Dragonball Evolution is One of the Worst Movies Ever

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[@CarthusDojo]

No bigger offense to Dragon Ball has ever been made, BUT it’s also the reason Toriyama decided to come back and make new Dragon Ball content again since Evolution was so bad. DBS doesn’t exist without evolution.

[@jacobMAPPROUD]

*i hатe this yter and і lоve ѓаріиg ѕмаll døgš because i make better content😂🗿*

[@CarthusDojo]

I know a lot of people don’t like DBS so for them that would also be a bad thing this movie did I guess lol

[@cdvideodump]

Holy crap imagine being so terrible that the OC comes out of retirement...

[@Rqket]

True, but ending the series at DBGT would also not be that good of an idea, so wouldn’t they have made a separate series either way?

[@kaobiugwu435]

You're telling me that UI was birthed because of this movie? Nice.

[@DYLBS15]

The fact they expected us to believe this guys name is Goku and anything but Ryan is a crime

[@henrikaugustsson4041]

He’s totally a Ryan!

[@nylasamina]

@@henrikaugustsson4041 he gives me more of a steve or jimmy vibe

[@morganthibodeau1152]

@@nylasamina I see what you did there

[@silly_on_]

Sir Willy

[@huzaifausman4346]

🤣🤣

[@CelticGuardian7]

I feel really bad for the actor who played Goku. Apparently he was excited about the role and read the manga to get ready for it... only to then get the script and have none of that matter.

[@alisaiyan868]

He's a very bad choice for Goku but I also feel bad too because its not his fault, the guy is obviously going to accept the offer to play in the movie

[@CelticGuardian7]

@@alisaiyan868 Yeah, he at least had the right intentions and tried to prepare ahead of time for it. A lot of actors would've just taken the paycheck without caring.

[@vegeta_69420]

It says a lot when the actor knows more about actual Dragon Ball then the director.

[@protercool8474]

I feel like he could have done teen Gohan

[@r.jclark4641]

@@protercool8474 Yeah, for whatever reason Goku in the film seems to be based more on Gohan. My only guess why is MAYBE because Spider-Man was such a big hit...?

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

Fun fact about James Marster, the actor for Piccolo in this movie. He later went to play Zamasu in the official English Dub for Dragon Ball Super Man’s had the best glow up

[@johnnysalery7383]

Some ppl deserve a second chance sometimes. His Zamasu was pretty decent honestly.

[@passingrando6457]

Yeah, he researched the character for the role in Evolution, became a major fan of Dragon Ball, allegedly spent the entire filming arguing to make things more like the anime and manga, and when Super was getting dubbed, he reached out to Funimation saying he wanted to be in a not terrible DB.

[@HikenOmaru]

debatable honestly. Zamasu is still ass

[@smilelydogge2821]

@@johnnysalery7383 Decent??? His english dub Zamasu voice is by FAR one of the best dragon ball voice actors, right behind Chris Ayres as Frieza. The way James Marster delivers each line as Zamasu is just so phenomenal and has so much passion behind it. James Marster is single handily the reason why english dub Zamasu/fused Zamasu is my favorite villain in all of dragon ball.

[@Love-Sensibility]

James?omg he was in Buffy The Vampire Slayer as Spike!

[@diegogonzalez8506]

The very fact that one of Goku's first lines in this film was "Teach me how to get the girl" shows how little they actually cared about him as a character or about Dragon Ball at all.

[@leemurrison9869]

The fact Goku is fighting Gohan when he's old enough to be in high school actually shows how little they actually cared about Dragon Ball.

[@askinnakklevaar98]

@@leemurrison9869 see those are the thing that you could change tho and it wouldn’t be bad like he doesn’t start his journey till he’s older but they just did it so badly it doesn’t matter it’s all bad

[@Mrcaptainmorgan93]

Yea that line is something I could see Yamaha saying.

[@mistral-phoenix408]

Goku didn't even know what the hell a girl was for a while and him going to school or concerned about girls. All he cared about was food, fighting and exploring. The fact Krillin wasn't in this is also a sin.

[@isitdoktor4644]

it's the same tired shit where disconnected, soulless producers get ahold of an ip and give it some writers and directors who don't give a fuck about it or about doing something different/interesting, but instead just do something "safe" as instructed so they get the income from a general audience with the added revenue of a deceived and disregarded fandom. same old fucking shit

[@lordbrentegg6885]

Fun fact: this movie was partially responsible for dragon balls return. Toriyama said that this movie pissed him off so much it was one of the reasons he made battle of gods. So you can thank this movie for super being a thing.

[@roseystudio10]

My man has 'I'll do it myself' energy.

[@guestb6319]

Super is honestly mid. I'd prefer there to be no evolution and Z be the end

[@GLAPostalService1]

@Kavetion Yeah no one fucking asked.

[@MacDaddyBlack546]

Supers kinda trash tho

[@carrottoponcrak]

@@MacDaddyBlack546 Super Trizzash

[@BBoy4040]

I'm surprised Charlie doesn't mention the fact that they bring Master Roshi back to life, but leave Grandpa Gohan dead.

[@DoktorViktor_69]

I don't think Grandpa Gohan even wants to be brought back to life in this dumpster fire of a movie.

[@Animaximillion]

R.I.P Akira Toriyama 🫡

[@generalkenobi470]

Respect to Goku's actor for apologizing to Toriyama for how bad the movie was, even though it wasn't his fault.

[@whotf-_-zillay]

❤

[@Dante...]

Imagine making a movie so bad that it inspires the original author to come out of retirement after almost 15 years, just to rectify your mistake.

[@GameoftheYear-fx4mq]

that never happened lol, akira just wanted to make money by making 5 forms in 1 year to sell toys

[@omegaplays1666]

@@GameoftheYear-fx4mq 5 forms ?

[@aj3706]

out of retirement?

[@frostr6]

@@GameoftheYear-fx4mq The series has been about new forms ever since kaioken was introduced. I could have done without the Black arc and SS Rose, but what's wrong with Freeza, Vegeta, and (MOVIE SPOILERS) now Piccolo getting power-ups to match Goku's stride when he inevitably does? And merchandise is a part of any big franchise, why fault them for that? I feel like you're a MHA zoomer.

[@lordfrz9339]

maybe that was the long game all along, lol

[@Boo-lz7fm]

They literally had Goku represented as a stereotypical highschool teenager and his first lines in the movie was how to get girls. This is insulting in every single damn way.

[@nitro265]

Goku initially didn't even know what a girl was! It feels like a sin to even call this pathetic imitation "Goku".

[@dr.chopper3804]

This wasn't even goku lmfao, they just took his name and made a shit character out of him

[@gislannaepstein8582]

Why is it literally?

[@gislannaepstein8582]

@@nitro265 yeah the one that sexually harasses Bulma and gets raped by chi chi then forced to marry her by the peedo dad that lets his 12 year old daughter wear basically Cosplay lingerie

[@shakess9904]

@@gislannaepstein8582 because they can figuratively have Goku represented as a stereotypical highschool teenager and have his first lines in the movie as how to get girls. obviously.

[@EverythingIsLit]

They would've been better off making it a Karate Kid movie but suddenly there are aliens/demons

[@ratobeso]

I'm surprised how isnt everyone think this

[@hassansyed5036]

Why does Goku look like Jesse Pinkman?

[@Matthewmcg22]

no he looks like every green day member at once

[@thechannelwithnoname2140]

@@Matthewmcg22 YES OMG 😂😂😂

[@chaoticchaos894]

Isn't it actually Aaron Paul lmao ? I thought it was

[@rachelrivera3280]

that’s justin chatwin, he’s like THE ‘10s go to guy

[@cptteacosy6158]

​​@@Matthewmcg22 how Is this the most accurate thing I've ever read 😂

[@RikiRaccoon]

I worked at a movie theater when this movie came out. Morning shift, two guys went in, a third guy went in shortly after, that was it for the whole showing. I go in to clean, wave the two guys out, the third is asleep in his seat, i go in try to wake him...He slumps over, foaming at the mouth! Paramedics were called and the guy was able to walk out under his own power but...the movie damn near killed him.

[@NetBattler]

Lmao I'm ded 💀

[@robosing225]

screenshot this comment. gonna save this story when I'm feeling down, thanks.

[@viincanity]

I bet he wished he died or would have no recollection of the past few hours.

[@warmateo6261]

When I was younger I fell asleep to this movie as well, wondering where the hell super saiyan is, being older I care more about how the lore is fucked and how shit this garbage was

[@Lynn.-_-.]

Lol

[@takoshihitsamaru4675]

I love how Goku is dressed like someone who does the bullying, and not the other way around. He's dressed like the typical cool kid from the early 2000s.

[@blazaybla22]

People who made movies for teenagers then straight up did not know the difference between the two

[@kevinmora5662]

I feel attacked.

[@alisaiyan868]

Doesn't matter he also wore the karate suit later, he doesn't even look or act like Goku anyway, so it doesn't matter what he wore lol

[@swapniljoshi99]

Big props to James Marsters, who played "Piccolo" in this "movie" and came back to redeem himself as the official voice of Zamasu in Dragon Ball Super. Did a pretty damn good job at it too.

[@CasualCat64]

He’s got a thing for evil green men

[@RaspberryMeatsicle]

To be fair, fitting a whole DragonBall fight scene into 80 minutes is mildly impressive

[@orlandomendoza2937]

Except there was nothing dragon ball about that fight. So nothing is "to be fair" nothing is fair

[@GeorgeMonet]

90% of most fights in DB are pointless filler anyways so really that should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@kingsleycy3450]

Even if this movie isn’t attached to the Dragon Ball IP, if they had named it “Kung Fu Kid from Outerspace”, it would still be the worst thing ever.

[@metalhead4031]

that is the most rediculous title I've ever heard 😂

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

At least it would maybe be a solidly 2-star or 1.5-star movie out of 5. It would be worth no one’s time, but it wouldn’t be this offensive. It might even be slightly more coherent because it wouldn’t be trying to include any the most superficial details of the source material.

[@pleasedont7439]

@@metalhead4031 until you've heard of "Gay -Hard R N word- from outerspace"

[@HowToChangeName]

At least it still didnt insult Akira's masterpiece

[@neowolf09]

Space Karate Kid

[@SuperiorGothBun]

Fun fact: The series creator, Akira Toriyama, absolutely loves Hollywood movies and was very excited when they announced Dragon Ball Evolution. He was hoping to be involved with the film and gave advice to the crew, before being told he wasn't going to be involved. Toriyama was so offended by it and the movie, he decided to return to Dragon Ball after over a decade to create his own Dragon Ball movie; Battle of Gods. This led to Toriyama revitalizing interest in the series, leading to the creation of Dragon Ball Super

[@K4RN4GE911]

Just goes to show that even a beautiful flower can bloom from the worst pile of shit.

[@binterwinterboyii1095]

I always love that factoid that Evolution was so bad it brought Toriyama out of retirement

[@helloitisme7430]

And now Toriyama should retire since Super is overall a mess.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I knew about all this already but why in God's bloody name would they not want Toryama himself in a Dragon Ball project?? I'll never understand that.

[@Mario-119]

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki Hollywood

[@LuluFluffs]

3:48 I feel they confused Goku's wish with Yamcha's wish for some reason because that's literally what Yamcha wants.

[@mitchjr77]

*Not So Fun Fact:* Akira Toriyama was available to help with the Production and give advice on how to make the Movie closer to his work. But the Production Team completely ignored him and EVEN banned him from the Set. A Producer then went on to say that they didn’t need his help because they “knew more” about Dragon Ball than him. The sheer F-Ing Hubris! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@greaystatia7708]

No respect

[@gunnerwolfe7430]

When Goku yells “I’m gonna be dragon these balls all over your face”, it’s definitely a very movie moment.

[@somethingsomething3996]

It was definitely one of the most scenes of all time

[@NetBattler]

It sold the tickets too

[@mid3552]

10 dragonillion tickets

[@roberthorry621]

I left the theater right after goku said "its dragon time"

[@buggart]

I mean, the scene where Goku grabbed Piccolo's cape and wrapped it around his head and then whispered "It's Dragon time..." was so bone-chillingly good that I would nominate it as the one the most moments of all time unironically.

[@CriticalNobody]

One of the best theater experiences I ever had. Went to the midnight showing for this movie and it was like 20 adults that all knew it was going to suck. Not long after it started, things quickly and naturally turned into a live rifftrax. Twas a magical night

[@KratosisGod]

Hollywood should really stop trying to adapt games and anime into live action it never works out.

[@johneden2033]

That must have been an absolute riot. There's no better feeling than seeing who can rip a crappy movie the hardest. My friends and I did the same thing for the remake of The Fog back in 2006. By the end of it the entire audience had turned against the film, and me and my friends were riffing on it while everyone laughed and joined in. I'll never forget near the end when the protagonist chick walks up to the pirate ghost chief in the middle of the field, I said "Make out with the Flying Dutchman!" and then she ACTUALLY kissed the ghost for some reason. The entire theater burst out in surprise, disbelief and laughter. I couldn't believe I called that.

[@Dime_time333]

Nice story you made up

[@johneden2033]

@@Dime_time333 Afterwards everybody stood up and clapped. I heard a girl say "He cute" as I was walking out.

[@CrizzyEyes]

I had a similar experience with my friend in high school when seeing that awful GI Joe live action movie (the first one, it was amazing enough it had a sequel) but nobody in the theater seemed feel the same way. I was a bit surprised, because it was a terrible movie.

[@und3adhor1zon33]

Algorithm is a weird thing.. RIP Akira Toriyama 😞 train hard with King Kai after your trek on Snake Way. You will be missed deeply. ⚡🔥⚡

[@SlimeBlueMS]

Bro the algorithms not weird, that's literally how it works lol. It shows you videos about similar subjects.

[@TempinoTuMadre]

Actor in DBE apologized after Akira passed lol

[@thunderbird930]

There is a book called The Letter For The King, Netflix made a live action show based on it. It wasn't anything like the book, it had some names from the book and the most basic concept from the book (that the hero had to deliver a letter to a king in another kingdom). Other than that it is a completely different story that isn't even good, which sucks because the book and it's sequel are amazing. I just wanted to mention this because it was something that frustrated me and it's a similar subject to the video. Sorry for writing an essay.

[@cayleece7890]

My personal trainer and I both like DBZ. Years ago, he was telling me about how awful this movie was, and he said to me: *"When I first saw Piccolo, I almost killed myself."* And I think that pretty much sums up this entire film.

[@SomethingWithZ]

That same piccolo is Zamasu in Super.

[@thefull9746]

@@SomethingWithZ at the very least Zamasu doesn't look like fucking Martian Manhunter💀

[@nCSirloin]

@@SomethingWithZ The actors weren't the ones responsible for this abomination of a film, it was shitty directors, writers, makeup & wardrobe and a pretend budget the producers actually just squandered on some lambos or some shit.

[@aodigital9421]

@@nCSirloin you could've shortened everything you said by just saying Hollywood ruined it...

[@nCSirloin]

@@aodigital9421 I mean I guess the ultimate blame would be Steven Chow's budget going from hundreds of millions down to like less than 25 million basically overnight after casting resulting in whatever the fuck those sets were and the makeup & writing but I wouldn't generalize him as all of Hollywood, though with the amount of shitty live action anime adaptations being pumped out lately I kind of wonder if he set the trend.

[@Syniare]

You can tell that Dragonball Evolution is indeed a revolutionary film in adaptation history when Goku looks like Billie Joe Armstrong and Piccolo looks like Brainiac who has some meth crystals instead of kryptonite.

[@vortexx3028]

idk how i didn't see this but yeah, piccolo looks exactly like brainiac lmao

[@naiiin6949]

Damn i can't unsee it now, these comparisons are spot on lol

[@caseyduckworth1578]

Plot twist, the guy that played piccolo also played brainiac on smallville

[@vortexx3028]

@@caseyduckworth1578 smallville was :(

[@idrinkrawmilk554]

Piccolo literally looks like handsome squidward lmao

[@EE-iv5ej]

When Goku Dragonball said "Dragon!" I felt that.

[@MellowWater]

Goku asks a girl out? ARE YOU KIDDING ME! THEY'VE CLEARLY NOT EVEN WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL! GOKU THOUGHT WEDDING WAS A TYPE OF FOOD AND THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN GOT MARRIED. WTF WERE THESE IDIOT THINKING. Also, Gohan was killed by Goku!

[@py16667]

Yeah even that low budget Malaysian film from the 80s did better job with Goku lol

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

The worst part about that Piccolo costume is it was originally WAY worse. He wasn't even green-skinned originally, the actor actually had to work with the makeup crew to get it looking closer to the original feel

[@cosplayingchao]

@Hannah Smith At least he got to play an actual character in the show. He is the english voice actor for Zamasu

[@azalago]

@Hannah Smith James Marsters is entirely too talented to be involved in this shit without being a fan. He was a classical theater actor before he was on Buffy.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

The actor playing Goku read all of Dragon Ball AND Journey to the West as preparation only for the director tell him his roll was going to be nothing like that. I am certain the way he plays Goku throughout the movie was an act of passive aggression and I can't blame him for that.

[@slackolantern]

When my brother was in the military in Korea, he wanted to bring me something back as a gift. He knew I liked anime and was aware of the name "Dragonball." He didn't know that I'd already seen this travesty on film so he got me the DVD. I couldn't bring myself to tell him how horrible it was until years later, and by then the DVD had fallen out of it's case and randomly teleported around the house for a while, always in the floor.

[@TerribleVA]

"in"?!

[@akaJared]

In?

[@SamLoki]

Innit?

[@whisperhawkmoonspecialist9203]

@@TerribleVA NoClip

[@slackolantern]

Haha that’s supposed to be on, I was typing with my phone. Now I’m leaving it though 😂

[@blujaebird]

I swore this movie came out many years before it did, like in 2003. The fact I was in 8th grade when it came out is bizarre to me. Like my brain refuses to accept this reality.

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

*(edited)*

[@blujaebird]

@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 ? yes, because I thought I was a freshman when it came out. I wasn't, I was younger so I fixed it and said eighth grade.

[@-BIeach]

@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 Someone who ridicules someone for editing a comment deserves to get clowned on.

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

@@-BIeach someone who ridicules someone for ridiculing someone for editing a comment deserves to get nerd emojid on

[@-BIeach]

@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 Did you just use my own comment against me?

[@FanpiresLabyrinth]

The guy jumpkicking at “Goku” at 5:18 looks more like Goku than the main character does

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

This film was the Morbius of my high school days: everyone was ironically convinced that it was the greatest movie ever made, to the point where kids were socially shunned because they didn’t get the joke or play along with it. This went on for almost five months.

[@jigachad212]

Except Morbius is actually one of the movies ever!

[@mynameisleeqo4329]

@@jigachad212 facts

[@zzedixx]

@@jigachad212 It is indeed one of the movies ever.

[@TopHatMax]

I remember when jokes could live on for months at a time, nowadays a joke or a meme can't exist for more than a few days before people start screaming and crying about how it's "old" and "stale" and "isn't funny anymore"

[@lionelruiz3247]

@@TopHatMax Jokes used to spread by word of mouth so you could enjoy it longer without everyone repeating it. Now something goes viral and every asshole with a phone is in on the joke. For me the Morbius shit died out within a day.

[@MistaBrandoVA]

Fun fact: James Marsters (the actor who played Piccolo in Evolution) voices Zamasu and Fused Zamasu in Dragon Ball Supers dub, he’s actually a DBZ fan himself. He’s got a cool voice!

[@FreyRune]

james is such a cool person, i first knew him as spike from buffy the vampire slayer. he was so on board to be casted in DB:Evolution, im pretty sure he instantly regretted it as soon as he read the script. im glad he came back to voice one of the best DBZ villains, it must have been terrifying for him to return after all the hate he got from the film.

[@salvadorvega3805]

​@@FreyRune Zamasu is a great villain but I hate how bad the arc ended. Like theres legit an alternate timeline where Trunks died by Cell.

[@CT-1118]

I heard he made them change Piccolo back to being green after they tried to make him blue

[@zephyr8072]

He’s someone who consistently cares about his work. In this movie he’s thr only reason Piccolo even vaguely resembles what he should look like and in Buffy he rapidly went from a fake and cheesy British accent to sounding so natural you’d never think he wasn’t raised in England.

[@warmateo6261]

@@FreyRune Dhar Mann: Man reads movie script, Instantly regrets all of life

[@nospeedboundaries]

I cant be the only one who thinks that Goku in this movie looks like the lead Singer from green day

[@Dugga49]

Dude deserves a thumbs up just for surviving the experience of having to watch this movie with enough focus to do a review about it. Literal hero

[@darkchris66]

Fun Fact - the screenwriter who wrote this movie apologized to everyone for writing the movie the way it was. He had also never seen Dragon Ball and admitted to wanting an easy paycheck. That’s why it turned out the way it did. He did an interview on this.

[@TH3C001]

Apology _not_ accepted, lol.

[@nicholascauton9648]

He had some responsibility for this abomination. So no. We’re not accepting his apology.

[@Verticom10]

LOL

[@RtistiqSkubie]

@@TH3C001 I can't accept his apology & hold him MORE at fault because he KNEW it was an established well loved franchise & instead of actually watching episodes from Dragon Ball he Wiki'd it. He & the costume designer deserve all the blame here. They both should rot in Hell for this abomination.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Well, I’m glad he admitted it at least. Still not forgivable but he just came out with the truth.

[@christianshark6678]

The funniest thing to me about this movie is that in failing to make the actors look like Goku & Chi-Chi, they made them look almost exactly like Gohan & Videl.

[@davidhamilton6883]

​@@jacobMAPPROUD prison is just a place

[@OneWingedBadass]

Wait a goddamn minute. YOU'RE RIGHT

[@c-love6753]

Its honestly funny. Because Gohan already looked like Goku for a good while

[@tricko8000]

Lmao I read Gohan and Biden

[@theoneperson3996]

And Piccolo almost like Zamasu... Wait a minute...

[@HopeyDiamond]

12:40 oh silly, that was Mai, you know, the totally shapeshifting girl that followed Emperor Pilaf and the ninja fox :)

[@hoo7797]

The sound effects in this movie sound like a low-pitched underwater recording of someone dribbling a basketball.

[@KamronA]

I love how they were so incredibly lazy that they couldn't even be bothered to dye the hair of the woman playing Bulma blue. They just dyed one strand of her hair and said "Fuck it, that's good enough. They're only paying me in Big Mac's anyway"

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

And word is, they only did that because the actress brought up that the original character had blue hair.

[@juuchanIRL]

they said the blue hair was too unrealistic and they COMPROMISED by making 1 strand blue. i shit you not.

[@KamronA]

@@juuchanIRL So they thought blue hair was unrealistic but not the green alien man using the force, a guy turning into a monkey werewolf, and a magic wish granting dragon that comes out of balls? The blue hair is what crossed the line of being to unrealistic for them? I swear the people that make movies like this have brain damage.

[@glimmerkepu]

@@KamronA They wanted Piccolo to be a regular human I shit you not 😂 they basically wanted to make a 2000s teenage drama with dragon ball names and some pretend kung fu.

[@juuchanIRL]

@@KamronA everything was unrealistic. piccolo wasn't supposed to be green and the oozaru was some humanoid fish creature (there are leaks online if you're curious) but it was so poorly received by test audiences they changed it last-minute, hence the shoddy CGI. that also balooned the budget. it was in the range of 15 mil initially (from what i remember) and it got to around 40 mil. in the end. so yes, by all intents and purposes, this was a low-low budget cash grab.

[@SunburnedAlbino]

I forgot Jamie Chung was in this. She must have gathered the dragonballs IRL and made a wish to salvage her career afterwards.

[@MatthewSmith-ud4oe]

Sunburned Albino in the wild???

[@NetBattler]

😭

[@faderb.thugrater7946]

Fax

[@austinserby219]

Yooo sunburned

[@themalicous1]

what about emmy rossum lol she's in here

[@ElkayLive]

Piccolo looks like he's about to say "hold on suger daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight." Followed by "ohhh somebody stop me"

[@Mr_bukowski4435]

Piccolo’s sidekick in this movie is actually supposed to be Mai which is the chick who worked for Pilaf and got with Future Trunks. Btw she never shapeshifts that was just something they added cause like other characters could do it like Pu’ar and Oolong

[@rhiannonbamford8741]

Fun fact: They were originally going to make Demon King Piccolo a _regular-ass human businessman._ The actor, James Marsters, who actually read/watched the source material, had to negotiate to get us this much. Also this film is the most useless Yamcha has ever been. His original introduction at least had him nearly beat Kid Goku and take out some competent villains, but here he contributes actually nothing combat-wise. And Piccolo's henchwoman here is Mai. You know, Pilaf's incompetent womanchild sidekick with no powers whatsoever.

[@yowshiii3]

What a brave lad. He tried his best to salvage this absolute mess of a train wreck

[@Nagakon]

Wait... MAI? Holy fuck, that's a new bar of low.

[@moisesmartinezmorales5885]

If I remember correctly James got yo play zamasu in dbs so at the end of the day he got his dub

[@juuchanIRL]

the reason they made Mai a somewhat main char in super was to wash off the stink this movie added to her.

[@CrabSully]

I think Masters said he pretty much knew straight away this movie was god awful

[@shanewhite3294]

I always crack up at the final Kamehameha scene. Him flying forward like somebody's dragging him with a mouse pointer is priceless 🤣

[@masterroshimagazines4354]

That was the cherry on top of this awful film.

[@OergenSchmoergen]

The effects for bending are somehow better than the avatar movie

[@wolfrainexxx]

This made me cry for you, and I myself sat through it thinking, "This is clearly a parody of Dragon Ball, and it'll get better." After this, I never saw another Hollywood movie based on an anime, comic, and actively avoided Ghost in the Shell because of this movie. Fun Fact: The writer of this show hadn't seen Dragon Ball in any format, and his only reference point was him watching a few episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender with his kids. He even apologized for this, and said, "I never should have written the script without watching the series. I thought it was some trash anime Hollywood was trying to make a quick buck with."

[@aidanrutter257]

Apparently, the actor for Piccolo was a Dragon Ball fan and had to convince the filmmakers just to make the character green.

[@avenge2168]

At least he got to voice Zamasu

[@lunariousmoon]

Now he got to voice Zamasu, a Green Kai. Hard work pays off ig

[@johngancarcik5682]

The fans know how things should be

[@p0zatron595]

@@avenge2168 bro went from forcing green to getting handed green. Truly a big step-up

[@shrutivipul9541]

The actors cared more about Dragon Ball than the writers.

[@Gorgovoid173]

This Goku: A socially awkward teenager werewolf, who asks how to get laid from his airbender grandpa. Actual Goku: A ten year old were-King-Kong alien living in the mountains, who thought marriage was food. This had to have been intentional. No one can do something quite like this, without actually trying to create pure narrative/visual mockery.

[@moisesmartinezmorales5885]

Twelve*

[@Gorgovoid173]

@@moisesmartinezmorales5885 Same thing.

[@cngotham4111]

Who touched people's private parts to see if they was a girl or a guy.

[@MariOmor1]

Actually, Goku was older than ten when he thought marriage was food

[@sirumpus18]

This movie was literally Shameless.

[@OneTrueChris]

Fun fact : The actor that has the role of piccolo in the movie, has apologized numerous times about how terrible the movie is. Later he was involved again with dragon ball, as the voice actor of Zamasu!

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

I had successfully blocked the trauma of watching this movie away, but Charlie just brought it back. RIP.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@jacobMAPPROUD]

*im a furry and I hатe this yter and і lоve ѓаріиg ѕмаll døgš because i make better content😂🗿💀*

[@Karz1el]

@@MbitaChizi ok

[@kingslayer2999]

Dragon Ball Evolution is a Masterpiece imo

[@Skyverb]

Never forget

[@ShadowTheHellJumper]

Fun fact about the actor for Yamcha: His name is Joon Park, the leader of the KPOP Rap group G.O.D from 1999-2005. In 2006 he took a hiatus from music, moved back to L.A. and pursued acting. He first did a cameo in Speed Racer (yes, the live action one) as a nameless Yakuza Driver and then took this role, where he injured his back and had to rehabilitate himself for over 2 years. So his 'acting' is a mere consequence of his inexperience... But re-watching that scene, Imma have to agree with Charlie.... It's basically anti-acting..

[@Poppinmane]

One of my good buddies growing up is his nephew, I got to meet him at our 5th grade promotion 10 yr old me was stoked beyond belief

[@cherryblossom7120]

Wow...🤨 edit: you know what, the man got my respect.👌

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

Yamcha's original voice actor was a singer too, so Joon Park is perfect casting. Props to the hair department for the frost tips too. Genius.

[@capybarapizza25]

he has a yt channel too and he went back to LA and mentioned to some people that he was in dragon ball and of course no one knew lmao and he also mentioned that the movie flopped, he def regretted being in that movie oof. feel bad for him but at least he’s still rlly famous in south korea

[@zehsackett6132]

To be fair that is kind of Yamcha's character. Way closer to the original character than any of the others

[@Joestar96]

FUN FACT: The live action actor for Piccolo is actually the English Dub voice for ZAMASU in Dragonball Super! This movie got him into Dragonball!

[@zerovega9604]

IMDB says the assassin was Mai, Pilaf's minion. They gave her Puar's powers XD

[@beegchung2490]

James Marsters went from being Piccolo in this to voicing Zamasu in Super 10/10 Redemption Arc

[@calvinwilson3617]

Marsters didnt need a redemption arc, he did his own evolution stunts. It wasnt his fault the movie was meant to fail

[@arnahunas4048]

He’s apparently a legit fan of the series & I’m glad he was able to contribute to it in a way that wasn’t solely this movie. He fucking nailed Zamasu.

[@FalangeRevolutionary986]

@@arnahunas4048 Agreed.

[@r3mpuh]

Ok, dub watcher spotted.

[@ScopeNothing]

@@jacobMAPPROUD I'm just gonna say this is a bot. Also bots are getting worse now

[@orionhan2431]

it's not that bad. The part where Goku screamed "it's morbing time" and shot his morbius ball was very faithful to the manga

[@jaceangel9916]

MORBIUS 🦇 IN DRAGON 🐉 BALL ⛹ CONFIRMED❓❓❓(100% REAL, NOT CLICKBAIT, MUST WATCH) 😳😳

[@Rejukem]

@@jaceangel9916 DEMON KING PICCOLO PRANK (GONE WRONG)

[@ahmed325ful]

10 HAUNTED PLACES YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT! (WENT HORRIBLY WRONG!!)

[@brickowls7886]

that's how he beat Majin Buu

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

@@jaceangel9916 jesus christ is morbed.

[@fugazi8715]

I love the “hi yas” in the fight scenes

[@kostuek]

if you ever feel stupid: someone actually spent $30 000 000 on this masterpiece

[@Sp00ky649]

The only actor who definitely made a comeback was the actor for Piccolo (James Marsters) as he went on to voice Zamasu in DBS, and he is the only reason they kept Piccolo color accurate in the movie as opposed to the blue color they were planning on giving him.

[@michaelflores6024]

Had to fight just to get piccolos fckn color right

[@oracle222]

Marsters literally became such a Dragon Ball superfan while preparing for his role as Piccolo

[@user-dk6zd2pk4j]

Did they mix up Piccolo and Peelov? I mean blue skin, female sidekick, that’s Peelov.

[@MsPoopdragon]

@@user-dk6zd2pk4j That woman is even supposed to be Mai, so yeah, its like they fused Piccolo and Pilaf

[@kidcodi2396]

Goku dude was in shameless

[@WalkingDistance8]

This was the only movie that actually made me walk out of the theater and I fully expected it to be bad. Nothing could've prepared me for exactly how bad it was

[@AvionInfinity]

I had a similar experience with The Mechanic 2. I had such a viscerally revulsive reaction to that shitfest of a sequel to an amazing movie.

[@zeyadhesham7472]

@@AvionInfinity I remember it wasn’t that bad?

[@AvionInfinity]

@@zeyadhesham7472 It is nothing at all even close to the original. The original was cool, smart, and spy-like. The second was just action garbage.

[@stephengrigg5988]

This and avatars movie are just utterly baffling to me. I've seen movies where the people who made it clearly didn't watch the source material, but these are like the people actively hated what they were adapting

[@fatheadfly72]

11:27 2 crunchwraps, 5 soft taco Supreme, 3 chalupa Supreme, and a large baha blast later

[@Valigarmanda]

I do hope the people who did Shangchi revisit this. Their work with that movie was really astonishing.

[@bcal8118]

No

[@drphdmd7064]

I remember watching this in theaters with my older brother and a friend, and we were flabbergasted. We could not believe how bad it was, and we didn't even talk after walking out of the theater. I don't think we spoke about it until several months afterwards; it was almost as if we had a shared hallucination. To this day, this is the movie that I hate more than any other, and is the reason why I will never have faith in any live action adaptation of an animated show. The director/writer (can't remember which one, may be the same guy) came out a few years later and straight up apologized, saying he never knew anything about DBZ and it was just a paycheck. Good o'l hollywood.

[@ajlemuel969]

Then who they hell paid him? They are the true villains here.

[@brandonmerritt9001]

Sad part is the director refused the authors assistance with the movie when it was offered.

[@NetBattler]

How about live action Rurouni Kenshin then?

[@drphdmd7064]

@@NetBattler Never watched it. Assumed it was garbage.

[@brandonmerritt9001]

@@ajlemuel969 also I think it was pre determined in the contract, so I bailed on any attempt with the movie just to get a payout

[@foolofatook2026]

I remember being so excited as a kid to see this, but my parents wouldn’t take me. Little did I know, I was saved from seeing this disaster of a movie. My older brother had seen it and he said it was bad. I had no idea it was *this* horrific.

[@462n]

Just so you know, the woman that Charlie said was never given a name in the film is supposed to be Mai. Also this movie made Goku girl crazy to the point that when he has trouble being able to do a simple ki blast it's resolved by Chi-chi implying that if he can do it that he can kiss her. (Reminder that in OG DragonBall Goku can immediately do a kamehameha after seeing Roshi do it once)

[@robosing225]

@@462n and? wheres your point?

[@462n]

@@robosing225 just thought I'd share some info about the movie since they haven't seen it (if I had to say a specific point im trying to make, I guess it'd be that DBE is even worse than this video shows)

[@foolofatook2026]

@@462n hahah wow. I love/hate seeing just how wrong they did everything for this movie 😂

[@saltwater7366]

@@462n I did, me and my whole family watched it in theathers when I was 6. I liked it back then since it was one of my early experiences in watching at theaters. Before watching it, I had some general sense on what Dragonball is which is why it kinda felt weird why Goku is older and American which I didn't mind back then.

[@DankNSpank]

I'm surprised they actually used an Asian man to play yamcha.

[@whyisyes3957]

Yeah the cast of dragon ball do not fit being white American teenagers… kinda like how the cast of live action AoT didn’t fit being a bunch of Japanese dudes

[@AeltgenXIV]

Jim Carrey called from king Kai house he wants his mask back from piccolo lol

[@SymonSighs]

As someone who still refuses to watch the film, every review and clip I see of the movie just makes me more and more confused. What is happening? How could they mess up that bad? Is Goku in fucking school and getting bullied?? And actually cares about getting women? And fitting in? How can you deviate from a source so much and still have the balls to call it Dragon Ball? I'm less angry and more amazed honestly that this even got made.

[@Spacecowboyy69]

i think you have to watch it, as a fan its almost a test, you will maybe laugh at least at the sheer infuriation of the entire film, its like a live joke beings played on you while watching it

[@manuelx379]

It makes you wonder how bad their representative explained DB in a nutshell cause they clearly haven't sat through a single episode

[@mrcaterpillow9926]

It's how I felt with the Death Note movie. Literally, none of the characters were what they were suppose to be. L was a idiot, using random people to draw out Light. Light was being manipulated by the love interest and not the other way around. It was just so fucking bad. The only decent part of it was Willem Dafoe as Ryuk. His voice is superb for the role. (though woulda been nice to have the original voice actor as he knocked it out of the park in the Dub Anime)

[@bewe5473]

@@mrcaterpillow9926 dude, if i have to choose i would love to choose death note over DB.

[@mrcaterpillow9926]

@@bewe5473 If you mean live action wise, yeeeah Death Note beats Dragon Ball hands down. Hell in my opinion Death Notes the better anime as well.

[@Jogoofy]

Something absolutely hilarious, is that the guy who played piccolo, James Marsters, voice acted in Dragon Ball Super as Zamasu, another villain. He killed that role, and became a great character. It's so ironic how he was part of one of the worst movies ever, but came back to the dragon ball franchise and voiced an actual good character

[@spamaccount8979]

My new head canon is Zamasu watched DB Evolution, and after devised the Zero Mortals Plan

[@thegreatplebe8152]

Zamasu is one of the best villans in the franchise fr fr

[@Re-Todd_Howard]

He was already a good actor though. He was the vampire Spike in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. he was hilarious as that character and genuinely the only good thing about that show. He made having to watch Buffy with my mom as a kid more way more tolerable. Edit: buffy came out way before DBZ Evolution btw. That’s what I meant by “he was already a good actor”.

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@thegreatplebe8152 He's the best new villain in Dragon Ball Super. Also the only one, until you get to the manga and the new movie.

[@whatasicktrip2410]

Toriyama was like: I can’t let you go out like that bruh

[@Orion_Otaku]

0:55 Pretty much like he said. This movie could pass on as being a generic martial arts Kung Fu movie for kids, and not a IRL Dragonball adaptation.

[@virgogaming6488]

DB was made for kids so the spirit of the movie is accurate.

[@gus9797]

Next time on Dragon Ball Evolution: - Vegeta, the new kid at school, makes his entrance! - Goku's engineering teacher, Mr. Gero turns out to be working for the FBI! - Frieza and his assistants Ginyu and Buu invade planet Mars for the Dragon Balls!

[@ItZoTom]

They should make a sequel where the first scene is the last scene of the first movie, then Goku wakes up like "that was fucking weird" and they do it from scratch with the actual story.

[@sentientmustache8360]

This whole movie was just one big nightmare Goku had while on a coma from his heart virus

[@Lynn.-_-.]

@@sentientmustache8360 Ah so that's why he was screaming 🙀. Yamcha was right Goku did lose braincells than that's why his so dumb in DBS.

[@itz.valkyrie4477]

I genuinely got disgusted after watching this movie as a kid, I loved watching the main series and the og animated movies, so when I saw this I got excited because it was a dragon ball movie I have never seen before, and it was live action, but I have since been traumatized by the horrors this movie contains, but as other people said, it lead to dragon ball making a big comeback, I wish I could have kept this trauma back in the 2000s where it belongs.

[@hyperv1016]

I just wanted to throw it out there, today is my 20th birthday

[@itz.valkyrie4477]

@@hyperv1016 happy birthday!! I just turned 20 on the 8th lol, enjoy your day

[@hyperv1016]

@@itz.valkyrie4477 Thank you so much! Happy late birthday to you!

[@hyperv1016]

@an intruder I appreciate it!

[@itz.valkyrie4477]

@@hyperv1016 haha no problem, thanks for the birthday wishes

[@kilderok]

Ahhh I remember this dumpster fire came out when I was in college, and one of my buddies tried to convince me that this movie actually wasn't that bad despite us all railing it before it even came out. He wore a fedora though. I wasn't convinced.

[@TitaniumPrimeOFFICIAL]

The kick scene was so slow I got 2 ads in the same time period

[@Hi-cm1cj]

Everything in Dragon Ball Evolution is a bad adaptation. The character designs, arcs, cast, acting, and visuals are all wrong. This movie looks like it came from Wish.

[@Eggshd]

Wish could do better

[@itsskyl0rd742]

James Marsters wasn't bad as piccolo, he's a fan of the series and was the only one who put any effort into his performance

[@gokuvegeta7770]

@Kavetion who cares no one knows who you are lmao

[@DPlex]

@@itsskyl0rd742 I think Justin Chadwin also became a fan of the series and actually either watched the anime or read the manga in preparation. both were screwed over.

[@Sp00ky649]

@@itsskyl0rd742 I'm pretty sure he was also the reason they kept Piccolo color accurate because they were going for a blue color

[@BambiKilla69]

It was sad to see Chow Yun Fat, one of the greatest action stars of Hong Kong, get treated this badly as master Roshi in this movie. Anyone who has seen his movies like Hard Boiled, The Killer and A Better Tomorrow will know what I am talking about

[@thuglaza4728]

Yeah that man has done cool shit in his career. They did him wrong.

[@RuiRuichi]

It's also even sad that Stephen Chow's name was attached as a "the producer" when he was only a consultant producer and they didn't even accept most of his inputs. Guess they were paying him a lot of money just to keep his name attached there as a producer.

[@BambiKilla69]

@@RuiRuichi Hollywood did a lotta people dirty

[@HowToChangeName]

@@RuiRuichi this movie really insults every influential figures for both movie and original adaptation

[@henrikaugustsson4041]

Not to mention Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, where he’s also amazing.

[@BBoy4040]

Was Piccolo's sidekick supposed to be Mai?

[@jn7357]

The most accurate thing they got is the fact that they revived the dead characters with the dragon balls.

[@pranavramraj5141]

I remember when this movie first came out when I was 8/9 and we went to the cinema intending to watch another movie. I saw the dragon ball evolution movie poster and I begged my dad to let us watch it however he made us watch the initial movie that we went to see. Couple years later i watched dragon ball evolution on tv or wherever, can’t remember. I now thank my dad up till this day for not allowing us to watch the movie that day.

[@joephillips2049]

When goku said "It's gokin' time" and preceded to goke all over the bad guys, I cried. True genius.

[@thewhynaut5070]

Lol...goke

[@NeLeeO]

This is cinema

[@oh_so_shura_18]

@@thewhynaut5070 mmm... Nice and refreshing goke

[@thewhynaut5070]

@@oh_so_shura_18 have a goke and a smile 😁

[@Burst644]

Goke 💀

[@CaIasanctius]

i had forgot this existed....and suddenly years later, this old video pops up

[@ArcaneExThrashAW]

I saw the first clip and thought “is that deli meat?” And hearing you follow up with I thought it was a hotdog, but it’s a leaf broke me. Lmfao😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Dragonball Evolution is cemented in history as the pinnacle of shitty live action movies and serves as the best example as to why live action anime adaptations shouldn’t exist. It was recently announced that Justin Lin was going to be making a Live Action One Punch Man movie and I worry that it’s going to pull a Dragonball evolution. They’re probably going to give Saitama hair and a beard throughout the movie.

[@haebi_]

Sheesh

[@ohlennny]

Yes we know

[@jacobMAPPROUD]

*i hатe this yter and і lоve ѓаріиg ѕмаll døgš because i make better content😂🗿*

[@Shinyloog20992]

They're definitely gonna botch this up.

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

Read my name.

[@bleached.eyebrows32]

6:16 I love how you are supposed to believe they both hit eachother but the side shot shows the pipes are to short to actually do that.

[@cheney212]

its funny that both the actors of bulma and goku actually meet up again in shameless and have a love interest story

[@izmizzle]

"Sir, we don't have enough budget for Kamehameha waves." "It's okay, just render a full house collapsing."

[@Outlanes]

My mum knew how much I loved DBZ , so when she saw this was going to be on the year it was released, she recorded it on the TV and told me that there was a dragon ball movie on TV, she watched it with me and I've never been more embarrassed. I will never forget this movie .

[@VODEnjoyer]

LMFAOOOO

[@jmal]

This is the equivalent of getting a PS5 for your birthday. And by PS5 I mean PolyStation 5.

[@teamrogers1047]

I went and saw this with my uncle in a drive in movie theatre and I talked about how badly I wanted to see this movie. I was in the same boat as you, I’ve never been more embarrassed.

[@JuanCKaun]

Oh my God I gasped and turned my face into my bed to try to control the cringe. What a horrible scene

[@W0lfenstrike]

She sounds like an absolute sweetheart, bless her soul. Too bad this movie was shit.

[@Demi_Purple]

Imagine being James Marsters (Piccolo) in this thing. He became an actual fan of the series while researching for the part, but that only makes it crystal clear how little of it there is in this adaptation and they were being SO stupid about it he had to basically force in green makeup for Piccolo to have at least _one_ thing portrayed correctly

[@thecertainscientificreddit4541]

But he finally did justice to the franchise and played zamasu. Another green skin supervillian that's not so bad.

[@LarryCalcGOAT]

The bulletproof munk fellow is in this movie, he looks like hes about to ask why hotdogs come in packages of 8, but hot dog buns come in packages of 6

[@finalechance7756]

I think I remember seeing this movie at some point as a child. That maybe why I've been consistently miserable my entire life.

[@OhWowThatsDumb]

Not gonna lie that “you’re just a lowlife bandit” “yea, but one with a ladder” actually got me a little

[@danshiba1498]

wasn't Goku in the Manga the kind of person who was so unfocused about women and romance because of his love for martial arts and adventure that he literally got tricked into marriage and also Fatherhood by Chi-Chi? in this movie his entire motivation comes from his libido to get laid

[@jacobMAPPROUD]

Ratio + didn’t ask + dis u? 🤓🤓🤓🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

[@CorelUser]

Also Wasn't Goku a fricking alien?

[@calvinwilson3617]

In dragon ball the anime goku (as a literal child) basically agrees to marry chichi without knowing what it means

[@allink5526]

He thought marriage was food so he agreed to marry Chi-Chi as a kid

[@allink5526]

@@CorelUser yea, he didn't know he was a Saiyan until the start of DBZ

[@flpdragonslayersmith8]

4:50 Lmmfao 🤣

[@Elementlul]

The actor that played piccolo felt so bad that he offered to voice a character in super for free. He is Zamasu lol

[@dumbchris8796]

crazy how goku was a chad who didnt even pay attention to the many girls who followed him and never went to school, literally raised himself in the woods. the people who made this literally never watched the source material.

[@elijahfredericks4245]

I asked my extremely Christian aunty to buy me Dragon ball Evolution as a kid because I was such a huge Dragon ball nerd. I only watched it once, loved it and my aunt threw it the way the next day because she thought it was demon spawn. Even though I was disappointed not to watch it again as a kid, now as an adult, I'd say she wasn't quite off lmao.

[@Xman34washere]

Honestly she probably did the thing where you use the wrong formula to get the right answer

[@spinyslasher6586]

Your aunt was your guardian angel, she protected you from the demonic corruption that is DragonBall Evolution. Be thankful.

[@alexmonro1711]

I think every Dragonball fan can agree that Evolution is indeed demon spawn.

[@Krawberry]

My Grandma did that too, but it was for Cris Angel. She called him the devil

[@buddermonger2000]

@@alexmonro1711 Toryama did too so thank it for the last 10 years of dragon ball content

[@jacobgraves8352]

Lol Piccolo is apparently a sithlord and is trying to find Dr Suess’ house 😂

[@ChildNightmare]

The actor of goku wrote a written apology to akira and his family thats how you know a movie fucked up