The Official Podcast

[@karismadawn]

“You weaponized the naked shitters” had me crying

[@sethbishop6890]

Someone hit me a with a timestamp?

[@sethbishop6890]

Gotta be around or a little passed 1:31:30

[@Nobody-dd3hr]

Bro ate too many edibles now he's talking to himself lmao.

[@karismadawn]

@@sethbishop68901:13:23

[@OGmudclone2900]

Naked shitter convention they said lmao

[@dragdubs]

Charlie - “Jackson pick a number 1-12” Jackson - “Ok but let me take my clothes off first”

[@NutZach830]

Charlie cannot let Jackson have anything lmfao

[@meathandsmans]

Naked shitting is insane though

[@testing85]

Its good comedy

[@gillian_seed8358]

Good

[@borb2182]

The whole cast cant lmao but its funny

[@Nothing4687]

Usually it's Andrew

[@MIK_IL]

Shout out to the guy who used telepathy to talk to all of us and he didn’t even blink a muscle

[@beegborg3303]

First time?

[@boogerfatnuts]

i love blinking all my muscles

[@boogerfatnuts]

blinker muscle time shall we

[@daddydame]

?

[@moonlitrosebud9781]

I think an important point that was missed with portable gaming is that you have MANY people that have invested in their game library through steam. I bought a steam deck and decided to buy another for my family because it has served us well! For those individuals that moved from console gaming to the computer and miss that console experience without the price tag of reinvesting for the exact games they own I think is a huge driving factor that sold so many to the steam deck.

[@12trillioniq25]

1:18:40 fucking legendary podcast moment

[@meggydon]

That part had me crying lmaoooo

[@sham9505]

Bro one of my favorite moments 💀

[@ArkBenji]

These podcasts are so laid back and natural. I feel like I'm just eavesdropping on some friends shooting the breeze.

[@arecfeakes2478]

"let's wrap?" "Yeah" "Wait Jackson do you want to hear how you were right about pooping naked?" 1 1:12:58 17 minutes more of a conversation 😂😂😂

[@drpractic]

The shitting debate got pretty heated but ngl I don't think any debate can top the intensity of the AI one from a few months ago, that one was so chaotic and hilarious with everyone screaming into the mic simultaneously on top of their lungs

[@PenThePenguin0298]

Was that the one where jackson was saying AI will turn into terminators or some shit? That debate had my sides hurting

[@mylam658]

lmao i remember that one, that episode still lives rent free in my head.

[@Edgazx]

@@mylam658can you link the vid?

[@mylam658]

@@Edgazx Sure, but idk if it will show because sometimes yt hides links. If it doesn't show you it, you can just search "official podcast ai" and it will be the first to show up.

[@TJ_Sports314]

you help me through my darkest times more than my flashlight thank you charlie

[@Theetam0]

did you mean fleshlight

[@alexbryda]

I'm with ya! These podcasts help ease my crippling anxiety everyday at work❤ much respect and i hope things get better for you 🙏

[@Lynxx52]

💖Wholesome 💖

[@dhdh]

@@Theetam0 prob

[@piclebob]

@@Theetam0 No, because a flashlight lights up the darkness of the dark times, but it could be a genius writing technique that creates a double meaning

[@orikku]

Last episode was one of my favourites, can’t wait to hear this legendary debate

[@TwilightWolf2508]

In defense of jackson: When at home, I take off my pants to use the bathroom because they're annoying. I also tend to take my shirt off purely as a habit from being a kid. I was always told to keep my shirt up to keep it out of the way and not get anything on it, I got tired of homding it up so I started either just taking it off or one-arming it. Aside from that, my bathroom isn't air conditioned and I live in the most humid place in the continental us and it's always hot af so it helps. It's also just more comfy.

[@reddytoplay9188]

True

[@Inebriated_Goat]

I listened to this on Patreon and i gotta say im against Jackson on this one. Getting completely naked to shit reminds of how butters from south park pulls his pants completely down and lifts his shirt to take a piss 💀

[@Azzie420]

Fr that made me uncomfortable I seen a Grown Ass Dude do it IRL and was embarrassed af

[@freddyg6094]

Agreed

[@JackTheBunny]

I do that in the mcdonald's bathroom in the urinal

[@The88shrimp]

@@JackTheBunny THAT WAS YOU??

[@kiwirooks7299]

I once got completely naked to shit in preschool, forgot to put my shirt back on, then walked all the way back outside to recess before I realized I was shirtless.

[@JayInTheGreen]

The naked shitter arc is definitely one of my favorite ones of the Official Podcast

[@LoneCactus-VEVO]

Getting home from the gym and having a naked shit before hitting the shower is consistently one of the highlights of my day.

[@bunklypeppz]

Kaya coming in hot with the self-report early on. Although I can't say I'm surprised that he'd watch the Whatever podcast and think the guy hosting it is just saying reasonable, common sense takes.

[@DurzaOnYT]

These voice mails at the end are so funny kaya please sprinkle them in for a debate it was freaking hilarious

[@Tbanksss]

I love how confident Kaya is… especially when he has no idea about, and no experience about, what he’s talking about.

[@nickc7429]

Charlie saying “I don’t like hearing that you do that” sent me 😂 Most honest reason people get pissed off about things that don’t affect them at all

[@twinborn6028]

I really needed this podcast right now, thank you guys

[@GamingEdwards]

I was born in Brazil and that type of podcast they mentioned at the beginning is very popular there. Other Brazilians can confirm, Pânico an Rádio was a radio/podcast show that used the same formula as these new men vs women podcasts.

[@vertigo3792]

This is my favorite episode yet. I love this

[@humantrash7980]

1:18:40 made me laugh so hard

[@graycin3391]

That was me lol 😭

[@DurzaOnYT]

@@graycin3391 that was gold

[@YouTubeHandlesSuck420]

@@graycin3391what made you sigh and also was that really the end of the voicemail? 😂

[@brandonjustis]

That was a golden moment. I think that might've been a plant to firmly dissuade people from the "naked shitters" camp and have others put a shirt on at least.

[@sophiaisabelle027]

These podcast episodes sure are the best. We can't wait to see more of these.

[@iduncan5424]

yea still so fresh even tho theyve been goin 300 episodes thats a good podcast

[@JaydenB_2k24]

17:00 missed great sneako joke their 😂😂😂

[@-k-b-]

This is an instant classic episode

[@joe4339]

I've been trying to remember Evergrace for so many years now. The song from the starting area still pops into my head sometimes.

[@aqueous5099]

Jackson is totally right. These debates are a decades old thing and it’s just a reformatting of this cultural clash of tropes. We just ignore or put to the sidelines that gender roles are constantly being challenged and pressured and people are constantly agitated. I could write an essay about it, but a prime example are tomboys. In the 80s or 90s, they finally became fairly acceptable, but before the 60s, women with short hair who didn’t wear skirts were almost shunned and barred from most places. Now a bunch of losers are talking about how we’ve gone too far and need to go back to that. But they’re just carrying a generational insecurity of a dying power structure. Rather than rationally dissect the distinct contemporary issues people face in their demographics, they want to blame every problem on not forcing weird gender roles, purposes, and functions on people like they are these programmed robots who serve this grand system-rather than their own self interest. We can discuss the shortcomings and insufficiencies of our social organization without taking away people’s agency and ability to define their own meaning. Because that’s what it all is. There is no absolute “truth” that encompasses and serves all humanity or all life. If we simply lived to procreate and pass down genes, why would we create so much in this world to represent who we are? Because it’s not just about survival, it’s about living, and no one gets to tell you how you live. Our meaning is our reason, and that is self-exclusive. No one can tell you what your reason is.

[@johnthegamerman404]

very intricate wording dedicated to talking about a toilet

[@jman809]

cope

[@aqueous5099]

@@johnthegamerman404 is that really why you listen to four grown men discuss unaimed topics? Toilets? Well, I support your absurdity within reason but that’s not interesting to me.

[@aqueous5099]

@@jman809 what percentage cope?

[@Ilive_420]

​@@jman809 Ironic coming from a person who can't cope with Attack on Titan's manga ending lmao touch grass

[@Nannada1212]

"we're so out of touch, it still sells" Less than a minute later "yeah, I bought that version too, might get the new one too"

[@Starzoh]

Man this is definitely a podcast episode. Please Official Podcast, make more podcast episodes.

[@susanissajoke]

hilarious.... now go go join the other 5000 people writing the same thing on other podcasts

[@RowanDeer]

The console/pc argument was so infuriating to listen to. It's kinda crazy that none of them were able to answer the question of "why can't they just sell beefy pcs for 500 bucks." They literally lose money on the sale of each console and depend on the sale of software to subsizide the cost.

[@bravojohny3390]

Tears of the kingdom is 96 on meta critic AND 8.7 on user scores. Andrew was 100% correct on this one

[@vertigo3792]

Jackson picked the guy with the best argument for his cause

[@nefwaenre]

Andrew, i truly appreciate the FMA references!

[@vtet]

I felt bad today for no explicable reason but getting to this on my playlist of videos to listen to ended up helping me a lot

[@jamesf8507]

I love that Kaya immediately leads with “I agree with the ridiculous alpha male podcasters” and “let’s talk about s3x pats”

[@timer4164]

He's right though

[@TheVideoIsLongEnough]

​@@timer4164not the "divorce isn't real, abusive relationships shouldn't end" podcast supporter 💀

[@timer4164]

@@TheVideoIsLongEnough don't know whаt you're talking about dude

[@TheVideoIsLongEnough]

@@timer4164 the podcast kaya brings up you can go watch yourself and discover it's a treasure trove of psychotic bad takes

[@LongJoeSilver]

In the Aussie land, Jackson stood apart, Unconventional act, he did impart. Naked defecation, his unique way, Seeking control, vulnerability's sway. With the shrink's guidance, insights unfurled, Yearning for control, in a wild world. Nakedness brought order, a paradoxical call, Authenticity embraced, emotions enthrall ~ChatGPT~

[@testing85]

Truly debating the important things

[@sagemodejay5376]

This podcast really got me through a lot. Shout out to the boys and the cool community around them 🎉

[@prodsorted]

the only way i can describe this podcast. andrew is andrew. jackson is jackson. kaya is kaya. charlie: 🧔🏻‍♀️

[@ChipOnAStick]

I love Charlie's silence when everyone's talking console specs, Steam Deck and portable computers because, god, these guys had no idea what they were talking about. Low key painful.

[@whatev2453]

Brady thinking he could be having a Winter Soldier episode while high is so fucking funny

[@dakotaredden2483]

i was eating clam chowder when i got to the part where big K is talking about Brady zoning out while eating and I had to click back a minute or so to hear that part cuz I zoned out eating my soup lmao

[@DietMtnDew]

When you realize youv'e outgrown the podcast. Cheers and GL fellas.

[@badadvice787]

33:53 Emulation is legal. Sony would throw a legal fit. The online functionality would be the biggest barrier.

[@davidsantiago7808]

56:20 andrew is wrong becuase it doesnt matter how buggy or messy a game is. If a game is fun people will play it, thats it. If they enjoy it they will rate the game highly. That's it. Quality and polish only matters to an extent, what really matters is if the game is fun.

[@itsssmaddym1933]

i never ever get bored and i fall asleep to this so fast much love 💌

[@gabbagulag2299]

Saying socks are like handcuffs when you take a shit is wild 😂😂

[@BaileyAbunai]

1:29:14 this man leans back on the toilet! That's gotta be the most disgustingly unhinged thing I've heard in my life! I clean my toilet regularly and the first thing to get dirty is always the lid. Its a biohazard after the first flush. That's like a nightmare! How could you lean back into piss and shit mist condensation and then lay in bed, or sit on your couch or in your car I'm having a mini panic attack just worrying that there are real life maniacs out there doing that. Every waiting room, uber, movie theater just everywhere 😰 Or even worse, they're naked and put a shirt on after 😱 Just trapping that shit in there 🤮

[@activevertex4475]

“You’re weird for shitting naked, its so much extra wastes time. Anyways im gonna flush the toilet by karate kicking the flusher so I can avoid spending two seconds washing my hands”

[@jvvayne555]

Kaya is once again damned to be stuck in time, when will his crimes end

[@BerzinskyMusic]

Two banger episodes back to back. I don't shit naked unless it is a pre or post shower shit, and I won't do it otherwise. However I am actually on Jackson's side now. I think his argument is valid

[@earlofill2580]

I heard “cuck” so many times within 20 minutes it doesn’t sound like a word anymore

[@TMOFApollios]

Uh, Jerry springer did throw fists vs Dr evil, a very canonical episode.

[@flipina]

Been out of the loop for a bit and come back to an episode with Kaya swinging right at the beginning, whew!

[@Sue_Me_Too]

Jesus! Its like every KZbinr uploaded a video this morning

[@russian_knight]

I love Kaya's schizo rants so much, best part of the show tbh

[@Skaiform]

What’s weird is, I was just thinking about this contentious debate

[@agusganji]

Custody Clash is a fire name for a show and it wasn't properly acknowledged

[@peanutworshiper6666]

Charlie and the others have a lot of great points about the red pill movement but at the Same time they ignore the the arguments entirely and don’t address how they’re right or wrong if you’re going to criticize at least point out how they are wrong instead of just laughing at them for the most part I agree with Charlie but I have zero respect for his approach to a lot of topics

[@elitelegends5970]

3/4 cams turned on for this one, not bad

[@Strypezzzz]

Reason i sh!t naked: I crouch on top of the toilet seat to poop (that’s the way your supposed to stfu lol) and taking of your shirt just makes sense when the rest of your cloths are off

[@mylam658]

😦

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

It's how people did it for centuries. But how?

[@ielelelele]

bro this is the second instance of kaya, putting substances into peoples bodies for his own entertainment, its really not okay. (im refering to him giving a drunk jackson a glass of vodka instead of water). I find it kind of concerning.

[@devinroling5895]

9:48 hearing Cr1TiKaL call Maury "That Murray Show"

[@Adurite]

charlie always uses the most peculiar, advanced vocabulary when elaborating on things and its hilarious 😭

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

Ban pornography, homosexuality, transgenderism, masturbation, and what children are exposed to should be important dress nicer and fancier and repent and worship the one true GOD JESUS CHRIST. If I had my way this country would be cleaned up and everyone would be at peace and happy because of all of these ideals.

[@jollthebro]

hi daniel

[@MasterTangerines]

Why is going on your phone to avoid boredom and discomfort completely normal and even used as an example against Jackson, but then taking off your clothes to gain comfort is stupid because who spends enough time on a toilet to be bored or uncomfortable. According to Charlie and Andrew, going on your phone should be just as much of a waste of time or weird choice to make.

[@mehomies2142]

The thing is, I own both the PS5 and Series X. The Series X has by far the best software functionality and features between the 2.

[@sp00-EKy]

Never been eary to anything in my life until today 👂👁👄👁👂

[@PinataPibadi]

eary👂

[@deadjrnnl]

Same

[@Versace_sheets]

So early can't spell no Ls

[@frankdawgy]

i’m at work rn and hadn’t tuned into their podcasts in a while so i decided to binge watch what i’ve missed, and coincidentally they just uploaded 😭

[@subantics5085]

👂

[@lexikz2404]

Portable PCs are s tier fellas. I built mine last year it's about as powerful as the series x and it cost me maybe $580. It's also literally smaller than a series x.

[@cardsfan0776]

Just wanna clarify that the whole "xbox is a pc" idea won't work like at all because the xbox hardware is only able to run games at 60 or 120 fps because it is realy, REALLY optimized. LIke to the point where the hardware in an xbox would probably struggle to run csgo at 60 fps. So it's a good idea in theory but really wouldn't work.

[@weevil9619]

Fucked up in the crib watching The Official Podcast

[@kidsyx]

Growing up is realising that andrew is the worst on the whole podcast. I used to think it was kya until i realised he just says what were all thinking. Andrew is insufferable. The guy just cannot help but to present his personal opinion as a fact. At this point its like a mental illness or a crucial personality fault.

[@Deity016]

Just glad I’m not the only one

[@alpharius7712]

Why are there so many more ads now in the podcast? Sponsors are expected and normal but ive sat through like 10+ ads and im not even halfway through

[@teensierkitty4214]

"has there ever been a cuck podcast?" Buddy I'm watching it right now

[@Tez_Kiryu]

I had a terrible night, this episode made me laugh so hard. 10/10

[@CommanderWar64]

I did edibles with a coworker who smokes a lot before closing at work once. Worst experience of my life but it makes for a good story. Basically I learned what the attention span of a goldfish was, I couldn't focus for more than 10 seconds on anything (even the thought of thinking about focusing). Everything I saw was like it was in "theater mode" and I was sitting watching myself. Because I couldn't focus on making drinks (Starbucks) my coworker sent me to the back she'd take care of everything and honestly she was a godsend. It was like time was repeating, or tripled in length. I thought my 10 minute break was over within what was probably only 1-2 minutes, my anxiety was out of control, I was super stressed and panicking so I just drank water and tried to force vomit to clean my system. Sometimes if I'm having a bad day I think back to that knowing it could be worse.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

your first mistake is do drugs on the job, don't take substances that put you out of commission when you have to do a job, ffs

[@JG-bp5qh]

negative rizz

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

That's just a normal day with ADHD. I can very much relate to trying to think about why I am the way I am, and 6 seconds later I am observing the way my body pushes into the bed.

[@mariatilli9942]

Love all your vids keep it up

[@mimikirstein1225]

1:08:10 me rn listing to all your podcasts to distract myself from the blinkers I juts took

[@iduncan5424]

jackson stands so still sometimes i think his camera is off lmao

[@brandon9172]

It is off bozo

[@JayInTheGreen]

​@@brandon9172that's Kaya

[@ashwinbtdmt4786]

Just finished this at 125 x 👍 much thanks

[@fr0ck360]

You guys need to talk about Boogie vs WingsOfRedemption fight in the next podcast. I would love to see Ethan Ralph fighting Boogie although Ethan would 101% run away and make excuses lol

[@JackTheBunny]

team wingo

[@GatorConnor]

Sometimes, when i have diarrhea mid shit, sometimes, i have to take the full fit off. Jackson has a point fr

[@Omegaxis]

Kinda surprised that Evergrace was mentioned. It’s the first fromsoftware game I played as a kid and I loved it. The soundtrack is god tier.

[@joshua41175]

Isn't the Xbox not true 4k though? It's interpolated isn't it. I think Jackson's also heavily underestimating how optimized console ecosystems are to get the performance they have.

[@branestron9521]

Love how every topic ends with them talking about immortality .

[@chii8532]

Ya know when people are in grave shame, or denial of something, so they talk down on said thing vehemently to make everyone think they are not said thing? Almost obsessively, as if they can’t stop thinking about it? This is just an observation, but Kaya always brings up something every podcast, and each time I grow wearier of it.. don’t know if anyone else is getting what i’m putting down

[@bishopspechulure9821]

So by that logic you must LOVE kaya right?

[@chii8532]

@@bishopspechulure9821 love em

[@drx696]

I’d love to see a physical studio for you guys . And yes I understand that the podcast has been working fine without a physical studio but I think the production would be better for sure

[@debishvebishwish4839]

Kaya live in Germany right? Gonna be hard to do that

[@UsernameUsername0000]

I can see why you’d think that but I don’t think a visual would add much. I don’t think any of them have very expressive body language

[@loxx5537]

Kaya is in Germany, Jackson is in Australia. Kaya has talked about moving to America but I doubt Jackson will. I think he recently bought a home in AU.

[@hbsharkman]

I agree with Jackson

[@mhymullaney]

Microsoft is IRL following the premise of the south park episode of the console wars. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukesaosky1860]

Everyone on this pod is like “no, no one shits in the nude” remember the whole debate about wiping sitting vs standing? Each side was like “no why the fuck would you sit/stand to wipe, that makes no sense” i feel like this is them going “I don’t shit nude so no one does.”

[@UsernameUsername0000]

I agree but I love the entire ridiculousness of the situation. This comment doesn’t even sound real

[@von_Farr]

Nice to see Kaya actually backing Jackson for once.

[@elderdankspawn3973]

My buddy unironically dropped his naked shitting habits by accident years into having known him, by saying something to the effect of "I was putting my shirt back on when I realized the toilet was overflowing" and man did that open my eyes, I was just as dumbfounded as the rest of the boys

[@Havinghard]

Kaya is so calm damm even in intense

[@suenzhong7891]

I love Andrew's FMA reference

[@badadvice787]

7:48 It’s clear to me that anyone who has talked by this point knows nothing about history, all of this stuff is thousands of years old and used to be a lot worse, but writing was the recording device. Women got the write to vote in the United States in like 1919 or something like that.

[@Dash62g]

The big thing the Steam Deck has going for it is that i already have 200 steam games from over the years, so its one singular hardware purchase, then i can pick from my already existing library instead of having to build a collection up over time.

[@Yoteeeeej]

1:01:16 ninja blade was so fire

[@MykoMethod]

Going forward i think it makes a lot more sense for consoles to focus on portability, because any future generations are going to start approaching the point that you may as well just buy a PC anyway. They need to start working on a reason for people to buy any console over a PC, the same as Xbox currently need to find a reason for people to buy their console at all. Nintendo is practically the only company with a real USP left to it now.

[@heronekkotheanimer7386]

It is already happening, the mobile market ocupy the biggest share in the global video game market.

[@alijahwebb9150]

Their whole argument is “why do you have a house when a cave serves the same function?”