I Went Outside Today and It Was A Disaster

[@bladeecity8500]

When Charlie is on his death bed speaking to his grandkids, his final words will probably be, "and that's about it, see ya".

[@kairo3201]

That sounds like a threat

[@erichkinney8718]

Unfortunately, the god Charlie will outlive his grandkids. In fact, the holy god king analyzer Charlie will outlive the heat death of our universe.

[@Triniidadii_Productions]

Erich Kinney Underated comment

[@caspergv1017]

@@erichkinney8718 mans gonna say that's about it see ya as the sun explodes

[@giannigiovful]

In his hands, a note: "This is the greatest life of All Time"

[@BasedGhostman]

"The sun and I are no longer enemies" A powerful quote

[@SeductiveSushi]

Not a Weeaboo damn ok

[@phillipnguyen8138]

🥶 thudn3cross slitptlit attack

[@Swagster87]

Praise the sun

[@ampassapera]

The perfect life form

[@tyrantstomper]

Friendship ended with DARKNESS, now SUN is my best friend

[@drnogueiras8783]

This video is literally a just a guy talking about his trip to Walmart, and I watched the entire thing to the end before I realized that. Very entertaining

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

What I find amazing is that he can talk continuously with stopping to take a moment's break....amazing

[@alexcarter8807]

Walmart is always scary

[@youdler1]

God level entertainment, my dad tries telling me about his stories to Walmart and I fall asleep

[@stephenmac23]

Great observation Elena. Welcome to youtube

[@SweetzTheOne]

Harjinder Saini and he can still crack amazing jokes and one liners in the process

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

"A swarm of wasps attacked me" "Well actually it was just one" "The wasp attacked me" "Well actually the wasp just landed on my head" Charlie all you're doing is making him look cool in front of his wasp buddies.

[@BoopernautApAdams]

Which means the wasp asked him to do so

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

“Guys I shit you not I scared Jesus today. No biggie, just made him cry.”

[@essitchi5978]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 LMFAO

[@montaga3194]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 LOL

[@Broccolie]

“A swarm of wasps crawled into my anal cavity” “Actually just one wasp just landed on my ass cheek”

[@spencerevans2923]

Charlie manages to look homeless while rarely leaving his home

[@fryricelover3358]

Spencer Evans the juxtaposition

[@mike85359]

Haha

[@skeletorloll]

Lmao

[@terriblegoatman826]

Its impressive really

[@barraskewda333]

you mean caveman charlie, right

[@aquawrld]

Charlie is both the most intimidating and most easily intimidated man.

[@CatalystEXE]

like dale gribble

[@silentproduction5669]

the cockroach video.

[@arycogito]

the duality of man

[@kanggvng]

tb

[@metro04]

ary lmaooo

[@dreadfulman5191]

"Left my house to go to Walmart" Charlie you can't just start a game out of the box on Veteran difficulty and expect it to be ponies and fleshlights

[@JackieLombardi]

Ponies and fleshlights? o: great combo

[@julianfriske151]

Well said, truly are a master of the words like Shakespeare 🧐🧐

[@MarkD32]

He also lives in Florida so it's even worse

[@Gamingpandacat]

I also live in florida, I can relate, I went for some yummy eats refills and was all like yeah this sucks like 3 months ago.

[@dreadfulman5191]

@@julianfriske151 Thank you kind sir. I too am proud of my superior wit and exceptional sense of humour

[@madmccaffrey8089]

I am honestly impressed. He took a 30 second story amd made it almost 10 minutes long.

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

8 minutes and 16 seconds

[@flyhard3388]

@@bakatoaster6000-yt By using an hour glass I have determined the video is eight minutes sixteen seconds and one half second long.

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

@@flyhard3388 ???? Wow

[@StrawbrryVampire]

Honestly Charlie is the only KZbinr I wish made longer videos because he is just so funny I could listen to him all day

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

@@StrawbrryVampire same he makes such interesting videos and I wish they were longer

[@BunkoValentine]

I'm surprised the wasp didn't carry him off back to its nest.

[@oldduster9599]

Spoilers

[@eemeli7093]

Then they suck his blood out and make red beeswax

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

@@eemeli7093 So that's what he mean by "I went outside and it sucked"

[@eemeli7093]

@@hunterofdarkness8329 yeah

[@dunkingtruth]

HSJDJSJSJSJS

[@olek8168]

Jesus leaving his tomb after 3 days be like:

[@akoul5349]

Dead 😂😂😂

[@iDoqz]

lmao

[@justinzonne]

i wanna like but 666 with jesus is funny

[@yahairaacosta4929]

He is Jesus

[@NorthPrimus]

Jesus ventures to Walmart on the fourth day. This is canon

[@heavy_support_793]

Let’s be real, Charlie never went outside, even before the virus

[@tough-guy]

I can see that

[@Everythingsleeps]

This dude Adam Driver

[@jyrskipyrski]

@@Everythingsleeps Ok?

[@silentmethodgaming7048]

people gotta make money, i gotta go to work everyday, only difference is that is compulsory to wear a mask.

[@digitalplayer6657]

@@Everythingsleeps man like having a long dark hair along with dark beard doesn't make you look like someone else there's actually a lot more factors affecting person's similarity to one another that you might not think of

[@Alexd0t]

can't believe a single wasp was brave enough to attack Jesus himself

[@dogfacezombie]

The wasp was a killer bee controlled by Satan himself

[@Lil-Stupid-]

@@dogfacezombie nah i wouldn't kill Charlie Also I'm The Devil

[@theanimalcrossingmillipede2592]

Lmao

[@chaocobojun2098]

Wowowow who is the pink girlie in your profile picture? :0 She’s a cutie bootie! :3

[@alphaqwell2027]

@@chaocobojun2098 sImP

[@dahelliwill6699]

Fyi: He went to the kids department for white T-shirts

[@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897]

Lmfao

[@hoppybird6_]

Peter Griffin HOLY SHIT ITS PETER GRIFFIN!!!!!!!! OMG!!!

[@hraom]

@Tyler Johnson WDMY? Its Petre grifan

[@moody323]

@Tyler Johnson it's peter griffin

[@dahelliwill6699]

Thank you Peter.

[@tackyoptic]

2020 in a nutshell: "I went outside and it sucked."

[@dinguskhan46329]

Your pfp matches me

[@a4dio580]

sounds like and average day, even before the virus

[@ZeroRelevance]

*Life in a nutshell

[@Cod4Wii]

2020 sucks

[@ramsy4205]

Look at minnesota

[@francescotamayo8191]

I wouldn’t want to step outside my house either if Florida was beyond my front door.

[@cantstandya9749]

*Flash thompson intensifies*

[@Tony32]

I'd be afraid of having a close encounter with that Florida man I keep hearing about on the news.

[@crunchy1547]

Greenlime your gym was open?

[@petsandthingsilike]

@@crunchy1547 im in bc and our gyms are opening soon too (on the first). i could see floridas gyms being open haha :p

[@nichola2666]

Technically Florida is beyond your front door anywhere and that’s why I don’t leave my house at all.

[@colintahbaz1292]

I don't believe it, I know I recognised this man. I couldn't put my finger on it but I finally figured it out. Everything has been revealed. I knew he was the one. Once I saw his hands I knew it was him. This man was in the Hunger games. Brilliant performance, hands down one of the most underrated actors.

[@plant3bananas297]

LMFAO

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

XD

[@jockydocky3970]

I can't believe it's true! I didn't know he has a KZbin channel. He looks more holy than in the movie. He looks like Jesus and Keanu Reeves have a baby and the baby is the most holy prophet. The chosen one from birth to save mankind from a disaster than is unprevail! The prophecy is true!

[@feef1699]

“hands” down get it ahahah

[@jefferu2577]

hell yeah baby

[@michaelcamacho05]

Can't wait for the movie based off this story.

[@iiifreddydiii2578]

Bet it’d score great on the moist meter

[@josephrichard7312]

still would be better than half the shit they release these days

[@toothlesstoe]

Directed by Michael Bay.

[@owennovak4832]

or music video 'outside guy'

[@therandomshow1265]

Weow

[@singho23]

“I was swarmed” (one wasp), “attacked” (landed on his head), “and I lost my hazmat suit” (mask).

[@dagothfargoth5693]

Good old hyperbole.

[@jacobthecool3000]

At least he specified what really happened instead of leaving the aggregated story story out there like some do.

[@bon4864]

Speech 100

[@ØbeliskObv]

*_Radiation suit_

[@phiwvey]

@@jacobthecool3000 Charlie vs an army of robotically enhanced super wasps

[@confusedaf1112]

Charlie was only scared of the wasp because he's so small it could've picked him up and flown off with him.

[@popsicIes]

Mr. Six-Point-Five-Inch Weiner's Aerial Adventure: The Sealed Wasp

[@amh9324]

No he's 6'8😂🙃

[@lee2791]

a beautiful comment

[@erikakerboom2101]

Don’t disrespect my mans

[@weebdgreat7751]

No, i don't think wasp can do that.

[@snailman7989]

"I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people." "That's it?" "Yup. That's it. I don't clean nothing, I don't make honey, I don't spread too much pollen really. I just think it's fun to hurt people." "I mean I'm sure most of the time it's just self defense, right?" "Nope, and they don't even really have to be bothering me. I just want to do it. I will go out of my way to do it. If I see somebody, ima hurt them."

[@beverageman4827]

W T F, I just watched that 3 mins ago

[@funkyegg7270]

wasps do pollinate dont disrespect them

[@cameronleonard2451]

@@funkyegg7270 a wasp will only pollinate a flower if it's 3 months late on rent and the Bumblebee is threatening to evict it's ass

[@angryclouds4929]

Caleb

[@RobertHalvarsson]

@@cameronleonard2451😅👏

[@_deekay-]

Charlie: The Noble Expedition to Walmart

[@awakenb8619]

I can write that book

[@Rosales3269]

I’d read that book.

[@apoorvshreeharsh4337]

200th like

[@ethan5325]

I’d happily do a book report on that

[@michaelholt9243]

There and back again An introverts' tale

[@mediocreandworse59]

I'm impressed that Charlie managed to survive his ordeal with potential diseases and killer wasps because I thought he'd just slip on a discarded Yu-Gi-Oh card in his driveway and knock himself out before even entering his car

[@AnimeDreamer141]

can you drive with a booster seat?

[@prestonsauls4494]

Only the lightning McQueen booster seat any other is illegal

[@sixstix965]

He can just fist fight the virus

[@Linosek279]

Was it a pot of greed?

[@ahmadshahaziz7140]

5

[@elena-ku3uw]

crazy how charlie makes such a simple story so entertaining

[@ih3lixz]

elena imagine the stories he’d tell his kids

[@mgth7812]

Narration skills baby

[@TalesofTuram]

Yes

[@krn2487]

Yeah 😍

[@nukaplasma3570]

there like really good stand up comedy sets

[@Bvidos]

Remember that episode of Spongebob where he was too afraid to go outside and when he finally did he was attacked by a piece of paper? that's how i imagine Charlie being "swarmed" by the wasp

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

I was the 123rd like lmao

[@giancarlo418]

Ye lol

[@Sonicsis]

Moral of the story: Karens and Wasps are deadlier than any disease.

[@VeneficaDelirium]

One type of wasp is way more pleasant than the other...

[@JonsMovies104]

Karens and wasps are the true pathway to the dark side

[@Twebs12]

Sonisis Speedpaints kzbin.info/www/bejne/o53PZpZvYq6YiKM

[@zan-7282]

Xiao Xiao tf

[@walter3534]

Karen yes wasp mmmh no because it's nature which is better than humen but again the Karen is worse than disease

[@jonster5147]

It’s insane how some people’s lives have changed so much yet mine is the exact same I’ve been going to work everyday during this shit

[@scythegrill4673]

hope you are safe out there man

[@cameron2900x]

Fr the only difference for me is some stores are closed

[@Farmstock24v]

And being on 2nd shift all the fucking stores are closed.

[@T3l3visionT0day]

Living in BC where it is basically gone... its kind of insane watching the rest of the world goto shit while out lives remain basically unchanged. But really, it wouldn't be as bad if people weren't so damned dirty...

[@wezletbullock7424]

Lol same bro

[@Muffin_Me]

When he said swarmed, I was expecting him to say by a crowd of people who wanted an autograph from who they could only assume was Jesus reincarnated.

[@professionalprocrastinator4397]

Damn you got me good with this one,got me dying of laughter

[@thezumblejack]

I was expecting them to break his knees and take his toilet paper

[@dunce0o0vods45]

But he is jesus lol

[@michealjackson8716]

Robbie DeMars wtf

[@sammysalmon6923]

He looks less like Jesus and more like a shorter version of Keanu Reeves

[@stopstaringandsubscribe5189]

Poor homeless guy illusioned thinking he never leaves his "home"

[@10673100]

I feel like this is a story that my 14 year old niece would tell me.

[@Archonsx]

😂

[@Fredy_The_Yeti]

The story of the first time they went to the store by themselves

[@megaloserface]

Maybe Charlie is your 14 year old niece

[@kalibrungamasala1720]

Your 14 year old niece is probably taller than charlie

[@chasemorris2621]

Ok

[@JayDaJiant]

Homeless man's tale of self defense against a wasp

[@nakoete8521]

dude i love the pfp, one of my favorite albums of all time

[@divinityvein4158]

Nice pfp!

[@schattepoezel8541]

Crack hitlaaa

[@swaggypanda1808]

nice profile pic

[@bilelnaili6691]

jeez guys have some sympathy the wasp was almost half his size you would've freaked out too if you were him it's lucky he even made it out alive

[@bird_0113]

Lmao

[@_DMNO_]

@@bird_0113 how dare you laugh at his suffering...

[@christianthompson7915]

they're not lethal

[@christopherwager312]

@@christianthompson7915 they can be

[@twoflower860]

Q

[@ashleygray5986]

So your telling me in a Walmart parking lot somewhere in Florida is a mask with Charlie’s DNA?

[@ericcartman9594]

Nobody is telling nothing to you

[@lasershark1903]

I’m looking for it currently

[@connormac4401]

quick find a Walmart in Tampa

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

No one wants to go to Florida rn so it's free for the taking

[@TokenTheGreat13]

Lick every used mask in every Walmart parking lot until you taste Charlie

[@SpacedOut311]

1:23 "the reason I left my house was to go to a Walmart" well I do believe that was your first mistake.

[@quickdrainz1998]

Yeah walmarts suck

[@ShiftingCloudsYT]

QuickDrainz Montage's *hellmart

[@naturereserveguide]

all my homies hate walmart

[@VeneficaDelirium]

Hell on earth.

[@oobynooby1]

Man what kinda ghetto-ass place yall living at where walmarts suck?

[@hellsgate700]

if only u had your Tac Glasses™ on you would've easily identified that enemy wasp before it landed a sneak attack on you

[@quirble]

The colorful american eagle would have defended him from the insurgent wasp, but the tac-glasses weren’t there

[@yungamare4750]

I hateee waspss

[@shehabsuliman8136]

How did u get the small TM on Glasses

[@pontythython1901]

Threat location, Identification, and air to ground missile retaliation. The Holy Trinity.

[@hellsgate700]

​@@shehabsuliman8136 hold alt and on the numpad type 0153 then let go of alt

[@3xta5y39]

im not surprised charlie got jumped by a wasp

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Have you seen the cockroach invasion video

[@chase4888]

And then littered his mask on the ground

[@soulbiscuit2618]

a WASP

[@TechSupportDave]

it must have thought his hair was a suitable place for a nest.

[@yahstino]

Wasps are the most terrifying flying insects in existence. Red wasps in particular are pure evil.

[@avap9202]

Forever calling my home ‘my sacred dojo of grease’ from now on

[@Madderthanjoker]

Imagine going outside to not get Corona but later develop skin cancer from that pesky nuclear star we call the sun.

[@Dockhead]

well sun cream is a thing :/

[@blank-vj1mc]

All stars use nuclear fusion energy.

[@da_nanu329]

Your pfp is Reggie from sega right?

[@strikemyvaine]

@@Dockhead *s u n c r e a m*

[@bobobsen]

@@blank-vj1mc What's your point?

[@Indianny]

Don't kid us, you went to the kids department to look for Yu-Gi-Oh paraphernalia

[@Fuq2]

My friend found tens of thousands of dollars worth of Yu-Gi-Oh cards from the 90's in his closet like 2 weeks ago lol

[@frank144p4]

David Shaughnessy That’s pretty epic, I opened my closet and found a mold monster angered that I brought light into its lair.

[@dusty_wings]

All i found was my collection of dragon dildos and some weirdos in the back where the coats used to be... Nothing new i guess :3

[@bohanli9459]

Anonymous Clank did you smell it?

[@manictiger]

@@bohanli9459 Psh, he probably made a ball gag out of it, the sicko.

[@nothing6036]

Charlie: a man who can make a mundane trip to a Walmart sound crazy

[@Twebs12]

Nothing kzbin.info/www/bejne/o53PZpZvYq6YiKM

[@emperorfaiz]

He lives in Florida. Don't expect anything normal there.

[@michaelk9279]

He had a fight to the death with a murder hornet. You call that mundane?

[@bottledwaterprod]

Walmart during the quarantimes is anything but mundane...

[@nothing6036]

Michael K meme hornets

[@Aiko_63194]

Nothing sounds more brave than going to a Walmart in Florida during a deadly pandemic Edit: how and why did this start an argument about corona conspiracies

[@standardizedinternetcompat3653]

If it’s deadly how come my 90 year old grandpa got it and didn’t die? 🤔🤔🤔

[@lelduck6388]

Not everyone that gets it will die, but a lot of people do, are you sure he didn’t get any lasting damage? People do die from this, just because you personally aren’t seeing it in every single case doesn’t mean it’s not happening.

[@standardizedinternetcompat3653]

Lelduck what do you think about rick may?

[@lelduck6388]

Pee I think it’s pretty sad, it was a really cool dude and he just up and died from the virus which just sucks.

[@standardizedinternetcompat3653]

Lelduck so the heart attack and stroke had nothing to do with his death?

[@djm30wm1x4]

Dude, for real though I keep hearing people say stuff like “this crises will bring out the best in us and society” then I’ll go to the store and there are squadrons of Karen’s cursing at each other and people squabbling about the dumbest shit. Anyway, this virus is just all in all a shit show.

[@kendrick7379]

Agreed

[@bagel5056]

Well, crappy situations will either bring the best out of people... or bring out the worst aka all the Karen’s out of their hiding holes. Both happen

[@fadyzied2836]

@@bagel5056 Factual

[@reaperjack9007]

Nah, it's just showing the true colors in people just like the time my uncle came out and told the family that He's Nazi supporter.

[@djm30wm1x4]

Reaper jack that must have been tough for him, I wish him the best on his superior journey.

[@major_havok7854]

now Charlie knows how Joel felt when the American Hornet attacked him

[@daniloalvessantana]

Good times

[@creatureman5636]

You fools think it left

[@Twebs12]

Major havok kzbin.info/www/bejne/o53PZpZvYq6YiKOq

[@John-X]

Joel...hmm...that reminds me of something...oh yeah, that's it! *JOEL DIES IN TLOU2 BY HAVING A ROID RAGING TRANSSEXUAL NAMED ABBY BASH HIS SKULL IN WITH A GOLF CLUB!*

[@dylanbarnhart6311]

Remember joel forever

[@ratthrat2568]

This was made a 5 month's ago. He just doesn't go out side much.

[@amadeuschavez.]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYi6XoJord-dhrc

[@Linasrecovery]

Minutes*

[@ratthrat2568]

No

[@ElazarY]

CJ no

[@Linasrecovery]

Rat Thrat minutes

[@troyhawkins1452]

“I wanted to avoid my own species” 😂😂

[@redactedz6146]

Damn charlie you sound like a fallout character walking out the vault the first time

[@natsudragneelthefiredragon]

He *IS*

[@jimmyjamdrops7326]

Beard gives it away

[@colonelmustang2203]

Charlie post wasp attack: "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed."

[@colchronic]

Sounds like an average trip to Walmart in Houston.

[@plumpynumnum7735]

Anywhere in South Texas my dude. Texas is the only state that doesn't believe that there is a virus. Lol

[@thiccybliccy7419]

Silky Num Num no you don’t understand Florida Walmart’s are the most fucked up place in America trust me

[@duckhugger7692]

@@thiccybliccy7419 Ive been to Florida and I KNOW but Texas is just a whole 'nother universe full of non vaccinated kids, Karen's, and inbreds

[@dennisjaime1801]

It's pretty tame here in Austin

[@plumpynumnum7735]

@@dennisjaime1801 is it really? I live pretty dang close and was wondering how Austin was doing.

[@krono6606]

Charlie’s vocabulary is so wide, that he can make a short story, into a large one without repeating a single word.

[@raptorjesus2516]

He kept saying i

[@Thomas_Winters]

Cancel him

[@retromillennialgamer93]

This feels like a warped version of Groundhog Day: If a Charlie goes outside and is attacked by a wasp, it means 6 more weeks of coronavirus.

[@Sgrungle]

Charlie looks like a protagonist in a really bad post-apocalyptic movie

[@woahitsnick4965]

Technically we are in a really bad apocalypse movie

[@bruhballs45]

These jokes are overused and unfunny

[@candyshock7766]

@@bruhballs45 Just like your cynicism.

[@IAnolastname]

Or really good.

[@decan7073]

@@bruhballs45 do you still like firetruck and moster truck

[@harkple]

Keanu Reeves knockoff braves overpopulated Chernobyl road, witnesses an intense verbal confrontation, and gets harrassed by a wasp bandit after leaving his bomb shelter.

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

Netflix adaptation

[@RichChanLikesTacos]

Fallout in a nutshell

[@Twebs12]

spookit kzbin.info/www/bejne/o53PZpZvYq6YiKM

[@marcythewizard]

Literal fallout

[@tristanathallah2548]

@Xiao Xiao what

[@distopia3536]

Charlie, no one would question you being in the child's section at walmart

[@falsetone5983]

Lmo

[@super6070]

Lmo

[@abrolytardwithinternetacce8464]

Lmo

[@siddhantrahulpatil]

Lmo

[@totsuka2213]

Lmo

[@JaydenB_2k24]

Charlie left his house, and all the Karen's attacked

[@erikeriks]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@omska9325]

RUUUNNN

[@radical1065]

scary

[@taintedazazel7238]

Charlie: why do I hear final fantasy 7 battle theme?

[@drperkyreal4686]

And he fought them all off like the noble warrior he is and saved the Walmart and everyone in it

[@BreadBox.]

"The Sun and me are no longer enemies" is one of the most *powerful* lines I've heard in a long time.

[@Problematist]

The Sun is no longer a deadly lazer!

[@Semiotichazey]

"You can judge a man by his enemies"...while youtube "stars" post content "nukes," charlie is picking fights with an actual star undergoing a sustained fusion reaction

[@AuroraVeil_]

@@Problematist ~Not anymore there's blanket~

[@Thelozer8]

Wow, you make it sound like this is your first trip outside EVER.

[@psilopsychic]

Like an Alien diary of it’s first experience of Earth

[@thesoggybaguette4465]

It probably is

[@fuckyoutube75889]

@Joseph Perez your mom's dragged out

[@onyxrafle8066]

@Joseph Perez That's his usual self. Why watch him if you don't like him?

[@blacksage81]

As an essential worker who has yet to miss a day at work since before the lock down I marvel at how freaked out people can get when going outside. What I think about when outside is "When can I take this fucking mask off, because I am tired of my face being sweaty..."

[@knightedwolf8512]

As an essential worker as well. I can confirm, we ALL think this at our jobs.

[@holdenpierce1959]

same

[@RobertMorgan]

For real. I've actually had to work MORE thanks to the lockdowns. I run a water treatment system, and with everyone staying home and panic-cleaning everything demand is up over normal. And the wipes. Oh God the wipes. Nationwide, wastewater treatment plants are dying faster than Covid patients due to the tp shortage and everyone using wipes, destroying every pump everywhere. Just because its flushable does not mean you should flush it!

[@DromeTrades]

This should be a Moist Meter on the outside world

[@eetfuk4204]

You know that shits getting a 0

[@greenreversecard2612]

eet fuk You’re really exaggerating how good of a score it’d get. It’s at most getting a -10

[@Twebs12]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o53PZpZvYq6YiKM

[@JohnSmith-qz6xb]

Xiao Xiao oh look the edgy parade is here

[@chumpernickel4289]

Tommy Edits god damnit tommy

[@sirnoodles8147]

Alternate title: “Man Reviews Outside”

[@TechSupportDave]

1/10 would not recommend. It's scary living amongst living things. Better isolate. At least now I have an excuse.

[@Lyndiloo]

Traffic was nonexistent when the lock-down was actually in effect. Driving on the interstate at 5pm was like 3am Tuesday morning traffic. Really bizarre, but nice. Now it's same as usual, it seems.

[@umamifan]

Yeah early lockdown had very little traffic. It was definitely like driving early in the morning. Now it's too late, and the mentality has shifted. "Virus or not, I'm going to work", "Virus or not, I'm seeing my family", and "Virus or not, I'm picking up X, Y, and Z, from the store." People are gonna go do stuff now, regardless of lockdown. Expecting Americans to just stay indoors all day like before just isn't feasible now.

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

Exil Desert Not just Americans You can’t expect humanity in general to stay inside forever. It’s basic psychology

[@JK-ei7wr]

I’m in Gulf Shores in my condo and it was just like that. Not a single car on the road by 9pm, which is astounding given that it’s a very popular tourist destination. Now that shit’s opening up it just opened the flood gates to tourists. Can’t go to sleep now because drunk assholes are yelling and fucking at 2am. It was so peaceful…😩

[@JK-ei7wr]

Exil Desert the reason I’m probably gonna move to Canada lol

[@mightea3956]

@Anakin Skywalker no they bike and recycle

[@Daxtonsphilosophy]

“I thought it would look like a ghost town” you shoulda went into town in late March and early april

[@bravo795mp]

Exactly!! Lmao I was doing nj to NYC in 30 mins and highway patrol posted every 10 miles just sitting; didn’t give a shit I was doing 90-100 on a empty highway lmao.. will forever miss those day’s.

[@outis439-A]

@bravo795mp Awesome..

[@Daxtonsphilosophy]

bravo795mp my friends and I would drive around at like 12 and I remember one night I literally didn’t see anymore than ONE car

[@bravo795mp]

hornswoggle lover39 you obviously don’t sit in rush hour traffic from nj/nyc everyday .. yes it was quite “awesome” 🙂

[@estooo]

“Keanu Reeves goes outside after a Non Aggression Pact with the sun”

[@AnakinSkywakka]

I'd say more like a non agression pact.

[@comradekenobi6908]

We know how non aggression pacts gonna end

[@Marty-uv7ep]

STALIN!,,

[@TalesofTuram]

Yes

[@richcast66]

“The sun don’t take no prisoners” -some dude on a bike

[@darksoar3633]

i can't believe homeless jesus could have the coronavirus...

[@ThomasTales]

Jesus was homeless

[@angelaxoxo295]

Homeless Jesus was forced to turn to KZbin to pay the medical bill 😔😔

[@radical1065]

sad...

[@amadeuschavez.]

Thomas Tales kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYi6XoJord-dhrc

[@darksoar3633]

@@ThomasTales yeah but this is florida homeless jesus 🥰

[@julianmatheson3168]

"The reason I went outside was to go to a Wal-Mart." I think that's where the disaster began, even without COVID, that's a bad idea.

[@JamienautMark2]

I go to Walmart around twice a year and each time I form a game plan. I figure out the one or 2 things I need and make beeline for them and gtfo.

[@user-tg3jl1mt4e]

@@JamienautMark2 lol y? I go to Walmart weekly and it is always fine, obviously haven't gone much since rona started tho.

[@queenicedcoffee4217]

@@user-tg3jl1mt4e same lol plus mine has a mc donalds

[@Tone.350]

"The sun and I are no longer enemies." -Charles White Jr. That is one hell of a quote

[@crimsonstripes]

I still can’t tell if him saying he hasn’t gone outside this whole time to get groceries or do anything is a joke or not. Has his girlfriend just been doing it all or has he just been getting groceries delivered?

[@manuelsputnik]

The latter is very safe and convenient. So it probably is the case.

[@professorfinesser8038]

Manuel S Funny thing is Walmart has been curbside pickup for a while now lol

[@oofme6873]

i was wondering that too

[@hendricka3029]

He also has many dogs which need to go outside

[@Fredy_The_Yeti]

Yeah, I find this to be absolutely bizarre

[@dragunov819]

Sooo in conclusion he got mugged by a wasp lol

[@ThatOneDude7]

and lost his radiation suit

[@yahstino]

Probably returned to the nest to squad up Charlie better sleep with his eyes open.

[@no-rz9hi]

You don't mess with the Wasps

[@fredman2640]

This is like every storytime youtuber, except he corrects himself when he exaggerates.

[@tabbersftw3760]

This video sounds like me trying to extend my essay from: I went to walmart

[@rosado0169]

Charlie is looking more and more homeless each passing day.

[@dimivalev]

you have him as your profile pic i see

[@rosado0169]

Ilikedogs yeahh haha yah Fr 😂

[@reddude7435]

Arent we all

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Thats like saying "you look like a school shooter"

[@xoxo8321]

Ilikedogs yeahh LMAOO

[@str8krillinit.208]

How parents say their walk from the house to the corner store everyday was, as a kid.

[@full-timepog6844]

No upwards-bothways hills tho..

[@williamsr982]

That name though😭😂💀

[@Lazyassindigo]

Nice comment,Nice User Name,Nice dp,I hope you're a nice person.

[@mingus445_gaming]

@@full-timepog6844 what's your MOS?

[@amadeuschavez.]

Shouting Gondolier kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYi6XoJord-dhrc

[@mytypamilkman]

I had to go to Walmart on Sunday with my mom and I remembered how scummy everyone was

[@brownie4032]

GummyFish glad I got to know you exist before you die man, cheers

[@Dina-qk4qk]

Walmarts the swamp equivalent to the big name shopping centers

[@TheWehzy]

@GummyFish Just kill them next time, i think you're allowed to kill people in murica

[@Soma-yi5lt]

GummyFish yeah I work at a Walmart rn and it’s gotten pretty bad sometimes

[@ahomicidaltaco]

@GummyFish I know that feel, I work for CJ, customers should be euthanised. Corperate too for being too fucking cheap to actually do anything to protect their employees. Other "essential workers" are fine though

[@Insanity2thePrawn]

"Ah, you wore a mask to protect from the new threats? But my boy, the old threats still exist. Attack him, my yellow and black assassin of the sky."

[@AdmiralDreck]

TLDW: Charlie littered in a Walmart parking lot

[@grvmbinoscott2535]

🐁🐀 homie you giving me 69 vibess .

[@smolnillaice]

I think you mean TLDW Too long didn’t watch You’re welcome

[@Boot.Always.Crushes]

Lol glad someone said it

[@AdmiralDreck]

@@smolnillaice Right on

[@sleeplesshollow4216]

So what You're telling me is...you littered.

[@lifeistooshort649]

Gen z’s not gonna make it

[@rubyeanis6852]

Was thinking the exact same thing!

[@amadeuschavez.]

Rubye Anis kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYi6XoJord-dhrc

[@oldpro8783]

ye I was like.. OHH so this is why the ground is covered in fucking facemasks in parking lots.. well.. probably it's b/c people are fucking shit, but I still don't think I could have just left the mask on the ground.. I don't want to be in the category of people littering masks right now b/c it's.. it's a lot of shitty people..

[@Hunteh862]

yeah i'm one of the people who has to pick them up when people throw their used gloves and masks on the ground. It takes no effort to pick it back up Charlie pls help us out

[@ng1n369]

In these hard times, remember a single quote and you'll never go outside again. _"The sun is a deadly lazer"_

[@drymusics]

bill wurtz?

[@pengenmodernia6990]

Not anymore there's a blanket

[@patrickmckiernan1676]

Bro imagine trying to go outside in Minneapolis right now

[@marsh2202]

lmao yea i hate it here

[@jadenmann7001]

It’s spreading to other cities in mn too, shits wild

[@LethalMonarch]

Jaden Mann it’s spread to Columbus, Ohio

[@LethalMonarch]

Jaden Mann there’s people throwing explosives at police officers in Columbus and breaking shit. We aren’t even really near where the situation happened and people are still freaking out and destroying stuff

[@klearkhoswashokani1797]

@@LethalMonarch freaking epic

[@2nd100k]

2019: Guys I came out 2020: Guys I came out of my house

[@minecraftsurp171]

Cum

[@jamesagwe2981]

Gay man : I came out of the closet

[@yourdailydada4184]

2021: Guys I came on my house

[@brickandsnorty312]

progress

[@JakeYolk]

Jack Mama YT Why do you have yt in your name? You're on KZbin

[@aniketbedade6997]

"The Sun and I are no longer enemies." - Ultimate Lifeform Kars

[@terrence1q909]

see its funny because it is

[@isaacriggleman]

Is that a JoJo reference?????????????

[@ian6280]

i just got done rewatching battle tendency before coming here. this is ridiculous. something is behind this.

[@Iliketoshitpostforfun]

Aniket Bedade damn I wanted to say that

[@toenailclippings]

I smell a JoJo reference

[@morganwardfilm]

He’s a Floridian, give this man a medal

[@ryansparago]

I loved your analogy to Moses! That is such a great way to put it!!! For the people!

[@Michael_Unce]

"A crime scene from a murder that happened over Yugioh cards" I wish I could craft such sentences

[@professorperry4790]

We all do, it's the truth!

[@luccaburaglia9094]

"the sun and I are no longer enemies" *-Earth after getting an ozone*

[@adonailr9667]

Hey, a good comment

[@TalesofTuram]

Yes

[@drwrencho4392]

Hahahah

[@whitenoiseleblanc3222]

“The sun is a deadly laser”

[@luccaburaglia9094]

@@whitenoiseleblanc3222 bill wurtz moment

[@EthGemsnStuff]

a wise man once said: "dont go where the karens are lurking"

Sadly the foolish ones dont listen, their lives ended too soon but brave they were

[@fbi6567]

No wise man said that, u stole that from the bible. When Moses went to see the burning bush it talked to him and said: Moses, lead your people to the promised land of Wallmart. When u lead ur people out of their homes, u will worship the manager at the mountain. Exodus, 3.

[@kevinbee4544]

Hint its Walmart

[@MonsieurDrobot]

🎯🎯🎯

[@siggietyrone3965]

@@fbi6567 I cried a little hearing those powerful words of wisdom. So inspirational man.

[@alnilamecrota8147]

I appreciate your consideration while being out. I know this was 9 months ago but i just started watching your channel and just saw this and i appreciate this.

[@ethan5325]

Charlie is like if Jesus was the average adult lol

[@drew.-]

Below average height

[@dirkthedaring5131]

Jesus was probably Charlies height tho

[@BendApparatus]

@@dirkthedaring5131 yup...

[@Alex-ky8bw]

he looks like byzantine jesus

[@caseym4007]

Short*

[@possiblepsychopath6459]

everybody gangsta until the wasps start mugging people

[@DK-fh4kv]

i wanna like ur comment but its 420

[@ironwoodnf]

@@DK-fh4kv you good now

[@Mario-xf4wy]

This man is having a full on transformation to a "mysterious anime character" with this quarantine.

[@shebb4828]

Quarantine*

[@SparkySummers]

Nah he's already hopelessly autistic.

[@picklejuice1987]

Charlie looks like a 6’ man in his videos but he is 5’6”.

[@heroalireza90]

u have 69 likes should i ruin it?

[@picklejuice1987]

@@heroalireza90 thanks

[@heroalireza90]

@@picklejuice1987 i swear i didn't like the comment :(

[@goldenace8847]

Indeed

[@dickle9604]

6’5”

[@benredmond3]

"i threw on my mask"... shadow has returned.

[@confusedaf1112]

Oh no, Shade is taking over Charlie again. This is bad.

[@rabidwombat1912]

@@confusedaf1112 THE RETURN OF SHADE

[@confusedaf1112]

@@rabidwombat1912 Oh god Charlie no. He has to come back to the light. I don't wanna see him do the floss again.

[@Abdulmanan_ds]

Shade.

[@remberingslumber]

It’s ok Keanu , shooting movies can be hard during these rough times❤️

[@GhostsharkYT]

“The Sun and I are no longer enemies” but what’s your opinion on the moon, Charlie?

[@hafiyidzham9899]

Flat

[@anthonyjohnson8166]

Silent lovers lol.

[@tomi7028]

As if the moon is real...

[@millennialmalcolm484]

Not a fan

[@DEADEYESTUDIO]

he turns into a werewolf when the moon comes out so he's not a fan of the moon.

[@jimberkenson4036]

Charlie is probably the only KZbinr I can listen to tell a story about a normal trip to Walmart.

[@alejandrohernandez-iy3so]

I went to walmart on mothers day and an old woman died of a heat stroke while waiting for husband and grandson to come back from shopping. That was my first time going back into the outside world

[@pimalkyogre5268]

F

[@Irondragon1945]

Well that's kinda morbid....?!

[@lukebartruff2044]

F

[@singho23]

That’s pretty metal

[@richcast66]

That is hardcore

[@hellothere5871]

"I went outside today" 200,000 people: Mmm, Interesting.

[@jamespensabene5427]

150,000 other people: mmm, interesting

[@themachine7263]

I'm so relived that no one stepped on Charlie accidentally.

[@0shi116]

its concerning that his eyebrows look better than my career

[@MrJacktheGC123]

Quite possibly the greatest way to say "I saw an insect" of all time

[@Vanished584]

Big old bread

[@mw4518]

I’m so happy for you Charlie. Proud of you.

[@adrianjohnson1028]

Oh Charlie, just because it’s a pandemic doesn’t mean you shouldn’t pick up your trash

[@silasswartzendruber2178]

Im gonna tell my kids this was keanu reeves.

[@teodormintov6773]

Wait Charlie is not keanu reeves My life is a lie

[@jakubdoe233]

keanu? thought its homeless jesus.

[@jimmiekookie3857]

@@jakubdoe233 lol 😂😂