I Watched The Dumbest Movie Ever Made

[@Xokoy]

This sounds like Charlie fell asleep five minutes into the movie and he's just telling us about the dream he had.

[@62swordsmen]

I would not be surprised if that's actually the case 😂

[@rugpulla]

🤣🤣

[@Jesus_christ333]

The accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shan_leviathan]

@@akrespawn6252 LOL

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

@@akrespawn6252 same

[@dooshlerd]

This plot literally sounds like Charlie is making it up as he goes.

[@Tranman64]

As a person who saw the movie before watching this, he isn't lying. The movie really is this wild.

[@Jack_Woods]

It sounds like a fever dream, but one I could see paced together into some try hard movie

[@DevideNull]

I think this is what this movie is trying to do. Make everyone coming out of the theater sound like a lunatic and no one will believe what they say.🤣

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@DevideNull So wild you wont even believe its fiction!

[@tarentino2005]

The potatoes just stump him & I love it

[@Grand-Massive]

"They engage in a high speed chase against the moon." That should be the entire summary of this movie.

[@mossurah]

sounds like dead space 3

[@dicesplit]

thats the headline for the movie its gonna be on the next movie's poster

[@tylerevans1700]

I probably couldn't have come up with something that accurate and to the point if i thought about it for a week straight, so much is going on that seems not all that relevant to the plot, or even feasible. Lol

[@_mel_9953]

So many times while Charlie was recapping the plot, I thought to myself “wow what a crazy ending for a movie!” but then it just kept going and got progressively more insane each time😭

[@ethan7252]

yeah thats pretty much how the movie felt.

[@deleted-something]

LMAO

[@Monochrome2004]

honestly i was listening to this while doing something else and when charlie said "the scavengers were chasing down the son" i was so sure that he meant the actual sun in the sky and i didnt even give it a second thought cuz everything before it was just as insane

[@mikaeldaskiewicz1516]

This sounds to me like somebody trying to explain an elaborate dream they had to a friend as they're forgetting it.

[@sw4mpy]

Exactly this 😂 I had such a problem following along bc it really did sound like a fever dream

[@H3yItsAmanda]

LMAOOO

[@MegaClogger]

Fucckk this is accurate

[@BreakingWhite]

Exactly this 😂 I had such a problem following along bc it really did sound like a fever dream

[@KalisShort]

@@BreakingWhite did- did you just copy a comment of a reply comment under the same comment?

[@spookybow4391]

Charlie didn’t even talk about how the military’s plan was to _nuke the moon_

[@awsomedude23456]

It’s despicable me levels of insanity

[@DfRaid]

Ah yes the cornerstone of every disaster movie: "If its trying to destroy something throw nukes at it."

[@aj9969]

When you have a hammer..

[@rgendii]

“But i’m going to go higher… i’m pissing on the moon!”

[@magicmulder]

Technically their plan was to nuke the nanobots, or more precisely the location where those came out of the ground.

[@baddealdude807]

“We’ve scanned your consciousness. you’re a part of the moon" was the greatest line in cinematic history

[@Rinnag10]

"What Elon would do?" is also a great one

[@cherrybramble]

WHAT??

[@Shroomlet]

I don’t know, “but he was only just alive” from Old was pretty good

[@justinqueso9644]

whenever he said that me and my dad laughed so hard

[@JohnTK]

We watched this in my creative writing class in college the other day and when this line was uttered, the whole class erupted into chaotic laughter.

[@cimmeronkee6297]

His ability to recall this crazy ass script is unbelievable

[@MsBossLadyLola]

I think he’s reading a plot summary to help him remember

[@ZerglingLover]

Thats how much he loved it lol

[@mumblezz__5890]

You can’t watch a movie and recall it? I find that more shocking than him recalling it since that’s normal if you pay attention. You must play on your phone while watching movies or have extremely bad memory.

[@ZerglingLover]

@@mumblezz__5890 did you not watch the video or something? this movie is a fucking fever dream dude

[@bofasofa9399]

He isn't talking about the script. He's talking about the screenplay

[@thomasstanhouse6224]

Charlie's current energy feels like I'm listening to an 8 year old emphatically describe a fever dream they had. I love it. He's bouncing in his seat, extremely flustered. The movie must be WAYY out there lmao

[@danknasty8063]

@@kevinbrooks9074how would you of said it?

[@bleronselmani9549]

@@Robbie2121 why

[@SpikyBlade]

@@Robbie2121 I'm sorry but I didn't see anyone ask

[@MrRay168]

its like andy dwyer telling the plot of rambo

[@breezemansker3366]

@@Robbie2121 awh are you jealous rocket boy :(

[@Patrick.Weightman]

You know the movie has to be TERRIBLE when Charlie is this animated and lively

[@Sockren]

this is one of the few times ive seen him this fucking excited in a video

[@autocorrect2313]

@@Sockren even his 10 million wasnt as excited

[@mikefernandz6770]

XD

[@viderevero1338]

@@autocorrect2313 This was the true 10 Million Video.

[@Cannabinova]

I haven't seen Charlie this expressive since I've been sub'd

[@Patterrz]

I’ve never heard him this passionate about a movie before

[@mrbogs4591]

What's up checkmark

[@bulbasaurboy9893]

Hi Patterz! Love your content!

[@art-lc1dh]

he mustve loved it

[@enemystand2134]

Do you have a team of people making mundane comments on every KZbin video ever just to get publicity? Cause I feel like this is the PressFartToContinue situation all over again

[@jasonyoon9914]

Pokemon

[@tuckddd9]

“So then they engage in this high speed chase against the moon” isn’t a sentence I ever thought I’d hear 😂

[@MsBossLadyLola]

I was looking for a comment like this just to say this specific line sent me into a laughing fit

[@tuckddd9]

@@MsBossLadyLola 😂😂

[@JustPineapple]

I’m the 69th like so I don’t have the pressure of ruining it

[@pwnership3292]

And he just moved on tho

[@onsanyo]

Are we sure this line wasn't a pitch from the fast and the furious franchise?

[@jd35711]

this film really affected him - he sounds like an excited little kid telling his parents about it

[@kadeamb6170]

For real, I’ve never heard Charlie talk so fast

[@jamesburnett3585]

So... what does the j stand for?

[@renntwo9749]

@@jamesburnett3585 james

[@insanehades53]

@@renntwo9749 james

[@bruh_original]

@@insanehades53 james

[@aaronspore2923]

ive never seen charlie so flustered after watching a movie. its crazy to see him almost wear himself out while explaining this movie. bravo moonfall lol

[@tyrecuskdale9571]

MoonFall leak kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmLKXmN6rside7s

[@erictv9744]

I think you meant to swap flustered for turned on

[@leatfingie4760]

More like brainfall

[@4bidn1]

@@tyrecuskdale9571 ur m0m kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmLKXmN6rside7s

[@zenitsu9915]

Charlie you good bro sounds like he decided to get high before making a vid about a movie he'd just seen

[@Paprikacha]

This sounds like they got the screenwriters as high as possible then locked them in a room with a galaxy projector for three days. No food or water. Just a notebook.

[@skrimper]

Gave them food and water but it was all laced with copious amounts of LSD and Salvia

[@aryuu1036]

And a pack of coccaine as a cherry on top.

[@kai_7972]

Nah they had food it was just special mushrooms

[@iwatatiff]

Not even air is provided

[@dogeboithedoomslayer]

@@iwatatiff no they had air, it was just in small pockets around the room while 80% of the room is filled with helium

[@orionbarnes1733]

You forgot the part where they pull Endeavour out of a museum so it can fly again, and somebody has spraypainted "FUCK THE MOON" down the side

[@chickensalad3535]

I will not!

[@xanderdoss5665]

I just might

[@master_of_krynn]

hehe

[@crusaderthepetpenguin7355]

The fact that Charlie can’t remember half the plot is a testament to how bad but good this movie is

[@mip4422]

You mean he only explained half the movie for 18 minutes?

[@wiraydh]

I think he means this movie is comparable to The Room, it's so bad that it becomes an iconic cinema classic

[@jonathansoko1085]

He explained the entire thing quite accurately and well

[@horserhimself8222]

So bad it’s good.

[@37Jhian]

He did say he is skipping some impressive detail. One of my favorite parts which he didn't mention has got to be the US government actually knowing the Bad AI for decades before the whole astronaut incident with Bryan and decided that they should make a plan to counter it. Unfortunately, the plan wasn't finished due to "Budgetary reasons"

[@robinsevaldsen]

I love how Charlie is more enthusiastic talking about a movie than he was when he made the 10mill subs video. He truly is one-of-a-kind

[@zdwlees]

@Alphrina jokes on u, I clicked the link and I'm under 18

[@jo3goey429]

@@zdwlees really got them with that one

[@zdwlees]

@@jo3goey429 I have made a grave error. The things I've seen, they've changed me

[@SlightMishap]

@@zdwlees under 18 you say…

[@abxhbnot]

@@zdwlees do u perhaps want a cupcake?

[@dxaviorsith5603]

little did Charlie know, this roast would help to bolster the popularity of the film confirming the production of a sequel and his eventual casting in said sequel. Just watch

[@clarkstrange2142]

You’re probably on to something

[@dalepalm1138]

... we can only hope...

[@luislebronaponte2737]

Charlie will be another Dyson sphere's AI voice actor. XD

[@rs_kira5710]

yo a botless comment and also youre probably right

[@extrom4716]

Still hoping 🤞🤞

[@PhantomShot27]

I worked at a movie theatre when moonfall hit the big screen. The amount of people I saw walking out of the theater looking completely dumbfounded was STAGGERING. People would go in saying they were excited to see this new sci fi plot, and walk out in pure confusion. Still haven’t seen it yet, but god I need to.

[@PhantomShot27]

Update: I just watched Moonfall last night…. My thoughts keep bouncing between “this was great, I never want to watch it again” and “this was horrible, everyone needs to see it at least once in their lifetime”

[@BrinkofArt]

@@PhantomShot27Yo, thanks for the update.👌

[@IRLZeni]

You have to be a bad movie if not even a cat named “Fuzz Aldrin” can save it

[@Forgiveiolord]

@Owen Polar penguinz loving movie in his ass kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGbNhJWHgZxqj8U

[@TheMonicaAlison]

Not to mention Fuzz Aldrin was the name of the cat from those SNL sketches

[@maenad1231]

“I don’t just like to watch a bad movie, I wanna _feel_ a bad movie- and god damn did I feel it *deep* in my ass” You gotta love how eloquent Charlie is

[@Rock-jr3mn]

You do

[@Alejandro-et5wv]

bro the bots are wild

[@xirethedisappointment666]

@@Alejandro-et5wv ong

[@4thi13]

Ur mum

[@ydid687]

watch a minute of a video, and schedule a comment withing a minute of a video's upload, it is almost as if charlie choco cum white arranged these comments for algorithm interaction

[@rebeccaaustin6667]

I have genuinely never seen Charlie this sincerely enthusiastic about a piece of media before; THATS how you know it's something special

[@zero6090]

Its so perfectly bad that he is happy. They single handedly mastered the art of suck a black belt in sucking you could say. And mastering something is pretty impressive

[@gabbyn.3049]

@KXYZ what do you mean? This is a masterpiece. Pure unfiltered peak entertainment.

[@michaelcole8999]

9:25 Charlie is on a roll and laughing at points now, then I just lost it at, "Aahh I'm missing SO many impressive details. Uuh, Brian's son, who hates him...."

[@xbigcolex1912]

i lost it at 13:59 when he said kc has become the moon 💀

[@cyan7244]

I just came out of the theater like an hour ago, and I have to say, nothing in this life or the next will ever unintentionally make me laugh as hard as that scene where all the government officials are in the armored bunker, one of them goes "we've got incoming!" and then a giant fucking rock slide crashes through and just wipes them all out for absolutely no reason.

[@mirzasetiyono8919]

Thu bunker is made of plastic 😂

[@bearvibes2617]

Omg I ran out of the room dying laughing at this exact moment 😭 😂! The best

[@ExtraQuestionableContent]

Then the dad of that kid dies in that scene and is never mentioned again

[@tinysatan999]

@@ExtraQuestionableContent right, I was waiting for some mention of him again but it just never happened

[@many_lives4925]

You know the writers just for once wanted the all important government people all holed up in their super safe super exclusive bunker to just get fucked this time 😅

[@CuriouSmileGaming]

"I've barely even scratched the surface of lunacy on moonfall." What a perfect way of putting it.

[@dboot8886]

Heh, nice.

[@m33tballa]

Intentional pun on charlies part? Or just coinkydink

[@bigblack5436]

Yooo u need to hit the chum bucket

[@Aniware]

Lunarcy. ha.

[@overlorddude8394]

The most unrealistic thing about this movie is the fact that posting on Twitter is what saved the day

[@ayaabdelwahab3250]

what r u talking abt thats the best part

[@akaviolaqrif350]

Wha...

[@spike5499]

nah that's the best part

[@spike5499]

@@ayaabdelwahab3250 you're spitting fax 🗣️

[@juliandacosta6841]

I mean all you have to do is show data that the moon is moving erratically. Anyone with a fancy telescope can fact check it. But yeah twitter isn't the best place to post that stuff

[@Cardinalbirb]

"And now the moons our friend again" my favorite line in the video

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Charlie is like a 5 year old trying to make up a story as he goes along and we're all like patient parents listening to his story.

[@tylerevans1700]

Except the actual writers of the movie turn out to be 5 year olds..

[@A_Ducky]

Omg this! I felt like fever dream

[@The_NPC20]

@@tylerevans1700 Wait, I didn’t know Hollywood allows 5 year olds to work as writers.

[@brunomenezes9011]

@@The_NPC20 Hollywood likes 5 year olds, but not for this reason

[@TheGuyfromValhalla]

@@brunomenezes9011 yikes

[@Anonymous58815]

Charlie: "this movie is totally fucking stupid" Also Charlie: "this is a work of pure genius"

[@WillieManga]

It's both. Like Troll 2.

[@karolus28]

that's the point

[@trevorpacelli8056]

@@WillieManga And The Room.

[@AshenDemon]

Innovative isn't it? A movie that's the best but also the worst thing ever made.

[@laur7247]

@@AshenDemon like mens shampoo

[@Dragoon888]

I think the best part is when everyone only believed him and took it seriously when it was an anonymous post from twitter that blew up overnight. Very realistic to our modern time.

[@TourettesMajestic]

Most realistic plot point of the 21st century

[@shanks8681]

the fact that a billion dollar space company wasn't able to notice the moon fall but a random Twitter user did..

[@P4rz1va1]

Honestly yeah. Someone posting anonymously is less likely to be doing it for attention so it kinda makes sense.

[@P4rz1va1]

@@shanks8681 in the trailer for the movie they talk about how NASA actually did know but they were keeping it secret.

[@shanks8681]

@@P4rz1va1 even dumber - hiding the fact that the human race is going to be wiped out and making people know about it last minute

[@UngreatfullDeath]

I just watched and I can concur, holy shit every thing charlie said was spot on I need a cinematic universe and don't they dare ever become self aware.

[@carcinogeneticist378]

Me too. I just watched the entire thing in my bed and I am fucking dumbfounded. His comment about happily watching an 8 hour version of this was true. I need more.

[@NickOloteo]

@@carcinogeneticist378 the movie really had a badass human origin story and the halo rings were amazing!

[@aviation_nut]

The fact Jackass and Moonfall was released to theaters at the same time and Charlie is talking about Moonfall being the dumbest really says something.

[@bloodmage7173]

It's not, unless jackass pulled an Uno reverse and became a true-crime thriller you know exactly what to expect

[@jayohlsbs1271]

@@bloodmage7173 imagine how wild and cool that twist would be if done well though.

[@RAJUBHAI-ww7em]

.

[@altaccount2005]

It doesn’t count because stupidity is the whole point of Jackass. Don’t know if Moonfall’s intention was to be stupid.

[@habition]

there is a massive difference between smart people intentionally making stupid shit and stupid people making shit they think is smart.

[@icewallowkids6628]

"he turns to twitter" is unironically the funniest sentence ever

[@thelordofcringe]

The only case where thats an acceptable sentence is if theyre explaining what action caused a man to become a serial killer

[@liamrobson7690]

@@highwaythruhell7882 bot

[@ThomasThings]

"the moon is a dyson sphere that grows potatos" perfect example of movie science but man it's hilarious af

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

A Dyson sphere orbiting a planet instead of the sun. Yep my movie logic 👍🏾

[@floridasoldat]

@@jellythejellyfish7035 we get it you know science

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

@@floridasoldat bruh what? The point is that anytime movies need to explain something complicated they just slap some scientific term on it and call it a day. "Ah yes the aliens can attack us cuz of nano tech"

[@TheRealityWarper08]

@@jellythejellyfish7035 "According to my calculations"

[@davidsplooge14]

@@floridasoldat bruh that isn't science it's just common sense

[@chame17]

In an era when marvel or disney cant stop taking the piss out of itself for one minute, I appreciate that this movie had the balls to take itself 100% seriously. Also John Bradley looked like he was having a great fucking time and I appreciate that too.

[@vbun4662]

I fucking love how obviously excited Charlie is about this movie. Seeing his mind just racing to convey everything he felt watching this movie is the best part about this movie existing.

[@mccullawoodley2627]

Me and my bf saw this on our first date and bonded over how bad it was. It helped kick off our relationship. I will be forever grateful

[@Keedz]

W lmao

[@danieljoshuaplummer841]

A beautiful love story

[@phosr28]

W

[@Kinksten]

I was also on a first date with a girl seeing this movie and I remember we couldn’t stop laughing how goofy it was.

[@djdiperdog1645]

That was my bf and I with morbius 🤭

[@tysonnochill5630]

Charlie: this shit is terrible Also Charlie: like holy shit it’s so fucking good

[@SignalFlowers]

Yeah. I never understood when people say "it's so bad that it's good" WHAT ?

[@Shaner373]

@@SignalFlowers you haven't seen Samurai Cop?

[@7thwardlord181]

@@SignalFlowers whats not to understand

[@cbdawg]

@@SignalFlowers Pretty much when you see something so bad that you can't help but just laugh at it and have a blast while seeing it

[@blazypoo1723]

@@SignalFlowers Ever seen the killer drone? You'll get it after that.

[@Soupcan6233]

Seeing Charlie this happy is so wholesome

[@zebrathinker]

the line "we scanned your consciousness. you're a part of the moon now" will live in my head for a while

[@maomaomaimaimao]

I'm part of the moon! Yay! I think

[@theninjustice138]

My dad literally was telling me how interesting of a concept this Moonfall movie was. And now with Charlie’s insight, I am even more compelled to see it.

[@danieladams1752]

Its based on real life I think, spaceX Rocket is about to crash into the moon. Suspcious timing.

[@_Tzer]

its like majoras mask but the developes took drugs. then tried to make 2012

[@raason4854]

The movie was extraordinarily entertaining to me therefore I fucking loved it

[@TheRealBillix]

Dads be like "my Facebook group talked about this, there's a real professor in the group☝️🤓"

[@valpro4604]

@@_Tzer So just like majoras mask

[@oliviarichman6035]

the theater laughed wildly every time anything intense or dramatic happened. it was just so over the top and every monent was undeserved. the best part was the people in the theater going crazy.

[@garrydimasa1964]

You've watched it in theatre too? So it isn't Charlie whose amused by the goofiness then?

[@arslanbali]

My best moment is when that guy who’s played by the game of thrones dude offered free bagels for showing up to a conspiracy theorist convention

[@Live-qf2lg]

I like how he's more excited about a shitty movie than 10 million subs

[@sandianexpress1198]

a true chad

[@No-kn3li]

He has his priorities straight

[@No-kn3li]

@Kyra x you literally just make polls and spam cringy ass KZbin shorts. The fact that you have to leech off of Charlie's comment sections in the first place shows that you're not talented enough to naturally make it on your own

[@melodew]

@Kyra x you're invalid you don't even make your own content plus you do smiley faces the wrong way. get a grip

[@TheRedBard]

Content brain

[@TheBrianJ]

Roland Emmerich is a guy who makes unbelievably dumb movies, but he has so much fun making them that they become amazing.

[@crnapagoda]

lmao i loved all of his movies. i can't wait to see moonfall.

[@Primus-kz3ri]

Stargate was pretty decent. And I really enjoyed midway.

[@crnapagoda]

@@Primus-kz3ri idk, his movies really hit the spot for me. i truly enjoy those genres.

[@sunlitsonata6853]

Independence Day Resurgence was pretty lame all around :/

[@Primus-kz3ri]

@@crnapagoda ye his thing that sets him apart from a lot of directors is his war filming techniques where it’s just a big clash of forces and it looks so goddamn cool I’m such a sucker for them. Honestly Emmerich would’ve been a much better fit for the transformers series than Michael bay imo

[@brettwiley4064]

“The worst and goofiest movie in all the right ways” - Charlie

[@gamingguy8929]

That his name

[@stephenkillin9730]

i read this in that deep movie theatre voice... lol

[@tee-sam-ee-red]

one thousandth

[@waira_atomic.coffin]

@@stephenkillin9730 Maximillian fans still exist... eeeek.

[@madamimadamimadam]

Another hilarious detail is that Elon Musk is name-dropped several times and it's heavily implied that SpaceX plays a significant role in saving the world. At one point KC the conspiracy theorist asks out loud, with grave seriousness, "What would Elon do?" Just an incredible mess of a movie.

[@icantthinkofaname7152]

Elon would fire the other half of Twitter employees about it, probably

[@ValeBridges]

Isn't that what he says before he decides to post on Twitter? Literally what Elon would do lmfao

[@zb7561]

When Charlie catches himself “I’m getting ahead of myself” with such tempered excitement. I really felt that moment.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

What's more expensive, the budget of the movie? Or the amount of drugs it took to come up with this movie?

[@wespicedmemes]

200k one video? Tf

[@gyrozeppeli7296]

@@wespicedmemes he comments on every fucking video imaginable

[@3deanimations557]

Cant believe im here before this comment blows up

[@guywithaplan8556]

Omg, it's Just some guy without a moustach

[@guywithaplan8556]

@@3deanimations557 same here, damn

[@JoJo_Binks_]

I unironically left the theater thinking this movie was the greatest thing I had seen in a while because of how insanely dumb it was. Not a single thing in this movie makes any sense, and every second of it was incredible. I’ve never seen a movie so absurdly bad /batshit crazy yet amazing at the same time Edit: just bad at English Edit 2: This movie is the almost equivalent of Inside Job but turned irl action movie with how it treats the conspiracies

[@TheAmericanPrometheus]

In January 2022, Emmerich spoke about the possibility of filming two sequels back-to-back if the first film was a success. The following month, star John Bradley said that "if Roland goes down the direction that he wants to," the sequels would be "even more batshit crazy than the first." - Wikipedia

[@JoJo_Binks_]

@@TheAmericanPrometheus I hope so lol. Because of the cliffhanger, I can only assume the humans are just gonna go to space to nuke the other AI blobs and go full on space war mode

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

Bro you had me in the first half 😂

[@ryhits200s2]

Bro you cant like something and hate it?

[@TaxEvasionIsFunny]

A perfect mix of Absolute trash and beautiful masterpieces

[@i.a5924]

I just watched this cause of your worst movie ranking thing and I’m gonna be thinking about the line “ go to hell, no actually go to space” till I perish

[@Magosspud]

"Humanity deserves a sequel to moon fall" I have no idea if that's a compliment or insult which seems to fit this movie

[@hismajesty6272]

For both our advances in society and charity towards the lowest of our brethren, and for our endless trespasses against God, nature, and/or any other manifestation of purity, decency, or beauty, humankind definitely deserves a sequel.

[@Monochrome2004]

yea when he said that i was like "im not sure if that means humanity is doing good or bad"

[@LampHatScott]

The only reason a sequel would come out is if they snorted crack and decided to lose more money.

[@An_Actual_Kiwi]

It's a threat

[@tnttv5360]

Armageddon on meth

[@spaniardo8565]

I watched a whole 1:30 minutes of this video when it came out, booked a ticket and now im just back from the cinema. This is absolutely the greatest movie ever made. I was so captivated by the story and physics nonsense like you can't imagine. And I shit you not I almost fucking cried when K.C.'s cat and grandma told him they were proud of him when he was inside the moon. I want a sequel right now.

[@Crazdor]

... Cat? what? lmfao

[@spaniardo8565]

@@Crazdor Fuzz freaking Aldrin thats what

[@aoeability7772]

All of that. I did the exact same thing.

[@mageytodd659]

I didn't expect Moonfall to be, like, completely accurate on the physics of it all, but I was so unprepared for the fuckery they tried to pull. The moon's changing(?) gravity/mass is what first really cracked me, and then the broken, antique shuttle getting slammed with a tsunami during launch, sort of pausing, and then breaking straight up through the wave almost made me leave. Sharknado respects science and/or reality more by just going, "This is happening and you don't need to worry about how. It's magic. Let's fight some fucking aerial sharks." The nonsense on every possible level had me at the edge of my seat and my mind thoroughly shredded. I wasn't ready. I didn't know. I couldn't have known.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@mageytodd659 they actually outdid sharknado

[@The321g]

Not gonna lie, I want a part 2 to this. I wanna see Charlie go ham on this movie and just spill as much info and detail he has to offer.

[@droideka5129]

He 100% will on the next Official podcast episode

[@mac_sour]

moist meter?

[@BreakingWhite]

moist meter?

[@Xiroxys]

Honestly that, "ancient humans building moons to escape a rampant AI bent on human eradication," is a pretty good idea for a movie. A good movie, that is. Edit: I need to go play Halo.

[@NickOloteo]

Haha yes! The halo rings were awesome! I’d love to live in a civilization like that. Minus the AI

[@opromlie2272]

Almost reminds me of Horizon Forbidden West plot if anyone played it

[@SirXer]

This really just sounds like Charlie explaining a fever dream he had when he was super sick and took too much cough medicine.

[@DaSheepKiller]

Charlie: "This is gonna be 2022's best stupid movie" Morbius: "It's Morbin' time."

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Eh, the most interesting thing about Morbius was the meme. It wasn't a stupid movie, it just made everyone on the internet become significantly more stupid. Moonfall was literally chaos.

[@runningchicken3956]

🤓

[@Mudkippropagandamelody]

@@theonlyratman1105 Oh dang, Running chicken is a nun?

[@LilLockness]

Everyone just took people’s word for it being bad. I actually liked morbius

[@makaelaischillin]

@@LilLockness It’s overwhelmingly average. I could guess the plot just from the trailer.

[@mcfarvo]

The character was so forgettable that not only does Charlie have no clue what the character's name was, but he keeps calling Halle Berry by the name "Holly Barry" haha

[@snowcie]

hahahahaha

[@tokyowave9370]

Hahaha seriously I heard it each time😭

[@NotARealPersonBR]

I can confirm, this is the best worst movie ever made

[@timmybee3669]

My girlfriend loves “disaster” movies like 2012 and The Day After Tomorrow…she’ll probably love this shit.

[@cinnamonwalkin]

I feel ya my best friend loves them i only liked them when i was forced to watch in school so i didn't have to do homework

[@garrydimasa1964]

Try give it a shot with your gf!

[@iqbalprasadana5208]

you know a movie is mind blowing when even Charlie is having aneurysm trying to explain it

[@iqbalprasadana5208]

i swear these bots are like rat plague

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

Yeah a guy already said exactly what you said before you said it

[@yopoodah5090]

"I want to feel a bad movie." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@RandomForestGump]

the "lunacy" of this movie.. is a funny phrase because in the official name of the moon is Luna and Lunacy comes from people got crazy by looking at the moon.

[@ToxicTony15]

The car chase scene in the third act genuinely caused me to die laughing for a solid ten minutes straight. I love that I watched the film at home because I rewinded that shit a solid twenty times.

[@vsbung]

its like a videogame

[@unknownvariable9239]

There’s two directors that you always know to expect mindless stupidity from: *Michael Bay and Ronald Emmerich*

[@GrimmsHouseofHorror]

Michael bay is better with an r rated setting

[@highwaythruhell7882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpyrknp4mbKSg9k ROLAND EMERISH'S RESPONSE...

[@MrDilkington15]

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN ASWELL HIS MOVIES ARE AWFULL ITS THE EXACT SAME PLOT IN EVERY FILM

[@alexandreroudaut7218]

Uwe Boll : Punks

[@stare4539]

Lol

[@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842]

Charlie is so fucking adorable when he's THIS animated about something. It's a rare sight.

[@CaptainApathetic]

He was literally less excited about 10M subs

[@RETIREDAMATUER]

@Alphrina I’m calling the cops

[@supremeblin452]

Its such a joy to listen to Charlie talk about this movie. Glad to see things like these makes him happy

[@solus8685]

Ikr, so wholesome

[@memyska948]

8:56 for anyone who hasnt seen the movie, this about halfway thru the whole movie

[@ocean4763]

Love that Charlie has more emotion in this video talking about Moonfall than in his 10M subscriber thank you video

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

This is obviously a bigger event

[@GerardoXC2023]

I don’t blame him watching moonfall is even better then getting 100M suscribers

[@Cilly.Cigarettes]

It still baffles me how he makes these in one take, no editing, and this entertaining

[@helloallhumans2595]

Roland Emmerich's filmography is literally the stereotype of American cinema and that's what makes him great

[@Imaproshaman7]

Lol omg, perfectly said.

[@dimadobrik4516]

What makes it better is that he ain't even American

[@LuigiGamesful]

He's the guy that can make "America is the world, there's no other country" work

[@Julian-ie3jz]

@@LuigiGamesful “The world is ending” (it’s just New York)

[@lunalluna9401]

@@Julian-ie3jz he's the embodiment of that audio "best country in the world, new york" lol

[@An_Actual_Kiwi]

I have never seen Charlie so genuinely excited to talk about something. He was smiling all throughout the first 2 minutes of the video and that made me smile.

[@livingcorpse5664]

"I've barely even scratched the surface of lunacy with Moonfall" Ow the puns!

[@gavinparish8871]

Yeah we're about to have some pun

[@restinpeaceadameget9198]

@Ismin Nelon halfwit

[@restinpeaceadameget9198]

@Ismin Nelon literal dinosaur

[@lachlanmclennan2188]

Lunarcy

[@Vanilla-Gorilla69]

Verbally describing this movie sounds like a 13 year old talking about a dream they had.

[@oopscapslock3532]

“And boy did I feel it… deep in my ass” was said so enthusiastically yet coolly whilst he held the look of a delighted child from a mid 1900’s toy advertisement

[@TheGuyfromValhalla]

0:42 for anyone coming afterwards

[@rossthomas3982]

Out of context this is hilarious

[@gogotmg]

Holy shit I have never seen Charlie THIS excited and enthusiastic, that was funny.

[@Cosmic_Espeon]

“They engage in this high speed chase against the moon.” Is this the plot of the next Fast and Furious movie I wonder?

[@juliandacosta6841]

"The moon has a family, but we've got an even bigger family"

[@MaztRPwn]

Yeah that sounds like something from a new Jojo’s season

[@ItsJustSeb]

​@@MaztRPwn Recently watched Jojo can confirm.

[@lachlansharman1828]

if you Imagine Charlie is one of the studio executives explaining the plot to the share holders and producers it makes it so much funnier

[@Mntan]

Screen Rant's Pitch Meetings in a nutshell lol

[@SophieGDough]

The fact that the Director of this movie claimed that Marvel Movies would destroy cinema when he’s directed movies like this and 2012 is honestly hysterical to me.

[@user-bn3yy8qf5g]

The fact that he's right is even funnier

[@tucker8951]

@@user-bn3yy8qf5g exactly. We used to have such a varied selection of good movies to go and watch but nowadays unless it's an all out mental action film they don't put much effort into making it.

[@jojohairee9987]

It's true tho movie used to be art where people could use their creativity however they want and usually their filming quirks shows making their films feel unique. While now with all the marvel films coming out, while entertaining, it is just the same shit with different characters and too much cgi.

[@tucker8951]

@@jojohairee9987 you got it bang on mate. You'll get a writer who creates the perfect story and a director who could bring that perfect story to the screen and have a masterpiece. Unfortunately you then get a bunch of studio execs and investors who then step in and go...."we need more explosions, more car chases" And then other people step in and go "what about that character who died in the originals, couldn't we bring them back" I'm only 33 and normally would of said "ok boomer" but can finally understand why people like my uncle and older brothers say they don't make movies like they used to.

[@hariskolar579]

2012 was a really good movie wtf are you talking about

[@conlooka9356]

Btw, the director of this movie also directed 2012, as well as both independence day movies

[@jacob8265]

The best movies ever made uwu

[@mayo_-]

"the human race deserves another moonfall" Well I suppose we haven't been properly punished in a while

[@MingChilling-]

we got a sequel to bad movies so we need a trequel

[@realsanmer]

Covid: *bruh*

[@ceptemzorpus]

these damn bots are getting out of hand

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

we haven't? anyway whether or not we have, we deserve alot more.

[@maestro-zq8gu]

Roland Emmerich is like yeast: he only works under very specific conditions.

[@KrakatoaKraken]

Also he produces waste to make his bread bigger.

[@realsanmer]

Back in the day, these "world destruction" movies scared the snot out of me and made me cry a lot. Glad to see I was just being a dumb crybaby.

[@piyush2465]

Ikr. 2012 legitimately scared me. Looking back, I have no idea why

[@collymonster]

@@piyush2465 I remember bawling my eyes out at the end of 2012, no fucking idea why but that film really got to me. I was 21 when I saw it. But then the idea of yellowstone blowing legitimately terrifies me and I'm a brit. Same goes for massive meteorites striking the earth or a comet hitting us. Just the thought of it freaks me out, think its because I'd be unlikely to say goodbye to my loved ones and I would want to be with my family when it happened and knowing my luck I would be at work or something

[@DonAlguien]

Accurate af

[@wykon6700]

@@piyush2465 watched it when I was 8 and it scarred me

[@ejm1225]

I too was a dumb crybaby bitch, I think.

[@CarrieBearCards34]

it took me 4 years to watch this paradox it did not dissapoint

[@kamaussie]

Roland Emmerich: "I didn't make a bad film which is why it's failing it's all Marvel's fault and their success which ruining me, not my mediocre films no way."

[@snelldor1474]

I get that Marvel’s like the big target of quality. But they’re like the main reason why cinemas are still open to this day. Emmerich’s films just are very low quality and I consider his best film to be Independence Day. Nothing he made after ever reached that quality.

[@ma.2089]

@@snelldor1474 it’s cuz he felt he knew how to make popcorn flicks. Now marvel has mastered the art of it, with even more meaning than his films, and he feels like he lost his Niche

[@DaRoachDoggJR.]

@@snelldor1474 pretty sure cinema would be around without marvel.

[@richardmartinez5040]

@@DaRoachDoggJR. the movie industry would still be chugging, but theaters wouldve definitely closed down and were already struggling pre-pandemic if it weren’t for Marvel raking in these billion dollar movies.

[@DaRoachDoggJR.]

@@richardmartinez5040 So before the infinity saga, the two highest grossing movies ever were both made by James Cameron, does that mean he is some savior of the art? Of course not. They were "struggling pre-pandemic" thanks to companies like Disney though. Charging theaters ridiculous amounts/percentages of ticket sales to show movies because they are the big player and swing their dicks around. Not to mention the amount of hoops that they are required to go through in terms of very specific requirements for advertising and how and where it's displayed. Then cinemas have to charge so much to make any profit that everyone found other ways to watch (either pirating, or more recently streaming). The movie industry has been steadily getting more profitable while cinemas are struggling more and more. Those that aren't the big chains are choked out.

[@smoothoxygen4871]

Charlie is the reason I believe we are all in a horror movie, and he's the only one who has self awareness

[@smoothoxygen4871]

@Warrior Of Mankind what do you mean?

[@smoothoxygen4871]

@Kyra x I would say you put no effort into your videos, but damn reposting that much must take a lot out of someone

[@ALittleLateLotusBlossom]

@@smoothoxygen4871 watch Don't Look Up on Netflix, it's pretty close to how your comment describes that alternate evolutionary timeline

[@smoothoxygen4871]

@@ALittleLateLotusBlossom what you mean?

[@JakobHF]

@Kyra x do peoples opinion matter when the have an anime profile picture?

[@-dankpandashorts2360]

Crazy to think that white dwarfs have an average diameter of roughly 4 times that of the moon yet nobody in production once thought to see if that major plot point is even remotely feasible.

[@kristelgo2682]

Bruh I genuinely though they meant a white dwarf like the mythical creatures and was so confused. Holy shit 🤣

[@theCelticDragon1]

I seen a white dwarf on the street once and he wasn't 4 times the diameter of the moon you silly goose.

[@cx6k]

@@theCelticDragon1 you sure you didn't just see Charlie?

[@scruffybones321]

also wouldn't the gravity of a white dwarf completely consume the earth anyway?

[@shyguyrocks1]

Clearly they had already used most of the star's power to make it small enough to fit in a moon.

[@rocwolfe2674]

Moonfall, the Opposite of a Sunrise

[@brooklynevers238]

i’m convinced charlie just took mushrooms, passed out for 20 minutes, and woke up and decided to tell us this dissociative experience he had. because what the hell

[@Cameron0001]

Stolen comment. You aren’t getting a like from me. Mission failed.

[@tyrecuskdale9571]

Worst movie Moon Fall kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmLKXmN6rside7s

[@Shadowraze41]

@@Cameron0001 you literally sound like a triggered Ben Shapiro

[@69Macaquinho69]

@@Cameron0001 Not stolen but clearly inspired by the dream comment, not getting the clout tho

[@trevormcclever9158]

Thats not how shrooms work

[@MyralinaBradford]

God, I just came out of watching this, and everything he says holds water. One thing he didn't mention though was the pacing. The pacing was sooooooo bad! They kept jumping from location to location with no slow down that most of the time I would be like "where are we now???????"

[@biozin1706]

At least he mentioned that they were able to find everyone in the world.

[@boopergoober]

@@biozin1706 But he didn't mention that the government's plan was to nuke the moon. Then again, if he mentioned every single stupid thing in this movie the video would probably be longer than the movie itself.

[@biozin1706]

@@boopergoober Oh I didn’t know that I didn’t watch the movie.

[@cherrychocolate1434]

Like, Michael Pena collapses due to lack of oxygen after giving his mask to the little girl, then the oxygen comes back and Sonny tries to go back and save him, only to get hit by a fucking meteor where he then needs to get saved by the babysitter woman, and then they just... forget about Michael Pena????

[@cptnofgravytrain]

My friend and I gave it the nickname "Stuff: The Movie". There is stuff constantly happening, incessantly piled upon more stuff that was already happening. It is logarithmic upward acceleration until the credits. I left the theater feeling like I had smoked meth

[@cubert13]

This sounds like someone had an idea with a bunch of ideas/plot points with absolutely no idea how to connect them! This does sound like a really dumb but entertainingly dumb movie.

[@ChadKakashi]

I mean most of the plot points are straight up lifted from other media. You can probably write this movie's screenplay in a day.

[@cubert13]

@@ChadKakashi Probably exactly what happened. They had a movie marathon, fell asleep, and mashed them all together in their dreams. 🤣

[@pistonsjem]

literally the plot for mass effect

[@calloway1972]

Yea. We saw it. Dumb as hell but ... we liked it. Even my kids.

[@rattle_me_bones]

I mean, given Charlie's reaction to it, I can imagine it being a cult classic. Which, you know, not the worst fate for a bad movie.

[@FionaClaptrap]

you could tell me that this movie isn't real and charlie is just having a mental breakdown and i'd believe it. anyway i'd watch a three hour version of this rant

[@xdoliver]

Watching this pretending he is having a breakdown is hilarious

[@somedude8535]

I like to pretend this is Charles presenting his book idea to us - a publishing company. Makes it twice as entertaining.

[@commandercaptain4664]

I'm tempted to watch this video while skipping every 10 seconds, just for the sheer out of context hilarity of something this bonkers.

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

I’d have to give the dumbest movie to any movie that involves “influencers.”

[@santino86k]

We need an attaway general movie to make this happen.

[@CraftySeaPickle]

Unless Charlie is in it of course, like Hunger Games

[@miserablepileofsecrets]

@@santino86k I swear I see another attaway general media shit I go live under rock and sand like Patrick out of Internet forever. This was unwatchable.

[@PhoenIXPhantasies]

I wouldn't even consider those actual movies.

[@jimmyvasquez5298]

For some reason whenever they do that, they pick the worst influences

[@capitallunar4053]

This movie’s lore about highly advanced and ancient humans is literally the plot of Evangelion, but without wit, deep themes, and smart plot lines. And yet, it still turned out amazing

[@tf2scoutpunch175]

bro dont compare evangelion to moonfall, moonfall is way better than that bundle of shit

[@FlushedCondoom]

@@tf2scoutpunch175 nah brother

[@tf2scoutpunch175]

@@FlushedCondoom only pedos watch evangelion

[@codester269]

It definitely sounded like Evangelion to me too

[@tf2scoutpunch175]

Also Halo has better ancient advanced humans

[@Coolguy12321]

6:52 the funniest part is that the moon falls to earth in Gurren Lagann too

[@fren6277]

this feels exactly like listening someone describe their crazy dream the second they woke up

[@Forgiveiolord]

@Owen Polar penguinz loving movie in his ass kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGbNhJWHgZxqj8U

[@NoNameX_X0]

I’ve never seen Moonfall before but i trust Charlie’s opinion on it since he has played in a huge movie himself, The Hunger Games.

[@David-ve5iq]

Moonfall sounds like Moonraker/Skyfall combined.

[@legueu]

Charlie allowed The Hunger Game to ride on is greatness.

[@epothos1]

Yeah I think I heard of that movie lol

[@bau9894]

charlie being in the hunger games never gets old

[@U_N_Owen]

I love how the best sci-fi writers write in a way that overtly discourages us from taking the zany plot too seriously, but Hollywood sci-fi cranks the zaniness to eleven and DEMANDS we take the nutty plot seriously.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Dunno about that, sci-fi especially harder sci-fi takes itself very seriously

[@Pundae]

Depends on the kind. With hard science fiction for example, the whole point is that the plot of the movie is actually plausible, and usually sends a message. That's how some of the best (imo) Sci fi writers do theirs, like Micheal Crichton

[@ltb1345]

Sci-fi always takes itself seriously though.

[@judahmoar2533]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 good hard sci fi is grounded in reality though so it’s not absurd to take it seriously

[@breewashere]

@@Pundae I like movies where the characters do something that's smart instead of stupid like if they run through the basement to escape a killer I'm like wtf are u doing?? There was a window right next to you and you couldn't just try to open it?? You decide your best option to avoid the killer is to get on the first floor where he's at and make your way to the basement and hope there's a way out???

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

I finally got around to watching this and as soon as I saw Patrick Wilson I knew it would live up to the hype. Patrick consistently finds these roles in movies with unbelievable plots and acts his heart out in them enough to somehow make a character that seems real. What an amazing actor.