Willy Wonka Experience Disaster is Crazy

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[@headphonesaxolotl]

I love how the entire internet went "nah, you good" to the actors trying their best and then went ballistic on the group behind this scam.

[@ScooterCat64]

How it should be, I'm sure the actors were expecting an event much better put together

[@purpleflowers8723]

As they should

[@hugehacksman]

They were, there was a script too. When they realised how fucked they were they asked them to imrprovise@@ScooterCat64

[@anecro]

You're saying that as if it's shocking, tf you mean "I love how"

[@ambientcoot8715]

We might be out for everyones blood, but we have standards.

[@Onyxs]

I don’t know what’s more sad. This event, or the fact that 850 people looked at that advertising and said, “yeah that looks legit”

[@mohgates6526]

More then 3 quarter of those people came to Sue after for false advertisment. 100%

[@dhihin7587]

Mate us British just want our kids to shut up so we do the next best thing

[@ReginaDeiFinocchi]

This is what happens when you're bottlefed corn syrup. Honestly you deserve to be scammed if you're this stupid

[@ellalawrence5597]

Sounds about right considering the state of this country if you ask me 😂

[@MakkoriBusto]

They should have kept the set afterwards and made some real movie magic making on the hubs.

[@brianadoesart5195]

From what I've seen, the woman playing the Oompa Loompa there did try her best to make it fun for the kids. Someone managed to get a photo of her looking miserable, but she at least tried

[@soph5525]

Yeah, from what I read in an interview she was really trying her best and felt horrible that the thing was a scam. By the time she saw how bad shit was she had already signed the contract to work there for the event. Edit: The interview was on a site called "the vulture" for anyone interested in finding it.

[@dahat1992]

I feel really bad for her. Imagine showing up for your job, having your boss screw everyone over, and now you're the face of the entire debacle and everyone's making fun of you. That poor woman.

[@B.-T.]

​@@soph5525 I've seen attendees speak out in support of her, she deserved better.

[@___Bruh__]

At least there's a silver lining

[@MrsAnnThropy]

i hope she goes on to do amazing things. that breaks my heart. i can only imagine how she must have felt putting in so much effort for this disaster. it’s giving “saturday morning comic con in the reading room at the local library; meet elsa and spider man!” and it breaks my heart. i’m sure she was excited to perform for kids in such an immersive experience and realized that if she didn’t at least try with every ounce of energy she had, the kids would have an even worse time in this dusty dystopian warehouse

[@Alex-c9h6v]

40 quid to enter a meth lab and meet the phantom of the opera? That’s a damn good deal.

[@tylerm2676]

Don't forget the solo jelly bean and the kids trauma 😂

[@coolkid006]

@@tylerm2676 and the shot of lemonade!

[@rileyn54]

@@coolkid006shit got me dead asf 😂

[@johnchristian7788]

I think kids will actually enjoy this. It there was no unknown villain.

[@Neqzi_]

WHAT IM SAYINNNN

[@the_dankmemer]

Imagine paying $40 expecting an authentic Willy Wonka experience, but instead ending up in a real life backrooms level with a man who lives in the walls.

[@ObjectFreak]

Hey I like back rooms enough to enjoy it

[@prabhav1788]

He’s in the walls

[@thelonesurvivor3955]

​@@prabhav1788 HE'S IN THE GOD-DAMN WAAAALLLS!!!

[@kevinmahaley4916]

@@thelonesurvivor3955blaaaark!

[@SorrowAvenue]

He‘s in the WAAAAAAllss…HE‘S IN THE GODDAMN WAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSS!!!

[@fredu-e3g]

We literally covered this as a case study of false advertising in my commerce class today💀 this is unbelievably laughable

[@airraverstaz]

I'd like to know how gullible some of the people were that purchased tickets. I mean personally, whenever I see something with broken writing and misspelled words to the extent we saw, the first thing that comes to mind is a scammer and at the very least I raise an eyebrow.

[@jampine8268]

​@@airraverstazapparently, most the tickets where sold via a somewhat reputable 3rd party site. So either THEY got scammed as well, or they where part of the scam, neither is a good look for them.

[@Kevin-pr1qw]

How is it false advertising

[@HerrJaeger64]

​@@Kevin-pr1qwthis is satire right?

[@abused_salad9337]

​@@Kevin-pr1qwI didn't hear any "cartchy tuns" so yeah, i'd say that's false advertisement.

[@fishtune]

there's nothing i love more than the "it's the unknown!" then just the immediate cutoff of a child's experience of willy wonka being ruined

[@RileyWritey]

It's the sheer shittiness of it all. The Wonka actor trying his hardest to salvage it, the air vents blasting in the background, the grey walls and flooring, the random ass Unknown character scaring the kids to the point they cry. The whole thing is art.

[@SleepySwing]

w0T is th4t? IT's da un-noun *sips tea* 🍵

[@Instance198]

😢

[@vmavverick]

“it’s the unknown!” “nooooo :(“

[@MarcoGattuso-e2n]

Fun fact sligworth was the village not the unknown

[@memeline4843]

The kids crying over The Unknown has me absolutely dying

[@jessice293]

Like why would you include this!? Haha

[@mrcritical6751]

@@jessice293because the AI script demanded it

[@poopww5378]

@@jessice293because it was part of the AI script There’s a video about the AI script and the AI thought it was writing a movie lol

[@jakecale440]

Even better when you learn his whole villian arc is to steal the anti gravity gobstopper for "unclean" purposes. No joke

[@franciscosaldivar9737]

​@jakecale440 wait what?!?!?! 😂😂

[@TheAdaoo7]

Living in Glasgow and seeing this going from local gossip to news to nationwide to UK wide news to seeing Charlie talking about it is nuts

[@lynden9771]

This is how I felt as someone from West Yorkshire when Wakey Wines was a meme for a bit

[@26wrld]

@@lynden9771for real hahaha even just seeing Yorkshire folk on Charlie’s videos is hilarious

[@Driolo95]

It was Celtic fans you heard it here first

[@Cadkerk]

Charlie wide

[@TheAdaoo7]

@@Driolo95 knew it

[@hazz1337]

You know whats FUNNIER? I have no doubt in my mind, by how that tweet was written, that this guy made that apology tweet on ChatGPT

[@VeryTerrySR]

Have these guys posted anything that wasnt done by robots

[@SaltWaterDrums]

​@@VeryTerrySRConsidering the guy behind this event has also "published" 16 books that he sells on Amazon that are all AI generated gibberish, no.

[@marigalante944]

Dude this guy writes hilariously bad conspiracy books and sells them on AMAZON 😭✋️

[@Therealjimpter]

@@marigalante944by ai

[@Negan9812]

​@marigalante944 probably ai generated hahaha

[@InsaneCaliber]

Charlie actually saying treats instead if the word printed "teats" was the biggest missed opportunity ive ever seen from Charlie.

[@user-xe4rt3dd6t]

A paradise of sweet teats

[@roberthindle5146]

@@user-xe4rt3dd6t A pasaside of sweet teats

[@rotopope]

​A pasadise of sweet teats

[@pacthesir]

😂

[@sforza209]

Yea he even missed pasadise. What an idiot.

[@gum884]

This is literally Krabby Land, that analogy is PERFECT. Like, this is LITERALLY the plot of Krabby Land

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

Vailskibum even made an entire video elaborating the connection between the two!

[@MMMutatedRabbit]

No because even Krabby Land looks more fun than the Willy Wonka experience.

[@NW_Gamer_18]

Mr. Krabs will accept this challenge and in theory will compete to be more of a crazy madman than this event's price.

[@loobert22]

Snake Paul vs Deji 2, redemption in Miami

[@van4195]

at least krabby land had rides

[@shroomyk]

This is one of those things where the kids who attended will grow up and wonder if the whole thing was actually real or some fever dream they had.

[@kurgans]

Fortunately for them the internet catalogues everything now.

[@phishcatt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-os7ec4dm8x]

Probably put them off candy for life...

[@robolearning-gi8il]

If I went I would of been like, mom that sucked can we go to McDonald’s this unknown makes me really want some chicken nuggets

[@FactsandReelsForall]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AngryBoozer]

For non UK residents, Tesco own brand lemonade isn’t just bottom shelf, it’s so low in the shelves, it’s winning limbo tournaments. It’s like $0.50 for a 2L bottle.

[@Luke_]

Using dollars to describe the price of Tesco lemonade is so cursed lol

[@wisdomcoffee]

lol at that price you have to start questioning what the heck it actually is. It might just be lemon scented cleaner with sugar 😂

[@alisona.4166]

@@wisdomcoffee You'd be better off drinking the cleaner

[@matejbosela9093]

​​@@wisdomcoffeewater and citric acid. Water costs like 0.01€/L and citric acid is 1.50€/1kg straight from chem store next door to my work. You use approx 1g per liter, so price is like 0.015€/L TLDR: So 2L costs about 0.05€ excluding packaging, work and distribution. With that included, cost is like 0.10€/bottle. edit: fat-fingered the number in tldr.

[@beckriv9854]

​@@wisdomcoffee I mean you can knock it, but that shit was the shared drink between the group for every single summer afternoon out on the bikes and playing football. Then if for whatever reason one of you had more money you got that sweet, sweet cherryade.

[@dwex39]

This thing made me remember a "Jurassic Adventure" in my home city. It charged me 20 EUROS for 10 to 15 minutes of seeing crappy animatronics, some barely functioning. It was also an empty warehouse with no attempt to decorate, and the music - I kid you not - the music was a 45-second (yep, I timed it) rendition of the Jurassic Park theme. When I arrived at the "gift shop," the only dino-themed items were Chinese knock-offs called Jurassic Farm. The cheapest item was a mug for 15 euros, almost the same price as the ticket. I regret to this day why I didn't demanded my money back after the first 10 seconds when I realized what it was - the worst date I have ever had. Thank you Charlie for this memory.

[@railfandepotproductions]

Any footage of it

[@bignoseman3031]

is that the one with the broken water allosaurus and the t rex with a head that looks like it’s about to fall off at any second?

[@dwex39]

@@railfandepotproductions not that i know off

[@dwex39]

@@bignoseman3031 the velociraptor's boddy was heavy damaged no water dinos it was in my hometown of Porto Portugal

[@Tilaic]

Can't believe ol Charles skimmed right over "pasadise of sweet teats"

[@onlyhannahfans]

The "Cartchy Tuns" Is that got me thoughhh 😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@story__d]

Soon as I seen that I went straight to the comments lmao

[@disguiseddv8ant486]

Charlie is illerate! How died he skript over "sweet teats"?

[@story__d]

@@disguiseddv8ant486 i think it's more the fact that he probably would've gotten a good laugh off of "sweet teats"

[@lethalwolf7455]

There’s just so much to make fun of here if Charles didn’t omit a few things he’d still be recording it 😂

[@ThatsLeoYKnow]

Actually the poster didn't say "a paradise of sweet treats", it said: "a pasadise of sweet TEATS" and frankly I'm dissappointed Charlie missed this important distinction

[@TanukiOkiyo]

Came here to say the same thing!

[@iamdildorbowbeforeme9040]

cry about it

[@ogcoltdog]

pasadise of sweet teats got me rolling on the floor

[@iamdildorbowbeforeme9040]

he's human

[@ryleighs9575]

​@@iamdildorbowbeforeme9040Someone let the Redditor out lol

[@ame-]

1:18 "Cartchy tuns" and "pasadise of sweet teats" has changed my life

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Same to be honest need them on a motivational poster now

[@liyahliyah694]

Honestly that took me out. Like not even one person proof read that garbage?😅😂

[@Lieutenant_Matrix]

Who doesn’t love some sweet teats? 😏

[@MrShipBuff]

@@Lieutenant_Matrix ayo? 🤨🤨🤨

[@Viko1901]

What the hell is « cartchy tuns » supposed to mean in the first place??

[@WhyYouLookingHereBoy]

The fact that some people around glasgow, scotland really saw one of the most fake ass ads that is clearly made by ai, and just said "yeah this looks good"

[@invinity1990]

"oi mate this lewks fokkin tight, I swear on me mom"

[@Benjiboye]

@@invinity1990thats not how scots speak at all😭 never in my life has someone said to me “oi mate”

[@hazeltoffel243]

Isn't that more what you say when you want to mock an Australian?

[@kopokopo20]

@@hazeltoffel243 that's what i thought as an australian lmfaoo

[@Ark4n_7761]

​@@invinity1990Thats England

[@callumwoodward1591]

That one photo of the lady is becoming one of my favourite memes. Never has there been a photo that can describe the mood of a situation more this.

[@marcin8865]

Same bro, same

[@ShinRyujinAkingIniirog]

Walter White's apprentice

[@MitoNova583]

@@Wonder907it's apparently not, she's just some person who wanted to make the kids happy even after learning how god awful of a deal she had ended up signing up on

[@legion2k988]

@@MitoNova583Totally. She did the best she could with the cards she was dealt. I give her a ton of credit for not just quitting.

[@XavvBavv]

a singular jelly bean is crazy, imagine hearing your parents say that you are going to a willy wonka chocolate factory experience and getting a singular jelly bean and fuck all lemonade

[@audiovisualcringe]

at that point they should have just pissed in the cups

[@hope-cat4894]

Why a single jelly bean? Were they really so cheap that they couldn't give a child a small pack of jellybeans? 😂 Do they not have dollar stores in Scotland? Is chocolate hard to get in Glasgow? At least give the kids a pack of M&Ms or even a single Hershey Kiss to keep the chocolate theme! 🍫

[@XavvBavv]

@@hope-cat4894 exactly, like a pack of mini m&m's would be hundreds of times better, but then again all the marketing materiel was ai made so what could you really expect?

[@Pl4sm4Ro4ch]

ive seen packs of 100 pieces assorted chocolate boxes for $30 ... amazing really

[@Hephaestus_God]

Hey.... Don't diss the lemonade

[@nothinpurrsonal]

Kids being disappointed and scared is pretty accurate to the original plot though tbh

[@werdnagnail151]

idk about disappointed

[@junelibee]

@@werdnagnail151I mean, all but one child was mutilated or killed? I feel like as one of the children, that would be at least semi-disappointing

[@snoipergaming]

The oompa loompa actors being depressed fits with the movie too

[@booleah6357]

Historically accurate Wonka experience.

[@AdamDimitrijevic]

From what I remember the children wasn't allowed to eat the treats too? One drank the chocolate milk and drowned from it. One had a candy that made them blow up like a balloon. Even Charlie and his grandad had a sweet and almost floated into fan blades?

[@psychoticgiraffe]

"The Unknown" Is actually incredible, even if this was a miserable experience, that character by itself is genuinely intriguing.

[@DJ-wl5qo]

He’s in the walls

[@arturocavendish6859]

Lore drop!

[@ModuliOfRiemannSurfaces]

“The Unknown” is the bit that makes this into an actual Always Sunny episode. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😭

[@sp3ckedout224]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Maplefairy777]

The little kids “Mooooooooommm” sounds like a sound bite from the show 🤣🤣

[@ghostrune942]

I’ve been crying laughing for the last 20 minutes just thinking about “The Unknown”. It’s so absurd and out of place 😂

[@GG-ou7it]

New SCP just dropped

[@ModuliOfRiemannSurfaces]

@@GG-ou7it I just realized the chocolate factory does have SCP vibes with all the reality-warping shit

[@wolfmayner6274]

On google, I found that the guy who did this event is also known for two other things: collecting toys for some sort of donation and then cancelling the event (ie. stealing children's toys), and also for being the author of 17 AI-generated self-published novels which he passes off as being his own work. Seems like this guy is just an all-around scammer who's using AI to push the boundaries of scamming. It's weird, this whole event seems like more trouble than it's worth if you just wanted to scam people for money. It almost seems like a publicity stunt, like he wanted this story to blow up.

[@beeball99]

as a writer, that ai generated ''novel'' thing really cuts deep. this guy needs to face some serious consequences for what hes doing

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@beeball99 You won't stop me from making endless AI-generated children's books lmao

[@Mrhellslayerz]

​@@MK_ULTRA420If this event is anything to go by, people will realize how AI has almost nothing to fight against abuse by bad actors. This shit WILL be regulated one way or another.

[@cavaliothorson7755]

​@@beeball99 I agree it's lowdown scummy stuff and it's f*c**ng infuriating when these idiots use ai to publish books.

[@wolfmayner6274]

@@beeball99 Apparently the books are shit and you can very much tell they're written by AI, if that makes you feel any better. Guy is a scum bag.

[@PaganPolska]

Honestly I feel more bad for the kids than the parents. Imagine being told you're gonna take a fun trip to Willy Wonkas factory and this is what you arrive to. If I were one of those kids I would be heartbroken.

[@alexshinra6722]

According to posts alot of children where crying when they arrivied.

[@yulb.allwright]

Well they didn’t pay, I’d imagine they’ll be fine.

[@NationX]

They were looking forward to Krabby the Clown but got Cheapy the Cheapskate

[@Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl]

Agree

[@cinderellaskeleton6720]

​@@yulb.allwrighti also didn't pay some one to call me fat, it still fuckin sucks to go through

[@jazzabighits4473]

The madman even apologised with a chatgpt apology.

[@jessicacarranza4010]

Wow 😒🙄🤦‍♀️

[@jazzabighits4473]

@@jessicacarranza4010 That "apology" doesn't seem like it was written by a human.

[@ahmedaliyu1495]

Realife Mr Crabs

[@bclynch30]

I just love the pic of the woman behind the table with the Breaking Bad kind of equipment. She looks either high on whatever Wonka’s cooking up or she wants to drown in the chocolate river. Not that I want her to be miserable but it looks like a no context pic

[@HungerGamesFan88]

if it were just the image on its own, it would be a classic cursed image

[@daridari9209]

😂😂😂

[@Code7Unltd]

>no context pic Well, someone on 8chan had fixed below that famous 'depressed Oompa-Loompa' a quoted 4chan post stating "if you only knew how bad things really are." Honestly seems like a poignant quote for the picture.

[@hannahlou3406]

​@@Code7Unltd🤓☝️

[@Hugsloth]

The image of the miserable oompalady will far outlive this story

[@MrRyanlennie2005]

I live in Glasgow, Scotland and I’ve never been more proud.

[@bassetts1899]

When Glasgow makes the news it's never good

[@daveyishere55]

Me too mate

[@McTash100]

Wonkas make Glasgow

[@MakkoriBusto]

I'm searching up oompa loompa action on the hubs. Lollipops

[@g-manfreezer1998]

You’ve summoned us.

[@huntercool2232]

I’m really glad the actors who were hired weren’t blamed for the scam by the victims or even the majority of the Internet. They had no idea how terrible the event would be, and were just there because they were hired to play a role. I’ve seen quite often people who were scammed be rightfully angry, but take it out on the wrong people who had nothing to do with it. Glad this wasn’t one of those cases and people acknowledge the actors tried their best! Just hate that now their names and faces are associated with this catastrophe.

[@Mrhellslayerz]

Sadly, none of the actors weren't paid. But I do agree, the internet is weirdly ok with being spiteful karens to artists who're just doing their jobs.

[@Suarez05]

I Mean, It's HARD for me to feel bad for Fake Willy Wonka after he literally got Exposed by his Ex for being a Gr00mer.

[@mikewlazlinski4309]

​@@Suarez05 Links to articles, aka provide receipts.

[@brandongervais4694]

​@Suarez05 sadly we live in the age of "exposing people without proof" its bad. Not saying the guy didnt do it, but i dont believe anything without proof. Everyone is getting fake accusations lately.

[@RockYoMama]

@@Suarez05me when I lie

[@faze_garbage6673]

7:30 not just any lemonade, tescos own brand lemonade. A 2 litre bottle literally costs 70p at the moment!

[@sexymothman9620]

my favorite part is the fact that the script was directing the actors to do actual, literal magic

[@tiamystic]

Mines was the script dictating the audience reaction

[@shuichisaihope398]

Wait really??

[@FMSkyLoL]

@@shuichisaihope398 Yes and they were only allowed to give ONE SINGLE jelly bean to the kids lmao

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

​​@@FMSkyLoL oh no, they got even better than that. They got one jelly bean AND an small cup of lemonade. (Sarcasm)

[@sanji_joestar]

​@@FMSkyLoLthe Oompa loompa lady even said she felt bad and gave children 3 jelly beans instead and that's the best she could do

[@alyssiataylor546]

Approximate budget breakdown: Marketing - $0 Actors - $50 and a bottle of lemonade (to be shared with the children) Decor - $43.97 left on a dollar store gift card One (1) bag of jelly beans - $3.99

[@balance2599]

Event organizer pockets - $2440 Where am I going wrong?? Someone please give advice!!

[@baronials]

there was 850 tickets bought so it’s closer to $34,000 💀

[@harvze2]

Its in UK. so £34000 = $43000

[@lizzycoax]

@@baronials yeah 34000 made not spend 💀

[@PinkPanther4958]

@@harvze2you do realise that Americans are so patriotic they can change our currency for us

[@animeliker179]

here is one of the worst things.The actors did not get paid at all or any type of reward was issued for them

[@AH-be6bu]

Poor, and extremely unsurprising.

[@Suarez05]

Hard for me to feel for Fake Willy Wonka, He got EXPOSED as a Gr00mer.

[@Randlelikesdogs]

@@Suarez05he did where

[@irrelevant739]

​@@Suarez05 can you provide a source instead of spreading this everywhere without doing so

[@Coryoutdahouse]

@@Suarez05top 10 things that never happened

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

This is just like that episode of Ed Edd n Eddy where Eddy advertises a fake amusement park to Jimmy, and the second he steps through the doors, it’s literally nothing but an alleyway full of garbage and filth

[@skullpunk475]

Deadass

[@geckohunter123]

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE MENTIONED THIS 😂 Literally the map they make for Jimmy is identical to the concept of AI generated images

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

@@geckohunter123 Lmao yeah

[@hellhound_4286]

i unironically love the unknown. just some schizophrenia candy making creature, making evil dark chocolate. actually peak

[@zenosyeetgalvus]

new onceler

[@HorcraesLuwarin]

@@zenosyeetgalvusdoes tumblr already know about him?

[@maritofuentes4690]

​@HorcraesLuwarin they do And it's only a matter of time before the monsterfuckers find him

[@rowdyriolu1]

@@HorcraesLuwarin oh my god now I want to see The Unknown become a fully fleshed out character

[@bignoseman3031]

⁠@@rowdyriolu1the ghost that haunts willy wonka every 6:00 PM-6:00 AM

[@quoththekraven5911]

That definitely says "A pasadise of sweet teats" which is incredible

[@Derek_Wyld]

lmfao Charlie aint even notice he read it properly XD

[@NicholasW943]

A paradise of sweet teats sounds like a willy wonka themed porno

[@TheBfutgreg]

Who doesn't love some sweet teats

[@ME2shepard]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@gearyae]

The fact they just used an AI generated advertisement with text they never even read is rather disturbing. I feel like there's more to Charlie's suggestion that the whole thing was entirely orchestrated by an AI than we're giving credit.

[@r.jclark4641]

The fact that this event took two of my big hyperfixations, Willy Wonka and Phantom of the Opera, and transformed them into a surreal horrorshow to scam children 😭

[@Tilaic]

How does it feel to have all your dreams come true?

[@Archimedes-v2o]

Lmaoo

[@BreakdancePeach]

Is this an Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy episode?

[@je_om_8519]

There’s a petition to bring back this abomination. I’m kinda intrigued.

[@jessicacarranza4010]

Wow 😒🙄🤦‍♀️😂🤣

[@davidgraham370]

Classic Glasgow humour

[@ArtistUnknownOfficial]

6:15 "The Unknown evil chocolate maker that lives in the walls" had me rolling

[@LukesOffline]

Read this literally as it was said lmfao

[@wesleyhughes4852]

Same here 😂😂😂😂

[@CanteroST]

Same lmao

[@josephsigala6631]

This cant be real because its that hilarious

[@ArtistUnknownOfficial]

@@CanteroST Love your pfp. Looks like frutiger aero aesthetic 🤩

[@stevekoller3314]

The Unknown is literally that "I am in your walls" meme

[@Tom-jy6mc]

It's the intruder from the Mandela Catalog

[@marigalante944]

​@@Tom-jy6mcWHAT IF The Unknown IS The Intruder?!?!?!? 🔥🔥🔥👀👀😱😱😱😎😎😎

[@wolfidessdragondol]

HES IN THE GODDAMN WALLS

[@TomMKW]

the poster actually says 'a paradise of sweet TEATS' not treats. I can't believe charlie just glossed over that

[@FormerVicePresidentDickVeiny]

Pasadise

[@adamofblastworks1517]

It's even worse. It actually says "pasadise" not "paradise."

[@ULTRADJ4EVER]

>misleading colorful and bright AI posters with blatant misspellings >abandoned warehouse setting >creepy lab with creepy and disheveled actors >giving kids one jellybean and 1/4th a cup of lemonade which I'm going to ASSUME isn't drugged >over priced tickets for a beyond sub par experience You cannot convince me this wasn't a child kidnapping operation abandoned halfway through for whatever reason to make it into a terrible theme park scam. I would've taken my child and ran as far away as I could the second I saw this. This is the stuff of nightmares.

[@grunkleg.29691]

Also the use of Willy Wonka specific imagery that's supposed to further lure people in. Though in that case it might've been too powerful a lure for its own good

[@jsml337g05u]

Let's not forget the added scare of "The Unknown" which shows a clearly less than benevolent attitude towards the children, and the 'House of Illuminati' name lol. Creepy af

[@CMP-st5wh]

This was the UK right? Unless the people running it were Pakistani, I doubt it.

[@hannah8719]

I didn't want to be the only one saying this so I didn't leave a comment until I saw yours. A SINGLE jelly bean?? Nah... The "curtains".... The whole vibe of this is so completely wrong.

[@rj8877]

When you put it like that the single jelly bean for the children only is actually really suss 😂

[@KiwiLombax15]

This just made me think immediately of that simpsons line: "Did you see an oompa loompa?" "There was one in a cage...and it wasn't moving"

[@hichaelhighers]

Simpsons called it again

[@gus9797]

- Drab ass warehouse - Bizarre visuals - Singular jellybean Yeah its Killer Bean: The Interrogation

[@KingKandy840]

Apparently the guy that ran it is a known scam artist that has done smaller things to scam people. Hes not sorry that the kids had a bad experience, he is sorry he got caught and got major backlash for it

[@laukpauk6053]

How did he expect not to get caught after setting up this scam?? I mean it was not even a good scam where he just disappeared after

[@JackieChannibal]

Look at the posters. Of course it's a scam. He didn't even bother to fix the typos

[@burgerkingfries4941]

Where source?

[@BIoxPixeI]

Oh hell NO he will not get away this time

[@P-M-B]

He has a website on way back machine where he has a bunch of crazy made up metaphysics degrees, and he has a bunch of books on Amazon that are probably AI generated.

[@Viktorreznov1942]

A bag of jelly beans and cup of lemonade would be laughable, let alone a single jelly bean and quarter cup of lemonade 😂

[@redseven4040]

Literally would have been better to give them nothing at that point.

[@JustWowNick]

ChatGPT would be more charitable than this.

[@BreakdancePeach]

Like they intentionally told chatGPT to make something as bad as possible, then made that text their design document But as funny as an AI event is, Fyre festival still takes it for me solely because it was made by humans. Where an actual human being somehow thought these were good decisions

[@omnientertainment5852]

No, no, no. A single jellybean

[@sawspitfire422]

@@omnientertainment5852 You only read the first 5 words of the comment

[@arbynevermisses]

3:40 as a PoTO fan i genuinely cackled seriously though i kind of wonder how the Willy Wonka actor managed to say his lines with a straight face and not writhe in laughter on the floor

[@Aether-Gazer]

The actor and the miserable woman said that it was really bad

[@bfbuilders]

*spends $40 on a ticket* "you get nothing! you lose! good day sir!"

[@w19ely85]

Under rated comment 😂

[@nuherbleath461]

£40?

[@justgarrygame]

a pound is worth $1.23

[@zkam900]

*£40

[@kopokopo20]

@@nuherbleath461 my jaw dropped when i converted this to aud lmao $80 AUD FOR THIS SHIT??💀

[@cubeman909]

this event really takes the quote "a world of pure imagination" in. the only fun youll have is with your imagination

[@theastralbard8280]

the actor beat you to this joke lol. when interviewed by the news he said the same thing

[@CantTellYou]

Are we sure this wasn’t organized by the guy who did “Fyre Festival”?

[@MultiChrisjb]

It could be just be made by someone's very dull imagination.

[@memescoffee3173]

This feels like an office episode honestly

[@birdmoney]

With more cringe than Scott's Tots

[@matthewbest5421]

Lol I can already picture Micheal in the Willy Wonka costume XD

[@pines3326]

​@@matthewbest5421I can see it now. Michael in a shoddily made Willy Wonka costume that somehow has a beard. Dwight being an overenthusiastic Oompa Loompa trying to get people to come to the place but always ends up scaring them away. Jim, Pam, Oscar and the others silently judging and cringing at the whole spectacle and Kevin stuffing himself with home made chocolate fudge that Michael specifically told him not to eat.

[@tacticalnuke5673]

Glasgow got the Wonky Willy Nightmare 💀

[@otp12thaina]

I want to emphasise he said "Tesco's own brand Lemonade" which means the event organisers went to Tesco (like going to Walmart) and got the cheapest lemonade available lol

[@OneBlueField]

Sparkling water with added sweeteners. Delicious

[@thecinematicmind]

I always thought Asda was more Wal Mart

[@yulb.allwright]

@@thecinematicmind You’d be right to think so, Asda is owned by Walmart.

[@rjg1847]

They couldn’t even fork out a little bit extra for a 2 litre of Schweppes

[@gowanlore2434]

Should of gotten Sprite of R. Whites.

[@kennethgrey7829]

"The Unknown" is the newest killer for DBD ironically. Just realized this has 2.7K likes.... Most I think I've ever had on a one sentence comment.

[@connors3647]

yeah when i heard that Willy Wonka's factory had "the unknown" I genuinely thought they meant the new killer

[@KingOfTheClowns]

dbd is awesome

[@jermasearwig276]

​@@KingOfTheClowns it fucking aint

[@sirshartsalotxvii]

@@jermasearwig276tf is dbd

[@Harribelt]

@@jermasearwig276calm down mate ☠️

[@DrFrunJungler]

My friend took his kid to this, there's already fan made lore of "the unknown"

[@mrcritical6751]

I love how infatuated everyone is with The Unknown

[@yungamurai]

Is your friend pretty thick? All the advertising was god awful fake AI “art” with AI induced spelling mistakes, no actual photos of the location, all done by a company no one has ever heard of who’s website is just more AI garbage. How do you not do a bit of research before spending £70+?

[@walter-vq1fw]

I guess it's the one piece of human made content in this mess

[@i.r.3231]

The Unknown needs more love lol

[@orlitohostosperez9656]

The Unknown also made a face reveal and many guys tried to claim they were The Unknown but it's actually a teenage girl

[@itsumayo]

I like to imagine The Unknown is like some old creepypasta character where if you encounter him, he moves into your walls to make his chocolate

[@TheTyas]

that clip kid saying "noooo" i can feel that

[@A.Radwick]

When I was a kid, my church would throw a Vacation Bible School event every summer. I helped my mom sometimes with the decorations, so I can confidently say that children at a non-profit church event would have been able to put on a better show than this disaster.

[@sequoyahrice6966]

yeah but the church is already literally a scam 200X worse than any of this nonsense in the video.

[@Damoganosaem]

Holy crap VBS fr those shows and decor was so much better than this

[@rainesaysdie863]

My church had a haunted house when I was like 13 and it was miles better than this, and it was supposed to be a money raising thing because the church already was broke as hell, and it was mostly the youths who put it together, and it was so much better than this, genuinely no effort was put in here

[@brendanfields3691]

My church growing up would put on cool events all the time they would rent rides and allot of people would make like almost fair games to play and all free and you still won prizes awsome times great memories

[@greyskymy]

My prinary school's haunted house is better than whatever ScamWonka Land is. The 12 yos will put effort in the decorations, makeup, costumes and give me and my old schoolmates a little scare back then.

[@eekbeatsofficial]

7:53 a tiddlywink of lemonade - Best comment to describe this situation

[@vepr5596]

3:00 This is where I lost it. I'm fucking crying holy shit

[@sp3ckedout224]

What is that? It’s the unknown 😂😂😂😂 some demon ass looking villain, he has no right to be at a Charlie and the chocolate factory event 😭😭😭

[@j6x_3]

gave my self abs w how bad tht shi was😭

[@mimibaka5082]

@@j6x_3crazy

[@CinfulArts]

Reminds me of an event my parents brought me and my brother to when we were kids. It was advertised to be this big superhero event with all sorts of superheroes from Marvel and DC, but when we got there, it was two creepy old dudes in spiderman and batman costumes, a station where you could make a sword out of tinfoil and a bouncy castle that kids were only allowed in for a minute

[@jessicacarranza4010]

That’s sucks for you 💀

[@geoffabbythomas7293]

OH that's absoulute garbage

[@flarezizkool8877]

In what world are you only able to stay in a bounce house for one minOH RIGHT ITS THIS ONE-

[@Jack_Wolfe]

8:45 ai generated apology

[@mathieuleader8601]

the Unknown is like a Courage the Cowardly Dog character or an SCP entry

[@MK_ULTRA420]

I feel like Courage would give him a bar of his favorite childhood chocolate and he'd save Eustace and Muriel from the real villain of the episode after becoming best friends with Courage.

[@ihearttails]

"Return the slab!"

[@MartianFruit]

Watched this unfold live on twitter, it was crazy

[@bellhop_phantom]

Everyone loves the meth lab oompah loompah

[@tanzyvat5834]

The bots and trolls are still going, I see... but yeah, this is the funniest thing that has happened so far this year.

[@ehrichan6726]

@@bellhop_phantomikr and they apparently even made a parody of Mona Lisa art of that poor girl which was shocking

[@bellhop_phantom]

@@ehrichan6726 I've seen several genuinely well made art of the fuckin pretender thing they made up that jumped out from behind a mirror and scared the children

[@Redwildsss]

The place is giving dashcon vibes, you can’t tell me that sad “chocolate river” doesn’t remind you of the ballpit

[@van4195]

STOPPPPPP

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

If you donate towards the oompa loompa’s wages, you get extra time in the chocolate river

[@mikedawolf95]

They actually had a jump tent inflatable. So a slight step above a ball pit

[@Clow0]

I hope no one pissed in the chocolate river

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I don't think the river of viscous brown fluid running out of that ballpit was chocolate.

[@callumsmith4773]

I feel sooo sorry for Meth oompa loompa, bless her tried her best now the most unflattering photo of her ever is viral

[@Poisonousivie]

forreal 😭 like who would ever look good in the wig?!

[@santiastronomo]

And now her most unflattering name is viral too

[@SaritaWolf]

Apparently she was really trying her best to make the experience better for the kids too. They ran out of jellybeans halfway through and had to start rationing before eventually running out. She and the other actors apparently just threw out the scripts after a few run throughs and were just doing their best.

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

yep

[@sethrowley8086]

Actually because this is Scotland it’s probably heroin rather than meth

[@Fawstah]

I lowkey love that ai was involved so much. And because the person didn't care in the slightest it showed ai's flaws spectacularly, rather than the insanely cherry picked ai content we usually see.

[@hotel_arcadia]

Willy Wonkus & The AI Factory

[@Rescultir]

Anything in the wrong hands will never look good so of course it's going to look like trash. I don't think you realize how far AI has come, we've been using AI for years but now we've given AI the ability to think for itself but not to the extent you see in movies, yet and you can't stop it from advancing

[@cajunking5987]

Love seeing people made that AI is better than them lmao

[@cybertruckeralpha]

Spoken lines are, likewise, insanely cherry-picked in movies and TV. We should ban actors.

[@bruhb7611]

@@cybertruckeralpha AI bro detected. Actors and writers are actually self aware, which is something an AI can’t do. Hell it probably doesn’t know what script it is writing outside of plagiarism.

[@WorldsGreatestDetective88]

I heard about this on the radio while on the freeway. The hired actors for this were given a script and told to memorize it THE NIGHT BEFORE, to which they said we can't. And then they said, "Just improvise"

[@siriusraycraft5263]

I literally do improv and would struggle what the fuck 😂

[@buttbuttson737]

Knowing that, I wonder if "Unknown" is really the bad guy's name, or if the actor just thought of that because he couldn't remember it.

[@BJGvideos]

The Wonka actor said that his script was incomprehensible AI generated garbage

[@ParrotsAccount]

@@BJGvideosi read your comment as that part happened on the video lol

[@jaydub2546]

​@@siriusraycraft5263 How would you struggle? Literally just play willy wonker it's not hard, don't need a script just watch the film lol

[@Ajiponferret]

As much as I feel bad for kids that was scammed, I feel like parents should have caught the obvious scam. The poster obviously looked fake without knowing the existence of AI. I'm honestly more impressed that the scammers actually took time to setup props and rented warehouse.

[@IncubiAkster]

Gotta do the bare minimum to not get a lawsuit.

[@xwannabeetinkerbellx]

I have so much to catch up on with Charlie videos and this is just the best 😂 Those poor children

[@tavinprice2310]

Something about them having a creature called The Unknown literally only a few days after Dead By Daylight unveiled their new killer, The Unknown, is incredibly ironic Edit: Let me specify, the irony comes from the fact that the weird AI generated version of "the unknown" is not too far off from what dbd's The Unknown is supposed to represent

[@twoturtlesinabathtub]

Exactly my first thought too lmao

[@pll3827]

Think the AI picked up on it and put it in?

[@12Eggs_in_aDish]

AI became the entity 😭​@@pll3827

[@kavalogue]

Absolutely. Probably been spikes in people searching the character ​@@pll3827

[@Believer3_]

Because that's what AI expects humans to be scared of 'the unknown'... not the character but just 'the unknown' in general

[@henryhargraves4184]

I would pay a kidney for a complete unedited raw footage of the entire thing.

[@missyelliot6237]

I’ll go half in on that kidney with you

[@x_rhi_x2772]

I think you did get footage of the entire thing...the oompah loompa actress said the experience took around 2 minutes to cpmplete

[@Katherine_xs]

😂😂😂

[@henryhargraves4184]

@@x_rhi_x2772 I’m looking for a cinematic experience en par with Christopher Nolan’s dark knight haha

[@OnlyPolos]

$40 to see Billy Bonkers and the Vanilla Factory, I see no issues here.

[@Accobea]

Lmaoooo

[@haydenhouts]

LMAOOOOOOO PIN THIS CHARLIE!! @penguinz0

[@mugcake3539]

@@AccobeaI just wanna say I really love your profile pic! Where did you find it? 🙂

[@Accobea]

@@mugcake3539 thank you so much! I created it with one of those avatar creation websites that were going around a few years ago. I’ll see if I can find the name for you!

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

The vanilla power plant

[@thomasobrien1841]

That Krabby land comparison is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

[@Santoryu90]

Cheapy the Cheapskate

[@mikeehrmantraut1899]

@@Santoryu90 Hey I ain't cheap

[@thomasobrien1841]

@@mikeehrmantraut1899 Now take this tomato back to the kitchen before it spoils

[@Yojimbo16]

"Corporation needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." "They're the same picture."

[@jjt171]

crazy how revolutionary spongebob was. that aired 20 or so years ago and people still reference that episode and many other moments of spongebob.

[@twodeeblue]

The advertisement they used, 1:15 it says sweet TEATS. That's not treats.

[@ledridrou]

Yeah, look a the m with 4 legs

[@cloudliightz]

literally every single word had a mistake

[@NALBilge]

It also says paSadise not paradise

[@deepstaria0868]

among other things

[@seekittycat]

I don't understand how anyone can look at those posters and actually show up?? When the effort is so low they don't even bother fixing the obvious typos because that's just too much effort. They really just generated and went "eh close enough" and people went "yeah I agree take my money"!!

[@bryanfukingfox]

1:27 “A pasadise of sweet teats” is what is says, Charlie. Sweet “TEATS”. My dude, how did you miss that GOLD MINE?!😂

[@CornbreadOracle]

I know. I died laughing. Udderly hilarious 😆

[@Chadmiral]

Lol 😆

[@Adrian-vd6ji]

hey that joke could make people sensitive...just like little nippies!

[@lepreconvict3606]

I said the exact same thing!! HOW did he miss that???? 😂😂😂😂

[@shawerful5209]

"A paradise of sweet tits"

[@LemonFlavoredDraino]

This felt like a ploy to lure a bunch of people into a warehouse for a “fun” experience and then the “unknown” mass murders everyone

[@NaptownClassic]

It did NOT say "A paradise of sweet treats" and I really wanted to hear Charlie mention the sweet teats.

[@3nnik]

lmfaoo same, he could've made such a funny joke with that

[@LeonardoAld]

I love sweet "teats"

[@IntheBay85]

"A pasadise of sweet teats"

[@uselessJeff]

The poster actually said "a paradise of sweet teats" which is for a completely different audience.

[@leeosborne3793]

Gotta attract the dads, haven't you?

[@uselessJeff]

@@leeosborne3793 that's fair

[@andrewholub1632]

This truly was a world of pure imagination.

[@desslaven7935]

Yep, just an empty ****ing warehouse without it.

[@killercore007]

And pure cheapskate greed

[@tiamystic]

Using your imagination in an empty warehouse indeed. This reminds me of that Willy Wonka play I went to where there the sets were fuck-all. So during the “Pure Imagination” song/chocolate room scene, all the actors were made to look stupid by looking around the empty stage (IM NOT JOKING) being like: “wOwWwW!!!” 🤯🤯🤯🤯 as Willy Wonka sang.

[@gman987]

Pure imAIgination

[@Krixotronick]

The fact that even the apology sounds AI generated as well. 😭

[@ExtremeViper99]

Take into consideration in the UK, a concert is £21-40 and a one day music festival ticket is £50-110. Fucking wild

[@nojuanatall3281]

Concert tickets are easily 60$ where I live. That's not including parking, drinks, food or merchandise. It is so expensive these days. One can easily spend 200$ USD on a single concert.

[@jakeifraimov3430]

Super Bowl tickets for shitty seats were like $2,000 this year lol.

[@alisona.4166]

Man, even given the exchange rate, that is still way less than most American concerts, must not have ticketmaster over there.

[@ExtremeViper99]

@@alisona.4166 we do have ticket master concerts are cheap enough in the UK depending on what band you see. For example I paid £97 for a ticket to blink182 a few months ago

[@MRswavgav]

What kind of £20 concerts you going to 🤣

[@chrisfromsouthaus2735]

This reminds me of a Santa's Wonderland experience we had in Adelaide, in 2020. Entry was $130 a family, and it was nothing but a bunch of home made cardboard props, a bunch of plastic Christmas trees, and a Santa's sleigh ride, which was just a couple of carts, pulled by an old mobility scooter/rascal.

[@scarecrowsurprise]

Looks like a refugee camp for Oompa Lumpa's after Oompa Lumpa land was devastated by a tsunami.

[@CalebHansonlets]

Charlie Live: "What the heck is krabby land? I don't think I know that episode." Charlie VOD: *confidently* "This was exactly like Krabby Land from spongebob."

[@eatingeggfucks2397]

They are different people

[@sithdude2436]

​@@eatingeggfucks2397Obviously, if OP had seen the Joel Haver video they'd know this

[@bs321321]

I'm genuinely curious what your point is. Please explain because I only see these Charlie VODs.

[@CalebHansonlets]

@@sithdude2436 oh shit I didn't even think about that. You are absolutely right

[@CalebHansonlets]

@@bs321321 During the stream, a streamer brought this news story up so he looked into it. Other chatters mentioned it was like "a Krabby land" and Charlie had no idea what they meant. So it was funny to see the intro to this directly referencing it like a well known thing the very next day.

[@anthonysimeone6429]

He missed that they actually dispensed the individual jellybeans out in tiny test tubes to ensure no child received more than one 😂

[@commanderbeast]

A single Jellybean!? They couldn't even spring for a Gobstopper

[@MarcoGattuso-e2n]

Jellybeans wernt in any of the 3 movies

[@nathanpfirman625]

Anyone getting DashCon ballpit vibes?

[@snozzle9674]

give em a jawbreaker to keep their screams quiet when they see "the unknown"

[@jesus01.]

not even a hershey kiss

[@L3onking]

Willy Wonka sponsored by jelly belly

[@DeathByTampax]

charlie is so right, my mom puts more effort into halloween than this company did with their event. she made all her own decorations and a lot of them are carnival themed mini games that kids can play as they walk through the yard. way more fun than this.

[@irirjhrhr4645]

1:47 *pasadise *teats

[@Rasupubegasu]

I can’t believe Charlie messed that up.

[@irirjhrhr4645]

@@Rasupubegasu yeah lol

[@Sleepyboi_U]

“Sweet teats”… teats… tits?

[@thechad9943]

You missed the part about the organiser apparently being a self help guru and acclaimed author, except upon further investigation it appears his books are written by chat gpt also 🤦‍♂️

[@alexandercummins]

The Willy Wonka Experience: Bring Your Own Imagination (bring a lot) - No Refunds

[@Brayden-Wyatt]

Funny how this little event introduces us to "The Unknown" just a couple of weeks before Dead by Daylight will be releasing their next chapter, All Things Wicked, featuring a killer that is also called "The Unknown"

[@Tea8chSea]

It’s all canon

[@sholmes4593]

Dude... "It lives in the walls". Sable saw smoke coming out of a wall, and followed "the unknown" to the entity's real. Dude. DUDE!!

[@cloudshines812]

And the dude runs his own movie theatre… a little less extreme than a Chocolate factory… but a place that sells delicious snacks

[@TegridyMadeGames]

I actually went to one of these "scams"... I convinced my parents to go see a "art installation" with me downtown, and I really wish I hadn't. The event advertised itself much the same, but it didn't use AI. It showed amazing art installations and such, but it was all concept art made by artists. When we got to the actual event it was just a empty warehouse with a some stuff spread around. Granted, the black light room was kinda cool, but everything else was a total waste of time. They had stuff for kids too, none of it looked like it was clean or being cleaned though. The ending was a "VR experience" which was just an old Oculus rift that was covered in sweat stain and had some old game you definitely didn't wana try and risk getting diseases to play. Anyways, this was about 4 years ago and the ticket cost was $75 because it "supported local artist" LOL.

[@grindsmore]

"The Unknown" is the mowing, grisly reaper that Gene Wilder was singing about.

[@Andrew-ed1vn]

there's no earthly way of knowing

[@CalebBurnsGamesDotCom]

_Which direction we are going…_

[@tracash6682]

this is the true experience of a realistic modern-day chocolate factory: nike sweatshop, you guys just dont get realism.

[@DP-lt6rl]

The unknown was probably the best part

[@jak_the_buddha]

As a Glaswegian, this has taken a worldwide turn of events that I absolutely can't stop laughing at! Can't believe this is what we got on the map for 😂😂

[@user-yd4qw4qz4z]

bro do a google search on glasgow from 15 years ago it use to be known worldwide for a lot worse like murder and drug OD capital of europe worse

[@schnoz2372]

Ur from glasway?

[@schnoz2372]

(Im from norwegia)

[@user-yd4qw4qz4z]

@@schnoz2372glaswegian is the name for people that are born and live in glasgow, scotland. like people from texas are texan or people from norway are norwegian

[@jak_the_buddha]

@@schnoz2372 you can always Google it

[@revivesyourgolder3130]

i love how he didint notice the mispelled "pasadise of sweet teats"

[@Theworstpokemon2]

It's always sunny in Philadelphia episode irl, holy shit.

[@grunkleg.29691]

1:14 If I had to guess I think the text in Human is supposed to be: - "Enriching Entertainment" - "Captivating"? I have no idea - "live performances", spelled correctly amazingly - "Catchy tunes" - "extrodinary lollipops", again it's so misspelled I have no idea - "a paradise of sweet treats", you can actually see that one 't' trying desperately to form an 'r', but the AI realized what mattered most

[@snowmeows3342]

Bro, how do they put less effort into that poster for an event that costs money than my joke yt shorts 💀

[@mblack1993]

There's an extra leg on the "m" in performances, and "pasadise". It couldn't even get things right when it almost got it right 😂

[@FireFreakAce]

extraordinary lollipops

[@bungersinyourarea]

ChatGTP is a Teat man at heart

[@dangergran2566]

The Pyro video on this has the image in full, it's ai art of a script that includes "oversized lollipops" and "extravagant moments" iirc and those just blended