people technically telling the truth

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@Lilith_The_Earthling 2 ай бұрын

7:16 If it doesn't mean that I should honk if I like pizza, WTF DOES IT MEAN, THEN!??

@lyricsmind 2 ай бұрын

I just literally paused the video to think about it and look for comments. I have really no idea😅

@Lexiz2902 2 ай бұрын

Apparently it’s sometimes interpreted as someone is honking behind me (often a sign of anger or displeasure) so I jokingly know they are honking because they like pizza, rather than because they are displeased with me.

@bnashee 2 ай бұрын

@@Lexiz2902 thats dumb and confusing

@j.p3289 2 ай бұрын

Yes

@marcomarco8436 2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure the joke is that everyone thinks that, and the fact that autistic people will think that is because everyone will

@minisamuri2 2 ай бұрын

8:35 Fun fact, dying is the number one cause of death. If you don't die, you don't experience death.

@jaydenblyden1703 2 ай бұрын

Everyone who has died had to live at one point.

@Yassin-p2 2 ай бұрын

0:59 i feel hurt that you don't recognize the map bot from fnaf security breach

@MagolorMasterCrown 2 ай бұрын

🤓Erm, that's a staff bot, map bot has a different shirt and hat 🤓

@foxmulder591 2 ай бұрын

@@MagolorMasterCrown 🤓👆

@SawBSketch 2 ай бұрын

how you feel hurt when even you didnt correctly recognize the character

@OpposingFork 2 ай бұрын

1st world problems when pain is caused by not knowing something about a game

@hmnhntr 2 ай бұрын

I think you overestimate how popular that game was...

@anotparticularlynotableguy 2 ай бұрын

3:06 linguistics fun fact of the day: the word for blue generally enters languages much later than other colours. There are examples in famous greek texts like the odyssey where homer describes the water as being wine-dark because ancient greek had no name for blue. Tjis is due to a lack of need. Red was for blood, green for plants, yellow for flowers and the sun, black and white as shades, blue rarely occurs other than the sky.

@kewoshk 2 ай бұрын

Same for Japanese

@pirobot668beta 2 ай бұрын

My Mom told me the same "you were the easiest labor out of all your bothers"... She also bragged about how I "was the biggest child anyone in the Nursery ever seen!" One AncestryDNA test later...yeah, I was adopted. Dad didn't know...he accused Mom of cheating...it was his only way to explain why I was so different from my brothers.

@hmnhntr 2 ай бұрын

Wait, how would your dad not know? Based on your statement, I assume you were adopted while your parents were married and having other children. How would he not notice?

@YunxiaoChu 2 ай бұрын

⁠@@hmnhntrmaybe she miscarried and adopted a child without telling

@DragonMoth34 2 ай бұрын

@@YunxiaoChu no labor no birth, and suddenly a baby appears?

@hmnhntr 2 ай бұрын

@@DragonMoth34Maybe they're from a prior marriage? Only thing I can think of that makes any sense. And he's accusing her of cheating on her first husband? A little weird, but the only thing I can think of that makes any sense

@sosman64 2 ай бұрын

or maybe the damn story is fake?

@Minecraftgaming2632 2 ай бұрын

0:50 he gonna hand me a map of the pizzaplex

@-Brickbro1 2 ай бұрын

@MisterLG08 2 ай бұрын

take a map

@SarahAbramova 2 ай бұрын

Take a map

@MrKubaaz 2 ай бұрын

ikr

@MisterLG08 2 ай бұрын

@@SarahAbramova Take a map

@יואבנחמני-ת6ר 2 ай бұрын

11:02 "He's teaching them the cobra maneuver" is probably more fitting

@TheKeller101 2 ай бұрын

Python is the name of a computer programming language, I think with the laptops in the picture, Python is still the more fitting joke

@יואבנחמני-ת6ר 2 ай бұрын

@@TheKeller101 I know what python is but those are cobras and the "teacher" wearing military uniform so I guess he's teaching them something related to the military

@AWACS_Eagle_Eye 2 ай бұрын

@@יואבנחמני-ת6ר Also, the teacher looks to be an Indian, and since the Indian Air Force operates the Su-30MKI, which is capable of executing the cobra maneuver, it wouldn't be too far off.

@asagothe_fander 2 ай бұрын

0:53 oh Staff bots. So uniquely stylized yet generic at the same time, never change

@cucumber3810 2 ай бұрын

finally an r/technicallythetruth video live laugh emkay

@cardinalhamneggs5253 2 ай бұрын

10:50 Part of the Louvre is pyramid-shaped, so the entire Louvre is technically larger than a pyramid.

@queerwizard 2 ай бұрын

Any museum can be larger than a pyramid if the pyramid is really small

@AlexandarHullRichter 2 ай бұрын

It's actually diamond shaped: the half that points down is underground.

@WantedPencil 2 ай бұрын

0:49 A fnaf sb robot got called scary. A worker bot wouldnt smile of that compliment though. Because they dont feel emotions and dont have mouths yknow

@Soielnuv 2 ай бұрын

2:16 “meeses beest”-zach

@mr.duckie._. 2 ай бұрын

MRS. BÆÆST

@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708 2 ай бұрын

0:05 The face of a criminal

@giotakarasavvidou3804 2 ай бұрын

00:24 the one that was saying 100% of fatal accidents involve human beings is from a game called security breach and in that game you're in a giant pizzaplex and it was reffering to the game franchise because there is a tendency of people getting killed by the animatronics.

@not_acult 2 ай бұрын

7:20 I DON'T UNDERSTAND PLEASE WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF THERE'S A BUMPER STICKER LIKE THAT????😭😭😭😭😭

@hmnhntr 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, isn't that the whole point?? Why tell people to do things, then somehow decide the correct answer isn't to do them??

@DOYOUKNOWWHATIKNOW 2 ай бұрын

They're just f**king stupid

@not_acult 2 ай бұрын

@@hmnhntr FRRRRRRR

@apis8020 2 ай бұрын

Okay, I’ve thought of this before, and came to the conclusion that the bumper stickers that say “honk if _” are probably meant as a joke reframing drivers that honk just because traffic is slow.

@hmnhntr 2 ай бұрын

@@apis8020And now that feels obvious enough that I feel kind of dumb

2 ай бұрын

We shouldn't be talking shit about Orion's belt. The whole Solar system has only one star.

@LGJ_Productions 2 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: The Poster at 0:24 is actually from a fnaf game called "Security Breach". The game was heavily disappointing to some due to major flaws (That I don't feel like listing). However, Ruin, the DLC for Security Breach, actually redeemed the game.

@ComfyMinty 2 ай бұрын

Nah game was trash since FNAF had to change the gameplay style to work better on consoles

@gamersdelightrobloxminecra9645 2 ай бұрын

My best friend posted that one.

@TexAs-hh9um 2 ай бұрын

@@ComfyMinty I will eat all the food in your fridge but make it look like the fridge was stocked full

@OzAndAps 2 ай бұрын

@@ComfyMinty well some people like the gameplay style

@nickname8928 2 ай бұрын

I love this subreddit, its a collection of most absurd and straight up hilarious things that are actually legit and true at the same time

@RubyCheetahCub 2 ай бұрын

We are a brain piloting a bone mech with flesh armor.

@SIGNAL_OBSCURED 2 ай бұрын

love the 2 bots that are in the comments being very clear bots because of how recent this upload is and the fact they both have the same pfp/typing style LOL

@angstyuchiha 2 ай бұрын

The robot in the sign at 0:28 is creepy because it's a shot from FNAF

@gamersdelightrobloxminecra9645 2 ай бұрын

My best friend is the one that posted that one

@angstyuchiha 2 ай бұрын

@gamersdelightrobloxminecra9645 oh nice! It's always fun to see a post from yourself or someone you know in one of these!

@kaitlynmorgan4613 2 ай бұрын

0:23 didnt expect to see fnaf in here 😭😭

@ai-spacedestructor 2 ай бұрын

11:45 the way he didnt realize that the FBI was listed as one of the 3 sources for the switch 2 rumors XD

@Random_GameDev 2 ай бұрын

0:23 he looks like he breached the security.

@Outofluck1314 2 ай бұрын

favorite subreddit by far.

@MintVR24 2 ай бұрын

1:00 ITS THE STAFF BOT FROM FNAF SECURITY BREACH, you have failed me.

@alistairfusella2206 2 ай бұрын

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING I FREAKED OUT LOLOLOLOL

@Efreeti 2 ай бұрын

FnaF is a series of uninteresting games and the creator is a gigantic bigot, who cares

@akshajbhatnagar7453 2 ай бұрын

TechnicallyTheTruth, The *BEST* kind of truth

@HolyAlondite 2 ай бұрын

8:07 Someone clearly wasn't paying attention. It's made explicitly clear that the professor is horrible and just monotonously drones on about Goblin Rebellions and nothing else. So no, it COULD have been fascinating, but wasn't

@doubleking7070 2 ай бұрын

When the truth is technical:

@zat-1-fury 2 ай бұрын

The truth 😅

@CourierCat-2 2 ай бұрын

3:44 Braincells, although robin wouldnt know much about those

@jackhumphries1087 2 ай бұрын

12:40 this feels wrong to look at since I’m used to it saying “20th century fox”

@Jacob_was_here Күн бұрын

Blame that on Disney.

@theskrunklycalico 2 ай бұрын

11:06 I first saw this meme about 3 years ago when someone in my class had to get staples while we were on a weeklong field trip in another state and he sent that meme to the entire class while we were all worrying about him 💀

@brycethoreson9216 2 ай бұрын

Technically the truth, the best kind of truth

@RoseKindred 2 ай бұрын

3:45 Corpse Mecha.

@DOYOUKNOWWHATIKNOW 2 ай бұрын

7:20 whoever said that can get the f**k of social media

@DAC737 2 ай бұрын

An octopus is a wet spider

@SwiftKey_253 2 ай бұрын

well... **technically** no

@caitlinabbott7895 2 ай бұрын

0:24 Thank you FNAF very cool

@Zipesthemanokit 2 ай бұрын

Dwarfism is a growing problem

@RandomDude1487 2 ай бұрын

0:38 I’m pretty sure this is from FNAF security breach💀

@ericsoucie2865 2 ай бұрын

6:42 I don't have a garage. But I have a house that was DIYed together and now all the DIY'ing that each generation does over and over needs to be redone... Plus the toilets sinking through the floor into the basement. Also the shut off switch for the water is rusted off. All the pipes are leaking. Not to mention lack of money.

@ienjoyoranges 2 ай бұрын

thats a security breach staffbot.

@Sailuv_ 2 ай бұрын

11:17 it is two pieces of bread not two slices so therefore it is not a sandwich

@KittyQuinney-c6d 28 күн бұрын

That presentation by spider man was absolutely amazing

@wavarium 2 ай бұрын

10:12 every flat earther like… ever

@indianboyster 2 ай бұрын

4:34 he certainly does as why wouldn't a math teacher(and a good one imo) know how to count? and the best part... he didn't let his after life stop him from doing his job!

@Jason_Singe 2 ай бұрын

3:07 "You know what I'm saying". If I don't speak the same languge, then no I don't.

@Chaos_Imp 2 ай бұрын

The best kind of truth

@CubeCatGaming 2 ай бұрын

7:13 For those wondering, the meaning is correct, it's just a trick to make you think that you are autistic because you think it means that. If you don't understand what I just said, remove autistic in the post and it should make sense.

@HarmonyOC 2 ай бұрын

0:50 ain't that the robot from FNAF security breach? I know S.T.U.F.F bot when I see it

@The_Keeper 2 ай бұрын

2:40 And we only decided to call it "Blue" after the word was invented. The ancient Greeks called it Bronze, cause they had no other word for blue. 4:50 Fun fact; If OP had this in writing, it could actually be legally enforceable. If the place didn't change its name or anything else, just the owner, then the Prize is still valid and must be honored.

@JaxonBellve 2 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: dolphins do not know that emus exist.

@PurpleCow81 2 ай бұрын

And probably vise versa

@emmathornley4745 2 ай бұрын

"Just wait til they make pyramid sized museums" its called the Louvre!

@minisamuri2 2 ай бұрын

10:51 Also because they are too big to fit inside the British Museum

@lynnemcmillan1849 2 ай бұрын

Erm achuly, the S.T.A.F.F. bots CAN speak Zach 🤓👆

@Palezdreaming 2 ай бұрын

1:00 FNAF Staff bot! 😂

@jonmendelson1104 2 ай бұрын

7:40 Uh, that's a waxer for skis/snowboards. Waxer+y = waxery. (In my family we can count on one hand how many times it's been used as an iron, but it's been used quite a bit more as a waxer so that's what we call it).

@RemingtonWebber 2 ай бұрын

The cat has a quest to find the sausages you finish it leads back to him

@m310grass 2 ай бұрын

At 6:33, everything was taken to the negative first power in between the top and bottom lines, also if you consider the letters as variables being multiplied the math maths

@iclynnx 2 ай бұрын

Pyramid-sized museums? Isn't that just the Louvre in Paris? Lol

@williamthompson4761 Ай бұрын

11:06 That's a sandwich in the same way Modern Art is art

@Thegirlwiththeorangeearbuds 2 ай бұрын

6:12 legends who can pronounce participle correctly 👇

@Cassxowary 2 ай бұрын

nicee, making my day, and we’re all animals and we are souls in these limited flawed temporary bodies, and the louvre already built a pyramid…

@Spinozillosaur 2 ай бұрын

0:58 i wonder why the FNAF animatronic is spooky

@viperousrook1511 2 ай бұрын

8:13 I mean no one except Hermione could even remain fully conscious during that lesson because of their teacher

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 2 ай бұрын

3:35 all of those things are made of cells.

@Razgar_Voxel 2 ай бұрын

The Count in Seasme Street is more Vampire than Edward from Twilight ever will be!

@red_canine 2 ай бұрын

0:53 fnaf security breach if you were wondering where it’s from

@Silent_Soliloquies 2 ай бұрын

The “20th” in the “20th Century Fox” is actually written correctly, as it is a numeric value over “ten”; where numbers in sentences from “zero” to “ten” are written out in their letter format, ie: “first”, “second”, “third” and so on, but numbers written in sentences above “ten” can be written and understood in the combined numerical-subscript lettering format: 11th, 12th, 13th, and so on.

@AlexandarHullRichter 2 ай бұрын

They are words when spelled eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, twentieth, etc.

@AlexandarHullRichter 2 ай бұрын

Why did the hiker fall down a well? Because he couldn't see that well. Also, paying $600 for a permanently usable copy of CS6 that doesn't require internet access is infinitely preferable to the subscription BS Adobe does now.

@Foxlover781 2 ай бұрын

3:53 your brain is made of one type of cell, the relay neurones, the same as our spinal cord. The spinal cord is used to process actions but not waste time thinking about them, that is called a reflex. Our brain is a clump of relay neurones sending and receiving electrical impulses around the body and somehow allowing thought

@TitaniaBird 2 ай бұрын

12:54 Never trust a toilet. Oftentimes, they're full of shit.

@ChozoSR388 2 ай бұрын

That's still a free 730 dozen donuts.

@koxbalon 2 ай бұрын

0:50 It's from fnaf security breach

@jkolbly1 2 ай бұрын

5:00 It was the same business, was there a terms and conditions for the lifetime supply? Could sue them to continue it or receive equivalent value.

@THE_crxqy 2 ай бұрын

7:56 the reason it isnt italian is because the default language is spanish not english

@quentind1924 Ай бұрын

It’s mostly because duolingo didn’t asked how do you say "good bye" in italian, but to translate "how do you say goodbye in italian?" to spanish

@GODSTEVE_1 2 ай бұрын

0:24 i mean this is the point, its fnaf, ofcourse it has to be scary

@JesseLong-o6w 2 ай бұрын

0:53 FNAF

@The_chicken_123 2 ай бұрын

Staff bots!

@megablue6290 Ай бұрын

0:48 it's not an accident if the tree fell on its own

@lordducklo 2 ай бұрын

0:30 FNAF SECURITY BREACH ASDAUHDAJNFKSA

@TheRealDaisyTDM 2 ай бұрын

4:36 i'm pretty sure when they meant by "rule the Earth" they actually mean "the most dominant race on planet Earth" at least in terms of the topic of population, just figured I would emphasize what I believe is the proper term for anyone who confused it with political or religious, like monarchies, and Christians, After all, I'm pretty sure there's a difference between population and politics, as well as a difference between population and religion,...so even though it would be telling the truth From a technical standpoint, if we're looking at it for a religious or political view, if you look at it from the view of how the dinosaur populated the planet it would tell a different story, also keep in mind. This is a meme, not an opinion.(i'm not trying to be rude. I just wanted to clarify a few things.)