Shouldn't Have Said Something Weird

[@adams3627]

Credit to him, he did ask if he could say something weird, and he did not disappoint.

[@nurdytyrd3816]

Calling a woman fat seems pretty ordinary to me tbh

[@crzzymnn911]

​@@nurdytyrd3816especially now days

[@ramofeldduckington6257]

@@nurdytyrd3816Sure, just don’t get confused when they don’t want to associate with you afterwards.

[@Gerson.Reyes.C]

​@@nurdytyrd3816we know, that's why they don't talk to you

[@SoggySlopster]

@@nurdytyrd3816what I don’t get is women will tell you all the time about how women built like Lizzo are just the most attractive things ever then when you call a girl Lizzo she gets upset

[@SamWal]

Every time I'm about to send a risky dm, I remember that Charlie is waiting for those screen shots and I don't

[@PrestonStrain-s2o]

What are these bots?!?

[@MrTortiePlays]

L

[@bramsonbambival7901]

​@@PrestonStrain-s2o probably.

[@Icyy4406]

wtf is uttp

[@bramsonbambival7901]

That being said I really think before I text someone I like just because I don't wanna see charlie roast my ass.

[@Adurite]

Let this be a lesson, if anybody texts you "can I say something weird" you're about to hear the most diabolical thing you've ever heard in your entire lifetime.

[@I_draw_while_on_caffeine]

Yes

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

You watched 2 seconds of the video

[@NotNochos]

Dawg it’s been 60 seconds

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 🎉

[@M7MDRX]

Can i say something weird:3

[@Sam_the_Spinosaurus]

the ":3" is the prelude to either the funniest, or most unhinged thing you've ever read

[@bruhman-he6mn]

Cringiest*

[@rootabeta9015]

@@bruhman-he6mn :3

[@bruhman-he6mn]

@@rootabeta9015 this is why your dad left and your mom is an alcoholic

[@WildTheFemboy]

​@@bruhman-he6mn :3

[@Prismate]

@@WildTheFemboy bro self reported 💀

[@Wunba]

Charlie’s ability to read the incorrect messages out loud is astounding 😂

[@TheRatLiker]

You haven't seen Matt Rose yet... he is the master of pronouncing actual gibberish correctly.

[@trishugnish]

Wunba’s ability to comment on every video I watch is astounding 😂

[@the_spider_lily911]

Gove you 😂😂

[@Hana1LuLu]

And yet his ability to fill in the blanks is lacking at the same time - the hidden word was "mean" not "mama". No hate on Charlie, the juxtaposition is just hilarious to me lol

[@CrazyFanaticGamer]

Why

[@nemness0]

its almost like charlie is always foaming at the mouth waiting for cringe texts to be leaked, its very nice

[@MadxWasHere]

me and charlie are same person fr

[@Unreal_Reviews]

wow so scary@@MadxWasHere

[@DerrickEmmonsIII.]

Eggs

[@pioter33]

@@DerrickEmmonsIII.Eggs 🥚🥚🍳🍳

[@spurtly]

@@DerrickEmmonsIII. Eggs 🥚🥚🍳🍳

[@Nuswodahs]

As a mom, if I’m giving away clothes for free to a stranger, I would not drive an hour away to meet them. That is a huge safety concern, especially this time of year. The amount of people that would happily lure someone just to do harm is insane now.

[@ellisrichmond243]

My big takeaway from that whole exchange was if this is how she treats strangers, imagine how she treats her own kids behind closed doors :( Hope they'll turn out ok

[@johnnyfreespeech5815]

Even ignoring the stranger danger element, you shouldn’t do this anyway. If you’ve got things that are taking up space but aren’t needed then it’s a good idea to give them away to anyone who’s prepared to come and take them and in this scenario you have benefitted in some way. But to actually go out of your way to drive somewhere else and give them away is of no benefit when you then factor in the lost time and car fuel etc... there is no benefit, only detriment. The pushy lady was just being a typical me, me, me 2023 scumbag who thinks that they are the main character in a movie and everybody else is irrelevant. I mean, she even offered a whopping $10. Woo, ten bucks! Whoopdy f***ing doo! I’m expected to do you an incredible favour and you’ll generously give me ten smackers. Wow! How generous of you.

[@arthurfleck629]

@@ellisrichmond243Unfortunately they probably won’t, and due to how much of an impact parents tend to have on their children, we’ll end up with even more idiots in the world.

[@umeriu-b1m]

But she wants the stranger to come to her house? I feel like meeting in someplace public would have been the best option

[@LunarEdge7]

​@@umeriu-b1m This was my headscratcher too, it's not like the person offering free clothes can't be Sus as well. Both are just having hissy fits imo

[@mzdrea9468]

As a big girl…. I have gotten similar things frequently. My favorite was a 40 something yr old man approaching me, age 22, on the train headed to school. He sits down and asks for my number then says…” i find beauty in things most ppl think are ugly”😮

[@Llama_charmer]

Its a genuine tactic used by manipulative people. They rely on someone with low self esteem, its supposed to make that person desperate for their attention and praise.

[@mayareemoonmoon]

Thats just fucking wild, mate, omg

[@eggymens]

they think it's a compliment because they think they're saying "i am so smart i've transcended typical beauty standards, i understand that EVEN YOU can be hot!" not understanding that isn't a unique or special trait and arguably never has been and to make a big deal out of it, is just to reiterate how unattractive the person otherwise is but you're supposed to not care because "well i think you're beautiful" like bitch so did I until 5 seconds ago. the fuck.

[@Mukashi_1996]

That to me just screams somebody who is either really unable to recognize social norms or is somebody who is looking for somebody to take advantage of because I have known people in the past who would exclusively go after people that were perceived as easier to control and they would say stuff like that

[@mzdrea9468]

@@Mukashi_1996 you are 100% correct. When you are a big girl, some guys assume you are desperate & will accept anything for male attention. That is true for some girls. If you are paying attention, their intentions are easy to decipher.

[@billbill6094]

Something you learn as a teen is that you have to actually be close to someone before you start casually insulting them. Even the most secure people hate negging and there's a difference between a "cheeky" & a backhanded compliment.

[@RobbieStacks90]

That's not invaluable wisdom. I know for sure that most people didn't learn anything as teens. Look at Taylor Swift. She's dating as if she's in 10th grade again. We all know that Kelce is a violent brute who will throw her into walls when he's in a bad mood, but she's a woman with no common sense, so she doesn't mind.

[@thedarkderp2520]

​@@RobbieStacks90ironic considering your comment has exactly zero wisdom in it felt my brain cells leaving reading that

[@BusinessZeus]

This is BEYOND a misunderstanding, fat people don't want their existance summed up as "fat". This is so simple and I understand that this happens in satire but this is not that.

[@goingferalluvs]

​@@BusinessZeus yeah the og comment is true but in this case this straight up is insulting. Backhanded compliment AND just insulting because obviously why would you casually call someone fat

[@yungkaleido]

@@BusinessZeus some girls do identify with it because it’s so normalized (edit: not saying the guy was in the right at all, but I think it could’ve gone over well with certain types)

[@caleb7674]

I'd just like to underline this to drive it home. Don't ever meet in an unfamiliar place that's not a known public spot, and don't ever let someone take you to a secondary location.

[@linkly9272]

I'd agree, but I'm a really trustworthy guy. Please meet me at the alleyway behind the local Ace Hardware at 11 PM, I have a present 🥰

[@MAX-de8fe]

What if the vibe is chill

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@linkly9272There better be candy this time.

[@Voidaken]

Well with that logic, the person asking was in the right to make the request.

[@redgreen2453]

@@MAX-de8fewell, yeah if they pass the vibe check. Their basement’s probably really cool

[@jayem2156]

Nothing has made me laugh harder this month than “I have a newborn jesus”

[@H.LeonideSouza]

He came back again, and this time he aint gonna play nice.

[@JohnFreakyTheThird]

@@H.LeonideSouzaThe Bible 2 gonna go crazy

[@Wake_Up_Jacob]

One of the best Charlie moments in 2023

[@CoolHandLuke196]

they meant "I have a newborn. Jesus"

[@JadonKaiser]

Oh, I completely misinterpreted this sentence lol@@CoolHandLuke196

[@Eramaeis]

"i have a newborn jesus" 😂😂😂

[@angelozinhozito4878]

💀💀💀💀

[@kappakeepo4499]

pronounced Hey-Zues

[@MotojiroKaiji]

I think they meant “I have a newborn. Like Jesus?! 😒” in that tone

[@BevoGamingMC]

It’s the classic “let’s eat, grandma” vs “let’s eat grandma”

[@Random-sk6hm]

I'm tired and it took me a minute to figure out what they meant. I sincerely thought they were saying Jesus was back for round 3 😭

[@sickrantorum693]

"I have a newborn jesus" made me laugh so hard

[@monhi64]

That was funny but couldn’t top the “I just saw a post about stupid bitches and it reminded me of you” comment, at least for me. Caught me off guard

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

​@@monhi64 for me it was the casual "what a load of dirty barnacles."

[@SpaceMissile]

and charlie following up "oh He's coming back for round three" lol

[@RoachSanderson1987]

I rarely laugh out loud but that one got me too

[@ElisaAlice-d8b]

You have a baby named jesus? XD

[@nuggetman4563]

This is like when your friend says "hear me out" and you know the next words are going to be the wildest take of the century

[@JustinSawyer-ji5wm]

Can I ask you something weird? 😏

[@Bellax06]

​@@JustinSawyer-ji5wm of course!

[@elcuh3312]

@@CowMan952ok

[@JustinSawyer-ji5wm]

@@Bellax06 I'll ask you, then. Ever been in a rush to get somewhere and you just throw a t-shirt, forgetting that it's the shirt you used in the night as a cum blanket 🤔 but then... you've left the house and... well... by the time you realise... it's too late... you're on the bus. That happen to you? :3

[@jewishwaffle3527]

Why stop at a five or six stores when you need just one​@@JustinSawyer-ji5wm

[@lemonmelon1883]

The first convo was painful The second convo required Duolingo and the Rosetta Stone to translate

[@RobertTrey-ov1lz]

I wouldve blocked the second one before it even got to that long ass message 😂

[@sebastiangudino9377]

​@@p-__This one bot is very funny. Like this one person has carefully studied the intricacies of Charlie's farts, and trained hard to be able to not only match them, but, dare I say it, surpass them It Is weird, and a bot is a bot, I should not engage But dude, I gotta respect the grind

[@Skaevs]

The second one was just weird. She was clearly dealing with a non native english speaker who needed help, instead she just unapologetically said no, and was kind of a dick for no reason.

[@ribbonsinmyheart]

⁠​⁠@@Skaevsbeing a “non native english speaker” does not excuse entitlement

[@CorelUser]

​@@Skaevs"needed help" and how do you figure that? I just see a choosing beggar

[@MMLEFT2552]

Ah I was recently planning on telling the fat beauty at the top of my contacts they were a fat beauty, but thanks to this video I will refrain. Thank you Charles, your work does not go unnoticed!

[@gahaha8565]

I was called a bad person once, gave someone a car for free, it was high mileage but otherwise running fine. About 8 months later they had some issues and reached out to me to help pay for their repairs, and was angry when I didn't.

[@sailor5853]

Say sorry and tell them to come back tomorrow so you will give their money back.

[@Luigimaestro]

@@sailor5853he gave the car fir free dude what money

[@Requiem_ah]

@@Luigimaestrotake your time

[@thehawk8332]

​@@sailor5853😂

[@userofusername4981]

@@Requiem_ahI don’t get it either

[@mhelm0225]

I swear ":3" is like a calling card for people when they're about to say the most self destructive, out of pocket shit imaginable.

[@waltuhx3x3]

the :3 slander is too much!!!!

[@imtheprinceofallsaiyan]

Its either a femboy a wierdo or a cat lover

[@imtheprinceofallsaiyan]

​@@waltuhx3x3ong why😔

[@pequod4906]

:3

[@jocker6271]

:3

[@saulbueno5640]

If you guys ever feel weird for the things you said, just know you'll never be this weird

[@digitalsnowangel]

@@Godbody_GladiatorsNo, absolutely not.

[@Theendman42]

@@digitalsnowangelCan I say something nice?

[@digitalsnowangel]

@@Godbody_Gladiators What? 😭

[@MisterIncog]

You absolutely will if you thing this is as unhinged as it gets

[@saulbueno5640]

@@MisterIncog maybe but most of us are conscious enough to know when to hold off from saying real suspect shit

[@mikasasukasa4479]

"she doesn't need you to gove her $10 to brung them" that part near the end killed me lmao

[@JJWhitehalll]

Imagine if Charlie was actually behind the weird text messages, just so he could show us how not to communicate with people.

[@doodaroni29]

I wouldn’t be surprised 😂

[@DDDadToTheBone]

Who knows, anything is possible on KZbin these days

[@potapotapotapotapotapota]

boggle29988

[@scazab6408]

But it's just a theory.... *_A GAME THEORY!!!_*

[@Macephtopheles]

Well with his $10 AI GF convo then he's either picking up the social skills via osmosis from all the reading of unadulterated twattery texts or you could be onto something...

[@kel_ski]

I’m addicted to this series. The cringe is just so diabolical, I can’t look away

[@mortemracoon]

It’s like an abusive relationship it’s so painful but you don’t want to leave

[@slashr406]

its like watching a kid play with fire, you want to stop them but at the same time you wanna see how it ends

[@maxmeister747]

It's kelski!

[@mortemracoon]

@@Godbody_Gladiators of course!

[@digitalsnowangel]

@@mortemracoonWas not expecting that comparison.

[@SpinyBadger]

When someone says "can I say something weird", the only reasons for saying yes are true, deep friendship or curiosity about why you're about to sever contact.

[@precious_toebeans]

I laughed so hard because it has been the latter every single time for me. So succinctly said

[@madpie5147]

I've had someone use that setup just to ask me my opinion on furries lmaoo

[@MusketeerTigershark1822]

​@@madpie5147What's your opinion on furries?

[@madpie5147]

@@MusketeerTigershark1822 i mean it's not my thing but as long as they're not hurting anyone idrc

[@MusketeerTigershark1822]

@@madpie5147 Good

[@saltlakeatrocity9771]

2:14 horrid pick-up line, fucking amazing way to close an argument.

[@Aurora_Animates]

Haha so true

[@easternplatypus]

every day I thank god that charlie didn't start this series when I was 12, I'd have 100% ended up here 💀

[@multiyapples]

Same. I’m glad I’ve changed.

[@msfluorescent]

Talking like this at 12 years old is barely a problem. The issue is if this way of thinking stays into adulthood.

[@Fellowhuman843]

noot noot

[@joshuarussell733]

Dude, you were 12. I’m sure he wouldn’t be roasting a child’s text. You’re good man 😂

[@gagejones6599]

You were 12 and this dude is an adult there’s a difference

[@whu__]

She says that if she was in that person's position she would drive for an hour to give away the clothes, yet in this scenario she can't drive an hour to come collect the clothes herself?

[@hannahmary6023]

That's what Charles said yes.

[@AndoBanderino]

This may be me reading in between the lines, but as someone who grew up flat broke, it's obvious the beggar doesn't have a car or a way to easily get to the other person's home but are too embarrassed to communicate that and just got angry and insult them instead.

[@wolfpecker5710]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@AndoBanderinoI thought that too, but then they said they could meet halfway so who knows. Definitely a situation where you get more flies with honey than vinegar because had the issue actually been that “she REALLY needed the clothes and didn’t have transportation” then the lady might have been willing to take the extra effort to help her out from one mother to another. I only say that cause that lady entertained her far longer than I would have and so I think she was waiting to hear some sense from her, but she just got crazier and crazier 😂

[@jeremydale4548]

Some people need therapy

[@rashira9610]

NGL the free clothes thing sounded like a robbery attempt. "Meet me half way, we will meet in this place that is secluded enough for my husband to knock you out and take your money and car." The giver of the clothes was smart. It;s not just about not wanting to go out of her way to give away something for free, it's safety measure too.

[@sailor5853]

Nonsense, that's completely normal. Meet me behind the supermarket tomorrow and I will tell you why.

[@laurennfsk4242]

Yeah it felt shady af

[@gijoe13d]

It did sound like a robbery attempt. With the horrible English and the way she called all English people assholes, I get the overwhelming sense that it’s an illegal immigrant trying to set up a mugging. With the huge amount of crime spikes from these people it’s hard to see anything else. Especially how she tried immediately insulting and trying to guilt trip that lady into it instead of just saying something else like “thanks anyway” and moving on.

[@n_torop]

@@gijoe13dI’m not from the US but we have this kind of people too. They either want a huge discount on the stuff you sell because they’re a parent or want you to drive your free stuff to them. They’re just entitled. And when you don’t conform they insult you right and left

[@Spacemongerr]

Naah, I highly doubt it. It was just a lazy entitled person.

[@seiretzym]

it's so wild cause she clearly acknowledges it's an inconveniently long way to go as she won't do it herself, but she expects this stranger to do it for her?

[@jeffbutt4350]

Lmao

[@Lucaz99]

You don’t understand, she has a newborn Jesus.

[@66ixty9ine]

And then claims she would do it for another stranger

[@savageratentertainment]

this is why I kind of don't like flirting. just say how you feel, trying to be weird ad or flirt is normally how we end up embarrassing ourselves

[@JeromeProductions]

Fair

[@friendlyreaper9012]

Just do it in person. Texting is a waste of time and usually ends awkwardly.

[@TurtleMan2023]

Same

[@Ardarail]

In what world is this considered flirting 😂

[@J.R.Swish1]

Not really. There's good flirting, and there's role-playing as someone whose dream is to end up on a police watch list

[@Fr0zenEagle]

The ChoosingBeggars really sometimes have me amazed at just how delusional people can be. If someone offers something for free, with the only stipulation being that whoever wants it comes to them to pick it up, you're a delusional idiot if you demand, or even ask, them to deliver it to you.

[@Butterflyyyxoxo]

This is why I don't advertise free things. I just drop them off at goodwill.

[@H.LeonideSouza]

Yeah man, "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" as they say.

[@alsmith9853]

Yep. Much easier.​@@Butterflyyyxoxo

[@sylverscale]

You can ask, politely, and offer to pay for their time. But if they say no then that's final. Find someone to drive you or lose out on the free stuff.

[@505-q6h]

tried to sell my dad's audi on ebay once and people were literally asking ME for money for them to come and get the car 😭 never again

[@PugsleyThePear]

I was on a speed date once and one guy opened up with "wow, you look like you've run into a wall!" (I have a short nose). Like I wasn't even mad, just perplexed. What a weird opener to use

[@watchmehope6560]

That cracked me up. Sorry😂

[@PugsleyThePear]

@@watchmehope6560 no worries, it was pretty funny 😅

[@emma6648]

That’s a keeper, he’s keeping it real with you

[@indigocrayon520]

Lmaooo this made me laugh

[@PugsleyThePear]

@@emma6648 true 😔 I let a real one go.

[@kaiijen1157]

":3" its wraps😭

[@irisie]

:3

[@jessno2889]

:3

[@notfunny007]

:3

[@bruhman-he6mn]

Yall like Lil kids

[@sullzvoo]

:3

[@Hexra_]

I still have no idea how people like that person that wants the free clothes act that way but call out other people for acting the way they did. I swear hypocrisy just isn't a word that exists to them. 1. Wouldn't drive out of their way but claims they would if the roles were reversed. 2. Calls people horrible names but when other people do it, that's outta line. 3. Would pay for the trouble but insults other people for having money.

[@HauntedCadaver]

And all in the same breath, how fucking exhausting to unpack

[@sailor5853]

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" Do you know why this idiom exists? Because people 100% do that kinda of thing.

[@aoki6332]

if you ever worked in retail you will see how much people have no sense and are entitled the fact that they can act like that for someone giving free stuff imagine how they act when there actually spending money

[@johannderjager4146]

The entitlement of the individual caught me off-guard but then I remembered it's so common now that I was no longer surprised. Not only that, they were also a hypocrite AND racist.

[@Mystipaoniz]

And the fact that she's reproducing is probably the next best thing.

[@Mokaakashiya24]

She was 100% going to get kidnapped if she had met with that person.

[@booprice5473]

And you think having that kidnapper come to your house is better? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lucrussell9363]

@@booprice5473no you meet at a public location, chill the hell out

[@WhoTookQuwhu]

@@booprice5473 LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@booprice5473]

@@lucrussell9363 which was already what the proposed plan was? LOL BAHAPAHAKAMEHAMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@grimlicentia]

​@@booprice5473I didn't see that in the video, she asked what her address was.

[@dokidany]

“I have a newborn Jesus.” Bruh I can’t stop rewatching that part and laughing how charlie said it was perfect 😂

[@maximumbees]

as a plus sized person i think that first one would actually make me laugh to tears if it was sent to me

[@4D_yeah]

i love your profile picture

[@maximumbees]

@@4D_yeahlol thanks, my dog's name is Buddy

[@4D_yeah]

@@maximumbees nice, tell buddy he/shes a good dawg

[@pinkisayakasfavcolor]

yeah as a fat person tbh if i received that message id be laughing 😭😭

[@luminisant]

Fat*

[@MrGhoulie]

I like how she said "I live further than you" as the reason she shouldn't have to go pick it up, as if for some reason it is a further distance for her and not the seller

[@zokalyx]

when the imposter is sus

[@vez3834]

Pretty sure she was talking about the location where she wanted to meet up. As in it's not halfway between, but closer for the seller. Easy to laugh when you take stuff out of context. There's so much to laugh at in these as well.

[@squeet0]

I, at the very least, appreciate that he asked how he could avoid being a weirdo in the future. There was an attempt to learn

[@hxhchimeraantarc2268]

the bar is low 😂

[@tdbla98]

Idk if he really was trying to learn or just act like he didn't know that wasn't a terrible thing to say lmao

[@ryanreynolds6704]

tryna save face

[@saga685]

it's shifting the onus onto her to explain why blatantly stating she's fat is rude. He should already know that. In fact, I'm sure he does...because there's no way he'd say that to a guy.

[@squeet0]

@@saga685 It's more just him genuinely not understanding how messed up that comment was. Because so much interaction happens online people are having more of a disconnect on what is and isn't acceptable and some people genuinely can't see how unhinged their behavior is, we've seen it so many times in Charlie's vids

[@thelightwielder]

Can always rely on Charlie to get a nice hit of cringe

[@Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0]

@BangerContent 🤓

[@Someguy1a]

-ai 🤖🤖👦

[@crafto6881]

Why does the comment say 1 min ago and the bot reply say 6????

[@Croonpe]

me too

[@askredditstudios8055]

Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.1

[@WS48L]

Can I say something normal?

[@peggykamke9047]

Of course not

[@WS48L]

@@peggykamke9047Hmm

[@Masterknightboy]

Can i say something weird:3

[@_Spiice_]

@@MasterknightboyI am inside your walls

[@erkkimustajarvi7391]

​@@Masterknightboy of course!

[@damonte1127]

5:33 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

[@shiv_blinkings]

😂😂

[@littled5986]

As someone who doesn’t have the best conversation skills this guy makes me feel better about myself

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 🗣️

[@yasinjoon09]

@BangerContent 🤓👆

[@peachiequeen3897]

And the bot bonanza returns

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Lol "she doesn't need you to gove her ten dollars to brung them"

[@LucotIC.]

Charlie reading the typos as if they were intentional is hilarious for some reason.

[@xcigoat]

I still vomit on impact whenever my subconscious brings some past cringe crap I did to the front of my mind 😂

[@aarontobin624]

@BangerContentno one cares!!! Hahaha

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 🗣️

[@TravisBickIe_]

I actually tried to read some of these cringy weird texts and i physically couldn’t set through them, that’s when i realized how important it is to have Charlie talking about it and making jokes

[@internetperson9121]

You talking’ to me?

[@kiratwo4u]

there's is a theory that the dm's are from Charlie's 😂

[@GV5]

@@p-__proof?

[@VenimurTheGoober]

I love how he makes everything look extremely dramatic, man has a degree in yappology. 10/10 video as always, keep the good work up!

[@craftmaster300]

What i don't get is why people don't block a lot sooner. There is no point in arguing with stupid, so just say "No thank you" and block them.

[@somberone8259]

You aren't wrong, but most of the time, when people come across nut cases like these two people in the video, they just want to see how far/weird it goes so they keep chatting, and screenshotting to then share and get upvotes and karma on reddit or stuff like that

[@zegarra6281]

Saying something weird is one thing Being self aware that what you're about to say is weird and still saying it is another level.

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 😂

[@Foxtrox7616]

To be fair there was consent

[@CornFlex420]

​@@Foxtrox7616 it could have been a conversation with his schizophrenia demon and it's still embarrassing

[@Ebrahimgains]

yeah but I mean she said he could say it.

[@NinjAsylum]

2:20 if you DONT say those exact words to your spouse after you've been married for 30 years, you have had a BAD marriage.

[@vsdfggvh164]

but he wasnt married also is marriage fun or scary?

[@GV5]

@@vsdfggvh164don’t marry someone you don’t love. don’t even marry someone you only love a little bit. If you’re not ready to see this person every single day for the rest of your life then it’s not gonna be happy, sad scary or exciting. Just miserable. It’s the most diabolical societal norm

[@ed_memes1104]

6:30 F I S H P A S T E

[@JamieRobles1]

Once offered to make a painting for a friend. Before I started the painting, I got what he wanted, what kind of colors would go with the couch and since it was a painting large enough to fit on a flatbed of a truck, I asked if he had a truck to pick it up. He stared at me and then he said it 'you're dropping it off.' 'No, I'm not. When I offered to paint paintings for others around the office, the only thing I ask was for someone to pick it up.' 'I'm not picking it up. I'm giving you the chance to get rid of the canvases you didn't want anymore.' I never talked to him about the painting and the canvases ended up in the dump.

[@jasonbrewer6714]

I get people being busy, but in the end, if we were friends. I'd just drive over and grab it next time we hung out. Besides, a gift like that is nice.

[@ineedabackpak369]

As a female that uses dating apps - yep. This is correct.

[@Sinister_777]

as a male that doesnt, I wouldnt have an idea

[@Yogafireflame]

As a dating app I can confirm this statement

[@papastinky4640]

As a fetus,

[@ineedabackpak369]

​@@papastinky4640 go on

[@2735angel]

As a correct I can confirm this statement

[@rich3083]

"you're telling a fib, and liars go to Hell, because it's a SIN" Holy shit, Charlie going hard with that one. Cracked me the fuck up

[@pointless.videos1]

"Can I say something weird:3" No. No you may not.

[@Undo743]

3:55 Praise the Lord, jesus has returned.

[@yoursvc]

She should have told her she was on the way, and then stayed home. Keeping one in suspense can be fun.

[@realphoenixblast2365]

When someone says "can I say something weird", the first thing that's assumed is an interesting, somewhat out there habit or thing, like owning 4 pets or seeing an animal do something weird. Nobody assumes that they'll be called a "fat beauty."

[@Mr.YasQueen]

If the genders were reversed and about height and if a girl texted a guy wanting to celebrate short dudes being beautiful and the short dude lashed out everyone would call the short dude some insecure manlet.

[@crystalmarie000]

"B**** have a good day" is hilarious

[@JoshTheWoz]

3:13 feels like something :3 would say

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

Feels like something I would :3 say Edit: By the time the Earth explodes, I'll be dead, and still by that time I'll still not understand what I meant by this

[@SilentJoNn]

5:56 i think she said "mean" but she wrote "mena" like many of the other words xdd

[@memyselfandi1939]

“what does that mena?”

[@applechomper2305]

We all say some weird things now and then, but this is just downright peculiar.

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 🎉

[@Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0]

@@Pyro3832 🤓

[@Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0]

@TROLLSDETAINED 🤓

[@jamIam6548]

Homie likes em thicker

[@hunterculpepper1973]

​@@Pyro3832 what content words coments

[@chrisruffino5168]

Do you mind driving an hour to deliver? No, my trash can is so much closer.

[@colorfulsheepp]

Charlie made me obsessed with these weird conversations between couples and it is hilarious

[@Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0]

@BangerContent 🤓

[@Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0]

@BangerContent 🤓

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 😂

[@Melancholy_Chill]

Yeah, same for me here

[@Sirdilophosaurusthethird2.0]

@@Pyro3832 🤓

[@TehWhiteTiger]

I was expecting more relationship cringe, the free clothes story was a nice unexpected treat.

[@Abstractionyo]

1:15 Chivalry cannot die, for chivalry to die it would need to be a living thing, as only organisms can die. Although I’m sure you know that, mlady.

[@GardenChess]

Figuratively

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 🎉

[@ShyGuyShow]

The rebirth of Christ was so casually announced

[@dorian4191]

Whole thing couldve been avoided if he just said "my bad"

[@MDGOLD]

I would have said My bad Immediately if I did that I don't want go further then that

[@infinitehexington]

you guys treat friendship like it's a toy, pathetic.

[@boi3987]

@@infinitehexington my bad

[@Vexxylon]

i love how charles got triggered at 7:48 and just started going at her, love your content man

[@JoshTheWoz]

I died at that part 😂❤

[@bofuuu]

3:48 is why commas are important

[@simplethings1363]

Thank you, for putting out these social PSAs. They're desperately needed, as social etiquette is nearly dead.

[@skyrimlover777]

As a person that uses ":3" religiously Bro threw it all away at the ":3"

[@Owlbug]

Right 😭

[@bruhman-he6mn]

Ew

[@MinnowTF]

@@bruhman-he6mnu got a problem buddy :3

[@bruhman-he6mn]

@@MinnowTF got a little girl locked in your basement buddy?

[@MinnowTF]

@@bruhman-he6mn no :3 you're being a weirdo

[@biohuk]

5:47 Did everyone forgot how the Narcissism look? Here's an example

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

I’m extremely worried as I dropped a ‘can I say something weird’ today and it gives me goosebumps about knowing what could happen…

[@Ebrahimgains]

don't worry

[@Mirilaak]

i ask to say something “weird” and then give a genuine compliment 😭 i’m just anxious man i didn’t know people ACTUALLY said weird shit like this

[@OffYourTopic]

Should've sensed the danger after the first " :3 "

[@rinne4557]

I remember as soon as I turned 18, my ex's dad messaged me telling me that he had a wet dream about me the year prior and I had been on his mind ever since. Ofc it also started with "hey, can I say something that may come off as weird"

[@TheSwayzeTrain]

Nice. I assume you immediately started dating?

[@rinne4557]

Honestly, I had never felt more disgust towards a person in my entire life

[@walter4180]

that's diabolical wtf lmfao glad you dipped out of that crimson flag household

[@jyanthewitherkiller]

poenguinzo moistcritical, and charlie have never been in the same room

[@Hisenburg-hb9hr]

bro such mindblowing information im subbing

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 😂

[@nuclearpantry]

had me at “i have a newborn jesus” i’ll hand deliver it to you this instant free of charge Mary 🙏🏽

[@SuperStarTidus18]

3:20 It’s like the “i” doesnt work

[@bendivder]

Sometimes I wonder how people can be this rude, and every time I watch one of these videos it sets the bar even lower.

[@Pyro3832]

*DIDNT ASK* + *MY CONTENT IS BETTER* SO CRY ABOUT IT 🗣️

[@prodbytarantino]

If someone sent that to me, I’d simply pass away on the spot.

[@CowMan952]

DIDN'T ASK + I MAK3 BANGER CONT3NT- 🚬

[@Concerned_Custodian]

As soon as someone drops a ":3" you know they're weird, overly quirky or have no defining personality traits. ;3

[@HotDiggidyDog]

Charlie never fails to tickle my pickle

[@jun82663]

Real

[@abundantcub960]

Weirdo

[@Justaguy-d3eWr]

Your comment never fails to tickle my mangoes

[@Road_To_100k_with_No_content]

What taypa pickle you talking about ...

[@LifeotPoor]

No

[@Andy-oe1tp]

"Go to church" has never been said by anyone whos kids talk to them after 18 years

[@dangerxbadger2300]

8:22 the musical confusion SENT ME 💀💀💀

[@mr_diamondblade8591]

I need to do this to my girlfriend. So happy Charlie shares these stories with us so that we can go live these stories out in our own lives

[@psychicbyinternet]

Not sure if joking.

[@chilldedede]

uhh dont know how you have a girlfriend. but your voice isnt an average 10 year old its a teen voice. ok now i believe you

[@chrits3396]

The story about the free clothes reminds me of a message thread I read about someone wanting their MacBook that they sold back because they didn't realize that software doesn't magically transfer over to their new MacBook. The buyer told them that they already wiped the MacBook to which the seller excused him of being a thief and scam artist.

[@conza1989]

"I have a newborn jesus" I don't think I've laughed so hard during one of your videos, ah that's awesome

[@TheMountainBoysonEdge]

Watching you read Finnegan's Wake had me FLOORED at 12 years old. Thank you for that call back!!

[@ghostykatze]

As a frequent user of the ":3" face we do not claim this guy.

[@Friendpilledvisitmaxxer]

Can I say something weird :3

[@themanthebat]

I agree :3

[@menacexp]

i LOVE how Charlie basically argues with himself as if he were the people in the chat - fuck this shit makes me laugh, thank you!!!!!!!

[@Hubazuba]

As a former socially awkward, very logical orientated person who spent more time around computers and math than people, I feel for that guy. He has much to learn about people.

[@Nairobin]

Yeeeeah. Same here.

[@RailfoxStudios]

Same. I kinda feel bad for him, I can think of a few times where I asked what I did wrong, genuinely wondering what I did and how I could improve, only for people to barely explain how what I said was considered rude. I once got in big trouble because I didn’t know “monkey” could be a racial slur, and ended up telling a bully he reminded me of one while using monkey bars. Like it was barely an insult, just a passing remark because of how he moved on ‘em. Nobody explained a single thing and I only learned years later why it could have been considered so nasty to say. And this kid said and did way worse things to me, so. Y’know. That didn’t help either. It kind of hurts to see. Not just the guy being socially awkward, but the one he was texting for not explaining, even if it is a really bewildering thing to not understand.

[@drainenjoyer]

u just like me fr

[@505-q6h]

this reminds me of the time i used to be in a group chat and some girl told us about how she was scared to come out of the closet. i was 12 and english isn't my first language so i had no idea what she was talking about so i just replied with something along the lines of "lol wtf". i hope she didn't take it to heart 😭

[@Z255]

second this since he already asked if he could say smth weird, he clearly knew it was weird and inappropriate

[@thainiatinopcin752]

Charlie can make any situation entertaining 💯💯

[@chilldedede]

@@p-__ maybe

[@damageddoughnut]

Gove you 10$ to brung them 😂😂😂😂

[@cooperkillen5729]

6:03 would never in a million years think Charlie would read Finnegan’s Wake

[@pedro426]

I love how there’s an A plot and a B plot now during the text message videos😂😂😂

[@Gdub33]

These videos on ridiculous texts/messages are my new favorite charlie videos.

[@CowMan952]

DIDN'T ASK + I MAK3 BANGER CONT3NT 🚬

[@Gdub33]

@@CowMan952 I don't care you didn't ask. I didn't make the comment for you. Not checking out your channel since you want to be a jerk.

[@aidanoran2544]

​@@Gdub33 it's a bot ignore em

[@majorzally24]

“I have a newborn Jesus” which is a huge statement to make😂😂

[@shamargentle5801]

I was literally stun-locked when I saw what he said my God 😭😅