Most Cringe Coffee Salesman Ever

[@billbill6094]

Dude wins all the arguments he makes up in his own head and decided he was a great thinker.

[@aegoni6176]

Best comment ever. That's it, I'm using it with others starting today

[@cygnuscraft9544]

accurate. mf walked into starbucks and wrote down all of his intrusive thoughts for the script.

[@Worthyington]

Im in this comment and I dont like it.

[@acuilnos]

He's the kind of guy who debates with himself in the shower after losing an argument.

[@phelan8385]

​@@acuilnosdon't we all kinda do that 😂

[@winstonchurchill5892]

I love how the entire pitch did everything in its power to not talk about the pitch. It's just 3 minutes of insulting without even mentioning the Kickstarter.

[@nesamdoom]

He tried roasting everything but the beans.

[@zenketski]

He might be on to something here. He should just do videos of him insulting random people Frozen in Time

[@TheCommanderTaco]

Also love how he contradicts himself with his own pitch. " by trying not to conform you are conforming". By that logic people should drink his coffee since it isn't mainstream, but if everyone went to his coffee it would then be mainstream lol.

[@its-just-a-randomguy8958]

​@@nesamdoomGood one

[@AliawooYT]

Seriously, he never even mentioned his coffee once. Like, what-

[@BenjiFieldz]

That was genuinely hard to sit through.. every time Charlie took over I had a sigh of relief.

[@GetDuckRolled]

Lol fr

[@rodyt567]

It was like getting water boarded but with cringe

[@alucardtheno-lifeking2556]

Same, had to cover my eyes every time Charlie wasn't on.

[@AvarageGamingGamer]

@@alucardtheno-lifeking2556 so relatable man every time charlie talks about a cringe video i had to close my eyes and take off my headset if charlie decided to play the cringe video

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

I love how the characters he's chosen to be his villains are just well-off people with healthy habits such as working out and drinking healthy smoothies (instead of his liquid gasoline)

[@flysocietyZx]

hes literally a character himself. hes not the owner.

[@mcstabber6341]

Isn't gasoline already a liquid?

[@UserFin]

@@mcstabber6341 I guess they like to take their gasoline in solid form.

[@Osama_Bin_Ladder]

Gasoline is already a liquid. Are you like a week old and have never been to a gas station?

[@GeezNutz]

​@@Osama_Bin_Ladder are you the bully from the video?

[@toxic4nia723]

The fact he was able to get over $3k in donations is unbelievable

[@wonderland9601]

saying again stupid people exist

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

Not really, look at how much money people who use this schtick make. I'm surprised he *only* has $3k

[@Moonhermit-]

I'm even more amazed he thinks the target audience he's going for would buy coffee from a black man.

[@ElonNepoBaby]

libertarians lmao

[@cheeseguy6238]

It's very common for people to donate to their own Kickstarter. That way people think there's already some backing behind it

[@Azby64]

Him freakily judging everyone around him reminds me of angry kids in middle school who think they know things.

[@AvarageGamingGamer]

Grade 2 edgy students when they walk pass grade 1 students be like:

[@isferbaad7367]

By making fun of people and calling them pretentious without knowing anything about them, he ends up looking the most pretentious of all.

[@ericfieldman]

Not even that, he's just making up stats for one note caricatures to insult, and insulting them, and he wants us to think he's cool and above them for it. If you have to make up a person to look worse than you, oof

[@fugginrambo]

He's calling everyone else a little douche while being a garbage bag sized douche. I'm glad he didn't listen to anyone who said this approach is terrible. It's hilarious actually and seems like a commercial made by the Onion.

[@jaji1718]

Well that's because he is

[@feraltaco4783]

I think he's just mad at life and used this as a way to vent. 🤣

[@Kuhmodo]

I just don't get it........... If his coffee has THAT much caffeine in it, that could've been the pitch alone lol

[@coolymanman7]

Damn this coffee guy acts as if everyone's reason for existing is to please him.

[@Axcito]

LMFAO why this comment's replies filled with bot spam

[@TRUMAN_THE_TRUE_MAN]

I’m way better than Charlie ☠️⚡️⚡️

[@Buhrguer]

the bots are so crazy

[@lazyfrog3987]

Guys we need to work together to spam report these bots

[@HotShotLion]

@@Axcito Its all the first half hour of comments charlie gets. Its wild how many people have these bots setup just to get a click on their channel.

[@TheMilitantHorse]

This ad is actually super genius, because it shows what your final moments look like before the 700+mg of his coffee puts you into shock.

[@D-Grizzly_The_Spitter]

He could've just said "Hey, my coffee can kill you" and be successful.

[@yomuin5389]

You could probably start a cult where people drink themselves to death by stating: "Please, don't drink this coffee. You shouldn't go to my website and buy my coffee because it's really bad for you and dangerous." Because M'freedom!

[@ambertasniem7245]

It worked for Panera 🤷‍♀️

[@Gherragh]

He could take same approach as Heart Attack Grill, would work much better.

[@lucassmith1886]

Amen

[@NotoriousFoxxx]

True. People love a challenge. Look at the souls games

[@dogevid]

This guy feels superior to everybody after drinking his first watered down coffee.

[@rizzlej2019.]

your cringe @@p-__

[@rizzlej2019.]

bro your 9@OfficerChumbleUTTP 💀

[@MadaraUchiha-wy7xu]

I would say that its quite the opposite of watered with that amount of caffeine

[@bigcut695]

He drinks his coffee, BLACK

[@sabagecabage7828]

@OfficerChumbleUTTPtry getting to at least grade 7 before thinking you are anything but pointless. Though people still won’t respect you till you graduate🤭

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

I love how even in the skit this guy has to do the hentai time-stop maneuver so that he can insult people to their face without fear of them fighting back.

[@ThattOneGuy]

what does that even mean, you sure you meant to say hentai???

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

@@ThattOneGuy lol it's a hentai trope as far as I understand. The pervy MC will have the power to stop time and then uses that to... umm... have his way with the women in the scene. Japanese porn can be pretty messed up sometimes.

[@yarie5769]

You watch some weird shit i aint never seen no hentai time stop

[@ImArTiStIc629]

@@TheGuzeinbuickyikes

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@TheGuzeinbuick i... don't think you watch/ know a lot of hentai my guy... i can tell you as a fact that what you're listing is incredibly rare to see... my lower body has War Scars from half the shit i've seen over the years... You literally could've just said JoJo's Bizarre adventures and been 100% accurate with a fairly funny meme still... but you went straight with Hentai and something that rarely even happens outside of some super niche Hanimes or hentai videos...

[@ShaneTheBane]

Even "low budget" lumberjack is still a compliment lol. Any association to being a lumberjack, physical appearance-wise, is a compliment

[@zyzir]

cope

[@ShaneTheBane]

@@zyzir why would I need to cope? Nobody's out here saying I look like a lumberjack in any sort of way lol

[@elijaheumags5060]

​@@zyzirYou're the type of a person that would think of a low budget lumberjack as an insult and we're all just justifying that it's actually cool. Maybe actually have a father in your life and maybe we'll talk about what it actually means to be a man, not some washed up pretentious version of it.

[@TheFrostedfirefly]

@@elijaheumags5060 it's a bot, just ignore it, it'll go away

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Also flannels are neat

[@Offroader210]

As a coffee drinker, this Kickstarter campaign made me want to switch to decaf.

[@alsmith9853]

It made me want to switch to tea. Herbal tea at that😂

[@PhinMura]

The fact that its called "Insomnia" is false advertising. I'm pretty sure drinking this will put you into a permanent dirt nap

[@DaveSmith-pc4ul]

This video made me realize I need a long ass break from caffeine, ngl I’ve had somewhere around 1400mg at least I don’t even really wanna know tbh 😂

[@BootyGoblinesque]

@@DaveSmith-pc4ul You probably should but I'm assuming the 1400mg was spaced out over a longer period of time. People who suffer from caffeine overdose usually are drinking entire full pots of coffee over the course of less than an hour.

[@raheemali8827]

The irony that the worlds strongest coffee actually makes you sleep forever.

[@Cyromantik]

That was a welcome laugh, excellently stated!

[@Soren59]

It's ironic that it's called Insomnia Coffee when drinking it will give you eternal rest

[@a-goblin]

dude came up with all his lines in his most grandiose manic phase

[@matthewmenich4302]

It's like if Hannibal from silence of the lambs was a brand ambassador

[@soupcan]

this guy drank milk all his life until today and this is how superior he feels now that he drank from moms coffee cup

[@charminglady2011]

Don't expose him! Mom's coffee is always the best!

[@zyzir]

lmao what

[@CelesteMcBride-x4q]

Lmaoooo

[@mariobosnjak99]

Listen, moms coffee might not be the best but i guarantee its still better than his

[@williammyers6692]

@@p-__ ?

[@milodoesgaming1203]

I love how the longer the commercial goes on the less it’s about coffee

[@GamerClint-z3u]

The funny part is Charlie is giving this more exposure than their marketing budget could have possibly afforded 😂

[@KillKaito]

the campaign ended in 2017, it failed 👽

[@gerald216]

​@hxttok you know it makes more sense that it was advertised in 2017

[@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid]

Of course it failed. Who the hell would put money on this ad for this product especially when there's already a death wish coffee lol. What was this idiot thinking idk.

[@mskitjsn]

Lmao, dude made a coffee kickstarter as an excuse to lash out at people 😂

[@AmonAnon-vw3hr]

Only certain people.

[@alsmith9853]

Maybe it was an elaborate therapy session

[@Pissbaby991]

@@AmonAnon-vw3hralright ur cringe. Stop trying to victimize ur self buddy

[@Jenna2k]

Basically anyone even remotely interesting or likable. He just needs to accept he sucks lol

[@JoshuaDillonn]

Lol lovely comment

[@hhgff778]

It's kinda impressive how the actors kept straight faces during this, Hollywood should contact them.

[@the-answer-is-42]

I don't think the world is ready for their performance. They need to be very careful not to unravel reality by tricking it with their raw acting skills. To be serious, that is the one impressive thing about this ad.

[@DaTruthHurtzzzz]

I love listening to Charlie's videos to sleep. That monotone tone while still being informative is perfect

[@SpookyM0aiMan]

Yeah once I had to go to school but I was so sleepy so I laid down on my bed and fell asleep while listening to this guy

[@MrBoxMan20]

Ido this lol

[@GetDuckRolled]

an incredibly competitive category "Most Cringe Coffee Salesman"

[@adamo464]

​@BangerContent Loser

[@maddythedorito8343]

​@BangerContent shuddup bot +L

[@smileygladhands]

I can think of a couple...

[@maccamachine]

⁠@stmsinhe didn’t pay to comment…. You didn’t have to pay to comment so why would he? It’s a channel membership if you don’t know what you’re talking about just don’t say anything

[@ferni-]

​@BangerContent wtf

[@renichifall]

I do miss the old stuff and appreciate the blast from the past. It honestly just shows how far even your video style has evolved doing this.

[@zyzir]

yeah this was more charlie sounding offended while the older ones were just him cracking jokes the entire time

[@SoccYT]

@@zyzir offended? If you think people are offended by this as much as genuinely confused you must have the wrong channel. The ad made zero sense as to what it was going for and the insults were so bad that it made Guinness set a new world record.

[@pizzlerot2730]

​​@@zyzir I mean, I'm pretty offended by the fact that this pathetic puddle of insecurity can even call himself a person like the rest of us, so I definitely get where Charlie is coming from on that front. But that's about the limit of the offense that I detected from him - if you sensed more then you were just projecting, mate 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@zyzir]

@@pizzlerot2730 ur the one sitting there saying you got offended ROFL i never said anything about me getting offended hahahaha

[@Mementoo-Moriii]

Maybe this guy is actually a genius, getting all the people with this mindset to buy into this and then instantly get a heart attack from drinking the coffee

[@TheOreo-Is-TheBunny]

The fact that this man’s whole ad was just going around and insulting people just tells us what kind of person he is, and Charlie did a great job at showing us this. As always keep up the great work ❤

[@noodlesofoodles]

like what does anything he said have to do with coffee? 😂😭

[@OutLt]

the ad was just making fun of people🤣🤣🤓☝

[@guerillagorilla4423]

Riding Charlie's meat over here.

[@piquedcommenter6252]

It doesn't really tell us what kind of person he is seeing as it was just an ad. It's not that deep, buddy. For all we know, he may have been an actor himself -- there's no way of knowing whether or not he actually believes the stuff he was saying in the video lol. Someone else commented: "To be fair, the spokesman in the video is clearly an actor himself. The real mastermind behind all of this, is some guy named Jim Walker, who's the CEO."

[@wahid182]

HE'S AN ACTOR. HE DID NOT WRITE THIS. HE IS NOT THE OWNER AT ALL Why is nobody thinking further than what is fed

[@JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens]

Man you know the world is going to the dogs when even the coffee salesmen are cringe

[@RobbieStacks90]

I've never liked coffee. Tea is a far superior beverage, even if it stains your teeth. I always stock up on Taylors of Harrogate whenever I'm at Whole Foods.

[@regulator18E]

​@@RobbieStacks90same! People think it's crazy I don't like coffee, but just the taste will make me gag 😂 I'll drink gallons of tea though.

[@eugenekrabs141]

since people are talking about caffeinated beverages they like to drink i will jump in here just to say i myself drink cappuccino

[@warhawk9566]

@BangerContent Change your accounts name

[@samschroeder5034]

@@p-__shut up bro why u keep commenting that. Cringe. Re evaluate your life.

[@drmonkeys852]

Imagine selling more caffeine than a brand called "Death wish"

[@hyp3rl1ght]

As someone who wears flannels, and has a beard, the lumberjack line is pretty common. Some ignorant people look for punchlines out of individuals, as if we live as made-to-present cartoon characters.

[@yomuin5389]

I mean, I know it's "not this deep", but I'd say that individuality as a concept should've long been more challenged. Now that the internet is used globally and we all have access to everything and everyone, it has gotten really hard to truly be or seem "unique". That's why people try out increasingly outrageous looks, attitudes and in some ways, personalities. So clearly, individuality is flawed and ironically a bit overstated as a means of identity. People apparently feel inauthentic, or not "authentic enough", just being themselves. I feel like making peace with how much you are alike with others is a much healthier mindset. I for example look like a standard hipster-emoji holding an oat milk cappuccino, complete with the Harry Potter glasses and the manbun. What do I care that I'm a caricature, everyone is. Who cares? Individuality is overrated and drives us nuts. But I agree. It's annoying when the people obsessed with like "waking up" and being "real" use others that are just being themselves as as punching bags because we're not trying as hard to be different (so unique, to want to be different, btw).

[@SuppressedVehemence]

Okay low budget lumberjack

[@phelan8385]

Not even an insult too

[@blackmcbain3145]

Most people are kind of cartoon characters these days

[@notapplicable6985]

​@@blackmcbain3145always have been

[@tannermcintosh7023]

Im honestly suprised that there exists an actual dialogue of making coffee more masculine and less PC.

[@promethiac2641]

Too much soy in the coffee these days

[@RobbieStacks90]

A lot of that has to do with the public's perception of traditional coffee shops and chains like Starbuck's. We always imagine the effeminate types frequenting those places, the kind of guy who weighs 110lbs soaking wet and is a regular at art museums. That's where women go to hang out with their not straight buddies.

[@GokuSolosAnime]

Only soyboys drink coffee anyway

[@barneyboyle6933]

“Truly one of the ___ of all time” Ok so you have no idea what this joke even means, so why do you insist on using it?

[@TrackpadProductions]

Kinda funny that coffee plants actually contain caffeine as a naturally occuring defensive pesticide to protect against insects. It's just not strong enough to be dangerous to anything bigger. This guy loves coffee so much he's making sure _nothing_ can safely consume it.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

I don't think you can insult, or even pretend to insult, someone when you're wearing a t-shirt with a blazer

[@Freddie7191]

The funny thing is that this guy's strategy of insulting his potential customers is exactly the same thing every major corporation in the world does. What a true free thinker.

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

i don't know about that, if you watch a commercial from coca-cola, pepsi, disney, amazon they're usually just very sterilized and feel-good in a forced way

[@DanBorens]

What

[@hectichive889]

⁠@@oneofthoseyoutubeusers Yeah exactly, idk what he means. I would agree if we were talking about internet ‘influencers’ and ‘gurus’ but not mega corporations really. They just put out some generic “feel-good” schlock for commercials. You could argue the low-effort trash they put out feels insulting maybe!

[@EternalCaretaker]

What world are you in where companies insulting their potential customers is the meta for ALL of them. Him being this insulting is unironically one of the few "free thinker" things he's doing.

[@goatbabe0666]

I remember when Dr Pepper came out with Dr Pepper 10, "10 calories, diet soda for men" and some women went and bought it out of spite.

[@RAVEN_SPRING_]

The way he acted is everything you don’t want in a boss leader or even friend.

[@unit38421]

For reference to the 1200 mg, the FDA recommends that you ingest no more than 400 mg of caffine per day.

[@zeezee16]

It has more caffeine because he's using "robusta" coffee beans which are known to taste like shit but have more caffeine. He's reinventing the wheel, this kind of coffee has been sold for hundreds of years

[@kuru-kuru5867]

wdym by taste like shid, do you prefer drinking arabica that taste acid only

[@zeezee16]

I prefer single-origin arabica that has been grown in proper equatorial regions preferably in higher elevations, processed using state of the art methods, and roasted expertly creating a well rounded, delicious tasting coffee that is balanced in terms of bitterness and acidity. Acidity is primarily attributed to how light the coffee is roasted. Not a fan of acid? Grab a darker roast. It will offer you better flavor as opposed to robusta, without the burnt rubber flavor characteristic that robusta is known for. @@kuru-kuru5867

[@cilliandownes2351]

Weird how he called his coffee "Insomnia" when drinking two cups of it will literally put you to sleep forever. Insomonia is the last thing this product will give you

[@ekdwriter]

I can't wait to be extremely sane and cool after staying awake for a week with this coffee

[@ST5S5]

The fact that he made a commercial of himself just insulting people to their faces is hilarious 😂

[@WasteOfTheOcean]

Commercial of an actor, dont give hate to the guy in the video, hate the guy who made the script lol

[@ST5S5]

@@WasteOfTheOcean I’m pretty sure that guy in the video is the owner of the coffee brand. Pretty sure he wrote his own script

[@WasteOfTheOcean]

@@ST5S5 I’d have to check, I was just going off another comment. Either way is probably evenly possibld

[@ST5S5]

@@WasteOfTheOcean yeah and either way the owner of the business still approved that as the final result

[@WasteOfTheOcean]

@@ST5S5 Bro I said that… stop making arguments in your head

[@AnomMona-d8g]

You can tell that man never confronted himself into a single physical fight in his life

[@mkv2718]

…that sure was a sentence…

[@mikejohnsonmike]

The man is what I imagine an undercover cop pretending to fit in and “be cool” would be like 😅

[@Crusherjjp]

The air umbrella is one of the most memorable series for me on your channel. I remember looking forward to see if a new one came out whenever I got internet on deployment

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

Thanks for your support @crusherjjp

[@KerriB]

With my luck, I'd completely forget this coffee had 700mg of caffeine and drink my usual 2-3 cups and then the caffeine would hit me all at once 😂

[@DiamondCake2]

Good point, I enjoy drinking coffee, it's not a chore, if I wanted more caffeine I'd just drink more lol

[@IronWangCreates]

Get that panera lemonade instant KO

[@baadlyrics8705]

​@@IronWangCreates Panera has less than this coffee lol

[@trevorpacelli8056]

"You did it! Congratulations! World's strongest cup of coffee! Great job everyone! It's great to be here!"

[@jeniferirwin]

"At that point, just do meth" had me ROLLING 🤣

[@afterhourscinema782]

Ah yes...what better way to get customers than to insult them??? 😂

[@miniturtle0275]

1:03 I never understood why older generations/people get mad over younger generations/people getting participation trophies blame that as a reason younger people feel like they deserve things without working for it and many other stuff. We (younger generations) never asked for participation trophies, at least in my experience I hated getting participation awards especially when I lost the game/event/thing, as it felt embarrassing and seemed like people felt bad for me/pitied me so bad that they gave me a trophy for just showing up/participating. Older generations shouldn't be allowed to get mad at us for the participation trophy stuff when they were the ones that invented them and were the ones that gave them to us when we never asked for them, (it was solely their fault for there existence and for younger people receiving them) so I don't get why they get mad at us for that when it's their fault

[@edgarallanpwned6666]

How the hell do you make coffee cringe... ITS BLOODY COFFEE

[@DonWeaselYeehawEdition]

They find a way to make everything cringe 💀

[@Cassernn]

@@DonWeaselYeehawEditionhmm

[@LiterallyNobody0]

The odds of this guy actually drinking his own product is probably zero 🤣

[@x-rayofmyhand8875]

I'm pretty sure drinking his coffee would just send you to Hel. It's not even an honorable death by combat. Just coffee poisoning, it's truly embarassing.

[@Beetil]

So he has made it clear that he doesn't want coffee drinkers to consume his caffeine product. Way to reach an audience.

[@gunsandroses896]

Just hearing 700 milligrams in 12 ounces is giving me heart palpitations. And I drink soft drinks including cola quite a bit. Wow.

[@gunsandroses896]

Stupid bots. Get outta my replies.

[@ao05851]

yeah past 400mg is panic attack realm for me.. 700 is easily gonna kill someone at risk

[@ao05851]

id have to sip at it like the drinks i used to spike with meth lol and it wouldnt even be as fun

[@angygremlin4423]

That's 58.33 mg of caffeine per fl oz, which is 6.22 times more caffeine per fl oz than a regular energy drink (approx. 150 mg per 16 fl oz). That's freaking insane.

[@TheErikjsm]

"soft drinks are for soft people" - the guy who made the ad probably.

[@DistantLightNarrations]

How much do you think he paid the actors? Or do you think he promised to pay them in exposure 🤣

[@АлександрТрухман-н6я]

Do a cringe creep tier list please

[@brycetennison1083]

Yes, that is a video that would easily reach a million likes

[@MikkelL03]

Please don't.

[@juliansandler4569]

That would be funny af

[@ZodiacBoi42]

And eat them

[@chikichikiu]

he needs to make youtuber apologies 2.0 first

[@westoeden]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... Ah, Monty Python. They had a bad influence on me and I love them for it.

[@blackmcbain3145]

This guy is an amazing actor to not crack tf up at his own lines. Make him the new kang

[@eddyGuerrero94]

“Just do meth”- Charlie 2023 5:21

[@calmkat9032]

He would've been realer if he said, "THIS is an awfully hot coffee pot."

[@CasperTheFriendlyGhost621]

This guy definitely had a long drawn out argument on Facebook before filming the ad

[@ewanhawley1108]

Never though I would ever hear the words “just do meth” in a genuine way

[@dizzyhq5100]

I could pitch a flying car on kickstarter and it would probably raise $5,000,000

[@CinderFox98]

You're under valuing how gullible people are. You'll be at $10 million by the end of the week

[@the_irs_real]

7:10 at this point it genuinely feels like a horror short film

[@YourMostFavoriteNPC]

I love that their ad is just telling half of their target audience is dumb lol

[@xinf3ctdx]

Right? That Dr Squatch soap tried to do the same thing and they abandoned that whole marketing scheme so fast.

[@IAmTheBugInsideYou]

@@xinf3ctdx Holy shit I hated those fucking ads. I didn't use ad block as much then as I do now, but I would never in a thousand years buy their products because of how annoying & pompous they came off.

[@smuggen]

he should’ve branded the coffee as “Kickstarter”

[@Shiro_Sora]

lol

[@iamireland]

He's trying to "own" a "hipster" from like 10 years ago, but they cast a guy who's just dressed normal.

[@HIRAMECLARKEHOPS]

700mg caffeine = instant heart palpitations and anxiety all day lmao.

[@igiveup9714]

Not only are his insults terrible but he does it to people who cant hear them or fight back.

[@IndigoPhoenix21]

Five seconds into this ad, and I rolled my eyes so hard, I went temporarily blind. Real Undertaker shit.

[@KingAero7]

I never thought I would enjoy watching Charlie talk about coffee

[@HeavenlyiceDream]

funny thing is he is actually doing a SPOT ON performance acting like those high society snobs He's doing a great job pf portraying starbucks customers lol

[@IamTheCaptainNow]

2:52 You failed Charlie to see that he's wearing plaid and everybody knows that only lumberjacks wear plaid.

[@juliarenaud4410]

I’ve never cringed so hard, this coffee guy is terrifying.

[@sebferlo8121]

Should have pitched the Charged Lemonade.

[@Vgamefrk1]

I looked it up. Each cup now has 1105mg of caffeine. That’s practically a health hazard.

[@jamesgroccia644]

A full gram of caffeine???? That’s on par with crack!

[@DrPistachio]

Bro seems like he watched a few seasons of You and thinks this is peak society

[@MarkoJovanovic93]

0:50 I appreciate little rapping moment bro

[@rainbowflower8388]

The coffee is now even stronger now. On the website it claims a cup is 1100mg of caffiene.

[@vetro_alty9810]

Charlie never fails to make a video

[@DiamondCake2]

Facts

[@uhohcloseone]

He truly makes some of the videos in the world.

[@bulkvanderhuge9006]

He's hoping that by insulting his audience, they will buy his coffee out of spite.

[@mierardi88]

Coolest guy ever beats up straw men and thinks he's tough: buy our coffee?

[@giygas_9577]

This had about as much to do with coffee as car commercials have to do with cars.

[@blasphemer_amon]

This man saw Panera Charged Lemonade claim two bodies and felt the need to defend Coffee's dignity

[@camdenlane5627]

"it sucks shit through a crazy straw" is such a goddamn bar. omg.

[@hag8752]

This guy is literally what i sound like thinking of comebacks to middle school arguements

That lumberjack statement had me side eyeing my wall hoping my ancestors also heard that

[@samot4100]

If we lived in the saw universe this guy would 100% wake up in a trap where he has to chug a gallon of his own coffee to get a key out of the bottom or something.

[@static8181]

i feel like his coffee has failed in its goal of waking people up. Its just as likely to make you fall asleep forever

[@scourge8143]

1:56 Is what everyone with a functioning brain thought when they watched this ad.

[@Whole180withAliyah]

💯

[@zeitgeistzest797]

The fact that people think this is a good way to promote their products is.... mindblowing. (& my mind was already blown by the drama on book Twitter.. 🤯)

[@crummycole7022]

Charlie never fails to rub my cheeks and make me smile

[@shelby5809]

face cheeks or..?

[@crummycole7022]

@@shelby5809 FACE

[@PlaceboTheRodent-xn6ii]

this is a certified caffeine moment.

[@TheHaydenPlanetarium]

I’m heavily into coffee and honestly, never heard of this coffee. Nobody has posted it on the Reddit thread for espresso. As for caffeine quantity, it all depends on extraction. It could claim a high amount but, it extract could be quite challenging.

[@Mark-sd4hv]

It's ready brew, they add caffeine powder to it, like dips and vapes add nicotine salts for "extremely high nicotine" that's impossible to get from nature

[@afterhourscinema782]

I'm surprised they didn't call it *"ULTRA SIGMA MALE ANTI-MATRIX COFFEE SUPREME"* 🤣

[@AmonAnon-vw3hr]

He called it "BLACK coffee" which is just as bad lol.

[@TheStraha216]

This is so good, the jokes write themselves with this guy's product 😂

[@SpookyM0aiMan]

I love how none of this guys insults make any sense or are somehow connected to his death coffee.

[@PEPPERslim_]

As much as we make fun of the commercial, there is a market that thinks this dude is so right and probably felt like and acted like that character when they finished watching

[@cryspbacon]

i feel like in 2017, at the ripe ole age of 23, i would have found this profound & transformative. unfortunately, at 30, i'm wondering why i would even sit through this.

[@Jenna2k]

Glad you grew out of it. I just hope he eventually gets nicer.

[@zachlap3020]

It’s so silly that these people try to make fun of people for wearing « veils » and « hiding from reality » when they’re themselves putting out the veil of a tough guy because they don’t want to acknowledge their problems

[@c-9387]

I've missed this style of content big man!