The Official Podcast

[@jowe3011]

Andrew: mentions psychonauts Charlie: after prolonged silence That’s a cool idea

[@jowe3011]

50 likes! Not that it really means anything, but many thanks!

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Charlie is distracted by his Runescape game in the background lol

[@Kurimi13]

In Kaya's perfect world: "You wake up feeling refreshed"

[@valforatlas]

Impossible

[@jnoinm]

That genuinely is a perfect world

[@Kurimi13]

@@valforatlas Agreed. It's like santa claus. A lie, a dream, the unattainable.

[@tayyang2265]

@SkeletonPuncher9000 you sleep with elbow grease to wake up refreshed? (Joke btw)

[@starlightbrigade2789]

We're all In Jackson's Coma and when he dreams about himself screaming at him to wake up its his active subconscious trying to break free

[@enriqueaquiahuatl8554]

"It´s gonna be worse once nft's get into gaming" Well, lucky for you, Kaya, Ubisoft has already made sure that happens

[@grxzy7950]

Gaming nfts have existed for a while, limited skins

[@snave5188]

hey kiddo

[@thames5328]

@@grxzy7950 A gaming nft would be a limited skin that is accessible by one person

[@arturstin6333]

@@thames5328 so like dev only skins?

[@yikes710]

People are acting like the Steam Market isn't essentially gaming NFT's in a nutshell. I think the NFT shit is dumb as hell usually, but I would rather have the option to break away from the Steam market and go decentralized if possible.

[@Moritz19081980]

18:36 I have the same problem. If I have an appointment the day is basically ruined for me until the appointment. I can't concentrate on anything else and I just can't do anything without being nervous. That's why I always try to get my appointment as early in the day as possible.

[@aceaspect2431]

My theory for dreams is that the brain needs to be working at all times. For example, if you stare at a mirror for too long you start getting side effects and hallucinate due to the lack of inactivity

[@V0r4xiz]

That's not your theory, that's the common scientific consensus on the human experience.

[@sethmp333]

@@V0r4xiz he could have thought of it without ever hearing what other peoples theories are dipshit

[@ScootaNinja]

Sleeping earlier than usual gives you a higher chance of dreaming. For example, I normally sleep at 12am, and hardly ever have dreams. But when I sleep at 10pm, I almost have a dream every time.

[@PhantomDogman]

For me it's opposite. Well at least remembering them. Or at least having weird dreams or nightmares. Last night dream was were dog were running to somewhere and from that direction something like sheep (or something like scary sheeps) fled to side. And those things were contented to line or wire.

[@netn0mad478]

I have never had even a semi-normal dream

[@artie4704]

What is your alarm set to?

[@Little-wig]

it doesn't matter what time, it just matters how long you sleep.. the longer you go the more intense you can get like lucid dreaming

[@neverleft636]

Also if you wake up in the morning, stay up for an hour or two and go back to sleep you’ll have reaaaally vivid dreams

[@cebonvieuxjack]

1:01:30 Fun fact : The king he's referring to here is Louis the XIVth, and yes, pretty much every moments of his day was watched almost religiously by dozens of courtisans in Versailles. It was actually considered a great honor for a noble to have a role to play during those moments, from the king's shoes bearer to literally (and this is 100% true, it happened.) be the one who wipes the king's ass after he'd taken a shit (again, I am not making this up). It was seen not only as a chance to be literally next to the messenger of God (he was also named the "Sun King") but also as a place and time where the king's ears were all yours, and thus a place of power. It was pretty much the embodiment of absolutism.

[@bertilolsson8902]

I Listen to the podcasts when i work makes assembly work a lot better

[@ethansapp3473]

Same I work assembly and I look forward to Fridays for this reason

[@JJJR11]

same im a wielder and i work for a workshop so what i do is i just pop one ear piece in and go work

[@Natalie-101]

It's so cool that they uploaded this episode about dreams right after I woke up from a very vivid weird dream, makes me feel less alone

[@joetokyo1158]

The last dream I vividly remember was in 2020 after the lakers won the championship.I dreamt that I was celebrating the championship with the lakers team when I decided to head to the team plane.I walked through the locker room doors and was immediately on the plane.For some reason the plane was parked in one of those multi level parking lots you see at airports.I don't see a pilot so i ask who's gonna fly the plane.Dwight Howard says he knows how to fly a plane so he hops in the pilot seat preparing for liftoff.Every thing is fine until he flys straight into the building's supporting pillars breaking off one of the wings. The plane lifts off a bit before crashing into the ground.

[@aonstability5428]

Cool story you made up as you wrote bro! 😎

[@HindsYT]

Gigachads (and intellectual juggernauts) Andrew and Charlie bringing topics on topics once again this ep! Keep it up Jackson 😂😂

[@ryanblair8805]

the majority of dreams i can remember are of me winning money in gambling centers and im thinking the reason i remember them well is cause when i wake up im flat broke and disappointed

[@kingrhythmo9045]

Had a dream where I shit my pants. Was wondering what it meant only to find out my pants truly had been shat. Fuckin wild

[@Sue_Me_Too]

No joke I had food poisoning last week and THAT happened to me.

[@kingrhythmo9045]

@@Sue_Me_Too Glad to have met a brother in arms. Hang in there soldier

[@mayfalltribe4747]

Shat in*

[@kingrhythmo9045]

@@mayfalltribe4747 Shat can be used as a past tense adverb I will go to war on this

[@mayfalltribe4747]

@@kingrhythmo9045 as long as u take those pants off and use them to smother every fucking comment bot on this channels comment section cuz I'm gonna fking spiral...

[@Z_Tier_King]

Charlie, I just wanna thank you for posting daily which allows me to sit back, grab the lotion and close the blinds 🙏

[@Shrek4onbluray]

Ayooo 📸🤨

[@MINERVA-X077]

Whooa hey now-

[@checkit7528]

🤨

[@luckylovescats]

You do you

[@ishiggit0902]

These podcasts help me get through work! Keep up the great work!

[@Worshu]

Jackson: "how often do you kiss kids in your dreams?" Andrew: "Thankfully not that often..." Not that often???? that means sometimes?!!?!?!?!

[@milkman2742]

Scruples; Charlie’s new favorite word that he’s gonna use in every video.

[@TheBobblefighter]

I like when they think Jackson actually knows anything about the country that he lives in.

[@rawkus1562]

Official podcast is favorite video big love ohh yeah baby that’s what talking about!!!

[@kyle3815]

I love the way Andrew speaks about every topic as if he's an expert on it

[@Omar_E11]

Yeah he goes off a lot about shit he barely knows.

[@grelkie]

Yeah that's the charm

[@mojowwwav4357]

The Governor general is her representative in australia, it is the top role that signs off on all legislation passed in parliament, the benefit is that should we ever have a dictator (either from the far left or right) then they have to get past her approval, and if they don't she (her representative the governor-general) is also the head of the military and would demand the hypothetical dictator to step down, if he doesn't then the military removes him or if the military proves disloyal then it basically gives the australian people free reign to resist the now illegitimate government. If she ever abuses those powers then the solution is simple we vote on a republic but considering it's failed twice I'd say we are pretty happy with the status quo, other benefits include the question of whether if another nation declares war on australia would that also be considered a declaration of war on her majesty and therefore the other dominions (UK, Canada and New Zealand etc) it is essentially holdovers from the british empire, but I doubt people from degenerate republics would understand and would dumb it down to "kissing her feet" and non-existent taxes.

[@theskyisteal8346]

The british royal family did not willingly give up their power. There was this one king who did so much deficit spending that he had to take out loans from the noble houses and those nobles bullied him into giving up his power to them (I think that led directly to the house of lords)

[@leomadero562]

This one hits different now

[@tjbullis1491]

What a great episode! I could not stop chuckling and laughing at all the shit about the queen dying while at work. Also we need an animated cyberqueen episode

[@PrimeTrippin]

There are people who can't see things in there head and doesn't have a inner voice, it's a 50/50 split to be able to see things in your head

[@over7532]

Damn. Kaya's better at English than Charlie & Jackson.

[@Spydergy]

Dreams can be controlled though. It’s possible to learn how and some people just do it naturally as well. It’s called lucid dreaming.

[@Sue_Me_Too]

Eh, I've never gotten *full control* of a dream. Realizing that I AM dreaming is usually about as I get.

[@alexanderduluoz]

That’s all bullshit and nobody actually can

[@Spydergy]

@@Sue_Me_Too I’m the same way. Maybe one day I’ll practice getting it down.

[@Sue_Me_Too]

@@alexanderduluoz Nah, it's a real thing. I do think it gets exaggerated a lot though.

[@EwwHandles]

@@Sue_Me_Too I tried it in my teens. Never experienced the full control, minecraft creative mode style of lucid dreaming where you determine every single aspect. I did have some dreams where I would realise it's a dream and my senses became clearer. Then being able to decide what I do like "I want to pull out a gun" and then pulling a gun out of my pocket.

[@karmajolts4853]

Jackson had a Gay dream and hes trying to figure out his place in the world.

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

Nah I think Charlie has those dreams and that's why he 'suddenly can't remember' the cause of his wet dreams

[@tippyturtle6172]

One of the most prominent theories describes dreams as our brain's nightly routine to help cement memories into our minds. It's basically just our mind processing the day's thoughts.

[@mizzyforeverg6452]

Yo, please bring ray william johnson to the podcast, he is the perfect guest.

[@mizzyforeverg6452]

He is so fitting

[@nitzel9909]

Two turtles doing it

[@fortniteburger8747]

#inviteray

[@mizzyforeverg6452]

@@fortniteburger8747 #inviteray

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Idk if they would even manage to get guests anymore

[@alexbryda]

Dreams are a way for the brain to process all the stimuli we experience throughout the day. And we DO DREAM EVERY NIGHT. It's just sometimes we can't remember them at all as 80% of the dream is instantly forgotten as you wake up. The brain records memories and stores them in their synapses, which are like long roadways and tunnels throughout the brain. And when we dream your brain replays those synapses creating similar or ALTERNATIVE images producing what we experience as dreams

[@chamoisshamwa]

Love these podcasts

[@Tootsiepop420]

I dream EVERY night. I listen to Lucid dreaming music. I can't control the dream but I am very aware that I'm dreaming

[@rinmeikan6229]

They literally have 4 ads this podcast, deym ya bois grindin

[@DannyBallin99]

As someone who has work in the afternoon, I use stasis like all day.

[@CorinLock]

I feel like a good question to ask about dreams would’ve been “when we dream are we perceiving what’s happening in another life, alternate reality, different outcome, or what’s happening in another dimension”. Edit: scientists usually go with REM as an explanation but I’m referring to dreams that don’t exactly come from desire or the sense of a want because of course since it’s your brain your desires and wants can influence what you think. But I’m referring to dreams that don’t derive from those desires or wants such as dreams to where it feels surreal to where you could bet something important or close to you that you felt like it happened somewhere or to an extended version of yourself.

[@reggaerarify]

I think dreams could be an evolutionary mechanism for consciousness. You have epigenetic triggers that get set off by your ancestors behavior and your own, environmental conditions you experience etc and these triggers can impact your personality, behavior and even physicality. It seems like common sense dreams could be a physical way for your brain to decompress, process and sort information and memories functionally but what if they are also a way for you to problem solve and extrapolate on concepts with your imagination subconsciously (what if i could fly? what if i jumped off a building? what if i got eaten by a monster from X movie?) to have a better understanding with your waking consciousness while saving energy and maximizing your time while you're alive but not awake. Maybe im just a burned out pot smoker but it makes some sense to me? Anyway hell yeah OP!!!

[@Sebarants]

It's probably just that your brain isn't gonna completely shut down while you sleep, because then you'd just be dead. So the lack or sensory input or even conscious thoughts cause it to wander in weird directions. Though I haven't read up on this shit either

[@Pres100]

That theme song never gets old 😂🔥

[@nanuaknox8833]

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe"

[@Zorgot.]

“And now the ad is over” -continues the ad for another 10 seconds ok bruh

[@brunomenezes9011]

I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one to have "stasis"

[@adeldell8275]

finally, a regal episode.

[@Iuwl]

I went through a period of time where I was seriously stressed everyday, and had dreams of teeth falling out all the time. Later I found out I'd been grinding my teeth in my sleep from the stress... If you dream of teeth falling out, you're probably grinding your teeth in your sleep too.

[@seekyunbounded9273]

You wake up feeling refreshed, have you trues not getting drunk for while

[@sirmortimer4036]

Dreams are crazy. Your create conversations and scenarios that you are then experiencing and being surprised by constantly.

[@Linguistie]

If you want to 'dream every night' start recalling dreams each time you wake up or write them down. It's just that you forget them once you wake up rather than not dream I think

[@jackhadfield1332]

Once had a dream where I was camping or something and I saw my mum running around to each tent yelling wakey wakey then I woke up and she was standing there saying wakey wakey.

[@janeld9297]

Sometimes Andrew comes off as a kid who used to be bullied and now uses any opportunity he can to bully someone else. It’s so odd how almost any time Jackson opens his mouth Andrew has to come in and make it seem like he’s stupid. Like even though Andrew says he likes dreaming he still tries to make it seem like Jackson isn’t saying anything interesting by saying dreams maybe mean something.

[@rantly9090]

They all just bully each other.

[@Ar2roAlanzo]

I remember having a nightmare where in the beginning I was just chilling with some girl then for the rest of it I was running from animals who were dying of a disease that was causing their skin to literally melt off of their bones, but they would still be alive. When I woke up I immediately tried to find out what melting animals meant and got nothing. I still remember the dream two years later.

[@mrsyl4556]

Okay this is Truly a Game Choice Moment

[@kingrhythmo9045]

Damn homie you got 4 spam replies

[@mrsyl4556]

@@kingrhythmo9045 it’s rough man

[@juiceman3317]

@@mrsyl4556 fr

[@mrsyl4556]

@@juiceman3317 also I swear if I see one more fake mr beast logo guy that is a bot imma press the red button

[@ChampionCynthia]

The whole second half of this video hits so much differently in September 2022 LMAO

[@just-mees]

Oh, the french kings with that much absolute power were in charge before the french revolution btw

[@testing85]

Charlie always looks like he's doing something else in the background

[@graystark240]

Every video since 5 months back he has been playing RuneScape on his other monitor during streams/podcasts

[@JediMasterBaiter]

The only reason he has his camera on is to prove he's not a soundboard.

[@JackieChannibal]

Yeah. He's definitely playing runescape like@@graystark240 said

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

He looks like he just hates it at this point

[@HeyImHakim]

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 it's just that he gets bored fast

[@PunkRaider]

I think you're thinking of Cassowaries. Those bastards are brutal

[@mudkipforever5127]

I thought this was supposed to come out Thursday at 7. But it's came out on Friday the past 2 days.

[@hugosanchez4593]

Episodes come out on Spotify on Thursdays evenings. Lately podcast episodes have been coming out more and more on Fridays on KZbin.

[@CriIp]

rarely can i become aware im in a dream, and thats usualy at the end of a nightmare where i want to wake up, but cant. and also what happens the day before my dream influence what my dream will have in it.

[@moun7ainc0w]

I think I lost some IQ with how the Bois kept derailing Jackson's dream topic.

[@bort-]

I think that Kaya has caused more lost brain cells on this planet than cigarettes.

[@rantly9090]

Right? It's not an out-there or boring topic at all, they just are uninteresting in that area.

[@funkeymonkey03_]

Thanks for always making me smile :)

[@Nuxenity]

#4 Petition the call this the J.A.C.K podcast

[@CryptoCommunityBook]

Love that nothing is off limits on the podcast lol

[@soroushkowsarian3364]

The official boys be like : 🗿 👨‍💼 👦 👦

[@lordgurt5084]

I wish the old ufc custom character stuff was still up cause I wanna see these 4 walking into the ring with that theme playing, like I've already played as Charlie but none of the others

[@Rocpacci]

I don’t “see” anything in my mind when I think of something. I don’t know how better to explain it, I know what pie looks like but I can’t create an image in my brain.

[@raulvalgar1999]

Chad Kaya knowing more english than two native speakers.

[@yourmother382]

It’s surprising how little Andrew knows about Australia

[@TheBobblefighter]

It's because he believes Jackson.

[@cheesychan]

Speaking of dreams: whenever I drink OJ close to bed, I have nightmares Every time without fail. Sometimes I do it deliberately.

[@Benjumanjo]

I diagnose you with: IBS

[@cheesychan]

@@Benjumanjo oh feck.

[@zoelhek1789]

I got a sleep problem for more than a year now that every single time I dream I always wake up so every night I wake up every two hour or so

[@DrDirkruggz]

Lol Andrew "times Square in the middle of downtown Australia."

[@ThunderCod1]

I attribute sluggish fighting ability in dreams to brain framerate drops

[@fonts3490]

that dream influencers bit sounds like that one episode from ghost in the shell: stand alone complex (S1E12) where there exists a cyberbrain from the black market that if you plugged your conciousness into it, you'll see a theater inside that is showing the best movie that is ever seen, but the catch is that audiences become so captured mentally that they will refuse to return to their body

[@hugosanchez4593]

That scenario is totally possible. I think we’ll reach that point when VR progresses more into the future.

[@eugene9487]

If a bot replied to my comment, I'd press the self destruction button

[@jefferyandbob3137]

Well you know what you have to do

[@eugene9487]

@@jefferyandbob3137 Goodbye

[@chumlife]

One of my fav episodes to date

[@danlienheart1719]

Kaya really looks like a goblin in this episode he really is just becoming a Reddit dweller

[@Linguistie]

Jackson: 'You cant control your dreams' -Yes you can! Look up lucid dreaming!

[@theskyisteal8346]

I always thought the slow motion movements in dreams were your brain transitioning back to controlling your real body and it factors in the resistence of your matress. Kind of the same way that at the end of your dream before you wake up everything in the dream starts becoming intangible. Do y'all think there's something more to it?

[@Linguistie]

I think dreams are there to prepare yourself for hypothetical situations, helps you survive shit u havent seen yet

[@kitkatrs4038]

Don't eat food or do drugs before sleep and you probably won't dream

[@b23beatz]

It’s triggering me how Andrew is acting like he’s a dreaming and sleep expert

[@b23beatz]

@@MamadNobari lol true

[@JediMasterBaiter]

You ever had that "friend" who really hates you and negates everything you say? I feel like Andrew's like that with Jackson.

[@luman1109]

I noticed that too

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

He's basically upstaged Kaya at this point as the least likeable.

[@ChillezOwO]

Hi

[@mrsyl4556]

I think they just ignore Jackson’s frozen camera hmm

[@BoxheadHakx]

Once you have a child, dreaming becomes a dream.

[@dido6738]

the stasis thing I solve by playing Pokemon or just anything else on my Switch, you can just drop it at any time and come back to it later.

[@BadassSelim789]

It's Cool The Official Podcast

[@thisfreakingguy3833]

Doesn't matter what dream I have ... I get this levitation power... helps me move faster reach new places ... so I do have some amount of control....

[@bort-]

"Dreams suck. Let's talk about anime" lol

[@hollow__]

How is it that not single one of these great minds could summon the name freud or psychoanalyst ??

[@Ragnarock619]

Everything's fun and games until Andrew draws a painting.

[@olivialovelady4812]

I just woke up from a somewhat bad/eerie dream and turned the podcast on to fall back asleep to, then heard ‘let’s talk about dreams’ and my heart dropped I thought I was still in that bitch.😭

[@evillp12]

You always dream, you just dont remember most of them, unless you take drugs that wont let you dream.

[@Xanthopathy]

39:30 The tokenization of everything will come whether you like it or not

[@olpscott9798]

Charlie, KZbin ain't helping totally not mark. They told him to move on and the man was in tears. We need help.

[@Cthulhu357]

You can we get charlie to talk about Logan roof??.. and how KZbin has handled that situation..

[@runkpunkin5980]

What if dreams are just your inner voice given physical form?

[@oldwestern123]

I liked Jackson’s dream topic :( I don’t think Charlie had to shit on it. Seems like Jackson is putting in the most effort nowadays, and like Charlie doesn’t want to be there at all on the Podcast that was his creation

[@Apurbo_]

It was actually Jackson's idea to start the podcast if I remember correctly. Jack brought up the idea to Charlie first

[@theskyisteal8346]

I mean, everyone shitting on Jackson (even when he's right) is part of the dynamic. The podcast wouldn't really be the same if the guys didn't bully Jackson.

[@AhsokaTano101]

Jackson be looking like kylo ren and charlie like jesus

[@mayfalltribe4747]

Kylos less successful brother, Brylo Ken.

[@flatbread7685]

aged like fine wine

[@hit-manX5]

Back in the day, dlcs would be like 20-30 dollars, nowadays I have to pay 20 dollars so i can get some shoulder pads😒 and another 10-15 to get a decent color for my armor because they design the free ones to be terrible

[@dirkwillhurtya4977]

Sorry jackson, but it does count as a win, it’s called a war of attrition, Australia ran out of supplies and the emu’s didn’t

[@KevinAugustt]

Idk why but it bothers me so much that they dont all have cameras.