People Who Just Realized They’re Dating An Idiot

[@pandora8458]

Not as bad as eye drops vs ear drops.. but my mum got her glasses cleaner spray mixed up with mouth freshener spray she wasn't very happy afterwards 🙊😁

[@ksw4951]

There are prescription drops that burn like acid.

[@pandora8458]

@@ksw4951 I was telling her about the video an the eye drops/ear drops, an forgot she's done that herself too🤦‍♀️, she also had an operation on her foot had metal rods sticking out of her toes, she went to the window coz I said it started snowing she kicked the exercise bike with her sore foot 🙊 , so rods went in further 🥴 an was harder to pull out when she went to get it removed 🥴🤦‍♀️. Then their was the time we got Easter eggs and was eating them in bed , I heard my mum yelling help ...ran to her opened door Thud!! OW!!! I hit her head with the door She was hanging out the bed balancing on arms (she has a high bed , for such a little lady)coz she dropped some of the egg an was trying not to crush it 😂 my poor mam 🙊🤦‍♀️

[@pandora8458]

Think mum might need her own video🤔

[@indigostormxd3339]

Did she spray glasses cleaner in her mouth or mouth freshener on her glasses...?

[@pandora8458]

@@indigostormxd3339 glasses cleaner in mouth

[@jenchan4817]

The ipad/iphone charger at 0:26 is probably necessary. My ipad complains and refuses to charge when plugged into anything other than the charger that came with it. USB outlets are totally useless for it.

[@jainekarina]

Exactly

[@UntrainableWizard]

I know in some cases, like the Nintendo Switch, it can actually destroy the device to plug it into a third party charger, or straight into a wall port. EDIT: I'm agreeing, BTW. Saying that if you plugged the Switch into the wall it'd just destroy the Switch. I do the same, bring my phones packaged adapter just to be safe.

[@dalesplitstone6276]

@@UntrainableWizard Items such as ipads and video games often draw more amperage than the USB ports of a wall outlet. I have many wall outlets with USB ports, and all of them have the amperage of each USB port labeled. I use these ports for everything from cell phones to FireTV sticks, but not without checking the amperage first. The girlfriend is the one dating an idiot.

[@skylordsix]

Mine's the same way. She did nothing wrong except date a moron.

[@UntrainableWizard]

@@dalesplitstone6276 Oh no, sorry, I was agreeing. Saying that the plug directly in the wall could destroy the devices I was mentioning.

[@ryynerwicked2762]

The guy who bought 40 tortillas doesn't sound stupid at all bc technically he did buy some tortillas lol he either found a good deal or he just really loves tortillas lol

[@cijmo]

I did that one time. One of our stores puts things on really cheap the day before they take them off the shelves. They're not 'bad' but they just have to make way for new stuff but it's all on an app so you don't see the product. $1.50 for a large bag of tortillas sounded okay. So I got there to pick them up and it was the biggest bag of the largest tortillas LOL. I live alone! Quesadillas for a week straight!

[@kathrynhoward4196]

To be fair, "some" is a relative term...

[@dadoctah]

@@kathrynhoward4196 Yeah. I don't even know if forty is "too many" or "not nearly enough".

[@meemawscraftin]

We buy 40 packs all the time, but I must admit that my husband is Hispanic. 😉

[@lohphat]

This is not a "fail", you just freeze the ones you won't use soon.

[@jackee1054]

Years ago, I sent my two sons to the grocery store with a list. On the list I had written 5lb potatoes. One of my sons called me and actually said "mom, who are we feeding? Why do we need 516 potatoes?" He'll never hear the end of it. LOL

[@tm2bee]

Omg that's hilarious! If you've never seen the Jeanne Robertson video on yt called Don't Send a Man to the Grocery Store you MUST watch it. Its hilarious and so appropriate for your story!

[@sprintershepherd4359]

you must have terrible hand writing

[@jerikropp6394]

@@sprintershepherd4359 my mom sent me to the store one day with a list, the only item I couldn't find was inst pot. When i got home told my mom I looked all over the store but couldn't find it. It was instant potatoes.

[@sprintershepherd4359]

@@jerikropp6394 haha should have asked the local drug dealer

[@kstormgeistgem461]

... just how bad is your hand writing??

[@kathrynrae1808]

I hope that proposal guy and the gopher will be very happy together. 💕

[@lazyhomebody1356]

Lol. The gopher is showing off the ring on her Facebook page now

[@florencepierce1864]

At least the fiancee looked like she was seeing the lighter side of the situation!

[@jakepullman4914]

Lol an animal-based remake of "The Corpse Bride".

[@kaiaroden]

@@jakepullman4914 lol I haven't seen that movie in years

[@jacobdietrich4897]

Uh so beastality?

[@alanbirkner1958]

Some were truly stupid, others were just never doing that activity before. Thanks for a good laugh. Tina

[@alexanderfroebelzehl3825]

Tina why are you on Alan's account?

[@waituntil]

@@alexanderfroebelzehl3825 the "Tina" was truly weird

[@QuantumLeap89]

Like 0:24 What's wrong with that??

[@QuantumLeap89]

Or 3:37

[@bignicebear2428]

There are many things in this world that are self evident - the second time you do it.

[@raelewis9957]

This should be a famous quote from somebody smart :)

[@bignicebear2428]

Not famous or smart, just my feeble attempt to channel the great Yogi Berra who was both.

[@florencepierce1864]

For a lot of these folks it's the Tenth Time ... Umm, sorta like - me!

[@rondahiller5870]

All hail Yogi Berra. "And a nickel isn't worth a dime anymore" is also one of his....

[@BudoReflex]

Very insightful.

[@lohphat]

Working at Disneyland, people would ask, "What time is the 8pm parade?". I chalked it up to the price shock for admission tickets for the entire family.

[@fluffiedoom]

For real...and cost of the trip there, food, and lodgings...it's like a second mortgage!

[@svenmorgenstern9506]

Can confirm: I'm a California resident (it's about an hour and a half drive to the Mouse House from here) and I priced a one-day ticket recently. Wished I hadn't. Glad I had the opportunity to visit when it was affordable. 🤑

[@annabees]

There is a parody radio news report we have here in France and it's "news at almost 5:17pm" And it's at... almost 5:17pm (sometimes before, sometimes after 😂)

[@title1091]

6:35 that dude destroyed what Innocence that cat had left

[@kathrynhoward4196]

I'm absolutely astonished that he managed to get it on the cat in the first place.

[@florencepierce1864]

idkat - I've had cats - have you ever heard those freaks' mating calls? I mean both attracting a mate & how they sound when they're doing it?! MeeeWow!

[@sprintershepherd4359]

@@florencepierce1864 the male cat literally corners and rapes the female , female cats want no part of it , true the noise is the female warning the male to piss off . and when they are as you call it "doing it" .the noise is displeasure

[@-DumpsterFire]

"what the hell happened here"

[@sarcasticguy4311]

@@sprintershepherd4359 You are so wrong it hurts.

[@reeses_unicorn]

"We're two halves of a whole idiot."- Cosmo from The Fairly OddParents.

[@tonyblake7569]

I can easily see why she would use the plug for the charger at 0:24 because there's nothing else in that outlet so it's not like she unplugged something to plug that in. Also why not? It keeps the plug and cord together so if she needs to use it somewhere else she won't have to look for the plug if the other outlet doesn't have that feature.

[@lilstardrops]

yeah, what else is she gonna do with it, unhook it from the port just to plug it directly into the wall? 😂 Easier and safer to just keep them together like you said, I can't tell you how many of those ports I have lost over the years!

[@TabaquiJackal906]

Plus, charging like that generally charges faster than just using USB plug, so....bf kinda being a jerk.

[@AcousticGString]

The X-ray picture had the same caption as the wedding scan card that the wife scratched off and wondered why it didn't work. I'm assuming from the thumbnail that the person who's X-ray it is swallowed tweezers somehow, thats baffling.

[@hadz8671]

I assumed the tweezers were in a shirt pocket.

[@damondiehl5637]

I think the caption is an editing mistake that didn't get caught before publishing the video.

[@Avanyiza]

@@damondiehl5637 you think they would've actually watched the final edit. or maybe they did and just thought w/e.

[@roserocks1979]

My niece wanted to know how many One A Day vitamins she should take every day.lol

[@kathrynhoward4196]

That reminds me of the "how far do you travel in an hour if you go 80 mph" fiasco a few years back; the answer is literally _right there._

[@laurens3857]

My friend actually used to have to take a half of one because she was so small....

[@florencepierce1864]

Hey, she saved $$$ - I shd do this. Finally, a benefit to being a shortie!

[@nicholasbrown2498]

Fun fact if you read the back of a one a day bottle your supposed to take one in the morning and one again in the evening the name one a day is very misleading

[@sylviaisafoot6570]

What’s funny is that I once looked at the back of a One A Day vitamin bottle and it said to take two.

[@abiorionson5892]

7:18 Let's be honest Wood would still be a game that makes you feel like a badass. I mean, lumbering on Doom's epic metal soundtrack still sounds awesome.

[@muhammadazim3374]

Woodslayer/Woodguy

[@sarcasticguy4311]

Woodguy does have a chainsaw....

[@dannypipewrench533]

Yes. Logging. The Funny.

[@eamonnwalker4512]

4:14 To be fair, it was an odd choice to make the 0% and the bleach different colours.

[@inugeek411]

When I hear the word 'bleach', I think of the big bottles of Clorox. That's probably what he meant as well

[@paddington1670]

0% what? the colours are throwing me off. So dazzling! *starts chasing squirrels*

[@DariusKetchum2010]

6:12 That Chucky mask is probably just as scary as the other one.

[@izzieb.2926]

It's still pretty cute how pure his wife is tho

[@jerrykinnin7941]

It's Chucky Before Chucky.

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@aigle_grincheux]

0:36 I came here not knowing what to expect, but this made my day.

[@MeganVictoriaKearns]

Yes. That one was great. LMAO!

[@sprintershepherd4359]

I actually thought that is a good place to keep the freezer bags , if you have enough space in your freezer . you will always know how many you have and convenient access and know where to find them good idea if you ask me

[@meramail]

@@sprintershepherd4359I thought the same. It's like keeping your shoe polish in your shoe stand.

[@francesfaincroker5777]

I accidentally put super glue in my eye instead of contact drops. Thankfully my vision survived, Dr said the contact protected my eye. Quiet an ordeal, my nerves were shattered.

[@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501]

YIKES!!!!! I think worst I did was cus I wasn't looking at my hand... I was crafting, and I'm addicted to chapstick. I used gluestick on my lips. Was... interesting. But holy crap.

[@allaboutmycats454]

Glad ur well

[@lostsilver5469]

oh thank goodness no serious injuries happened.

[@shofisstar]

This is literally my biggest fear

[@joeylawn36111]

0:26 No, the girl is Smart - Using the approved charger for her iPhone may avoid getting her phone fried from using those built-in USB ports. NEVER trust those built-in USB's for you expensive devices! The voltage may not be properly regulated for charging your device! Always use the recommended charger for your device. Same goes for those cheap gas station charger look-alikes.

[@jamie1602]

This does happen and it did happen to me. While it probably won't happen to everyone, if you're looking to maximize your electronics health you should be very careful! They also have a pesky habit of sometimes bending your chargers. They're built very sturdy and even your charger that you got with your phone or tablet might end up bending and breaking. I suspect it's because they charge a little bit hot and can warp the charger. These chargers can take a beating but after a while they will break. So just be careful and take the advice people are posting. Surprisingly enough... this isn't actually stupid and learn from our mistakes, please!

[@joeylawn36111]

@@jamie1602 Plus, many of those cheap chargers don't have the proper isolation from the 120V power side of the circuit built in.

[@danielsmith5023]

Enjoy every moment with your Wife instead of looking for faults , I lost my beautiful Wife Kerri almost 4 months ago and I wish to God I was with Her 😭

[@EuZAK]

Thank you guys! Most questions get answered in a polite and educational way! I expected much more "you're just as dumb" comments! Surprisingly good corner of the internet. ❤️

[@robertsimpson7861]

The little Waffle House in the back of the truck killed me.

[@assuma0411]

Before marrying someone... do a test if she/he qualified.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Of course. That's what dating is for! (Unless you're in one of those cultures where arranged marriages are commonplace. Then hopefully your parents/matchmaker will have done adequate testing on your behalf.)

[@assuma0411]

@Pancakesrule After that.

[@garrybeck216]

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Considering 50% of marriages fail I don't think dating works! LOL

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

@@garrybeck216 Yknow, you're absolutely right. I'll pin that to my board right next to taking a bicycle safety class before riding a motorcycle. But seriously... You can get a GENERAL idea of what kind of person they are from dating. It's better than nothing. The biggest problem with failed marriages is not sticking with it once the "honeymoon phase" is over. It's not shiny and new and wonderful, and your partner has (gasp!) flaws, so you quit. Disposable relationships. People don't WORK to make them last. I recently celebrated 20 years in my first marriage (my spouse's first, too), and we're still going strong. We had some insanely rough patches, but it was tenacity what saved us. But dating certainly helped us get a general idea of what we were in for.

[@xaenon]

Marriage itself is an idiot move. It's just a stupid ritual.

[@agreekislander8229]

My american girlfriend asked me once, a few years ago , if I lied to her and if I really am Greek , because she has seen my documents and my nationality was described as Hellenic....

[@GhostRider-sc9vu]

Never had that problem I would know immediately when I asked someone out if I'd be dating an idiot. They would agree to the date.

[@anonymousedonor5703]

because only an idiot would accept? JK 😅😅

[@thetraveler9229]

Hahahaha, okok _thats_ a good one

[@astrid8678]

I legit thought blackberries were blueberries,it took me like 3 seconds to finally remember what blueberries were.

[@fluffiedoom]

Honestly, it's an easy mistake to make.

[@Culdcepter]

Maybe the store was out of blueberries and he improvised. Not necessarily something stupid here.

[@Avanyiza]

@@fluffiedoom idk man, blueberries look NOTHING like blackberries xD

[@inactivecreator]

@@Avanyiza My brain said otherwise ;-;

[@Barreloffish]

I used to think raspberries were redberries. (I'm not a native to berries)

[@ihcterra4625]

You put the box of freezer bags in the freezer so that when you want to put something inside, you don't have to walk to the pantry and get a freezer bag out of the drawer, then walk back to the freezer to put the item inside. She was trying to be efficient.

[@bugbear2001]

Just put the bags on top of the fridge

[@ihcterra4625]

@@bugbear2001 then they are sitting out and it looks messy.

[@shofisstar]

I literally thought the exact same thing

[@AmeliaEarhart537]

Maybe, but my mother would've likely thought they're meant to be stored in the freezer 😂

[@Gib01]

4:30 The one who made the comment is the idiot. Calling his girlfriend a psycho because she does something a different way and achieve the same result? I don't give that relationship long to last.

[@InsertOutstandingUser]

There is nothing at that time though, that is the end of the video..

[@Gib01]

@@InsertOutstandingUser Corrected. Thanks.

[@InsertOutstandingUser]

@@Gib01 np! :)

[@meepmoe]

Chill, he was probably just joking. Lmao you don't know them, probably their kind of humor. xD I'd call my gf the same outta good fun.

[@jvseventeen]

I call my bf a psycho for putting water on his toothbrush before toothpaste. Its just the way we choose to (lovingly) tease each other. Now, idk the op or their relationship, but for some people, that's a totally normal joke. Just putting that out there.

[@icarusbinns3156]

4:37 …..I use a timer, along with 4 alarms to wake up. I sleep like a rock

[@jamie1602]

I downloaded an app that forces you to shake the phone. It didn't work. Now I just use The Circle of Life as my alarm and NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is usually enough to scare me out of a dead sleep. Usually. not always. Some of us just... can't do it, ya know? We're not stupid. We just sleep like the undead.

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@jamie1602 if my roommate doesn’t hear life after five alarms, he drops one of the cats on me, yelling “You missed the bus!!” And then gets out of the way as I panic scramble out of bed

[@HepauDK]

0:24 Actually, many combined AC/USB outlets can't supply enough amps to properly supply modern smartphones/tablets. At least for rapid charging. Probably because the throughput would generate too much heat in the 5V transformer.

[@snowdroppax2726]

2:03, that's actually a pretty common way of heating up a tortilla, especially if you don't own a microwave. However, you're only supposed to heat it about 5-10 seconds per side. Also, it works better with a gas oven bc electric ovens heat directly into the coils while gas ovens heat the coils from under. So either the gf heated it for too long or that's an electric oven.

[@MJorgy5]

Gas stoves don't heat coils. There is a grate above the burner to set pans on, so said pan has a place to rest without snuffing out the fire.

[@snowdroppax2726]

@@MJorgy5 Yes, and the fire below the coils heats up the metal coils that the pan rests on. So if you touch them, you'll get burnt. It may not be the exact way it works, but it's still what it does.

[@ducewags]

@@snowdroppax2726 Ok lets help you out. First, the flame comes from the "burner", the round center part where the flame comes from. Second, the cast iron part on top of the burner that holds a pot or pan is called the "grate". Gas cook tops do not have a coil.

[@danclay8229]

@@ducewags They belong in the video! 😄

[@lostsilver5469]

@@danclay8229 Seriously though!

[@fjp9]

8:07 why would you put it into a separate tupperware container? unless they wanted a smaller portion amount to take somewhere?

[@gia7026]

My aunt thought she bought glasses cleaning wipes...they were hemorrhoid wipes...so you know how that went

[@pandora8458]

Ouch or they could see clearly now?

[@nathalie_desrosiers]

No, I want details.

[@Icewind007]

Better one way than the other.

[@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501]

Laughing so hard over this. Musta REALLY needed to clean those glasses to get that confused (as a glasses wearer, I've screwed up a time or two... just not quite like this, and nowhere near as funny)

[@ionizem3571]

Her glasses probably felt a lot better after the use of the Tucks. The 😊

[@Yet_Another_Steve]

This is life and is what makes our stay here interesting. None of us is perfect. Just enjoy the journey.

[@chrisblanco8593]

Cat harness killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor kitty

[@nathalie_desrosiers]

I'm impressed by the guy. He was able to put it on...

[@medafan53]

I fear I'll regret asking... but what actually is it? I have no clue.

[@meowmocha12]

Poor cat wearing a butt harness.

[@anvisharma8290]

These stupid things made their relationship even happier and stronger.

[@sunnythedrixen2885]

4:41 similar thing happened to my friend. Thought she bought a cool pair of pants with a camo leaf design. Shows them to her mom... Those aren't just any leaves! She refused to return them, cause they're super comfy, so she just wears them around the house.

[@georgealderson4424]

So what were the palm trees?

[@ac1d..g4ts_]

What were the palm trees then?

[@sunnythedrixen2885]

@@ac1d..g4ts_ Marijuana........

[@dadoctah]

@@georgealderson4424 Maple leafs. Canadian socks.

[@mabelbel_]

0:25 Why take the hassle to re-attach your charger when it is working just fine, it is not dumb.

[@GregMoress]

Also, you can't get a virus.

[@_Hajar_]

I know 😒

[@lainey7985]

I don't know what "The AIDS in Space" song is supposed to be...

[@rogerpepitone1999]

"The Ace of Spades" by Motorhead.

[@bkitteh6295]

@Lainey @Roger Pepitone THANK YOU!!! It was driving me crazy.....

[@ilariaercolani179]

@@rogerpepitone1999 then how did it become...? Uhm... Ok, just a normal strange day...

[@morganjanelle4282]

Lainey I didn't know, _either_ and was hoping someone else would ask about the song. Thank you. 🙂

[@TaraErnst]

Ace of Spades

[@nappykat73]

The fluff from the dog bed in the drier, before reading it I thought 'who put popcorn in the drier.'

[@WardyLion]

Ditto!

[@paul16451]

When I was a kid my mom asked me to go to the kitchen to get "a tea spoon", literally only wanting something to stir her tea with. But could you really blame me for digging into the baking supplies until I found a 1tsp measuring spoon and brought it to her?

[@heartoffire5902]

To be honest, that's what most people would assume she was asking for. All she had to ask for was a spoon.

[@TheSarahskaninchen]

@@heartoffire5902 actually a lot of countries divide between "teaspoons" and "Tablespoons" meaning the small and the big spoons.

[@shofisstar]

I mean you weren’t wrong. It was indeed a teaspoon

[@ClassicClown]

The Dash Can one is so cute to me personally, I mean yeah it wasn't need all of them but it's so wholesome

[@kstormgeistgem461]

i just figured she got them to record the really cool stuff the person didn't want over-written. i mean seriously, have you Seen some of those "caught on camera" shows? that's money, you don't just flush that down the loo!

[@ClassicClown]

@@kstormgeistgem461 I mean you're not wrong

[@thefaceofthecentury]

Keeping the pasta warm. Omg.

[@jenchan4817]

It actually should work somewhat though, the tiny drain holes on the bottom won’t let out nearly as much heat as would escape from the top of the pile of pasta since heat rises. Though what I do is add the left over pasta to the sauce pot and cover that, which not only keeps it warm for a while, it also prevents it from tuning into a sticky almost solid clump.

[@sprintershepherd4359]

@@jenchan4817 when you cook your pasta , pour a bit of vegetable iol in the pot , it will stop it from clumping and sticking together

[@elizabethcarone4763]

@@sprintershepherd4359 ouh

[@daveadams5607]

A friend of mine told me the moment he realized it was not going to work with his new wife. They were driving down the freeway and there was a house up on a big hill they could see. She said, "wow, it must be hotter living up there being so much closer to the sun..."

[@cynthiasealy573]

And he didn’t realize what she like BEFORE he married her? Maybe it’s a good match….

[@shofisstar]

This is the stupidest argument for a divorce ever. Girly deserves someone better

[@ASierraV4]

The one with the USB cable plugged into the wall outlet makes perfect sense because I wouldn't want to loss the charger base by setting it away from the cord itself.

[@suburbohemian]

My dad, back in the 60's, was so sleepy that he once bleary-eyed started brushing his...with his Brylcreem and then frantically grabbed what he thought was the Scope mouthwash, except it was the Prell shampoo. Not his best morning!

[@EnderTheTh1rd]

Perhaps the USB outlet doesn't provide enough power for fast charging.

[@heidihughes7013]

How in Hell does someone swallow tweezers???

[@rairai3517]

I'd be tempted to say 20 something's , but then I remember my friend bill his mother and father did everything for him when he went to college they rented a house for him with a housekeeper/cook , he did a 4 year degree in 8 yrs went from college to marriage his wife does everything for him , I'm 68 he's 58 he can barely use a microwave would burn water if he tried to make tea ...my parents raised me to be able to do pretty much anything , and I do and have done a lot , poor bill ....

[@61rampy65]

I love it!! "burn water if he tried to make tea".

[@MsMirthling]

couldn't dump sand from his shoe if the instructions were written on the bottom, eh?

[@bkitteh6295]

@@MsMirthling Haven't heard that one before! 😂

[@rairai3517]

@@MsMirthling I'm not sure , his degree was in liberal arts , whatever that's worth , do you have to be able to read to get a LA degree?....

[@allthatyoutouch3164]

Except punctuation.

[@KrazyKazak]

I have to ask... do you not check these videos before posting? 99% have some kind of mistake in the captions.

[@pastychomper4939]

The captions were done by the uploader's SO.

[@BakedRBeans]

When I was about 12, and my sister was about 10, our dad said he might buy a boat. My sister asked him, "what if you want to move it from one place to another?" I said, "You can do that.....it's called.....SAILING"

[@danielcooke9974]

Physical Notes on phone work well,

[@riptideone4161]

I agree.

[@unknownshadow6814]

0:59 I was so confused until I realised the pole 😂

[@Roadent1241]

I assume this is an American shop, what is it supposed to say?

[@unknownshadow6814]

@@Roadent1241 I'm not American either I'm proudly English but it's called lowe's not sure what they sell there

[@Roadent1241]

@@unknownshadow6814 I'm glad you're a smarter Brit than me then to figure out what it was XD I wonder if it's like a Homebase or something.

[@davej3781]

@@unknownshadow6814 Lowe's a large hardware, building supply and home improvement store, same as Home Depot (but I dunno, if you're English saying it's like a Home Depot may not help you any)

[@unknownshadow6814]

@@davej3781 so basically like Ikea

[@artedejali]

6:30 That’s cat abuse 😹 (I’m dead rotfl)

[@meepmoe]

How is that abuse? Lmao

[@Das_Ungeheuer]

Maybe the cat is a sub.

[@SouthernInnocence143]

4:46 isn't stupidity, just innocence. I had to stare at it for a few moments myself to get it and I have a pretty innocent mind for my age.

[@josiesparkle7654]

I’m not very innocent, but I’m too innocent to get it

[@Cloudancer2024]

@@josiesparkle7654 Marijuana leaves, not palm trees

[@josiesparkle7654]

@@Cloudancer2024 OHHHH

[@wernerhiemer406]

But what's about the banana guys? Is it also some innocence thing?

[@Cloudancer2024]

@@wernerhiemer406 What banana? What's the time stamp?

[@FreakinFred08]

4:32 depending on the context, using a timer instead of an alarm isn’t necessarily idiotic.

[@suttonpendleton2587]

What context is this😭

[@FreakinFred08]

@@suttonpendleton2587 Well, if you didn't HAVE TO wake up at a certain time, AND you do want to get a full 8 hours of sleep.

[@MrDannyDetail]

I actually thought it was quite clever for ensuring you get the amount of sleep you want to have without having to bother to do the maths first to figure out what time it would be after that amount of time has passed.

[@FreakinFred08]

@@MrDannyDetail thanks. I’m glad you understand my argument. I should have also added to my previous comment the notion that some people go to sleep at varying times from day to day (as opposed to going to bed at 11:00 pm every night, for example).

[@MrDannyDetail]

@@FreakinFred08 As a shift worker myself I'm regularly switching from night routine to day and vice versa ,and having to figure out my sleep patterns a few days ahead to try to make sure I get enough hours overall across the week. I know some people can sleep whenever they want to and can just go to bed sooner to change routines, but for me it always works better to stay up further around the clock and have almost a double length day, but then I can be too tired to properly figure out what time to set an alarm for etc (I am good at maths normally though), so just setting an 8 or 9 hour timer could be quite good.

[@lunathecat5827]

6:59 Did she eat the scratch code of was this a mistake, because honestly, I can see both.

[@noideawhoiam3855]

lol

[@JesseCase]

I don't get the one at 5:16 about the imprint on the girlfriend's leg/butt? It just looks like she sat on a remote or something, people do that all the time. Did I miss something or is that all it was?

[@earthn1447]

Popcorn made in a dryer - going to try that!

[@bilboes6634]

I use to work at Royal Gorge Bridge & Park in Colorado. Some lady asked me "when do deer turn into elk?", I didn't even know what to say at first. I'm fairly certain she meant it as "what elevation do each live at" type of question, a guy behind her was trying so hard not to bust out laughing and so was I. I generalized the answer as "white tail deer tend to stay at lower altitudes and elk tend to stay at higher altitudes."

[@marktheisen1]

The last half was hard to see because of the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard

[@Albanwinter]

6:27 Yeah, it's for a "kitty cat" all right, just not that kind. Hahaha

[@MrWaalkman]

@2:06 Perfectly normal way of cooking a tortilla. At my house we have a glass top stove which doesn't get as messy.

[@N8570E]

I can't say thanks for being there. Most of the stuff was way over my head. But some of the rest, really put me in stitches, So, thanks for the effort.

[@AngelLovey88]

3:23 How in the heck do you sharpen lipstick?

[@gunkiratkour1450]

2:43 More tortillas are never bad😀❤️

[@Mis7erSeven]

A friend of mine has this crazy uncle. He was preparing some steaks one time and wanted to add the seasoning, but then he noticed that he ran out of pepper. So he tried to use pepper spray on the steaks instead.

[@georgealderson4424]

Tasty?

[@Roadent1241]

At least that's intentionally accidental (he chose to do it even if he didn't realise it would be super strong) as opposed to the time dad went to shake pepper on his food and he got the whole potful. I think he sat and ate it because he 'likes spicy food'.

[@fjp9]

3:46 that’s funny 0mg. this entire video is fairly entertaining actually. some of the things there could be reasons behind them though. some are probably accidents, misunderstandings, lack of experience, preferences, etc.

[@Peachtreedishes]

My sister asking me “what’s so funny “ ? I really enjoy your videos!

[@mb8787]

Well, at least she knows where her freezer bags are... 😏 😊

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

If someone asked me to get "last minute daycare supplies" I would probably show up with earplugs and gin for the adult that has to be there.

[@joecook5689]

These are funny, but by the time I read the caption and figure it out I've always had to rewind them. They go a little too fast for me.

[@MundaneGray]

You can adjust the playback speed.

[@joecook5689]

@@MundaneGray I know, but I'm not very good with phones. How does one adjust the speed?

[@MundaneGray]

@@joecook5689 I can only tell you how it works on an iPhone, but I suspect it's similar on Android phones. Touch the video itself to make the controls appear, then touch the three dots in the upper right corner. A menu pops up. Touch "Playback speed" and then select the speed you want.

[@fetusofetuso2122]

4:06 on the upside you can fill a pillow cover with that and still have your dog bed

[@laserduck4238]

Can someone explain what's going on in 0:57? I'm not from where they have that shop so I don't understand what's wrong

[@Marie-es2yw]

The actual store's name is Lowe's but there's a lamp post or something in front of the sign so she thought the name was Louie's

[@richskater]

Anyone know the brand of that push-broom? 18 miles under a car and still looks brand new, that's enough marketing for me, I'll take 2.

[@chrissy4782]

🔥📕🔥📕🔥📕🔥📕🔥📕 1:55 I own the same cookbook with the same electric stove burn marks from the first year that I was married. I grew up with gas appliances.

[@leert2698]

At 6:20, the oh oy oh...ho ho ho upside down ! Blahhahaha

[@rearspeaker6364]

i got to try that one near Christmas!!

[@gunkiratkour1450]

3:12 my concern is who out that thing in there😂😂

[@funfact5792]

4:30 the timer got me

[@jessicataylor7174]

It's not uncommon when you have sleep issues and want to make sure you get a set time (eg 8 hours in 24). When I wake I pause the timer, then start it when I go back to sleep. Interrupted sleep is exhausting and it's hard to keep track of how much you've had. She may be using this method or has in the past.

[@rearspeaker6364]

@@jessicataylor7174 leaned something new.

[@rockfishmiller]

Nobody is perfect, thanks for posting.

[@catecurl3790]

Laughed out loud a few times 😂🤣

[@zenfrodo]

1:06 not a Ferris wheel. It looks like an observation tower similar to the Space Needle -- which makes the poster an idiot for calling it something it's clearly not. the GF gets a pass; she might not have known she was scared of heights until she got up to that height and was surrounded by fragile-seeming windows. Folks can be perfectly fine in office-buildings and with ladders, but get them any higher, or in certain environments without comforting walls around them...yeah. Phobias are not necessarily cut-and-dry.

[@Cloudancer2024]

It looks like the capsule of a revolving observation wheel, similar to the London Eye, Dubai Eye, or the High Roller in Las Vegas. They are commonly called Ferris wheels, even though that's technically a misnomer. But if you do a search for the largest ferris wheels in the world, all of the largest revolving observation wheels will pop up.

[@Gemjeweldiamond]

5:24 what exactly did she sit on?

[@Plons0Nard]

Remote control 🤝🇳🇱

[@jvseventeen]

@@Plons0Nard thank you, been scrolling comments trying to figure out why the heck that imprint looked so familiar and I just couldn't figure it out lol

[@rearspeaker6364]

@@jvseventeen I thought it was a vibrator......

[@Gemjeweldiamond]

@@Plons0Nard oh I see it now.

[@megsie1424]

Hahaa! The moment I scrolled down to your comment, I suddenly realised it was just a tv remote. While watching the video, I thought it was 'something else' and was wondering how that imprint happened 🤦‍♀️

[@LadyLeomon]

0:49 The plot twist is the cat’s name is “Dog” 😂😂😂

[@elizabethramos201]

1:05 does anybody know where this ferris wheel is?

[@Cloudancer2024]

There are several all over the world -- London, Singapore, China, etc. Largest in the world is in Dubai. Also several U.S. cities -- Las Vegas, Seattle, Chicago, Atlanta, and many others. They're actually observation wheels, but they look like giant Ferris wheels and are commonly referred to as such.

[@daveh4208]

The Louie's made me laugh so hard. I wonder if the story is really true. I can't imagine after that amount of time she hadn't figured out she was at Lowe's.

[@heartoffire5902]

Some people shut down and refuse to move or change perspective (physically or otherwise) when they're in an uncomfortable/unfamiliar situation. I've met countless people even less adaptive than the one in that story. Wouldn't surprise me at all if it really were true.

[@KayAichJay]

3:36 - the yellow icon is a tire pressure monitoring system warning and the red dot is the gas gauge warning. He should have his girlfriend check his car for him....

[@johnmininger7472]

Of course she knows this. He thinks she's an idiot but he's the one filling her tires AND getting her gas.

[@andybrown4284]

Unless the hummus container was broken, in which case why buy that one in the first place, there's no reason to decant from one sealed tub into another.

[@cijmo]

My mum and I went to the farmer's market and bought garden peas in the pod. We eat them like popcorn when we watch a movie. We had to go out again so my dad took the groceries home and put the garden peas in the deep freeze.

[@morganjanelle4282]

Missymousie LOL 😂🤣

[@cijmo]

@@morganjanelle4282 :D

[@kathymartin7724]

The cat doesn't look very comfortable bless his heart.

[@insideAdirtyMind]

"put away the dog" why do people take their animals into this extremly little cage? wtf is this

[@juliaconnell]

Agreed - cages should be needed - but isn't that a cat - not a dog? (Could be wrong, watching on my phone, quite small)

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

@@juliaconnell Yes, it's a cat. Your eyes did not deceive you.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

The actual dog is probably about the same size (which, imo, means it's not really a dog at all, but an overgrown rat!) First - A good sized cage for any animal is one in which they can comfortably stand, lie down, and turn around in any direction. Second - For many animals (including my own medium-sized dog), their cage is THEIR spot. That is the territory which belongs to them and no one else. In the case of my dog, it's where his food and backup water bowls are located, it's where he takes his toys/bones to chew on, and it's where he sleeps (when he's not on the one couch we allow, or in my daughter's room). It's also where we put him when he begs for food one too many times while we're cooking. But no one but me (his Alpha) and him are allowed in there. Not the kids, not the cats. That's his safe space.

[@juliaconnell]

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber thank you for the explanation Red, really appreciate it 😊😘 Fair enough - animals should have their own spot where they feel safe - and can completely understand why your dog considers this space home, territory - esp if small and in a house with cats - who - god love em - are not known for their boundaries 😹 We have always been a family of both cats and dogs - but our dogs growing up with big dogs (Irish Setters - later Black labradors) - our first lab had a kennel outside but the ONLY time it was used was when *he put himself in it* - for being naughty! So we would go looking for what it was, usually something minor, we would never known about, let alone disciplined him for, if he hadnt felt guilt & shame (silly sausage - who I still miss - long since over the rainbow bridge) Sorry - off track - where were we... *thank you* for the explanation - really apprecite it ❤😘

[@kathymartin7724]

I'll say. The cat should be comfortable. I had trouble seeing that it was a cat because of a small screen.

[@kubev]

We used to have brief power outages on a regular basis, so I bought a bunch of those battery-operated dome lights and scattered them around our apartment so we could easily access a light in the event of a power outage. Thing is, we didn't have anymore power outages for the longest time, so I took one of the dome lights into my roommate's room, where my roommate and his girlfriend were sitting. I said, "I can't believe we haven't had another power outage since I bought these!" My roommate's girlfriend responded by saying, "I don't understand. How do those keep the power from going out?"

[@UntrainableWizard]

A lot of these I read and just think "the partner's making a joke" (like the waffle house) or "that actually seems necessary" (like the usb wall plug).

[@dadoctah]

If I drove a pickup, I would totally want a little waffle house for the back of it.

[@andycontento3563]

Aaww bless 'em. 😁😁😁😅😅😅👍👍👍

[@derdin8]

@02:03 I live in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and heating a single tortilla this way is VERY common here! You just have to flip it before it burns.

[@madmaria88]

omg i live there too! I hate electric stoves for this reason. I bought a comal kept it on the back burner, i got tired of scraping off my roommate's tortilla skin

[@norasstories3268]

I don't get 0:30... Can someone explain, please?

[@rogerpepitone1999]

Instead of plugging the USB cable directly into one of the upper ports, she plugged it into a USB-to-AC adaptor, and plugged that into one of the lower outlets. (It works, and won't do any damage. No big problems with that.)

[@kelferg]

My USB outlets seem to charge slower than using a plug in the regular outlet. So if the regular outlets are open I often do just what they did.

[@chaspring1924]

I still use my charger even there's a usb port around bcs I thought it's more safe to my phone😂

[@novasapphire2865]

4:42 I didn't understand so I showed this to my mom and she said "Pretty sure those are marijuana leaves." I didn't know what marijuana leaves looked like so I went to look it up but then realized I didn't know how to spell marijuana. I asked my mom how to spell it and she's like "I'm actually glad you don't know." I'm almost 16, I didn't get the joke, I feel like I'm more oblivious than people my age. Is it normal for people my age to know this or get the joke-

[@angustheterrible3149]

With the very last one....why would you put hummus in a Tupperware container when it literally comes in one? Multiple levels of stupidity going on there.

[@ryanoneill1993]

2:32 ok... I must be stupid. Because.. I don't know what's wrong with this picture.. I keep thinking maybe the batteries are in the wrong way round or something? Not quite sure how that leads to do you think I'm stupid? Who.. hasn't put batteries in the wrong way round.

[@MrDannyDetail]

The batteries are indeed the wrong way round, but in a particularly dopey way that stands out. Normally if someone accidentallly puts a line of two batteries in the wrong way around then they are both still facing the same way as each other and it's just that they're pointing in the wong direction. In this photo two batteries in the same line are facing in different directions, they have their pointy ends touching, a circumstance that guarantees that one of them must be facing the wrong way.