serve someone already drunk, too. I hope they take the investigation to the bar. They could bear some responsibility here.

[@benoliver5593]

​@@officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408 makes me think of that episode of IASIP where they put rum or whiskey in the beer.

[@nhedd0s839]

​@officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408 the tooth fairy could have spiked his drinks as well!!

[@kostantza1]

@@officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408 First of, amazing username🤣Second no, I know it's incredible, but people do get shitfaced on beer all the time. I don't know either.

[@flor.3z304]

A million beers and a car and I’m set

[@Re1nhard]

amen

[@Hawishh]

Yeah too bad there’s only… one beer left.

[@jammyg1779]

@@Hawishh Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf

[@Redpacman13]

@jammyg1779 tempt me, do a number on the label

[@Xn-kh3jk]

You're set for the rest of your life.

[@Evanz111]

11:59 - I half expected the breathalyser to just explode

[@madraccoon5934]

The headlines could have been so much better. Drunk driver with the name of "Wayne Wacker" continued the "Viking World tour" bucket list on his shirt with an American trip by driving the wrong way on the freeway after leaving a gay bar downtown. Kamala Harris was so impressed, she had to drive by to see it for herself while enjoying a bottle of wine and kackling until she realized Wayne Wacker was not a DEI or Bridge Hire at the school he worked at as a teacher. 😂

[@deKay1016]

I laughed so hard when he said “but I wasn’t driving!” After the cops gave him a ride off the highway to do the tests

[@dwafawdafsadaw]

¨so this goober was driving the wrong way and almost hit kamala harris¨ is a sentence that id never thought id hear, not even from The Highness Entity of All Charlie

[@willowd0ll]

the way the secret service guy keeps jimming the bodycam is so funny this is literally a scene from a tv show

[@garvysgarage]

Charlie’s storytelling abilities are truly highlighted in this one.

[@largemargeog1023]

1:49 “Doesn’t matter.” 4:00 A gay bar downtown? “😎 yeah, yeah.” 4:43 “What?” 5:41 Man rolls a critical failure on the charisma check. 5:57 Fails the sobriety test 6:41 “What?” 6:57 Accurate medical assessment 7:37 “A what?!” 8:25 A moment Secret Service didn’t train for. 8:39 Suspect encourages the interrogation. 11:22 Cops also want to make sure water is wet. 11:42 Cops actually believed him.

[@toku_u]

Even though it's obvious he's drunk they still gotta do the PBT, not so much the field tests but it's standard operating procedure

[@Cyzm1c]

"Suspect encourages the interrogation." 😂😂😂😂

[@largemargeog1023]

@@toku_u Yeah, and they have to build a solid case because criminal defense lawyers are very good at fighting these DUI cases. It makes sense; it’s just hilarious in this instance.

[@CarpeNutella]

My mother was just in the ICU for a stroke and it's amazing how many of the stroke tests are very similar to DUI tests. I mentioned this to a nurse and she said alcohol and blood clots in the brain cause similar deficits. Mom had to do the follow the pen with only your eyes, raise one leg and hold it, etc. I'm glad to say her faculties improved over the course of three days and she's home now. Charlie's videos helped me break up the monotony of living in a hospital for 3 days. 😂

[@ferretyluv]

Concussion tests are like that too. I had to follow a pen, repeat back words, keep my balance, etc. Good for your mom, btw. Stroke treatments have gotten so much better. A family friend had a stroke and she was never the same.

[@Oddlifter]

My dad had a stroke too and can’t use his right side. We’re hopeful and pushing for him to eventually be placed in a rehab facility that supports strokes to give him the best chance at recovery. Those hospital stays can be tough but the quality time is always good to have. Take it one step at a time ❤

[@confusedDruid]

I'm glad to hear her condition is improving, and hopefully she keeps getting better and better throughout her recovery! I love that I can actually report the spam bot too, because this definitely looks like bullying and harassment

[@ABHI-dl4dc]

God bless your mother hope she get well soon ❤

[@ferretyluv]

@ My grandpa had a stroke and was hemiplegic. He lost his marbles, didn’t recognize me, and died miserable at home. I’m just saying, hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

[@camillasaietz4856]

Nooo you cut the best part! Oblivious Wayne being asked about his possible interest in assasins, terrorists and murder. It was pure gold 😂

[@Cadence__1700]

How is that pure gold? Do u like people who kill others or something?

[@Cadence__1700]

How is that pure gold? Do you take a possible interest in people like that?

[@DarkysLPs]

@@Cadence__1700 The Humor in that is that this guy was drunk off his balls being accused of Terrorism, it's funny.

[@verdictz7231]

@@Cadence__1700 are you dumb

[@camillasaietz4856]

@Cadence__1700 what?!? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever 🤯

[@sirBumpyCase]

His facial expressions during the HGN test had me dead 💀

[@25wamn]

7:45 hahaha the look on the secret service guy after get response that Wacker has a gun in his house

[@Alexd19999]

Lmao he broke the 4th wall

[@lordbaja8265]

that look had me dead 💀 tf was so funny

[@AndersonSherwood-nn2dx]

Bro was shocked

[@SharkBait19904]

Wayne "I had two beers" Ok Wayne was that one at the bar or your house and one in your car? He is so drunk he doesn't know where he was or even where he is. He is going to wake up with a hangover over and in a cell with no idea how he got there.

[@CarpeNutella]

Two beers and falling down at his body weight is so laughable. I admire the officers' professionalism 😂

[@CarpeNutella]

Maybe he put the other 16 beers up his butt at "the gay bar downtown" like what kind of weird-ass answer was that.

[@Glubtubis_Wepal69]

I think it was 22

[@keithmichael112]

Two beers is the standard response. Sounds reasonable to the drunk mind

[@KrypticSpiderMan]

Bro is gonna wake up to find out he almost killed a presidential candidate☠️

[@crayvd8229]

Wayne Wacker sounds like a childish insult Homelander would call the dude who brings him coffee in the morning

[@RealWatch1]

12:02 i love his enthusiasm. you can only get that from a drunk lad

[@sketchycat6223]

9:46 The “follow with just your eyes” followed by him immediately moving his entire head is priceless

[@Solarspy]

“Am i doin it right?” 😭🙏

[@whoahdude9742]

I could not contain myself when he did it twice

[@erich_ika]

"oooh just my eyes ok" ... * moves head again *

[@mr.m4524]

That is the least intimidating secret service agent in existance. Bro looks like he wants to talk about our Lord and savior and then sell me a book or something.

[@deadlineuniverse3189]

Don’t joke about aggressive sellers. Everyone underestimates them until Leon the Mall Kiosk Sale Man free samples you in the face.

[@isaacclinton7934]

Well it is a Kamala agent. Diversity and all.

[@MrBen595]

You’d be surprised. A lot of secret service are built like that. In order to get into secret service you basically have to be a Boy Scout so the agent interrogating him is pretty much what your getting when thinking when it comes to the secret service

[@JamesStakem5]

Wayne Wacker almost wacked Kamala Harris what 💀

[@ericgolightly8450]

​@Ronnie_mcfloyd9Man please go outside

[@llamapi3]

He had a higher chance of winning

[@ericgolightly8450]

@llamapi3 Ouch 🔥

[@mushroomjesus2068]

He could be the president !

[@268_3]

Our reality is manifesting in an attempt to repair its timeline.

[@VincentCastaneda96]

The look that secret service agent gave when he said he only had two beers has me rolling 🤣

[@siggyxlegiit]

Wayne’s face at aimbot following that pen. Better tracking than pro players on cod

[@resin_8]

1:15 Miller light is the actually the greatest beer...for those who don't want to drink too much. By the time you finish one, you won't be in the mood for drinking anymore.

[@jrelyea828]

True and valid

[@Mr_Golf7852]

It works so well I can’t even finish one

[@davidjames2659]

Well played.

[@CubeGodd]

Miller Light: Protecting the roads by making the worst tasting beer ever.

[@tfmbeastmode1623]

Stop with this miller lite slander🥲

[@Cardboard_Chicken]

0:52 *"Wayne Wacker sounds like a superhero who jeeks off villains at dangerously high velocities until they give up"* That honestly sounds like Reverse Flash more than anything else

[@LuciferWrld999]

It was me, barry. Thats still one of the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[@elliflame13]

Imagine committing crimes on purpose just to get jacked off 💀

[@amayasonubi2325]

ngl “jeeks” is taking me out for some reason😭

[@collinthegamer510]

@@amayasonubi2325holy shit

[@dnegrete3736]

Thawne stop it’s sore!

[@ihasarm9772]

The idea that he's only had 2 drinks makes this so much funnier

[@thomasbelen1966]

That break the fourth wall Jim Halpert look after "yeah, I do" was priceless.

[@isaiahjohnson7427]

When you are just a chill guy but the secret service keep asking you questions about the vice president

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

That Secret service agent was definitely getting ticked off and seemed to finally give up by the end of it

[@barachurch9724]

love wisconsin. love living here and sharing breathing air with mr. wacker

[@HomikaGaming]

Same here. We're all proud :D

[@G4YH8R]

those sobriety tests had to just be for their entertainment lmao

[@333xsd2]

as someone from milwaukee when they said milwaukee 100 percent everything made sense. from the drunk driving, the miller lite, and the gay bar it's too accurate for my state im dead.

[@SnowyViews]

exactly what i was thinking, this is common here lmao

[@jameson1239]

6:21 to be fair your either admitting to attempted assassination on the vice president of the United States or drunk driving I’m certainly choosing the latter option

[@bow5.]

honestly yeah. safer bet lmao

[@The0nlyy]

Hahaha facts, compared to the former charges a DUI seems laughable

[@lilmaple072]

Code Blue Cam is so underrated, the editing quality and insight the channel offers is super high quality

[@smashingmolko]

"Where's your I.D Sir?" (Opens sun visor) "Not in there is it?" (Shrugs and opens a glove box) "Not in there." (Points at glove box again) OoOoh he's tryin'!

[@markduncanspencerjr.]

to think the kids at school are gonna be like "guys look moist reacted to mr wacker" is so fucking funny🤣🤣

[@darianbarber3763]

The kids wont wonder why there's a substitute for the rest of the year

[@DRealPk3]

imagine thinking kids watch this dude lol

[@Johnmarston676ybo]

@OVOJacob3 6/10 rage bait

[@Kevin-if6vp]

"Do you know what the legal limit is to drive here in the state of Wisconsin, Wayne?" "No" "It's 0.08, okay?" "I PASSED!"

[@destructivespirit7079]

Bro was hoping he cooked up a high score

[@naiee6526]

2:27 "Wayne having a wack attack" lmao

[@geezertalk]

"well I'm not driving" this guy is all 1 liners 🤣🤣

[@isaiahmoore1211]

The fact that he's gay and his name is wayne wacker couldn't be more perfect.😂

[@Mster_J]

What’s more concerning is that he allegedly teaches children

[@2dents513]

​@Mster_J why would that be concerning?

[@Mster_J]

@ because he could be a bad influence. He has already been caught drinking and driving

[@2dents513]

@Mster_J Well, it said he was a professor. Maybe he works at a college, hopefully.

[@shirogami4224]

​@@Mster_J Tbf he could be a great teacher when sober.

[@asaugh]

a “bit” hammered

[@bkettrick]

Yeah man, he was a little bit super fucked up.

[@WeAre1Legion]

Bro looks like he got a box full of hammers dropped on him lmao

[@HookersAndCoke]

Just a tad

[@sirskellington5483]

A teeny-tiny bit shit-faced, even.

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

This is literally that meme I saw on Twitter of a group of guys going “Are you high?” “I… I think am?” And then seeing Kamala Harris open the front door- “KAMALA HARRIS??”

[@venomoussocks1017]

I just imagined her repeating her name like a Pokémon

[@arsenalx7]

Link??

[@ag4p]

the descartes one is funnier

[@MonsieurFeshe]

"Dude, are you real?" "I... I think I am?" "Thanks actually some pretty solid evidence" "RENE DESCARTES!?!?"

[@xmarilynnnx]

9:47 his head snapping so fast then the "am i doing it right?" 😂😂

[@Dwolfe656]

3:58 some juicy lore

[@Text-y4i]

Speaking of juicy lore, you should look up Snout Cedar 🤣 Funniest sh** EVER 😂

[@Ross-sb9og]

DD’s always only have two drinks! My dad had a horrible problem when I was in high school, some days he wouldn’t remember to pick me up or worse, showed up drunk and refused to let me drive us home. He’s been sober for a year or two now and I’m so proud of him. PLEASE DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!

[@dinealone0]

right? it’s so funny how it’s ALWAYS two 💀

[@ToasterStronkle]

Man it actually hurts how many similarities I see between Wayne and my dad. Thankfully my dad’s a smart enough guy to not drive under the influence but even on the couch it’s crazy how similar the pattern of speech is.

[@jaytotheareokay]

I'm jealous bro. My dad has already decided he's going to die from drinking, none of us can convince him to stick around if he has to be sober about it.

[@illestvillain1971]

My grandfather was in AA for over 35 years and had a halfway house. He wasn't able to be the dad he should've been for my mother and her siblings, but was an awesome grandad and made up for it in the end. It's a serious addiction and illness that destroys families. The best scenario in some regard is being showered in shame as a result of your actions that forces you to reframe your life and go clean. Happy for your dad's progress, I can't imagine what that was like for you growing up though.

[@Cadence__1700]

Right!? And there's bots in this comment section making fun of it and they're getting 8k likes or more! You should get that many likes because you actually take this seriously, and tbh, this vid raises awareness to drunk driving, but dno, people don't take anything seriously. He could've killed someone and the comments would make puns about it. I can't imagine how hard it as for u to grow up in that environment. I hope you're doing better now 😢💛

[@DW-th4xi]

Imagine how surreal it is to be a blitzed old man in the middle of a freeway and get a Secret Service agent to flash his credentials at you

[@johnnyhunter]

Doubtful he remembers any of that anyway.

[@invaderghostkungfu]

Imagine how relieved the Secret Service guys were. Some dude starts driving at your motorcade down the wrong side of a highway viaduct but he doesn’t shoot at you, turns out he’s just bazonkered and not a terrorist or something.

[@Burnin16]

I think you missed the opportunity to start every of your sentence with wayne wacker 😂

[@Jakal_205]

Pretty sure towards the end the secret service were just asking him random questions just to see what he'd say. Probably the most fun those guys have had all year.

[@anattylight4054]

i’m pretty sure those are standard isec questions. no one is going to say “yes”, but it’s more or less assessing how they say “no”

[@TheGoodCrusader]

Where were you on the date of Dec 12 1909?

[@squirrel_25]

Secret Services- "What's your height and weight?" Wayne- "FAT! HAHAHA🤣🤣

[@aquarianmajo]

😭you should start doing these as a segment like you did with the creepy texts. for 5 years ive been going down this body cam rabbit hole and im still shocked almost every time i see a video.

[@BongwaterWG]

over 20 vehicles guarding her and not a single person actually stopped him from passing her

[@R463R]

That’s what he gets for not doing a monster line in the parking lot of the bar to sober up before driving for safety’s sake. Rookie.

[@zeeochance]

That's sound logic but your eyes give you away. Speaking from experience. 😂

[@BigJohnMCOC]

Lmfao! Amateurs 😂😂

[@meganrose7870]

@@zeeochance you wouldn't get caught in the first place though. he was only pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the road

[@JonahMcD]

i think charlie should react to more of these body cam videos - they’re CRAZY

[@CantTellYou]

Has anybody noticed that Charles has the tiniest lil gloryhole in the middle of his wall? I can’t stop staring at it

[@The_Tomunist]

“Miller Lite is the worst beer ever” bold statement, when Keystone Light exists lol

[@sambarefoot6563]

Nah Milwaukee's Best is worse by far

[@adrianpayne8698]

I just want the orange can I’ll never stop searching

[@clintonleonard5187]

Bush lite

[@evasiveupgrade]

People out here forgetting bud light exists.

[@OreoHT]

@@evasiveupgrade ikr, i was like, when did that move up in the world?! lol

[@AMonstHer]

"I passed!😁" is SENDING me lmao

[@abbyritt7237]

We have so many drunk drivers here in Wisconsin it's crazy- I've been told by so many visitors that we're the only state that has a bar and a church on every corner (which is also ironic because we're apparently one of the least religious states 😅)

[@branch7628]

Its because the country's major breweries are based there

[@devourerofbread1788]

I live in wisconsin too and yes this is definitely true

[@abbyritt7237]

@@branch7628 also we're a very German state (which is probably why a lot of breweries are based here)

[@axe2grind244]

2 things Buffalo has many of…bars and churches.

[@thejosie]

isn't there no drinking age with parental consent there?

[@cohen8817]

Intoxicated automobile navigator circumstance happens to be bizarrely fantastical

[@curiosityman1194]

A fantastical situation indeed. This moon calf put many innocent souls in danger. Except Kamala

[@KitKat290-zo6us]

He reminds me of an old uncle/grandpa that sit on a recliner all day with a six pack next to it.

[@theOneTrueCactus]

Inebriated motor vehicle operator dilemma turns out to be interestingly unbelievable.

[@toyotatacoma1616]

“Bizarrely fantastical” is such a good way of describing this. It’s a comedy sketch of the highest order.

[@AllTheNuttyBits]

Police officer: “sir, what’s your height and weight?” Wayne Wacker: “fat” 😂

[@yawningpheonix]

Arguing over which beer tastes good is like speculating what kind of bear you could fight.