The Worst Album Covers Ever?!

We compiled some hits deep from the vault of bizzaro album artworks! Hopefully you’ve never seen most of these and if you have… may God help you. All fun and games here! Thanks for watching and lets us know some more that we may have missed!
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[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

Austin is giggle high and Jared is spaced-out high.

[@jeremyashenbrenner8039]

Austin: Sativa Jared: Indica

[@ShreddHed]

100%

[@wolfsguitarden740]

Jared : heroine Austin: meth ......that got dark..maybe I should 86 this comment

[@122ericbelcher]

Austin putting the team on his back. Jared is just like wow..this is wild.

[@ztmusic2789]

Before there was Snoop Dogg, there was Swamp Dogg.

[@ztmusic2789]

The original D-O-double-G

[@gretchenmyers1279]

hahahahaaaaa! good one!

[@RaijinSozin]

Pokemon evolution Swamp Dogg Snoop Dogg Snoop Lion

[@Texansfan59]

Snoop was a creature before he could stand

[@niklasbreuer3071]

Smogsmog

[@jro182]

Jared is either so hung over he wants ti die or so high that he can’t really comprehend what he’s looking at.

[@futuramabender2078]

*to

[@gruu]

Jared on every album cover: That's crazy....wow...what...I like that

[@Infernoblade1010]

Jared: That's so funny 😐

[@svmmyb0i220]

The Rolf Harris one was frighteningly foreshadowing 😂

[@ValerieTheBat]

6:49 This artist right here is Rolf Harris. Harris was an Australian musician and TV personality who was convicted of SA on 4 underage girls back in 2014. He is dead by the way.

[@benamisai-kham5892]

Wow that was not the comment I was expecting it to be 💀 I was like "oh cool the artist name! Oh ..oh no not another one, oh well thank goodness"

[@Tonjit41]

Thanks for the info! :D

[@cutup6166]

Jared looks and sounds like, his voice is putting him to sleep. Why is he so emotionless??

[@RyanConnell5150]

Dickey replied elsewhere saying they had played Magic The Gathering with some friends til 5am on the day this was filmed. They were just tired.

[@imalright2837]

3:50 you can say the same about Jered in this video 👀

[@No-sr5fb]

Hang in there Jared you got this. Great video as always my dudes

[@BornFromTheGrave]

Damn Jared seems like he's doped up and sleepwalking through this video.

[@nrthrn_dcy]

Jared "that is soooo funny 😐" Dines

[@fugginrambo]

His teeth are looking ruff and a darker shade of brown too

[@smarre12]

​@@fugginrambostop finding problems where there are none. They look exactly the same

[@Tonjit41]

Unlike every other day

[@chrismaxwell2274]

​@@smarre12have you not read the other comments? 90% of people are saying the same thing.

[@springer1786]

That Rolf Harris one is a lot darker than you realise knowing his history.

[@andrewpappas9311]

The interesting thing with that Pantera album is that it was released back when they were a glam metal band in the early/mid-80s (known as Glamtera back then) but thank God they reworked themselves into the metal legends we know them for now because the contrast between their music before Cowboys From Hell and Phil Anselmo is just a whole other level of weird

[@ronsin9490]

Phil came in on Power Metal which was a solid album, albeit different from what they turned their sound to on Cowboys. We’ll Meet Again is a total banger with one of Dime’s best solos. But there are solid tracks across their early albums, it’s just more Pantera sounding like their influences and the era than Pantera sounding like Pantera and defining a genre.

[@markcavich1871]

My favorite album of their’s is Power Metal.

[@DeadlyRivfader]

Back in the Diamond Darrel era

[@RustyNickels]

One guy is doing the fake laughter thing while the other guy doesn't seem to care at all.

[@johnnykapferer3813]

the album cover videos are always so so good

[@princealigorna7468]

Riot is such an important band in the development of power metal. And all their album covers are hideous. Absolutely do not scream metal. They're the night terrors of a free jazz fan with dengue fever

[@Noxia777]

It’s so cool to come and still see yall posting after all these years, you two are what made me start playing guitar and writing music, thank yall HELLA🙌

[@griefforest1870]

Ngl Riot Narita is one of the best metal albums ever, from 1979 but that freaking cover...

[@ronsin9490]

Riot were fucking excellent

[@dono2926]

They probably would've been a household name in metal if their album covers weren't terrible

[@yaboi6638]

Atleast Austin has enough energy to carry these, just seems if Jared isnt super invested in a segment he just shuts off. Its usually when he doesnt pick the topic for the episode ive noticed.

[@Outward777]

Damn I never noticed that

[@nrthrn_dcy]

Yup. Every single time its an Austin led episode, Jared's just 😐😐😐 the entire time.

[@yaboi6638]

@@nrthrn_dcy Im not sure if its because of a massive workload with other stuff he does, the mass recordings they do at once or just pure disinterest, but I'd really prefer them to take the time if it means both members are active and not just Austin, its a shame we wont get livestreams for the unforeseeable future, that kind of energy is what I loved most.

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

That riot cover looks like that thing was throwing it back to that fighter plane, they were way ahead of their time

[@Dickey7861]

LOL that’s too funny, that’s all I see now 😂

[@Samael_Morningstar666]

Every time I think of a bad wild album cover, I think of a specific Pantera cover that stuck with me. The Pantera cover that stuck with me when I was young was the limited edition of Far Beyond Driven. I found the vinyl once in Barnes and Noble when I was 15 and I quickly put it down when my dad was walking over.

[@maidenis4life]

Does Jared even want to do these videos anymore? He gives off such an air-headed, cali-girl energy

[@nrthrn_dcy]

Austin has been carrying this entire show on his back since it started tbh

[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

Could be just sick or something. Maybe took a Benadryl for springtime allergies, that can make you tired. I don't think they'd have kept up this channel for years if they didn't enjoy doing it.

[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

Especially with how much they get demonetized😂

[@Jerrid_8675]

Thats Craaaazzzzyyy

[@Jerrid_8675]

I think hes just baked

[@pessimystic37]

Damn Jared, youre so high energy in this video, dial it back a bit man.

[@GuillotineKing]

"high" energy

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

Always love to see a new DickeyDines upload

[@cantp00p61]

Loves you guys

[@xpndblhero5170]

Thank you for starting out w/ the Silent Scream.... That's so fkn funny when you and Austin really get into it. 😂😂

[@brandonmcdowell61]

9:37 thats so funny.. i love that.. in a deep mono tone serious unfazed voice

[@coolguyhino92]

7:46 ''i see you Schwartz is as big as mine"

[@chobiechumpis]

Beck's Midnite Vultures actually slaps! The song that most people are familiar with off that album is "Sexx Laws".

[@ianbuchan8548]

The Ryan Kirby joke got good🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperTimboslice420]

Pantera was a glam metal band in the 80’s and Dimebag Darrell was Diamond Darrell back then lol

[@gagekale]

Great video as always guys, very entertaining!

[@MerynMTG]

You guys should actually do the thing you mentioned at the end. Go to an antique store that sells records and you should each pick out 5 or 10 weird albums you can find, but don't show each other. And then reveal them to each other for a video.

[@dylpickldylan8262]

I did not expect my relatives to end up in this video😂. Why the Louvin Brothers gotta do me dirty?

[@keithpennel1529]

videos make my day

[@dbgrfdg]

This was a tough watch. Dickey trying his hardest and putting out some banger one-liners while Jared just wants to get to the last one to get this over with. Also makes Dickey looks goofy, when he puts out so much energy without any response. Like why even upload this, do you not rewatch this at least one more time before publishing?

[@RyanConnell5150]

Dickey replied elsewhere saying they had played Magic The Gathering with some friends til 5am on the day this was filmed. They were just tired.

[@uncle_thulhu]

Yep, that really is Pantera's first album. And it's Glam metal. . That Riot cover looks like a Polish movie poster.

[@taylorvolleberg]

I just noticed Austins Mark of Kane tattoo...*high fives in Supernatural*

[@cellcerocreates]

love you. peace. love. coexistence. kindness is not weakness.

[@davidjohnston3641]

I got an ad for uber right after Austin said get in the van 😂

[@spfadden082711]

I would love it if you did a psycho sinner play through

[@leighluvsrats]

YES MORE DICKEY DINES

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

Psycho Sinner or whatever tf that shit was called…never in my life had I cringed so hard than when I found that garbage. 😭

[@brandonmcdowell61]

Jareds energy is bumming me out

[@RyanConnell5150]

9:02 "Pantera" is Italian for Panther. They got their name from the Italian racecar "De Tomaso Pantera" which in turn was named after the animal.

[@Dickey7861]

Oh wow! That’s a dope piece of trivia, thanks for sharing it makes a lot more sense now lol

[@draleigh8881]

Ey yo, Dickydinerinos.... 😏

[@MoonDevoured]

13:56 Hit 'Em Where It Hurt might be the hardest album cover ever made

[@Outward777]

The depiction on “Metal Magic” is THE Pantera creature. Duh.

[@leebrennan5790]

The Rolf Harris one 😬 (IYKYK)

[@FACEL1FT]

hell yea

[@Legolion17]

Mary's Boy Child is a Christmas song I'll hear on the radio a bit, usually the version by Boney M. It has an almost Ghanan worship feel to it.

[@Fatsatan]

LOL! 😂 No rats are not called swamp dogs, at least not in Louisiana

[@Emmathelady]

6:48 Well if that pick was not on the nose. He was convicted in England in 2014 of the sexual assault of four underage girls, which effectively ended his career.

[@pawnzrtasty]

The Scion shirt I got with the cd looked worse than all these.

[@elchomper.1063]

Please cover psycho sexual. It's the funniest thing ever created

[@thecleanslateshow4593]

Drake certified lover boy

[@wolfsguitarden740]

U need to listen to that pantera album...its all hair metal as thats what they where at first..the pictures of them in the sleeve is fucking hilarious

[@good_karma_tendencies]

Im gonna tell my grand children this is papa meat and wendigoon

[@anthonymartel5452]

Keep up the awesome work guys.

[@tonepursuit7110]

Great and hilarious vid! Get some rest you two!

[@riffdagg6701]

7:40 I see your Schwartz is as big as mine... Let's see how you handle it 😂

[@4est19o]

Jared is on some sort of Trip or about to fall asleep haha

[@BuddyIsGarbage]

That’s just normal Jared

[@deamon506]

Jared you alright brother?

[@RyanConnell5150]

Dickey replied elsewhere saying they had played Magic The Gathering with some friends til 5am on the day this was filmed. They were just tired.

[@burblebineabbletv]

Cannibal Corpse's Tomb of the Mutilated and Gallery of Suicide resonates heavy with me for bad album covers... My entire body tenses remembering 13 year old me "hiding" (but at the same time very much making it be seen) these albums on my iPod touch, saying some nonsense to the effect of "You probably wouldn't like this, it's pretty brutal"... Looking back, those album covers are hot dooky dogshit.

[@kevanbeazer1913]

Riot is so fucking underrated,please listen to their albums.

[@ironbar5786]

I mean its just cheesy 80s metal nothing special

[@MissesFateful]

I'm thinking this now for months and just decided to type it: Austin and Brittany Broski have such similar personalities!

[@Nothoman16]

Well I'd assume this is Japanese seeing the Symbol, In Japanese folklore there's this legend warrior named Sun Wukong or Monkey King who is half human, half Monkey, his face is that of a Monkey, and he was a very powerful lord

[@c1audius]

Sun Wukong is Chinese. Journey to the west is considered one of the main classics in Chinese literature. However, the Japanese anime Dragon Ball Z WAS inspired by Sun Wukong.

[@cpottervlog8122]

I’m pretty sure my parents had that rod Stewart album

[@MinusFiveStars_]

3:19 What Mr Bean would look like if he was from the hood.

[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

Doinky groinker time bois🤘

[@saigawesnovember]

I have that Pantera record

[@Flare97]

Justice for Tior!

[@Jackie2023.]

you should do a a video on psychosexual. his music is on KZbin psychosexual archive has most of the albums.

[@raa14211]

Snaak

[@jimronnysrlie8601]

Never heard the song Mary's boy child? oki

[@scottwhittemire6638]

Why does jarred sound more and more like Phil from pantera talking in as deep of voice as possible with as much apathy as possible. Dude are you aight for real?

[@andymorris4653]

Y'all chill out on Jared. Dude just had a long night or something.

[@Fatty_A]

Part 3, let's gooo

[@tylerkellylefty42]

I'm not that quirky *13:01*

[@buddykaiser2380]

First: Jared looks like he took too many edibles Second: Slipknots last couple album covers are garbage but not in an endearing funny way.

[@ShreddHed]

The most unenthusiastic Jared to date lol

[@ruin3r]

As bad as some of this is, at least it’s made by people. I’d rank all the recent AI generated metal covers as worse by default, because they steal real artists work to generate them, and the widespread abuse of it puts artists out of a job.

[@a-man3179]

Riot is actually pretty sick

[@mattlangworthy8131]

I love Jared but he seem like he does not want to be there what's wrong man? ☹️

[@DXSwanton]

Is Jared high as balls? Lol 😅

[@melvinschrute9617]

I'm actually early for Dunk and Krunk

[@Techdeckshawty]

Sematary got some crazy ones

[@AspectofFrost]

the new NBA younboy album art is the worst thing ive ever seen 💀

[@rifftrippy8132]

my girlfriend literallt just had me watch The Room an hour ago

[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

She's tearing you apart Lisa!😂

[@rifftrippy8132]

@@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625 oh hi mark

[@fugginrambo]

Jayson Hoover looks like Webster and Richard Prior had baby. Edit: I made the comment before they said anything so I'm leaving it.

[@BigPantMusiclover]

Cue 25 minutes of nothing but SLAM

[@garykirk1968]

Start it off right with a hard R hey?

[@lilkalilla8718]

very flirty sounds

[@CookingWithCrocker]

Ok, so here's an idea! You have to pick a song from each one of these albums, any random song, and listen to at least a minute. Then give us your honest opinions on them.

[@lukebramer3283]

Is zat varpath?

[@samus88]

I have a particular fond for old album covers featuring half naked women.

[@neillbickerstaff6671]

Riot is awesome!

[@mwilkins1644]

7:15 It's sad, because Rolf was convicted of child abuse :(

[@Dickey7861]

Oof… that is horrible. 😢