The Struggles of Living with a Clean Freak - Lachlan Patterson

Comedian Lachlan Patterson explains how his girl sees things differently than him, especially when it comes to cleaning their house.
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[@spawnofgreatness524]

I think I heard somebody in the background say PREACH! Lol 🤣

[@charmintruesdale4484]

🤜🏾 Yeah ya did.... Preach 🤣🤣🤣

[@novinawright1228]

Yes indeed

[@TrevorTrove]

They definitely did lmao

[@adfmo2195]

They sure did! He know what is it lol

[@knowitallnyc3241]

😂😂😂😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIfcaGlqqdR4rbs

[@MrTycole]

Witcho fine azz" lmaooo

[@waningmooncancer9628]

Right??!

[@thelastpilot4582]

In UK that would probably earn him a broken nose

[@ikyhwh]

So he's wit a sista.

[@kodyscot9360]

@@thelastpilot4582 why? i'm not from u.k. , please explain.

[@evyreyes6666]

I understood in a deep level when his gf said "the sink was wet"

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@nharris4606]

Preach. The sweeping. I thought I was going to die. I've literally done that before....

[@juliealexis7438]

In the movie Horrible Bosses 2 sink scene with Chris Pine, it confirmed everything. Way before the film, though, the sink and all around it must dry and clean lololol

[@celebstalker8209]

Me too and about the garbage being dirty.

[@geraldfrost4710]

@@nharris4606 I've had a woman sweep a clean floor to prove it was dirty. I told her, "All that dirt came out of the broom!" (she was not amused.)

[@lacymacdougall9660]

"...if you seek it from all sorts of different areas" Lmao! This guy is intelligent. And funny. And gorgeous. Lucky girl.

[@bonniebickett4520]

Used all her conditioner lol

[@BiscuiT8858]

I like his delivery and timing . He is funny.

[@beatz04]

His delivery (especially with the first joke) is golden.

[@adamdavis4928]

He put up one of his full standup sets on KZbin and if you like this his standup is mostly all pretty funny like this and overall solid.

[@annatevesbanzon1359]

💯, I've seen him live many times and even with same jokes I literally laugh on cue. He's nailed timing for sure!

[@lexodixon6365]

Witch yo fine ass😂😂😂😂😂

[@RW-dc9kt]

Dude funny he looks like a mix between captain America,Jesus,thor and Matthew McConaughey.

[@layna-heyhey]

Ah good ol' Captain Jethor McMatthew

[@mrsaye499]

with a dash of Jerry Seinfeld.

[@9jah4lyf]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCommandant-wb9tv]

Dr. Strange

[@lochofmceo]

aqua man/drago

[@kevinstewart4717]

The mirror is just a reference. I go “yep that’s me”

[@drewolfy]

"My woman's mad at me cuz I used all her conditioner" Bro that one hit me way too close to home lol

[@Cynsham]

pfp checks out 🤣🤣🤣

[@abrahamjos9348]

The response he got for his first joke! I cannot think of another joke where a comedian has got such a long laugh applause - and the list includes the best in business!

[@jordanaguon1]

LMFAO “why is the sink all wet” 😂😂

[@whitedevil2]

AND the bathtub too??!

[@6atlantis]

Everyone with ocd stopped laughing and got self conscious at 2:50

[@nylenik4340]

I actually laughed😂😂😂😂 because it’s true.

[@SquidandCatAdventures]

It's only really funny if you really get both sides of it.

[@s.n.9485]

Jesus, 1st joke in and he had the crowd rolling!

[@juicyparsons]

it came outta nowhere 😂

[@gigiarmany4332]

he prolly turned water to wine before the show😏

[@lauratodd7707]

Yes I think he does look like Jesus. 😆

[@christinatyree2280]

Did you you spill something in the garbage 🗑️ lol 😂

[@grantperkins368]

Timing, facial expressions, gestures, attitude - hilarious!

[@yvonnemoore5513]

Did you spill something in the garbage? 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@beatz04]

His delivery is so crazy good. Didn't know the guy, but seldom have i seen a joke like that first one (won't spoil it) hit so hard.

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

He killed the set from that 1st line😂😂

[@laurafedora5385]

She’s mad at me because I used all her conditioner 😆

[@elbmcook]

PRICELESS 😁😅😂

[@evelynvongizycki1017]

That’s me!

[@emh630]

When he used the mic stand to sweep the floor - perfect! - to illustrate his story. Even that had flow and had me rolling.

[@penelopeasmr1009]

I have watched a lot of stand up comedy over the years and what I’ve realized is that unique material is rare. But this guy is great!

[@phlox1313]

She’s a good woman - she will forgive me! Such a great line. Love this kind of humor.

[@ralphjackson8295]

Lol, this guy is hilarious. He has perfect comedic timing, excellent delivery and very relatable content. Loved it. I'd pay to see him for sure.

[@neilbender3050]

Sure when you pile it all up! That's priceless. I'm going to use that as often as possible

[@marshall2]

"well yeah if you gather it all up"!

[@OCRecruits]

You know black people love you when they laugh too long and too loud for you to move on to your next set 😂

[@VoltairesRevenge]

Next bit. But also: they just think he’s hot. He’s luke-funny, but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed.

[@kodyscot9360]

@@VoltairesRevenge what is luke funny ?

[@Quetsalcoatvl]

​@@kodyscot9360 Frozen - Cold - Cool - Lukewarm - Warm - Hot - Scalding they saying he's midgrade, 3 outta 5 stars

[@kodyscot9360]

@@Quetsalcoatvl sh*t I was thinking about Luke from star wars

[@MrTurtluv]

Omg, so real about the wet sink and dirty trash can🤣🤣🤣

[@SnapszDuhh]

“Well yeah...if you gather it all up”😭 LMAOO okay this me. I would definitely ask all these questions😭🤣

[@Cosmictheorist80]

I literally just read a book by Eleanor Bertine with this sentence. “For instance, if a youth sees a pair of pretty ankles, the biological instinct of sex may be stimulated. “ I’m dying laughing!!!

[@drd1924]

I wonder if this is where some peoples foot fetishes stem from, ankles are just the doorway. But a whole foot?! Ohmigosh

[@drnol461]

"Witcho fine azz" What Black woman gave him the insider information? 😂😂😂

[@deomartinez77]

The one he is most likely dating I'm betting lol

[@ivsbanks]

LMBO!!!

[@melissadouglas570]

I had to share this with my husband. I never realized how crazy some of the things I complain about are‼️ I laughed so hard😂

[@nevadiva36]

Same here. This sounds like some sh*t I'd complain about. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😫😫

[@samanthab1923]

Right? I wipe the sink dry

[@ledbetter1992]

Now you're husband is gonna be like, why is the floor dirty lol

[@grantperkins368]

"Well, yeah, if you gather it all together ..."

[@MediHusky]

"Why is the sink wet" along with "Who's been walking on the floor?" I don't know, a bit easier than walking on the walls. Next it's gonna be "why is the air so dusty?"

[@ob1kenobjunior208]

Omg... My mom with the, "walking all over my damn floor after i just swept!"

[@MediHusky]

"did you leave the shower wet?" do I even know what clean is, or am I just way off base.

[@drpinky504]

@@ob1kenobjunior208 My mom was big on the dishes. Every last one had to be done. I heard about it big time if I brought over a dish when she got done washing dishes.

[@gigiarmany4332]

You're killing me man👍🏾🤣🤣😂🥳🥳💥💥❤🧻⚰⚰🥳

[@SisterNunya]

My mom had a thing about wiping down the shower after you used it. Can’t have mildew she’d say.

[@adrose006]

Wow - I’ve said all those things to all my boyfriends so many times 😂🤣😂 I’m dying

[@RaymondGW]

He was cool. I laughed at the first joke, chuckled through the rest of it

[@mandoball1980s]

Gotta agree with him. No gonna argue with Jesus

[@kayleen8037]

Lmfaaaaooo

[@AnointedFlow]

Facts.

[@chelseaphilice7458]

Well yea of u gather it all up 😂😂 if u seek it . Dam he prolific lol

[@andersonash9059]

So Jesus was a carpenter, savior, AND hilarious?!? What else can he do!?

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

Get himself a lady with a FINE ASS!

[@andersonash9059]

@@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn You’re Cot Damn Right about THAT!!

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

I guess Christians were right--Jesus was a Stand-Up guy.

[@andersonash9059]

@@ingridfong-daley5899 Ingrid you Nailed IT!!

[@VoltairesRevenge]

Ok, he’s fine. But he looks nothing like Jesus.

[@andralynsimmons3789]

His curls😍

[@marshall2]

I am not an easy laugh. I was rolling watching this.

[@Chris-fn4df]

So you are, in fact, an easy laugh

[@anic5805]

Super happy I found a cool new comedian to enjoy who kills it without using majorly foul language... so far👍😃👏

[@theholidaylady1]

My husband and I just discovered Lachlan this morning and we laughed whole heartedly. I'm proud of him, being as I am a British Columbian as well. Long may he live and prosper!

[@realrockergirl]

I can't tell you how many times your phrase "wit yo fine ass" has been used around our house to defuse stressful moments. We just can't help but laugh and then everything is better! Keep up your genius work. We love it! 😘

[@jmo2215]

You can get a woman to do anything you ask if you always follow it up with "wich yo fine ass." 😂 Gonna have to remember that one.

[@RoyalSoul666]

That first joke was hilarious

[@dnr2089]

Why is the sink wet?! That’s me! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@Bread996]

He’s got to elaborate on some of that material. Really original stuff.

[@arinzei.7496]

That's exactly what I was thinking

[@CC-si3cr]

I don't think he was given a lot of time which is why we felt cheated. If he had his own comedy special the jokes would've been a lot longer.

[@ryt6940]

yeah I'm not comedian but he could've thrown some curve balls in there

[@corydefenders5103]

As a woman, I can confirm that I understood everything he said about us and it’s spot on 😂

[@rubywingo6030]

LOLOLOL!!! He could have ended that set after the first joke! With yo fine... good night everyone! You’ve been great!!

[@littleripper312]

Wasn't expecting much when he setup the first joke but then he nailed it 😂

[@supermilkguy]

There is no way this guy doesn't look at himself in the mirror all the time. He's well aware how good looking he is.

[@EvilSean62]

thats a myth ... im much better looking as long as i stay away from mirrors and other people and reflective surfaces and cameras

[@aslmad1]

That’s silly

[@anic5805]

That's a big assumption, Mr. supermilkguy. I can imagine plenty of really good looking people hardly ever looking at the mirror for at least 2 reasons: no time, confident enough not to have to.

[@aslmad1]

@@EvilSean62 I didn’t reply to you

[@jordanpaul7335]

You know what's worse than living with a clean freak? A wannabe clean freak Lmao.

[@drpinky504]

What is this wannabe clean freak?

[@thestoicwhinger]

😂 it's a hell of a claim to live up to

[@miimonalisa]

@@drpinky504 My sister-in-law. Someone who claims to have OCD and loves things clean but literally lives the complete opposite lol

[@ob1kenobjunior208]

Fam i had to come back to this video because "witcho fine ass" actually works! If you wana spice it up a bit take away "fine" and add "sexy".

[@skanda1832]

A+... As good as anyone I've seen (and I love comedy). Keep up the good work Lachlan! Thank you for doing what you do!

[@5ledan]

What an amazing crowd

[@MotleyShrew-iz9ms]

Dude, I am dead from lol! & Congrats on that 20+ second LAUGH BREAK! I am happily slain in your comedy spirit!

[@joeybarrette9451]

I heard someone say Preach in the background lol 😂 that’s funny 😆

[@c.j.m.mariaa]

God I am a clean freak, this hitt me..🤣🤣🤣

[@Jeffrey.Seelman]

"Men just look at the mirror and say-that's me". That's so true I almost fell on the floor I was laughing so hard.

[@jessicahexhibits]

He had me @ "wit yo fine ass"🤣🤣🤣

[@dustthatsings6406]

I could listen to him all day, and look at him all day too. Gorgeous man, fabulous jokes.

[@Clauriffo]

I've never seen this guy before. I fucking love him! Gotta find me some more videos right now.

[@theshimmering2064]

That was one of the funniest sets. Thank you.

[@freakneek874]

Amazing job man! Great set and delivery was smooth.

[@peacebeyondpassion2]

Nailed it from the beginning to the end!

[@tyrfree5733]

The delivery is EVERYTHING:)

[@ariellumeer8458]

Lol I am a clean freak just like that 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@apeacefulplace7854]

"Witcho fine ass" I just spit all over my computer!!!! LMAO

[@jeanabeana8818]

Hilarious and gorgeous. That's a breath of fresh air! Loved this set so much!!

[@8MoneyIzmyMission8]

I've only seen two videos of this dude and he's had me laughing both times. This is a good one. Hopefully he's up next.

[@sonquatsch8585]

lachlan is getting better and better. he was already very funny. this was excellent.

[@SilverFlame819]

I laughed for way too fucking long at that first line. Now I've gotta go find everything he's ever done.

[@natedoherty3462]

This is a classic, classic funny comedian

[@morningsunshine0216]

30 seconds in and I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@diane9247]

He is hilarious! Very creative. That was a super crowd, too. 😄😁😍

[@mahoganysweets67]

I needed this. I turn on stuff just for noise to sleep but couldn't go even tho I'm tired so now I'm just up watching shit. Funny guy

[@waynejones7833]

On point!!!!

[@denisekessler4371]

Oh you are hilarious 🤣 oh my oh my I laughed so hard !!! Thanks for the giggles !!!

[@StephanieJeanne]

This guy is hilarious!😂

[@lynngillogley1279]

You are a great observer of people and an awesome deadpan story-teller

[@bubbles3161]

I live with a clean freak so this is therapy and laughing my ass off so hard I'm crying.

[@aussiephotographer]

Classic. Love this guy.

[@joeyrich4452]

This dude is funny! Awesome comedic timing!

[@akremsuadik5334]

This is genius!!! LOOOOL!!

[@catharineorellana3522]

"The mirror is just a reference." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@joeybarrette9451]

I love that part about the broom That’s hilarious 😆 lol that is a clean freak for ya hahaha 😝 😂 😂

[@brodiethegoaty849]

2:23 😂😂😂 that laugh tho

[@reginaldhouse7731]

Thought it was Teddy Ray

[@spectacularrichbeautybrilli]

That clean woman is me!!! LOL!

[@michaelDB10]

That first joke lmfaoooooooooo

[@sothathappened]

freakin awesome set! where have you been all my life!

[@derontyler2347]

Sound like he dating a black a girl

[@soniamichelle2393]

Yep, black women are the only ones who can change their hair - literally everyday.

[@mickturner4841]

He's got his priorities straight then.

[@SisterNunya]

Black women will show him the proper hair techniques.

[@mehtacotute]

@@SisterNunya preach

[@shayboogie3682]

@@SisterNunya And rightfully get mad if he uses all of the conditioner 😂

[@nancywong7473]

His delivery 🤣😆

[@adultdirtbag8605]

"yep that's me" 100% relatable

[@tinyghostahmi]

brilliantly funny set

[@nadecha5326]

I’ve been watching him since The Last Comic Standing days, dudes still got it!

[@m.l.l.d2316]

I enjoyed this.

[@lichtfilme]

love this guy!

[@tierra8161]

his dark white standup is hilarious. leave in conditioner haha

[@BigPhilly365]

I clicked hoping I’d laugh I wasn’t disappointed 😂

[@amberlema2088]

He was mad funny!

[@allthingsnu4673]

Ever since I saw Lachlan on I think it was the show "Last Comic Standing", I've been looking out for videos of him on KZbin. He is so funny.

[@ToyHigh]

Loved it💞

[@dennisborjonmarquez9216]

10 minutes of sweeping hahaha

[@TheOnni1]

Mad funny, good stuff