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[@crush3r_102]

You know a movie is bad when Charlie refuses to Moist Meter it and just trashes it in its own video instead.

[@jbgaming3221]

These bots bro I swear

[@andrew2377]

cringe attempt at a top comment.

[@Nesolepus]

Does Charlie even moist meter anymore?

[@Nesolepus]

Never mind, he did SawX 6 days ago. Surprised, he skipped Starfield and BGate3

[@echodragon7836]

Sad that he didn't moist meter puss in boots

[@NotBatman101]

This is just such a perfect example of franchise obsession. They didn’t care if the movie was good or not, they just cared about having a franchise they can lure people into the theater with. Absolutely pathetic.

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

I mean it worked for Disney.

[@kevinenloe6470]

Literally has been happening to everything, most companies and shit are just shells with new insides churning out stuff

[@hebat45]

​@@zombifiedpariah7392Not anymore apparently lol, with how many disney franchise movies that bombed this year

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

@@eyegnieesllA Simple: You blame both. And yes you can. And you simply sacrifice some of your braincells to listen to the absolute woke garbage the privileged white collar 6 figure making cast and crew are looking to shovel down your throat with the most repulsive, disgusting, worst possible attitude they can possibly have about it.

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

@@hebat45 Yeah, NOW. In like the last year or 2. Now that it's become "cool" or "popular" to hate on them. They have been making BANK for not putting in the SLIGHTEST bit of effort whatsoever and blatantly spitting on anyone who enjoyed their films for like a whole DECADE before hand.

[@reversalmushroom]

What filmmakers who use jumpscares don't understand is that startling is not the same thing as scaring.

[@willoworm]

Don't remember who said it (may have been Charlie actually), but calling a jumpscare good horror is like tickling someone and calling it good comedy

[@tricko8000]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@willowormThe original phrase is super old lol

[@im2arrogant118]

Well there are two types of scares, shock and tention, a jumpscare has shock value and isn't inherently bad, but on it's own it's only half of the equasion. A horror piece (film or game) needs both shock and tention to achieve good scares. Also jumpscares are obviously not the only way to achieve shock just the most convenient. A good example of a good use is when you raise the tention of the scene after the jumpscare instead of dispell it, that way it overloads the viewer and makes it less fleeting.

[@reversalmushroom]

@@im2arrogant118 To me, horror is when what you're seeing makes you feel real emotions like dread or regret. Like when you see all the failed Ripley clones in Alien Resurrection or when Charlie dies in Hereditary and Peter goes home and waits for their mom's inevitable reaction.

[@im2arrogant118]

@@reversalmushroom Regret isn't necessarily a 'scary' emotion and therefore doesn't fall under the same definition, but I get what you mean. Otherwise both examples fall under the tension category I mentioned. Shock is when an immediate reaction is elicited. Tension is when a feeling is being built up over time. Like I said, everything 'scary' falls under those 2 factors. Hereditary especially is incredibly adept at using tension, the scene you mentioned being a great example of it. I'm obviously simplifying my explanations here drastically as to not write a novel in a yt comment, but I hope I make enough sense.

[@thetopcats.9154]

The episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where they parody The Exorcist and Muriel gets possessed is legitimately scarier than this movie, and that demon was defeated by a dog in a dress chanting "kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo".

[@anibalrodriguez2626]

That episode actually terrified me as a kid, even more than the original film

[@Ahhahhhsiisis]

Lmaooo that’s the mattress episode 💀 Hubaloo and howdy doo

[@JakeReehl]

You’re actually right, and that’s sad

[@UrSoulsBelong2No1]

Courage the Cowardly Dog was straight up the most traumatizing show I watched as a kid, but, in a good way strangely enough

[@youtubeterminatedmyaccount8882]

that was a heavy dose of nostalgia reading that

[@alexanderg1297]

Let’s not forgot that the director of this movie is currently speed running for a world record trying to make dull trilogies out of every notable horror franchise of the last 50 years.

[@CentiPlays]

I am Halloween Ends' strongest soldier.

[@dearcastiel4667]

@@CentiPlays I can understand you defending Halloween and Halloween kills. But Ends ? That movie was just a super combo of shitty sequel, retarded story, disrespect to Myers and bland ending.

[@Polygonyall]

i am halloween 2018's strongest soldier

[@spriteking3944]

​@@CentiPlaysNo. That would be me...

[@slymongoose420]

He also did pineapple express

[@tiagobelo4965]

honestly, a scary movie style possession story where the demons are really just goofing around and having some silly fun could be kind of a fun watch

[@Acromit]

theres something similar that's produced, its called what we do in the shadows and its a documentary style movie about vampires being goofy, borat is a closish movie style

[@undercookedtoast1479]

@@Acromitimmediately thought of what we do in the shadows lol. Great movie

[@dr.pineapple8495]

Evil Dead

[@me-dc8pj]

You might like the BBC show Ghosts (there is an American version too but imo the British version is better)

[@ryanharsch4818]

​@dr.pineapple8495 what this guy said that's literally the original evil dead

[@LunTheOptimist]

Imagine spending $400 million for the rights to a franchise, then shitting all over it because you didn't want to spend a small amount of that money to pay writers. Unbelievable.

[@williamking3301]

Well, there was the writers' strike going on. When was this movie made?

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

@@williamking3301Pre writers strike lol

[@adsim100]

Star Wars was purchased for 4 billion. They've only made about 1 back so far and people are sick of star wars already.

[@Timelord411]

The writers get paid 9 grand a week. Disparu already covered this.

[@TrackpadProductions]

Filming ended in March. It's got nothing to do with the strike.

[@GeminiDark]

Honestly, a demon possession story where the demon just gets bored would be pretty interesting.

[@juipeltje]

That actually sound like a great idea for some sort of horror parody movie, where they just make fun of horror movie tropes

[@stremstrem3632]

mid chaos the demon becomes self-aware ; "i'm a fucking overpowered interdimensional being, what the fuck am i doing possessing a kid"

[@ishanstuff]

​@@stremstrem3632I would watch this

[@qx0xy]

​@@stremstrem3632usually the excuse is that they need a human medium to exercise their powers

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

black mirror:

[@RandomUser8P]

Jokes aside, Charlie’s idea to buy Jimmy Neutron and make a series centered around Hugh Neutron is an amazing idea that I would gladly spend money to watch

[@pyroha]

Glad I'm not the only one lol

[@ksea6565]

I would def leave my house to see that lol

[@frofrozzty]

Literally came here to say this. Honestly the fact that Nickelodeon has completely abandoned doing anything with Jimmy Neutron or Fairly Odd Parents is baffling to me. I guess if it's not SpongeBob they feel like they won't make any money off it.

[@FriedProfile]

@@frofrozzty Spongebob makes alot of easy money since the writers don't have to worry about any episodes being connected. I bet a proper return to Jimmy Neutron or Fairly odd parents could make a good amount of money, but there isn't a place for shows with stories in modern nickelodeon

[@cizl_0]

agreed

[@Justacatlmao]

We all can agree that losing 400 million is way scarier than Exorcists movie!

[@bo3hamster]

​@CrewmateComplexXPshut up ur an actual bot tbh

[@the_clutch_habitz]

@CrewmateComplexXP no one asked

[@wizdom224]

At least someone got a real scare out of this

[@Sandwichenjoyer4]

@CrewmateComplexXPnot only do you spam cringe comments but you also use the weakest comeback possible

[@idk_2828]

ONG

[@mutantraze3681]

Hopefully Hollywood finally understands that going to the graveyard with a shovel every time you need a movie idea is NOT something good

[@sqwidlord8344]

That day will come when hell freezes over

[@christiankneupper7011]

they won't becuase hollywood is morally bankrupt filled with groomers and pedos

[@daltonrothchild6569]

Most of that money was actually used just to get Ellen Burstyn 😂 They made her so many offers that she kept refusing because she thought the script was ass and finally after they offered her twice as much as the most she’s ever made from a film and agreed to pay for an entire fundraiser she was very passionate about she finally agreed and then she shit on the script publicly months before the release lmao

[@MysteryMii]

Not really. Universal HAD to promise a trilogy in order to get the rights, and they had to get their streaming service Peacock to handle the sequels if need be so that they could guarantee that the sequels would be made one way or another, and this deal was made before the streaming bubble began to burst, in a time when Netflix paid nearly $500 million for the rights to two Knives Out sequels.

[@Nick_J_]

@LordTommyParkyVEVOIT OBVIOUSLY ISNT !!!!!

[@troin3925]

@@MysteryMii What exactly did you mean by "The the streaming bubble began to burst?" I just want to make sure.

[@MysteryMii]

@@troin3925 What I mean was when the substantial growth streaming was having began to slow down last year and investors began to question studios that had their own streaming services on how exactly they were planning to make them profitable after spending ludicrous amounts of money on exclusive content for them. This is part of the reason why there’s been stuff in the last year and a half like price hikes, the introduction of and focus on ad-supported tiers, crackdowns on password sharing, and content being pulled from streaming services or canned all together in the name of tax write offs or cost cutting, as well as a renewed focus on licensing content out to other streaming services. The fact of the matter is that with the exception of Netflix (and even they have shown to not be completely immune to all this), streaming isn’t really a substantial business, and the studios that had their own streaming services were caught off guard when the streaming bubble began to burst.

[@Mr.Brothybear]

Thats KInda Funny

[@jschlattLIVE]

I am absolutely elated to hear that you like my milk

[@ScooterCat64]

Goat milk?

[@paragongaming1885]

I love seeing other people I know in random comment sections

[@domricci8208]

Ah yes, a man of true wisdom blesses us again

[@Kvnproduction942]

What

[@AceHuman]

Dude likes mommy milkers

[@mfenix911]

I recommend The Cleansing Hour. It's an above average horror movie where a fake exorcist has to deal with a real demon on a live stream. The main actress does an amazing job.

[@yxng_tugz]

i think it would be cool if they explored the idea of the whole world getting possessed or nearly the whole world somehow and it’s like the church against the whole world of possessed people kinda like a crusade or world war z or smth idk i think it would be cool

[@RosiesTunes]

I forgot about that movie it's genuinely so good

[@joshuah9109]

Ellen Burysten is trailer full. It happens all the time lately. She's all over the trailer and the fans scream: "SHE'S BACK!! I'M SOOOO EXCITED NOW!!!" also, she turned down the role 3x. She finally asked for an outrageous amount of money and then asked DOUBLE that and said she accepted the role for that mount. They agreed. She donated the money to an arts college.

[@SpinoRexy733]

It must be great being an actor or actress/celebrity. Can demand outrageous amounts of money just for their participation. Name any other profession where you can pull bs like that?

[@joshuah9109]

@@SpinoRexy733 Right!? At least she donated it to a college.

[@SpinoRexy733]

@@joshuah9109 Yeah but still, it shows just how easy celebrities in general have it in general. Just have money thrown at them just for existing basically. But it also shows just how much money big corporations have that they can just willynilly throw buckets of money down the drain like it's no big deal.

[@joshuah9109]

@@SpinoRexy733 Oh, I agree 💯! The production company paid $400million simply for the right to THE EXORCIST to make a planned trilogy. This 1st film is getting terrible reviews and the box office numbers don't look promising. So they likely just threw away $400miilion!!

[@enderkatze6129]

That's hilarious. I would do that too If i were in her Position. Probably donate the Money elsewhere tho

[@lucakiami8988]

A movie about Hugh Neutron would unironically do amazing, probably.

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

Agreed.

[@cellyzs]

no it wouldnt lol sounds awful but idk if awful in a good way or bad way. they already tried something with sheen and it was terrible. the same thing would happen there

[@Local_Phantasm]

@CrewmateComplexXPok python script

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

@@Local_PhantasmI’m stealing this phrase for when I see a bot from now on.

[@moviemaker2011z]

@@cellyzssheen isnt exactly a liked character. he was annoying and had no real redeeming quality to him to warrant a spin off. Hugh however was a very much loved character oddly enough and people would definitely watch it to start. i dont think it would last or be a strong spin off, but it would start strong.

[@QuinnGIn1080p]

If more people knew the story of what that lady went through with the first Exorcist movie then they'd understand why she was given a roll where no one would notice if she said "no" to it; because there probably was a good chance that she would have said no, or backed out.

[@Jenna2k]

What did she go through?

[@LukeParon]

The biggest crime in this film is the total betrayal of Chris (Ellen Bs character) and Reagans relationship. After EVERYTHING they went through and the bond they made in the first film (even deeper in the book) it makes no sense to me that Chris would betray Reagan by going against her wishes to write that book. Furthermore such a massive thing is Chris' gratitude towards the two priests in The Exorcist, and then in this film she makes som joke about them upholding the patriarchy???

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

"the patriarchy"? Oh now I'm ABSOLUTELY ELATED this movie flopped.

[@BuzzardPlanet97]

Interesting to see this comment (haven’t seen the new movie) because that’s something that also happened in the tv show, which I had thought they were retconning. I actually liked the tv show though

[@Chugargonfan]

Of course they brought modern shit into this. I bet too that Angela is the black girl. As soon as I heard the choice clip in the trailer I knew the black girl would live cuz it’s impossible for her not to at this point in Hollywood. Wish none had to die but still thought it was funny I called it

[@tiergeist2639]

You normies are still very clueless about the cul....al mar....m. its not modern...its good old mar.....st pro....da to flip over the natives society to take ov...er their coun....es. Ah ja..........so, so clueless......

[@samanthajeffers9339]

I thought the different believes systems was strange. Idk feels like a weird rule

[@funx24X7]

My favorite bit of possession-related media to date is the Faith game series. You genuinely don't need millions of dollars to make a captivating horror experience.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Dude, the part when you're reading the note and it starts getting super twisted and horrible and goes off the rails, and when you finish and realize you're a horrid little crawling demon yourself... that part was so shocking that I started laughing out loud like I had been possessed! XD Faith is such a great series

[@undercookedtoast1479]

Father Clarke locking himself in the basement with the demon and talking about how this is God’s work to the detective was actually insane.

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

Charlie should make his own movie, being the esteemed actor he is

[@octobsession3061]

coaches don't play

[@Mr._Pancakes]

@@octobsession3061 He seems to critique heavily on horror movies. He should do his own movie how he really wants.

[@OfficialPagan4rS]

@@octobsession3061but they gotta play to become coaches

[@RebelPaws]

@@Mr._Pancakes I can certainly guarantee with the effort he gives his own content. He could make a banger horror film, but giving critique doesn't mean you want to create your own. He could point out issues in a AAA game doesn't mean he wants to try and make a AAA game.

[@Millaaxton]

@@RebelPawsor he wouldn’t want his own movie to flop being the high critique he is

[@koquarian]

Charlie mentioning the jumpscares where they're just talking or doing something mundane is definitely true, but I know exactly why they did it. Because the original did, but they missed the execution and the purpose. The original had scenes where the main character would be just lying down or talking to a doctor and they would subtly flash a frame of a demon, meant to represent that the demon who possessed them is present and make the viewer feel dread. But, of course, they didn't use a noise or overuse it. I actually love the Exorcist 3's big jumpscare of the movie, so I feel like there is a proper way to use them and this new one didn't know how.

[@troin3925]

To quote Adum from his Oldboy review "Why are you showing it if the whole point of showing it isn't there!? Why!?"

[@CentiPlays]

This movie doesn't do it as strong as the original, but much of the flashing at least has to do with what they're discussing or relates somewhat to what's happening in the movie. And I think it keeps the viewer on edge and a little anxious, so long as they're willing to be invested in the movie they're watching. The flashing Imagery isn't used as good as the original, but a lot of this movie does what the original did well enough, and I think it's recieving too much flack for it

[@fraserjurock7724]

Please keep making content like this for people like me who will NEVER watch these movies but still like to be in the loop. These videos are better than the actual movie for me haha

[@beethovensoup]

i shit better than charlie

[@ksea6565]

Absolutely…I hate horror movies..but Charlie talking about it was fabulous….love it

[@moodyblues2716]

Idk i thought the movie was alright

[@markoselendic3690]

+1

[@austinrash3963]

Sissys🤣

[@mauldin128]

Watching 6 ads during a charlie video is scarier than this movie

[@greenman1939]

Charlie! I met you last night and asked for a picture! I wanted to say something that I didn’t get a chance to say! People love you and your content because you’re genuine, have a great moral compass, and a great sense of humor. You don’t have a massive editing team behind you or anything. It’s just you, your camera, and your personality. I really do love it. I think there’s proof of that in your follower count but I just wanted to be able to say thank you! Thanks for letting my boys and I take that picture what a special moment.

[@bigvidboi4909]

wth charlie's not even real dude shut up, he's a funny short man inside my screen

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

You met him last night?? How??

[@Gold--]

average florida man

[@irios1066]

Congrats Florida dweller

[@gamechip06]

Common Floridian Resident

[@lawrencescales9864]

The 3rd exorcist is fantastic, and is only called exorcist 3 because the studio changed the name. It’s directed by the author of the exorcist book and is based off his other stuff

[@johannahulten]

It’s really great!

[@MrJTMartinetc]

Yes. The original, and 3 are both great and those are the only two exorcist movies you need.

[@Slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

is that the one that has the greatest jump scare in any movie? The one in the hospital hallway

[@MrJTMartinetc]

​@@Slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyes it's that one

[@genesis4322]

Exorcist 3 is probably my favorite of the series. Definitely in contention atleast.

[@go_golden]

13:20 Constantine did this well, a good 15 years ago. That movie had a lot of issues, but that exorcism scene was excellent, with all the preparation and effort it takes to perform, it really sells the idea of struggling to remove a malevolent entity from someone.

[@mykem3334]

Bless you for your sacrifice Charlie. As if I needed anymore reason to not watch the dumpster fire I knew this movie was gonna be

[@graffiti.777]

Bruh I did the house based on this movie at HHN and I was like wtf is happening?

[@xbigbooshx4643]

I could tell from the spam of goofy commercials that this movie was going to be cheeks, lmao.

[@CentiPlays]

Movie's actually great I don't know what movie everyone else saw.

[@jamessheafer3027]

Hollywood is terrified of letting established and complete franchises rest on their laurels and take chances on new IPs. Hopefully this L will be a lesson to them. They have to learn eventually that people arent just gonna show up for a movie just because they know it. You have to put in effort and actually create something good and worth showing up for.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

Hollywood taking massive Ls because of lazy nostalgia bait is hilarious to me, lol.

[@SpinoRexy733]

It's like Hollywood is out of ideas, so it just recycles old ones.

[@mattd5240]

They should be afraid of all the money they're losing on big budget movies, yet they greenlight that shit all the time.

[@SweetDefeat2835]

"good news is its over pretty fast" Oh so its only an hour or hour and a half? "Its 2 hours long" WHAT?

[@fullmetaldumbass9564]

I would love to see a demon possession movie where the demons goal and/or motivation is actually explained and explored. Like, how does jumping into a human and then just being kind of a gross asshole for a while effect the celestial battle between good and evil on a cosmic scale? I'm missing that part of the narrative and I would like to have it.

[@jjston]

Yes

[@LynetteTheMadScientist]

The motivations of demons can be summed up pretty simply: misery loves company

[@boondock2099]

The destruction of innocence and to bring suffering, suffering breeds contempt and contempt breeds godless people

[@fullmetaldumbass9564]

@@boondock2099 I feel a better way of "breeding godless people" would be by not giving them direct evidence demons exist.

[@invidatauro8922]

I would recommend "Nefarious" for a good example of that. Fair warning, the film is VERY Christian (and I mean honest to God Evangelist Conservative Christian) but is actually really well done and explores the idea of demonic possession and gives a (from what actually exorcists have described demonic possession as) pretty realistic look at demonic possession (if you believe in it)

[@hvanta_]

I just watched this movie, and let me just say that I was with a group of friends who all get easily scared, but while this movie was playing we were all giggling at how goofy the characters and editing were. Out of the whole film we agreed that the only successfully executed jump scare was the one with the snake (small 2 min long clip at the beginning, with no plot connection). It felt like this movie was the farthest thing from a horror movie ever.

[@CentiPlays]

I don't know, the ending scene of the girl dying made my heart race, that shits terrifying if you think about the concept.

[@cb6667]

So it’s just like the original exorcist boring not scary Bs

[@AllPurposeWater]

the original exorcist also did the image thing where the picture of pazuzu would pop up on screen, but ofc in that movie it made sense and was only for a second, but that was them trying to capture the same spookiness

[@LukeParon]

For sure. It would only happen when Pazuzus influence was peaking or creeping in.

[@ferretyluv]

That image of Pazuzu still haunts my nightmares.

[@abemoment]

The demon is the most evil thing ever, a youtube prankster

[@Itz_Kdog]

Imagine if Charlie gets baked asf then goes on the internet and find something that he finds hilarious then hits record and talks about it for 9 minutes

[@HexFire03lmao]

Bot invasion is real

[@rhydondaddy]

I once purchased a custom lightsaber and now it's in a box somewhere in storage

[@lucassmith1886]

My boi

[@SymbioticVader]

​@LordTommyParkyVEVOprobably not

[@slashr406]

how many times did you use it before putting in in a box?

[@anotherks7297]

I bought eye patches hoping to use them to strengthen my eyesight. I used em for maybe 1 week.

[@mrii114]

You bought too early my dude. We're getting close to real lighsabers (nonlethal)

[@xoml173]

Charlie is the only person who can get trending on gaming when talking about movies

[@d4r4l0v3r]

We need a video with Charlie trying to play the theremin!

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

We very much do

[@pineapple7024]

We do, and not only do we have footage of him playing the theremin masterfully, we have footage of him playing it with a fleshlight

[@Neotheaterr]

Bots are wild

[@d4r4l0v3r]

@@Neotheaterr yeah, and what’s with the ”translate/don’t translate” comments??

[@dynamical.genius]

That’d be great

[@SpecialBeam]

Calling the demon "nothing but a nuisance" is such a good descriptor for it, lmaoo. After the demon pokes out the ladies' eyes, it goes, "If you want to see your daughter again, just open your eyes! Hahaha". Like.. what do these demons even want?? What's the point?? They never tell us. So, part of me always finds it funny that these demons just terrorize these families purely for the fun of it. I can never take it seriously.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

They just wanted to do a little trolling, a few goofs and pranks.

[@ghostlyhousehorrors]

Lmao Imagine one of them is about to get exorcised and they go "it's just a prank bro"

[@SpinoRexy733]

The worst kind of villains are the ones that do it for shit's and giggles.

[@xbigbooshx4643]

@@SpinoRexy733 That demon was going through its Joker arc, lol.

[@SportsTalkElitist]

I think in theory demons are just corrupt souls turned evil by being tortured in hell, so once they get out and start using humans bodies as vessels, they’re out for vengeance. They’re angry and just want to punish really anybody even if they had nothing to do with their damnation

[@zigorro3478]

All the advertising felt really uninspired i couldn't get myself interested

[@annihilisthtx2297]

The reason they used those flashing images was because, in the original, there are interlaced frames of disturbing images used to create a subliminal feeling of dread. They happen so quickly that the viewer hardly has time to register it. At some point, after the original was released, censorship laws made it illegal to use subliminal imagery/messaging in any form of media. Thats why they have to make it more apparent this time around.

[@boss2329]

He

[@squarestar326]

The result in the 1rst one was amazing!!!

[@arglebargle5531]

Please point to said laws.

[@Getcrustified]

@@arglebargle5531 google exists homie, stop being lazy and do it yourself

[@zdorris93]

This is just a flat out lie.

[@SymonSighs]

For the first time ever, I've heard Charlie make an analogy that doesn't quite fit the bill. Team Four Star did a great job dubbing.

[@Zonkulus]

That's the point. He's saying the movie was like if TFS did a bad job

[@RoyceRocha-o8f]

How dare you say bad dub and team four star in the same sentence

[@Voidaken]

It's sad that the industry has become so oversaturated and only choosing to invest in shows or movies that are already established IPs. I hear it's so bad that scriptwriters have been going backward for a while to turn their script into a published book so that it may hopefully be adapted on screen.

[@TomoEriGoto]

And then their work gets bastardized to fit the strict criteria of making the most money, anyway, and the cycle continues.

[@SpinoRexy733]

They'd be better off making their story into a Garry's Mod map.

[@RipRLeeErmey]

​​@@SpinoRexy733 The fact that you are 100% right is incredibly sad.

[@smittygir4]

honestly I just saw it and i think it suffers the most from just not knowing what its suppose to be. It tries to be so many things, and fails at all of them. Honestly just hilarious the amount of money seen dropped into this film to see blumhouse who is used to not trying but with low risk, actually take a gamble and fail so spectacularly

[@ticklord]

Well, the gamble was if the Exorcist franchise in name would be enough to sucker people into the theatres.

[@diped7504]

Didn’t waste as much money as verbalace

[@KaraTheGirlie]

"erm acktchually, verbalace only spent ~$50,000.00 where as the subject of this video is a company that spent ~$400,000,000.00" -🤓 (my dork ass needs to go the fuck outside)

[@SomeBsMovie]

I will accept no slander on the exorcist 3, that one is an actual gem

[@goatbabe0666]

Dahmer's favorite film. 💀

[@FigmentForever]

Preach. Excellent detective story with paranormal elements. The 4th isn’t even that bad. The new one aside, Exorcist 2 is horrendous

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

I literally forgot they were making another Exorcist movie until this video. And tbh I'm still wondering why the studio thought another Exorcist movie was gonna do well

[@OfficerZlock]

CHARLIE MORE LIKE CRAPPY IM BETTER

[@yes-pt7mz]

@CrewmateComplexXP clout chaser

[@yes-pt7mz]

@@OfficerZlock clout chaser

[@idfkyou]

Wait I’m watching it tomorrow

[@Vestige_]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOUVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS. STOP IT.@@p-__

[@mikoajbaszczyszyn4568]

I saw Possum's review of it. "Why did the two priests that died to save your daughter didn't let you see the exorcism that would definitely traumatise you for life? Patriarchy". Patriarchy indeed, lol.

[@RulerOfWoopers]

2:55 We just gonna ignore this?

[@shiftyguy9033]

He can never stop making god tier analogies

[@yes-pt7mz]

@RevengeOfACG clout chaser

[@Protectorofgod]

not the four star one though

[@Ripplistic]

@@ProtectorofgodShould’ve said abridged

[@jerrydne2912]

What it sounds like is that the movie was so bad that the antagonist walked out of the theater.

[@chrisromero4552]

And they wonder why SAG is on strike, because this is one of the reasons, they waste millions on shows and movies that turns out to be terrible

[@VinceP1974]

They're not striking because the writers suck. Lol

[@theworldofwoo8320]

SAG sucks. Good riddance

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

As a poor person, it’s an insult how somebody can just throw away $400,000,000 schmeckles.

[@HauntedLamp]

0:18 he says Haunt

[@user-ml9pp8xf4q]

Ok

[@mooprph7198]

Thank you. I needed this

[@brandonnumbskull58]

The jump scares weren’t really jumpscares per se, they were tryna replicate pazuzus face popping up throughout the original movie. They didn’t do it well regardless but that’s what that was about.

[@PrimedBayar]

3:10 don’t save your time, you’ll pay $4.20 for shipping on free samples

[@petert.6150]

ong cringe he lied

[@reidleblanc3140]

I heard leslie odom jr was a good actor in it, and i feel like i've been hearing that a lot... reviewers say "this movie is absolute garbage which is a shame because [mildly well-known actor] did extremely well and this could have been their huge breakthrough moment into true mainstream stardom and now they have to find something else"

[@thatguyzerg]

The worst is thinking about what could have been done with all that money

[@TomoEriGoto]

I’d love a breakdown on where the money went into this, I would be astounded if there was even a 1% set aside for the script and the writers.

[@lukeshioshio]

Why do you care so much about "the writers?"

[@mwi7046]

@@lukeshioshiobecause it’s the popular thing 😂😂 Most people’s memories are that of goldfish. They’ll find something new in a month.

[@lawrencescales9864]

@@lukeshioshiobruh they write the entire story that is then shot if the script of the movie sucks it’s pretty hard to recover from LOL

[@lukeshioshio]

@@mwi7046 I swear, it shows how much power the media has over their minds. They just go with whatever.

[@mikejugo8354]

​@@lukeshioshio they... literally write the movie you numbskulls

[@statesminds]

Imagining getting the Exorcist rights and doing this with it lmao

[@zemosion1129]

The name thing at least has actual mythological foundation. In a lot of older beliefs if you learn somethings True Name and speak it, it gives you a significant amount of power over the being. Even with humans those beliefs state that if you learn the name of someones soul you can control them

[@goattoter9168]

What's truly scary is someone actually said "yes this is our story, we're going with this"

[@mitchytheworm1256]

Whenever Charlie posts a video that is above 15 minutes in length i feel truly blessed

[@gutturalbanshee72]

This makes me sad man...my mom is a HUGE fan of the OG movie and is super excited to see this with her friend soon. I hope she isn't too disappointed:(

[@shodaiigoji]

tell us an update if any, I hope your mom likes it

[@iiafa]

mom is going to love it

[@Patterrz]

"Best of all it's not that long" is the funniest "Pro" for a movie you could have

[@SatisfactionVIP]

meh meh meh MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@thegreatforestdirtman]

0:33 nah I I bought a small island nation once it cost more.

[@BargainBinGaming]

The funniest thing about this movie was the fact that the marketing was actually good, but they'd do it even during the day. Myself watching an NFL game with my 2 year old sitting next to me and all of a sudden she screams at the TV. xD WHAT WERE THEY THINKING.

[@wyntersYT]

$400M could have bought a lot of products. Like $400M of toilet paper. That sounds more useful. And less likely to be a long term disappointment.

[@voinea12]

actually $350M of bidets and $50M of toilet paper would be a much better long term investment

[@IGoTNoAiMBoT]

17:00 No wonder the movie blows if they only spend 400$ on it.

[@jmoneywise9773]

I couldn’t finish this vid it’s so unsurprising but sad that the legacy of every film has to be watered down for profit. Miss the days of a one-off banger

[@thebananamonk]

The day movie studios decide to consult Charlie on how to make a horror movie we will get something that will melt eyeballs.

[@Lewwyy]

I lost all interest and hope in Horror movies a fair while ago. Nobody knows how to make a good horror movie anymore. They just pump out absolute CRAP. It's actually so sad because I use to LOVE the genre.

[@noobnoob8922]

If you're as tired of possession movies as Charlie is. Like him I'd recommend the movie "talk to me". It's really well made, the stakes feel like they matter and it's an accurate description of how powerless we'll be if a spirit in limbo is inside us.

[@princeypooper4320]

AAWW YEAH MADE BY A24! A24 MAKES THE GREATESR MOVIES EVER

[@771shadowolf]

pretty sure that is another possession movie

[@sircar4876]

@@771shadowolf Yes, but the main reason why people are tired of possession movies isn't the concept itself. Its because most of them are piles of garbage; so a good one would be a breath of fresh air.

[@JohannR117]

I almost went to see this cause it seemed good, first "horror" movie in a long time. Friends I was making plans to go with went without me one weekend lmao...

[@ryanwest3]

Yes this was a pretty good movie. The main character made me cringe tho.

[@CatholicElectrician]

To be fair to the movie, a demon’s intention is not to kill someone. I think it makes sense that the demon would instead force the people to choose which girl will die, and allow them to suffer with that knowledge the rest of their lives

[@chezefromamerica]

i have to ask what you thought of the original exorcist. when i saw the original in theatres (it was a fathom event a few years ago) i left the theatre legitimately trembling. it’s a masterpiece of suspense building and very rarely relied on any jumpscares. it took its time and i loved it.

[@avian_donn3369]

Well he did say the original was the iconic horror film, the film that started it all. Seems like he thinks it deserves it's accolades. Exorcist II was one of the worst movies ever made though. If this one is worse, then it must be lethally bad.

[@northwestnightmaresenterta9917]

​@@avian_donn3369 Exorcist II at least has some really nice cinematography and a score by Ennio Morricone. More than you can say about this.

[@JimFrenowsky]

Idk, it’s kinda horrifying to think that demons just get off on waltzing into your family’s life, destroying it for laughs, and leaving to do it to someone else. Knowing it gets away and there’s nothing you can do about it kinda makes it scarier

[@SpinoRexy733]

The worst kind of villains are the ones that do it for shit's and giggles.

[@Gchildwarrior]

​@@SpinoRexy733Green Goblin enters the chat

[@enderkatze6129]

I think the Most terrifying villains are the ones For whom it's Not even For amusement, it's Just a Job. A deranged serial Killer who laughs while Killing is nowhere near as scary, objectivly, as a Hitman who does it For a Job with the Same Emotion a 40yo father of 2 working an Office Job has while making the 50th spreadsheet of the week.

[@SpinoRexy733]

@@enderkatze6129 I think they're both the worst in different ways the one doing it for fun is the worst in the since that they treat the lives of others and live and death in general like it's just a game to them and don't take anything seriously, showing how they literally can't put themselves in anyone else's shoes and empathy is a foreign concept to them. That there is no low that they won't stoop to in order to have fun. That life is just a disposable commodity in the name of their own amusement. The hitman is worst in the since that they put money and profit over the lives of everyone else, that life is just a disposable commodity all in the name of personal gain. That there is nothing they won't do for the sake of making money. They'll murder anyone if enough dough is thrown at them. Idk but if their was any kind of afterlife punishment both types of killers should be punished equally severely.

[@CascadiaHermit]

I think... from how you described it. Charle... the demon wanted the parents to damn themselves by making a selfish choice and thus earn a soul for hell by tainting it? *shrug* I guess that would be a win in the demon's book, considering they might have gotten bored with the whole possession.

[@frankblack7070]

‘Pocket trumpet’ sounds like a slur of some sort🤔 That place is full of pocket trumpets so you know what’s going down….

[@jjun2891]

I don't believe for a second that this can be worse than the exorcist 2

[@Treehome_95]

Charlie is speaking the language of facts rn, horror movies can be so HORRIBLE sometimes ngl. it was so boring for me to watch 😭

[@randomstuffandye]

I ordered the gamer supps samples straight away, it's so cool they just send samples for free like gamer supps must be good or else there is no way they are not losing money for sending samples for free with free shipping

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

It's scary how well the AI emulates Charlie, it's almost like he's still here with us 🙏

[@lucassmith1886]

Ever since the national emergency notification and he left us, things just aren't the same anymore

[@thomas_hunna]

😂 laughed too damn hard at this 💀

[@LuisSierra42]

The future is now

[@raynaakuma9981]

@@lucassmith1886and he aged 🫠

[@eleganteval8330]

boring NPC comment

[@trust3ppa]

We NEED to see Charles play a pocket trumpet now…

[@voyage7647]

No free shipping to the EU for gamer Supps

[@SourRazberry]

Just ordered some gamer supps with your code, as a graveyard shift worker working 9-10 hr shifts every night this is the best free sample offer I’ve ever seen lol thanks Charles!!

[@krinniv7898]

They should've spent the $400 million to go back in time to 2000 and give Ellen Burstyn the Oscar she was robbed of.

[@noahnorman6877]

I remember when I was around 11 or 12 and my mom finding out that I had spent $100 in in-app purchases, she found out when she was trying to check for notifications for a family communication app out of all the ways she could have found out. All the while I thought it was charging my bank account that my parents were keeping for savings.

[@Flamesiblingsmc]

Calling it a team 4 star moment is an insult to them. Kaiser at least made them mostly line up and he was just one guy.

[@christophercruz1084]

Last 'The Exorcist' movie: (Makes $250,000) [Not a typo] Universal: "TOTALLY WORTH $400 MILLION!"

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

Where did you get that info? The original Exorcist made $441 million world wide. It was the highest grossing horror movie until 2017 and is Warner Bros highest grossing film to date

[@christophercruz1084]

​@@Just_Reading_CommentsI was talking about Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist. If you haven't heard of it, I don't blame you.

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

@@christophercruz1084 apparently I was lucky enough to not know of that films existence. I actually just found out about Exorcist 2 and 3 tonight in this very comment section

[@UnfriendlyFire]

13:25 that’s Rumplestiltskin and it’s actually a smart implication for a movie about exorcising demons. In biblical context, saying the creature’s name means you have power over it (think back to genesis when Adam was naming all the animals). That’s also why demons don’t say their name because they don’t want to give away their power to their victims.

[@mish375]

Also, demons can only possess a person if they allow it either consciously or unconsciously.

[@senorcaribou]

I feel so vindicated right now. The people I was with were saying it was a 10/10 and I was just so dumbfounded I didn't know what to think. Also I giggled at the movie because of how bad it was so I'm happy he mentioned that

[@enderkatze6129]

The people you were with haven't Seen Many Horror movies

[@shamsielshahar120]

The people you were with are just casual audience who would rarely think it in a critical lens. Jackie Chan made a good point about audiences coming to theaters, they'll just think "good movie bad movie" and move on.

[@iAmGrizzlyBear420]

Glad to know that Charlie is also an instrument horder like myself, we may not be able to play any of the many instruments we possess but if a group of bard happens upon us we'll be in luck 😎😂

[@stompinshivavodss]

“don’t have to pay a shipping price” yes you do don’t waste your time 💀

[@purpseatpeeps8641]

Charlie implying that Exorcist 3 is not a good film genuinely insults me. He was pretty spot on with Exorcist 2 though. In this comment I literally just said that I like Exorcist 3. Now everyone is having a war about which religion is worse. Shout out to jordanwilliams1447 though, he seems pretty cool.

[@matthewdeemer254]

he doesn't care what about what you think. he thinks you're poopy

[@mrs.h2725]

I appreciate that the Exorcist 1 was a groundbreaking horror film, but I think most ppl are pretty well over the catholic possession fantasy troupe. I for one can’t really enjoy any movies based in that cuz I know the reality behind the real life cases was horrific abuse by priests and religious parents on young girls.

[@Silver-rx1mh]

3 was superb imo,

[@Max_Krypto]

​@@mrs.h2725on young girls? The Bible religion aside is a good set of principles to live by. Give to the poor, don't steal, don't cheat on your spouse. Christianity is not a bad thing

[@jordanwilliams1447]

Exorcist III is the best one.

[@Chesslover69420]

The fact that they are wasting a huge amount of money is crazy!

[@TrackpadProductions]

I can't believe they just wasted $400 on this.

[@cetties3194]

I can’t believe they just wasted $400 on this.

[@GoetiaTV]

Seems like a bad time to release this; the same year as Talk to Me. Everything Charlie says just makes me want to watch that again.

[@Hawkmoon9]

Sometimes I waste money on Gundams model kits, but I usually build them

[@Nekotaku_TV]

Then it's not a waste.

[@Slappaccino]

Gunpla isn't a waste at all

[@manuelsputnik]

i bought a gunpla model kit, never built it. Gave it to a friend years later, he built it in a day and had fun.

[@Neko_Medic]

My reason to not get into gunpla is, funnily enough, not a lack of money, but a lack of space to place them

[@TheCuteSpacePyro]

I saw the movie just now and i thought it wasn't too bad, an obvious cash grab to bring the mother back. I really liked the ending where the demons tricked the parents and how only one of them survived. I thought it was going to be way worse; it wasn't.

[@darkseiderz5946]

The exorcist is based on actual event involving a boy not a girl out here in St Louis, MO. The house is the one they shoot the outside of For the actual movie. I believe it is still on the market to this day and the hospital they finished the exorcism in was shut down years later after things started happening.

[@couldntcareless7884]

A movie where a demonic possession is treated as just a nuisance by everybody seems like it may be fun, actually

[@goatbabe0666]

Plot twist: The family finally notices and befriends the ghost. 😂