People Really Write Reviews? - Comedian Lachlan Patterson - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

Where do you get
the inspiration to write a 3-star review?
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Originally filmed 2/4/24
Videographer: Omar Juarez @badsplice
Editor: Keera Stephen @keera.s
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Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show
Clips from the country’s hottest and funniest stand-up comedy show, Chocolate Sundaes. Held Every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood. Get tickets: chocolatesundaes.com/hollywood
Executive Producer: Pookey Wigington
Producer: Lani Mackay Crooks
Editor: Keera Stephen
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[@Ohwowthatshowwedo369]

“I need to warn people that it is what it is” 😂😂😂

[@DigitalAce444]

Bro is so chill and effortlessly funny

[@righteousshadowsdojopt.3979]

"People need to know " 😂 😅😅

[@LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

the 3 star review bit is hilarious

[@GiGiBillionaire]

I give you 5 stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂😂😂😂. Toooo funny!!!! 😂😂😂

[@theonewhostandsaboveall6826]

This guy it's funny I'm so glad I watched this today because very soon I will be up there myself this year performing my own set.

[@Alkiel]

r u funny tho

[@dreday3303]

@@Alkiel I hope he isn't like the 'meow meow' girl lol

[@xXMattyLXx]

I thought about giving it a try myself but my confidence is like Wiley Coyote. I think I'm good but... So try to focus on having fun(get creative, sound effects, body language) telling your stories/jokes and they have a better chance at making people laugh. If you try too hard, it becomes quite obvious. Just imo from watching YT comics 😅

[@mikejones-go8vz]

Good luck, looks very difficult 😀

[@P71ScrewHead]

i too go straight to the one star reviews..lol

[@BCCox-ki6pw]

It’s mandatory. I need to hear all the negative Shht first lol

[@P71ScrewHead]

@@BCCox-ki6pw Definitely.. Some ppl complain about the dumbest shit too.. Product reviews: One star, item was delivered late..lol

[@alexiachamberlin8019]

Me too

[@NateSmith87]

This is some sitcom level stand-up. Lmao.

[@angelgalvan6048]

reminds me of Jerrry Seinfeld

[@danielcharles957]

Never heard of him but he's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@durellteesdale7297]

Aye. Dude is nice . 👍🏾 . That Seinfeld style

[@adamalpinamusic]

That's exactly what I heard ! It's pretty dope.

[@plvtoiii1227]

‘Don’t listen to the haters Wells Fargo’ 😂😂😂😂

[@marcusrussell629]

YO YOU DEFINITELY KILLED IT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKING ME REALIZE MY ASS IS GETTING OLD 😂

[@D0p3of09]

The “i wish i could leave no stars” are always almost 3 paragraphs!

[@jeromegreen3654]

Even waitress was laughing 😂

[@YoungJustice1997]

5 star set!😆

[@007NowOnline]

I give this 3 stars. ..... people need to know that it's an alright set. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@steresi]

In a cruel twist of irony, I can't leave him a five-star review.

[@Buggblasta]

Factz

[@Snappldel]

The bald guy joke was perfect as his hair is so luscious 😂😂😂

[@michaelDB10]

This guy has one of the best opening jokes I’ve ever heard on an earlier vid from a couple years ago 😂😂😂😂 iykyk.

[@jainellerobinson3129]

Wildly Accurate😂😅😂

[@cameshaburkes4770]

This is man is to funny love the ended 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Trinison7]

He talks just like Seinfeld

[@goddamtinternet]

Yea I didn't laugh either

[@lonsolo5607]

I Definitely Didn’t Know Black People Watched Seinfeld.

[@Trinison7]

@@lonsolo5607 well that's pretty racist

[@lonsolo5607]

@@Trinison7 You Know What! I Really Don’t Care! That’s What’s Wrong With Society. They Soft!

[@Nazo_theSeething]

😂 I didn’t hear it until this comment popped up! 😂

[@CaptMoo]

"I wish I could leave no stars" ahahahahahah so true.

[@medusagorgon8432]

He ain't lying. I love reading reviews, and I always start at the one star. Apartment complex reviews, post office, banks and police stations are the best. People have no problems calling folks out.😂

[@alwaysjale]

I love Lachlan’s style ❤

[@FaunyOne]

One of the most original jokes Ive heard in a long time that can be enhanced sooo much. This guy is great.

[@Bigheadedwon]

This is real shit, there's a review on Yelp for a Drive In movie theater by me. The lady gave it 3 stars, that's a whatever score. But I read the review, she said at one point somebody ran up to their car and swung a bat in the window and hit her husband. They ended up staying, which is wild. And she still gave the place 3 stars which is fucking hilarious. What would it take to get 1 star from her? That's an instant 1 star review from me no question. And would probably start out with "if I could give 0 stars I would" Husband gets assault with a weapon only loses 2 stars means the place MUST be outstanding (assault aside)

[@cp-sh9nj]

You GOTTA try that popcorn though

[@michaelblasingame3681]

You're killing me bro. Laughed out loud at the video, then proceeded to do so reading your comment. That's a comedy bit right there!

[@dhammaboy1203]

Im in tears! 😂👌

[@debrabalacco2233]

I'll give him a five stars review.Very entertaining and very funny😅

[@myst2536]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[@POPLSEV7]

Thanks for the laughs🤣💯👍

[@LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

askin a bald man hows my hair.. hows it look? should i go pony tail.. braids?.. 😅😅😅

[@anthonyharrison7728]

Great set..This was funny

[@thatskull]

If Seinfeld was Mitch Hedberg 💯💯🔥🔥

[@lichtfilme]

yeah yeah yeah more from him!

[@evelina733]

Brilliant!

[@lovelee1772]

Very creative and funny

[@LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

this was good.. this dudes good.. classic

[@DaySoze]

Good one 😂

[@BG-ku7cr]

I’m tripping 😂😂😂

[@beeeazy9818]

This guys good 😂

[@1272JfC]

He’s nice I can tell he follows Bill Burr

[@kingvii6206]

Bro I never thought reviews cud be so funny. Lol

[@okonyaempire]

If I give you your stars, that means I am getting older too. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PlanetPatbag]

REAL COMEDY-TAKE NOTE

[@Jrashad1395]

The between the lines Jew joke 😂

[@righteousshadowsdojopt.3979]

How so?

[@lightglowinthenight]

Lachlan Patterson is such a professional that he makes fabulous comedy look effortless. Why doesn't he have a sitcom?

[@derekfray2027]

I feel like a 3 star review is something married couples do together.

[@zay4351]

Lmfao😂

[@RL-nur6se]

This guy is cool 😎 😂😊😂

[@memoirsofhadrian]

This guy gets three stars

[@stryfetc1471]

Lot of vanilla on "Chocolate Sundaes" lately!👀🤣

[@andrewshaw9575]

You mad 😂

[@theonewhostandsaboveall6826]

Lmao 😂

[@stryfetc1471]

@andrewshaw9575 Nah, just an observation. Enjoy your weekend tho!✌🏾

[@ganstaphone]

Doesn't have to be dark chocolate, get some milk chocolate up in there. Get some cookies and cream in this mother fucker. I wanna see some GOD DAMN FLAVOR IN THIS BITCH.

[@TreeSnackz]

😂

[@senyah8848]

😂😂😂

[@akil4124]

🔥🔥🔥🔥😁

[@jaynationMac]

Yeah dude

[@DestroJJ]

Damn, its been a minute Lach.

[@imtheguy74]

This dudes always hilarious😂

[@matttrafton2725]

Funny dude.☀☀☀☀

[@nikolasb2933]

If Bruce Dern did stand-up.

[@BIGNA281]

Lol

[@elijahhood7788]

That was funny five stars

[@timelessteek561]

Sounds like jerry seinfeld x Bill burr

[@lilphife01]

Seinfield 2.0

[@CharismaticEnigma973]

He reminds me of Brian Regan a little bit!

[@Wandiasinfo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂⭐️⭐️⭐️💫⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@TreeSnackz]

I love to review weed by talking 😂

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@b.michaelbrown1117]

I only leave reviews on 2 occasions. Exceptional service and terrible service

[@TheGoonson]

I used to write reviews just for the free food. All good reviews. Now Im that family guy character who always follows what he say with " why you want to fight about it" lol because my opinion matters now and it's fun for Homicidal Americans to play the evil villain.

[@shaspearman8647]

Reminds me of Seinfeld, but actually funny

[@newagain9964]

Reading and writing reviews is def not as futile as doing same in comment section of social media 🤷‍♂️

[@slayer8actual]

Being "adequate" is handy information. Sure, the bad reviews are good to know, and the 5 star reviews are nice, but those reviews of being "sufficient" really tell you the most. No professional whiners that complain about anything and everything. No "excellent" reviews by the employees and their family members. Reviews of "tolerable" are from the thinkers and doers. They went that extra mile to let us know that they put some thought into that review of "mediocrity". Good for them.

[@toddcommish704]

And now the rest of us know who's been writing those 3-star reviews...

[@arthurbynum]

Close your eyes, and he's Seinfeld.

[@HoneyMontana406]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@BlackScholar2040]

This guy's delivery and content remind me of Jerry Seinfeld.

[@Thereal860YO]

He sounds like Seinfield a little bit

[@newagain9964]

I read and write reviews. information is king.And Knowledge is power. Can’t Believe corporate marketing propaganda🤑.

[@moemoney7773]

I gave you qll my money

[@breaknbeat]

He sexy AF😂😍

[@stevebully]

White chocolate ain't chocolate. FOH

[@NateSmith87]

Cry louder

[@UpInYourGrills]

So true!

[@YoMamasMamasHouse]

Kicks rocks racist. He’s funnier than you’ll ever be

[@stevebully]

@YoMamasMamasHouse wherever he goes he'll never take you. Hold his ankles as tight as you can though.

[@stevebully]

@@UpInYourGrills any safe space around ?

[@tami4peace]

😂😂😂

[@1536fm]

😂😂😂