They Completely Ruined This Franchise

[@Chesslover69420]

The fact that they’re making “origin” movies to The Strangers proves they don’t understand what made the first one so scary.

[@RobbieStacks90]

I've watched thousands of movies, and I've never heard of it. Maybe it wasn't nearly as good as you think it was. How many Academy Awards was it nominated for?

[@Misunao23]

The Strangers was a dog shit movie

[@senior_slime1594]

​@@RobbieStacks90how do you have so many shit takes?

[@biscuitboi9478]

@@RobbieStacks90I bet you sniff your own farts

[@Sam-w3i9q]

Ah yes, academy awards perfectly dictates the quality of a film especially when boss baby won best animated feature over a silent voice​@@RobbieStacks90

[@AluminumFusion22]

The true horror of The Strangers (2008) is realizing that they could get into the house and kill the couple whenever they wanted to; they were just wanting to toy with them for as long as possible.

[@warmwater9509]

The very best kind of horror always has some degree of this. Specifically, the realization that you weren’t safe when you thought you were. That sudden loss of control is a major payoff

[@brodyca1898]

Name a scary movie that doesn’t have this…

[@jsch4979]

Because they were bored.

[@liwojenkins]

@@brodyca1898 Almost any horror franchise. Jason didn't hold off killing people to raise tension, Freddie didn't have any powers outside of dreams so was neutralized otherwise, Hellraiser was a bunch of demons that were more worried about eternal torture than death, Jeepers Creepers, the demon was not trying to draw anything out, once it picked a victim it went for it. I mean, if you are trying to stretch the definition of horror tension to "not immediately murdering every person on screen every second" you'd be right, otherwise you're a dolt.

[@Josh-jy6hg]

Saw the first movie when I was a kid and the whole "why are you doing this" "because you were home" stuck with me for a while. To a point where I didn't want to be home alone. The shots where you can see them in the house but it doesn't always draw attention to it was what amplified it as well. It's haunting to know it's a game to the killers. It's not like Michael or Jason where they just get a high body count. Reminds me of that film with the deaf woman and the guy who stalks/breaks in and attacks her. The bit where she leaves a message saying police called she hasn't saw his face and he takes the mask off in front of her letting her know he means business.

[@MasterJack2]

Worst unrealistic horror movie trope is when someone is totally distressed about something and the other person just straight up dont believe him or her. "it must have been your imagination"

[@tottenham2294]

Bro I can’t remember the movie but it was one of those “I never let go of my camera” movie this bitch moves her a camera in on a cabin someone is standing by the door she quickly moves back to the door and gasps this is the dialogue Camera girl- “Oh my god” Friend:”what is it” Camera girl “I saw someone” Friend “no you didn’t”

[@Weedmen337]

This movie did it twice lol.

[@Rocket-rs2zg]

I swear I've seen a movie where a guy and his group of friends went to an abandoned house and then all his friends got murdered and he was covered in blood with visible wounds and when he tried to tell other people about it, they either said "it's just your imagination" or "Bad prank"

[@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856]

most american horror movies end if one person had a gun.

[@Bomboclat777]

@@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856they almost always get a gun, but they never think to use it on the killers when they’re right there

[@weston06.]

"Real dog sh*t is at least free” are you telling me I’ve been getting scammed??

[@ethanmagdaleno5332]

Sorry you had to find out this way man

[@ColourlessGreenIdeas567]

I had to learn the hard way brother 👊

[@Renegade_Mutt]

just found out a new way to make money

[@MyEyesAhh]

This was so funny

[@91n3tr33]

Wtf your dog charging per shit? 😂

[@Arcademan09]

"they filmed the trilogy in 52 days and they're releasing them all this year" They somehow managed to out-do Electric Boogaloo

[@patrickboian8545]

Is there actually a movie called Electric Boogaloo? I always see people make that joke.

[@embracethenoid9085]

​@@patrickboian8545Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Watch the first one so you can understand the story.

[@NaderVaderYT]

tf is that 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@sneakyjackattack]

@@patrickboian8545Yup. Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@Arcademan09]

@@patrickboian8545 yes, so the first movie is called "Breaking", it's a cheesy dance movie about how dancing will save the day. They made a sequel called Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo and it was released the same year the first one came out, less than 6 months later. It's regarded as one of the most pointless movies ever made, which is why people still make fun of the title

[@sirsnailz3925]

At my theater everyone let out a collective sigh whenever the main guy had to do his whole monologue when facing one of the strangers and getting knocked out for it

[@WyldStallynsRule]

DUDE, YEAH. I find it so stupid because he did not hesitate at ALL when he shot the cabin owner (thinking it was a Stranger), so why did he have to hesitate during that moment??

[@SparklyGals]

You know, not a lot of movies can get a whole audience to hate the main character. That is a case study in itself lol

[@billybro1403]

I already disliked the main character since the diner scene at the start. For some reason his face and mannerisms annoyed me XD ​@@SparklyGals

[@iiaint_rafi]

i was there

[@variaxi935]

and then everyone clapped and pissed and cried and coomed

[@josephvoskuhl878]

I can't wait for "The Strangers: Chapter Two - Blood and Honey" crossover with Winnie the pooh.

[@justyn3573]

That would fucking bang 😂😂

[@TsczhabyCC]

That would unironically go so hard

[@ReynaldRam]

Fr gonna snore so hard

[@MegatronSturdy]

and make them fortnite griddy

[@husker4life109]

Strangers chapter 2 and 3 is actually coming out later this year im not even joking they filmed chapter 2 & 3 along side this

[@CRyPi505]

The second I heard “it looks like a nice town I bet people are really happy here” and “do you know what today is? The last day of our 3 day roadtrip. And our 3 year anniversary.” I knew this would be a stinker.

[@HankThePimpHill]

"I'm so glad I'm two weeks from retirement."

[@kingbaco1233]

I freaking hate every time I hear the exposition dump in the trailer! I’m so glad people agree

[@incrediblybored4787]

Show, never tell, haha.

[@dethofgod666]

Games have been awful about that for a while now. Just terrified at the thought that someone didn't get the message on their own so it's spelled out for them

[@ShadowKnight-es3tb]

@@dethofgod666that’s why fromsoft stay 🔛🔝

[@MasonHarris-ly1pg]

Nothing made me laugh harder than when she literally sees a masked stranger and then 5mins later she gaslights herself and lights a blunt and plays some tunes 😭

[@iiasslouii3274]

I was like WHY?! I would be so on edge that my first thought would be to call the boyfriend again, grab something to defend myself, and sit in a corner where the entire room is in my point of view. This girl smoked a blunt and decided to take a shower with her back turn to an open door. The older I get, the more horror movies piss me off because of the characters dumb decisions

[@ThomasErixn]

And they sent out actors to stand in front of people's houses and called it "promotion". Like who thought of that 😭🙏

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Damn that sounds way cooler than this actual movie

[@BugleBottom]

Nah that’s actually creative unlike the actual movie 💀

[@Rougrou1597]

Someone's lucky they didn't get shot

[@99mage99]

@@BugleBottom Nah bruh you can't be doing stuff like that in America. I know too many people with a cross over between gun ownership and having watched the first Strangers movie way back when it came out. Going and standing outside peoples homes with those masks is a great way to get lead poisoning LMAO

[@Thelorecookie]

It was staged but it was still cool

[@keepdeathonhold]

“It can’t get worse.” The director “hold my beer”

[@GwydionFrost]

See, you just justified social media, and the only positive thing about it. Because social media is so pervasive, now when someone says "hold my beer", there is no one to do that because they all instantly pull out their phones. No free hands. Darwin Award winner lives another day. 😏

[@citiestoash]

@@GwydionFrostgonna assume you haven’t had much contact with women bro

[@shadowofdread7018]

@@GwydionFrost Also going to assume you frequent Reddit because you’re a mod

[@floomfwastaken]

“hold my warm beer because the fridge isn’t working so i need to place an order to get it fixed”

[@GwydionFrost]

@@citiestoash ...with a wife going on 14 years, raising 2 daughters, and being 1 of 2 guys in a department of a dozen for just as many years, you'd be hard pressed to make that claim in the flesh. @shadowofdread7018 ... Reddit? Nope. Never touch the site. If I'm a mod, that's news to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@_Junuan]

The best part about the car scene is they sat in joes car for probably 15 seconds before the stranger came with his truck, then the stranger revved the truck at them for 5-10 seconds and they just sat there and we're like "oh no what do we do!" Then the scene where he has a shotgun to one of the strangers he sits there for no joke 1-2 minutes trying to talk to her before getting blind sided by a guy full sprinting through leaves and doesn't hear him.

[@ash-ot2bo]

right after she let out a fckin howl for the other members to come to her 😭 painful watch

[@addcaffeine]

I didn’t realize why my theater was empty until it was too late 😭

[@ashtongarcia6894]

Walked in there like “wow is pretty empty here huh” 😭

[@nevaeh9125]

At least you had the best view in the theater

[@Angel_9421]

I literally went today and there were 3 other people in the theater….they all 3 left midway 😂

[@varashamus7633]

Just get up and ask for a refund--before it really is too late!

[@Kayla-hs9rt]

Yea I wouldn’t pay to watch this crap. But I did watch on my bootleg website 😅

[@jackbob83]

Next there will be a new TCM movie where the Leatherface doesn’t wear people’s faces, and he doesn’t have a chainsaw, and he isn’t part of a cannibalistic family. And it doesn’t take place in Texas. And it turns out Franklin from the first movie was alive the whole time and he was the “puppet master” of every single TCM movie for the past 40+ years.

[@daniboy4153]

I mean they kinda did something like that almost. In one movie, Leatherface is basically a drag queen and his family is part of the Illuminati.

[@InternetStrangerThatCanRead]

just because it says it's a TCM movie doesn't mean it is

[@wumpus976]

@@daniboy4153at least that movie has Matthew McConaughey in it as Vilmer. He’s probably the best part of that movie, and the only character who feels like he belongs in the Sawyer family.

[@scatman786]

@@daniboy4153isn’t that the third movie?😊

[@daniboy4153]

@@scatman786 No the 4th one

[@redd3a7h47]

“SOMEONE BROKE IN THE HOUSE!” Him: *Does shitty magic trick* *Is this your card?*

[@Dskinny23]

Just watched the trailer with my wife to test something. She stopped mid way and asked if it was a remake for chapter one of the first movie. I said no, we watched the rest, and she called the last line word for word, lol. Then, she went on to ask what does this have to do with where it all began. They missed the mark horrendously.

[@NoahSteel-wx8ry]

It is frustrating how often many forms of media associate people smoking with them having hallucinations when this is actually an extremely uncommon event. If you’re not tripping hard or didn’t take a massive amount of THC, you probably won’t get such visuals unless you’re predisposed to be more greatly effected or are schizophrenic. It’s common for your vision to slightly change while smoking. Seeing things is an indication of psychosis; you have something greater going on in such a scenario 😅

[@enderkatze6129]

Probably the result of Propaganda from the war on drugs way Back when

[@mattrose99]

Ive been so high I forget that my eyes need to be open to see and yet Ive never seen anything. Im actually more likely to get so zoned in on Megamind I stop seeing anything beyond the screen

[@nooneofnote8453]

All they had to do was put in some throwaway lines near the beginning about her having a bad reaction to her BFs specific stuff, or show he was lacing it with something that could cause visual disturbances she didn’t know about. Simple shit they didn’t think to write or they left behind in editing

[@Yodoggy9]

Midsommar still has the best depiction of Shrooms I’ve ever seen. It’s not over-exaggerated and when there are visuals it’s relation to her deteriorating mental state.

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

​@Yodoggy9 I hooked up with a guy once and woke up at 5am to the ending of midsommar. I almost had a heart attack. Waking up next to a guy I barely knew three states away from home to a woman screaming was probably one of the worst things that could have happened short of actual murder

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

its crazy how hard the entertainment industry is beefing right now. literally every single company who makes any entertainment product has been racing to piss themselves on the biggest stage they possibly can. weird times.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Just wait until they take AI corner-cutting to the next level.

[@blackjackson11]

i honestly see it as more of a race between different movie/eNtErTaInMeNt companies to see who can make the shittiest movie imaginable

[@j0doe1]

The bad horror movie meta is seeing the worst power creep in history this year

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

and here was me thinking Halloween Ends sucked look that movie could have been good they had a really cool song Come 2 me by Johnny Goth the new person they were building up was actually kinda cool then they just decided ah lets kill him booooo and Michael Myres dies pretty awfully not painful or gory no just boring

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

It's gonna be strong for a bit. They can be made cheaply and usually net a profit (even if small)

[@gumball2253]

inshallah maxxxine will save us

[@urekmazino6800]

I'll stick to Thai, Japanese and south Korean horror movies

[@gaelserna3699]

power creep?????!!!!!! DOKKANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@HelperUnknownGB]

“The cultural obsession with equating a movie’s success to its box office is incredibly damning to this industry. It’s pushing the industry more and more to making pure product, which is another reason why you constantly have reboots. It’s McDonald’s. People know what they’re going to sit down and watch. Inherently, it’s unhealthy for your brain.” -Lilly Wachowski

[@dr.zoidberg8666]

I get it, but the obsession isn't cultural. It's material. It's just capitalism. Like with many things, introducing a profit motive is deleterious to art, plain & simple.

[@Sonamyfan875]

@@dr.zoidberg8666 >Thinking Communists had artistic freedom

[@lotusinn3]

@@dr.zoidberg8666I’d argue capitalism, at least in its modern form, is practically cultural. Consumerism is a social behavior, one inextricably tied to our modern societies. Agreed though, the death of art starts when profit becomes the goal.

[@Arcademan09]

True but we also live in an age where reviews can't even be trusted anymore and when the general audience doesn't go see a movie, usually that's a sign the movie wasn't good. There's obvious exceptions though

[@Kv-2Heavy]

​@@Sonamyfan875Nah, but the arts did definitely thrive under conditions where profit wasn't the main motive. It's not capitalism vs communism it's quite literally just stating profit as a motive makes horrible art.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

It's fascinating how bad Hollywood writing got after ChatGPT went live... Very curious.

[@the_seer_0421]

It went bad way before that, I don't know under which rock you have been living.

[@davestrider9900]

Not defending AI but yeah it was pretty bad out there even prior. At least those movies were uniquely bad though, it just feels like we're getting the same bad movies over and over again.

[@Bino9898]

It was bad way before AI lmao

[@TheRealStevenSeagals]

I think both sides are right in this in a way, people like Steven Seagal have been making strait trash for decades at this point, but modern movies are definitely getting much worse somehow. Considering how many creators on YT use the ai voices to narrate for them or to write bad fiction stories I'm definitely concerned

[@Jarl3169]

​@@TheRealStevenSeagalsyeah but AI writings only really popped off in like what? The last 2 years, this problems been goin on since like 2018, got real bad around 2020-2021 now it's just continuing shit movie after shit movie

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

It's pretty telling that there are many different options for what the title could be about. Literally every franchise is being killed off intentionally.

[@leonkuwata4510]

Intentionally? You think everyone is just losing money on purpose? What exactly is the point of that?

[@thekamotodragon]

@@leonkuwata4510 Destroy all classic American media, disenfranchise and demoralize the American people, etc etc. You know, what they've been doing the years.

[@chimponkoman]

​@leonkuwata4510 good question. Why dont you ask hollywood amd dosney that question.

[@leonkuwata4510]

@@chimponkoman Well the answer anyone at Disney and in Hollywood would give (and the obvious answer to anyone with a quarter brain cell) is "They aren't".

[@thekamotodragon]

@@chimponkoman dosney

[@Anonymous-73]

“They ruined this franchise” Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK]

Right lmao

[@AsymmetricalCrimes]

yeah sometimes Charlie's titles literally tell us nothing about the video

[@Anonymous-73]

@@AsymmetricalCrimes to be completely fair that is kinda the point so you feel more interested to click on the video

[@blacxthornE]

​@@AsymmetricalCrimes sometimes?

[@PrinceFloof]

​@@Anonymous-73I'm more sad at the fact that the guy didn't get your joke

[@Just_A_Wandering_Star]

Its baffling how mainstream movie makers have forgotten how terrifying the fear of the unknown is to the human species.

[@TheDailyGrubb_Music]

I rewatched the original and it didn’t hold up nearly as well as I thought it would. BUT the “Because you were home” line in the film STILL sends shivers down my spine 😳

[@elizahamilton5599]

I love that line, it gives all the reason while still having no reason😭 the strangers will always be iconic

[@toxiczombiewolf5692]

I honestly liked 2 better felt for like a Slasher and u felt bad for the characters the first ine I remember being bored waiting for something to happen which did in the last 15 minutes 🙃

[@tanner201x8]

“It don’t hold up” dog water opinion

[@CharlieCabralos]

@@tanner201x8 Well, can you give your opinion then? I think it's fantastic on first watch because the realistic situation is very tense. On rewatch it wasn't as fun because the tension is lost since you know how the movie plays out. I don't think rewatch-ability makes a good movie though, so I'll always defend the OG.

[@lordwacko958]

⁠@@CharlieCabralosi’ll give my opinion and say that the first movie is written pretty decently. yea certain things happen because scary movie plot, but otherwise the couple isn’t nearly as stupid, the strangers are smarter, actually play tricks, and have personality that isn’t just generic “we’re crazyyy and wear clown masks woahh”. its definitely a long movie for sure, but it doesn’t pad for runtime like this one

[@bigeek]

all these new movies sound like something you would hear in a bus during a middle school field trip

[@AJkingwing]

"Hello girlfriend of five years, I'm VERY suspicious of this mechanic." A few hours later "You didn't see ANYONE whaddya mean--"

[@chickenlegsTV]

A trilogy? Seriously!? So many talented writers and directors are fighting for a spot on some random TV show, and this "Moonfall" guy gets a trilogy? *Apparently I misheard Charley here, he was referring to the director of Tarot. But my point still stands Harlin's track record isn't clean either.

[@allsparkstudios1299]

It's not written by the moonfall writer

[@ActNasty5]

You misunderstood what he said lol. Tarot was the moonfall guy

[@TheLilRocker2005]

Renny Harlin has been bad ever since 2000! His last good movie was "Deep Blue Sea" in 99. To me, his good movies were "A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master", "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger", "The Long Kiss Goodnight" and "Deep Blue Sea"

[@daniboy4153]

​@@TheLilRocker2005 Agreed, though "Mindhunters" is a guilty pleasure of mine

[@TheLilRocker2005]

@@daniboy4153 I think I only saw that one time when it first came out.

[@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore]

The one made by a studio whose founder was a scammer was better

[@usenernameler._.]

@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1what

[@Dexy_xy]

@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 no one cares

[@CrustyFox87]

@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 SHUT UP FOREVER

[@Gogerotta]

​@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 bot

[@OrenjiMura]

@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Mentally ill bot

[@mason4354]

One thing i always hated about even the first stranger is how unintelligent the victims are and how much plot armor the killers have

[@PokeNaru29]

Eh I personally don’t think the first one has as much of an issue as this one.

[@billybro1403]

the first one was good tho, and the couple was attractive atleast, the new ones are plain annoying and nubskulls

[@lordwacko958]

the couple in the first Strangers was actually pretty smart apart from a few mistakes; everything they tried was just countered by the Strangers toying with them: they destroyed his car, broke their phones and the radio in the shack, ambushed the guy when he had a clean shot on one, getting them paranoid enough to kill dennis reynolds

[@iamleonidus1742]

I have never heard my girlfriend say that a movie was bad, she will only ever talk about the positive parts of a movie. She went to the strangers movie with her sister and said it was terrible. I was shocked, the movie has to be absolute dog shit

[@TacticalDesticals]

Welcome to Charlie’s channel. The only man who could literally just put “this video is up” as the title and I would still watch it.

[@mrlee3412]

Was that the original title

[@Perdix64]

I sometimes love working at movie theaters cause I get to see the slop that comes out before most people see it.

[@Moggleberries]

He didn’t bring her back a cheeseburger too? 1/10

[@BrandonDenny-we1rw]

Considerate men are a rare breed these days

[@tracebrooks7846]

He did, "One with no meat."

[@RedLogicYT]

This is and has always been the reality of the horror genre. The barrier to entry for making horror movies is very low, which means that youd inevitably get an abundance of slop.

[@thomasffrench3639]

Yep, but there’s a lot of garbage in other genres. Also this is a pretty solid year for horror

[@zacharylittle7244]

“Hey pal, did you just just blow in from stupid-town” is probably one of my favorite phrases from Charlie

[@Adventure3Man]

Its from spongebob lol

[@zacharylittle7244]

@ Charlie says it funnier than the cartoon but I get what you mean

[@Balend]

​@zacharylittle7244 He didn't mean anything by it, he's just telling you where it's from. It's not a 'phrase from Charlie,' it's a quote from Spongebob.

[@SebbySkeleton]

I have never seen so many people in a theatre screaming at the characters for being absolutely brain dead.

[@frogz8317]

You see the Strangers have the ability to steal all their good Karma so while the Strangers have 10/10 plot armor. The main characters act like brain dead cartoon characters.

[@TheGeneratedNarukami06]

Just like with an abomination on Cartoon Network that is called Teen Titans Go, since these main characters of the show are extremely unlikeable?

[@Ghostsimp2]

One of the many reasons why I hate the first movie and I will probably hate this movie

[@PrinceFloof]

​@@Ghostsimp2The characters in the first one weren't nearly this stupid, low bar I know

[@mrdeepop8121]

No way glep spoke English!?!?🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@TheSinatra]

@@TheGeneratedNarukami06Teen Titans Go has some funny moments this movies have nothing

[@RaatoHarmonica]

I had never heard of this movie before, but the news title at 2:04 explained everything: Tarot had the Moonfall writer but Strangers has Renny Harlin, Finland's curse upon Hollywood.

[@theantitroll]

They’re making enough bad horror movies to give Charlie a life time of content

[@thrillcollectors]

Bro I had a client today (I’m a barber) telling me I HAD to go see the new Strangers. Dude said it was “unlike anything he had seen.” this same dude just last week told me that Rebel Moon was the first “actually good” movie of the year…

[@PrinceFloof]

Better raise those prices, just for them, for putting up with their horrible takes

[@friedrichjunzt]

Is he a real human?

[@danielhuras617]

Sounds like you could convince this guy of anything.

[@-Teague-]

Plot twist: those are the only movies he's seen all year

[@IStealButterdToast]

Must’ve had his mind wiped

[@gunprojects5398]

Horror movies with "stalking in the middle of nowhere" plots REQUIRE characters that are stupid and make illogical decisions because that's the only way that there's a story.

[@ColorlessSkittle]

These bad horror films got Charles working over time💀

[@x8Ghostyx]

They really shocked him cuz of how bad they are, horror was the perfect choice 💀💀

[@deshawnwilliams6939]

​@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Who asked? Shut up bot

[@SJ-Lakui]

@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1crazy how I have your mother

[@SemperFi_EDC_Guy]

"It's painful! It's painful!"

[@VultureMD]

CAUSE IT IS!

[@Severnex]

I just so happened to open comments and I read this as he said it

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

My local AMC theatres is playing The Mummy (1999) on the big screen.

[@TerranceDavis-lu3yr]

I love that movie

[@thebigw1231]

"Oh my god theres a banging at the door"

[@AluminumFusion22]

OG YMS fans rise up!

[@gyomeihimejima3982]

bro the 'jumpscares' genuinely had me rolling my eyes. ive never done that before

[@joestar_kid5208]

You can tell that Charlie is passionate about something when his voice keeps getting louder and he's becoming more animated

[@PrinceFloof]

Basically, insano style

[@Cielphantomm]

Oh my god I watched this movie two days ago with my sister and her friend and in the theatre there were like three other people, everyone was laughing or making fun of the main characters the ENTIRE MOVIE. 😭😭 My sister was so pissed at them she started cussing them out, like genuine rage

[@Dan-yw2ku]

Next up: strangers chapter two: the scargiver

[@x8Ghostyx]

The stranger's chapter 2 will be the death of the franchise, the name says it all 💀💀

[@R-MAN-mp5tw]

The problem is that there's nothing new to offer to the table nowadays. Even if you're going to make a movie, at least offer something worth watching, add some twists, or subvert expectations. Do something unique. The problem is that if you get lazy with the same old stuff, it gets tiring.

[@Blanktester685]

there is nothing unique every idea that we all could could think of has probably already been done before at least once.

[@R-MAN-mp5tw]

@@Blanktester685 Then at least try to put a spin or put your flavor or style on it. That's what is lacking nowadays.

[@R-MAN-mp5tw]

​@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 Nice try bot. Must be tough spamming the comment section and being programmed with zero original thoughts.

[@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo]

​@@Blanktester685as I always say it is about the execution of tropes that make you stand out.

[@michaelbuto305]

You dont need to even thinking new troupe. King exile his son to be strong? Thats common troupe, but stop trying to make it more epic. Heck try making it over the top that actually 3 King from different Kingdom do the same yet join mercenary and these Son actually become rivals and whatever happen. Make the character likeable. Use the guilt of time instead guilt of self. Move on. It just a example, but these day movie looks like mental illness story. Heck they not even build Expectation for the watcher to step on. Most great game come from sweat shop, probably thats where they found light of creativity too. These writer are just... sorry not sorry probably not have a good experience to actually tell a story.

[@orionconstellation7690]

10:06 “The freaky brothers is strong stuff” is pure insanity

[@ilovemydoogle]

Once I saw the commercial, my first thought was "oh I bet Charlie's gonna make a video on how bad this is"

[@Barry_05]

Fun fact for today : psycho was the first American film to feature a toilet

[@SpeddyTruck]

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice Your only content is literally a slideshow.

[@JoyScreams]

Why do you know this information?

[@Gojiracity]

That's not true

[@ChocolateEffigy]

​@@SpeddyTruck you're literally helping the bots by talking to them

[@antoniorivera6861]

@@ChocolateEffigyyou’re helping the bots by talking to the guy talking to the bots

[@wsgbrokie]

How to make Cabot Mac n Cheese from the store bought box (I was bored ok?) . Have water boil on stove . When water is boiled, stir noodles for about 12 mins . Drain the noodles when done . Add milk, butter, cheese powder . Mix until it’s chunkless . Stir cheese sauce with noodles . Enjoy!

[@TourettesMajestic]

The fact that they could have just jumped on the motorcycle and hung out in town instead of whatever this shitshow was is hilarious

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

yea honestly i would have just said huh you know what screw this place lets chill in the town with these cool people

[@frenchiewearingahoodie3770]

At this point, horror movies have almost completely rotted to the levels that things such as adult animated shows have. You could explain tarot to me like it was a family guy episode.

[@mr.dirtydannnnn]

What? Yeah these last 2 movies sucked ass, but that's after like 30 amazing horror movies from the last 3 years.

[@billbill6094]

​@@mr.dirtydannnnn 30? You surely mean 2.

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

Oh man this is gonna be worse than that time I was invited to that haunted card game

[@mr.dirtydannnnn]

@@billbill6094 want me to name some?

[@billbill6094]

@@mr.dirtydannnnn sure, why not. I can probably guess two

[@jesstest20000]

Oh, you forgot the BEST part, instead of SHOOTING THE STRANGER, the boyfriend gives off a real zinger. "You know how they say your first kill is the hardest? This is my second."

[@WoeBringer1195]

$10? Bro, where I live, it's like double that!

[@SJ-Lakui]

You in America?, I can get 9.50 tickets in Sydney Australia

[@BrandonDenny-we1rw]

​@@SJ-Lakui America differs heavily from Town to Town let alone different states. Mt prices are around $13 unless its on the $6 time slot but idk of they still do that

[@s.5242]

​@@SJ-Lakuihow TF you getting 9.50 tickets? Hoyts and Event are over $20 for a standard ticket and even more for Xtreme screen or VMax.

[@techyrelic]

you guys pay 20 quid? where i am the most expensive are like £13, usually around £6-7.

[@SJ-Lakui]

@@s.5242 cough Dumaresq

[@Kebabmies]

So we are not getting moist meter for these movies😭😭

[@randomcommentor5474]

No, these bad shows make charlie drier than the desert

[@reeington8340]

He gave it a 15%

[@angelcakes9445]

I hope you’ll consider watching smaller movies since big studio horror movies keep disappointing you, “The first omen”, “late night with the devil”, and “I saw the tv glow” are all smaller budget horrors that released this year that are also great and deserve to be seen. Love the content btw.

[@adamgates4659]

Late night with the devil was horrible

[@billybro1403]

the first omen was plain bad. late night is being overhyped, all that drama for no payoff (but it was alright)

[@Kingedwardiii2003]

Strangers 2008 scared the living hell outta me when I was a child

[@MISTERKIC]

..and me as a grown man. 7.5/10

[@6Simply6Sean6]

As a stoner I hate when mfs think just cuz im faded dont mean I know what im talking about

[@Arcademan09]

The first movie made no sense. Like the strangers already broke into their house, they're 3 ft behind them ready to swing the axe and then they immediately disappear when the protagonist turns around. Why?

[@iAmPimmiCue]

First one was pretty mediocre, You're Next was much better

[@Gojiracity]

​​@@iAmPimmiCueYou're Next is literally a twist on movies like the Strangers... It's like saying "Spaceballs is better than Star Wars"

[@Arcademan09]

@@Gojiracity at this point Space Balls is better than Star Wars tbh

[@Arcademan09]

@@braxtonvincent6359 I guess but there's literal shots of them swinging back the axe and the last line of the movie when the strangers get into the truck she says something like "next time it won't be so difficult" like they were being interrupted or something

[@Gojiracity]

@@Arcademan09 When I can't tell if someone is either dumb or trolling is when I back off.

[@TheLilRocker2005]

And to think, Renny Harlin once gave us some really good movies like "A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master", "Die Hard 2", "Cliffhanger", "The Long Kiss Goodnight" and "Deep Blue Sea". Did they do the ending too?? The "Because you were home" scene?

[@brianmidkiff5408]

That line is in the trailer

[@Skullei]

"Yeah ma'am, I see the door is busted open but there is no one here. What are you smoking?"

[@zackari]

I was locked in on the 1am fridge call for cold beer but the moment you mentioned an inhaler I deflated and said just let him die cold beer and an inhaler he's not long for the world.

[@faithcoates128]

Every time a movie that does not need a sequel turns into a franchise an angel loses its wings😢

[@Local_Phantasm]

and legs as well probably

[@Blanktester685]

so like 99% of media nothing needs a sequel.

[@PrinceFloof]

You deserve these bots copycat

[@peyda2647]

I just rewatched "No country for old men" and it was amazing. So much creativity and a very special sense of uncomfort.

[@Justacatlmao]

I almost wish a movie was made that told us who Tamara was. It's just such a weirdly specific name. Makes you wonder is she important?

[@lux4163]

It's honestly better if we don't know. But this trilogy will probably reveal the significance of it unfortunately

[@Hndshks]

That is literally what this awful reboot trilogy is for. They are 100% going to reveal who Tamara is/was. Same goes for the identities of the Strangers. We will find out in this trilogy. It will suck. Who's Tamara? WHO CARES! It was a throw away line to sound creepy. When you try to "dig into the lore" of it, you defang it. It will no longer be scary or creepy. Instead, it will just be stupid. Incredibly stupid.

[@michaelbrooks7814]

Can’t believe there’s going to be two more parts of this. This is the Horror Rebel Moon basically.

[@Nice_Tokes]

I am perplexed by the decision not to release this film directly to streaming services. It is yet another disappointment in the horror genre, and I must admit that I am not surprised.

[@SeanSnyder1993]

In the time it took me to get back to this video from looking up their names on Wikipedia, I've forgotten their names.

[@TipTickler14]

7:36 say that again

[@g-boiscomics4826]

Say that again……

[@avery-u1w]

thought the same

[@lee-cl8td]

The scariest part of this is that this is someone's favourite movie

[@captainyeets]

Could you touch my phone through the fence C?

[@Electricreflections369]

Ya gotta get it goin, bud!

[@Feign_Way]

RIP Conald

[@MegatronSturdy]

Is this a fallout reference

[@justaes9547]

You’re fired bud, you didn’t follow proto

[@HeavyJohno]

Hey mommy 😘

[@GottaBeWitch]

"How the strangers got their start". Main character proceeds to use an iPhone 13 as a flashlight 😂

[@NveeMe]

$10??? My theater charges $15 plus tax 😂

[@FireWavePhantom]

Mine charges $7

[@SolarSiren9]

Charlie could literally talk about drywall and watching paint dry and I would still enjoy the video

[@Bloodfencer1990]

Charlie makes the best movie reviews in the world and he doesn't even use footage from the movies.

[@reekypeanuts5581]

Dude I saw it in theaters because I loved the original but the worst part was that there were some level 10 yappers in front of me. They would literally start screaming at the most unscary things.

[@ion1984]

man i love the videos where you just record the whole thing rather than throwing in 80% stream clip with an intro ... thank you

[@DogKnees69]

whips out tire iron* " I cOuLd'Ve ThOuGhT yOu WeRe A cAr JaCkEr"

[@olufolarinoduntan9097]

Damn this awful Strangers movie is outcracking Cr1tikal's vocal cords harder than US Immigration or Xbox.

[@Amystic-ery]

Today was one of the worst days in my life. But charlie always distracts me from the shittyness

[@mekhiellison6715]

My girlfriend and I watched chapters one last night, and I literally fell asleep as soon as they got the key for the Airbnb and I woke up when they got their truck rammed fell back asleep and woke up in the movie was over

[@cooliostarstache5474]

The first one can never be outdone, it has the Golden God himself

[@MobyDrip]

Tbh, I was expecting him to talk about the new Assassin's Creed.

[@RightfulArchon186]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 thanks bro, I won't.

[@blackblanket0]

Same😭

[@saeberrr]

i love charlie but he would never speak an opinion that controversial on yt

[@danny70792]

Yeah ubisoft needs it's entire corporate level replaced with new people

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

That whole AC drama is dumb. Assassin's Creed has never been historically accurate. Nothing wrong with a black samurai.

[@Jetfox967]

The original one is an absolute cult classic, so it’s a huge shame to see Hollywood ruin it by making this slop.

[@Dan_Jams]

"Ay, pal. You just blow in from stupid town?"

[@MisterDreary]

Can we talk about how many times the boyfriend pumps the shotgun in five seconds

[@SunnyandCuddly]

"And starts missing every shot because it's a horror movie" My friend in Christ it is a S H O T G U N.

[@thermalserpent4269]

What I liked about the first two movies was that they both shared the scene where the guy was looking for a gun

[@cemeterywe4ther]

thank you for covering this. i was intrigued by the trailer (after semi-liking the first one & the second one being a snoozefest) and now i am not anymore

[@therealalaskancriminal]

Why did everyone suddenly forget that charlie literally promoted a predatory payday loan company

[@neonknight6373]

Which one?

[@therealalaskancriminal]

@@neonknight6373 current (in the xbox video)

[@therealalaskancriminal]

@@neonknight6373 the xbox video, he sponsored the company “current” and it was a payday loan scam

[@thomasdawicki141]

Fun Fact of the Day: the first popsicle was invented in 1882 by French chemist and pharmacist Joseph deMarco when developing a menthol free soar throat soothing agent. When the treatment became popular in a non-medical context they were sold under the name “Flavored Icicles” using icebox carts. Leave a like if you enjoyed this fact!

[@hamiltonkelly5849]

I just saw this movie today, it was actually the first nearly packed theater I've seen since 2019, but half the crowd was laughing and making fun of the movie , not super loud just hushed whispers. but most people laughed when they killed Joe, and after the crowd quieted down some dude in the 2nd row from the screen got up, turned around, shushed the theater and shouted DISRESPECTFUL. 10/10 movie experience

[@kylobf2180]

As a horror geek, I really hope Charlie has seen Sinister and The Babadook. Those are shit your pants terrifying.

[@ordinarryalien]

That's every franchise for ya.

[@NoobySwooby]

@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 can you shut up

[@drippycheeriosbox]

​@Big.Aziza_not.tha_lil_1 not crazy lil bro

[@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK]

Except for back to the future. The goat franchise

[@ordinarryalien]

@@TheKNIGHTELFMOHAWK They're going to release a new film 14 years later, and it's going to flop hard.

[@Maddin1313]

I loved when John Stranger (the space marine) said "It's strange-ing time!" and strangered all over the place.

[@YrMomsHusbando]

There are more guns than people in the United States yet no one ever carries while traveling in these movies. Thats the real horror